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Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2013, 16:38:03 PM
Once there was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 17:30:45 PM
This Yorkshire boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2013, 17:31:47 PM
Who tried to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 17:32:42 PM
Be a hero
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2013, 17:46:51 PM
By sorting the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 17:52:21 PM
The lost posts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2013, 17:56:30 PM
So all is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 18:51:02 PM
Back to where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2013, 18:55:29 PM
it should be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2013, 19:03:30 PM
and the usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2013, 20:03:24 PM
banter now can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 10:05:30 AM
is a reformed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2013, 11:19:52 AM
Character and refusing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 11:40:58 AM
to post naughty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2013, 11:52:07 AM
pictures or even
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 12:52:55 PM
The lovely camel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2013, 13:13:18 PM
which has lovely
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 15:27:54 PM
Humps and toes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2013, 16:16:39 PM
That cause him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 17:09:10 PM
hot flushes from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2013, 19:19:57 PM
the over exertion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2013, 19:30:47 PM
playing with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2013, 22:04:05 PM
Pipes whilst he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 10:44:16 AM
drove his tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 10:59:13 AM
Down to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2013, 11:01:02 AM
Paradise club to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 11:17:42 AM
Try and find
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 13:42:45 PM
some female company
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 13:57:10 PM
who will appreciate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2013, 14:17:36 PM
His shiny brass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 16:01:01 PM
euros that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 16:34:51 PM
Stole from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 17:02:37 PM
Beggars collection pot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 17:20:07 PM
Which was in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 17:40:46 PM
the Caleta underpass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 18:59:23 PM
which he also
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2013, 19:15:35 PM
Uses when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 20:29:49 PM
needs to have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 05, 2013, 22:05:48 PM
A whizz and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2013, 22:07:21 PM
makes the place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 05, 2013, 22:09:55 PM
Smell like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2013, 00:10:39 AM
Cats been doing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 06, 2013, 02:25:17 AM
Her ironing in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 06, 2013, 04:40:01 AM
The dogs box
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2013, 07:57:09 AM
Where Dave keeps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 06, 2013, 10:20:43 AM
Notes and coins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2013, 10:27:46 AM
In case he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2013, 12:56:31 PM
gets caught short
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2013, 13:22:25 PM
if it's his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2013, 16:48:31 PM
Turn to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2013, 17:09:52 PM
his Northern pals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2013, 19:28:35 PM
Who appreciate a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2013, 02:23:34 AM
Beer of a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 09:50:50 AM
southern flavour which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2013, 10:07:31 AM
To be polite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 11:51:50 AM
Is like nectar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2013, 11:53:30 AM
even if it's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 12:54:00 PM
too sophisticated for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2013, 13:35:10 PM
our tender palates
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 15:14:04 PM
Which are hardened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2013, 15:50:04 PM
By the taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2013, 20:57:33 PM
Nasty Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2013, 02:46:03 AM
Which comes from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 08:55:42 AM
Leeds sewage system
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
Full of goodness
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 09:16:39 AM
from Bob's visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2013, 09:23:43 AM
To the nearest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2013, 11:02:23 AM
Porcelain pot which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2013, 12:16:22 PM
could accommodate his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 15:19:25 PM
His large overfilled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2013, 15:46:03 PM
Bowels which were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2013, 15:56:42 PM
Bubbling nicely after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2013, 18:47:34 PM
a large Balti
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2013, 01:57:31 AM
Which came out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2013, 07:14:56 AM
Of the hotel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 09, 2013, 09:10:10 AM
Food bins that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 13:16:59 PM
the flies couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2013, 15:46:48 PM
Even bear to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 16:00:00 PM
Go within ten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2013, 16:08:45 PM
Miles of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 16:10:52 PM
Life threatening excrement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2013, 16:11:59 PM
That's spread on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 16:13:57 PM
The entire length
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2013, 16:18:20 PM
Of Blackpool beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 17:17:28 PM
And ruined the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2013, 17:33:18 PM
Donkeys with there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2013, 17:54:10 PM
Kiss me quick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2013, 22:14:40 PM
Hats thatwas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 08:49:34 AM
a looker according
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2013, 11:44:54 AM
To Cans diary
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 12:54:45 PM
Which gave it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2013, 13:04:21 PM
A respectable look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2013, 13:16:47 PM
despite the fact
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 14:52:48 PM
that it had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2013, 15:00:26 PM
Been fermenting for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 15:02:06 PM
at least three
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2013, 15:05:16 PM
Months to develop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 15:05:56 PM
before the big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2013, 15:09:20 PM
Day when it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2013, 15:34:13 PM
Exploded into life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2013, 16:34:20 PM
And provided Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2013, 22:10:05 PM
with something to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2013, 22:17:59 PM
Put on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 11, 2013, 01:35:22 AM
Facebook page as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 08:41:33 AM
he wants to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 11:00:13 AM
Attract some lovely
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 11:39:35 AM
Looking young ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 11:53:08 AM
to his barn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 14:14:46 PM
To entertain him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 11, 2013, 15:30:20 PM
Whilst he tinkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 15:41:56 PM
With his pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 11, 2013, 15:53:06 PM
Making all sorts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 16:56:57 PM
Ear splitting noises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 18:04:00 PM
That drive people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 18:57:09 PM
To drink or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 19:00:50 PM
just throw themselves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2013, 19:01:43 PM
Off tall buildings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 20:59:37 PM
to end the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 11, 2013, 21:32:00 PM
Threat of Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 21:41:52 PM
Invading Can's barn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on December 11, 2013, 21:49:06 PM
The six hens
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 21:51:23 PM
which were laying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 11, 2013, 21:54:23 PM
Black pudding eggs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 21:55:32 PM
to make yorkshiremen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 11, 2013, 21:59:01 PM
Fart and smell...........think that's OK young Can ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2013, 23:32:26 PM
Like they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 12, 2013, 01:39:09 AM
Fresh out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2013, 07:42:50 AM
Soap and were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 12, 2013, 08:39:19 AM
Actually done by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2013, 09:58:49 AM
having no running
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 12, 2013, 11:38:22 AM
Water to flush
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2013, 13:31:11 PM
The grime off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 12, 2013, 15:56:14 PM
mucky hands and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2013, 18:30:12 PM
The other parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 12, 2013, 20:23:38 PM
The sun don't
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2013, 20:26:08 PM
shine despite having
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 12, 2013, 20:34:39 PM
See through undies
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2013, 20:54:52 PM
made of finest
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 09:02:47 AM
PVC rescued from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2013, 10:33:01 AM
The dungeon at
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2013, 11:54:53 AM
The paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2013, 12:05:19 PM
where cockeneee Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 12:40:30 PM
would never frequent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2013, 12:48:53 PM
without his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 13:26:38 PM
to pay for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2013, 15:09:01 PM
whatever tickled his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 15:28:25 PM
mate from yorkshire's
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2013, 15:43:45 PM
Green and pleasant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2013, 16:04:33 PM
land, where friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2013, 16:05:01 PM
Folk are always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2013, 16:20:06 PM
nice to cockenees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2013, 16:23:49 PM
Because they can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2013, 16:38:26 PM
sympathise with their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2013, 18:13:29 PM
Shortcomings that  they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 19:34:10 PM
suffer fools badly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 20:09:18 PM
When Northern brethren
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2013, 20:18:43 PM
spout a load
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 13, 2013, 20:21:08 PM
Of old cobblers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 14, 2013, 02:17:11 AM
Down in Northampton
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2013, 08:03:15 AM
Where the team
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2013, 09:20:36 AM
are struggling to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 14, 2013, 09:21:34 AM
Raise their game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2013, 10:09:37 AM
And play any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 14, 2013, 10:25:38 AM
Which way at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2013, 11:02:19 AM
White hart lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2013, 13:48:10 PM
the home of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2013, 13:56:50 PM
non scoring spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 12:55:10 PM
who cannot finish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2013, 16:29:04 PM
And  are losing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 18:09:59 PM
Their heads and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 15, 2013, 19:10:45 PM
Burying them in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 19:18:07 PM
Rear orifice and
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Post by: Can the Man on December 15, 2013, 19:38:59 PM
Blowing raspberry's through
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2013, 20:08:32 PM
Their ears which
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2013, 21:27:26 PM
The scousers love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2013, 06:21:02 AM
So they will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2013, 07:29:42 AM
Take the micky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 08:15:00 AM
To hide inadequacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2013, 08:52:53 AM
That were exposed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 10:51:00 AM
when they speak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2013, 10:53:13 AM
About poor refs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 16:13:38 PM
From West Yorkshire
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Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 16:15:07 PM
who cannot determine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 16:18:04 PM
A foul from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 16:19:06 PM
a cheating lout
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 16:21:02 PM
In red shirts
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2013, 16:34:40 PM
Causing the sacking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 18:38:19 PM
Of the unfortunate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 19:38:57 PM
Useless coach who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2013, 20:34:50 PM
Spent millions on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 16, 2013, 21:55:17 PM
Useless misfiring farts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2013, 22:51:47 PM
So paid the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2013, 23:55:04 PM
With his job
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 07:53:02 AM
Making way for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 11:08:55 AM
another foreign flop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 11:20:37 AM
To squander the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 12:03:33 PM
Money thats left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 12:05:59 PM
from the sale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 12:06:53 PM
Of meat pies
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 12:07:53 PM
and jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 12:12:31 PM
Which are delicious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 12:17:51 PM
when deep fried
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 14:22:01 PM
With pickled eggs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 14:52:50 PM
They sell like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 15:57:13 PM
victoria secrets lingergie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 16:00:24 PM
Which Dave likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 16:00:44 PM
to wear when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 16:14:41 PM
The missus isn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 16:28:31 PM
looking for her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 16:31:21 PM
Sexy fishnets which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 16:53:32 PM
Went out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 17, 2013, 16:55:35 PM
the drawer when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 17:02:50 PM
She married poor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 17:03:37 PM
Misunderstood young man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 17:06:41 PM
Who supported the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 17:16:13 PM
The local pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 17:19:15 PM
Where he drank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 18:25:01 PM
Earl Grey tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 18:45:48 PM
And dunked his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 19:37:19 PM
bourbon cream until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 19:48:43 PM
it went soggy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 20:02:49 PM
and flopped on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 20:31:23 PM
his brand new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 20:34:38 PM
Bradford Bulls shirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 20:39:03 PM
which cost a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2013, 20:41:15 PM
pound at Poundland
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 20:52:46 PM
and dropped to
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2013, 23:24:56 PM
2 for1
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2013, 23:49:41 PM
Due to lack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2013, 06:58:28 AM
Of interest from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 08:20:06 AM
The loyal supporters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 09:57:53 AM
who are becoming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 10:15:00 AM
Resigned to bankruptcy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 10:15:41 AM
and flats built
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 10:18:34 AM
Or possibly mosques
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 10:19:51 AM
or curry houses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 10:31:53 AM
On my beloved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 14:27:53 PM
club before it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 14:53:21 PM
is raised to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 15:22:30 PM
The ground and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 15:40:59 PM
becomes a house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 15:51:50 PM
Of  ill repute
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 15:56:14 PM
frequented by Can
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Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:01:34 PM
accompanied by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:10:13 PM
bodyguard and fitness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:11:06 PM
guru Bradford Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 16:15:21 PM
Who moderates Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:17:45 PM
to make sure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 16:21:09 PM
We can all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:23:13 PM
go around and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 16:26:07 PM
Have a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:27:18 PM
look at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:34:44 PM
scantily clad women
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:35:58 PM
displaying their wares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:36:39 PM
in the Golfclub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 16:37:20 PM
and exciting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 16:41:04 PM
elder statesmen playing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 18:31:08 PM
Around with their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2013, 19:08:57 PM
balls and markers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 19:12:08 PM
and pitch mark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 21:22:24 PM
The skid marks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 21:31:03 PM
On the green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 21:33:28 PM
Boxer shorts Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 21:44:13 PM
Gives to Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 21:57:50 PM
Who wears them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 22:14:52 PM
On his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 22:18:14 PM
Like a pearly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 22:21:13 PM
Queen showing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 22:39:30 PM
Thong strap in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2013, 22:58:11 PM
To his mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 18, 2013, 23:10:31 PM
To floss with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2013, 02:49:49 AM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 09:49:43 AM
can smile at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2013, 10:55:24 AM
The paradise girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 11:56:50 AM
with his pearlies
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2013, 12:19:25 PM
twinkling in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 19, 2013, 14:23:32 PM
vibrant spot lights
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 15:25:18 PM
Blinding all around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2013, 16:34:57 PM
The room so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 19, 2013, 16:44:37 PM
Dave could hide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2013, 18:08:17 PM
His wallet because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2013, 18:32:13 PM
The northern pickpockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2013, 23:11:28 PM
Wouldn't stoop so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 20, 2013, 00:23:28 AM
Low to remove
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2013, 07:12:41 AM
An old man,s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2013, 08:27:53 AM
Wallet with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 09:00:06 AM
wife looking menacing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2013, 09:25:21 AM
At his pension
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 12:40:08 PM
which he protects
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2013, 13:27:01 PM
Like his Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 20, 2013, 14:20:20 PM
protect the manager
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 15:02:11 PM
which is part
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 20, 2013, 15:05:01 PM
of the daily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 15:15:56 PM
temporary appointments that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2013, 20:08:14 PM
Take place all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2013, 20:08:55 PM
of the time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2013, 20:17:53 PM
At Ewood Park
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 07:25:04 AM
Where DJ Campbell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2013, 07:58:29 AM
Takes bets on


Hes in the squad for today
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 08:13:20 AM
Rhodes to score


Yeah I saw that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 09:35:12 AM
an own goal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 09:38:03 AM
When he forgets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 09:40:19 AM
who he plays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 09:50:52 AM
For due to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 11:27:34 AM
dinner with Nigella
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 11:53:37 AM
who likes a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 12:22:36 PM
3 course dinner
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 12:25:21 PM
followed by a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 12:27:17 PM
night of passion
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 12:55:48 PM
with young Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 16:25:19 PM
and his smooth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 17:32:31 PM
Charismatic Irish charm
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Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 18:26:21 PM
and musical prowess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2013, 20:55:17 PM
And dodgy cigarettes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2013, 22:05:28 PM
That he sells
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2013, 22:06:31 PM
from the back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 00:25:21 AM
Seat of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2013, 07:21:40 AM
Favourite brown tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2013, 08:24:02 AM
Which bounced around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 08:24:44 AM
the furry dice
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2013, 08:25:58 AM
And nodding dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 09:35:09 AM
Barks out the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2013, 09:51:14 AM
Irish national anthem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 09:54:14 AM
And flies the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2013, 10:04:13 AM
Flag in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 10:19:47 AM
Back box bouncing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2013, 10:49:45 AM
Merrily across the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 11:05:47 AM
Ploughed fields of
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Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 12:19:54 PM
potatoes and leeks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2013, 12:53:41 PM
and picked Brussels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 16:03:35 PM
for his Xmas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 22, 2013, 18:51:37 PM
Lap dance in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 19:21:45 PM
The Paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2013, 21:21:18 PM
Where the first
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2013, 21:33:56 PM
The first drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2013, 05:46:40 AM
Echo can be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2013, 07:13:12 AM
On the house
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 09:09:06 AM
but subsequent drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 23, 2013, 12:17:02 PM
are paid by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 13:05:10 PM
The exploited punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2013, 13:29:01 PM
Who have to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 23, 2013, 14:35:31 PM
pay strippers exhorborant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2013, 15:51:23 PM
Amounts of champagne
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 16:19:52 PM
For a glimpse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2013, 16:29:01 PM
Of the ample
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 17:27:26 PM
Nether regions which
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2013, 19:25:09 PM
We all  like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2013, 21:05:08 PM
To fondle and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 24, 2013, 00:26:09 AM
Stick dollar bills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2013, 05:28:55 AM
Onto so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2013, 08:57:29 AM
he can get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2013, 10:22:44 AM
The very best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2013, 13:11:03 PM
Position to ensure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2013, 18:51:13 PM
That he sees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 00:34:22 AM
The nookie crack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 06:45:21 AM
which looks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2013, 08:23:03 AM
A turkey giblet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 08:52:08 AM
Thats been torn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2013, 10:25:15 AM
with jagged edges
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2013, 11:27:31 AM
From the constant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 13:17:17 PM
Fighting over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2013, 13:43:08 PM
Parsons nose which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 13:52:46 PM
Dave loved to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 18:56:59 PM
Lick and suck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 19:35:23 PM
As it reminded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:04:32 PM
Him of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 21:05:34 PM
long lost lover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:07:06 PM
With a tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 21:08:20 PM
Wallet that never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:11:20 PM
Opened to show
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2013, 21:13:07 PM
All the notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 25, 2013, 21:49:45 PM
Covered in cobwebs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2013, 22:28:35 PM
That were out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 00:32:27 AM
Sunning themselves with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2013, 06:53:13 AM
Steve taking pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 07:11:09 AM
Of Ms. Fuerteventura
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2013, 07:26:03 AM
And posting on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 07:40:50 AM
An X-rated forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 07:41:55 AM
where moderator Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 07:54:16 AM
Has no authority
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 08:02:50 AM
and cant take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 08:18:10 AM
Any action only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2013, 08:41:33 AM
Admire the beauty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 11:20:36 AM
Of can,s photo,s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2013, 11:45:28 AM
which are lovingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 11:47:47 AM
Posted for all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2013, 11:49:10 AM
to see except
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 13:28:47 PM
the snooper from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 13:44:48 PM
Google watch dogs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 14:45:35 PM
with no sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 18:50:10 PM
Of humour or
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:03:24 PM
Any interest apart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 19:05:26 PM
From sniffing the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:09:45 PM
The gussets of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 19:10:52 PM
The ladies from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:12:25 PM
The paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:23:21 PM
as they lapdance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:24:32 PM
Around the pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:26:17 PM
Between Jon's legs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:29:23 PM
Which always disappoints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:30:35 PM
Lisa on Saturday
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:33:44 PM
So she has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:40:24 PM
Bought a rampant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 19:42:09 PM
Rabbit from poundland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 26, 2013, 19:49:25 PM
Jon gave her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2013, 21:45:19 PM
For Christmas so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2013, 22:02:07 PM
It will last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 00:37:10 AM
For a week
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 10:43:16 AM
before over heating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 10:48:30 AM
And burning Can's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 13:09:58 PM
tender parts which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 13:51:45 PM
were under his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 13:56:34 PM
carefully ironed kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 15:00:02 PM
and manicured sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 15:35:49 PM
Full of euros
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 15:42:46 PM
To spend lapdancing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 15:44:31 PM
Girls personal tips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 15:47:10 PM
In exchange for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 15:53:20 PM
A private dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 15:55:31 PM
And discreet massage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 16:00:46 PM
With happy ending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 16:02:44 PM
Leaving a mess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2013, 16:58:27 PM
on the chair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 17:06:45 PM
and all over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 17:39:33 PM
Her hand and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 19:40:10 PM
false teeth which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 20:36:06 PM
Were in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:02:07 PM
Jaws of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:04:47 PM
pet French poodle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:05:40 PM
Who charges €50
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 21:08:31 PM
Just for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:09:25 PM
 quick lick of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:11:42 PM
The hairy gash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:12:31 PM
and a share
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 21:15:17 PM
Of the profits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2013, 21:16:34 PM
Are spent on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:17:29 PM
medication to cure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 21:21:14 PM
Can's nasty rash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:21:42 PM
Of blue spots
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:22:20 PM
which he obtained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2013, 21:22:44 PM
In the paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:23:29 PM
Club Los angels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:24:42 PM
with some unprotected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 21:31:42 PM
Moments with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 21:32:09 PM
Blonde bald babe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:35:06 PM
who he disappointed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 21:46:51 PM
With his lack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2013, 21:47:53 PM
of girth and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 21:54:05 PM
Only one inch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 23:04:45 PM
Eye slit in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 23:11:02 PM
His craggy face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 23:12:54 PM
As it reflected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 23:15:26 PM
The light from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 27, 2013, 23:17:23 PM
Where the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2013, 23:21:14 PM
Reflects off Dave's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2013, 06:49:13 AM
shiney bald pallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2013, 07:20:04 AM
With the burnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 09:24:08 AM
skin and wavy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2013, 09:56:06 AM
Toupee blowing in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 10:15:07 AM
Fuerteventura gales which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2013, 11:06:50 AM
Force Dave to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2013, 11:50:07 AM
Retreat to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2013, 12:48:07 PM
Paradise club to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 13:56:37 PM
Drag Can out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2013, 14:13:57 PM
kicking and screaming
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 15:11:18 PM
While the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2013, 15:35:39 PM
laughed at his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2013, 16:47:44 PM
His tiny walnuts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 17:00:24 PM
And shrivelled sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2013, 19:38:53 PM
which really was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2013, 19:41:10 PM
past its sell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2013, 20:50:24 PM
By date,so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 08:54:55 AM
plastic surgery was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2013, 09:06:30 AM
Required to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 10:59:28 AM
New and beautiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2013, 11:32:05 AM
looking person for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 12:24:09 PM
the world to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2013, 13:44:04 PM
See and adore
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 14:22:10 PM
and feed peanuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 14:26:35 PM
To Jon's birds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 14:28:37 PM
in his garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 14:29:28 PM
Where Bob hides
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 14:30:34 PM
his soiled underwear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 14:32:54 PM
To avoid polluting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 18:38:48 PM
All of Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 19:51:57 PM
And of Preston
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2013, 21:20:05 PM
not clogging up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 29, 2013, 23:31:47 PM
The stinking sewers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2013, 02:36:52 AM
That run under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2013, 08:01:34 AM
White hart lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 11:19:55 AM
in Bradford City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2013, 11:40:30 AM
where big ron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 12:22:02 PM
Sees his seeds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2013, 14:30:32 PM
and watches them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 15:49:25 PM
Grow like crazy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2013, 16:22:32 PM
Into fine characters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2013, 18:35:43 PM
In a soap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 30, 2013, 19:28:59 PM
Dish where grit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2013, 20:46:09 PM
gets imbedded in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2013, 22:12:24 PM
In Christmas cheer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 30, 2013, 23:58:17 PM
Knob end soap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2013, 02:34:23 AM
Which is useful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2013, 07:42:19 AM
To keep the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 12:31:37 PM
punters happy because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2013, 14:10:29 PM
they like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 16:03:17 PM
Give it a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2013, 16:30:24 PM
rub around their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 17:10:41 PM
Less accessible areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 31, 2013, 17:51:20 PM
So a smooth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 18:44:32 PM
Shave will always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2013, 18:51:54 PM
required before you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2013, 18:52:57 PM
Pose for Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2013, 18:54:19 PM
in the nude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 31, 2013, 18:59:10 PM
so Can can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2013, 20:21:47 PM
Get a thrill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on December 31, 2013, 20:29:52 PM
As he caresses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2013, 20:30:50 PM
Those man moobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2014, 10:11:23 AM
With his bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 10:43:46 AM
while blowing softly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2014, 10:58:10 AM
Into his sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 12:05:15 PM
Filled to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2014, 12:37:34 PM
brim with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 14:34:27 PM
Holly berries and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2014, 15:01:14 PM
Freshly cooked haggis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 15:05:23 PM
Black pudding and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2014, 15:13:05 PM
A few cockles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 15:16:13 PM
And bullocks banjos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 15:20:43 PM
Cooked on slow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 19:44:39 PM
Reddened embers of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 19:54:38 PM
finest Irish peat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 20:57:52 PM
Dug from bog
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2014, 22:12:48 PM
And put on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 01, 2014, 23:50:06 PM
The breasts of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2014, 02:35:21 AM
A Dublin filly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 07:48:58 AM
Who chased him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 09:18:41 AM
and massaged into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 09:32:46 AM
His wrinkled pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 11:20:11 AM
and tartan bag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 11:23:35 AM
Swinging on shoulder
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 11:26:19 AM
containing all his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 11:33:56 AM
Various sex toys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 11:36:55 AM
and other personal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 11:42:00 AM
instruments of torture
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 12:28:43 PM
which he uses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 12:31:28 PM
for moderator revenge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 12:40:23 PM
as he plans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 12:44:37 PM
to overthrow the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 12:45:11 PM
the power base
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 14:29:59 PM
Of northern rule
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:23:33 PM
Over dresser land
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 15:26:54 PM
Where predictive text
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:29:34 PM
Messes up your
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 15:34:12 PM
Drosser to dresser
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:42:41 PM
Which is missed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 15:49:11 PM
But not by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 15:50:17 PM
The Gestapo moderator
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 16:24:07 PM
Who sees all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 02, 2014, 16:29:12 PM
and massages the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 16:55:40 PM
The girls ample
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 16:58:03 PM
Egos with skill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 02, 2014, 19:16:19 PM
Of dog whisperer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 19:57:23 PM
And talks to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2014, 20:16:54 PM
Like she was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 20:18:03 PM
A proper woman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2014, 20:20:29 PM
Who knew how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 20:24:33 PM
To cure Cans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2014, 20:30:49 PM
Problem down below
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 20:39:20 PM
Caused by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 21:15:44 PM
Visit to paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 21:19:25 PM
Every two hours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2014, 21:47:43 PM
For private services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2014, 22:01:38 PM
From his favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 02, 2014, 22:03:45 PM
Ryanair Air Hostess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 02:43:21 AM
Who measured his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2014, 07:57:11 AM
Bottom to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 08:00:34 AM
If two seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2014, 08:06:42 AM
Are required and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 08:44:58 AM
Charge him extra
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 08:56:08 AM
for each centimeter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 09:15:50 AM
His big bum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 09:18:03 AM
is over a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 09:24:09 AM
Tiny bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 09:28:31 AM
Belly Button Fluff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 09:32:31 AM
They still charge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 09:34:02 AM
the battery for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 09:53:31 AM
Vacuuming up the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 10:02:59 AM
remains of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 10:31:31 AM
seat before Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 10:35:27 AM
got on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2014, 11:41:39 AM
bike and rode
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 12:50:27 PM
until the wheel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 12:51:54 PM
caught fire because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:24:25 PM
Ghostrider lashed out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 13:35:01 PM
and splashed mud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:52:37 PM
on his shiny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 13:54:31 PM
very expensive new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:56:31 PM
mudguard for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 13:58:14 PM
excuse for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 13:58:41 PM
mo mo bike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 14:31:11 PM
which was really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:38:49 PM
a three wheel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 14:41:11 PM
With a sidecar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:48:36 PM
and coal scuttle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 14:49:46 PM
up an alley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 14:50:35 PM
By the paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:52:12 PM
club to hold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 14:54:55 PM
the annual event
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 14:56:43 PM
of skinning cats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 15:26:02 PM
And stir fry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 15:27:31 PM
to meet up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 15:30:41 PM
And feed the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 15:45:00 PM
Pussies on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 16:02:17 PM
wall above the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2014, 16:54:59 PM
barn where Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2014, 17:01:13 PM
likes to watch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 17:15:19 PM
With his expert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2014, 17:17:35 PM
camera equipment which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:18:28 PM
when it works
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2014, 17:19:13 PM
can take close-ups
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:22:00 PM
of things on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 17:22:59 PM
The naughty bits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:27:04 PM
from where all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2014, 17:29:25 PM
Of Caleta has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 17:36:34 PM
to hide their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 18:48:42 PM
Little bright jewels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2014, 18:49:57 PM
Which twinkle in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 19:10:12 PM
The dark zone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 03, 2014, 20:37:53 PM
on the moon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 03, 2014, 21:05:28 PM
That shone bright
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2014, 07:39:46 AM
On Corralejo where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2014, 08:02:12 AM
Jon likes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2014, 09:55:21 AM
Meet Bob and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2014, 13:23:59 PM
Feed him vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2014, 15:11:00 PM
to keep him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2014, 15:26:59 PM
in a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2014, 16:09:10 PM
mood until he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 04, 2014, 16:13:30 PM
finds out that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2014, 16:25:23 PM
it's his tab
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2014, 18:10:48 PM
So he slinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2014, 07:25:20 AM
Off to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2014, 07:58:01 AM
local bar were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2014, 08:13:53 AM
He hides in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 11:09:31 AM
The toilets so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2014, 12:03:15 PM
that Bob will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 13:39:50 PM
cool down before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2014, 14:08:47 PM
Making his escape
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 14:18:13 PM
with wallet in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2014, 14:28:40 PM
His pocket ,still
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 17:17:01 PM
unopened while Ron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2014, 18:02:08 PM
Scrimped and scraped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 18:18:54 PM
Washing the dishes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2014, 18:56:34 PM
So he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 19:01:55 PM
Buy  a book
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 19:33:17 PM
Of cheques from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 19:51:20 PM
A dodgy geezer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 20:24:26 PM
Called Ronnie the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2014, 20:30:34 PM
Bull who is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2014, 21:13:48 PM
The top moderator
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 05, 2014, 22:43:07 PM
In spending others
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2014, 04:59:11 AM
Money in bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2014, 05:16:08 AM
To buy Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2014, 05:17:28 AM
A large malt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 09:00:54 AM
and a plate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2014, 10:09:43 AM
Of jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 10:32:36 AM
which are delicious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2014, 12:10:48 PM
To cockeneee palettes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 13:13:34 PM
with educated tongues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2014, 14:21:54 PM
Which get stuck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 14:38:09 PM
to black puddings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2014, 15:13:32 PM
Causing it to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2014, 16:29:19 PM
Explode in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 16:30:51 PM
Sound of song
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2014, 17:08:40 PM
Singing at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 18:27:50 PM
northern gentle folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2014, 19:54:55 PM
Music which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 20:16:20 PM
Loud and tuneless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2014, 23:48:21 PM
To cockeneeee ruffians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2014, 05:14:55 AM
Who think Chas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 08:18:41 AM
And Dave are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 08:27:14 AM
are the real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 08:30:19 AM
Deal, singing his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 08:31:07 AM
Gertcha and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 08:33:06 AM
Modern day classics
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 08:35:08 AM
like Ossie's Dream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 08:40:44 AM
Which inspired spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2014, 09:22:35 AM
When they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 10:04:39 AM
Fighting for survival
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2014, 18:40:23 PM
Which is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 18:45:31 PM
Seasonal occurrence since
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2014, 19:13:49 PM
Dave stopped buying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 19:24:11 PM
his ticket because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 07, 2014, 22:14:55 PM
Spurs can't win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 22:30:18 PM
Unless they play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 07, 2014, 23:24:49 PM
Youngsters instead of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2014, 23:27:07 PM
The old crocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 07, 2014, 23:28:23 PM
Who call themselves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2014, 05:15:10 AM
The 1st team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2014, 07:51:01 AM
And play like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 08, 2014, 21:21:25 PM
Auld Wans limping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2014, 22:07:50 PM
and diving into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 09, 2014, 05:30:15 AM
The penalty box
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2014, 07:47:12 AM
Hoping to con
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2014, 13:31:38 PM
good old Howard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 09, 2014, 13:58:56 PM
into buying them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2014, 14:24:08 PM
Bale back from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2014, 15:46:58 PM
The Spanish wasters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2014, 18:34:36 PM
Who never play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2014, 18:42:34 PM
in a challenging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 09, 2014, 19:22:51 PM
Game due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2014, 20:01:13 PM
Gareths new manbag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2014, 05:21:15 AM
Whos strap was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 07:11:17 AM
Called Jock and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 09:20:37 AM
came from Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 09:45:11 AM
Market where the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 12:19:08 PM
finest Yorkshire ham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 12:27:04 PM
was consumed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2014, 13:45:40 PM
All the muslims
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 13:47:49 PM
on a trip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 14:00:01 PM
to the brewery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 14:24:38 PM
over in Dublin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 14:30:36 PM
for Guinness Beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 14:37:55 PM
which Can buys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 14:39:47 PM
to lubricate Northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 14:40:46 PM
tastebuds to appreciate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 15:45:05 PM
the soft subtle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 15:59:11 PM
taste that permeates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 10, 2014, 16:00:18 PM
from hops and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 16:00:58 PM
finest Irish water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 16:20:56 PM
from the river
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 18:41:28 PM
That passes through
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2014, 19:24:38 PM
The middle of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2014, 21:09:12 PM
Can's massive farm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2014, 21:41:42 PM
Where their are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2014, 04:13:45 AM
Busy harvesting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2014, 07:27:20 AM
Marijuana that keeps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 08:23:25 AM
Can in Euros
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2014, 09:26:03 AM
To spend at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 14:28:30 PM
the Paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 11, 2014, 20:47:32 PM
On large endowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2014, 22:13:06 PM
man who liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2014, 22:21:17 PM
To show off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 22:26:38 PM
his rippling muscles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2014, 22:28:30 PM
And soiled sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2014, 22:30:48 PM
which got splashed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2014, 07:27:32 AM
With sour guinness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2014, 08:33:55 AM
whilst brawling with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 08:44:36 AM
Bradford city fans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 09:44:07 AM
and pole dancers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2014, 09:57:46 AM
Who made Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 10:52:29 AM
A lotta money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 11:19:22 AM
and a reputation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2014, 11:59:47 AM
for getting his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 13:22:31 PM
Evil way when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2014, 14:39:20 PM
Hes in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 15:03:17 PM
Naturist beaches with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:19:39 PM
the three remaining
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 17:25:00 PM
Paradise club girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:26:23 PM
That Can has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 17:31:41 PM
And picked when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:33:10 PM
the lightening struck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 17:35:01 PM
And shrivelled up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 17:42:14 PM
his precious bits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 18:06:40 PM
Like pork scratchings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 18:46:34 PM
For Ronnie to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 19:54:43 PM
put on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 20:05:57 PM
Ledge outside the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2014, 20:32:06 PM
stud bar where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev on January 12, 2014, 21:13:21 PM
the girls would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 21:19:21 PM
Hang their bikinis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 12, 2014, 21:55:28 PM
from the tip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 12, 2014, 21:58:44 PM
Of Steve's gate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2014, 23:45:25 PM
To the bottom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 07:43:10 AM
Of his wall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2014, 07:47:38 AM
where his geraniums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 07:50:04 AM
grow strong and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2014, 07:50:31 AM
have lots of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 08:07:39 AM
small smelly red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 09:01:10 AM
Flowers that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 09:04:30 AM
tends with love
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:18:17 AM
before giving them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 09:29:35 AM
To the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:32:11 AM
segway hire shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 09:35:29 AM
To promote the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:38:16 AM
friendly banter up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 09:44:41 AM
At the top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:51:36 AM
of the page
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 09:53:11 AM
Where they can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 09:53:49 AM
all learn to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 10:48:46 AM
chill a little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2014, 11:48:30 AM
as they will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 11:57:32 AM
impload if they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 13:14:25 PM
exposed to a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 14:02:01 PM
Bit of friendly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 14:21:02 PM
off people from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 15:27:51 PM
Yorkshire who are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 15:32:24 PM
always best at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 15:50:21 PM
Eating black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 15:58:51 PM
and drinking the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 16:03:44 PM
Finest traditional ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 16:05:02 PM
and playing Cricket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 16:07:21 PM
Despite not having
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 16:12:12 PM
any talent or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 16:12:59 PM
Any money to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 16:14:48 PM
Pay for anything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 16:16:04 PM
Except the pies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 17:01:47 PM
Which pile on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 13, 2014, 17:03:40 PM
the pounds when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 17:05:03 PM
They should be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 17:06:17 PM
Digested very slowly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 17:16:17 PM
To reach peak
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 18:33:42 PM
Fitness level suitable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2014, 20:44:37 PM
For 90 mins
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2014, 21:07:19 PM
At the Bobby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2014, 22:46:09 PM
Where cask ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2014, 22:52:57 PM
Is the normal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 06:33:05 AM
Choice for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 09:03:30 AM
inbred dingle muther
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:05:05 AM
friends who enjoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 09:06:24 AM
drinking tar like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:07:01 AM
it is going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 09:07:41 AM
to be a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:08:23 AM
rowdy drunken evening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 09:15:15 AM
were it will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 09:17:48 AM
end up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 09:18:32 AM
the police being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 09:50:35 AM
to the  scene
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 10:06:02 AM
And arresting the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 11:05:57 AM
Drunken rovers supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 11:47:48 AM
who had an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 11:59:14 AM
altercation with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 13:00:21 PM
WI ladies outing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 13:12:15 PM
which had stopped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 13:34:24 PM
and robbed a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 14:09:20 PM
Sad Burnley supporter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 14:19:39 PM
of his dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 14:25:42 PM
Which are usually
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 14:35:38 PM
Lost behind the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 14:58:11 PM
Big fat barmaid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:00:30 PM
in which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 15:10:24 PM
Liked to bury
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:30:18 PM
his head full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 15:40:48 PM
Of the fleshy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:42:58 PM
underbelly of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 15:48:45 PM
Busty barmaid who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 15:58:37 PM
was sitting on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 16:06:52 PM
The bar playing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 16:24:36 PM
This little piggy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 16:26:22 PM
Goes to market
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 16:28:39 PM
with the remaining
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 16:44:10 PM
Yorkshire expats that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 17:42:37 PM
Struggle to cope
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 17:51:55 PM
with the language
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 18:15:55 PM
Of strange cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 18:17:47 PM
Who humour poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 19:36:16 PM
old little irishmen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 20:31:10 PM
with their little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 20:39:15 PM
pipes blowing merrily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 20:46:21 PM
away while also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 20:50:00 PM
he played with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 20:51:20 PM
his man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 21:21:39 PM
In which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 21:40:05 PM
Had his perfume
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 21:41:07 PM
And his false
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 21:43:07 PM
Teeth in for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 21:44:15 PM
Everyone to use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 21:45:41 PM
When the buffet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2014, 22:00:30 PM
Arrives from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2014, 22:18:28 PM
Kitchen where Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 15, 2014, 00:20:11 AM
And Lisa together
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 07:31:35 AM
Create magnificent food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2014, 07:39:37 AM
For all to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 08:15:27 AM
Devour at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2014, 08:18:51 AM
El fresco feast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 08:20:03 AM
Before consuming large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2014, 08:21:04 AM
Amounts of liquids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 08:28:30 AM
Before falling into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2014, 08:29:00 AM
The swimming pool
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 08:42:27 AM
With a blow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 09:58:45 AM
To the belly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 10:12:04 AM
which really stings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 13:17:57 PM
and makes the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 13:20:27 PM
Green inflatable alligator
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 13:27:27 PM
got a sinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 13:34:39 PM
feeling when it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 13:36:01 PM
Started deflating because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 13:43:00 PM
the glass in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 15:02:41 PM
The pool had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 15:57:23 PM
pierced a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 16:37:56 PM
Hole in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 16:51:54 PM
tail where Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 18:21:45 PM
Tried to stick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 18:39:26 PM
A paradise girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 19:42:41 PM
in the pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 15, 2014, 19:49:27 PM
club but failed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 19:53:09 PM
because Trumpy managed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 20:05:31 PM
To provide extra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 15, 2014, 20:18:26 PM
Latex lubricated protection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 20:36:09 PM
from his bikes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 20:49:43 PM
That really excited
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 20:54:46 PM
the girls and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2014, 20:56:26 PM
Got them enthused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2014, 21:11:38 PM
with his throttle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2014, 21:23:07 PM
Which hummed and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 07:34:48 AM
Vibrated causing the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 08:13:45 AM
shrieks of enjoyment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 08:16:04 AM
Which pleased Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 09:25:51 AM
as it confirmed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 14:41:38 PM
that his motorbike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 15:11:54 PM
passed its MOT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 15:59:07 PM
Despite having only
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Post by: Can the Man on January 16, 2014, 16:01:59 PM
one wheel to
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 16:04:20 PM
Scramble up the
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Post by: Can the Man on January 16, 2014, 16:04:56 PM
Ant hill in
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 16:06:31 PM
Great style with
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Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 16:09:53 PM
Ron's scooter following
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 16:11:15 PM
Close behind Can's
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Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 16:12:12 PM
Penny farthing which
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 16:18:10 PM
He'd restored using
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2014, 16:19:27 PM
Spares from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 19:56:13 PM
old Triumph that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev on January 16, 2014, 21:50:23 PM
that superkev used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2014, 22:10:08 PM
To get to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 08:28:32 AM
Middlesbrough football stadium
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Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 08:58:51 AM
but it spilled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 09:19:52 AM
oil all over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 09:22:58 AM
The hallowed turf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 09:25:49 AM
which really annoys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 09:29:45 AM
Kev because he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 11:31:08 AM
got stains on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 11:53:46 AM
his pants from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 12:00:13 PM
the oil out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 12:31:44 PM
of the leaking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 13:37:22 PM
sealing ring that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 17, 2014, 13:54:20 PM
sealed the orifice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 15:44:00 PM
to prevent the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 15:45:15 PM
easy access by
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 15:47:58 PM
Congratulations on turning pink and being a hero Trumpy ;D ;D

allowing the flow
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Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 15:50:16 PM
Ta, nice colour -  I always wanted to be a hero

of loving  fluid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 15:53:35 PM
4500 to demigod ;D

to drip down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 17, 2014, 16:35:34 PM
off her chin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 16:37:37 PM
without even the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 17, 2014, 16:38:30 PM
slightest bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 16:39:49 PM
doubt in her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 16:49:16 PM
mind that it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 17:05:25 PM
shouldn't have been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 17:06:53 PM
splashed around like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 17:08:56 PM
Can spilling his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 17:11:12 PM
cheapo Irish whiskey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 17, 2014, 17:15:36 PM
which is preferable
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2014, 18:35:04 PM
To Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 17, 2014, 19:08:51 PM
Onto the carpet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2014, 22:46:06 PM
Where Dee has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 01:04:16 AM
Her mouth open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2014, 06:37:16 AM
Shouting orders to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 07:17:39 AM
Her ever faithful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2014, 07:20:59 AM
Dog called bailey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 09:40:31 AM
and is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 09:43:52 AM
Bit windy at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 09:48:05 AM
certain time of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 09:53:47 AM
The day after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 09:58:41 AM
a mutton vindaloo
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 10:17:08 AM
And hours snoring
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 10:33:33 AM
whilst lying on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 10:55:25 AM
her best dress
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Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 10:56:52 AM
which left staines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 11:01:52 AM
which could be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 11:02:54 AM
the reason for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 11:15:51 AM
Her buying a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 12:09:19 PM
a pooper scoop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 12:38:36 PM
And a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 13:21:17 PM
plastic bag to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 13:35:16 PM
put the waste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 13:49:12 PM
white stiletto's in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 18, 2014, 14:23:19 PM
once the Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2014, 14:39:59 PM
Princess had eaten
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 15:37:29 PM
her healthy lunch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2014, 20:26:54 PM
Of big mac
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Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2014, 21:13:41 PM
And strawberry smoothie
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2014, 22:52:50 PM
Which she ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:20:53 PM
Through a straw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2014, 23:34:45 PM
So not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:38:19 PM
Put on weight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2014, 23:40:36 PM
And look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:43:47 PM
A telly tubby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2014, 23:45:38 PM
Which will not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 18, 2014, 23:48:20 PM
Demonstrate her best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2014, 06:29:22 AM
Assets to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2014, 08:36:10 AM
And her admirers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2014, 08:41:27 AM
Who adore and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2014, 08:44:34 AM
Worship the ground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2014, 08:56:39 AM
She walks on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 10:19:57 AM
By ass kissing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 10:35:26 AM
and other forms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 10:38:46 AM
Of lip caressing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 10:42:51 AM
which is really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2014, 10:46:24 AM
Lovely especially for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 10:48:11 AM
the person on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2014, 10:49:41 AM
His way from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 12:32:23 PM
The Bobby going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2014, 12:46:23 PM
the motorway to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 15:34:13 PM
Watch Blackpool play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2014, 16:26:15 PM
In the rain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 16:36:40 PM
And never win
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 17:03:01 PM
a straw donkey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 17:04:20 PM
Wearing a sombrero
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 17:05:44 PM
only 2 words Can

kiss me quick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 19, 2014, 17:57:12 PM
Sorry Dave, corrected it, missed the letter a

