To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. .
And those who don't and are always
seen with a bottle of water in their hand.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
Scientists have demonstrated that if we drink
1 liter of water each day,
At the end of the year we would have absorbed
More than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria
Found in faeces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However,
We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer
(or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)
Because alcohol has to go through a purification process
Of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of number two.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I'm doing it as a public service! ;D
Well after that im off out to the Off License. ;)
Quote from: fifi on August 21, 2012, 16:33:23 PM
Well after that im off out to the Off License. ;)
And you needed that excuse ;D ;D
Its as good as any Kenny. ;)
I must have known that 35 years ago, because I never drink tap water. Drink bottled when on the rock.
Nowt wrong with a nice Shiraz or bacardi and coke.
You need to ingest a certain of "poop" to keep your immune system up & running. You can be too clean!
:D :D :D
Quote from: Magoo on August 22, 2012, 11:33:53 AM
You need to ingest a certain of "poop" to keep your immune system up & running. You can be too clean!
Well the beer around here tastes of s**t so I should be ok ;D
Quote from: fifi on August 21, 2012, 16:33:23 PM
Well after that im off out to the Off License. ;)
Well, I´ll be down The Wine Bar tonight, :P :P
Quote from: woe10 on August 22, 2012, 13:07:33 PM
Quote from: fifi on August 21, 2012, 16:33:23 PM
Well after that im off out to the Off License. ;)
Well, I´ll be down The Wine Bar tonight, :P :P
Mind and drink some poo to keep you regular :P
Good advice from George Carlin.
Let me tell you a true story about immunization ok. When I was a little boy in New York city in the nineteen-forties, we swam in the Hudson river. And it was filled with raw sewage! OK? We swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. And at that time the big fear was polio. Thousands of kids died from polio every year. But you know something?
In my neighborhood no one ever got polio. No one! EVER! You know why?
Cause WE SWAM IN RAW SEWAGE! It strengthened our immune system, the polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw sh*t!
So personally I never take any precautions against germs. I don't shy away from people who sneeze and cough. I don't wipe off the telephone, I don't cover the toilet seat, and if I drop food on the floor I pick it up and eat it!
Even if I'm at side walk cafe! IN CALCUTTA! THE POOR SECTION! ON NEW YEARS MORNING DURING A SOCCER RIOT! And you know something?
In spite of all the so called "risky behavior ".... I never get infections. I don't get em. I don't get colds, I don't get flu, I don't get headaches, I don't get upset stomach, And you know why? Cause I got a good strong immune system! And it gets a lot of practice!
When little kids lick their runny noses, or pick their nose and eat it, it´s a natural bodily instict to build up their immune systems. All this with Dettol Surface Cleaning wipes that kills 99.9% of bacteria, are rediculous. You need bacteria to fight off bad germs. My other half rinses the mouth 2 times a day with mouth wash, I keep saying, you´re doing more harm than good, killing all the good bacteria as well as bad. It´s a fact that the MRSA bacteria is up the noses of 30% of the World´s population. I know it sounds crude, but I read once about a Prostitute that washed with her own urine after each client, and never ever caught an infection. Mother Nature. :-X
Quote from: woe10 on August 22, 2012, 16:46:13 PM
I read once about a Prostitute that washed with her own urine after each client, and never ever caught an infection.
:o :o :o Just as well I have never went down that route, the very thought :(
Quote from: Magoo on August 22, 2012, 11:33:53 AM
You need to ingest a certain of "poop" to keep your immune system up & running. You can be too clean!
so true magoo - so very true. :)
So many kids have asthma because they don't play in the dirt anymore ;) ;) 8)
Quote from: KWC54 on August 21, 2012, 21:29:35 PM
I must have known that 35 years ago, because I never drink tap water. Drink bottled when on the rock.
Nowt wrong with a nice Shiraz or bacardi and coke.
I'm with you there KW - love them both.
And have to admit that I love Cava - £5.29 in the Co-op (and a very decent cava it is too) but....
over in Corri....E1.60. And wow - what a fantastic Cava that is too.
A very civilised place Fuerte... :D :D 8)
A former prime minister of India was advised to drink his own urine in his forties. It worked that well he did it the rest of his life. He lived till he was 99.
All this heat is making me thirsty, be back in five, toilet....