So I was having a little get together with a few friends. Nothing fancy, just beer and nibbles. We were playing poker out on the patio when I saw a black guy walking down the street with a 56" flat screen tv. "That looks like yours", said one of my friends. "You're right", I replied and, being a little bit worried, went indoors to check. Opening the living room door I let out a sigh of relief to see that mine was still there -
shining my shoes!