Squeeze me slowly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 19, 2014, 18:00:53 PM
and then ran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2014, 18:53:05 PM
up the tower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2014, 19:59:14 PM
And wees over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 19, 2014, 21:34:46 PM
the attendant's shoes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2014, 22:39:16 PM
Which were shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 07:50:02 AM
Black patent ones
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 09:09:25 AM
that he bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 09:25:24 AM
Cheap off Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 11:13:12 AM
when he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 12:01:54 PM
Drunk in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 12:21:33 PM
paradise club where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2014, 13:27:45 PM
The ladies like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 14:30:23 PM
To promote their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 15:20:25 PM
Best assets to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 15:44:37 PM
the Irish punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 15:54:23 PM
Who spend all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 20, 2014, 16:11:16 PM
The day drinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 16:26:49 PM
Guinness and whiskey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 16:29:36 PM
and ogling pretty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 16:35:40 PM
Russian girls who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 16:37:18 PM
like Irish sugar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 16:44:23 PM
Daddies to provide
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 16:47:04 PM
loads of laundered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2014, 16:49:56 PM
Money to buy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 20, 2014, 17:10:09 PM
drugs and weapons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2014, 18:32:42 PM
To take on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2014, 18:53:40 PM
The afgan rebels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 20, 2014, 21:39:59 PM
And blow up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2014, 07:30:55 AM
The kebab shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 08:10:07 AM
Which would be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 09:33:55 AM
very messy to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 13:58:55 PM
clean up with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 16:13:46 PM
Only a small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 16:18:50 PM
Pair of Dee's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 16:23:01 PM
Bridget Jones undies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 16:24:35 PM
Which cost a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 16:26:43 PM
Pound at Oxfam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 16:41:49 PM
With two careful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 17:23:51 PM
Hope Dee doesn't look at this thread

Glances around before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 17:40:04 PM
Going for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2014, 18:30:37 PM
the wet gusset ???
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2014, 19:04:21 PM
Caused by too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 19:13:09 PM
glasses of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 21, 2014, 19:44:37 PM
Lambrini and a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2014, 20:06:39 PM
Slice of cake
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 21, 2014, 20:07:45 PM
imported from Holand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 20:11:28 PM
that tasted like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2014, 20:12:28 PM
Gingerbread but we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 20:13:45 PM
gave it to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2014, 20:16:15 PM
The old dears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 20:18:11 PM
down at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 21, 2014, 20:19:30 PM
old folks home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2014, 20:20:00 PM
Otherwise known as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 20:20:38 PM
The Bobby where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2014, 20:21:35 PM
An ex poster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2014, 20:23:38 PM
who we used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2014, 03:35:53 AM
To love and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2014, 07:12:05 AM
And cherish the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2014, 14:00:37 PM
banter and leg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2014, 15:56:40 PM
Pulling despite the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2014, 16:43:37 PM
fact that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2014, 18:16:22 PM
Called Bob names
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 22, 2014, 18:31:06 PM
and Trumpy hadn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2014, 19:30:41 PM
Even met him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2014, 19:32:22 PM
which probably isn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2014, 19:53:23 PM
A bad thing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2014, 20:03:09 PM
unless Trump's got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 22, 2014, 20:41:18 PM
a strange fetish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 22, 2014, 23:27:01 PM
For postman pat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2014, 03:03:49 AM
In his shorts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2014, 09:48:09 AM
with man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2014, 17:19:51 PM
which he kept
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2014, 18:31:16 PM
His make up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2014, 19:02:55 PM
And red letters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 23, 2014, 21:45:09 PM
In while he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2014, 22:40:15 PM
Does his rounds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 24, 2014, 02:50:46 AM
Ambling along whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 08:48:49 AM
whistling his favorite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 24, 2014, 12:48:23 PM
tune, even though
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 24, 2014, 12:50:00 PM
he is very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 24, 2014, 12:51:36 PM
out of tune
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 24, 2014, 13:02:26 PM
with the rest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2014, 13:17:55 PM
of the people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 13:22:48 PM
and thinks he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2014, 14:09:23 PM
can scramble all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 14:14:57 PM
Of the notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2014, 14:45:55 PM
and still be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 18:02:51 PM
Mistaken for Slim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 24, 2014, 18:12:18 PM
whitman/shady/jim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2014, 18:25:44 PM
good one Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 24, 2014, 19:52:58 PM
But sounds like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2014, 20:51:17 PM
he had help
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 21:32:49 PM
from Can's bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2014, 21:36:55 PM
which sounded like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2014, 21:43:23 PM
a strangled cat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2014, 22:10:48 PM
which made Trumpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 25, 2014, 00:28:53 AM
Drop his bike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2014, 03:09:13 AM
And run for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2014, 08:30:13 AM
His baffle pipe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 09:47:05 AM
and reach for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2014, 09:48:33 AM
His hells angels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 09:49:48 AM
to put an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2014, 09:56:22 AM
End to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 09:57:28 AM
noise from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2014, 10:25:17 AM
Bagpipes that Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 10:34:11 AM
had tuned to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 11:21:51 AM
sound like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2014, 11:27:58 AM
horrid wailing banshee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 12:08:07 PM
that was stuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2014, 13:35:33 PM
in a lift
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 14:11:13 PM
with his favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 14:45:47 PM
girl from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 14:47:12 PM
local women's institute
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 14:48:58 PM
who's Honey is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2014, 14:58:31 PM
finger licking good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2014, 16:29:48 PM
And so sticky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 20:49:09 PM
you cant take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2014, 20:52:31 PM
The hairs off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 25, 2014, 21:06:54 PM
without removing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2014, 22:09:13 PM
skin which is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 07:12:40 AM
Attached to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 10:05:02 AM
long ugly looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 10:13:19 AM
Thing that protrudes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 10:14:33 AM
just below his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 10:45:59 AM
Sporran where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 11:24:58 AM
Keeps his nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 11:37:38 AM
to feed his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 11:41:45 AM
Squirrlel and the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 12:14:20 PM
Other wild creatures
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 12:18:00 PM
that were hanging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 13:08:17 PM
off his soiled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 13:43:02 PM
prophylactic that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 13:45:42 PM
took to prevent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 13:47:14 PM
from catching the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 13:48:32 PM
clap from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 26, 2014, 13:52:08 PM
ladies at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2014, 14:38:12 PM
club where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2014, 15:07:42 PM
Liked to visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:11:14 PM
during the twilight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2014, 15:11:51 PM
Hours so not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:12:18 PM
to be seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2014, 15:12:41 PM
By the people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:13:21 PM
who watch from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2014, 15:16:42 PM
The peepholes in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:17:37 PM
their net curtains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2014, 15:18:21 PM
Because it gave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:19:52 PM
them something to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2014, 15:24:53 PM
Do when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2014, 15:25:38 PM
retire from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2014, 15:26:46 PM
Work environment and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2014, 15:38:21 PM
Spend their hours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 26, 2014, 21:00:57 PM
Supping ale and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2014, 04:11:23 AM
Perving at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2014, 07:46:36 AM
Ladies on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 08:47:46 AM
top of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 09:09:29 AM
Paradise club pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2014, 10:00:03 AM
Whilst they writh
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 10:09:56 AM
in pain with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2014, 11:04:17 AM
Cans terrible jokes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 12:03:38 PM
to which there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 12:47:55 PM
is no antidote
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 13:09:36 PM
Known to man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 14:22:55 PM
Apart from earplugs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 14:26:35 PM
and a  bottle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2014, 14:45:12 PM
Of paracetamol to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 16:03:16 PM
Clear the way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2014, 16:19:58 PM
For Steve's camera
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 16:21:26 PM
to catch the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2014, 16:26:54 PM
Precise moment when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2014, 16:47:50 PM
the legs become
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 17:02:19 PM
Crashing down on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2014, 17:22:26 PM
Top of poor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 18:04:43 PM
Jon and Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 19:15:42 PM
and knocked them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2014, 19:48:56 PM
Off their bed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 27, 2014, 19:58:00 PM
into the pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2014, 19:58:42 PM
Where the cold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2014, 20:21:27 PM
water deflated Ron's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2014, 02:52:32 AM
Manhood and he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 07:04:40 AM
Quickly got some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 08:29:04 AM
blue tablets to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 09:42:43 AM
Help hold up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 09:44:53 AM
His designer trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2014, 12:19:33 PM
Which he got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 12:38:15 PM
The waistband expanded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 12:43:06 PM
to tuck in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 12:44:12 PM
His beer gut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 12:52:09 PM
and black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2014, 16:26:58 PM
to make it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 16:54:47 PM
More satisfying for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 17:18:02 PM
His weight watchers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 17:31:22 PM
special tinned soup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 17:32:59 PM
Which is like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 17:33:43 PM
eating the lining
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 17:34:55 PM
Of stewed knickers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 17:48:39 PM
from a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 18:14:04 PM
Train buffet car
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 18:15:21 PM
Who's train had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:27:45 PM
been repaired by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 18:31:13 PM
Bob and his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:32:19 PM
mates at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 18:35:08 PM
Train station where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:36:06 PM
Now in English please
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 18:36:59 PM
Tis done
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 18:37:49 PM
they got lost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 19:23:55 PM
Under a pile
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 28, 2014, 19:36:40 PM
of very old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 19:47:36 PM
ham sandwiches which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 21:57:20 PM
Bob brought along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 21:58:27 PM
because far cheaper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2014, 22:02:06 PM
Than the railway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2014, 22:04:12 PM
rubbish that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2014, 05:10:54 AM
Served on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 08:15:53 AM
Good old passenger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 08:41:50 AM
Pulman dinning car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 09:26:47 AM
Where they pay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 09:33:06 AM
through the nose
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 09:34:37 AM
for mouldy stale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 09:39:45 AM
Bread with putrid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 09:40:56 AM
fillings that are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 09:50:51 AM
Not fit for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 09:51:26 AM
feeding to rats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 10:10:32 AM
That live in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on January 29, 2014, 11:07:56 AM
the sewers beneath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 11:30:23 AM
Bob's overused loo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 11:53:24 AM
at the station
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 13:00:48 PM
in Leeds where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on January 29, 2014, 13:35:43 PM
People from essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 13:59:24 PM
Get lost very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 14:21:17 PM
quickly due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 14:25:00 PM
their lack of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 14:26:28 PM
understanding broken English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 14:30:37 PM
cos tha's noreet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 14:31:59 PM
Lol Jon

People speak a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 14:32:56 PM
wi a strange
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 14:33:14 PM
load of intelligible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 14:36:23 PM
words just to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 16:12:00 PM
Wind them up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 16:28:44 PM
From darn sarf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 17:14:53 PM
with wonderful people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 18:42:02 PM
Who help us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 18:51:06 PM
Make us feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on January 29, 2014, 19:13:01 PM
Glad to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 19:14:20 PM
born oop north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 29, 2014, 19:20:02 PM
Where the sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 19:23:07 PM
are pure pedigrees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2014, 21:10:30 PM
And will only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 21:30:59 PM
Provide the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 29, 2014, 21:46:23 PM
Rear push pressure
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2014, 21:53:29 PM
when their ears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2014, 22:19:07 PM
Are tied back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2014, 07:27:19 AM
and they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2014, 08:23:04 AM
Given a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 11:30:33 AM
dose of mint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2014, 12:36:32 PM
sauce to keep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 30, 2014, 12:53:14 PM
up their intake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2014, 12:56:12 PM
of fresh herbs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 14:34:49 PM
which keeps the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2014, 14:59:11 PM
ailments at bay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 15:01:04 PM
And improve beauty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 30, 2014, 15:16:58 PM
in the eye
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2014, 16:33:51 PM
Of the beholder
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 30, 2014, 16:49:43 PM
or so they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2014, 17:21:29 PM
can fantasise during
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2014, 18:42:49 PM
Sex with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on January 30, 2014, 19:50:56 PM
Camel and goats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 31, 2014, 04:44:56 AM
Thats tethered at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2014, 09:15:49 AM
Can's small holding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on January 31, 2014, 13:50:12 PM
just down the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2014, 14:11:06 PM
Road from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 01:40:12 AM
Bobby where Paddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 09:22:43 AM
Is known to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:23:34 AM
sup a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 09:24:25 AM
Pints of gop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:24:57 AM
before chatting up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 09:25:39 AM
The aged barman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:26:45 AM
with his manbag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 09:27:46 AM
Which match paddy,s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:31:25 AM
Rupert bear trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 09:32:01 AM
In which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 09:33:02 AM
pulled the barmaid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2014, 09:43:02 AM
Who was blind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 10:36:53 AM
And delusional to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 01, 2014, 12:57:21 PM
Believe that Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2014, 13:15:49 PM
could behave and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 14:22:14 PM
and keep his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2014, 14:40:56 PM
dirty hands off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 16:26:05 PM
The busty barmaid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 18:10:41 PM
But the temptation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 18:43:25 PM
Was to much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 20:37:30 PM
For randy Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 20:38:11 PM
who just had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 20:41:53 PM
A rising moment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2014, 20:42:55 PM
in his pants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 21:01:44 PM
Peeping over his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 21:38:32 PM
Orchestra stools which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 01, 2014, 21:59:16 PM
Piled up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2014, 22:01:54 PM
Generously proportioned apparel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 02, 2014, 00:29:25 AM
Containing ball sacks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
And hairy objects
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2014, 08:42:07 AM
that should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2014, 08:45:39 AM
Given to Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2014, 15:59:18 PM
so that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2014, 16:34:17 PM
Can shave them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2014, 17:00:13 PM
and apply lotion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2014, 03:43:21 AM
In liberal amounts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2014, 07:04:13 AM
To ease the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 08:58:20 AM
chaffing pains caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2014, 09:10:21 AM
By rubbing his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 11:12:06 AM
rubber duck against
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2014, 15:32:14 PM
The legs of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 15:33:17 PM
the big Russian
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 03, 2014, 16:18:03 PM
That was helping
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 16:56:34 PM
Find his lost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2014, 17:14:09 PM
Sporran which had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 18:34:00 PM
got mildew forming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2014, 19:01:03 PM
Around the back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2014, 19:08:41 PM
which turned green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 03, 2014, 22:32:02 PM
Like a frog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2014, 03:38:05 AM
And made him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2014, 08:29:55 AM
Jump into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 10:09:03 AM
hot tub with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 04, 2014, 14:07:19 PM
Kat and Nelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2014, 15:41:40 PM
Who were bathing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 16:27:01 PM
in full-cream milk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2014, 17:10:42 PM
To help their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 04, 2014, 17:47:46 PM
wrinkled skin turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2014, 17:55:00 PM
All smooth and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2014, 19:13:17 PM
like a babies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 19:45:44 PM
bottom that has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2014, 19:51:18 PM
been wrapped in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 20:10:52 PM
grease proof paper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2014, 20:45:15 PM
All smooth and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2014, 20:48:20 PM
contoured over their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 13:46:20 PM
their backs after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 13:48:36 PM
ZZ has blasted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 13:55:22 PM
poor old Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 14:00:17 PM
just for telling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 14:05:17 PM
him what a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 14:24:07 PM
knob he sounds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 14:29:40 PM
but then thats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 14:43:29 PM
the way they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 14:53:03 PM
are up there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2014, 18:10:37 PM
In general chat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 18:29:05 PM
Where the trolls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 19:06:11 PM
invade every thread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 05, 2014, 19:07:34 PM
And contribute zilch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 19:09:49 PM
even picking on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 05, 2014, 19:13:45 PM
people who try
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 05, 2014, 19:20:00 PM
Help genuine posters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 19:52:11 PM
And completely hijack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 19:54:03 PM
and behave despicably
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2014, 19:55:31 PM
Unlike drossers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2014, 20:00:49 PM
all get along
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 09:21:21 AM
nice and polite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 06, 2014, 10:05:34 AM
even when red
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 12:38:42 PM
cards are proffered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2014, 18:24:12 PM
To our southern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 19:02:36 PM
heroes who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:40:34 PM
Recovering gracefully and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:42:13 PM
humour the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:43:19 PM
Moderator and fusspot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:44:18 PM
with corny chat-up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:46:03 PM
To tasty Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:46:42 PM
lassies who appreciate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:49:24 PM
Jellied eels and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:50:27 PM
the Ilford Palais
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:54:19 PM
Can meet their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:55:43 PM
brainy Essex chaps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 20:56:45 PM
Who play golf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 20:59:40 PM
and dog racing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:01:11 PM
Wearing pearly caps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:02:27 PM
and gold medallions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:03:50 PM
With hairy chest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:05:06 PM
driving red Mondeos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:07:19 PM
With flags flying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:10:03 PM
and furry dice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:12:30 PM
And nodding dogs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:13:21 PM
which hypnotise the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 21:16:33 PM
Onlooking public as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:37:16 PM
it passes Southend
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 06, 2014, 21:39:41 PM
which is the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 21:50:20 PM
Londoners holiday resort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2014, 22:15:49 PM
But if they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 09:25:29 AM
walk the pier
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 07, 2014, 09:29:23 AM
the might as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 11:24:55 AM
Being fit people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2014, 12:16:23 PM
who nobody understands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 14:10:41 PM
how the maintain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2014, 14:18:23 PM
their beer guts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 14:19:34 PM
they once had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2014, 14:32:00 PM
a hairy head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 15:37:44 PM
and Adonis like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2014, 17:40:18 PM
women except Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 17:41:36 PM
who Ron thinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 07, 2014, 17:52:09 PM
the sun shines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 17:53:20 PM
from her eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 07, 2014, 18:29:28 PM
And not her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2014, 19:00:11 PM
little Bailey who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2014, 06:19:47 AM
Farts for England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 08, 2014, 08:15:43 AM
And stinks the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2014, 09:20:37 AM
kitchen tiles off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 08, 2014, 10:03:45 AM
The floor so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 10:35:50 AM
you don't notice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 08, 2014, 10:43:53 AM
The skid marks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 10:47:28 AM
left behind when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2014, 11:53:32 AM
the washing machine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 14:38:43 PM
broke down because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2014, 15:23:45 PM
The agitator snapped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 15:28:41 PM
from the weight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2014, 15:29:57 PM
Of Bailey's basket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2014, 16:14:30 PM
 And  spewed water
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:30:03 PM
all over poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2014, 16:30:51 PM
Dee who had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:31:40 PM
only a teeshirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2014, 16:33:13 PM
On and no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:34:21 PM
bra so you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2014, 16:37:33 PM
Could see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 08, 2014, 16:39:30 PM
all the delights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2014, 16:46:35 PM
That were on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2014, 17:12:24 PM
offer to Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2014, 17:27:08 PM
When Glenn had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2014, 08:19:46 AM
the reigns of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2014, 10:07:18 AM
His beautiful princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 09, 2014, 10:15:17 AM
Tied up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
four poster bed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2014, 14:29:06 PM
In the premier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2014, 16:29:49 PM
Inn in Clacton
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2014, 16:55:13 PM
Where he exposed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2014, 06:46:14 AM
All his wares
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 09:05:06 AM
which made her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 15:11:28 PM
Blush and fall
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 15:14:55 PM
down laughing at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 15:18:59 PM
His fantastic jokes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 15:23:42 PM
and his chipolata
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 15:42:42 PM
Sausage sandwich which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 15:43:23 PM
did not satisfy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 16:03:39 PM
Her delicate Palate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:05:00 PM
or Wigan girls ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 16:19:44 PM
Who was starving
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:20:51 PM
and ready to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 16:22:28 PM
Have a boiled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:23:15 PM
side of beef
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 16:25:21 PM
With Yorks puddings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:27:07 PM
chips and vegetables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 10, 2014, 16:27:52 PM
followed by dessert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:29:48 PM
and washed down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 10, 2014, 16:30:32 PM
with a bottle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 16:32:53 PM
Aldi white wine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:33:47 PM
Cava, brandies and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 10, 2014, 16:34:41 PM
cocktails then she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:35:34 PM
dance the night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2014, 16:36:30 PM
Away before she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 16:37:20 PM
goes for supper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2014, 17:14:45 PM
At the chippy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 17:15:34 PM
where the fish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2014, 17:20:56 PM
Is battered and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2014, 17:46:16 PM
accompanied by Wallies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2014, 23:22:48 PM
Who are only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 08:40:29 AM
usual Blackburn supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2014, 15:15:00 PM
Who prefer chicken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 15:40:28 PM
Indian style with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2014, 15:43:18 PM
A couple of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 15:44:31 PM
new management appointments
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 11, 2014, 16:32:53 PM
who were only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 16:50:40 PM
ex curry chefs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 11, 2014, 16:53:50 PM
from fusion 22
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 16:54:32 PM
where the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 11, 2014, 17:47:32 PM
Indian food can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2014, 17:53:09 PM
Be served by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 18:59:45 PM
old Venky employees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2014, 20:17:01 PM
led by Keano
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2014, 20:52:03 PM
Who was filling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2014, 21:41:32 PM
The chapatis with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2014, 21:46:13 PM
black pudding mix
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2014, 07:18:57 AM
For the Northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2014, 07:45:26 AM
Blokes who hate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 08:53:04 AM
being polite to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2014, 09:50:35 AM
Southern spurs supporters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 11:27:54 AM
who are patient
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2014, 12:35:03 PM
except with refs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 13:18:30 PM
Who have no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2014, 13:21:16 PM
knowledge of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 13:22:29 PM
Workings of women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2014, 13:23:13 PM
who can test
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2014, 13:25:09 PM
The patience of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2014, 22:54:06 PM
The most ardent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 13, 2014, 00:21:32 AM
Banties supporter who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2014, 08:12:08 AM
Likes to think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 10:58:05 AM
they will recover
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 13, 2014, 11:01:38 AM
forlorn as it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 11:02:17 AM
because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 13, 2014, 20:26:13 PM
absolutely beyond help
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 20:30:02 PM
and prime for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 13, 2014, 20:34:12 PM
retirement from all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2014, 20:35:48 PM
activities which involve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2014, 23:47:51 PM
Any type of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2014, 09:53:20 AM
bodily fluid exchange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2014, 23:09:13 PM
Between two people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 05:22:32 AM
Who are in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2014, 07:56:21 AM
a sexual relationship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 08:24:11 AM
And enjoying every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 09:51:04 AM
single moment of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 11:08:03 AM
The stimulating conversations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 12:31:09 PM
before indulging in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 12:33:23 PM
a difficult jigsaw
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 12:34:07 PM
of an interesting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2014, 12:36:14 PM
Subject which may
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 12:37:02 PM
offend those with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2014, 12:38:16 PM
No sense of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 13:00:36 PM
humour such as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:36:07 PM
Scottish or Irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 13:37:42 PM
comic geniuses who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:44:22 PM
Tell terrible jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 13:46:21 PM
that make us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:48:08 PM
Weep in despair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 13:52:13 PM
and beg for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 13:53:29 PM
Locking the thread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2014, 14:06:05 PM
to put us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 15:41:26 PM
in a happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2014, 08:38:04 AM
Mood instead of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2014, 08:56:06 AM
 Being upset and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2014, 09:09:06 AM
wanting to kick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2014, 09:21:44 AM
The dog or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2014, 10:59:49 AM
Grab his bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2014, 11:23:34 AM
And start to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2014, 12:05:40 PM
throttle him with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2014, 14:14:42 PM
Tartan posing pouch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2014, 17:58:41 PM
Bulging with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2014, 20:00:54 PM
latest copy of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 17, 2014, 00:44:27 AM
Hustler and FMO
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2014, 02:42:13 AM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 09:04:59 AM
has something exciting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2014, 09:54:35 AM
To read whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 11:25:02 AM
strumming in tune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2014, 15:48:14 PM
With the screeching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 17:30:50 PM
nails against his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2014, 17:37:20 PM
Cracked french window
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 17:38:17 PM
trying to clear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2014, 19:30:11 PM
The bird poo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2014, 20:32:52 PM
so he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 18, 2014, 02:52:39 AM
See his way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 09:36:03 AM
into her brightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2014, 10:15:52 AM
Lit boudoir which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 11:55:31 AM
his handcuffs were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2014, 14:48:14 PM
Secured to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 15:42:07 PM
pole in her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 18, 2014, 18:41:54 PM
Downstairs basement which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 18:51:35 PM
has seen many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 18, 2014, 23:26:11 PM
Pole dancing displays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 05:24:02 AM
After a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 07:50:03 AM
Too many vodkas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 19, 2014, 08:08:41 AM
which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 09:12:45 AM
What Dave usually
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 19, 2014, 09:22:45 AM
likes when on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 11:17:43 AM
his trip to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2014, 14:01:34 PM
the jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 20:16:49 PM
Stall down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 20:22:40 PM
Slums of east
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 20:23:59 PM
End of London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 20:27:20 PM
Where the cockeneeee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 20:28:11 PM
Like dee and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 20:30:01 PM
Dave frequent to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 20:31:03 PM
Have a knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 20:39:36 PM
Up down at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 20:40:07 PM
The old bush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 20:44:28 PM
Where they watch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 20:50:55 PM
Pearly kings and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2014, 20:52:14 PM
Queens strutting there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2014, 20:53:22 PM
Cockineeeeee dance moves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 07:31:21 AM
To Chas and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2014, 07:58:59 AM
DAVE who are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 08:12:32 AM
ardent Spurs supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 12:48:52 PM
singing ' im forever
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 13:16:45 PM
slapping Yorkshire yobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 13:20:00 PM
who cockenees  dont
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 13:23:44 PM
tolerate because they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 20, 2014, 13:28:33 PM
are not a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 13:31:29 PM
lover of jellied
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 14:10:30 PM
implants to their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 14:25:19 PM
women but Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 14:26:43 PM
don't need enhancing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 14:37:27 PM
although they do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 14:39:24 PM
exhaust their men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 14:46:21 PM
with constant nagging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 17:06:26 PM
for more love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 18:13:41 PM
From northern men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2014, 19:15:55 PM
Is the way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 19:24:25 PM
forward especially when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:31:17 PM
past their prime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 20:34:06 PM
cockenees on medication
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:42:48 PM
kicking northern butts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 20:50:05 PM
with his crocs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:54:30 PM
wedged in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 20:56:21 PM
sexy rippling muscles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 20:58:32 PM
in their bellies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 21:00:57 PM
is a desire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 21:02:24 PM
of black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 21:05:54 PM
and other delicacies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2014, 21:07:04 PM
that they indulge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2014, 21:21:23 PM
in with finesse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2014, 04:27:50 AM
To show that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 07:45:41 AM
they are backward
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2014, 12:02:51 PM
at insulting cockeneeeeeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 16:11:56 PM
the northern Jessies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2014, 16:54:48 PM
don't wear sandals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 17:16:24 PM
without white socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2014, 17:23:50 PM
to protect the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2014, 17:25:26 PM
Thier little piggies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2014, 17:26:25 PM
from the sun's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2014, 17:27:18 PM
Rays which can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 17:28:02 PM
penetrate the handkerchief
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2014, 17:28:46 PM
Which is knotted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2014, 17:29:58 PM
around Daves head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 17:30:29 PM
which is well
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2014, 17:31:45 PM
Protected due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2014, 17:33:38 PM
being a slaphead
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 18:04:55 PM
Denial as he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:34:18 PM
Sticks it up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:37:14 PM
the northern wimps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:42:31 PM
Rear ends that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:44:00 PM
are used to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:51:33 PM
Being spread wide
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:53:17 PM
by butch Geordies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:56:21 PM
Who grease their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 19:57:23 PM
weapons before they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 19:58:34 PM
insert between the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2014, 20:02:50 PM
black dotted lines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 21, 2014, 23:01:37 PM
Around the scrotum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2014, 04:28:21 AM
Making sure you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2014, 07:25:25 AM
Let Can play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2014, 09:13:35 AM
within the rules
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2014, 10:57:43 AM
Without being moderated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2014, 17:33:22 PM
for being too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2014, 18:14:40 PM
Rude or posting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2014, 07:37:30 AM
Saucy pics of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2014, 16:30:40 PM
Scantily clad ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2014, 19:35:13 PM
Which he drools
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2014, 20:37:32 PM
Over all day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 23, 2014, 21:09:01 PM
and most of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 23, 2014, 22:44:01 PM
Other forum drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2014, 04:22:22 AM
Dont take any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 08:13:34 AM
notice because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2014, 08:28:35 AM
Are not perverted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 11:28:21 AM
but clean living
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2014, 12:02:05 PM
Northern men are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 13:58:22 PM
more into sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 16:31:26 PM
who don't reject
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 24, 2014, 16:39:55 PM
the advances of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2014, 16:42:06 PM
Classy northern ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 24, 2014, 16:45:35 PM
who are always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2014, 16:48:01 PM
Chased by southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 16:53:16 PM
White rhinos with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 17:05:29 PM
with insatiable appetites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 17:06:00 PM
for scantily clad
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 17:07:12 PM
Irish colleens who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 17:07:43 PM
wear green knickers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 17:10:39 PM
with shamrock patterns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2014, 18:00:26 PM
With little leprechuan
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2014, 18:36:59 PM
Can ready for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 24, 2014, 21:12:07 PM
My Irish Molly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2014, 02:46:21 AM
Who was going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 07:37:27 AM
To give him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2014, 07:58:25 AM
A nice big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 08:10:10 AM
Turkey to stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 08:25:06 AM
ready for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 09:49:30 AM
Dinner date with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 10:17:12 AM
the Paradise girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 16:37:50 PM
Who perform around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 16:43:48 PM
Can's pulsating body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:45:02 PM
so then he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 16:45:47 PM
Plays his bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:46:40 PM
to the tune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 16:51:46 PM
Of his favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:52:50 PM
three words that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2014, 16:53:16 PM
Cant be posted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 25, 2014, 16:54:03 PM
because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2014, 16:54:51 PM
The rude nature
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 18:37:50 PM
of the content
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 20:11:54 PM
which Can thrives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 20:18:01 PM
To write for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 20:20:32 PM
not making sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 20:38:40 PM
For Drossers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2014, 20:40:38 PM
are slightly insane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 20:45:44 PM
For lack of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2014, 21:07:55 PM
Easy access to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 21:11:22 PM
Scantily clad ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 21:48:40 PM
with very large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 25, 2014, 22:06:30 PM
Rear bumpers split
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 22:16:06 PM
straining the fabric
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2014, 05:44:39 AM
Until it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 07:19:06 AM
Only appealing to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 08:53:00 AM
depraved Irish folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 10:56:19 AM
Travelling the country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:05:30 PM
on their tractors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 13:06:44 PM
ploughing every furrow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:09:30 PM
playing with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 13:10:33 PM
bagpipes whilst wearing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:13:21 PM
his favourite plaid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 13:20:33 PM
kilt and whistling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:21:42 PM
sporran full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 13:26:02 PM
sweeties for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 13:27:28 PM
prettiest looking of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 14:43:25 PM
The sheep that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 26, 2014, 15:04:28 PM
he once had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 15:08:28 PM
Taken to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 17:43:49 PM
local barn dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 18:06:37 PM
To show to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2014, 19:42:22 PM
How to do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 19:51:19 PM
The correct steps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2014, 19:53:24 PM
So not to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 19:55:12 PM
Upset riverdance fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2014, 19:57:09 PM
Who think they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2014, 19:58:27 PM
Can dance on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2014, 20:01:28 PM
Any stage in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2014, 23:02:35 PM
Preston without falling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 08:28:12 AM
into the laps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2014, 09:34:48 AM
Of the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 11:23:34 AM
Bobby drinking club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2014, 12:16:19 PM
which is frequented
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 27, 2014, 12:35:49 PM
by forum member
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2014, 12:45:10 PM
who used to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2014, 13:57:44 PM
post on here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 27, 2014, 14:13:26 PM
until he got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2014, 14:24:02 PM
banned by his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 27, 2014, 14:56:01 PM
significant other as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2014, 15:58:44 PM
She read his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 16:10:41 PM
thoughts to a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2014, 16:21:04 PM
Certain woman in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2014, 16:57:19 PM
Caleta or Wigan
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 27, 2014, 18:03:47 PM
and now he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2014, 18:58:25 PM
Has be banished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2014, 19:16:03 PM
to the bingo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2014, 04:56:35 AM
And the kitchen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2014, 08:00:10 AM
To make the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2014, 08:20:38 AM
meals and drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2014, 09:38:45 AM
For the dominatrix
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 28, 2014, 09:46:50 AM
who restrain the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2014, 09:53:07 AM
Leeds United supporter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on February 28, 2014, 09:56:18 AM
who was about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2014, 10:06:16 AM
To run off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on February 28, 2014, 13:39:59 PM
and join Manchester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on February 28, 2014, 14:37:32 PM
swingers association to

