Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

a full sporran

[Elite of the forum]

And his pipes

[DaveW]

spewing out ear

[Elite of the forum]

Splitting noise that

[DaveW]

smashed glasses and

[Can the Man]

Cracked BS's veneers

[Elite of the forum]

Exposing him has

[Ronnietheblue]

The hero of

[Can the Man]

The Noddy stories

[Elite of the forum]

Who liked to

[HelenR]

Cracked BS's veneers

Who's bs?

[DaveW]

BS is Brightspark/barvespark or what ever his latest alias is

be big ears

[HelenR]

Oh right 




Whilst driving a

[DaveW]

little red car

[HelenR]

With very small

[Ronnietheblue]

Pedals so he

[HelenR]

Is able to

[Ronnietheblue]

drive to Scotland

[DaveW]

and vote for

[Ronnietheblue]

Kenny to be

[DaveW]

neutered to protect

[Ronnietheblue]

The local females

[HelenR]

from his raging

[Ronnietheblue]

Fits of extreme

[HelenR]

hormonal headaches and

[Ronnietheblue]

Bouts of rage

[HelenR]

because he has

[Ronnietheblue]

No time to

[HelenR]

fit it in

[DaveW]

All of the