The London olympics are now nearly here. The olympic flame has made it through Slough without being stolen ,beaten up or being mugged but has stopped on the M4 due to foreign road repairs and should arrive in about 3-4weeks. A spokes person has said WE WILL ENDEAVOUR TO MAKE THESE GAMES A NO GO AREA FOR TERRORISTS. so we are not going to repair it .so wev,e invited Libya,syria,afghanistan and iraq to supply the security for the games.On the starting pistol we have al qaeda no 1,2,3,4, not sure who's left it might be no5. The Javelin should be good as we have the somalia pirates all 6 of them, last man standing wins a ship, i think thats what he said? Prime minister has said we all in this together. Hopefuly not the ship? in 2016 the new sport entry for the olympics is out door swimming down the high street for 2 hundred miles [might need the ship] LOL :o
Just like a Saturday night in Blackburn Or Preston then ;)
Says the man from Bradford ;)
I dont think Slough is the same as Blackburn or Preston.People in Slough dont speak English mind you Blackburn?
Blackburn is or is soon to be a major premiership team,Owned by Indian Chicken Farmers, and managed by a man that is hard to understand at times. Up north we embrace all cultures, races and creeds.Which i believe is part of the Olympic ethos. knew you southerners would lose the torch. Lord Coe should have gone for the joint Bradford/Blackburn bid, would have only cost £199.95, and cut price Chicken Tikka Biryani for all.
P.S. Have you any tickets left?
Lots of tickets for the outdoor swimming + a ship building course in Nigeria
I thought Blackburn played in the scottish division 3
Its so annoying >:( when people down south say the north MANCHESTER they havnt got a clue whats past it!! im in newcastle where is that to you southerners.. im in the north. MANCHESTER IS NOT IN THE NORTH!!!! to me blackburn is in the midlands.. :-*
And there's me thinking Newcastle was in scotland,geography was never a strong point
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Blackburn let me think small town just over the boarder from Bradford, were stuck in the middle it's a bit like being stuck between 2 ethnic countries.
Roar look forward to this season Blackburn, Blackpool and then to begin the season at home to Judas's team.
Claret and Blue through and through
Ha ha well Peter we might have the Asians but you lot have the monopoly on inbreds ;) ;)
You ok long time no hear