;D ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2014, 15:08:33 PM
enlighten them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2014, 17:56:06 PM
What is going
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2014, 19:50:10 PM
On in Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2014, 20:41:31 PM
Which reflects  on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 00:19:43 AM
Missing posties and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2014, 05:15:41 AM
The white bull
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 08:14:35 AM
from the farm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2014, 08:22:56 AM
Where Can plants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 08:25:52 AM
his maris pipers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
and green kale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on March 01, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
to feed his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2014, 11:13:34 AM
5 pigs with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 11:29:24 AM
Bacon and cabbage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2014, 11:49:20 AM
to make them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 01, 2014, 12:02:10 PM
F art and splutter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2014, 12:13:15 PM
just like Trumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 13:49:12 PM
All over Derbyshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2014, 13:50:32 PM
in the mud
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 15:58:46 PM
Up to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2014, 17:46:39 PM
His large spuds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2014, 21:32:43 PM
and has to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2014, 22:29:33 PM
Get the farmer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2014, 08:14:04 AM
To get his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2014, 08:24:13 AM
Spud picking machine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2014, 08:33:06 AM
So he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2014, 08:34:26 AM
Retrieve Cans spuds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2014, 08:46:29 AM
And make crisps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2014, 08:47:54 AM
Out of them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 08:48:38 AM
in various flavours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2014, 08:54:03 AM
That most folks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 02, 2014, 11:52:34 AM
Will buy and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2014, 12:18:25 PM
say that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 18:55:26 PM
Taste like ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: luvfuerte on March 02, 2014, 19:39:07 PM
Of the night
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 19:40:42 PM
Shoes after a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: luvfuerte on March 02, 2014, 19:45:22 PM
very strenuous session
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 02, 2014, 20:25:45 PM
In club paradiso
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2014, 22:14:05 PM
dancing on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2014, 00:03:26 AM
The testicles of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 03, 2014, 00:12:19 AM
Jon the barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2014, 07:31:58 AM
Who serves the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 08:28:02 AM
Yorkshire elite with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2014, 08:29:28 AM
The finest ales
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 08:30:27 AM
and first class
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on March 03, 2014, 08:32:44 AM
Train tickets to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 08:33:39 AM
London where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2014, 08:37:31 AM
Best people move
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2014, 15:53:17 PM
and shake which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2014, 08:11:32 AM
Excessive alcohol causes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2014, 08:41:07 AM
to their frail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2014, 09:30:47 AM
Mental state of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2014, 12:22:29 PM
living in Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2014, 18:46:00 PM
With its beautiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2014, 19:06:41 PM
People and countryside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Trumpy on March 04, 2014, 19:22:12 PM
where the sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2014, 19:23:58 PM
intelligence exceeds local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 04, 2014, 23:52:49 PM
Knowledge of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2014, 04:33:11 AM
Area in which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 08:02:48 AM
Dave was born
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 08:28:00 AM
with food rationing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 10:41:09 AM
On jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 10:43:40 AM
and other delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 10:46:07 AM
Especially black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 10:47:51 AM
as a laxative
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 10:55:08 AM
Of highest quality
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 10:56:41 AM
recommended by Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 10:59:00 AM
The pudding expert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 13:25:22 PM
and sanitary executive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 17:10:11 PM
On Leeds council
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 19:19:03 PM
where the train
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 20:52:12 PM
discharges its waste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 21:08:48 PM
All over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:10:13 PM
the track upsetting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:10:41 PM
Elland road faithful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:11:46 PM
with the smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:13:04 PM
Drifting over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:19:11 PM
the surrounding areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 21:20:42 PM
And across the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2014, 21:23:08 PM
Bradford city centre
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:30:16 PM
Towards the slums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 21:32:51 PM
Of Dublin town
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:34:33 PM
That sit proudly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2014, 22:01:09 PM
Next to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 22:06:01 PM
Castle of Edinburgh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2014, 04:44:47 AM
Which had moved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 06:36:43 AM
From bonnie Scotland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 06:52:47 AM
after 5 whiskeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 08:11:42 AM
Southwards to see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 08:18:31 AM
what has happened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 08:21:47 AM
to the member
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Called Kenny who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 14:35:48 PM
woos the maidens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 14:37:05 PM
called Helen who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 14:38:45 PM
encourages his chat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 14:45:15 PM
for fun because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 14:54:18 PM
he seems like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 14:57:22 PM
a man who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 14:58:28 PM
can be trusted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 15:02:01 PM
not to tell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 15:24:11 PM
Little porkie pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 15:45:43 PM
about his fetish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 15:49:07 PM
For wearing ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 15:59:13 PM
perfume when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on March 06, 2014, 16:08:05 PM
Thats enough lol
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 16:09:15 PM
Tosses his caber
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 17:03:30 PM
while reading his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 17:12:14 PM
50 shades o'gray
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 17:35:29 PM
and strumming his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2014, 17:42:59 PM
Little six stringed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 17:48:51 PM
Ukulele which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 18:57:42 PM
carries around with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 18:59:20 PM
His whisky in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:00:51 PM
while he smooth's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 19:34:33 PM
his way in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:43:33 PM
With northern damsels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 19:47:44 PM
who eat pizza
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:49:48 PM
Washed down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 19:51:25 PM
cheap white wine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 19:53:54 PM
From Wigan pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 19:58:38 PM
Then takes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 20:11:10 PM
stroll to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2014, 20:12:21 PM
Toilet to call
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 20:17:00 PM
her best friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2014, 20:18:10 PM
Back to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 20:25:52 PM
if she would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2014, 20:39:30 PM
Help find Huey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 20:43:41 PM
and ruth because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2014, 20:44:19 PM
She was having
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 20:49:21 PM
to throw up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 21:30:45 PM
On the carpet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 21:35:10 PM
all the wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 06, 2014, 21:41:08 PM
That she drank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 21:43:43 PM
by the bucketful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 22:05:55 PM
to wash down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2014, 22:34:31 PM
The red hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 23:48:22 PM
Scotch bonnet chillie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 08:33:44 AM
to warm his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 09:18:54 AM
Cold hands that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 09:34:40 AM
That he stuck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 12:54:27 PM
near the burning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 13:54:53 PM
passion of cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 14:04:38 PM
who was colouring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:07:31 PM
her hair with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 14:10:21 PM
Extra thick domestos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:11:37 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

to impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:19:29 PM
Bradford City Lotharios
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 14:21:35 PM
who appreciate a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:22:45 PM
puppy dog noses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 14:25:08 PM
and pretty Wigan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:25:59 PM
lasses who have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:27:07 PM
a loving heart  :-*
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:27:44 PM
and a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:29:06 PM
drive for passion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:29:32 PM
in the snow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 14:29:47 PM
with young Ronnie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 14:31:10 PM
and his friend  :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:35:30 PM
sucking ice cubes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 14:39:34 PM
whilst she ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 14:50:18 PM
spicy pizza and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 14:54:00 PM
watched her barges
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 14:59:13 PM
transporting her favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 15:03:31 PM
Scotsman down the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 15:04:28 PM
waterways to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 15:08:16 PM
love nest in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 15:08:47 PM
the DW Stadium
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:18:56 PM
wherever that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 15:20:40 PM
Wigan you clown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:25:17 PM
said Cinders to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 15:38:43 PM
anybody who would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 07, 2014, 15:40:40 PM
give her a  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:43:58 PM
good lashing across
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2014, 15:46:04 PM
the decks of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 15:53:02 PM
the wigan boardwalk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 17:00:47 PM
the Salmond lookalike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 08, 2014, 00:31:10 AM
With the a.r.s.e
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2014, 07:56:01 AM
Like a slapped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 08:09:07 AM
wet fish which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2014, 09:55:36 AM
Resembled Can's paradise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 09:57:27 AM
clubs ambience which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2014, 10:01:14 AM
He adores especially
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 10:02:41 AM
the slippery pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2014, 10:42:43 AM
Where he performs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 12:28:18 PM
After a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2014, 13:03:36 PM
large whiskies to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 15:21:36 PM
Curb his shyness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 08, 2014, 15:26:24 PM
So he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 15:31:28 PM
tell some jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2014, 18:58:56 PM
To anyone who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2014, 20:18:31 PM
who doesn't know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2014, 20:24:24 PM
Him or what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 08, 2014, 21:43:24 PM
To do about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2014, 21:58:05 PM
His bad jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 08, 2014, 22:23:27 PM
So he skins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2014, 06:26:03 AM
His spuds to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2014, 07:24:06 AM
Try make into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 08:25:08 AM
a shepherds pie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2014, 08:48:50 AM
To feed the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 10:36:18 AM
good time girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2014, 10:54:42 AM
Before he attempts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 11:11:56 AM
to get inside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2014, 12:40:13 PM
the bondage room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 09, 2014, 13:01:09 PM
Where cinders was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2014, 13:23:16 PM
tied up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 09, 2014, 13:24:23 PM
Bradley cooper who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2014, 13:43:38 PM
was trying to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 09, 2014, 13:53:54 PM
Get free from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2014, 15:05:59 PM
the hand cuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2014, 03:41:22 AM
So he could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 04:09:04 AM
buy a round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2014, 05:26:14 AM
For all that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2014, 08:23:36 AM
Were in attendance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 08:56:22 AM
with their tongues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2014, 14:27:12 PM
In his ear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 14:41:58 PM
which made him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2014, 15:46:05 PM
Go all weak
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 15:47:27 PM
in the sporran
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:12:40 PM
as he suckeled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2014, 16:14:43 PM
On his pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 10, 2014, 16:42:46 PM
That were shoved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:43:14 PM
under his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 10, 2014, 16:46:43 PM
Where the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:49:18 PM
shone like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2014, 16:57:45 PM
Beacon in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:59:37 PM
dales of Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 17:20:16 PM
with missing sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 19:00:24 PM
Men in long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 20:16:56 PM
coats with large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 20:56:44 PM
Foreheads and eyes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 22:01:19 PM
like gob stoppers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 11, 2014, 00:25:38 AM
That parade around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2014, 04:10:33 AM
Looking for some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 08:21:47 AM
space in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 11, 2014, 14:00:19 PM
Yorkshire Strip Clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2014, 14:54:21 PM
For Kenny to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 15:23:07 PM
impress the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 11, 2014, 15:24:21 PM
With his big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 15:25:14 PM
personality and smooth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2014, 16:15:59 PM
Shaved legs and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 17:31:18 PM
figure hugging kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2014, 17:34:04 PM
That shows off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 17:59:49 PM
his better points
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2014, 18:57:33 PM
Which is more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2014, 19:42:12 PM
Appealing to ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2014, 21:22:26 PM
Than his usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2014, 21:50:02 PM
less than one's image of idealised perfection jokes that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2014, 22:29:50 PM
Think that's more than 3 mate ;D ;D. Got ya drift though ;D ;D

Nobody finds funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 00:13:40 AM
With hairy sack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2014, 09:36:15 AM
Posting random words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 12, 2014, 11:10:42 AM
That don't make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2014, 13:42:50 PM
any sense to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 13:51:09 PM
eat his nuts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2014, 20:31:53 PM
and fuddle his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2014, 20:36:51 PM
mind with all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 12, 2014, 20:38:29 PM
The garbage that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2014, 20:41:35 PM
he spews out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2014, 20:45:00 PM
which he thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 20:49:24 PM
Runs down legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2014, 20:57:07 PM
not a clue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 21:01:31 PM
A red cortina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2014, 21:29:09 PM
lost the plot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2014, 21:41:07 PM
while smoking wacky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2014, 07:34:47 AM
Baccy to ease
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2014, 09:59:18 AM
His corrupt mind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 10:38:17 AM
and devise new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2014, 11:57:12 AM
pathetic jokes for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:36:23 PM
ridicule from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2014, 15:37:17 PM
Rest of dross
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:38:56 PM
who are very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2014, 15:40:31 PM
Patient with him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:41:29 PM
humouring him when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2014, 15:42:42 PM
He posts his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 15:44:10 PM
personal life experiences
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 13, 2014, 21:44:49 PM
In Elland Road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2014, 23:40:57 PM
Where nobody goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 14, 2014, 00:48:49 AM
To pee on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 14, 2014, 02:46:07 AM
The team when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 07:53:50 AM
They concede five
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 14, 2014, 08:24:46 AM
Goals at home
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2014, 08:55:25 AM
which is easy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 09:56:43 AM
When you play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 14, 2014, 13:46:02 PM
blow football and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 13:47:38 PM
naked twister with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 13:50:53 PM
A northern girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 14, 2014, 13:54:04 PM
of wigan repute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:13:34 PM
Who loves to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:14:52 PM
bend and twist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:19:05 PM
Just for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:21:19 PM
boys to really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:24:54 PM
Have a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:26:56 PM
time admiring the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:28:22 PM
Dark haired female
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:29:21 PM
with the fantastic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:31:23 PM
Lovely set of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:33:24 PM
assets that everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:35:04 PM
Wants to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:42:51 PM
because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:43:36 PM
Her best feature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:48:22 PM
except for her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:49:02 PM
Ability to take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 14:53:47 PM
on mad scotsmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 14:54:34 PM
Who charmed the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 15:30:27 PM
pants off poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:31:16 PM
Poor little cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 15:34:39 PM
who didn't realise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:35:43 PM
That he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 15:37:08 PM
on medication to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:39:03 PM
Ease the pressure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 15:39:49 PM
on his tiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:40:37 PM
 ;D ;D

Legs that are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 15:42:34 PM
fat and hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:43:17 PM
And shaped like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 15:44:36 PM
Kermit the frogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 15:45:51 PM
Little green bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 15:47:23 PM
especially when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2014, 15:59:24 PM
is being abused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 16:12:07 PM
by someone called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:06:12 PM
Ronnie the bull  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 14, 2014, 17:07:49 PM
Who likes slimy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:10:19 PM
Liquid on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 14, 2014, 17:10:59 PM
Lips when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:15:21 PM
Gets closer to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 14, 2014, 17:19:18 PM
The Thing he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 17:20:27 PM
wanted most which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 14, 2014, 17:21:08 PM
Teatime catch ya later ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:21:28 PM
He was scared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 17:26:14 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2014, 17:21:08 PM
Teatime catch ya later ;D

don't worry Helen. He's tired ;D

of young Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 17:46:30 PM
Because he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2014, 17:57:47 PM
got a bigger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 14, 2014, 18:30:27 PM
Part of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2014, 22:31:21 PM
head in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2014, 03:39:39 AM
Sand due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2014, 07:30:09 AM
Drinking too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 15, 2014, 07:35:30 AM
Mixed cocktails of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2014, 07:36:33 AM
Vodka gin and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2014, 07:43:06 AM
Fresh orange juice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2014, 07:43:43 AM
To help with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2014, 07:48:00 AM
His blocked bowels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2014, 07:51:32 AM
So that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2014, 08:01:10 AM
Could dump in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2014, 08:01:48 AM
West Yorkshire where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2014, 08:09:08 AM
The smell wont
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2014, 09:08:57 AM
be noticed because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2014, 09:56:37 AM
It stinks already
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2014, 14:25:34 PM
of very strong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2014, 22:09:32 PM
Cheese which isnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 16, 2014, 07:54:27 AM
A turn on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2014, 08:00:23 AM
For young Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2014, 08:15:19 AM
Who prefers the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2014, 08:17:13 AM
Older Scottish male
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 16, 2014, 09:34:57 AM
Who doesn't wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2014, 09:40:36 AM
string vests or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 16, 2014, 09:49:43 AM
Anything under his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2014, 10:43:20 AM
Kilt because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2014, 13:25:31 PM
Likes to hang
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2014, 19:33:20 PM
his haggis from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2014, 23:56:49 PM
His sporran so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 08:09:03 AM
That he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 08:15:24 AM
count the flies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 08:27:06 AM
That were buzzing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 17, 2014, 09:08:10 AM
hoping to lay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 13:14:14 PM
some eggs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 13:20:44 PM
Make a replica
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 14:30:04 PM
of his favorite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 15:32:47 PM
Pair of tartan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 15:39:21 PM
Boxer shorts that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 15:52:23 PM
Were slightly soiled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:13:12 PM
 :o :o :o

From all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 16:15:25 PM
Dodgy haggis that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:16:21 PM
He put down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 16:18:11 PM
His kilt when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:22:12 PM
He was feeling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 16:24:22 PM
Like a bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 16:29:42 PM
Of me time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 17:02:41 PM
and add flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2014, 17:28:37 PM
To his bland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 19:03:05 PM
Cooked sheep's bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 19:24:36 PM
That looked like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 19:32:20 PM
A strangled turkey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 17, 2014, 19:33:36 PM
Which made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2014, 19:36:40 PM
Remember his childhood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 17, 2014, 22:26:02 PM
When he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 06:25:50 AM
To visit the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2014, 07:39:06 AM
The clap clinic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:01:44 AM
for umbrella treatment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2014, 08:05:11 AM
To scrape out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:06:06 AM
the diseased bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2014, 08:06:40 AM
Caused by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:08:04 AM
reckless lifestyle where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2014, 08:08:53 AM
Frequent visits to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 08:09:38 AM
lap dancing clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 08:15:22 AM
Got him into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2014, 08:16:56 AM
The situation hes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 08:22:01 AM
Become accustomed to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 09:20:08 AM
burning the candle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 09:25:01 AM
At both ends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 13:56:36 PM
and putting it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 14:15:19 PM
About with any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:21:12 PM
one with pulse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 15:34:00 PM
Because beggars cant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:34:45 PM
be choosy especially
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 15:43:05 PM
When cinders offers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:52:46 PM
to provide cocktails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 15:55:09 PM
For him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:55:41 PM
lick off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:06:48 PM
Pierced body part  :o
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:09:02 PM
leaking into her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:12:18 PM
Already very pickled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:13:17 PM
glass slipper which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:14:09 PM
She lost when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:15:08 PM
it turned midnight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:17:26 PM
Because the daft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:57:38 PM
barman had closed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 16:58:57 PM
The door to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 16:59:33 PM
a drunken young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 18, 2014, 17:01:41 PM
Girls toilet door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 18:10:03 PM
Where the men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 19:20:38 PM
dare not enter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 19:47:23 PM
because they would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:35:03 PM
leave the seat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 20:36:03 PM
down and cause
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:39:42 PM
splashes where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 20:45:21 PM
men cannot aim
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:46:37 PM
After a couple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 20:50:03 PM
of large Irish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:51:20 PM
Whiskeys after lashings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 20:54:13 PM
of Pizza at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 20:55:04 PM
Wetherspoons leaving them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 21:09:51 PM
only the crusts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2014, 21:15:52 PM
To feed the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 21:22:09 PM
pigeons that gather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 18, 2014, 21:34:16 PM
In Scottish kilts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2014, 21:35:24 PM
Which attract them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 22:02:28 PM
like flies around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2014, 22:21:23 PM
the honey pot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 06:27:54 AM
Which is sticky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 07:11:32 AM
And makes you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2014, 07:20:24 AM
Want to lick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 07:23:34 AM
It off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 08:11:38 AM
Very cute little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 08:17:37 AM
well looked after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 08:19:08 AM
Toned part of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 08:20:09 AM
body which has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 08:49:37 AM
A number of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 10:51:30 AM
Tasteful tattoos placed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2014, 11:07:53 AM
just where you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 11:08:33 AM
you would expect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2014, 11:10:19 AM
it to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 11:11:55 AM
smooth and unblemished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2014, 11:12:29 AM
just like when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 11:13:35 AM
she was born
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 12:11:50 PM
But then it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 13:27:56 PM
all went wrong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 14:27:21 PM
when she had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:08:23 PM
Invited the Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:09:27 PM
To massage sensuous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:12:57 PM
on certain parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:15:04 PM
Of Cans backside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:15:54 PM
Wearing gardening gloves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:16:33 PM
whilst holding a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:17:54 PM
George Michael photo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:18:57 PM
And a whip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:21:10 PM
For his games
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:21:58 PM
when he attends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:23:06 PM
To the basic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:26:33 PM
Needs of Kenny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:27:31 PM
And his wierdest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:27:57 PM
fantasies about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:28:44 PM
Shape of Cans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 15:29:53 PM
Stolen bag pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:32:25 PM
That he blew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 15:33:05 PM
all around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 15:35:07 PM
Paradise club to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 17:11:41 PM
feast his eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 18:01:22 PM
Upon the talent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:03:11 PM
That pole danced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 18:09:27 PM
Costing Can a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:15:20 PM
Fortune because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 18:20:54 PM
Loves a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:28:14 PM
Dance with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 18:29:33 PM
Big fat one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:31:05 PM
That wobbles all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 18:33:31 PM
Around the pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:37:04 PM
Then sweats over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 18:38:50 PM
His pina colada
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:39:34 PM
Whilst nibbling on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 18:49:53 PM
A little prawn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 18:56:17 PM
Caught by kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 19:12:31 PM
using his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 19, 2014, 19:40:01 PM
Scottish rod that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 19:41:18 PM
with the maggot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:41:39 PM
deeply ingrained into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 19:42:37 PM
his putrid sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:44:47 PM
that was condemned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 19:46:17 PM
to costa calma
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:46:57 PM
for German naturists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 19:48:24 PM
to admire whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 19:53:50 PM
sunning their tender
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 19:57:07 PM
buttocks and watching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 20:00:05 PM
Can flashing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 20:02:02 PM
little pipes at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 21:49:38 PM
Thongman and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 21:54:12 PM
Naturists like young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2014, 21:56:12 PM
a Falkirk chappie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2014, 22:07:24 PM
Who parades about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2014, 08:08:47 AM
In the buff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 08:23:18 AM
Whilst watching the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2014, 08:33:26 AM
News at ten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 08:36:30 AM
Holding a small
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 08:39:29 AM
man bag he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 08:53:59 AM
Pinched of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 10:03:35 AM
Little old man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:08:31 AM
from Bradford last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 10:09:44 AM
Year when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:11:01 AM
went to Wembley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 10:12:39 AM
Twice unlike Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:13:52 AM
with European commitments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 10:15:47 AM
Booze cruising to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:16:38 AM
the Crimea and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 10:18:11 AM
Other dodgy places
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:19:00 AM
with cheap vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 10:20:15 AM
That will rot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 10:20:52 AM
Bobs sock and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 10:24:04 AM
Make his feet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2014, 10:50:14 AM
Clean and pure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 11:24:26 AM
and smell like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2014, 12:09:35 PM
A russian distillery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 12:15:45 PM
after a heavy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:02:11 PM
night with Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 15:34:49 PM
Who was feeling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:40:20 PM
very very relaxed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 15:47:08 PM
with Trumpy locked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:48:17 PM
in her dungeon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 15:50:02 PM
fed only on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 15:50:36 PM
fish finger butties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 15:56:52 PM
With Tommy k
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 16:00:32 PM
what the blazes is Tommy K?

between sessions of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 16:05:22 PM
Tomato ketchup

Sensual moments with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 16:06:32 PM
her ironing board
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 16:08:20 PM
 :o :o :o

which gave way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 16:09:38 PM
Under the syrain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 20, 2014, 16:10:19 PM
of three people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 17:34:04 PM
performing violent movements
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 18:21:01 PM
Whilst holding a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 20:06:54 PM
a black helmet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 20:34:38 PM
that belonged to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 20:47:55 PM
our mate Trumpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 21:01:24 PM
who has been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 21:34:38 PM
Incarcerated in Wigan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2014, 21:59:44 PM
and whipped until
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2014, 22:13:45 PM
he fell off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 06:32:38 AM
The band wagon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 07:14:59 AM
And let cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 08:37:17 AM
tie him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 08:44:28 AM
her vacuum cleaner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 09:06:04 AM
for her to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 09:10:42 AM
turn it on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 09:15:53 AM
and hoover his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 10:21:25 AM
Tatty old kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 10:22:52 AM
that cinders ripped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 10:26:01 AM
Off to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 21, 2014, 10:59:17 AM
if he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 11:21:07 AM
Male or female
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 11:23:28 AM
but couldn't tell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 11:25:10 AM
Because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 21, 2014, 11:28:30 AM
cold weather it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 11:40:54 AM
had shrivelled up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 21, 2014, 11:41:33 AM
and the magnifying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 11:53:12 AM
wasn't powerful enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 21, 2014, 12:36:28 PM
so they had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 13:43:45 PM
to use tweezers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 14:14:01 PM
to get it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 14:36:53 PM
prepared for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:38:06 PM
Special enlargement treatment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 16:39:02 PM
that he needs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:39:41 PM
To bring it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 16:40:58 PM
up to expectations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:41:52 PM
Of our Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 16:43:18 PM
who needs a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:43:58 PM
A really good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 16:44:39 PM
work out with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:46:56 PM
Scottish Kenny's special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 16:47:33 PM
ability to wiggle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:49:16 PM
His ears while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 16:50:06 PM
holding cinders pair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 16:53:44 PM
Of perfectly formed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 17:03:08 PM
and silicone enhanced
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:04:36 PM
but authentic looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 17:06:34 PM
if slightly lopsided
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:08:00 PM
when laying down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2014, 17:09:07 PM
on Caleta beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:10:17 PM
while licking a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 17:14:08 PM
 :o :o

Very large cold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:16:23 PM
champagne poured over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 17:30:19 PM
Her very pert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 17:39:10 PM
and perfectly tanned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 21, 2014, 17:45:02 PM
Long and toned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2014, 19:34:41 PM
and tattoo free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 22, 2014, 08:39:15 AM
So not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 22, 2014, 09:04:57 AM
Upset some of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2014, 09:15:37 AM
her regular readers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2014, 10:37:41 AM
Who just wanted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2014, 10:48:58 AM
to rest their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2014, 11:02:53 AM
heads on her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2014, 11:05:23 AM
comfortable and delightful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 22, 2014, 22:16:07 PM
extra large and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 06:55:46 AM
Quite cute pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2014, 07:37:48 AM
Of silicone enhanced
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2014, 16:45:51 PM
But really adorable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2014, 20:39:53 PM
Puppies which wobbled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:41:10 PM
When she drank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2014, 20:41:55 PM
To much wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:44:03 PM
Then fell over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2014, 20:44:57 PM
Onto her puppies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 23, 2014, 20:45:35 PM
causing a lot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2014, 20:46:24 PM
Of pain for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:49:11 PM
The man sat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 23, 2014, 20:49:39 PM
on his large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2014, 20:51:27 PM
Fat backside who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2014, 20:55:40 PM
Stuffed his face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 23, 2014, 21:36:26 PM
with large quantities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2014, 05:20:38 AM
Of fatty food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2014, 08:36:13 AM
And jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 08:55:24 AM
from Tubby Isaac's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2014, 09:18:51 AM
On petticoat lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 09:41:47 AM
in wonderful London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2014, 15:24:00 PM
Where cockeneeeee Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 15:25:31 PM
used to work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2014, 15:34:09 PM
With other gangsters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2014, 16:44:35 PM
and insurance professionals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2014, 17:12:32 PM
Who rob trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2014, 18:36:28 PM
and hide in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 08:03:30 AM
Deepest darkest Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 08:59:42 AM
and money launder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 09:39:22 AM
In Caleta where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 10:07:41 AM
Bob is Godfather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2014, 10:40:31 AM
to lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 10:49:48 AM
Cats and dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2014, 10:50:35 AM
which he likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 10:54:13 AM
To feed with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 12:36:04 PM
human body parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 12:52:49 PM
from the Paradise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
Dustbins after Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 13:21:27 PM
has dumped his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:25:56 PM
old dog after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 14:34:05 PM
It bit his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:35:10 PM
bagpipes in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 14:38:36 PM
Back of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:39:34 PM
clapped out tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 14:46:35 PM
Loaded with spuds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 14:57:26 PM
infected with Colorado
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 15:28:27 PM
Beetles which were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 16:51:55 PM
Singing along to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 18:08:40 PM
Cans favourite karaoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2014, 18:32:18 PM
Song in a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 19:03:59 PM
seedy backstreet bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 19:25:31 PM
where the clientele
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 19:26:48 PM
are all hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 19:29:15 PM
up and need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 19:30:17 PM
to sell their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 19:46:09 PM
bagpipes to raise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 20:40:55 PM
Enough to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2014, 20:51:36 PM
Can's Corrie penthouse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2014, 05:45:43 AM
Which overlooked the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 07:11:29 AM
Rather seedy little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 07:38:37 AM
pole dance club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 08:12:27 AM
Where the girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 10:57:00 AM
open bottles with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 11:08:01 AM
There hardened lips
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 11:30:52 AM
and kiss like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 11:45:16 AM
a slimy eel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 12:05:26 PM
from deepest Norfolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 12:10:24 PM
which Delia then
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 12:13:30 PM
plucked and stuffed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 12:27:41 PM
with her finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 26, 2014, 12:57:17 PM
Plums, nuts and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 13:07:46 PM
then stuck in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 13:13:26 PM
The river Wensum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 13:14:30 PM
which flowed through
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 13:18:28 PM
Norwich to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 13:35:57 PM
ocean at Great
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 14:08:39 PM
Yarmouth through the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 15:01:03 PM
Sewage spilling from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 15:58:33 PM
Bob's boat train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 16:15:17 PM
Washing up on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 16:15:58 PM
Scarborough beach where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 18:06:34 PM
It was transported
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2014, 20:53:02 PM
By the unions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 20:56:30 PM
down to Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2014, 20:58:23 PM
So to pollute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 21:04:09 PM
the tractor boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2014, 21:07:22 PM
Chances of growing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 21:09:01 PM
growing up into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2014, 21:09:46 PM
Double the size ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 21:22:14 PM
of Diddy Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2014, 21:27:37 PM
And be able
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 21:29:08 PM
to dive into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 21:52:21 PM
the pool at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2014, 22:20:00 PM
The miniature kingdom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 07:11:44 AM
where all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 07:14:45 AM
Little people frollick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 09:18:17 AM
on their inflatable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 10:23:56 AM
Pink blow up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 10:26:27 AM
phallic shaped lilo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 10:35:51 AM
Which attracted the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 11:17:31 AM
English, Irish and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 11:54:11 AM
Kenny the Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 13:08:02 PM
to celebrate by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 13:27:48 PM
raising his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:11:53 PM
and showing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 14:14:12 PM
little wriggly worm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:15:10 PM
which scared the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 14:18:05 PM
life out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:19:07 PM
certain forum members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 14:20:56 PM
who shall remain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:25:21 PM
anonymous because of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 14:27:21 PM
the delicate nature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:35:32 PM
the itch that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 14:45:45 PM
Cinders scratched with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:48:07 PM
her long nails      ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 14:56:54 PM
until full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 14:58:32 PM
splinters from his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:06:26 PM
hard and tanned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 15:32:57 PM
and very hairy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:34:01 PM
back which needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 27, 2014, 15:38:56 PM
sorting out by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:57:08 PM
waxing the hairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 15:58:13 PM
Rubbing with sandpaper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 15:59:40 PM
and skin removed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 16:02:27 PM
THINK THATS A RED DAVE ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 16:03:41 PM
What are you on about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 16:07:38 PM
Tut tut Dave, not cheating are we ;D

And also words
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 16:09:02 PM
with a very hot blow torch from B&Q


well if I am going to get a red card I thought I would  get my moneys worth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 16:10:47 PM
A sulking Cockeneeeeee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 16:11:27 PM
over officious Yorkireman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2014, 16:15:05 PM
Says Adolf Hitler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2014, 05:57:09 AM
Who would soon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 06:09:32 AM
Dive straight in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 13:52:05 PM
and win a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 14:50:18 PM
little rubber duck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 15:18:37 PM
for bath time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 15:22:21 PM
to play with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 15:22:52 PM
when he takes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2014, 15:26:35 PM
the plug out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2014, 15:28:01 PM
of his inflatable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2014, 18:55:53 PM
Blow up sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 20:15:50 PM
And greases up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 28, 2014, 21:01:39 PM
The pink lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 28, 2014, 21:14:04 PM
That's 10" long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2014, 05:39:54 AM
And purrs like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 29, 2014, 07:19:22 AM
A very angry
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Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 08:50:04 AM
Cow in labour
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Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 09:04:05 AM
while the vet
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Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 09:08:37 AM
Greases Jon's arm
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Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 09:09:50 AM
up it's passage
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Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 09:15:30 AM
Covered in s.h.!.t.e.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2014, 13:58:42 PM
from Cans Cows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 14:22:43 PM
Which he reared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 29, 2014, 14:53:01 PM
By hand specially
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Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 15:33:20 PM
to supply him
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2014, 22:00:35 PM
With finest fresh
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2014, 22:12:12 PM
Manure for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2014, 22:20:40 PM
Roses so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 30, 2014, 00:40:04 AM
Kenny could send
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2014, 07:16:51 AM
Them to BS
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 07:55:08 AM
Upsetting his cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2014, 10:37:03 AM
And making her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 30, 2014, 14:08:41 PM
Cry all day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2014, 18:51:51 PM
Until her hero
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 19:04:03 PM
Kenny the kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2014, 19:09:26 PM
Turned up with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 19:10:21 PM
a full sporran
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2014, 19:14:27 PM
And his pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 19:15:28 PM
spewing out ear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2014, 19:21:38 PM
Splitting noise that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2014, 20:10:12 PM
smashed glasses and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 31, 2014, 01:10:54 AM
Cracked BS's veneers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 31, 2014, 02:21:59 AM
Exposing him has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2014, 07:07:06 AM
The hero of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on March 31, 2014, 22:39:19 PM
The Noddy stories
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2014, 04:04:35 AM
Who liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 06:36:51 AM
Quote from: Can the Man on March 31, 2014, 01:10:54 AM
Cracked BS's veneers

Who's bs?
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 09:39:10 AM
BS is Brightspark/barvespark or what ever his latest alias is

be big ears
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Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 10:18:54 AM
Oh right  :D




