Golf Club Membership Application.
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An elderly Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf , so he applied
for membership at a local golf club .
About a week later he received a letter that his application has been
rejected .
He went to the club to inquire as to why .Secretary : You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club ?
Scot : Aye , but I am as Scottish as you are , ma'am , my name is MacTavish .
Secretary : Do you know that on formal occasions we wear a kilt ?
Scot : Aye , I do know , and I wear a kilt too .
Secretary : You are also aware , that we wear nothing under the kilt ?
Scot : Aye , and neither do I .
Secretary : Are you also aware , that the members sit naked in the steam
room ?
Scot : Aye , I also do the same .
Secretary : But you are a Jew ?
Scot : Aye , I be that .
Secretary : So , being Jewish , you are circumcised , is that correct ?
Scot : Aye , I be that , too .
Secretary : I am terribly sorry , but the members just would not feel comfortable sitting in the steam room with you , since your privates are different from theirs ..
Scot : Ach , away with ya , ma'am , I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen , and I know that you have to be a Catholic to join the Knights of Columbus , but this is the first time I've heard that you have to be a complete Pr*ck to join a golf club !
Brilliant
Reminds me why the Paddys refused to help rebuild the Synagogue - They were afraid of getting their tools nicked ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D