Ponderables

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Things to think about when you are having a hard time falling asleep -----------

Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke?  Go ahead and try it.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it`s only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going?

Why do we park on "driveways" and drive on "parkways?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we were able to put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?