Whilst driving a
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Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 10:52:10 AM
little red car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 10:57:01 AM
With very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 11:24:09 AM
Pedals so he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 11:25:50 AM
Is able to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 12:41:00 PM
drive to Scotland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 13:07:43 PM
and vote for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 13:08:47 PM
Kenny to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 13:10:18 PM
neutered to protect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 14:37:00 PM
The local females
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 14:42:38 PM
from his raging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 14:50:06 PM
Fits of extreme
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 14:52:29 PM
hormonal headaches and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 14:57:01 PM
Bouts of rage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 14:58:09 PM
because he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 15:35:52 PM
No time to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 15:36:58 PM
fit it in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 16:18:45 PM
All of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 18:58:59 PM
Holiday planning he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:00:08 PM
Rattled on about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 19:01:02 PM
For weeks and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:18:47 PM
Got on everybody's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 19:36:11 PM
nerves because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:46:44 PM
Just wouldn't shut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 01, 2014, 19:48:55 PM
up about what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 19:51:48 PM
The weather is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 20:16:01 PM
Going to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 20:18:09 PM
But we want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 20:19:22 PM
To hang Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 20:20:55 PM
out to dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 20:21:27 PM
By the short
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 20:31:36 PM
tartan skirt he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2014, 20:39:17 PM
Bought from oxfam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 21:24:28 PM
To impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 21:28:13 PM
miseries at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 01, 2014, 21:49:03 PM
Terminal check in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 21:52:24 PM
Flashing his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 22:01:06 PM
To passport control
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2014, 22:02:31 PM
Who look bewildered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 22:05:09 PM
At his hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 22:06:54 PM
Sporran which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2014, 22:10:21 PM
Dangling in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 22:19:07 PM
Grey plastic trays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 22:43:57 PM
Dangling his meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2014, 22:48:33 PM
And two veg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 23:00:56 PM
Over the X-ray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2014, 23:02:36 PM
Machine showing that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 23:06:18 PM
Bagpipe dangling under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2014, 23:09:28 PM
A red cortina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2014, 23:20:35 PM
Was the only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 08:01:33 AM
Means of escape
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 08:10:46 AM
On offer to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 08:52:38 AM
young Cinders from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 09:07:01 AM
men ganging up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 10:29:17 AM
on her and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 11:01:38 AM
her forum buddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 11:02:40 AM
who played with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 11:05:07 AM
kennys rather full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 11:06:56 AM
and bloated little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:14:19 PM
bag of tricks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 12:15:25 PM
that he showed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:17:55 PM
off proudly to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 12:23:15 PM
Cindy who promptly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:24:31 PM
went mad because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 12:38:36 PM
he called her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:39:45 PM
Cindy when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 12:43:49 PM
should have known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:45:34 PM
shes very particular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 12:50:00 PM
with who she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 12:50:48 PM
shares secrets with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 12:52:35 PM
and only Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 02, 2014, 12:55:55 PM
is not privvy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 12:58:16 PM
to Cindy's private
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 13:18:13 PM
and personal pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 13:23:49 PM
With shortened things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 13:24:40 PM
so can fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 13:59:02 PM
in the hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 14:00:03 PM
Tub when it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 14:00:36 PM
is full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 14:01:31 PM
water and bubbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 14:26:00 PM
that was left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 14:34:22 PM
for Can to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 14:43:29 PM
play around with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 15:10:16 PM
Instead of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 15:11:25 PM
blow up sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 15:49:54 PM
Which was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 16:02:24 PM
life-size model of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 16:02:55 PM
St Michael who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 16:03:51 PM
he wished was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 16:05:40 PM
Stood in front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 16:06:56 PM
a model of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 16:08:04 PM
His lovely Kat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 16:13:18 PM
who is known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 16:57:18 PM
For her wit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 17:30:45 PM
and her bells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 17:34:43 PM
Ringing on her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 17:37:30 PM
bike waking up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 17:50:01 PM
Dave on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2014, 18:26:59 PM
Lounger by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:32:02 PM
pool while reading
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 18:33:45 PM
The daily mail
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:34:55 PM
on his kindle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 18:44:46 PM
That broke because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:46:19 PM
it couldn't swim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 02, 2014, 18:47:29 PM
Among all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 18:49:50 PM
kids on inflatable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 19:03:59 PM
lilos which Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:38:17 PM
Stuck pins in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2014, 21:39:57 PM
Because he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:48:16 PM
A mean old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2014, 21:51:24 PM
cockeneee despite his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 00:03:58 AM
Love of northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2014, 07:09:51 AM
Folk who he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2014, 07:39:38 AM
Looks up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2014, 10:05:05 AM
For advice and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 12:25:20 PM
tips on how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:08:18 PM
to keep pigeons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:09:27 PM
in his suitcase
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:10:19 PM
while eating black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:11:19 PM
pudding with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:17:46 PM
beetroot topping and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:27:11 PM
mixed salad leaves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:36:32 PM
containing pickled gherkins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 13:39:32 PM
that were stolen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2014, 13:50:45 PM
From the supermarket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 14:15:41 PM
round the corner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 15:08:52 PM
from Bradford City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2014, 17:07:14 PM
which was always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 17:16:47 PM
full of cap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2014, 18:44:41 PM
From far off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 19:01:28 PM
darkest Lancashire where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:07:49 PM
Flat cap brigade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:09:25 PM
Are very loyal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:12:15 PM
To aye yup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 20:19:23 PM
and whippet keepers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:21:55 PM
Who Ooooo Arrrrrr
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:23:12 PM
At Yorkshire men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 20:23:54 PM
and insult southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:25:38 PM
Cockney rebels who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 20:26:31 PM
are superior beings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2014, 20:35:00 PM
than dead frogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 03, 2014, 20:35:20 PM
From outer space
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2014, 20:49:58 PM
With two bottoms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:52:04 PM
That are hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2014, 20:53:43 PM
with bald heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:55:06 PM
That got waxed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2014, 20:57:05 PM
to look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 20:58:41 PM
Right said fred
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2014, 21:02:02 PM
singing I'm too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:05:01 PM
Sexy for my
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:14:24 PM
Northern fairy mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:16:12 PM
With wings of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:17:29 PM
Venkys best chickens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:18:50 PM
Delicately coated with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:21:22 PM
Hot vindaloo sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:24:04 PM
Perfectly made by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:27:44 PM
Bob who is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:30:18 PM
A perfectionist in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:31:25 PM
Railway Buffet cuisine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:33:31 PM
That tastes of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:36:40 PM
Rancid black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:37:57 PM
Seasoned with pigeon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:38:52 PM
And ferret droppings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:40:01 PM
So caused all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 21:41:25 PM
Of Preston sick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 03, 2014, 21:43:24 PM
And tired because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2014, 22:25:24 PM
Dave rabbits on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 10:29:54 AM
about uncouth northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2014, 11:48:24 AM
who know best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:00:08 PM
not to embarrass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2014, 12:14:24 PM
delicate little Cinders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:24:11 PM
who flirts with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2014, 12:27:01 PM
a mad Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:27:51 PM
with his mini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2014, 12:32:03 PM
skirt blowing in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:34:01 PM
the Fuerteventura gales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2014, 12:35:46 PM
whilst looking out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 12:40:01 PM
for any stray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2014, 12:44:17 PM
German naturist that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 13:19:00 PM
has a smaller
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2014, 13:23:52 PM
pouch than most
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2014, 15:45:20 PM
Would expect on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 04, 2014, 19:01:21 PM
A winters day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2014, 07:47:17 AM
Whilst romping naked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 05, 2014, 08:00:08 AM
Through the snow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2014, 08:04:48 AM
Avoiding the green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 05, 2014, 08:08:42 AM
Stuff,because we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 09:23:39 AM
dearly value our
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2014, 09:28:15 AM
Personal assets which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 10:12:32 AM
are irreplaceable because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2014, 10:16:46 AM
They've never been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 13:54:26 PM
Used in anger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2014, 14:01:43 PM
except for when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 14:04:07 PM
Visiting Wigan where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2014, 14:09:47 PM
I was used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 14:14:49 PM
And abused by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2014, 14:40:16 PM
Can the man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 14:42:03 PM
And his big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 15:29:06 PM
corny jokes book
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 21:43:23 PM
While he pierced
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:44:38 PM
the navel of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 21:45:10 PM
Cinders to match
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:47:10 PM
the one Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 21:51:13 PM
Got when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:52:57 PM
he visited Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 21:58:57 PM
Only his was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 21:59:59 PM
cheap brass washer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:01:02 PM
Dangling from his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 22:01:42 PM
left nipple which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:08:05 PM
Has a chain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2014, 22:08:59 PM
with diamond studs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:15:00 PM
Connected to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 05, 2014, 22:20:03 PM
Short and hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 05, 2014, 22:36:36 PM
Scrotum and marbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2014, 05:22:04 AM
Which he liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2014, 06:55:17 AM
Cinders to photograph
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2014, 07:11:44 AM
And keep forever
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2014, 07:20:47 AM
Tattooed to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 08:31:02 AM
Very toned stomach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 09:06:18 AM
amongst the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2014, 09:10:19 AM
Assets she flashed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 11:26:54 AM
To the men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2014, 11:35:24 AM
who were delivering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 11:55:36 AM
Her weekly supply
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2014, 11:58:36 AM
of red hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 12:14:12 PM
Chilli peppers for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 12:50:36 PM
Dreamy curry chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 12:55:15 PM
She feeds to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 12:56:46 PM
Her daughters friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 12:58:27 PM
On a regular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 12:59:33 PM
Food kitchen chain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 13:55:03 PM
And food poisoning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 13:57:11 PM
Never darkens her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2014, 20:08:16 PM
Surfaces that prepare
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 20:45:06 PM
the ready meals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 06, 2014, 20:46:21 PM
That Kenny cooks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 21:03:24 PM
for unsuspecting punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 21:40:28 PM
Of haggis and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 21:42:18 PM
and porridge oats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 21:43:00 PM
With black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2014, 21:47:19 PM
and health threatening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 07, 2014, 05:14:28 AM
Heart problems due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 05:41:32 AM
To all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 09:50:33 AM
fatty food consumed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 09:57:08 AM
And not drinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 09:58:17 AM
the right type
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 10:00:58 AM
Of earl grey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 11:26:08 AM
for discerning drinkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 15:26:37 PM
To savour the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:30:07 PM
delicious bergamot flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 15:34:12 PM
Which satisfies the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:39:10 PM
real men unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 15:40:36 PM
That skirt wearing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:41:57 PM
Kenny who likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 15:44:08 PM
to brag about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:44:59 PM
his very large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 15:46:00 PM
bank balance that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 15:48:31 PM
He wont spend
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 15:49:03 PM
on poor Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 15:51:39 PM
Even though she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:31:57 PM
salivates over her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 16:38:34 PM
Firm and petfectly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:40:46 PM
cooked Wigan buns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 16:41:25 PM
she won't eat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:42:24 PM
but tempt Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 16:43:18 PM
Into her boudoir
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 16:43:54 PM
so she can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:44:39 PM
explore his bulging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 16:46:22 PM
Belly with her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:47:09 PM
heat seeking missiles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 16:50:08 PM
 That she handled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 16:56:52 PM
like a professional
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 16:58:56 PM
Aiming a straight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:00:16 PM
drive down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 17:01:23 PM
Gorbals into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:02:51 PM
orchestra stalls where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 17:04:12 PM
He played his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:05:33 PM
best strumming tunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 07, 2014, 17:05:45 PM
on his pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:08:19 PM
that haven't experienced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2014, 17:09:22 PM
A good blow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 17:10:10 PM
for ages becasuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 07, 2014, 18:25:45 PM
His missus wont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 18:39:05 PM
Go near it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 07, 2014, 18:39:32 PM
So a blow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 18:48:33 PM
Is done by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 07, 2014, 19:01:36 PM
His best mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 19:09:29 PM
While on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 19:11:53 PM
Visit to Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 07, 2014, 19:21:26 PM
At the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 07, 2014, 21:22:36 PM
Pub, the Bobby
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2014, 22:16:40 PM
In darkest Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 08, 2014, 05:10:07 AM
Where a postie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 09:54:17 AM
stares into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2014, 10:11:30 AM
Empty glass and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 10:12:32 AM
eyeing the barmaids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
Whilst pulling a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 10:58:32 AM
whisker from her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2014, 11:21:16 AM
Chin and plucking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 11:23:02 AM
her eyebrows over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2014, 11:26:12 AM
The black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 11:46:11 AM
to add body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 08, 2014, 11:50:30 AM
and texture to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2014, 12:18:16 PM
his pint of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 12:32:44 PM
lime and lemonade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2014, 13:01:49 PM
with a slice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 14:31:47 PM
of jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2014, 15:07:17 PM
Supplied by Tubby
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2014, 15:40:33 PM
And delicately jellid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 08, 2014, 20:15:26 PM
By cockney chas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 08, 2014, 21:02:53 PM
So he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 09, 2014, 05:12:15 AM
Give Dave some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2014, 07:26:25 AM
Finest sea food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2014, 09:40:32 AM
From the sewers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2014, 19:01:47 PM
polluted by Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2014, 19:17:20 PM
and his train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 09, 2014, 20:34:21 PM
Spilling diesel into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2014, 21:23:31 PM
Dave's jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2014, 05:31:31 AM
Which actually made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 06:37:36 AM
Them taste ok
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 08:23:56 AM
to northern palates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 10:40:57 AM
Which are better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 10:42:47 AM
Than all southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 11:58:02 AM
At unstoppable winging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 13:30:21 PM
about Spurs players
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 13:51:24 PM
being exceptionally superior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 15:24:09 PM
Divers all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 17:00:14 PM
Time being monotonous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 18:09:07 PM
Appealing for penalties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 19:14:52 PM
when rigging postings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 19:34:17 PM
in Daves imagination
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 19:59:56 PM
which is perceptive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:01:58 PM
when drinking Shiraz
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:02:50 PM
and drossing with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:04:33 PM
his mate Ron
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:05:31 PM
and Cinders Bobbit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:08:26 PM
Talking about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:10:57 PM
time Cinders broke
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:11:54 PM
the circumcision knofe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:14:18 PM
 :o :o

On the chopping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:14:57 PM
board whilst under
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:16:30 PM
Just saw what I typed - that sounds a bit Norfolk

the influence of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:17:21 PM
Numerous glasses of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2014, 20:17:45 PM
Red or white
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:18:20 PM
vinegar from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:19:10 PM
local Morrison in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:20:22 PM
Sunny Manchester where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:21:26 PM
its not safe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:24:15 PM
To walk round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:25:19 PM
the back of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:26:27 PM
Wigan pier where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:27:09 PM
Cinders hid her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:27:42 PM
stash of pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2014, 20:29:15 PM
So that nobody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:30:04 PM
Would want to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:30:52 PM
mess with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:32:02 PM
Sharp tongue that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:33:00 PM
makes Ena Sharples
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:34:10 PM
look like Cinderella
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2014, 20:35:06 PM
On a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:35:48 PM
  :o :o

Drinking binge where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:36:54 PM
everyone took turns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:37:43 PM
To kiss her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:39:32 PM
on her lovely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:40:20 PM
Tattooed part of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:41:16 PM
bicep which is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:43:05 PM
Tanned and toned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:44:07 PM
looking like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2014, 20:44:38 PM
A bulging hotdog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:45:49 PM
That Can ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 20:46:39 PM
from between her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:51:02 PM
Firm and perfectly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 20:52:09 PM
cooked Wigan pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 20:56:10 PM
That are fattening
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:01:41 PM
and not recommended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:03:54 PM
For people who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:12:55 PM
respect their bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:14:38 PM
And always have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:15:34 PM
their eyes on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 21:16:37 PM
her finest assets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:17:29 PM
and his bank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:18:02 PM
Balance that she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:19:14 PM
blown on loads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:21:09 PM
Of home improvements
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:26:26 PM
and finest wines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:27:45 PM
Always enjoyed by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:28:45 PM
the bottle saving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:29:37 PM
The need for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:30:51 PM
washing up glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:31:48 PM
That always smash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2014, 21:33:06 PM
when three sheets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:34:35 PM
Of lightening strikes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 21:48:15 PM
down upon the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 10, 2014, 21:50:42 PM
Leeds Liverpool canal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2014, 22:46:57 PM
Causing waves to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 10, 2014, 23:54:39 PM
Ripple fairy godmother
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 01:37:48 AM
Drank Cans whiskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2014, 05:19:38 AM
And got micturated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 05:55:28 AM
Before been thrown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 08:32:30 AM
off Wigan Pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 09:40:08 AM
That doesn't exist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 10:43:22 AM
due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:02:20 PM
Lack of beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 12:04:01 PM
upon which to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:08:15 PM
Frolick in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 12:34:25 PM
sand with Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:37:49 PM
And his burnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 12:41:49 PM
bum cheeks which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:43:13 PM
Cinders laughed at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 12:44:11 PM
and rubbed with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 12:49:56 PM
Cold jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2014, 12:51:03 PM
pinched from Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 13:00:01 PM
who wasnt very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 11, 2014, 16:08:02 PM
happy that Jenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 16:44:10 PM
who sold them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 17:57:49 PM
To Kenny who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 18:08:41 PM
Uses aphrodisiacs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 18:10:16 PM
Try and impress
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 18:57:04 PM
And turn on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 19:05:51 PM
The German naturists
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 19:06:57 PM
Flaunting their bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 19:11:11 PM
To all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2014, 19:48:45 PM
Unlucky people who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 19:59:57 PM
Made the mistake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 11, 2014, 21:34:33 PM
of thinking that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 11, 2014, 21:42:38 PM
He was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 00:07:45 AM
Gruesome scots man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 04:30:09 AM
When we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 12, 2014, 07:25:52 AM
The feminine side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 12, 2014, 09:37:14 AM
Of him wears
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 09:53:26 AM
ladies mini skirts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 12, 2014, 09:54:54 AM
And high heeled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 09:58:29 AM
shoes and lacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 12, 2014, 13:43:30 PM
corset that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 13:51:59 PM
Liked to wear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 12, 2014, 14:03:12 PM
when striding the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 14:04:40 PM
girth of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:33:13 PM
Caleta beach camel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 14:39:49 PM
Which had fallen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:40:50 PM
laughing at Can's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 14:41:40 PM
Bad attempt at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:43:08 PM
telling a joke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 14:49:14 PM
To impress cinders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2014, 14:52:53 PM
while checking out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 15:14:11 PM
The size of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 18:57:57 PM
Her puppies noses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 19:08:29 PM
Which pointed towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:09:09 PM
The skies above
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 19:10:56 PM
Which were clear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:12:24 PM
And so hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 19:13:34 PM
That they would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:14:50 PM
Support barbells and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 19:27:51 PM
Not bend an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:34:04 PM
Tassel hook with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 19:42:42 PM
A weighted nipple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 19:52:07 PM
Ring and chain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 20:00:18 PM
Which glistened in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:01:51 PM
The strobe light
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 20:02:40 PM
In paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:03:13 PM
Where she shimmied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 20:06:22 PM
Around the pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:07:30 PM
With her glittering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2014, 20:09:00 PM
Nipple tassels twirling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 12, 2014, 20:14:02 PM
And sparkling thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2014, 06:31:44 AM
That twinkled like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 07:50:47 AM
 :o :o

Her beautiful eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2014, 07:59:57 AM
In the moonlight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 08:06:44 AM
While watched by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2014, 08:26:14 AM
Cockeneeee Dave who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:02:41 AM
was disgusted that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2014, 09:29:33 AM
Cinders thrupennies were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:30:48 AM
largest in britain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2014, 09:36:37 AM
Admired by all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:38:12 AM
lovers of fine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2014, 09:46:15 AM
Silicone enhanced apparel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:50:55 AM
with Manchester waterproofed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 09:59:51 AM
Piercings on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 10:51:52 AM
Lower nether regions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2014, 10:53:34 AM
showing off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 10:56:14 AM
Diamond encrusted ring
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 11:10:47 AM
and knobbly knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 11:12:43 AM
From crawling on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 11:28:01 AM
All fours for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 11:50:28 AM
Slapping her bum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 11:59:45 AM
While she ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 13, 2014, 12:03:43 PM
Strawberries and drank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 12:12:28 PM
Ice cold champagne
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 12:53:28 PM
from Can's welly       
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 13:04:20 PM
Which also contained
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 14:37:13 PM
His viagra and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 14:39:28 PM
And a spare
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 15:43:28 PM
Set of bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 15:54:47 PM
For him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 17:12:39 PM
To serenade her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 17:14:03 PM
Because she likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2014, 19:40:26 PM
To hear his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 19:50:50 PM
Very badly played
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2014, 19:53:08 PM
Pipes give out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:01:14 PM
A very loud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2014, 20:13:58 PM
Noise which needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:21:25 PM
To be recorded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2014, 20:22:40 PM
So that the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:24:43 PM
Southerners could then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:28:08 PM
decide what to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2014, 20:30:46 PM
Do with proper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:32:32 PM
sounds of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2014, 20:33:26 PM
Highlands and not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:34:26 PM
a poor imitation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:39:51 PM
Of cans singing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:43:44 PM
in his barotone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:46:10 PM
Out of tune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2014, 20:54:21 PM
until someone decides
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 13, 2014, 20:59:33 PM
To silence him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2014, 21:50:45 PM
By stuffing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 00:19:18 AM
A Red cortina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 06:40:43 AM
Down his y-fronts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 06:42:31 AM
Then taking a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 06:44:22 AM
Banana and shoving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 06:47:29 AM
It down his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 10:55:21 AM
tractor exhaust that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 11:04:03 AM
He proudly showed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 12:06:04 PM
at all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 12:20:22 PM
starry eyed ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 12:27:18 PM
who needed glasses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 12:32:54 PM
to focus on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 12:39:42 PM
his small onions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 14, 2014, 12:47:51 PM
that had begun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 13:00:25 PM
to start turning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 13:27:09 PM
A purple colour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 13:39:29 PM
because of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 14:52:53 PM
when magnified by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 14:54:43 PM
Kennys old glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 15:23:03 PM
Showed it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 15:32:32 PM
quite disappointing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2014, 16:19:33 PM
See him stood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 16:22:22 PM
with a skirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2014, 16:42:38 PM
Around his ankles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 16:43:23 PM
because he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2014, 17:11:01 PM
Lost his belt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 17:21:07 PM
and had no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 17:23:45 PM
braces or string
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 17:25:15 PM
which was binding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 18:06:35 PM
The whole thing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 18:08:21 PM
Together so not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2014, 18:09:18 PM
To spill over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 18:11:48 PM
And stain the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 20:11:24 PM
Bottom of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 21:14:17 PM
Gusset in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 21:20:45 PM
Pink spotted Speedo's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2014, 21:21:40 PM
Which showed off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 14, 2014, 21:23:49 PM
His very sunburnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2014, 07:11:30 AM
Bits that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2014, 08:25:52 AM
Paraded thru Caleta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 10:01:28 AM
like a cowboy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 10:41:11 AM
on a mission
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 12:59:30 PM
on his way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2014, 13:03:28 PM
to the rodeo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2014, 13:16:10 PM
where he rode
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 14:55:58 PM
a selection of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 16:44:10 PM
camels that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 16:46:12 PM
enjoyed the humps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 16:51:20 PM
reminiscent of Wigan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 16:52:34 PM
Girls extra large
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 16:54:33 PM
breastular regions which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 16:56:43 PM
Are all implants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2014, 17:03:55 PM
Paid for by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:05:16 PM
Young cinders father
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:09:18 PM
who runs the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:10:42 PM
Local architect firm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:11:36 PM
for bra design
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:12:16 PM
So cinders sister
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:13:03 PM
don't flop around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:13:48 PM
Lol


And hit her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:15:24 PM
knees with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:16:23 PM
Very over sized
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:17:27 PM
thru'pennies that have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:18:49 PM
Pierced like cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:20:49 PM
Ouch :o

which made them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:23:16 PM
Very much ouch  :( :o :o


Swell to twice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:24:14 PM
when Danny bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:26:30 PM
So cinders hit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:27:35 PM
his orchestras with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:29:46 PM
Her sharp tongue
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:30:40 PM
which he liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:31:48 PM
On a regular
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:32:53 PM
bases because she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 17:34:04 PM
Wants to train
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 17:36:42 PM
him like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 15, 2014, 18:04:23 PM
Demi god of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2014, 18:59:25 PM
Of the bedroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:00:22 PM
where he usually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2014, 19:04:00 PM
Dresses up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:09:00 PM
girl guide uniform
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 15, 2014, 19:33:00 PM
to try and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2014, 19:34:42 PM
Spice up his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:40:14 PM
fire lighting skills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2014, 19:42:52 PM
Which where damp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 19:44:23 PM
squibs in Cindy's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2014, 19:52:04 PM
Eyes ,so she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2014, 20:29:07 PM
chose to go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 20:41:26 PM
After a healthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2014, 20:50:15 PM
jog along the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:38:06 PM
Golden mile where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:40:38 PM
Pavement pizza's line
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:45:09 PM
Is as long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:47:05 PM
As a dogs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:49:20 PM
Tail that has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:50:50 PM
Ribbons and bows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2014, 22:51:49 PM
Sewn into the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 22:53:14 PM
Ball sack hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2014, 23:02:22 PM
Making it walk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 15, 2014, 23:07:24 PM
 Bow legged like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2014, 04:38:56 AM
John wayne or
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 04:41:50 AM
a busy lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2014, 04:42:23 AM
At the paradise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 04:43:16 AM
where young Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2014, 04:48:50 AM
Likes to strut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 06:19:25 AM
And dance to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 09:53:34 AM
the sound of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 10:00:14 AM
Daves golf clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 10:27:53 AM
as they merrily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 10:32:36 AM
hit kennys large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 10:57:09 AM
head with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 10:58:58 AM
rotting haggis that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 11:01:09 AM
stunk like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 11:11:52 AM
sweaty camels undercarriage     :o :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 11:36:55 AM
attracting the biggest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 11:40:26 AM
swarm of german
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 12:03:21 PM
teletubbies that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 12:19:30 PM
 previously had a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 14:19:56 PM
exposed paradise club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 14:20:44 PM
pole dance with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 14:22:47 PM
big busted Helen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 16, 2014, 14:23:35 PM
Of Troy who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 14:24:05 PM
had a crush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 14:24:32 PM
on a scotsman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 16, 2014, 14:25:33 PM
a handsome man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 14:26:38 PM
with very cute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: KWC on April 16, 2014, 14:55:53 PM
legs, looks and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 15:06:32 PM
Eyes that suggest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 16:27:29 PM
some nocternal activity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 16:38:39 PM
In cinders new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 16:46:39 PM
extra large padded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 16:48:53 PM
pink boudoir with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 16:51:32 PM
fluffy hand cuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 16:54:38 PM
And chains to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 16:55:57 PM
restrain Kenny and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 16:58:26 PM
nail his credentials
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 17:06:14 PM
To her shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 17:09:08 PM
table top cover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2014, 17:19:54 PM
And pour hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 17:21:09 PM
molten wax all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 17:27:44 PM
Over his hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 17:32:42 PM
Big toe which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2014, 17:45:43 PM
She liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 17:54:45 PM
Rub with her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 18:05:10 PM
largest nail file
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 18:48:04 PM
Then giving the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 19:04:33 PM
nail varnish too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 19:16:02 PM
Can for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 19:20:26 PM
rusty old tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2014, 19:21:22 PM
And his trusty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 19:24:03 PM
old sheepdog called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 19:28:03 PM
After his pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2014, 19:29:04 PM
Of close friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 19:31:13 PM
mork and mindy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 20:31:09 PM
Who sleep regularly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:16:36 PM
at the foot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2014, 21:19:32 PM
Of his bed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:20:23 PM
which has seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:28:48 PM
Hundreds of sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:37:14 PM
romanced until they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:38:22 PM
Moved on to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:39:38 PM
Wigan for real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:42:10 PM
Local boys who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:48:35 PM
prefer them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 16, 2014, 21:51:42 PM
Big chested women
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:52:44 PM
who nag like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 21:53:15 PM
Bradford boys nagging
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2014, 21:54:24 PM
because their makeup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 16, 2014, 22:03:46 PM
Was streaked with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2014, 04:40:44 AM
By the smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2014, 05:32:54 AM
Of Cans manure
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2014, 11:29:46 AM
on black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2014, 18:15:01 PM
And beetroot sarnies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2014, 18:36:00 PM
to improve flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2014, 19:33:55 PM
And texture to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2014, 20:34:25 PM
satisfy the parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2014, 22:50:18 PM
That eels cannot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2014, 04:45:54 AM
Wriggle up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2014, 06:34:23 AM
whilst Dave eats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 07:18:30 AM
His afternoon tea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 10:31:15 AM
while the notherners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 10:44:57 AM
Drink white wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 18, 2014, 10:53:38 AM
from a cup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 10:58:16 AM
In the shape
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 11:05:18 AM
of a boob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 18, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
which causes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 11:47:31 AM
hardening of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 12:36:43 PM
Lower men's region
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 12:47:37 PM
just below his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 12:49:38 PM
Tattooed six pack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 12:50:31 PM
that extended downwards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 12:55:00 PM
To a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 13:01:54 PM
roll of sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 13:07:40 PM
Meat seasoned by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 13:28:24 PM
years of submerging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 13:43:32 PM
Into dark murky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 13:49:00 PM
rat infested areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 13:52:50 PM
In cans garden
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 14:00:18 PM
shed where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 14:11:08 PM
Keeps his chains
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 14:54:48 PM
Bagpipes and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 15:09:25 PM
Useless old instruments
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 17:17:42 PM
designed to torture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 17:28:56 PM
People down south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2014, 18:32:55 PM
Who have to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 18:58:20 PM
Put up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2014, 19:03:19 PM
All that Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 19:06:50 PM
Constantly jokes about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2014, 19:18:43 PM
Which is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 19:20:35 PM
Giant pain in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2014, 19:27:44 PM
Bottom and needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 19:37:43 PM
To behave because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:09:20 PM
he's not funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 21:16:01 PM
And needs locking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:16:46 PM
But you won't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 21:18:01 PM
Because cinders wants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:19:42 PM
To keep laughing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 18, 2014, 21:20:50 PM
Because Can always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:21:36 PM
Tells really good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:25:09 PM
girls how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:27:33 PM
Become totally depraved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:29:22 PM
and please Irishmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:31:20 PM
With daily striptease
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:32:17 PM
and sensual massages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 18, 2014, 21:36:54 PM
Along the inner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2014, 21:41:50 PM
regions of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 03:41:59 AM
Large bulging wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 19, 2014, 07:16:31 AM
To dispel the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 19, 2014, 08:40:27 AM
Idea of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 09:35:05 AM
Irish economy crisis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 19, 2014, 10:37:38 AM
That can caused
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 11:13:31 AM
by overspending in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 14:58:28 PM
The paradise club
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 16:02:27 PM
like a man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 19:47:40 PM
Who needed a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 19:51:55 PM
long drink and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 19:52:38 PM
Some irish sausages
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 19:53:29 PM
in Aunt Bessies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 19:54:37 PM
Yorkshire puddings which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 19:56:50 PM
contain too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 20:01:41 PM
Starch and salt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 20:02:50 PM
which clogs the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 20:06:29 PM
Back passage causing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 20:21:26 PM
a nasty rash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 20:35:14 PM
and a burning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 21:59:10 PM
sensation that causes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2014, 22:10:59 PM
A nasty swelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 07:05:47 AM
So he cannot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 09:55:15 AM
pass essential matter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 09:57:15 AM
Like the BS
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 09:58:35 AM
Kenny's bestest buddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 09:59:41 AM
Chanted while drooling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 10:00:42 AM
thinking about Cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 10:09:09 AM
And her luscious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 11:08:18 AM
Firm pierced assets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 12:10:43 PM
 That stand proud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 12:34:56 PM
In her lacey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 13:52:50 PM
Anne Summers finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 13:55:35 PM
To make kenny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 13:56:49 PM
heart rate increase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 13:59:21 PM
While he watched
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 14:00:35 PM
through a peephole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 14:08:42 PM
 :o

At her tiny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 16:02:26 PM
beach hut in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 16:27:30 PM
Manchester city centre
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 18:06:03 PM
it always rains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 18:37:35 PM
G-strings and thongs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 18:43:00 PM
That Kenny wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 18:51:56 PM
While ogling pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 18:57:35 PM
Of cinders profile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 20, 2014, 19:14:14 PM
With his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 19:21:18 PM
Hunched up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2014, 21:21:28 PM
Reveal his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:23:08 PM
But firm haggis
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:24:18 PM
Which is unfit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:25:46 PM
For human consumption
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:26:41 PM
As it may
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2014, 21:26:56 PM
Contain lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:27:44 PM
Cans home grown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:28:44 PM
Crushed viagra pills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:29:49 PM
Which made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:30:39 PM
Rise to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:32:15 PM
Challenge that awaited
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:34:25 PM
Him when cinders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:35:40 PM
Paid a visit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:48:01 PM
To his cave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:51:07 PM
Full of chains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:53:24 PM
And other kinky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:54:34 PM
Toys bought from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:56:32 PM
Cinders favourite shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 21:57:32 PM
Where she spends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2014, 21:58:28 PM
Danny's hard earnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 20, 2014, 22:04:49 PM
Cash on useless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2014, 07:08:03 AM
Things that dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 08:41:28 AM
Get used by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 09:45:48 AM
leaving them unplugged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 11:59:14 AM
So bob has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 12:03:03 PM
a hair raising
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:06:05 PM
Experience with bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 12:13:37 PM
burnt to a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:18:23 PM
Crisp by Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 12:22:02 PM
in the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:25:10 PM
While he enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2014, 12:44:57 PM
A quick drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:50:07 PM
Of strong local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2014, 12:53:31 PM
Beer which made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 12:56:28 PM
Him very drunk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 14:12:07 PM
and all amorous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 14:31:42 PM
Over his curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 17:05:50 PM
Made by his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 17:24:55 PM
Favourite takeaway in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 17:52:07 PM
Preston after spending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 17:53:56 PM
The day naked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 17:58:16 PM
At Cinder's  barbeque
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 17:59:10 PM
Whilst dancing to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 18:01:55 PM
I'm too sexy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 18:03:49 PM
For my kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 18:46:10 PM
And rubbing up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 18:50:28 PM
His barbequed sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 18:54:20 PM
Between her pork
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 18:57:45 PM
Loins which are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 18:59:42 PM
Waxed smooth and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 19:00:46 PM
Throbbing from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 19:02:13 PM
Wax strips pulled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 19:30:16 PM
Off by kenny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 19:50:19 PM
the hairy old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 21, 2014, 19:58:52 PM
Bag pipe player
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2014, 22:02:40 PM
with a nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 21, 2014, 22:19:40 PM
Long pink tuba
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2014, 04:34:04 AM
Which he liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 06:53:43 AM
To play with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 08:53:07 AM
when he couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 12:18:47 PM
Get anybody else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 13:15:50 PM
to fiddle with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 13:48:27 PM
Because it was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 14:53:23 PM
covered in nasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 15:41:53 PM
Burns caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 15:46:44 PM
Cinder's very hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 15:48:07 PM
Chilli peppers she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 15:48:46 PM
slipped into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 15:49:59 PM
Hands when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 15:59:17 PM
got too friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 16:05:02 PM
and roasted her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 16:20:28 PM
Near the coal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 16:43:10 PM
in the bath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 16:55:20 PM
playing with her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 17:09:05 PM
yellow rubber duck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2014, 17:48:13 PM
Whos name was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 18:49:13 PM
Kenny duck because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 22, 2014, 19:19:36 PM
She wanted to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 20:14:27 PM
Show him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 20:31:09 PM
Wet sudsy time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 23, 2014, 04:22:17 AM
And give him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 06:37:19 AM
A wash because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 08:23:35 AM
the dirty old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 08:35:34 AM
Scotsman never shaved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 23, 2014, 17:08:56 PM
under his sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 17:17:22 PM
or used deodorant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 18:43:19 PM
So smelled of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 23, 2014, 18:45:19 PM
rose petals and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 18:51:21 PM
Stale black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 23, 2014, 18:52:51 PM
which excited Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 18:59:02 PM
And caused him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:00:07 PM
To add beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:00:54 PM
To add flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:02:51 PM
So can serve
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:03:56 PM
All the punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:05:03 PM
A Yorkshire delicacy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:05:59 PM
And poisons southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:08:35 PM
Which isn't fair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:09:53 PM
W hen they travel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:10:51 PM
By boat to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:12:56 PM
Avoid  road works
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 23, 2014, 19:29:26 PM
To get to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 21:43:08 PM
Wigan on Sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 23, 2014, 23:56:16 PM
Selling deep fried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2014, 04:53:34 AM
Pooles meat pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 06:49:36 AM
That are gross
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 08:47:36 AM
and very fattening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2014, 13:42:32 PM
So you ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 14:37:01 PM
should avoid them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 24, 2014, 15:35:41 PM
for fear of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 15:39:26 PM
expanding your bottoms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 16:11:46 PM
Which isn't good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 24, 2014, 17:07:03 PM
when wearing Kenny's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 17:38:04 PM
Tartan patterned thong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 18:04:21 PM
and prancing around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:14:38 PM
The canal for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 18:15:31 PM
money thrown by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:18:09 PM
Jon's drunk punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2014, 18:50:34 PM
Hoping for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:52:09 PM
Glimpse of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2014, 18:52:38 PM
Forbidden triangle that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 18:57:42 PM
Scared all southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2014, 18:59:11 PM
Who are said
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 19:01:32 PM
nervous of brazen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 24, 2014, 19:25:57 PM
Northern men who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2014, 20:33:58 PM
are not choosey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2014, 04:35:46 AM
Who they seduce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 09:04:53 AM
with low morals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 12:53:05 PM
In order to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 13:34:39 PM
display their wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 13:53:48 PM
To cinders so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 14:03:05 PM
she can get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 14:18:19 PM
Her wicked way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 14:42:31 PM
with hot chillie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 14:50:49 PM
Sauce on a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 25, 2014, 14:59:39 PM
Bury black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 15:05:02 PM
Then eaten by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 15:16:40 PM
a scottish wench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 25, 2014, 15:48:59 PM
of ill repute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 15:58:11 PM
who hangs out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 16:20:27 PM
With Irish hunks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 18:19:31 PM
who paint wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 18:23:41 PM
Their birthday suits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 18:25:03 PM
which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 18:28:27 PM
Safe as the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2014, 19:09:27 PM
Poster says it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:13:39 PM
Shrinks certain parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2014, 19:25:13 PM
That other women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:26:18 PM
May find hilarious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2014, 19:29:00 PM
When it comes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:32:26 PM
To measuring for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 19:43:05 PM
succulence and goodness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:44:55 PM
That's rare in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 19:46:09 PM
Lancashire men folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:47:38 PM
Because of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 19:49:02 PM
female domination there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 19:57:41 PM
As they always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 20:02:44 PM
wear the trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 20:08:06 PM
To stay in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:31:06 PM
charge because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:32:43 PM
Need to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:34:20 PM
the key decisions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:35:08 PM
About where to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:36:13 PM
keep the pigeons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:37:45 PM
Away from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:38:30 PM
the ferrets and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:39:44 PM
Yorkshire sheep because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:41:13 PM
interbreeding is rife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:42:45 PM
Around the Pennines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:44:04 PM
leading to problems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:45:01 PM
With yorkie folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:48:26 PM
indecipherable speech and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:49:33 PM
Odd food fetish's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:51:25 PM
leading to obesity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 25, 2014, 21:52:19 PM
And loss of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2014, 21:53:16 PM
bladder control which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 25, 2014, 22:42:55 PM
Needs rubber bands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2014, 03:02:31 AM
To tighten things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 26, 2014, 06:13:21 AM
In order to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 09:42:14 AM
keep trousers dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 26, 2014, 10:23:15 AM
From the very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 11:48:03 AM
wet weather up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2014, 12:42:47 PM
Yours Cockeneeee Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 15:00:02 PM
said Yorky Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2014, 15:07:09 PM
in his thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2014, 15:10:16 PM
Eating beetroot sarnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2014, 15:16:25 PM
and watching Shrek
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 16:55:22 PM
in the mirror
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2014, 17:42:13 PM
Who reminds him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 18:31:35 PM
To cut back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2014, 18:58:42 PM
On the curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2014, 20:48:53 PM
And raw broccoli
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2014, 21:01:45 PM
So not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 27, 2014, 00:25:02 AM
Make pee smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2014, 07:57:23 AM
And stink out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 08:20:28 AM
His bar full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 12:24:10 PM
of other ugly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2014, 12:30:31 PM
Can lookalikes who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 12:37:24 PM
scare the children
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2014, 12:43:27 PM
with the sound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 12:51:26 PM
of stripping naturists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 13:21:11 PM
Being naughty in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2014, 13:26:23 PM
In the nude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 13:28:38 PM
While being careful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 13:56:50 PM
when cooking sausages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 14:03:13 PM
To avoid any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 14:05:19 PM
sparks burning the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 14:07:21 PM
Hairy lower regions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 14:08:44 PM
which could ignite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 14:10:56 PM
And cause a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 15:01:38 PM
a flare up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 15:06:14 PM
Of itchy scabs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2014, 15:22:46 PM
Which would need
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 15:27:44 PM
Attending to by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 16:40:14 PM
burning out with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 16:45:41 PM
Cans Irish whiskey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 17:05:22 PM
which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2014, 17:08:58 PM
The best stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:20:11 PM
To rub on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 18:29:19 PM
Ones nether regions

(Welcome back Jon)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:31:10 PM
As it causes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 18:33:59 PM
A large imflamation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:35:26 PM
That can only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:47:51 PM
be eased by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 18:49:18 PM
A gentle rub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:49:53 PM
with a brillo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:52:39 PM
Cleverly rubbed by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:54:02 PM
removing a layer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 18:54:45 PM
To get to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:55:47 PM
the hidden valuables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:02:55 PM
Worshiped by all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:03:42 PM
loose northern ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:07:47 PM
 :o >:(

