I was in a night club in Leeds with the wife the other night.
There was a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks.Body popping,break dancing,robotics,head spins,back flips the lot...
The wife said.."See that guy there - Ronnie.Well 25 years ago he asked me to marry him and I turned him down"
I said..."And it looks like he's still f*****g celebrating!!!!!"