Who take pride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:09:42 PM
When picking up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:10:12 PM
any chap with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:11:54 PM
A large bank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:12:58 PM
overdraft after they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:17:58 PM
Refuse American express
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:19:19 PM
and don't do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:23:49 PM
Cash back for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:25:39 PM
Southerners wanting bogof
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:27:15 PM
on their purchases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:28:54 PM
Because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:30:12 PM
careful how they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:37:30 PM
Spend their hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 27, 2014, 19:39:02 PM
Earned tax evasion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:40:40 PM
in overseas accounts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:41:45 PM
To pay for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:43:05 PM
Cinders black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:44:06 PM
She won't eat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:44:39 PM
too quickly because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:47:34 PM
It makes her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:48:36 PM
strip off and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:51:40 PM
Flirt with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:57:20 PM
Wigan rugby team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 19:58:30 PM
To fulfill her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:59:23 PM
Needs because she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 20:06:17 PM
Likes to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 21:07:36 PM
Immersed in champagne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 27, 2014, 21:30:48 PM
And strawberries so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 00:49:30 AM
Titivate her fancy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2014, 02:35:21 AM
And sweeten up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 09:43:32 AM
Her bad mood
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 13:20:06 PM
by giving her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:21:41 PM
a rub with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 13:34:19 PM
the sporting life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:40:35 PM
to encourage the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:51:50 PM
hormonal development of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:53:03 PM
her expanding waistline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:53:38 PM
as it accomodates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:55:06 PM
last nights curry          ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:55:31 PM
and impending lodgers  ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:56:28 PM
that is delayed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:58:10 PM
by barrier methods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 13:58:50 PM
until after the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 14:00:11 PM
wiley negotiations of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 14:03:20 PM
very mixed opinion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 14:08:31 PM
with the male
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 14:12:54 PM
who must be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2014, 15:13:52 PM
In a state
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 15:16:41 PM
because hes soft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2014, 15:17:08 PM
And needs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 15:17:46 PM
grow a pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2014, 15:23:37 PM
Of balls and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 15:26:55 PM
be more like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:05:48 PM
an Essex boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:07:51 PM
because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:08:49 PM
the super studs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:09:42 PM
who know how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:33:30 PM
to satisfy women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:34:09 PM
by learning from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:35:07 PM
northern chaps failings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:36:16 PM
which makes girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:37:26 PM
depressed and empty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:38:19 PM
but happy because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:39:01 PM
they can domineer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:40:14 PM
the Scottish and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:41:38 PM
Lancashire wimps who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:42:49 PM
who really don't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:44:14 PM
tick the boxes   (Glad Bob is not about)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 16:46:34 PM
 ;D ;D

for any Manchester
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 16:49:29 PM
girls with attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2014, 17:34:13 PM
Who prefer Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 17:38:19 PM
softies who always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 18:02:39 PM
Make a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 18:48:23 PM
House husbands who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 18:55:05 PM
Tend to their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:01:38 PM
Macho mancunians hunks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:02:37 PM
Then wake up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:04:05 PM
The southern chavs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:05:47 PM
To ask advice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:09:47 PM
On how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:11:41 PM
Perform like mancunians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:14:18 PM
As they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:16:39 PM
The best at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:23:08 PM
Making a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:29:31 PM
Door mat for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:29:53 PM
The front door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:30:54 PM
To stop the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:34:25 PM
Downtrodden Manchester males
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:35:18 PM
Making a mess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 28, 2014, 19:36:34 PM
Innocent Essex girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:37:55 PM
Who don't know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:40:07 PM
What they're saying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:43:10 PM
As don't listen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 19:44:29 PM
To drunken ramblings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 19:51:36 PM
After numerous cocktails
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 20:43:49 PM
And tequila slammers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2014, 20:45:44 PM
To ease the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 20:46:29 PM
Pain caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 20:47:29 PM
The ear bashing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 20:50:37 PM
That Can caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2014, 20:55:02 PM
After a few
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2014, 20:56:20 PM
Naturists paraded around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 28, 2014, 20:59:36 PM
And tried to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2014, 22:47:43 PM
Call Bob Gary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 22:47:59 PM
Blow his bagpipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2014, 04:55:16 AM
And ask him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 06:31:51 AM
Politely to go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 06:58:43 AM
Flash in front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 07:11:55 AM
Of his kids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 09:02:56 AM
for the time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 09:05:13 AM
but they laughed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 09:13:11 AM
and pointed at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:08:58 AM
his miserable excuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 10:15:22 AM
For a pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:16:46 AM
of very swollen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:17:45 AM
knobbly knee caps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:19:33 AM
Just like Kennys          ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:20:08 AM
who is snubbing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:21:07 AM
the heartbroken Cinders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:24:56 AM
who frightened him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:25:58 AM
with her wellies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:26:30 AM
and rather large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:27:30 AM
and very real
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:28:30 AM
personality which is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:31:08 AM
sometimes very feisty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:32:02 AM
and will train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:33:24 AM
Scottish blokes accordingly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 10:38:42 AM
so that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:40:29 AM
will do what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 10:45:29 AM
Cinders tells them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:46:10 AM
or else feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 10:47:56 AM
The back of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 10:49:03 AM
her very sharp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 11:34:53 AM
tongue which will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 11:44:51 AM
Make them never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 11:48:05 AM
need to wash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 11:59:22 AM
Their smooth bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 13:12:36 PM
to prevent them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:13:44 PM
from catching on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 13:17:46 PM
to the front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:20:51 PM
of her bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 13:22:01 PM
where she poured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:23:39 PM
numerous pina colada's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 13:26:18 PM
over her head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:27:33 PM
to smell like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 13:28:41 PM
the local sewer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:29:21 PM
That was cleaned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 13:31:57 PM
out using a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:34:12 PM
leopard print thong           :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 13:39:08 PM
donated by thongman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:40:50 PM
previously worn by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 13:41:58 PM
a large German
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 13:45:30 PM
woman with hairy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 13:52:25 PM
backed friends from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:01:31 PM
the eastern part
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 14:03:03 PM
of Bradford where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:04:02 PM
curry is eaten
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 14:05:42 PM
for any meal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:06:19 PM
with a side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 14:07:22 PM
glass of Cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 14:08:01 PM
with pickled beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 14:52:22 PM
Which is beautiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2014, 15:26:14 PM
With a bit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 15:34:53 PM
of jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2014, 15:35:27 PM
Pie and mash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 15:36:08 PM
and other delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2014, 15:36:53 PM
From East London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 15:40:56 PM
where diamond geezers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2014, 15:56:05 PM
Are ten a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 16:01:15 PM
Penny unlike proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 16:03:29 PM
gentlemen from Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 16:06:17 PM
Drinking Earl Grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 16:10:25 PM
with afternoon tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 16:11:31 PM
of hot crumpets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 16:39:03 PM
and best butter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 17:34:33 PM
Before getting stuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 29, 2014, 17:40:37 PM
whilst eating the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 17:42:15 PM
Gut buster special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 29, 2014, 18:45:46 PM
At the dorchester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 19:21:59 PM
where the rich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 19:31:40 PM
Arabs and Russians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2014, 19:59:29 PM
Do their business
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:10:25 PM
To pollute the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:41:47 PM
Leadenhall Market bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:44:01 PM
With elementary waste
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:45:11 PM
upsetting the Brokers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:47:17 PM
By doing what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:48:05 PM
visitors always do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:48:39 PM
Like our Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:49:35 PM
taking their seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:50:14 PM
On the throne
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:51:04 PM
and drinking Bolly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:51:58 PM
To pee up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 20:53:25 PM
the Gherkin windows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 20:55:15 PM
And dump down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:13:39 PM
the Stock Exchange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 21:15:41 PM
causing it to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:16:42 PM
have a Bear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 21:17:47 PM
and a bull
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:18:53 PM
run freaking out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 21:23:17 PM
Can in Soho
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:24:06 PM
strip club when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 21:25:35 PM
the bull entered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:29:10 PM
and sat on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 21:36:21 PM
his flattened bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2014, 21:37:21 PM
and gored his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2014, 21:38:32 PM
sporran until it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on April 29, 2014, 23:04:20 PM
stood majestically straight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2014, 02:35:14 AM
Upright facing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2014, 07:06:09 AM
Slippery pole and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 08:56:59 AM
Then went limp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 09:01:20 AM
from fright because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 09:17:53 AM
Was scared off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2014, 10:52:40 AM
By Cans tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 11:01:24 AM
And combined harvester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2014, 11:03:07 AM
Which was covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 11:08:22 AM
In cow pats       ;D ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2014, 14:32:46 PM
Drying out so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 14:45:21 PM
could be fried
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 14:55:27 PM
with egg, mushroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 15:04:42 PM
and jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 15:05:34 PM
for improved flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 15:08:26 PM
to serve to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 16:24:33 PM
Hungry northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 16:26:02 PM
who are always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 16:33:14 PM
up for free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 16:36:49 PM
drinks from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 16:44:45 PM
generous southern men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 16:47:51 PM
who shop at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2014, 17:19:52 PM
Charity shops because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 17:37:40 PM
They as tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 30, 2014, 17:43:35 PM
A ducks posterior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 17:45:20 PM
And only buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2014, 18:16:59 PM
replica second hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on April 30, 2014, 18:34:33 PM
Tat from primark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:08:17 PM
And giving to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:18:47 PM
our northern friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2014, 19:20:08 PM
Who take it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:24:23 PM
and sell to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2014, 19:25:12 PM
the southern softies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2014, 19:26:10 PM
Who think they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:27:58 PM
would rather avoid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:31:30 PM
Such cheap filth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:32:15 PM
that  northerners value
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:34:10 PM
To save money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:34:53 PM
to buy gin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:35:39 PM
And cheap tonic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:36:24 PM
to get high
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:37:52 PM
And start talking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 19:40:29 PM
to the wall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2014, 19:42:33 PM
Because no one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on April 30, 2014, 19:46:48 PM
Listens as they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2014, 21:44:29 PM
mumble their words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2014, 22:11:44 PM
And fall into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2014, 02:44:33 AM
A vat of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 06:18:20 AM
Premium Russian vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 10:02:18 AM
made in Wigan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 10:05:12 AM
And consumed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 10:31:21 AM
Cinders other half
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 12:31:36 PM
to numb his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 12:35:46 PM
sense of smell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:14:43 PM
so that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 13:19:11 PM
can avoid Kennys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:40:33 PM
awful chat up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 13:43:37 PM
lines which aren't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:47:39 PM
original or any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 13:53:00 PM
where as good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 13:54:48 PM
or as potent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 14:45:47 PM
as the irish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:05:42 PM
blarney which maidens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:06:51 PM
don't like much
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:10:40 PM
as real action
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:12:27 PM
happens around Manchester
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:13:51 PM
in the rain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:15:42 PM
so dance naked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:17:23 PM
around their handbags
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 15:20:48 PM
At the clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:21:09 PM
of adults only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:21:55 PM
and those of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:23:13 PM
the open minded
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:23:59 PM
and handy with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 15:33:25 PM
Hammers and nails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:34:09 PM
to seal up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2014, 15:35:44 PM
All the holes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:42:45 PM
that were caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2014, 15:44:34 PM
By bad wind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:46:12 PM
from the vindaloo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:48:19 PM
takeaway eaten by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:50:12 PM
exhausted gym members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:51:13 PM
whipped into shape
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:53:03 PM
by Dominatrix herself
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 15:54:38 PM
guarding the door
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 15:55:18 PM
whip in hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 16:00:12 PM
to capture all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 16:15:04 PM
sheep escaping from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 16:15:51 PM
Jons back garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 16:17:50 PM
In perfect Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 16:18:38 PM
where the women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 16:19:09 PM
put up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 17:15:43 PM
Generous loving men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 17:16:35 PM
with deep pockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:02:48 PM
For hands to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 19:27:18 PM
grab all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2014, 19:27:48 PM
Best bits for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 01, 2014, 19:30:10 PM
Nice northern ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:30:55 PM
To handle carefully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 01, 2014, 19:32:16 PM
Like precious stones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 19:32:58 PM
that are flawless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:33:46 PM
With no wrinkles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2014, 19:34:07 PM
To smooth out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 19:36:37 PM
the almost perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2014, 19:39:41 PM
Skin of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 19:46:43 PM
Cold aging hands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 19:51:25 PM
that have been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:02:28 PM
Massaged by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 20:09:29 PM
old dears from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:12:42 PM
Kenny's bingo hall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 20:16:35 PM
where he called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:20:54 PM
Out naughty words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 20:33:46 PM
to offend the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 20:35:51 PM
Elderly fans of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 20:37:49 PM
Bay City Rollers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 20:51:44 PM
who wave there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 20:52:27 PM
walking sticks about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 20:55:58 PM
to the sound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 20:57:14 PM
Andy Stewart signing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 20:58:22 PM
his autograph on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:01:07 PM
Kenny naked rump
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:07:34 PM
Underneath his skirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:10:07 PM
where he kept
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:11:44 PM
cash stashed in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:13:30 PM
Quote from: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 20:57:14 PM
Andy Stewart signing

you meant to put singing didn't you ;D ;D ;D

his tattered old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:14:34 PM
Cheap tacky thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:15:32 PM
that he bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:16:23 PM
Yes, my dyslexic fingers again ;D

from Anne Summers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:18:06 PM
with a gift
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:19:11 PM
voucher from Angel
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Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:20:06 PM
To get her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:21:41 PM
a new toy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:22:36 PM
Because the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:24:01 PM
had worn out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:25:20 PM
Because she hit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:25:57 PM
Danny in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:26:59 PM
mouth with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:27:58 PM
Rather worn rabbit
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Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:28:48 PM
because he couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:29:22 PM
afford any batteries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:30:08 PM
So made her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:31:01 PM
adapt an old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:32:50 PM
withered cucumber to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:33:47 PM
reach the parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:35:08 PM
That need itching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 21:37:01 PM
with sand paper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:37:57 PM
Borrowed from can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2014, 21:39:25 PM
who is expert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 01, 2014, 21:40:26 PM
At internal investigations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2014, 22:08:39 PM
With his pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2014, 07:49:31 AM
That are pushed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 08:14:50 AM
to their limits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 09:25:43 AM
with help from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2014, 09:53:05 AM
His rampant bull
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 09:54:00 AM
who knows how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 10:10:04 AM
to chat up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2014, 10:11:20 AM
His prize heifer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 11:40:43 AM
as learnt from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2014, 12:02:55 PM
old macDonald who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2014, 13:05:59 PM
was a bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 13:17:52 PM
intoxicated by all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2014, 13:18:24 PM
the beauty around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 02, 2014, 13:20:09 PM
the lancashire countryside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2014, 13:20:43 PM
which is best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2014, 13:52:25 PM
if youre blind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 02, 2014, 14:20:06 PM
and tied to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2014, 15:08:23 PM
A Blackpool donkey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 15:27:30 PM
with a carrot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2014, 15:39:28 PM
stuck up its
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 15:53:01 PM
Rear exhaust that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2014, 16:34:32 PM
had gone slightly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2014, 16:50:06 PM
rusty after he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2014, 21:58:50 PM
Got stuck in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 02, 2014, 22:03:49 PM
Between the thighs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 05:45:13 AM
Of a manc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2014, 06:18:14 AM
who was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 07:52:41 AM
Spy working for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 08:37:53 AM
a local gym
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 09:18:45 AM
Who trains for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 09:46:33 AM
using corporal punishment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 10:26:21 AM
Using whips and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 10:46:17 AM
Other punishment equipment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 10:53:20 AM
Whilst wearing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2014, 13:00:36 PM
sporran borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 13:08:29 PM
An old Scotsman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 16:24:37 PM
With a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 16:42:23 PM
Heart that breaks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2014, 19:40:15 PM
Wind when no-one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 19:51:18 PM
Is looking apart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:13:08 PM
Tilting his kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 22:17:44 PM
Blowing it up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:23:03 PM
To display his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 22:25:01 PM
Very big shiny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:27:23 PM
Leather Jock strap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 03, 2014, 22:40:57 PM
Hiding a small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 03, 2014, 22:49:39 PM
Wrinkled appendecture that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 07:26:20 AM
Looked more like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:04:42 AM
A cocktail sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 08:05:32 AM
Which had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:07:08 AM
Lying around for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:07:46 AM
A few years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 08:08:58 AM
Gathering dust and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:09:35 AM
Mouse nibbling it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 08:10:50 AM
Making it more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:13:43 AM
Wrinkled and swollen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:14:06 AM
 than before Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 08:22:43 AM
Got his hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:25:16 AM
Dirty from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 08:25:59 AM
Haggis mixture he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:28:16 AM
Forced everybody to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:45:33 AM
Roll into little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 08:56:55 AM
Balls and stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 10:56:34 AM
Them up his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 11:13:12 AM
Very hot sensitive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 12:56:19 PM
microwave to get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 04, 2014, 13:40:45 PM
His mashed neeps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 14:39:20 PM
Ready for later
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Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 15:22:05 PM
When he goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:20:02 PM
Strolling nude in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:35:17 PM
Edinburgh Tesco where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:35:54 PM
His caber tossing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:37:17 PM
Annoys the shoppers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:40:40 PM
Flashing the cheeks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:47:13 PM
On the meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:48:07 PM
Pole as he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 16:52:08 PM
Offends the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2014, 18:11:43 PM
Who prefer to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 00:06:30 AM
Polish his buttocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 06:43:36 AM
With a wet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2014, 07:42:39 AM
Scouring pad which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 07:55:10 AM
Caused a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2014, 08:03:25 AM
Red patch to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 08:05:51 AM
Match his small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 08:43:37 AM
And knobbly knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 08:46:46 AM
That need tanning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 09:51:03 AM
and plastic surgery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 10:12:05 AM
To enhance the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 11:44:00 AM
the overall roundness
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Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 11:47:19 AM
Of his large
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 11:56:10 AM
beer gut that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:01:09 PM
Hangs down between
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:07:04 PM
His white thighs
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Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:10:52 PM
Where short curly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 12:14:51 PM
hamsters like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:16:38 PM
Creep through dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:19:30 PM
Passageways smelling like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 12:20:48 PM
leeds train station
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:23:13 PM
After Bobs been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:28:20 PM
To play with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:29:01 PM
The train toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:31:33 PM
He used for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:32:50 PM
Large curry deposits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:34:02 PM
Causing a burn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:37:47 PM
To his ring

Brendan Grace (Curry Version) Ring Of Fire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4GwtcXrRFg#)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:40:42 PM
Lol


Making his thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:41:28 PM
Grate like cheese
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 12:50:33 PM
And nipping the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 13:34:04 PM
fivers tucked in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 13:40:27 PM
to his handbag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 13:42:33 PM
from his overtime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 13:45:18 PM
that he earns
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 13:46:11 PM
for doing diddly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 13:53:19 PM
squat except eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 14:12:09 PM
Black pudding and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 14:14:41 PM
mouldy railway sarnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 14:27:16 PM
With a side
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 14:32:00 PM
of cold fries
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Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 14:55:13 PM
Caked in greasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 14:57:47 PM
old chip fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:04:20 PM
And fed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 15:15:55 PM
the paying public
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:26:19 PM
Who took pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 15:34:41 PM
of Cans tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:36:56 PM
And bored everybody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 15:40:02 PM
with his ramblings
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Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 15:40:44 PM
and his jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 15:42:41 PM
that arent even
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 15:44:37 PM
remotely funny to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 15:47:11 PM
any f us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 15:50:42 PM
So he went
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 15:51:47 PM
and spoilt other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2014, 15:53:36 PM
other peoples enjoyment
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 16:01:22 PM
the RSPCA want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2014, 17:43:25 PM
To have words
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 17:47:01 PM
About  abused gerbils
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2014, 17:51:46 PM
That he kept
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 18:20:35 PM
In a tube
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Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:13:40 PM
Down his trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:15:23 PM
To enable them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:17:26 PM
Play ball games :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:21:42 PM
 ;D

And chew on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:24:21 PM
The free nuts :-\
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:25:57 PM
Seasoned with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 05, 2014, 19:35:37 PM
Tasty jerk marinade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 19:40:50 PM
Then eaten by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 20:52:44 PM
Golf club barmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 20:53:49 PM
Whilst drinking beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 20:56:58 PM
Through old socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:01:06 PM
Custom made by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:01:51 PM
Sweaty railway men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:03:34 PM
And smell like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:08:07 PM
Scotsman's crotch which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:14:47 PM
Hadn't been used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:17:02 PM
Or washed for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:18:24 PM
Years due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:21:13 PM
Whiskey drinking and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:22:49 PM
And eating unhealthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:26:42 PM
Deep fried mars-bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:33:44 PM
Dipped in mayonnaise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:37:20 PM
Coated in sprinkles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:41:46 PM
And put on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 21:57:15 PM
A smoked haddock
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 21:58:18 PM
Then nibbled by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:03:10 PM
a Wigan bird
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:03:49 PM
Who kisses Irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 05, 2014, 22:05:15 PM
Gentleman on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:06:26 PM
top of their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:08:35 PM
Game with Wigan
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:10:50 PM
scrambling around for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:15:23 PM
Red dental floss
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:19:55 PM
which pass as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:24:25 PM
Red Wigan thongs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:25:23 PM
the boys love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 22:27:10 PM
To fondle lovingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2014, 04:44:06 AM
Whilst tossing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 06:36:16 AM
Ducks off the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 06:58:48 AM
Canal barge where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 07:29:04 AM
Jon kept his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 07:54:32 AM
Photos of Angel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 08:41:05 AM
in her skimpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 09:17:54 AM
Shorts and her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 10:44:12 AM
Victoria Beckham sunglasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 11:44:05 AM
to impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 15:57:25 PM
Love of her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:00:47 PM
life but is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 16:02:03 PM
yearning for Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:02:33 PM
in his dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 16:03:19 PM
as only he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 16:09:43 PM
Manages wet ones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:10:07 PM
 ;D ;D

through not wearing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 16:12:17 PM
His incontinence pad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:12:41 PM
he borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 16:45:40 PM
Poor old Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 16:46:38 PM
meaning Can has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2014, 16:54:48 PM
Got wet pants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 17:10:30 PM
To wear on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2014, 17:27:08 PM
His days out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:00:17 PM
To sunny Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 18:03:45 PM
From the home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:10:30 PM
That released him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 18:24:17 PM
On day release
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:40:09 PM
On one condition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 18:53:53 PM
That he didnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 18:59:21 PM
Take pictures of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:00:27 PM
Kenny and Angel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:01:46 PM
And put on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:03:23 PM
his zoom lens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:06:35 PM
To inspect Kenny's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:07:58 PM
miniscule excuse for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:09:12 PM
A pair of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:10:14 PM
shrunken pickled onions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:17:59 PM
That tasted like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 19:19:12 PM
A jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:20:53 PM
Spiced up by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 19:24:28 PM
Spicey meat balls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:25:48 PM
after they had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 19:26:30 PM
Been coated in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:27:59 PM
in Melon's special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:30:13 PM
Insanity special sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:32:26 PM
direct from her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:33:29 PM
Perfectly formed toned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:34:55 PM
but well used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:37:14 PM
Pierced one half
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:39:10 PM
her swollen tongue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:40:59 PM
To use for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 19:42:07 PM
Licking the tip
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:43:05 PM
of the expanded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:43:51 PM
 Thighs of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:45:34 PM
oven ready chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:47:01 PM
And basted by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:48:18 PM
Kenny's spare fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:49:34 PM
Sucked out from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:50:59 PM
underneath his skirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 19:54:00 PM
Using the sharp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 19:55:17 PM
teeth that Angel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:02:29 PM
Had custom made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 06, 2014, 20:03:13 PM
For stripping meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:04:59 PM
And deboning slowly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2014, 20:15:20 PM
The boner that ???
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:17:05 PM
Was caused by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2014, 20:18:08 PM
A glimpse of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:23:08 PM
Jon's very handsome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 20:28:07 PM
Red cortina which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:29:00 PM
He let angel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:38:38 PM
have a ride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:41:03 PM
As long as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:43:25 PM
she massaged his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:44:27 PM
Very large ego
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:45:21 PM
until it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:47:07 PM
Twice the size
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:48:09 PM
of an oversized
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:52:16 PM
Pair of melons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 20:57:19 PM
acquired from Waitrose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 20:59:12 PM
On special offer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:02:46 PM
for Aldi customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:04:01 PM
Using vouchers from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:05:31 PM
social security handouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:07:05 PM
Paid for by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:12:18 PM
overtaxed city bankers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:16:46 PM
And their fat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2014, 21:29:28 PM
packed lunches that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 21:30:39 PM
Bob made from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 06, 2014, 22:05:12 PM
BR cheese sandwiches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 06, 2014, 22:08:46 PM
And pickled beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 06, 2014, 22:16:29 PM
With deep fried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2014, 23:21:14 PM
Mars bars from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 07, 2014, 06:30:53 AM
Our lovely Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 07, 2014, 06:50:51 AM
for Can to eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 07, 2014, 06:51:43 AM
Quick change it ;D ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2014, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 06:50:51 AM
for Can to eat

Too late. First red card of Angels career. 4 words. 24 hour ban from this thread ;D ;D :-*

To three words
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 08:35:09 AM
Jon's black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 07, 2014, 09:14:06 AM
with pickled beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 07, 2014, 09:27:34 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 07, 2014, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 06:50:51 AM
for Can to eat

Too late. First red card of Angels career. 4 words. 24 hour ban from this thread ;D ;D :-*

To three words

still dont get it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2014, 09:44:19 AM
A true delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 07, 2014, 14:28:52 PM
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 09:27:34 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 07, 2014, 08:08:03 AM
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 06:50:51 AM
for Can to eat
1    2    3   4


Too late. First red card of Angels career. 4 words. 24 hour ban from this thread ;D ;D :-*

To three words

still dont get it

Your only allowed 3 words  :o, you used 4  :(
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 07, 2014, 14:31:23 PM
I KNOW  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 15:03:27 PM
like jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2014, 15:31:18 PM
From Tubby Isaacs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 15:32:15 PM
using fresh eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2014, 15:35:12 PM
Caught from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 16:22:45 PM
River Lea last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 07, 2014, 18:17:43 PM
Night with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2014, 19:14:02 PM
pair of old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 19:30:14 PM
maggots and a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 07, 2014, 20:30:29 PM
No 6 hook
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 21:46:55 PM
then carefully prepared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 07, 2014, 21:56:37 PM
To skin and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 21:57:25 PM
cook in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2014, 22:12:37 PM
polluted river water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 07, 2014, 22:48:09 PM
With tinkers champagne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 00:25:02 AM
That they drank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 06:51:05 AM
all day long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 06:57:42 AM
Before falling into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 07:07:20 AM
the big hole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 07:14:48 AM
That Can dug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2014, 07:17:34 AM
With his digger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 08:23:45 AM
That he bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 12:48:46 PM
on Ebay with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 12:51:40 PM
his monopoly winnings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 12:55:13 PM
from an Irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 12:56:41 PM
syndicate that was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 12:57:27 PM
printing its own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 13:07:44 PM
go to jail
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:06:10 PM
cards and community
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 14:11:42 PM
chest cos he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:12:14 PM
he thought Boobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 14:14:07 PM
were community chests
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:14:48 PM
for him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 14:16:09 PM
caress whenever he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 14:25:33 PM
thought about ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 14:43:48 PM
who came from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 15:53:15 PM
Wigan and surrounding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 16:00:58 PM
Areas but his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 16:31:47 PM
Not choosy so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 08, 2014, 17:14:38 PM
He spied Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 17:39:59 PM
Ladies of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 17:42:15 PM
Night who charged
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 17:54:33 PM
gullible northern gentlemen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 18:03:04 PM
Like young Graham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 18:06:02 PM
Who would never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 18:07:32 PM
Pay a fiver
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 18:09:40 PM
And luncheon vouchers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:05:28 PM
in exchange for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 08, 2014, 19:12:26 PM
A chip butty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:15:13 PM
with special services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 19:16:29 PM
on the side
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:17:49 PM
with gym membership
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 19:20:43 PM
with H instructing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:23:08 PM
In her pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:23:51 PM
teddy with matching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:25:08 PM
Whips and handcuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 19:28:36 PM
Knew you couldn't resist   ;D

which she used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:31:01 PM
My ears were burning  ;D


On handsome Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:36:10 PM
the Bradford stud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 19:49:27 PM
who smooth talks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:50:52 PM
Only fit girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:51:59 PM
and lady drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 19:53:43 PM
Who make him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 20:17:31 PM
all week kneed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 20:18:31 PM
Especially when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 20:39:00 PM
Can grooms them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 20:45:25 PM
To play with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2014, 20:47:41 PM
His little piglets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 08, 2014, 20:49:11 PM
With very pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 20:51:41 PM
snouts and little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2014, 20:56:22 PM
Pink trotters that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 21:12:37 PM
he holds lovingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2014, 21:13:32 PM
Whilst looking into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 21:39:21 PM
the options of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2014, 21:45:08 PM
A quick marriage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 21:47:37 PM
because the pig
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 21:49:12 PM
was ready to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2014, 21:49:45 PM
To shack up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 21:51:21 PM
due to pregnancy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 21:57:18 PM
but her teats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 22:07:59 PM
appealed to Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 22:10:33 PM
he liked them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 22:29:27 PM
dangling in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 22:50:41 PM
cold cup of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2014, 23:04:31 PM
Milk and whiskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 23:12:50 PM
Adding flavour to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 23:16:26 PM
his haggis and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2014, 23:24:49 PM
His horrible porridge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 06:47:57 AM
Which he made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 06:48:56 AM
a big pot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 06:51:36 AM
Over an open
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 06:52:34 AM
roaring camp fire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 06:54:40 AM
Adding that smokey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 06:57:41 AM
and the bandit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 07:03:27 AM
Feeling to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 07:12:15 AM
mix of vegetables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 07:24:31 AM
That he grew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 07:25:09 AM
Between his toes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 07:45:17 AM
Cos he never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 08:49:22 AM
takes his socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 09:58:37 AM
Off before he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 13:56:32 PM
goes to bed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 09, 2014, 14:04:31 PM
to look at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:37:43 PM
his girly magazines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 15:38:50 PM
whilst playing with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:39:25 PM
his wife's wedding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 15:40:43 PM
photo of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:42:54 PM
white garter which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 09, 2014, 15:46:18 PM
Jon stole from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 15:46:58 PM
Dee's wedding outfit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 15:57:26 PM
after she'd married
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 16:00:42 PM
a better man  ???
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 16:03:16 PM
than young Ron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 16:04:40 PM
who was despondent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 16:05:51 PM
and suicidal cos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 16:08:24 PM
his princess had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 16:09:39 PM
dumped him for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 16:10:32 PM
a sexy younger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:11:13 PM
stud who doesn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 16:12:09 PM
have wind problems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 16:12:33 PM
or blue pills
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:16:14 PM
but plays with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 16:21:05 PM
his marbles when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:22:30 PM
he can't get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 16:23:19 PM
a rise out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:25:19 PM
of the committee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 16:38:13 PM
for drossing when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:39:06 PM
he should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 16:41:10 PM
serving the members
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 16:42:35 PM
and buttering up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 16:49:05 PM
the lady captain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 17:00:23 PM
with his flirtatious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2014, 17:01:10 PM
and rather charming
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2014, 17:15:36 PM
Innuendos about their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2014, 19:14:41 PM
Nice feminine areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 06:01:00 AM
That Can trained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 06:14:29 AM
up to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 06:22:51 AM
Angel of jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 06:25:19 AM
which had people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 09:16:36 AM
crying in despair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2014, 09:40:45 AM
Because they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 09:54:54 AM
just not funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2014, 10:32:50 AM
Even though he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 10:35:10 AM
Groomed her by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2014, 11:25:14 AM
ogling her pics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 13:51:04 PM
On the forum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 14:09:47 PM
while he pleasured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 14:38:12 PM
His tiny pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 15:05:31 PM
excuse for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 15:57:17 PM
Small cocktail sized
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 16:27:12 PM
sausage coated in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 16:30:03 PM
Hundreds and thousands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 17:52:31 PM
With chocolate sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 18:24:06 PM
Topped with cream
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:14:51 PM
With a cherry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 20:17:14 PM
Delicately nibbled by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:21:08 PM
Helen for her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 20:24:40 PM
Afternoon tea with
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Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:56:32 PM
Special treatment for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 20:57:52 PM
Handsome Yorkshire men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 20:59:03 PM
For shortsighted Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 21:09:08 PM
Girls that want
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2014, 21:29:26 PM
To get married
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 21:32:50 PM
In cans shed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2014, 22:03:33 PM
And show them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:04:57 PM
Her sensitive piercings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 22:13:48 PM
Which twinkle in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:14:44 PM
The hot sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 22:19:02 PM
But may burn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:21:56 PM
If goes nude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 22:23:52 PM
So its better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:28:36 PM
If gets rubbed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 22:30:22 PM
With smooth hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:32:51 PM
Covered in cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 22:34:40 PM
Slippery gel which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:39:31 PM
He got from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 22:42:59 PM
Ann Summers shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:44:30 PM
With Dave's discount
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 22:48:55 PM
Bonus card which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 22:49:44 PM
He stole from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 23:01:58 PM
Jons wallet when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:03:41 PM
He was drunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 23:04:33 PM
And left it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:07:56 PM
Next to Dave's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 23:09:46 PM
New y fronts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:10:51 PM
That belonged to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2014, 23:16:37 PM
His best friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:19:26 PM
Who was very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 10, 2014, 23:47:03 PM
Hairy and wide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 10, 2014, 23:52:44 PM
So to much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 00:07:13 AM
Lard makes farts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 11, 2014, 00:08:33 AM
So powerful they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 07:37:23 AM
They blew off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 09:36:43 AM
The chimney top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 10:15:35 AM
and fell on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 10:19:59 AM
Helens wine bottle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 11:35:10 AM
cutting her mouth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 11:39:52 AM
as she swigged
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 11:40:42 AM
the litre size
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 11:43:54 AM
aldi version of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 11:44:56 AM
Bulgarian Shiraz at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 12:02:38 PM
49 pence a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 12:09:05 PM
dozen which lasts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 12:10:47 PM
her a couple
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 12:11:27 PM
hours before hitting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 12:13:02 PM
the cheap vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 12:15:24 PM
and jumping on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 12:28:26 PM
Cans very little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 13:07:26 PM
Finest Irish prime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2014, 13:24:16 PM
sausage flavoured with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 14:03:48 PM
Barbeque sauce from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 16:26:25 PM
The bog of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2014, 20:43:49 PM
Country tiree where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2014, 21:03:10 PM
The little people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 05:31:14 AM
Dress in green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 06:37:45 AM
And dance round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 06:40:39 AM
The rainbow until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 06:47:18 AM
He finds the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 06:52:06 AM
The pot of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2014, 08:08:58 AM
Gold which they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 08:19:57 AM
sent from Wigan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2014, 08:38:56 AM
In exchange for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 08:40:33 AM
whips and handcuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2014, 08:48:43 AM
Which H used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 09:50:32 AM
On Jon and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2014, 10:45:57 AM
Gave him pleasure
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 13:07:33 PM
and stop him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 14:14:08 PM
From moaning on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:04:20 PM
about Bulls losing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 15:09:51 PM
And stupid weddings.   ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2014, 15:13:59 PM
Just because his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:46:52 PM
lost the urge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 15:49:09 PM
To frollick in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:50:29 PM
the Corralejo dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 15:54:12 PM
With his blowup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 15:55:34 PM
swim costume budgy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2014, 16:41:14 PM
That showed off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 17:36:22 PM
his inflated ego
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 18:04:38 PM
And rather short
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 18:09:03 PM
in trouser department
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 18:13:20 PM
But made up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 18:52:13 PM
by being wealthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 12, 2014, 19:00:41 PM
Having won the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:06:24 PM
Bradford Mecca bingo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 12, 2014, 19:07:29 PM
£5 jackpot prize
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 19:10:11 PM
Which he will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:11:04 PM
spend on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 19:13:49 PM
Friends so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:15:05 PM
they'd like him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 19:16:58 PM
And he wouldnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:17:37 PM
be branded tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 19:20:38 PM
But as we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:21:14 PM
know he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 19:22:44 PM
A typical Yorkshireman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:24:00 PM
who is careful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 19:45:03 PM
With his pennies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 19:46:24 PM
and will never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 19:49:17 PM
Buy anybody a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2014, 20:27:08 PM
a champagne cocktail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:29:10 PM
With a sealed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:35:59 PM
Lid so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:37:22 PM
No pennies can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:39:28 PM
Fall out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:50:15 PM
His tight assed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:52:41 PM
Bar with cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:54:09 PM
Boozy mates like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 20:58:58 PM
Southern Essex men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 12, 2014, 21:00:36 PM
And their cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:04:26 PM
Jelly eel sandwich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 21:16:55 PM
Making H gag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:26:11 PM
With some deep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 21:28:39 PM
Sensations in her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:46:58 PM
Lady bits and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 21:49:26 PM
Pink strawberry flavoured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:54:25 PM
Jelly tot and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:06:33 PM
Very toned tanned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 22:06:54 PM
Glass of vimto
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 22:08:26 PM
With ice cubes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:09:49 PM
And decorated with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 22:11:29 PM
A little brolly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:15:46 PM
And bright sparkly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 22:20:44 PM
Sparklers which sparkle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:22:09 PM
And enhance Jon's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 22:31:22 PM
Large red nose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 12, 2014, 22:32:39 PM
That glows when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 22:44:11 PM
He drinks Malibu
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2014, 23:03:47 PM
Or any other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2014, 23:52:05 PM
Juice from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 13, 2014, 07:23:41 AM
Top shelf,where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 07:45:10 AM
He keeps his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2014, 08:54:25 AM
sterodent and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 09:22:17 AM
Potions in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2014, 10:24:25 AM
sexual infections department
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 10:26:21 AM
Of the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2014, 10:27:07 AM
clinic where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 10:31:44 AM
Nurses were pretty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 11:07:01 AM
But rather large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 11:26:34 AM
Breasted which kept
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 11:35:27 AM
Interfering with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 12:08:47 PM
posting on another
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 12:54:57 PM
forum he looked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 12:58:53 PM
at with interest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 13:01:32 PM
to practice on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 13:04:41 PM
anybody who wants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 13:05:14 PM
to broaden their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 15:18:19 PM
Knowledge of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 15:19:13 PM
naughty mind of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 15:28:24 PM
Can who liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 15:28:55 PM
to experiment with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 15:34:21 PM
Candles and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 15:36:38 PM
hot large objects
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 15:48:09 PM
That he puts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 15:49:18 PM
in his pockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 15:51:00 PM
To keep his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 15:54:07 PM
hairy but firm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 16:01:17 PM
Dead caterpillar in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 16:07:31 PM
a warm environment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 19:05:46 PM
made him feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 19:13:43 PM
Extra special so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 19:29:25 PM
that he gave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 19:41:27 PM
Extra loving to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 19:45:56 PM
his beloved tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 19:47:14 PM
That he named
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2014, 20:43:57 PM
after his favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 13, 2014, 20:45:08 PM
Naughty northern angel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 14, 2014, 06:07:52 AM
Who we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 14, 2014, 06:18:28 AM
Is very shy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 14, 2014, 14:46:16 PM
at telling truths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 14, 2014, 14:57:01 PM
but doesnt lie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2014, 19:20:58 PM
about jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 14, 2014, 19:33:24 PM
Which makes her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2014, 19:36:42 PM
drop Ronnie in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 14, 2014, 19:57:11 PM
Her pink dungeon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2014, 20:10:21 PM
and tied him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 14, 2014, 23:15:07 PM
To the bedpost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 14, 2014, 23:15:23 PM
With pink handcuffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 14, 2014, 23:16:02 PM
Which he liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 14, 2014, 23:16:38 PM
Chained to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 06:35:35 AM
Very short legs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 11:28:36 AM
which have seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 11:30:33 AM
No sun for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 11:31:41 AM
at least six
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2014, 11:44:59 AM
years cos he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 12:11:15 PM
Was banned from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 15:49:09 PM
the naturist beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 15:53:49 PM
because he used
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 16:09:38 PM
to flash his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 16:31:12 PM
cod piece at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 15, 2014, 16:57:10 PM
70yr old ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 16:57:55 PM
with purple rinses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 17:20:17 PM
who tried to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 18:03:05 PM
Fondle and pinch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 15, 2014, 18:20:01 PM
Fat ladies bottoms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 18:24:57 PM
Before swiftly being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 15, 2014, 18:25:52 PM
Swallowed up whole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 18:30:48 PM
By fit northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 15, 2014, 18:32:23 PM
We'll hung men ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 18:37:34 PM
And know what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 15, 2014, 18:38:38 PM
Is required from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 18:46:14 PM
Their personal services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2014, 19:12:06 PM
to satisfy their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2014, 19:13:39 PM
Musts and needs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 20:59:44 PM
But left wanting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2014, 21:01:23 PM
another fantastic experience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 21:01:53 PM
Whilst tied up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 21:03:54 PM
Feeding his ferrets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 21:06:24 PM
A very spicy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 21:07:00 PM
Dead racing pigeon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 21:16:49 PM
Which Kenny barbecued
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2014, 21:19:38 PM
in his bedroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 21:20:31 PM
And marinated with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2014, 21:53:48 PM
cheap scotch and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 15, 2014, 22:46:12 PM
Black pudding flavoured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 15, 2014, 22:52:55 PM
Pink jelly tots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2014, 23:56:15 PM
Stuck on her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 15, 2014, 23:57:33 PM
Beetroot flavoured bottom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2014, 23:58:46 PM
Which had baked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2014, 04:37:10 AM
Beans and sausages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 05:09:27 AM
On toast and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2014, 10:38:09 AM
jellied eel topping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 10:52:10 AM
And Dave's crabs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 12:43:04 PM
that started nipping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 12:52:08 PM
at his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 13:01:23 PM
grey and wrinkled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 13:13:14 PM
cockles that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 13:22:11 PM
keeps down his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 13:22:30 PM
Thigh high boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 13:24:22 PM
he borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 13:56:14 PM
the bonkers man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 13:57:36 PM
with the black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 14:05:09 PM
dark clouded mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 14:06:44 PM
that Helen tried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 14:07:25 PM
to lighten with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 14:08:06 PM
her starry eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 14:18:40 PM
but he's bonkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 14:19:28 PM
so she had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 14:20:14 PM
loved but lost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 14:21:45 PM
her darling man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 14:23:49 PM
to the darkside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 14:24:29 PM
so she followed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 14:24:55 PM
cos he's bonkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 16, 2014, 14:25:51 PM
to look after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 15:12:32 PM
his lost soul
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 15:19:27 PM
which was sold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 15:20:42 PM
to the dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 15:27:04 PM
chocolate factory where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 16, 2014, 15:28:18 PM
only fools suffer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 15:30:40 PM
Cans terrible jokes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2014, 15:38:35 PM
Before slashing their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 15:52:47 PM
wrists on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2014, 17:39:34 PM
empty crisp packet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 17:57:35 PM
that bob had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2014, 17:58:07 PM
sold to a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 19:06:03 PM
dodgy station master
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2014, 20:02:10 PM
Who then gave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2014, 20:07:08 PM
Blackburn season tickets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2014, 23:29:36 PM
To all yorkshiremen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 17, 2014, 01:14:35 AM
Wearing Leeds jerseys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 07:41:40 AM
To educate them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 08:07:56 AM
In being mean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 09:44:34 AM
And moody just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2014, 10:06:10 AM
Like someone else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 10:19:51 AM
Who lives in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2014, 10:31:10 AM
A place called
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2014, 11:56:10 AM
Bradford where everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2014, 12:12:22 PM
got along famously
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 12:15:37 PM
And didn't sulk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2014, 13:58:35 PM
when lovely pics
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2014, 14:08:42 PM
of chicken vindaloos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2014, 14:35:05 PM
were posted on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 14:43:43 PM
H's dross bucket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2014, 14:46:03 PM
and flowery pics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 14:47:33 PM
That got removed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2014, 14:50:51 PM
when he threw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 14:59:44 PM
A hissy fit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2014, 16:11:55 PM
Because he didn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 16:14:44 PM
Want to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 17, 2014, 16:44:12 PM
Someone more popular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 16:50:22 PM
Taking the mickey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2014, 16:51:19 PM
when he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 17, 2014, 16:54:07 PM
So famous and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2014, 16:54:50 PM
so he decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 17, 2014, 16:56:14 PM
To wear a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2014, 16:57:26 PM
blond wig and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 17:04:23 PM
some high heels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 17:34:45 PM
With fishnet stockings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 18:39:28 PM
Which made his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 18:51:17 PM
Legs start to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 18:52:25 PM
Wobble has he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 19:01:47 PM
Danced around to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 19:24:26 PM
Boney M,s hits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 19:29:17 PM
And shaking his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 19:29:59 PM
Big fat booty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 19:31:08 PM
Towards all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 19:31:55 PM
Ladies sat in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 19:34:32 PM
His local bingo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 19:38:26 PM
Club who didnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 19:40:22 PM
Like his attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 19:45:10 PM
Due to him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 19:49:26 PM
Being slightly odd
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 19:56:26 PM
And from Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 20:02:10 PM
Who eats very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 20:03:43 PM
Hot curries all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 20:07:32 PM
Day long with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 20:08:10 PM
Rice and pompies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 20:11:27 PM
And beetroot to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 20:25:08 PM
Put on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 20:31:41 PM
BBQ built by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 20:33:15 PM
His lovely wife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 20:42:50 PM
So he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 20:56:40 PM
Cook her favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 21:05:46 PM
Afternoon tea delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2014, 21:27:19 PM
Of black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 17, 2014, 21:29:45 PM
With sprinkles of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 18, 2014, 02:36:09 AM
Jellied eels from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2014, 06:46:52 AM
Tubby Isaac's famous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2014, 10:39:41 AM
East End stall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2014, 10:42:49 AM
Where people flock
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2014, 10:57:46 AM
to sample his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2014, 11:32:19 AM
wares before going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 18, 2014, 13:45:08 PM
For beetroot mayo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2014, 13:56:18 PM
and pints of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2014, 14:00:52 PM
milk stout from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 18, 2014, 15:32:38 PM
His local hostelry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2014, 16:10:30 PM
frequented by Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 18, 2014, 19:21:12 PM
To satisfy his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 05:21:34 AM
Very hungry needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2014, 07:15:46 AM
Which include the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 07:47:10 AM
Whips and gloves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2014, 07:48:53 AM
To groom the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 07:51:00 AM
Yorkshire boys so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2014, 07:52:47 AM
That they do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 08:02:37 AM
What H says
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2014, 08:13:48 AM
eat their greeens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2014, 08:14:58 AM
And baked beeeens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 08:31:01 AM
To make him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2014, 08:38:30 AM
extend his ability
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 10:37:46 AM
To participate in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2014, 13:28:05 PM
physical activities that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2014, 14:06:38 PM
Dont involve drinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 14:07:22 PM
Or eating any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2014, 16:12:19 PM
Red hot curries
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2014, 16:12:58 PM
then polluting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2014, 17:20:07 PM
Toilets of leeds

( who we on about here I've lost track)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 17:52:23 PM
Not sure, you or me think


And causing a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2014, 17:59:42 PM
Bob size blockage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 18:04:37 PM
Which got cleaned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2014, 18:05:56 PM
after much effort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 20:23:54 PM
So he then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 19, 2014, 23:30:08 PM
Went to Greece
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 23:31:01 PM
And drank to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 19, 2014, 23:32:50 PM
Much ouzo so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 23:33:54 PM
He started dancing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 19, 2014, 23:35:19 PM
On a pole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 23:36:40 PM
And hanging upside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 19, 2014, 23:43:52 PM
down flashing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 23:44:44 PM
Bare behind to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 19, 2014, 23:48:30 PM
Watching Greek women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 23:49:21 PM
Who paid him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 19, 2014, 23:53:02 PM
In single dollar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 19, 2014, 23:54:19 PM
Bills tucked into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 06:51:29 AM
His pink mankini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 07:47:32 AM
He borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2014, 07:54:31 AM
Jon who has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 08:05:11 AM
a fetish for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2014, 08:13:09 AM
Anything thats unusual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 08:17:55 AM
that enhances his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2014, 08:24:48 AM
His personal pleasure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 08:25:52 AM
so girls can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 10:00:09 AM
Enjoy a proper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 10:06:05 AM
Northern mature man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 10:07:16 AM
Unlike young Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 10:08:13 AM
Who prefers to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 10:09:24 AM
Enjoy mature men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 10:13:23 AM
And sweet talking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 11:11:15 AM
little old ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 11:13:46 AM
Into parting with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 11:38:38 AM
their weekly pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 12:06:20 PM
so Bob can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 12:09:27 PM
gamble it on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 12:26:38 PM
Blackburn beating Barcelona
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 12:36:57 PM
and bucket shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 12:37:59 PM
where he gets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 12:39:31 PM
very cheap flights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 12:41:13 PM
to exotic islands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 12:41:52 PM
with golden sand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 12:45:29 PM
so he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 14:11:16 PM
wear his thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 14:54:01 PM
and pose for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 15:41:08 PM
the local monks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 16:04:24 PM
Who admired his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2014, 16:06:13 PM
Manly charms and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 16:07:03 PM
Big fat wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2014, 16:11:22 PM
Which was bulging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 16:14:41 PM
with fake notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 16:19:33 PM
He had made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 16:21:35 PM
from his own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 16:34:47 PM
John Bull press
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 17:05:59 PM
Which he nicked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 19:22:38 PM
From dark man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 19:50:49 PM
who tried to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 20:05:38 PM
Bribe H to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 20:07:53 PM
sell her body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 20:10:53 PM
To anybody that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on May 20, 2014, 20:15:24 PM
Was willing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 20:16:04 PM
Put up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 20:17:41 PM
her constant nagging
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 20:18:47 PM
and insatiable appetite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 20:20:28 PM
For hot chilli's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 20:23:29 PM
that make her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 20:26:04 PM
Run much faster
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 20:27:10 PM
to the loo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 20:28:13 PM
where she used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:12:44 PM
Aloe Vera gel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 21:13:44 PM
to ease the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 21:15:23 PM
pain to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:17:29 PM
Lovely and pert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:19:13 PM
Pink rose bud
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 21:21:18 PM
that was punished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:22:02 PM
By her moody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:24:49 PM
Gravel faced boyfriend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 21:26:51 PM
who upset her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:27:21 PM
All day long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:28:09 PM
And made her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:28:56 PM
Cry into her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:31:38 PM
Bowl of vindaloo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:33:08 PM
And ruining her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:34:36 PM
Mild creamy korma
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:36:13 PM
So she couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 21:37:56 PM
ever go to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 21:38:54 PM
down the aisle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:40:02 PM
So she'll go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 21:40:24 PM
to the pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:41:01 PM
Of dark and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:41:55 PM
Flirt with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:43:00 PM
Dark man in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:43:50 PM
A dark booth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 21:44:18 PM
which needs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:45:34 PM
Have candles lit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 21:47:33 PM
and medication provided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:48:14 PM
To show the

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Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:48:57 PM
Dark side of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 21:51:13 PM
the moon which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:51:50 PM
Went behind the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 20, 2014, 21:52:24 PM
Shadow of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 21:53:21 PM
Black rain clouds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2014, 21:55:17 PM
which dumped on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 20, 2014, 22:01:36 PM
The north of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2014, 22:02:25 PM
Manchester as always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 06:30:51 AM
Just to annoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2014, 06:32:46 AM
People in Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 21, 2014, 07:12:52 AM
Who were special
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 07:18:49 AM
appreciation of poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 21, 2014, 07:20:48 AM
Decrepit old Lancastrians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 08:12:33 AM
who always go
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 10:23:39 AM
to seed early
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 11:32:41 AM
and drink alot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 16:03:58 PM
and nag their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:05:19 PM
significant other because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 16:06:39 PM
they are wimps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:11:00 PM
and just can't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 16:12:14 PM
direct women unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:14:54 PM
our southern gent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 16:17:11 PM
who is boss      (hope Jenny doesn't read this)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:18:33 PM
 ;D ;D ;D


when is allowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 21, 2014, 16:19:29 PM
by glorious Jenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:19:56 PM
as long as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 21, 2014, 16:22:03 PM
he wears his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2014, 16:22:45 PM
Long trousers so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 21, 2014, 16:27:29 PM
there's no peeping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:28:33 PM
at his manly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 21, 2014, 16:29:14 PM
fingers as they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:32:33 PM
hold on to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 21, 2014, 16:33:06 PM
his pocket lining
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 16:42:08 PM
that was full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:43:03 PM
of old coins
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 16:43:30 PM
from his piggy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 21, 2014, 16:44:32 PM
bank that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 21, 2014, 16:59:02 PM
pinched from a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 21, 2014, 17:05:29 PM
Pearly Kings shop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2014, 18:06:55 PM
next to Tubby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 21, 2014, 23:40:09 PM
Isaacs famous old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 22, 2014, 00:08:01 AM
Pole dancing shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 02:15:18 AM
Where Dave performed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2014, 05:37:27 AM
Knees up mother
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 06:43:45 AM
Brown with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 08:47:14 AM
Chas and Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 08:50:54 AM
Tribute band that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 08:52:10 AM
sang Rabbit and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 11:32:48 AM
other bad songs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 12:06:13 PM
using cockeneee rhyming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 12:48:42 PM
to confuse northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 13:15:53 PM
which is easy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 13:20:33 PM
because some of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 13:21:19 PM
can't write their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 13:32:27 PM
missing them's out ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 14:05:47 PM
their names or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 14:06:37 PM
just messing with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 14:07:13 PM
forums with ayes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 14:14:18 PM
that annoys all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 14:21:48 PM
except jon and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 14:28:18 PM
Helen because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2014, 14:47:05 PM
Are so in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 14:50:54 PM
touch with their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2014, 14:52:48 PM
Feminine sides that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 14:55:39 PM
Jon even wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2014, 14:57:58 PM
Lacy  knickers bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 15:03:17 PM
from the charity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2014, 15:12:29 PM
Because used knickers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 15:14:30 PM
were his fetish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 16:33:41 PM
before he got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 17:42:24 PM
A telling off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 20:03:50 PM
from the nasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 20:09:44 PM
And very snappy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 20:25:04 PM
H who didnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:26:28 PM
wear any because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 20:31:25 PM
she liked to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:32:18 PM
be ready when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 20:33:24 PM
The dark man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:36:49 PM
is ready for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 20:37:45 PM
Paying a visit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:38:41 PM
in a hurry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 20:39:42 PM
Because he's scared
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:41:09 PM
his wife might
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 20:42:30 PM
Catch him casting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:43:25 PM
his black magic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 20:44:41 PM
on his bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:45:34 PM
which scare the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 20:48:10 PM
Little old ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 20:49:51 PM
causing them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 20:51:00 PM
Spill their earl
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 21:06:14 PM
Derby spring water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 21:09:39 PM
And choke on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 21:11:12 PM
his very large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 21:13:21 PM
Barbecued loin of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 21:19:24 PM
goat found wandering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 21:21:39 PM
the streets of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2014, 21:23:53 PM
Kerry looking for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 21:36:59 PM
the nearest knocking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 21:38:05 PM
Shop to learn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 21:40:39 PM
how to sixty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 21:41:47 PM
Nine to satisfy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 21:46:31 PM
his prize sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 22, 2014, 21:48:47 PM
So he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2014, 22:16:58 PM
Heighten their pleasure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2014, 22:49:34 PM
And produce more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 23, 2014, 06:33:37 AM
Wind to turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2014, 08:12:54 AM
Them into fine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 23, 2014, 13:43:54 PM
Plump and juicy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2014, 14:19:42 PM
lamb chops which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 23, 2014, 14:38:15 PM
Kenny attempted to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2014, 14:49:25 PM
bbq in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2014, 17:55:15 PM
tent where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 23, 2014, 18:26:16 PM
Stood with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2014, 20:06:25 PM
Irish mate speedy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 23, 2014, 20:54:45 PM
Roasting bulls testicles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 23, 2014, 22:12:00 PM
On charcoal fires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 07:13:48 AM
While H marinated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2014, 07:50:15 AM
His pork sausage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2014, 08:51:08 AM
with mustard dressing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 11:57:04 AM
And sprinkles of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2014, 13:34:55 PM
hottest curry powder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 14:08:29 PM
That caused his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2014, 14:39:29 PM
skin to peel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 14:59:08 PM
And come out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2014, 15:35:57 PM
in weeping sores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 15:41:31 PM
So he spread
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2014, 15:47:44 PM
some axle grease
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 24, 2014, 16:09:35 PM
Under the rim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 16:11:00 PM
That started to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 24, 2014, 16:11:31 PM
Curl and blister
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2014, 16:24:19 PM
And it eased
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 24, 2014, 16:28:24 PM
Inside a tasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2014, 16:31:43 PM
Wigan girls pasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 24, 2014, 16:36:16 PM
Glowing tube of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 17:04:47 PM
Vajazzled and beautiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 24, 2014, 17:09:10 PM
Smooth cleft of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 21:34:45 PM
Her body that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2014, 21:49:23 PM
He couldnt resist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 24, 2014, 22:06:38 PM
But she wouldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2014, 22:07:46 PM
Give in and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2014, 07:09:22 AM
And he sulked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 10:26:00 AM
and threw his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2014, 10:29:14 AM
Bagpipes into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 10:30:12 AM
Jacuzzi where Helen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2014, 10:31:18 AM
Tried to blow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 10:32:54 AM
Can's little shrunken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2014, 10:34:18 AM
Widget that had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 10:36:56 AM
wrinkled with redundancy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2014, 10:38:39 AM
Because no-one would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 10:39:46 AM
touch it even
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2014, 10:42:08 AM
If the scabs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 25, 2014, 12:56:40 PM
Tasted a bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2014, 13:21:49 PM
salty due to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 15:43:45 PM
the environment that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2014, 18:34:54 PM
He swam in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 25, 2014, 18:50:04 PM
But was neutralised
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 20:02:23 PM
and had to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 25, 2014, 20:37:55 PM
Pour bleach in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2014, 07:30:00 AM
The delicate areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 26, 2014, 07:31:38 AM
Which caused swelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2014, 09:02:42 AM
Which hadn't happened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 10:04:52 AM
In a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2014, 10:06:21 AM
Decades because of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 10:07:34 AM
His advancing years
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 10:10:39 AM
and lousy chat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 10:17:01 AM
Up lines were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2014, 10:52:04 AM
Sickening to hear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 12:10:09 PM
the same old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2014, 12:14:48 PM
pathetic jokes he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 12:20:52 PM
tells and the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2014, 14:15:26 PM
stupid dark pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 26, 2014, 14:20:59 PM
That made Ron
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 14:46:06 PM
cry in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 26, 2014, 14:52:38 PM
Cold pint of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 14:53:26 PM
flat Yorkshire bitter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 26, 2014, 14:59:00 PM
Which makes him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 14:59:41 PM
horny as a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 26, 2014, 15:06:24 PM
Bull on heat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 16:13:10 PM
And he thinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 16:19:08 PM
he is the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 26, 2014, 17:35:24 PM
Top drawer at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 20:41:52 PM
romancing the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 20:42:28 PM
But they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 20:43:29 PM
not fooled by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 20:44:24 PM
His yorkshire wit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 20:46:47 PM
and his inadequate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 20:48:37 PM
Ways in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 20:49:35 PM
art of speech
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 20:50:51 PM
Which caused consternation 
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 20:51:55 PM
with the Lancastrian
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 21:01:04 PM
Who liked to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 21:02:05 PM
frequent the Bobby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2014, 21:08:48 PM
But now never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 08:21:57 AM
see young Paddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2014, 10:01:03 AM
Which is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 11:47:35 AM
shame because Helen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 12:22:49 PM
would find him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 12:24:17 PM
And show him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 12:25:46 PM
how to dross
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 12:27:53 PM
And behave innocently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2014, 12:43:31 PM
at all times
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 12:45:27 PM
Or Jon will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2014, 12:48:47 PM
go to Bobby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 27, 2014, 17:10:41 PM
with deep pockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2014, 17:33:35 PM
And buy a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 27, 2014, 17:51:30 PM
glass of milk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2014, 20:32:17 PM
for young Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 20:42:42 PM
To mix with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2014, 20:48:57 PM
his farleys rusk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 20:51:05 PM
Then fed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2014, 20:53:04 PM
his poor wife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 20:57:36 PM
Who has to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2014, 21:00:22 PM
sleep on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:02:24 PM
Cold damp floor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:03:38 PM
to keep him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:04:52 PM
Happy because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:05:56 PM
is the boss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:08:13 PM
When she lets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:12:32 PM
people know his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:14:30 PM
Authority in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:16:07 PM
household is total
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:18:11 PM
And very strict
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:23:21 PM
but fair but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:25:54 PM
Kind and loving
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:29:34 PM
and house trained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:33:44 PM
Especially when the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:35:07 PM
Spurs are on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:36:18 PM
Or else he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2014, 21:41:33 PM
goes to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 27, 2014, 21:43:43 PM
Local wine bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2014, 22:16:47 PM
And sulks into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 28, 2014, 00:22:42 AM
A full bosomed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2014, 04:09:34 AM
Young lady who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 08:21:53 AM
compliments his fine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 10:15:37 AM
Hair piece with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 10:28:56 AM
made in China
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 10:33:28 AM
Stamped on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 14:53:17 PM
label that irritates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 14:54:18 PM
his very sensitive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 14:55:28 PM
sun burnt pate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 14:59:36 PM
that requires a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 15:06:43 PM
skin graft and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 15:07:24 PM
a gentle massage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 15:09:30 PM
before sewing in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 15:12:44 PM
a spurs logo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 15:20:32 PM
with hair from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 15:21:34 PM
Bob's back to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 15:24:58 PM
give a blond
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 15:27:30 PM
hair extension to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2014, 15:28:20 PM
Whoever dyes it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 15:29:28 PM
from its natural
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2014, 15:30:44 PM
Origins which are
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Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 15:36:17 PM
normally very dark
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2014, 15:38:09 PM
But can be
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Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 16:03:55 PM
lightened by a
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2014, 16:04:23 PM
A few drops
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Post by: HelenR on May 28, 2014, 16:07:17 PM
of Jons bland
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Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 17:24:18 PM
Home brew ale
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2014, 18:40:45 PM
With yorkshire water
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 21:01:02 PM
the worlds finest
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Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 21:02:38 PM
recycled sewerage that
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 21:04:05 PM
man has created
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Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 21:05:03 PM
for the delights
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 21:17:25 PM
of all mankind
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Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 21:19:23 PM
of devils country
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 21:21:50 PM
called leafy Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 21:25:33 PM
(Dee will kneecap you)

where the finest
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 21:30:36 PM
LOL might as well fall out with both ladies today ::) ::) ::) ;D

tractors entice Can
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Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 21:32:27 PM
to plough up
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2014, 22:05:33 PM
the local fens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2014, 22:11:20 PM
before he descends
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2014, 01:28:25 AM
Upon the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 04:36:33 AM
Tavern to try
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 29, 2014, 07:09:39 AM
And be naughty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2014, 07:25:47 AM
With the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 29, 2014, 07:45:39 AM
Mistresses who want
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 08:28:32 AM
want their body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 14:08:38 PM
massaged and whipped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 15:37:33 PM
By a masterful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 15:38:24 PM
experienced Essex man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 15:38:52 PM
Who just happened
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 15:39:45 PM
to be available
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 15:41:12 PM
To offer his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 15:42:04 PM
full repertoire of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 15:42:51 PM
Chat up lines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 15:44:04 PM
he learnt from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 15:47:03 PM
A young Ronnie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 16:06:42 PM
through a toliet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 29, 2014, 16:07:56 PM
door whilst he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 16:08:45 PM
avoided buying his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 29, 2014, 16:13:01 PM
mates a drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 16:15:15 PM
because he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 29, 2014, 16:17:39 PM
very tight and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 16:18:57 PM
unreliable YB chap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 17:03:05 PM
who is liable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 17:10:31 PM
to throw a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 17:19:54 PM
pyjama party inviting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 29, 2014, 18:20:11 PM
Tall ladies who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 19:16:14 PM
Wear short skirts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 20:09:10 PM
Lacy see through
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 20:35:25 PM
undies that crow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 20:38:40 PM
Builds a nest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 20:41:14 PM
in the soft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 20:44:13 PM
Silky strings of
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Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2014, 20:51:11 PM
of her favourite
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Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 20:57:16 PM
Pink lace thong
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 21:17:33 PM
Which radiated warmth
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Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 21:26:37 PM
Along the line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2014, 21:27:24 PM
Of the equator
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Post by: Can the Man on May 29, 2014, 21:30:37 PM
That circled under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 29, 2014, 21:50:26 PM
A very smooth
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 30, 2014, 05:08:54 AM
Waxed bikini line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on May 30, 2014, 06:32:12 AM
So Jon can
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Post by: Can the Man on May 30, 2014, 13:18:18 PM
lick the smooth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 30, 2014, 16:51:36 PM
creamy white chocolate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2014, 17:36:25 PM
that is situated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 30, 2014, 18:22:54 PM
By the side
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Post by: Can the Man on May 31, 2014, 00:02:24 AM
Of a well
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 31, 2014, 03:42:51 AM
Which was full
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Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2014, 08:40:14 AM
due to recent
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 31, 2014, 10:14:49 AM
Lack of work
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 31, 2014, 16:27:05 PM
He wasnt able
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Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2014, 17:26:08 PM
do the deed
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 31, 2014, 22:11:49 PM
And so had
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2014, 09:21:00 AM
To sell his
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Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2014, 09:33:14 AM
rusty old tractor
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 01, 2014, 14:38:47 PM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2014, 14:45:22 PM
could splash out
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 01, 2014, 16:08:23 PM
On these long
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Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2014, 18:01:15 PM
surgical enhancement processes
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 01, 2014, 18:55:26 PM
So to enable
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 02, 2014, 06:28:51 AM
Him to perform
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2014, 11:37:51 AM
his one man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2014, 13:02:56 PM
Show in paradise
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Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2014, 15:10:43 PM
club where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2014, 15:22:32 PM
Was friendly with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2014, 16:53:13 PM
a pole dancer
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2014, 17:54:09 PM
from  Poland who
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Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2014, 20:09:37 PM
was a part-time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2014, 20:34:11 PM
Veg picker in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2014, 08:00:43 AM
His back garden
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Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 08:39:17 AM
which includes lodging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2014, 10:36:22 AM
In his barn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 12:21:57 PM
along with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2014, 12:58:38 PM
beloved rusty old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2014, 15:46:54 PM
Tractor which smelt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 16:01:34 PM
like Ron's old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2014, 16:10:28 PM
Jock strap which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2014, 16:13:39 PM
He always wore
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 16:25:10 PM
while drossing because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2014, 16:27:25 PM
He needed protection
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 16:28:29 PM
when chatting up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2014, 16:33:22 PM
Strange women from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 16:35:00 PM
Wigan when Lisa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2014, 16:36:26 PM
Happened to see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 16:37:26 PM
her pet name
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2014, 17:07:35 PM
Which was very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2014, 20:03:48 PM
Exotic and made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2014, 20:33:12 PM
her angry that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2014, 21:10:36 PM
He thought he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2014, 22:37:12 PM
Could get away
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 07:36:33 AM
Without paying his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2014, 08:07:42 AM
complements to her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2014, 11:13:45 AM
Like Dave does
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 11:57:36 AM
But thats another
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2014, 14:33:55 PM
story cos he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 04, 2014, 14:56:46 PM
Afraid of Jenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 15:15:11 PM
Who certainly wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 04, 2014, 15:21:20 PM
The trousers in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 15:24:41 PM
The cockeneee household
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 04, 2014, 15:28:28 PM
Where the pearly
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 15:40:49 PM
King is ordered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2014, 15:56:11 PM
About like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 16:04:59 PM
Little boy who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2014, 16:30:40 PM
was responding to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 16:35:41 PM
the boss of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2014, 16:39:34 PM
the local anti-bullying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 16:40:02 PM
cybernet forum brigade
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2014, 16:41:38 PM
who quickly respond
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 16:42:19 PM
when the button
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2014, 16:42:50 PM
is pressed they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 16:47:51 PM
jump into action
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2014, 16:48:52 PM
and cut off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 16:50:01 PM
the phone line
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2014, 16:50:46 PM
and remove their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2014, 16:55:19 PM
affiliation to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2014, 21:08:21 PM
worlds best forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 04, 2014, 23:59:48 PM
Confusing the hell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2014, 03:32:22 AM
Out of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2014, 08:43:46 AM
Irish contingent who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2014, 13:13:08 PM
Didnt know if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2014, 13:54:24 PM
they were coming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2014, 13:55:25 PM
Or going to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2014, 16:27:20 PM
get their posts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2014, 17:25:27 PM
and mistakes were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2014, 21:00:55 PM
edited by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 06, 2014, 03:26:30 AM
Dark man returning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2014, 04:36:38 AM
From his holiday
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2014, 08:10:44 AM
as a raven
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2014, 15:40:28 PM
was flying overhead
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2014, 15:52:07 PM
and dropping great
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2014, 15:55:04 PM
dollops of poo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2014, 15:56:25 PM
over Jon in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2014, 18:06:49 PM
His beloved Bradford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 08:50:06 AM
pub garden when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 16:18:06 PM
The clouds began
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 16:47:00 PM
to dilute his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 17:40:04 PM
Best yorkshire bitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 21:23:16 PM
and ruined his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 21:33:53 PM
Night out with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 21:34:37 PM
Dee while his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 21:46:44 PM
Lovely wife Lisa
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 21:47:51 PM
shreds his clothes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 21:50:13 PM
And made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 21:52:17 PM
go to work   (if you can call it work)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 21:56:03 PM
And actually get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 21:56:45 PM
his hands dirty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 22:00:31 PM
But it was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 22:06:28 PM
a false alarm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 22:09:22 PM
And he didnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 22:11:26 PM
have to serve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 22:14:29 PM
Any beer to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 22:15:43 PM
 night time golfers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 22:18:13 PM
Who play with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 22:19:10 PM
balls that can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 22:20:10 PM
Be inflated when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 22:21:29 PM
the alcohol takes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2014, 22:26:06 PM
It nasty hold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2014, 22:27:38 PM
and the yips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2014, 07:05:38 AM
Made it impossible
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2014, 08:20:37 AM
to putt into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 08, 2014, 11:17:08 AM
The basket hoop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2014, 11:45:52 AM
so he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2014, 17:10:47 PM
 To go back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2014, 18:27:24 PM
and buy a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2014, 20:29:48 PM
Round for all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2014, 09:28:12 AM
the studs up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2014, 09:29:16 AM
In West Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2014, 09:49:42 AM
who annoy ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2014, 09:53:51 AM
who ask for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2014, 10:02:51 AM
compliments but get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2014, 10:03:22 AM
nothing but abuse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2014, 10:04:17 AM
from that cruel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2014, 10:11:34 AM
yorkshire tongue that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2014, 11:34:32 AM
Hurts Lancashire lassies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2014, 11:36:21 AM
So it was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2014, 11:37:35 AM
So painful that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2014, 15:54:26 PM
He had to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2014, 17:03:19 PM
get on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2014, 23:29:54 PM
High horse and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 10, 2014, 01:59:21 AM
Ride into sunset
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2014, 07:27:39 AM
Before Admin decided
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2014, 08:08:49 AM
they were one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2014, 08:52:58 AM
of the culprits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2014, 12:36:10 PM
and we're innocent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 10, 2014, 13:35:36 PM
until we're proven
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2014, 14:29:50 PM
But as we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2014, 20:02:59 PM
Don't boil bunnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2014, 21:05:13 PM
We will see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 08:02:04 AM
the world cup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2014, 08:33:24 AM
Hoping that England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 09:58:50 AM
Will at least
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 10:19:19 AM
Win a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 10:30:24 AM
Corners before losing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 15:52:23 PM
to some bunch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2014, 17:37:55 PM
Lancastrian who was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 18:03:06 PM
Dave put bunch not butch ya numptie ;D

Hitting the vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 20:19:26 PM
and spilling it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 20:21:31 PM
down his mouldy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 20:23:40 PM
old blue suede
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 20:24:23 PM
shoes that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 20:25:21 PM
inherited from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 20:33:20 PM
best mate in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 20:35:57 PM
Accrington who died
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 20:41:37 PM
from the smell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 20:47:21 PM
of the rotting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 20:53:20 PM
british rail sarnie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 20:56:53 PM
that was revived
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2014, 21:00:30 PM
by soaking in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2014, 21:04:23 PM
the old stream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2014, 23:36:10 PM
Shed which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2014, 08:44:47 AM
used by immigrant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 12, 2014, 09:06:06 AM
Escapees from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2014, 09:20:50 AM
escaping to Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 12, 2014, 09:37:16 AM
For international immunity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2014, 10:01:35 AM
which they all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2014, 13:00:58 PM
refused and sent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2014, 22:34:18 PM
Back to Guisley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2014, 05:12:38 AM
Gods own land
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 13, 2014, 05:55:07 AM
And made to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 13, 2014, 06:51:07 AM
look for passports
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2014, 08:06:32 AM
so they could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2014, 10:17:18 AM
Meet their Princesses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2014, 13:04:41 PM
and pose for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 13, 2014, 13:48:29 PM
a few piccies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2014, 16:24:59 PM
for posting on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 13, 2014, 21:21:06 PM
The forum for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2014, 21:29:33 PM
All to laugh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 13, 2014, 21:32:51 PM
And point in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 14, 2014, 07:29:43 AM
the general direction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2014, 08:33:38 AM
of his Pinocchio
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 14, 2014, 12:40:31 PM
Little stub end
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2014, 13:06:29 PM
but rapidly growing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2014, 15:35:05 PM
Due to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2014, 17:24:55 PM
the porkies he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2014, 20:14:34 PM
told about his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2014, 20:29:04 PM
great successes at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2014, 21:08:52 PM
Playing darts on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 09:40:47 AM
Monday nights when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 09:44:52 AM
We all know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 09:46:16 AM
his inventive chalking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 09:49:34 AM
Makes him look
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 09:50:30 AM
better than he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 09:52:58 AM
Really is but
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 09:53:55 AM
they all know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 09:55:59 AM
How bad he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 09:56:48 AM
deludes himself about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 09:59:05 AM
Being inferior to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 10:08:05 AM
the southern dudes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 10:12:28 AM
Who,s heads are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 13:31:28 PM
full of pride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 20:34:37 PM
And yorkshire bitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2014, 21:54:36 PM
which is weak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2014, 22:37:57 PM
Just right for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 16, 2014, 05:31:03 AM
The delicate guts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2014, 06:43:34 AM
Of young Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2014, 07:30:42 AM
Who,s used to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2014, 08:42:32 AM
real men's beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2014, 08:50:38 AM
From Yorkshire breweries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2014, 09:16:25 AM
With frothy tops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2014, 11:01:12 AM
And not flat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2014, 11:03:49 AM
cap whippet keepers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 16, 2014, 14:15:46 PM
Like some southern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2014, 15:57:57 PM
Yorkshire bread local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2014, 23:30:36 PM
Is that inbread?
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 02:19:09 AM
or just his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 17, 2014, 06:42:30 AM
way of eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2014, 07:24:29 AM
His local bread
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 08:05:36 AM
and black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2014, 08:07:43 AM
Which is delicious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2014, 08:09:03 AM
With some beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2014, 08:20:13 AM
Unfortunately ignorant southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 08:30:14 AM
respect their bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2014, 08:32:01 AM
Missing the delights
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 08:33:06 AM
of fatty foods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2014, 08:48:47 AM
Which can only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 17, 2014, 09:50:48 AM
Lead to bigger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2014, 09:52:07 AM
Stronger healthier northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 10:54:15 AM
lard arses that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2014, 11:09:20 AM
Rule the roost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 15:09:34 PM
in their dreams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2014, 16:37:30 PM
but to show
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 16:47:48 PM
off their failings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 17, 2014, 17:07:58 PM
When playing Italy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2014, 18:34:59 PM
They let them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2014, 19:00:40 PM
Pretend they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2014, 19:27:00 PM
being bullied by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2014, 20:12:40 PM
Some strange people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2014, 22:02:13 PM
Who can't take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 18, 2014, 01:09:36 AM
The truth to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2014, 03:29:22 AM
Realise that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 18, 2014, 07:17:47 AM
were always going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2014, 07:51:38 AM
to get caught
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2014, 10:08:57 AM
For being false
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2014, 17:25:11 PM
And just pretending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2014, 18:12:19 PM
To drink plenty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2014, 18:12:46 PM
Of different drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2014, 18:17:00 PM
Every minute of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2014, 18:18:35 PM
The day and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2014, 18:20:22 PM
Give plenty of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2014, 19:55:39 PM
abuse to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2014, 20:00:40 PM
Onlookers who where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2014, 20:18:47 PM
trying to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2014, 20:40:46 PM
patient and making
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 18, 2014, 21:32:32 PM
plenty of comments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2014, 21:41:33 PM
that didn't make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 18, 2014, 21:46:49 PM
a blind bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2014, 22:47:55 PM
Of sense to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 18, 2014, 23:17:37 PM
anyone who drosses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2014, 02:37:07 AM
But it sounded
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 19, 2014, 07:05:12 AM
more like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2014, 09:59:26 AM
Very bored whatever
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2014, 11:37:14 AM
after too many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2014, 12:31:36 PM
large glasses of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2014, 14:42:14 PM
Red wine which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2014, 15:05:11 PM
are good heart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2014, 16:47:28 PM
Needs to keep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2014, 17:34:06 PM
to ward off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2014, 18:01:26 PM
All the unwanted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2014, 18:41:20 PM
side effects from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2014, 19:30:05 PM
That extra strong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2014, 19:50:01 PM
Yorkshire ginger beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2014, 22:01:38 PM
That Dave drinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 04:08:06 AM
when on wagon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2014, 04:39:37 AM
Because southerners are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 20, 2014, 07:05:51 AM
such lovely people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2014, 07:12:08 AM
Sharing there eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 20, 2014, 07:19:35 AM
and half price ...........(spelling  ::) )
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2014, 08:01:19 AM
White stiletto shoes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 09:06:17 AM
and designer sunglasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2014, 09:41:03 AM
To hide the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 09:51:14 AM
bags under the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2014, 13:51:55 PM
eyes caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 14:54:56 PM
excessive nocturnal activities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2014, 15:11:58 PM
Of their neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 15:41:39 PM
who are at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2014, 16:54:34 PM
this time doing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 17:37:09 PM
things they shouldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2014, 19:09:48 PM
But who cares
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 20:05:12 PM
when England can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2014, 21:02:50 PM
Be a.r.r.s.s.ed  to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2014, 21:16:47 PM
raise a sweat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2014, 21:40:34 PM
So why should
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2014, 06:04:57 AM
we give them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2014, 08:01:54 AM
Our hard earned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2014, 10:25:32 AM
money to keep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2014, 12:51:38 PM
Them in plush
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2014, 13:22:41 PM
Mansions with vast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2014, 13:38:28 PM
 :gardens and  pools
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 21, 2014, 21:19:25 PM
When all they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2014, 22:12:51 PM
Pose in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2014, 06:51:35 AM
Designer mankinis with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2014, 09:07:58 AM
Jon and Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2014, 09:21:50 AM
Applying Bob's mascara
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2014, 09:26:55 AM
To make him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2014, 09:28:05 AM
Look more attractive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2014, 09:35:01 AM
To the fairer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2014, 09:39:56 AM
Haired German men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2014, 09:40:54 AM
Who liked the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2014, 09:53:15 AM
Rugged Lancashire type
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2014, 09:57:13 AM
Not like those
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2014, 11:36:42 AM
West Yorkshire softies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2014, 12:28:04 PM
Who just girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2014, 12:39:56 PM
Laugh at because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2014, 19:18:06 PM
they just cant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2014, 20:00:58 PM
 Believe how small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 23, 2014, 02:35:12 AM
Their male appendix
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 23, 2014, 06:57:55 AM
looks after they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2014, 07:59:35 AM
Go swimming in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 23, 2014, 16:47:03 PM
extremely cold water
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2014, 20:05:58 PM
in the naturist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 23, 2014, 20:34:42 PM
Beaches of Fuerteventura
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2014, 21:42:12 PM
And parade around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 02:31:32 AM
For all to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 09:15:12 AM
compare against their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 09:47:23 AM
Own tiny shrivelled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 13:43:58 PM
Little muscle and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 14:43:11 PM
Cockeneee Dave said
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 15:54:10 PM
Tubby Isaac wouldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 16:03:09 PM
Sell rotten eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 16:03:47 PM
or dodgy winkles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 16:05:10 PM
Unless he didnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 17:50:36 PM
test their freshness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 19:29:11 PM
By sucking them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 19:32:53 PM
without his false
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 19:35:03 PM
Leg on as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 19:43:16 PM
he used the old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 19:52:59 PM
Four word story
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:17:55 PM
because he can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 20:20:13 PM
Seem to count
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:23:10 PM
but being a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 20:23:56 PM
Sound young man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:24:49 PM
and clean living
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 20:25:31 PM
and a cockeneeee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 20:25:54 PM
To boot,but
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:27:04 PM
a love machine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 20:28:02 PM
moved next door
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:29:42 PM
to the Shoreditch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 20:30:50 PM
Arms which Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:33:24 PM
uses as his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 20:41:01 PM
his love nest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:42:17 PM
to coach Yorkshiremen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 24, 2014, 20:43:39 PM
on the fine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 20:44:32 PM
art of pleasing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 20:54:34 PM
A young ewe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 24, 2014, 21:15:53 PM
to part with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 21:18:24 PM
Its furry legs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 24, 2014, 21:22:01 PM
that were always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on June 24, 2014, 21:26:49 PM
Open when requested
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 24, 2014, 21:29:21 PM
so that everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 21:31:05 PM
picked on poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on June 24, 2014, 21:32:54 PM
Feels the draft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 21:38:25 PM
of the northerly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on June 24, 2014, 21:43:00 PM
Delights to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 21:51:34 PM
avoided like mad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on June 24, 2014, 21:53:15 PM
At ones peril
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2014, 21:54:13 PM
of nasty diseases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on June 24, 2014, 21:56:30 PM
If left untreated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 24, 2014, 22:08:48 PM
Will fester and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2014, 22:11:59 PM
Cause you to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2014, 22:41:48 PM
need hospital treatment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 24, 2014, 22:46:15 PM
For distended toe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 25, 2014, 06:51:08 AM
and itchy armpits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 07:17:41 AM
Which can be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 15:34:32 PM
deloused easily by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 15:37:52 PM
Some strong DDT
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 15:39:12 PM
and a scrubbing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 15:40:41 PM
Brush to get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 15:41:20 PM
to the parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 15:44:28 PM
That are hard
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 15:45:05 PM
to get to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 15:45:46 PM
To make sure
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 15:46:17 PM
there are no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 18:33:15 PM
Nasty little things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2014, 19:19:22 PM
hiding beneath the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 20:08:45 PM
Cover of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:17:00 PM
jar of jellied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2014, 20:19:02 PM
eels which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:20:53 PM
bought from Tubby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 20:21:27 PM
Issacs fish emporium
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:22:17 PM
from Petticoat Lane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 20:22:59 PM
Where the ruffians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2014, 20:23:31 PM
like Dave frequently
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:24:46 PM
peruse the wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 20:27:35 PM
Of the ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:29:38 PM
pleasure appliances like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 20:30:14 PM
Jon has in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:30:56 PM
bedside drawer which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2014, 20:32:49 PM
He likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:33:40 PM
keep topped up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2014, 20:35:36 PM
with ever ready
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2014, 20:36:42 PM
batteries and vaseline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2014, 22:50:32 PM
For his sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 07:18:49 AM
Wrist which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 07:38:05 AM
Had sprained whilst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 07:39:16 AM
Partaking in physical
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 07:45:40 AM
Activity of darts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 07:46:34 AM
Because flicking your
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 07:49:36 AM
Arrows is strenuous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 07:51:20 AM
Work and lifting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 07:52:25 AM
A pint glass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 07:53:28 AM
Full of Yorkshite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 09:13:01 AM
gnats pee is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 09:59:41 AM
a favourite tipple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 13:47:57 PM
of cockeneeee Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 17:26:43 PM
Who doesn't like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 18:50:04 PM
northern ale because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 18:57:36 PM
its toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo strong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 18:58:46 PM
for cockeneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 18:59:33 PM
whos so soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 19:02:22 PM
and eats Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 19:06:05 PM
covered in jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2014, 19:18:57 PM
which are better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 19:24:17 PM
for your digestion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2014, 19:30:43 PM
only if swallowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 19:31:34 PM
without even chewing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2014, 19:38:29 PM
you will feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 19:42:15 PM
quite sick soon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2014, 19:45:27 PM
so keep a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2014, 19:48:01 PM
eye where the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2014, 19:51:37 PM
sick bucket is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 19:54:51 PM
before he throws
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 19:55:32 PM
the black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 19:56:52 PM
against the wall
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 19:58:10 PM
to kill it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:13:13 PM
And sucks beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:16:19 PM
to take the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:17:22 PM
Lippy from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:18:36 PM
Jon's beer glass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:19:11 PM
Before Dee notices
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:21:15 PM
that he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:23:10 PM
Been putting chewinggum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2014, 20:26:15 PM
on Daves bum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:30:08 PM
To stick him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:32:06 PM
where the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:36:02 PM
Shines daily in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:37:55 PM
the event that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:39:22 PM
The chewing gum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:40:32 PM
has been recycled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:42:37 PM
From Dave pants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:43:27 PM
of finest quality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:46:03 PM
Donegal sack cloth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:47:17 PM
which was redcycled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:50:29 PM
From donkey blankets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:53:10 PM
which Can bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:54:54 PM
Cheap from Blackpool
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:57:25 PM
help the aged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 20:58:25 PM
Tower keeper men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 20:59:42 PM
from Preston where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 21:00:26 PM
The wives knit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 21:02:01 PM
Bob's bobble hat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 21:04:20 PM
For the donkey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 21:05:10 PM
that Blackburn signed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 21:07:21 PM
As a hooker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 21:09:38 PM
to entertain the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 21:10:16 PM
Pensioner Ball boys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2014, 21:11:15 PM
who attend every
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 26, 2014, 21:12:57 PM
Blackburn  Tottenham game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2014, 21:30:13 PM
to see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2014, 10:05:42 AM
Londoners win again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2014, 10:18:12 AM
At diving in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2014, 11:07:19 AM
the deep end
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 27, 2014, 13:39:53 PM
where they drown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2014, 14:44:45 PM
in Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 27, 2014, 14:51:45 PM
after losing again
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2014, 14:58:12 PM
because Venky's starve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 27, 2014, 16:05:29 PM
and Macky Dee's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 27, 2014, 16:22:34 PM
is waiting for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2014, 17:05:29 PM
A bus for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2014, 22:08:57 PM
Gareth to take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 27, 2014, 23:19:52 PM
A large bite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2014, 03:22:57 AM
Out of somebody
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2014, 08:52:45 AM
That tasted like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2014, 10:09:39 AM
A nice Italian
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2014, 10:11:32 AM
garlic marinated lamb
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2014, 10:13:34 AM
That made Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2014, 10:17:22 AM
rush to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2014, 14:50:36 PM
Loo in Leeds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2014, 14:59:38 PM
before tackling a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2014, 17:02:41 PM
Big mac and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2014, 22:05:04 PM
Mac nuggets covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2014, 06:28:41 AM
In BBQ sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2014, 09:11:21 AM
Which he devoured
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 09:57:50 AM
while he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2014, 16:45:32 PM
waiting for jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 17:04:41 PM
To buy him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2014, 19:31:56 PM
that large vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 29, 2014, 20:21:59 PM
In the bobby
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 20:34:43 PM
In darkest Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 29, 2014, 20:35:47 PM
Where you risk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 20:37:24 PM
Your life going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 29, 2014, 20:38:46 PM
Into a pub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 20:40:16 PM
With a full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 29, 2014, 20:44:08 PM
Curry belly flabbing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 20:45:42 PM
over the waist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 29, 2014, 20:47:00 PM
Of Jon's pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 20:47:53 PM
Mini skirt which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 29, 2014, 20:51:09 PM
Paired with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2014, 21:01:22 PM
Pink man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2014, 02:38:38 AM
Looked quite fetching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 30, 2014, 07:21:10 AM
don`t forget the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2014, 08:01:44 AM
Sandals and socks ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2014, 09:47:54 AM
and thongman thong ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2014, 09:51:58 AM
Borrowed from Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2014, 10:15:27 AM
which is embroidered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2014, 13:39:40 PM
with glittering shamrocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 30, 2014, 13:56:59 PM
on the front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2014, 16:15:19 PM
Dazzling all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2014, 17:45:32 PM
the Paradise lovelies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2014, 19:12:30 PM
who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2014, 20:14:26 PM
to caress his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2014, 21:04:38 PM
Little shamrocks which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on June 30, 2014, 22:00:40 PM
Stand tall and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 01, 2014, 03:55:00 AM
Wink at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2014, 06:48:21 AM
old ladies on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 07:42:58 AM
The greasy pole
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 07:49:10 AM
as he loses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 07:54:22 AM
His best pair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 07:55:32 AM
boxers which were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 10:06:37 AM
Tied to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 10:34:32 AM
flag mast outside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 11:32:07 AM
The paradise club
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 12:11:52 PM
which the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 13:35:50 PM
such as Steve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 01, 2014, 15:31:30 PM
Got discounted entry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 15:41:02 PM
so he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 19:04:59 PM
spend more on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 19:36:00 PM
treating the girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2014, 19:46:12 PM
to egg sarnies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 19:47:16 PM
laced with Viagra
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2014, 19:49:45 PM
so they would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 19:50:20 PM
think he looked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2014, 20:19:02 PM
like a stripper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 20:20:25 PM
with tassels on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2014, 20:41:08 PM
their walking sticks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 20:50:52 PM
and zimmer frames
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 21:08:01 PM
covered in glitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2014, 21:50:03 PM
that excites Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2014, 21:54:10 PM
so much that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 01, 2014, 23:53:26 PM
He recruits pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 02:38:00 AM
To wash his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 04:05:18 AM
Pipes out with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 05:22:03 AM
Some bleach and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 07:06:31 AM
a long hose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 07:14:39 AM
Inserted up to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 02, 2014, 07:21:18 AM
the maximum height
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 07:35:05 AM
Were the pain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 10:45:28 AM
Is the greatest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 12:19:03 PM
and lasts longer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 13:46:35 PM
than Daves neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 15:15:33 PM
after a double
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 15:53:24 PM
Brandy laced with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 16:15:12 PM
essence of viagra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 18:28:15 PM
To help them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 19:03:12 PM
keep going for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 19:05:09 PM
The entire night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 19:08:18 PM
without stopping for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 19:10:06 PM
A comfort break
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 19:15:37 PM
Because that would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 19:17:17 PM
Interrupt the marathon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 19:22:59 PM
And dave wouldnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 19:24:05 PM
Distract young Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2014, 19:28:31 PM
Who had his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 19:29:43 PM
eye on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 19:44:34 PM
the Russian bird
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 20:06:04 PM
with the long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 02, 2014, 20:48:31 PM
flowing wispy moustache
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 20:54:06 PM
that he caught
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 21:08:02 PM
when trimming hedges
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 02, 2014, 21:31:10 PM
with his electric
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 21:33:16 PM
device obtained from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 21:45:41 PM
Ann Summers where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 21:47:09 PM
Dee regularly frequents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 21:48:34 PM
to buy her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2014, 21:51:00 PM
personal equipment which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2014, 22:19:13 PM
Ron pays for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 02, 2014, 23:15:04 PM
Dees personal pleasure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2014, 04:27:54 AM
Which in return
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2014, 07:00:08 AM
makes for better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2014, 07:41:59 AM
and ready for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2014, 14:17:16 PM
Her meet up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2014, 14:27:34 PM
at Talk of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2014, 14:52:20 PM
Town with Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2014, 18:55:53 PM
sniffing around her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2014, 18:58:08 PM
handbag for signs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2014, 19:35:26 PM
Of spare money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2014, 21:07:51 PM
to invest in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2014, 21:28:22 PM
him a pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 03, 2014, 21:41:09 PM
And pink cocktail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2014, 04:39:51 AM
For his beau
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 04, 2014, 06:58:01 AM
with the big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2014, 08:08:29 AM
box of special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2014, 09:31:52 AM
Chocolates for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2014, 10:59:04 AM
Princess but laced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2014, 12:24:08 PM
it with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2014, 13:05:48 PM
aphrodisiac made from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 04, 2014, 13:17:40 PM
Lewtress Eurycoma Longifolia

Google it  :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2014, 15:39:35 PM
Which Jon buys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2014, 16:24:41 PM
From corner shop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2014, 16:29:00 PM
On his tab
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2014, 16:33:33 PM
Because he was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2014, 17:59:30 PM
Hoping that Lisa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 04, 2014, 18:45:51 PM
Would like his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2014, 19:56:26 PM
Charms to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 04, 2014, 20:00:34 PM
Nice and stiff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2014, 05:26:05 AM
So that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2014, 08:05:25 AM
Could pole vault
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2014, 09:23:42 AM
over the fence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2014, 09:34:02 AM
And see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2014, 09:38:40 AM
Sunburnt German bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2014, 09:48:55 AM
Lying naked on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2014, 10:10:20 AM
Can's patio where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2014, 10:43:51 AM
He told jokes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2014, 11:45:16 AM
and bored them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2014, 16:07:19 PM
Stiff which wasnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 06, 2014, 01:57:42 AM
Necessary because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2014, 06:35:20 AM
Had already fallen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 08:54:47 AM
Asleep whilst waiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2014, 09:01:06 AM
For the punchline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 09:10:02 AM
Which never came
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 09:37:21 AM
or if it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 09:38:19 AM
Did we missed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 09:39:16 AM
the sense of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 09:47:07 AM
The occasion,but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2014, 09:56:27 AM
Nobody finds them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 10:04:00 AM
So its off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2014, 10:10:46 AM
To the pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 10:13:50 AM
And forget about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 10:22:00 AM
his torturous puns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 06, 2014, 14:14:00 PM
So Jon takesover
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 14:21:09 PM
with his droll
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 06, 2014, 14:21:45 PM
Northern humour that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 14:23:09 PM
is Bernard Manningesque
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 06, 2014, 14:25:23 PM
With lots of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 14:26:30 PM
swearing and Irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 06, 2014, 14:28:02 PM
Ooohhhh Rrrrring to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 14:33:24 PM
with loads of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 06, 2014, 14:37:25 PM
Mash potato and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 17:29:45 PM
Some sausage on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2014, 17:45:32 PM
a Yorkshire pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2014, 20:31:57 PM
With curried beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 06:19:44 AM
And black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 07:03:51 AM
So he would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 08:12:01 AM
Be able to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2014, 08:12:55 AM
bring it up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 08:17:03 AM
When he meets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2014, 12:22:58 PM
Dee in September
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 12:52:54 PM
And hope she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2014, 13:13:35 PM
Brings some money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 16:12:44 PM
Because jon being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 16:26:28 PM
A poor pauper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 16:27:27 PM
And not tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 16:28:13 PM
Like some we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 16:29:56 PM
Know from down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2014, 16:31:01 PM
Preston way who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 16:40:11 PM
Actually spend more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 16:48:55 PM
Than crafty cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 16:53:49 PM
Who just pretend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 17:00:28 PM
That they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 17:00:54 PM
Loaded but we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2014, 17:12:54 PM
Know bling when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2014, 18:05:02 PM
we buy it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2014, 20:47:13 PM
And that stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 07, 2014, 21:07:40 PM
Helps Looky Looky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 08, 2014, 06:59:14 AM
Love you longtime
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2014, 09:58:18 AM
and look macho
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2014, 10:46:07 AM
Wearing designer hankies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2014, 11:18:21 AM
initialled in blue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2014, 12:11:03 PM
an italic D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2014, 15:46:31 PM
Delilah aka Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 10, 2014, 17:55:11 PM
Who is Ronnies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2014, 19:19:33 PM
Princess who likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 10, 2014, 19:31:21 PM
to play bingo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 10, 2014, 23:11:44 PM
but will show
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 07:06:30 AM
him how to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 11, 2014, 07:08:23 AM
sunbathe without any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 07:25:38 AM
clothes on because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 11, 2014, 08:03:15 AM
He likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2014, 09:04:04 AM
flash his oversized
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 10:30:19 AM
Extra fat marrow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 11, 2014, 10:35:39 AM
Like hairy legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 11, 2014, 10:43:13 AM
to the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 10:48:56 AM
But he's only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 11, 2014, 11:05:46 AM
A pigeon chest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 11:06:50 AM
Who Dee adores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 11, 2014, 11:10:17 AM
Rubbing seudo cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 11:12:20 AM
Into his sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 11, 2014, 11:19:17 AM
Sun burnt butt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 12:06:51 PM
after he fell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 11, 2014, 12:11:15 PM
into the TOTT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2014, 12:27:29 PM
for a game
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2014, 15:43:11 PM
with the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 12, 2014, 00:37:47 AM
Who like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 12, 2014, 07:15:10 AM
Have a game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 12, 2014, 08:06:28 AM
Of find the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2014, 09:12:28 AM
birth mark where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 12, 2014, 09:56:12 AM
It is hidden
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2014, 11:26:55 AM
by the overhanging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 12, 2014, 15:11:25 PM
beer belly which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2014, 16:23:39 PM
was filled with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 01:36:22 AM
Flat cockeneeee ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 08:08:50 AM
And Tubby's finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 08:54:05 AM
Mate Dave spewed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2014, 08:56:47 AM
Up after 2
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:00:54 AM
Disgusting black puddings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:05:06 AM
Were smashed over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2014, 09:09:23 AM
His jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:08:31 AM
Cooked to perfection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:09:08 AM
In flat ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2014, 09:11:17 AM
And Thames  brine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:10:11 AM
Carefully filtered through
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:11:20 AM
Some old gusset
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:12:04 AM
That was last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:13:03 AM
Worn by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:14:42 AM
Incontinent great aunt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:16:16 AM
Who married Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:16:48 AM
In shotgun style
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:20:49 AM
Because she was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:31:53 AM
impregnated by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:31:26 AM
Prize bull which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 09:33:46 AM
is short sighted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 09:33:41 AM
So instead mounted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 10:23:21 AM
Can's poor snake
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 13, 2014, 10:38:07 AM
on to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 12:28:36 PM
fireplace so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2014, 12:59:19 PM
It made Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2014, 19:24:08 PM
Cry buckets of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2014, 23:49:24 PM
Tears from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2014, 02:30:01 AM
Big blue eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 05:14:19 AM
So everyone needed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2014, 07:04:47 AM
to get out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 07:08:44 AM
The tissues and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2014, 07:24:26 AM
wipe the mess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 07:48:26 AM
From off his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 09:22:25 AM
massive outpouring of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 14, 2014, 13:44:10 PM
Crocodile acidic mucus
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 15:12:40 PM
onto his best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 15:22:13 PM
Set of pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 15:34:28 PM
found abandoned in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 14, 2014, 16:11:50 PM
Bobs lockup in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 16:40:31 PM
Tamaragua where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 16:41:57 PM
Kept all stolen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 14, 2014, 16:44:31 PM
tassels and bras
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 16:45:12 PM
That Can took
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 14, 2014, 16:47:07 PM
from Jennys dresser
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 16:46:55 PM
Who lives in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 14, 2014, 16:49:18 PM
the golf club
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 16:49:28 PM
Stud bar where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 14, 2014, 16:51:37 PM
Dave propped up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 16:50:52 PM
The bar takings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 14, 2014, 16:53:14 PM
buying condoms from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 16:57:12 PM
Jon to sell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 16:58:28 PM
On to Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 16:59:13 PM
For his next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 17:00:09 PM
Conquest who looks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 17:02:04 PM
Like Benidorm Madge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 17:02:48 PM
On her mobility
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 17:03:44 PM
Allowance which Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2014, 17:06:25 PM
Spends on vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2014, 18:53:31 PM
And walking boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2014, 20:58:08 PM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 15, 2014, 05:49:37 AM
can lavish her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 07:24:46 AM
With a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 09:10:52 AM
walk across the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 09:44:34 AM
Pennines to God's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 11:18:44 AM
scrap yard where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 11:33:56 AM
Decent honest people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 14:04:13 PM
eat black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 15, 2014, 14:12:54 PM
and beetroot tart
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 15:14:04 PM
to fill their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 17:07:49 PM
rotund beer bellies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 17:27:41 PM
Making them cuddly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 20:24:03 PM
To Essex girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 20:31:55 PM
who like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 20:34:36 PM
Bit of meat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 20:35:34 PM
on there hunks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 20:38:49 PM
To keep them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 20:37:58 PM
in line so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 20:56:33 PM
That they do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 20:57:20 PM
win the dare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 20:58:13 PM
And wear pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 20:57:18 PM
satin thongs which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 20:59:32 PM
Dont arf chaff
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 21:00:10 PM
but the ointment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 21:01:05 PM
Works after a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 21:04:18 PM
two hour application
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2014, 21:05:00 PM
Rubbed in by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 21:06:16 PM
a paradise girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 21:06:39 PM
that Can had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 21:08:57 PM
hired for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 21:08:35 PM
duration of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2014, 21:11:52 PM
holiday for continuity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2014, 21:39:52 PM
and to give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2014, 05:32:17 AM
Out lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2014, 06:06:14 AM
Punchlines to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2014, 08:46:53 AM
disappointed young lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2014, 11:49:42 AM
who didn't find
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2014, 15:17:15 PM
his performance satisfying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 16, 2014, 16:46:50 PM
so Dave took
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2014, 18:29:23 PM
pictures to post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2014, 18:57:11 PM
in Cans office
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2014, 19:37:08 PM
So that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2014, 20:30:00 PM
can practice his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2014, 20:46:07 PM
snake charming skills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2014, 21:02:41 PM
on the old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2014, 21:15:58 PM
Slippery one called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2014, 21:54:04 PM
can the fang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2014, 06:53:14 AM
Who liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 07:39:23 AM
Nibble on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2014, 08:06:23 AM
Nail clippings as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 10:34:38 AM
his source of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 12:03:40 PM
roughage for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 13:14:42 PM
breakfast meal before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 14:03:42 PM
he tackles the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 17, 2014, 14:06:01 PM
slimy london eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 14:08:17 PM
Which Dave brings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 17, 2014, 14:12:52 PM
up north when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 14:16:04 PM
visits beautiful yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 15:19:35 PM
To educate the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2014, 15:57:29 PM
Himself on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 16:06:31 PM
poor northern grammar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 17:25:35 PM
Schools which are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 17:46:05 PM
breeding ground for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2014, 17:54:52 PM
Cant say that ::)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 18:01:17 PM
depends what you put next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 19:14:00 PM
cant say that ::)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 19:27:28 PM
use your imagination
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 19:28:09 PM
and put something
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 19:30:14 PM
positive that will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 19:33:07 PM
not be offensive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 19:33:55 PM
to my northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 19:39:31 PM
mates who are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 19:40:51 PM
you for banter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 19:55:49 PM
don't make sense ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2014, 20:20:39 PM
Sense it aint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 21:30:10 PM
from cockeneeeeee Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2014, 22:19:56 PM
with predictive text
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2014, 22:43:01 PM
That he blames
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2014, 02:52:05 AM
On his ipad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 07:00:55 AM
Which he nicked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 08:49:17 AM
his finger on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 09:40:57 AM
In his haste
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 11:25:45 AM
post his witty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 11:42:14 AM
comments about young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 13:40:04 PM
Jon and his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 18, 2014, 13:43:31 PM
merry band of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 18, 2014, 14:02:06 PM
happy northern mates
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 14:31:01 PM
Who pick on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 14:35:44 PM
poor old pensioners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 15:24:07 PM
from the south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 15:33:33 PM
who try to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 15:34:58 PM
be respectfully polite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 15:35:59 PM
and educate the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 15:37:20 PM
poor Lancashire surfs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 15:47:02 PM
but philistines cant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 16:20:07 PM
be taught that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 16:39:36 PM
jellied eels are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 16:52:25 PM
a true delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 17:25:13 PM
that Lancastrians don't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2014, 17:37:24 PM
Concern themselves with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 18:11:46 PM
because they give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2014, 19:44:18 PM
Not a dam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2014, 21:21:53 PM
For wholesome food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2014, 22:55:22 PM
Like pie and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2014, 02:49:10 AM
Jellied eels because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2014, 07:26:51 AM
That fodder is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 19, 2014, 09:21:32 AM
Just like sawdust
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2014, 10:27:06 AM
to a butcher
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2014, 10:36:14 AM
Of fine food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2014, 12:34:23 PM
Where dripping and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2014, 13:22:57 PM
bread is sold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2014, 17:21:31 PM
To unsuspecting punters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2014, 20:03:13 PM
With southern accents
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2014, 03:32:21 AM
Who wouldn't touch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2014, 05:31:12 AM
Their wallets to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2014, 07:57:47 AM
Waste their cash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2014, 08:08:55 AM
Which is pre-decimalisation
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2014, 14:03:58 PM
When a pound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2014, 15:57:32 PM
Was a pound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2014, 16:37:41 PM
not 100 pennies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2014, 20:57:39 PM
Or 200 halfpennies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 07:41:11 AM
But still was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 07:42:48 AM
A lot of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 08:20:00 AM
buying power which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 08:42:04 AM
Resulted in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:31:52 AM
Romance between the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 09:33:01 AM
poor northern boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:35:07 AM
And his fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:37:52 AM
Kick boxing chum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 09:38:28 AM
Larry from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:38:58 AM
Local gay bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 09:39:25 AM
mainly frequented by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:40:06 AM
Blokes from Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:40:55 AM
That look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:41:45 AM
Train guards in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:42:16 AM
Fancy dress because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 09:42:57 AM
of their flair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:43:39 AM
In doing nowt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:44:07 AM
But drink all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:44:39 AM
The cheap vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:45:17 AM
With a dash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:46:02 AM
Of cheap gin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:46:49 AM
Bought from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:48:19 AM
Bar in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:49:58 AM
Fancy games room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:51:33 AM
Decorated pink for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 09:53:29 AM
His manc enemy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 09:57:00 AM
Who chained him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 10:00:58 AM
To a four
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 10:10:06 AM
Poster bed and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 10:11:51 AM
Poured very hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 10:13:59 AM
Baby oil over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 10:18:00 AM
His well toned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 10:25:06 AM
Chest that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 10:51:07 AM
Tattooed with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 17:27:03 PM
Burnley club badge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2014, 18:07:21 PM
And red rose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 19:41:26 PM
On his right
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 21:46:24 PM
Cheek that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 21:49:10 PM
Didn't have tanned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2014, 21:55:55 PM
Because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 22:03:12 PM
Tight trunks he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2014, 23:18:12 PM
Kept his budgie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 26, 2014, 23:24:09 PM
Well hidden from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 05:59:33 AM
View because it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2014, 06:23:24 AM
Would scare the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 06:34:08 AM
Life out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2014, 06:35:12 AM
All the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 06:36:37 AM
Except for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2014, 07:29:59 AM
bunny boilers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 07:37:29 AM
Love to play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2014, 07:38:07 AM
with long needles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 08:02:35 AM
Knitting dish cloths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 27, 2014, 08:26:27 AM
For the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 08:31:40 AM
Butcher to use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 27, 2014, 08:59:42 AM
When chopping a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 09:11:53 AM
Few rotten chops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 27, 2014, 09:23:57 AM
To feed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 09:28:06 AM
Selwyn who would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 27, 2014, 09:34:09 AM
Take to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 09:36:41 AM
His girl from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 27, 2014, 09:37:54 AM
Over the hills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 09:41:33 AM
So she can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 27, 2014, 09:42:52 AM
Tease him with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 10:58:59 AM
Her saucy pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 27, 2014, 12:00:39 PM
Of her tanned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2014, 16:31:07 PM
and well toned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2014, 17:00:27 PM
Body which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2014, 20:19:58 PM
sautéed in finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2014, 21:11:03 PM
Dark tanning oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2014, 22:13:36 PM
Before exposing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2014, 04:35:32 AM
The people of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 28, 2014, 05:10:16 AM
Yorkshire and the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2014, 07:14:03 AM
Men got excited
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 28, 2014, 07:18:45 AM
Because they don't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2014, 07:45:04 AM
Mess about like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 28, 2014, 08:09:39 AM
Older Scottish people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2014, 08:29:23 AM
Who run a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 28, 2014, 08:36:27 AM
Brothel named after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2014, 08:55:19 AM
The skirted wonder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 28, 2014, 09:24:24 AM
Who vanished because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2014, 09:56:38 AM
he sat on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 28, 2014, 12:28:05 PM
A rather large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 28, 2014, 13:45:18 PM
pile of ants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2014, 15:36:55 PM
that infiltrated his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2014, 19:43:25 PM
White Y fronts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2014, 19:44:13 PM
and disappeared up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 28, 2014, 23:29:13 PM
The dark glen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 28, 2014, 23:50:48 PM
And caused a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 06:47:20 AM
Terrible rash to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2014, 08:01:11 AM
Turn the stomachs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 08:19:28 AM
Of the most
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2014, 08:29:03 AM
hardened pole  dancer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 08:36:35 AM
Who had seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2014, 08:49:40 AM
Can totally naked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2014, 09:02:59 AM
when he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 09:43:24 AM
Drunk on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 09:45:23 AM
Homebrew he made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 09:50:42 AM
From his marrows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 09:52:17 AM
Mixed in with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 10:00:08 AM
His pickled cabbage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 10:01:33 AM
Which smelt like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 10:03:26 AM
The crutch of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 10:06:48 AM
A very old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 10:10:47 AM
Kilt that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 10:16:41 AM
Wears to bbq
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 10:31:26 AM
In his kitchen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 10:38:21 AM
To annoy his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2014, 12:25:33 PM
Followers on twitter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 13:22:52 PM
who idolise the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 13:27:13 PM
Hairy white legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 13:38:28 PM
that he parades
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 13:46:01 PM
around the glens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 29, 2014, 14:14:19 PM
shooting the grouse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 14:23:35 PM
then plucking his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 15:35:41 PM
Feathers until he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 15:37:14 PM
choked on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 15:40:43 PM
Giblets which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 15:44:59 PM
had marinated in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2014, 15:45:57 PM
stale porridge oats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 15:46:42 PM
Which he mixed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2014, 15:47:48 PM
in his sporran
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 15:50:23 PM
To give a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2014, 15:51:17 PM
stale sweaty flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2014, 16:31:13 PM
for any girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 29, 2014, 17:08:28 PM
to inhale deeply
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2014, 17:10:48 PM
And blow out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 19:53:02 PM
in little bubbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2014, 21:07:00 PM
Just like the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 21:34:32 PM
cockeneeees who like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 29, 2014, 22:14:36 PM
Drinking Newcastle Brown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2014, 22:32:52 PM
From a pretty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 29, 2014, 22:53:40 PM
Yorkshire man's tankard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2014, 07:38:21 AM
With encrusted crystals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 08:22:52 AM
And a pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 09:29:39 AM
pair of frilly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2014, 09:40:50 AM
Knickers that must
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 11:21:05 AM
always match his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 12:00:32 PM
gay pride socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 12:36:10 PM
he proudly wears
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 13:16:22 PM
Around Lancashire when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 15:57:53 PM
he visits the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 15:58:47 PM
Preston rambling club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 16:01:48 PM
that walk round
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 16:02:43 PM
the local hills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 16:04:07 PM
completely stark naked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 16:04:33 PM
eyeing up sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 16:06:02 PM
to ask out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 16:12:43 PM
For a meaningful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 16:13:47 PM
and fulfilling night
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 16:20:27 PM
In a railway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 16:22:02 PM
carriage filled with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 16:25:38 PM
Blackburn's entire supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 16:28:43 PM
who all chanted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 16:30:20 PM
Who are ewe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2014, 18:51:57 PM
in the baa
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 19:38:54 PM
with the pretty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 19:50:43 PM
Irish man who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 19:51:40 PM
couldn't manage to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 19:57:51 PM
Play a tune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 20:12:36 PM
on his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 20:59:43 PM
Old and rusty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2014, 21:01:14 PM
penny whistle that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 21:02:13 PM
He nicked from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2014, 21:05:11 PM
the Cartier Shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 21:16:01 PM
With help from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2014, 21:50:03 PM
Can the man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 21:51:53 PM
When he acquired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2014, 21:53:09 PM
A pair of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 21:54:24 PM
The latest fashion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2014, 21:55:17 PM
Leather pink shorts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 21:56:15 PM
Also worn by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2014, 22:00:30 PM
Our yorkshire friend
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2014, 22:01:55 PM
Who thinks he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2014, 22:02:44 PM
Is gods gift
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2014, 22:38:49 PM
At guessing numbers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 30, 2014, 22:57:19 PM
For the lotto
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 23:05:28 PM
But never wins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 30, 2014, 23:11:45 PM
Because he's useless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 30, 2014, 23:15:09 PM
At writing things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 30, 2014, 23:16:16 PM
On hip forums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 02:44:18 AM
Unlike some pervs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 06:38:02 AM
Who lurk behind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 08:14:01 AM
their cameras hoping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 08:14:37 AM
To catch a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 08:16:40 AM
Glimpse of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 08:19:32 AM
Naked young Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 09:59:26 AM
Frolicking with young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 10:02:22 AM
Animals on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 10:05:41 AM
Beach where she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 10:14:46 AM
loses her new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 10:20:35 AM
Smelly flip flop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 10:21:15 AM
in a German's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 10:21:55 AM
Bunker where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 10:22:31 AM
sunning his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 10:23:21 AM
Self to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 10:24:29 AM
his body brown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 10:25:24 AM
For his adoring
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 10:26:04 AM
buddy from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 10:27:09 AM
That's quite nauseating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 10:27:49 AM
with his Sun's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 10:28:26 AM
That got cut
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 10:29:21 AM
out coupons for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 10:30:55 AM
His supply of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 10:48:12 AM
Tia Maria for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 11:08:58 AM
Cocktails that make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 12:17:26 PM
her a little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 12:17:53 PM
sick because she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 13:09:19 PM
didn't really like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 31, 2014, 14:13:59 PM
local liqueurs which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 14:16:52 PM
are bought from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 14:22:27 PM
the bar where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 31, 2014, 14:26:09 PM
swingers hang out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 14:27:47 PM
and get up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 31, 2014, 14:31:40 PM
to naughty things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 14:41:56 PM
making Can jealous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on July 31, 2014, 14:55:29 PM
as he hasnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 15:12:56 PM
packed his viagra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 16:35:40 PM
Which he needs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 19:39:06 PM
to sustain a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 19:41:38 PM
his body parts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2014, 19:42:25 PM
at times of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 20:54:00 PM
day when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 21:50:19 PM
Entertains the women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 22:34:43 PM
On his old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 22:39:12 PM
Trusty tractor which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 22:54:27 PM
He lovingly restored
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 22:55:54 PM
So he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 22:57:41 PM
Plough the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 22:58:25 PM
Up and get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 22:59:08 PM
Some corpses to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 23:00:15 PM
Indulge his fantasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 23:01:30 PM
Of being livelier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 23:02:06 PM
Than the usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 23:05:16 PM
Women he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 23:05:44 PM
A passion for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 23:07:04 PM
Who were far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 23:07:38 PM
More duller than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2014, 23:09:33 PM
He had hoped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2014, 23:11:40 PM
So he needed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on July 31, 2014, 23:41:11 PM
Fine northern lasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 04:38:20 AM
Half his age
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 01, 2014, 06:42:30 AM
To teach erotic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 06:45:31 AM
games that will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2014, 07:36:25 AM
Keep him entertained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 07:38:03 AM
In his hotel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2014, 07:39:40 AM
Room where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 07:40:31 AM
Laughed at his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2014, 07:41:55 AM
Inability to work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 10:54:06 AM
Out the simple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 01, 2014, 14:56:34 PM
facts of life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2014, 15:50:58 PM
and defy gravity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 15:59:37 PM
by taking his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 01, 2014, 16:03:46 PM
rather large appendage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 16:24:43 PM
covered in scabs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2014, 16:39:32 PM
and missing bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2014, 22:40:12 PM
Which would interest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 01, 2014, 23:04:21 PM
The southern girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2014, 23:07:40 PM
Ooh you're so funny babes. Lol XXX

Who prefer a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 01, 2014, 23:08:53 PM
London baby face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 02, 2014, 07:04:12 AM
Who talks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 02, 2014, 09:08:29 AM
a baby does
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2014, 09:19:13 AM
with a cockney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2014, 09:40:33 AM
Accent with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2014, 12:50:14 PM
hint of east
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 02, 2014, 20:58:08 PM
Lancashire twang which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2014, 22:09:14 PM
Sets the teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2014, 05:58:37 AM
Crunching on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2014, 07:28:09 AM
Big words that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 03, 2014, 07:46:50 AM
Southerners don't understand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2014, 08:15:04 AM
Cos they talk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 03, 2014, 10:27:45 AM
With a lisp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2014, 10:32:55 AM
so that northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 03, 2014, 10:45:38 AM
From Lancashire don't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2014, 11:54:34 AM
want to interpret
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 03, 2014, 16:08:11 PM
Their bad language
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 03, 2014, 18:19:27 PM
As southern drivel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2014, 19:08:32 PM
Spoken by it irish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2014, 19:47:30 PM
Who can count
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2014, 20:08:48 PM
My scrappy machine stuck the it in!

Or distinguish between
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2014, 20:11:28 PM
Irish or scottish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2014, 20:13:00 PM
Bagpipes or kilts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2014, 20:22:44 PM
Which all look
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2014, 20:25:35 PM
The same because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2014, 05:31:56 AM
We dont really
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2014, 08:41:31 AM
care a toss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2014, 11:55:37 AM
About men in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2014, 15:47:10 PM
the latest tartan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2014, 17:09:34 PM
Skirt that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2014, 17:19:54 PM
Say isnt girly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2014, 17:34:40 PM
But we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 04, 2014, 17:37:43 PM
Real men wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2014, 17:46:14 PM
trousers all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 04, 2014, 17:52:59 PM
Time in Cans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2014, 17:53:41 PM
reserved area of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 04, 2014, 17:59:37 PM
VIP clubs like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2014, 18:13:52 PM
Grab a Grannie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2014, 21:29:58 PM
Night at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2014, 22:12:55 PM
Paradise club where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2014, 04:26:31 AM
Can likes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 08:15:57 AM
Meet his babes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 08:24:44 AM
and tell jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 10:17:58 AM
Just to amuse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 10:47:32 AM
the people with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 05, 2014, 12:00:27 PM
a sense of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 12:23:21 PM
smell that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 05, 2014, 12:24:53 PM
not very good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 12:27:01 PM
after all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 05, 2014, 12:32:38 PM
foul odours from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 13:06:29 PM
from his rancid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 13:37:23 PM
Black pudding which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2014, 17:25:24 PM
he liked with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 17:26:14 PM
A nip of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2014, 17:26:46 PM
madras curried beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 18:01:15 PM
and cocktail cherries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 18:54:38 PM
stuck on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 20:18:33 PM
little excuse for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 05, 2014, 20:57:00 PM
calling everyone babes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 20:58:41 PM
pretending he's smooth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 05, 2014, 21:32:42 PM
smart and sophisticated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 21:48:45 PM
when he's really
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 05, 2014, 21:52:25 PM
very very stupid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2014, 22:14:19 PM
And needs to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 22:16:58 PM
 Brush up his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 22:46:46 PM
Trendy speaking so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 22:52:24 PM
He sounds cockney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2014, 22:54:38 PM
To impress young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 06:14:20 AM
Pregnant mancs but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2014, 07:05:41 AM
To be honest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 07:42:38 AM
when the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 09:35:55 AM
Where's that come from Dave ;D

Page 3 girl
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 10:31:29 AM
just trying to change direction but got dragged back!

gave him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 10:32:32 AM
Lol ;D ;D

Lesson in how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 10:34:05 AM
pose for photographs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 10:35:08 AM
Which enhances his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 10:36:16 AM
moobs and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 10:37:58 AM
Drooping bits that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 10:38:44 AM
require touching up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 10:41:12 AM
Using best cement
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 10:42:47 AM
and Irish tar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 10:47:58 AM
To cover the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 11:07:44 AM
Homemade tattoos that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 11:37:45 AM
cover his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 11:41:39 AM
and very old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 11:44:07 AM
redundant penny whistle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 13:52:53 PM
that he played
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 13:58:05 PM
to the tune
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 14:04:41 PM
when Irish Eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 14:15:09 PM
are smiling at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 14:16:38 PM
winding Jon babe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 14:18:28 PM
to the point
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 14:40:26 PM
Of throwing up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 14:43:45 PM
because he ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 14:54:05 PM
Dave's jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 14:55:45 PM
which taste rancid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 14:58:33 PM
To refined northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 14:59:50 PM
men who only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 15:02:31 PM
Like the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 15:09:46 PM
that cost less
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 15:11:34 PM
Because we are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 15:18:15 PM
saving up for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 15:20:26 PM
A really kinky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 15:22:36 PM
holiday at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 15:23:22 PM
Place where Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 15:24:21 PM
spys on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 15:26:39 PM
Fit young Mancs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 15:27:44 PM
who pole dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 15:28:34 PM
To the sound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 15:30:25 PM
of Kennys pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 16:10:35 PM
for a glass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2014, 18:16:33 PM
Of cheap wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 18:20:48 PM
And a hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2014, 18:21:26 PM
Curry with some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 19:08:03 PM
really fiery little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 19:11:21 PM
chillies that burn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 19:14:16 PM
when they pass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 19:15:27 PM
through the following
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 19:18:41 PM
morning, he needs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 19:19:19 PM
paper from fridge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2014, 19:21:44 PM
to soothe the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 19:22:39 PM
intense burning of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 06, 2014, 21:05:57 PM
The ring of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2014, 21:35:37 PM
Fire which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2014, 21:59:54 PM
Worse with farmers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 06, 2014, 23:52:33 PM
My rings on fire a class song


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4GwtcXrRFg

Who grow horse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 07, 2014, 06:43:44 AM
Radish as this
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2014, 07:48:52 AM
Is best for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 07, 2014, 10:21:06 AM
soothing a raw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2014, 13:09:16 PM
bum after all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 07, 2014, 13:21:01 PM
the activity that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 07, 2014, 15:38:58 PM
has been in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2014, 16:55:29 PM
legal for consenting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 07, 2014, 17:03:07 PM
adults to play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2014, 17:04:30 PM
with fellows of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2014, 20:16:54 PM
Irish descent who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 07, 2014, 22:03:07 PM
Like to swing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2014, 22:03:59 PM
With much younger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 07, 2014, 22:08:50 PM
People to make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2014, 22:12:38 PM
Themselves act very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 08, 2014, 06:25:17 AM
Silly and cringeworthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2014, 09:09:15 AM
to the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 08, 2014, 10:45:01 AM
numpties who missinterpret
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 08, 2014, 11:01:56 AM
A good banter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2014, 14:38:41 PM
between mindless morons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2014, 18:00:08 PM
With limited vocabulary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 08, 2014, 18:21:07 PM
For them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 08, 2014, 22:02:21 PM
Bye bye babe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2014, 06:24:45 AM
Sweet dreams babe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2014, 07:27:53 AM
Which is about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2014, 09:45:12 AM
as interesting as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2014, 10:02:40 AM
Watching paint dry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2014, 11:56:38 AM
or watching Blackburn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2014, 16:34:28 PM
Beat spurs in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2014, 16:35:04 PM
1955 last time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2014, 16:35:44 PM
In worthington cup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2014, 16:36:52 PM
Because dodgy referee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 10, 2014, 08:05:45 AM
had a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2014, 08:38:34 AM
Whistle that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2014, 08:41:38 AM
Like to blow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2014, 08:43:40 AM
When spurs dive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2014, 08:44:24 AM
To the ground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2014, 08:48:26 AM
With grace and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2014, 08:52:14 AM
Nancy who was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2014, 10:12:16 AM
Bob's best friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2014, 10:15:12 AM
Nay his only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2014, 10:15:38 AM
friend come to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2014, 10:26:35 AM
Think of it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2014, 11:23:04 AM
apart from Venky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2014, 18:27:36 PM
Who are his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 11, 2014, 07:22:53 AM
fancy gay friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 11, 2014, 07:25:17 AM
Who like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2014, 07:46:48 AM
Dress up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2014, 09:31:59 AM
lycra cycling gear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 11, 2014, 12:03:24 PM
To show off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2014, 12:35:04 PM
Their over developed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 11, 2014, 15:29:55 PM
Ego,s which had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2014, 16:08:19 PM
Begun to annoy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2014, 17:04:10 PM
The  quiet drinkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2014, 17:09:31 PM
Who could handle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 11, 2014, 18:35:02 PM
Jon and Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 11, 2014, 19:51:39 PM
But then left
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2014, 21:07:31 PM
Jon lost his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2014, 22:58:36 PM
Bottle and tried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 11, 2014, 22:59:13 PM
To make amends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2014, 02:50:40 AM
But only ended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 12, 2014, 06:27:59 AM
Up losing friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2014, 06:36:44 AM
So he decided
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2014, 09:16:43 AM
to move south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 12, 2014, 10:05:22 AM
But lost more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2014, 10:45:31 AM
Friends cos he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 12, 2014, 11:04:45 AM
Ignores the ones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2014, 11:21:36 AM
That he doesn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 12, 2014, 11:22:11 AM
Care much about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2014, 14:19:57 PM
who live near
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2014, 16:02:42 PM
Tubbie's jellies eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2014, 16:51:54 PM
Stall on petticoat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2014, 17:30:51 PM
Lane where young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2014, 17:40:43 PM
Dave likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2014, 17:41:33 PM
Get his tongue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2014, 17:45:07 PM
Around a nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2014, 18:41:01 PM
Manicured garden where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2014, 20:11:38 PM
he lays in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2014, 05:51:11 AM
A fur lined
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 13, 2014, 06:39:41 AM
Four poster and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 07:00:39 AM
Reads his Daily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 13, 2014, 07:02:02 AM
Top shelf magazine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2014, 07:11:37 AM
To perk himself
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 13, 2014, 08:19:47 AM
And touch his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2014, 09:21:09 AM
Inner self so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 13, 2014, 10:34:07 AM
 Somebody likes him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 10:37:44 AM
Even though he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 13, 2014, 10:50:54 AM
Needs to find
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 10:51:47 AM
His wig that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 13, 2014, 11:00:51 AM
Blew off when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 11:34:32 AM
he let rip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 13, 2014, 12:30:11 PM
after eating a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 15:10:31 PM
jellied eel takeaway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 15:26:14 PM
Causing his neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 15:29:12 PM
to mug him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 15:30:56 PM
Keeping him hostage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 15:31:26 PM
until handing over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 15:33:01 PM
His four poster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2014, 17:20:23 PM
which his neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 17:56:53 PM
gifted him for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 18:23:39 PM
They'd worn it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2014, 18:29:55 PM
out last time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 19:07:53 PM
bonking all night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2014, 20:30:12 PM
And keeping our
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 21:02:03 PM
Dave awake making
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 21:07:39 PM
him very angry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 21:16:22 PM
forcing him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 21:17:38 PM
buy ear plugs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 13, 2014, 21:18:21 PM
to block out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 21:20:53 PM
the Meg Ryan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 21:23:14 PM
like screams that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 13, 2014, 21:25:04 PM
could be heard
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2014, 21:25:45 PM
three streets away
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 21:37:58 PM
so Dave slept
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 13, 2014, 23:12:28 PM
on the beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2014, 23:30:31 PM
along with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 14, 2014, 07:13:50 AM
chipmunks and the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 07:15:37 AM
Rest of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2014, 07:24:11 AM
Neighbourhood so its
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 07:25:35 AM
No place for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2014, 07:30:04 AM
An OAP to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 07:49:50 AM
Rest his weary
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2014, 08:25:26 AM
old bones when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 09:27:46 AM
All he asks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2014, 14:43:09 PM
for is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 14:53:04 PM
little restraint so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 14, 2014, 15:03:01 PM
he can relax
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 16:02:01 PM
Without hearing pleasurable
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2014, 17:02:02 PM
music from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 18:16:15 PM
sex starved spanish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2014, 19:38:45 PM
neighbours who invited
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2014, 20:05:18 PM
Jon and Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 20:35:05 PM
to show them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2014, 21:02:33 PM
How to bounce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2014, 22:58:39 PM
Without making a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2014, 05:11:18 AM
Very loud screaming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2014, 06:29:01 AM
Noise acting with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2014, 08:25:53 AM
a pool party
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 15, 2014, 08:43:34 AM
with loads of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2014, 09:28:34 AM
Fun and laughter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 15, 2014, 16:03:25 PM
cuddling and canoodling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2014, 16:57:34 PM
and playing games
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2014, 17:16:34 PM
which Dave interacted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2014, 17:20:21 PM
and kept score
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2014, 17:20:58 PM
as to how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2014, 17:21:48 PM
many times Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2014, 17:22:43 PM
stared at Dees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2014, 17:23:14 PM
new flip flops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2014, 17:23:58 PM
which were huge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2014, 17:24:44 PM
and well maintained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2014, 17:29:19 PM
just like her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 16, 2014, 07:34:42 AM
and very squeaky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2014, 07:36:33 AM
Like the bedsprings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 16, 2014, 07:37:07 AM
on Daves bed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2014, 07:38:26 AM
That they had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 16, 2014, 07:39:42 AM
installed on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2014, 07:56:32 AM
Stage of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2014, 08:02:01 AM
Paradise club where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2014, 08:03:52 AM
They performed using
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2014, 17:56:32 PM
stale black puddings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 16, 2014, 21:18:00 PM
As sex aids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 17, 2014, 08:21:18 AM
That vibrate on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2014, 08:25:23 AM
a full stomach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 17, 2014, 08:26:35 AM
Which causes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2014, 09:43:21 AM
Great deal of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2014, 16:24:47 PM
wind and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2014, 17:22:16 PM
nasty things to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2014, 17:35:14 PM
pollute the air
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2014, 20:57:05 PM
Which will be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2014, 22:06:17 PM
Heavenly to Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2014, 05:34:17 AM
Because she wants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 18, 2014, 06:41:17 AM
to meet Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2014, 07:24:38 AM
In his mankini
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2014, 08:37:35 AM
and photograph him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2014, 08:49:38 AM
Posing with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 18, 2014, 08:56:51 AM
Blow up sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2014, 10:59:51 AM
Borrowed from Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2014, 17:31:14 PM
who was lonely
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2014, 17:39:21 PM
after getting punctured
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2014, 20:29:52 PM
driving down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2014, 23:02:21 PM
Singles club where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2014, 05:18:26 AM
Hes a regular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 06:38:51 AM
But loves mancs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 08:36:17 AM
squeaky piercing voices
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 10:12:32 AM
Even if they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 10:35:33 AM
Are quite feisty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 12:10:45 PM
and appear menacing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 13:29:02 PM
shattering glasses when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 13:33:09 PM
She gets annoyed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 13:34:22 PM
and loses arguments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 13:36:16 PM
With stupid people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 13:37:30 PM
from West Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 13:39:17 PM
Who always eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 13:42:07 PM
beetroot and blackpudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 13:43:43 PM
Downing pints of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 13:46:31 PM
Maidens Blood and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 13:47:37 PM
Nibbling on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 13:48:13 PM
delicate red cherries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 13:51:19 PM
That got popped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 13:51:45 PM
by piercing white
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 13:54:54 PM
Teeth and large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 13:57:34 PM
fangs dripping in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 14:01:31 PM
The blood of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 14:07:37 PM
pure white maidens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 14:08:39 PM
That love to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 17:04:16 PM
play bingo when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 19, 2014, 17:06:54 PM
at the TOTT
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 17:07:38 PM
the sing karaoke
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 19, 2014, 17:12:23 PM
with Jon who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 17:13:26 PM
sounds like Jiminy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 17:14:52 PM
Cricket on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 19, 2014, 17:19:50 PM
really good day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2014, 17:20:47 PM
with the wind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 17:27:24 PM
Blowing up his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2014, 17:32:26 PM
his tartan kilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 17:33:11 PM
As he pretended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 17:58:09 PM
To be tough
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 18:11:22 PM
cookie who likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 19:05:57 PM
acting like dracula
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 19:32:59 PM
Whilst sucking on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 19:44:55 PM
his thumb like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 19:49:13 PM
A little girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 19:52:25 PM
in his tartan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 20:33:23 PM
Skirt borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 20:38:06 PM
the man who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 20:40:04 PM
Bbq's in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 20:43:44 PM
kitchen wearing only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 20:45:56 PM
A leather thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 20:48:25 PM
that his wife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 19, 2014, 20:51:10 PM
Had specially designed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 20:53:30 PM
for his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 21:03:10 PM
chipolata to fit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 21:14:09 PM
comfortably and maximise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 21:17:33 PM
the effect of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 21:21:02 PM
Wilted chippolata weener
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 21:23:07 PM
overcooked and burnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 21:31:21 PM
to a cinder
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2014, 21:33:27 PM
and only useful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 22:01:52 PM
To use as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 19, 2014, 22:26:26 PM
A book marker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2014, 22:37:02 PM
In his newspaper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2014, 06:44:55 AM
that was wrapped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 07:12:36 AM
Over his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 08:02:02 AM
To prevent the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2014, 08:09:26 AM
sun burning him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 08:12:57 AM
Go put ya specs on ::)

Already very tender
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2014, 08:15:01 AM
m and w not even close on the keyboard

sticky out ears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 08:17:56 AM
You could have meant his ;D W and S are close ;D ;D

Which were already
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2014, 12:42:49 PM
Think you are correct, no hope for me  ;D

peeling from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 13:25:37 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

side of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 17:07:25 PM
head which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 17:57:29 PM
Wrapped up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2014, 18:10:22 PM
thoughts not repeatable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 19:35:16 PM
on an open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 19:41:17 PM
forum were the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 19:42:38 PM
females were very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 19:43:13 PM
touchy on certain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 19:46:13 PM
subjects especially about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 19:47:38 PM
the female parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 19:56:11 PM
that other beers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 20:01:39 PM
Cant wash without
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 20:12:56 PM
causing a terrible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 20:20:23 PM
Burning rash to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 20:34:42 PM
to their inner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 20:44:03 PM
Thighs ,so a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 21:03:25 PM
lotion has to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 21:17:30 PM
Be applied twice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 21:22:16 PM
by the eager
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2014, 21:24:37 PM
Volunteer who was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 22:27:29 PM
Dying to rub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 20, 2014, 22:56:51 PM
His own lotion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 22:58:09 PM
And ease the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 20, 2014, 22:59:58 PM
Rather stiff appendage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 23:01:05 PM
That had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 20, 2014, 23:03:02 PM
Placed between two
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 23:04:13 PM
Two giant orbs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 20, 2014, 23:06:48 PM
Capped with red
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2014, 23:12:19 PM
bows made of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2014, 23:13:45 PM
The finest lace
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 21, 2014, 06:22:52 AM
Just so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 21, 2014, 06:46:50 AM
Bob could ride
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2014, 08:37:36 AM
first class for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 21, 2014, 09:05:36 AM
For free because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2014, 12:13:10 PM
he nicked a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2014, 14:06:03 PM
season ticket from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2014, 14:14:47 PM
his mate in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 21, 2014, 15:13:08 PM
A small Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2014, 17:02:31 PM
members golf cub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2014, 17:05:10 PM
In the elite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 21, 2014, 19:01:26 PM
suburb of Bratford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2014, 21:55:18 PM
where the members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2014, 22:47:49 PM
Like to perform
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 22, 2014, 06:19:07 AM
In the open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 22, 2014, 07:27:18 AM
Championship at Royal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 22, 2014, 08:13:09 AM
where they can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2014, 08:13:31 AM
pitch and putt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 22, 2014, 08:16:19 AM
to their hearts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2014, 08:17:07 AM
content pretending that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 22, 2014, 08:18:19 AM
they know everything
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2014, 08:19:08 AM
about women's minds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 22, 2014, 10:02:34 AM
But know nothing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2014, 12:53:40 PM
about rocket science
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2014, 07:44:46 AM
Unlike brainy Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2014, 08:37:00 AM
Who has a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2014, 08:43:39 AM
science lab in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2014, 08:45:02 AM
His spare bedroom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2014, 08:45:44 AM
where he experiments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2014, 08:48:49 AM
Sometimes go wrong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2014, 08:50:04 AM
causing great disappointment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2014, 08:51:14 AM
To his ego
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2014, 08:52:15 AM
when he can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2014, 08:55:14 AM
Shout out eureka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2014, 10:16:05 AM
I've invented the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2014, 11:11:01 AM
The cockeneeee slang
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2014, 14:22:57 PM
for my china's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 23, 2014, 20:57:35 PM
Cats with tails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2014, 22:06:11 PM
And syrup of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2014, 12:16:39 PM
figs on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2014, 12:32:41 PM
Big bold plate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 24, 2014, 13:00:58 PM
And a sticky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2014, 15:50:42 PM
tape holding his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 24, 2014, 17:05:10 PM
Very fuzzy wig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 24, 2014, 17:32:51 PM
Of blue and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2014, 18:10:39 PM
black shoe polish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 24, 2014, 18:26:45 PM
With a matching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2014, 23:11:24 PM
Clown nose which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 07:36:15 AM
People squeezed to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2014, 07:50:13 AM
see what pops
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2014, 08:35:55 AM
out of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 08:55:59 AM
Nostrils that would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 08:56:51 AM
Be worth eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 09:07:28 AM
If only he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 09:15:55 AM
Would stop picking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 09:39:11 AM
The nice juicy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 09:40:25 AM
Bit ones before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 09:41:10 AM
He offers them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 09:41:49 AM
The rest of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 09:46:41 AM
His slimy delights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 09:49:23 AM
Which he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 25, 2014, 10:02:52 AM
Groomed to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 10:45:57 AM
A fan of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2014, 11:01:22 AM
some very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2014, 11:24:39 AM
irish leprechauns  who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 13:14:07 PM
Peek in on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 25, 2014, 13:55:49 PM
Essex girls changing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 25, 2014, 19:02:53 PM
Into men's underwear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2014, 19:44:34 PM
imported from Ireland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 21:24:23 PM
Where they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2014, 21:27:15 PM
limited in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2014, 21:33:10 PM
Trouser dept ,so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 06:20:25 AM
Steal a kilt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 26, 2014, 07:19:45 AM
thats made of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 07:22:58 AM
The finest wool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 07:59:35 AM
To pose in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 08:21:58 AM
front of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 08:46:31 AM
Paradise club hoping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 08:52:05 AM
That Can will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 08:55:28 AM
be pulled by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 08:57:50 AM
His short and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 08:58:48 AM
taken into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 09:06:05 AM
Own private boudoir
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 09:08:25 AM
where the ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 11:22:08 AM
Play roulette and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 11:22:39 AM
hope to win
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 11:24:48 AM
The star prize
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 11:43:08 AM
which was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 26, 2014, 12:08:24 PM
one day pass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 15:07:09 PM
To the massage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 15:55:51 PM
Room where Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 26, 2014, 16:03:26 PM
can practice his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 17:08:18 PM
limbo dancing techniques
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 26, 2014, 18:18:18 PM
And shock the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 21:19:41 PM
girls who were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 21:59:43 PM
Expecting his shrivelled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 22:15:24 PM
 Chipolata to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 22:16:50 PM
A bit bigger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 22:17:37 PM
Or they might
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 22:18:00 PM
Have to try
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2014, 22:23:21 PM
And perk him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2014, 22:35:42 PM
With a blue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2014, 22:43:28 PM
Pill borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 26, 2014, 23:10:20 PM
Bobs daily stash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 27, 2014, 05:19:41 AM
Which only Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 27, 2014, 07:33:11 AM
Knows about so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 27, 2014, 07:45:25 AM
hes gotta be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2014, 08:30:59 AM
careful not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 27, 2014, 09:52:44 AM
Overshadow him as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 27, 2014, 13:01:45 PM
Jon will get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2014, 13:55:37 PM
The hump when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 27, 2014, 14:00:53 PM
his princess realises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 27, 2014, 14:08:05 PM
he can't get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2014, 15:20:26 PM
her flip flops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 27, 2014, 15:26:38 PM
To fully function
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 27, 2014, 15:32:26 PM
because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 27, 2014, 15:32:58 PM
Made for female
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2014, 17:05:15 PM
beach loving people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 27, 2014, 19:16:45 PM
With a love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on August 27, 2014, 19:23:57 PM
Of wet sand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 27, 2014, 20:12:51 PM
Which gets everywhere
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2014, 22:34:44 PM
in the creases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 27, 2014, 23:16:17 PM
Of his pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 03:30:51 AM
Leather shorts which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 05:56:02 AM
Looked rather fetching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 28, 2014, 08:09:36 AM
combined with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 08:17:20 AM
sparkly man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 10:16:49 AM
Matching Dees flip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 28, 2014, 12:34:20 PM
flop thats missing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 12:45:31 PM
Presumed taken by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 12:46:09 PM
By a passing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 12:50:00 PM
Drunk from manchester  ;) ;) ;) :-*
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 12:50:55 PM
With Wigan accent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 12:51:23 PM
Who was going
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 12:51:49 PM
To head butt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 12:52:46 PM
the next person
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 12:54:04 PM
Who argues about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 12:54:37 PM
The price of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 12:55:12 PM
a bottle of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 12:55:33 PM
Fake Sun tan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 28, 2014, 12:56:15 PM
( i dont have a wigan accent)

from the pound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 12:56:55 PM
Shop next to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 12:57:21 PM
the wine shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 28, 2014, 12:57:57 PM
that only sells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 12:59:16 PM
alkies cheap plonk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2014, 13:01:20 PM
And tours of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 13:03:49 PM
Coronation street after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 28, 2014, 13:06:08 PM
it had closed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 13:09:09 PM
So had to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 28, 2014, 13:12:31 PM
go and beg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 18:42:35 PM
with the boss
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 28, 2014, 22:17:28 PM
for some time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 22:29:40 PM
Off so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 22:42:19 PM
She could dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 22:42:59 PM
All her washing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2014, 22:44:28 PM
Without anyone seeing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2014, 22:56:57 PM
Her smalls that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 28, 2014, 23:52:23 PM
Blow gently in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 05:46:56 AM
The warm Caleta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 29, 2014, 06:48:41 AM
green golf course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 07:20:37 AM
Bunker where Kenny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 29, 2014, 07:40:55 AM
was laying naked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2014, 08:04:47 AM
With hie beloved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 08:39:36 AM
BBQ that was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2014, 09:08:11 AM
sizzling pork sausages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 09:14:18 AM
Marinated with hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 10:15:35 AM
Juice from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 10:26:35 AM
Dark cellar that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 10:31:09 AM
Was full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 10:36:40 AM
Cans rusty pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 10:40:15 AM
That he'd blown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2014, 13:05:59 PM
Up to save
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 14:15:09 PM
Young girls ears
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2014, 14:20:10 PM
From obscene sounds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 14:29:45 PM
That's heard for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2014, 14:56:57 PM
Time to time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 15:08:43 PM
coming from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2014, 15:09:44 PM
Extra large lungs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 29, 2014, 15:21:20 PM
if he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 15:23:27 PM
remembered to take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2014, 15:31:53 PM
His blue pills
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 29, 2014, 15:42:30 PM
in his hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 15:56:52 PM
with a glass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2014, 16:03:15 PM
Of red wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2014, 16:33:16 PM
in the other
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2014, 18:00:13 PM
he holds a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 18:26:09 PM
Large piece of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2014, 18:27:06 PM
Jon's black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 18:31:25 PM
Topped with beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2014, 18:33:11 PM
to bring out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 18:36:07 PM
The taste of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2014, 20:05:50 PM
West Yorkshire where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 29, 2014, 21:01:12 PM
The men wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2014, 22:26:53 PM
blue shorts and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2014, 22:39:00 PM
Socks and sandals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 30, 2014, 00:53:06 AM
Going on holiday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2014, 05:36:11 AM
To meet his
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Post by: HelenR on August 30, 2014, 08:24:58 AM
Gay friend that
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Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2014, 08:30:30 AM
hangs around Corralejo
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Post by: HelenR on August 30, 2014, 08:34:24 AM
Searching for the
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Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2014, 08:50:01 AM
earring he lost
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Post by: HelenR on August 30, 2014, 08:54:42 AM
When had his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2014, 09:32:19 AM
Wicked way with
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Post by: HelenR on August 30, 2014, 09:35:58 AM
A very hairy
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Post by: Can the Man on August 30, 2014, 10:21:34 AM
21 stone female
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Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2014, 17:11:37 PM
arm wrestler from
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Post by: Can the Man on August 30, 2014, 17:26:54 PM
Down Essex way
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2014, 17:45:12 PM
Who drinks in
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Post by: Can the Man on August 30, 2014, 19:04:47 PM
The queens legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2014, 21:44:09 PM
Which is open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 31, 2014, 06:41:50 AM
And charged by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2014, 08:01:06 AM
Duracell batteries which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 31, 2014, 08:07:30 AM
Always go flat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2014, 08:09:02 AM
When she plays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2014, 08:15:05 AM
With her rabbit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2014, 08:35:15 AM
That's very rampant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2014, 09:00:25 AM
and over worked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 31, 2014, 09:02:19 AM
Because she has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2014, 09:03:13 AM
an insatiable appetitie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 31, 2014, 09:10:00 AM
That scares some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2014, 09:10:44 AM
shy Yorkshire boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 31, 2014, 09:15:45 AM
As have a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2014, 09:51:54 AM
Few other men
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2014, 10:07:04 AM
Who have crossed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on August 31, 2014, 11:46:20 AM
The line because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on August 31, 2014, 16:53:47 PM
They hide in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2014, 03:19:43 AM
The pub away
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 01, 2014, 06:44:33 AM
from the darts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2014, 08:50:10 AM
and pork scratchings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 01, 2014, 12:39:40 PM
and feast on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2014, 13:01:44 PM
Curried black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 01, 2014, 13:04:16 PM
which causes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2014, 14:15:56 PM
Strong odour to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 01, 2014, 14:29:57 PM
get rid of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2014, 15:16:54 PM
his smelly aftershave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2014, 16:00:37 PM
Which was cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2014, 16:52:23 PM
From the pound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 01, 2014, 16:56:10 PM
shop at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2014, 17:04:10 PM
Corner of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 01, 2014, 17:07:09 PM
rough council estate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2014, 17:55:13 PM
in Burnley where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 01, 2014, 23:31:05 PM
Northener numpties reside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2014, 08:30:11 AM
alongside very nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 02, 2014, 09:35:18 AM
Girls who can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2014, 13:11:40 PM
Expertly iron shirts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 02, 2014, 13:54:20 PM
without ever complaining
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2014, 16:12:21 PM
that they should
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2014, 16:20:49 PM
the latest equipment
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2014, 16:21:22 PM
that would help
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2014, 16:22:08 PM
remove the creases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2014, 16:24:01 PM
made by sitting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2014, 16:25:57 PM
on hard seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2014, 16:26:29 PM
waiting for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2014, 16:27:20 PM
Yorkshireman to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2014, 21:50:41 PM
A round in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 02, 2014, 22:08:57 PM
The bobby toilets
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Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2014, 22:48:29 PM
where the machine
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 02, 2014, 23:15:45 PM
Has run out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2014, 05:33:40 AM
Of chewing gum
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Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2014, 08:22:20 AM
and tooth paste
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 03, 2014, 08:31:07 AM
so he has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2014, 08:39:34 AM
to floss using
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 03, 2014, 08:50:18 AM
a thin piece
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2014, 10:50:47 AM
Cotton from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 03, 2014, 11:01:07 AM
extra large underpants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2014, 11:41:14 AM
he found in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 03, 2014, 12:35:25 PM
Can's wash bin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2014, 12:52:12 PM
Which hadnt been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 03, 2014, 13:06:06 PM
emptied for at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2014, 17:55:29 PM
least 10 years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 03, 2014, 18:25:32 PM
So was growing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2014, 18:26:43 PM
dated by todays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 03, 2014, 18:28:51 PM
Hygienic standards that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2014, 20:53:59 PM
Require you to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2014, 21:02:13 PM
partake in certain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2014, 21:16:20 PM
Methods of practice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2014, 22:43:12 PM
Like wiping your
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 03, 2014, 22:52:55 PM
Back side with

(http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/00/d9/10/00d91082046d116ead0c8b117a8fdaaa.jpg)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2014, 03:52:37 AM
Which is certain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 04, 2014, 04:59:51 AM
To cause problems
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 04, 2014, 07:30:12 AM
with his clinkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 08:17:41 AM
and a tear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 13:34:15 PM
on the underside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 04, 2014, 14:01:49 PM
which can be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 14:07:30 PM
excruciatingly painful if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 04, 2014, 14:08:47 PM
touched with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 14:09:22 PM
sharp razor blade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 04, 2014, 14:09:53 PM
coated in spicy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2014, 15:59:31 PM
chilli sauce which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 17:22:04 PM
is like diving
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2014, 20:38:58 PM
Into a hot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 20:43:02 PM
vat of molten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 21:42:58 PM
Lava from Lanzorote
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 04, 2014, 22:04:46 PM
which is so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 22:12:50 PM
Scaldy balls hot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 22:19:44 PM
And sticks to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 22:20:57 PM
The hair follicles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 22:22:13 PM
Making it difficult
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 22:23:29 PM
To rip the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 22:24:25 PM
Wax strips off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 22:25:43 PM
The rug under
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 22:40:09 PM
Administering local anaesthetic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2014, 22:44:26 PM
Into his tender
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 22:44:58 PM
Knacker sac while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2014, 22:46:15 PM
Plying him with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 22:49:37 PM
Cheap Irish whiskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2014, 22:51:47 PM
Which makes him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 22:52:29 PM
Think he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 23:00:12 PM
The Adonis body
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 23:01:16 PM
Like Arnie or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 23:04:12 PM
Ronnie Mac Donald
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2014, 23:04:58 PM
In a mankini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 04, 2014, 23:07:20 PM
Bought from Matalan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2014, 05:17:12 AM
at half price
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2014, 11:32:44 AM
because it had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 05, 2014, 13:20:21 PM
a rip in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 05, 2014, 14:00:05 PM
the crotch area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2014, 17:27:40 PM
To let it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2014, 18:01:43 PM
breath without having
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2014, 20:59:52 PM
To be waved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2014, 21:04:36 PM
about and banged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2014, 21:05:23 PM
On the side
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2014, 21:05:55 PM
of the dustbin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2014, 21:07:27 PM
Lid being used
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2014, 21:09:11 PM
for Can's paella
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2014, 21:22:40 PM
Which he liked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2014, 21:30:03 PM
the pink prawns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2014, 21:39:21 PM
Because he wanted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 05, 2014, 23:04:02 PM
To skin cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 06:26:49 AM
Which is nasty.                      :'(
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2014, 08:25:54 AM
but taste like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 09:53:32 AM
Southern fried chicken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2014, 14:57:12 PM
with a hint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:06:37 PM
Of smoked salmon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:14:40 PM
Glazed with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:17:23 PM
Red onion marmalade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:17:55 PM
Expertly made by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:21:07 PM
A chav from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:23:18 PM
The corralejo area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:24:44 PM
Where she sells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:25:36 PM
Mouldy flip flops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:30:15 PM
And fake tan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:31:55 PM
To match the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:35:04 PM
The stall roof
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:36:32 PM
Painted with orange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:37:48 PM
And white stripes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:41:02 PM
And shiny new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:41:44 PM
Hair clips holding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:51:28 PM
The rusty drain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 15:54:40 PM
Pipe for smoking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 15:58:25 PM
Rather strong weeds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 16:02:43 PM
And thistles for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2014, 17:53:51 PM
relief from painful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 19:39:45 PM
Of sunburnt ar$e
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 06, 2014, 21:01:41 PM
That looks like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2014, 21:17:03 PM
the Japanese flag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 06, 2014, 22:16:42 PM
Fluttering in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 23:23:17 PM
Fuerteventura Calima while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 07, 2014, 06:56:49 AM
Everyone enjoys the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2014, 08:47:23 AM
Sand in their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2014, 09:11:41 AM
toes and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 11:27:32 AM
Hidden crevices that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 07, 2014, 12:22:32 PM
Start to itch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2014, 12:58:38 PM
When you start
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 07, 2014, 18:00:32 PM
To scratch the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 18:15:41 PM
Razor burn rash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 07, 2014, 18:22:07 PM
That looks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 18:30:50 PM
A baby's ar$e
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 07, 2014, 18:37:54 PM
So needs rubbing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 18:43:18 PM
With aloe vera
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 07, 2014, 18:59:43 PM
To calm down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 20:00:01 PM
That chilli burn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2014, 20:12:35 PM
Which always appears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 20:31:11 PM
Just under his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2014, 21:18:14 PM
Scrotum which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 21:27:56 PM
Straps up with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2014, 22:22:59 PM
old rope and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 07, 2014, 22:30:20 PM
Goat skin sinews
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2014, 07:17:33 AM
To enhance the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2014, 08:26:37 AM
smoothness of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2014, 10:15:32 AM
surface so the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2014, 14:53:00 PM
Lotion is quickly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2014, 21:27:28 PM
Absorbed into his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2014, 21:58:42 PM
Specially made incontinence
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 08, 2014, 22:46:57 PM
pads that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2014, 05:30:00 AM
Wears so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 09, 2014, 07:07:26 AM
He looks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 09, 2014, 08:02:34 AM
A right proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2014, 08:03:39 AM
lad from Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 09, 2014, 08:27:57 AM
That eats lots
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2014, 18:24:48 PM
of fast food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2014, 20:33:33 PM
And drinks proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 09, 2014, 21:51:43 PM
big cups of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2014, 22:55:53 PM
Earl grey tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 10, 2014, 05:27:28 AM
Without the milk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2014, 07:30:20 AM
but lemon slice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 10, 2014, 08:38:11 AM
Like cockeneeees do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 10, 2014, 08:48:33 AM
When they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2014, 19:21:06 PM
refreshing the parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 10, 2014, 20:31:12 PM
That other beers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2014, 20:56:01 PM
pickle and harden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 10, 2014, 21:44:46 PM
As they shrivel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2014, 04:52:04 AM
To the size
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 11, 2014, 07:02:57 AM
of a small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 11, 2014, 08:02:02 AM
Nut that tastes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2014, 09:00:53 AM
Very salty and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2014, 09:01:47 AM
Gets caught in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2014, 09:04:01 AM
The back of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2014, 09:05:04 AM
Throat are make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2014, 09:08:12 AM
Eh ;D

Of the finest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2014, 09:11:09 AM
Should not put brandy on my cornflakes

Ceylon tea leaves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2014, 09:13:05 AM
Lol ;D ;D

Which make the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2014, 09:14:05 AM
Sri Lanka workers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2014, 09:18:15 AM
Produce the finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2014, 14:40:08 PM
brew in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2014, 19:51:56 PM
Lyons corner house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2014, 20:10:13 PM
Where paddy sat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2014, 21:29:22 PM
dreaming of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 11, 2014, 22:29:20 PM
Scones and jam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2014, 01:42:49 AM
And meeting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 06:26:10 AM
Local town idiot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2014, 08:52:57 AM
who likes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2014, 09:11:50 AM
Keep doing a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2014, 17:00:01 PM
Long walk across
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2014, 17:00:31 PM
the golf course
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2014, 17:01:50 PM
Where Jon pulls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2014, 17:04:01 PM
out his little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2014, 17:05:26 PM
Note book and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 19:07:06 PM
Pen he nicked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2014, 19:29:41 PM
From the captain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 19:33:22 PM
Who looks like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2014, 19:34:08 PM
He will murder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 19:34:54 PM
But got bribed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2014, 20:15:59 PM
Into letting him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2014, 20:53:58 PM
drink after hours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 21:20:18 PM
As long as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 21:45:49 PM
He buys scones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 21:47:49 PM
With whipped cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 22:52:08 PM
That's hand made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:12:00 PM
By a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:16:14 PM
Left wrist action
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:17:12 PM
Used often as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:21:15 PM
He skulks in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:22:32 PM
Dark corners watching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:25:31 PM
Through toilet door
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:29:14 PM
Looking for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:30:56 PM
Minuscule pork sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:32:52 PM
That shrinks when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:35:58 PM
Essex gals show
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:37:39 PM
Their bare feet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:42:04 PM
Heels as they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:46:33 PM
Search around for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:52:52 PM
Silver tiaras and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:55:07 PM
Fake tan that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 12, 2014, 23:57:57 PM
Shine and glow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 12, 2014, 23:58:43 PM
Because it's to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 13, 2014, 00:02:28 AM
Dark in bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 13, 2014, 00:03:21 AM
So hides all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2014, 09:28:47 AM
of the features
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 06:45:10 AM
That are greatly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 14, 2014, 08:56:45 AM
More prominent in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 09:09:28 AM
the local strip
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2014, 11:02:23 AM
where drunken irishmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 11:06:28 AM
Flirt constantly with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2014, 11:07:46 AM
with loose women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 11:30:03 AM
From the south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 17:38:20 PM
As they flash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 17:51:34 PM
Their apple catchers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:18:53 PM
And booby doobies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:19:27 PM
And wobbly tummy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:20:13 PM
Swinging his langer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:22:48 PM
In the direction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:25:42 PM
Of Lola's luscious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:27:18 PM
Lips painted with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:28:22 PM
Deep purple gloss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:31:16 PM
With a scent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:33:21 PM
Of goats pi$$
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:34:42 PM
 ;D


He finds attractive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:37:38 PM
When milking his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:39:01 PM
Small and hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:47:50 PM
Pot bellied pig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:49:10 PM
With wind issues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:50:42 PM
That vibrate around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:51:36 PM
The small bedroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:55:21 PM
In Bradford city
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 18:56:05 PM
Centre where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:59:00 PM
Supports the Banties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 19:00:31 PM
But only on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 19:01:14 PM
Days they win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 19:04:26 PM
So he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 19:05:57 PM
Play with himself
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Brightspark on September 14, 2014, 19:06:37 PM
U wot m8?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 19:08:47 PM
Quote from: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 19:05:57 PM
Play with himself

And watch old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 19:15:32 PM
Recordings of Leeds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 19:22:14 PM
Rugby league lose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 19:27:01 PM
To women's league
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 19:31:33 PM
Which is very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 19:41:02 PM
Poncy like banties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 19:45:56 PM
Causing him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Brightspark on September 14, 2014, 19:50:29 PM
Go down the pub and have a pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 19:55:54 PM
Quote from: The Dark Princess on September 14, 2014, 19:45:56 PM
Causing him to

Sit in toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 19:57:51 PM
And hide whilst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 20:00:28 PM
Others buy drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 20:07:51 PM
Which he fiinds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 20:11:43 PM
Very popular with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 20:19:30 PM
Certain rough customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 20:23:53 PM
From South Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 20:29:33 PM
Who eat all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 20:52:30 PM
Jellied eels and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:03:11 PM
Drink posh tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:17:01 PM
Outa china mugs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:18:01 PM
And flowery teapot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:19:35 PM
With lace doilies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:22:16 PM
And fancy cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:28:30 PM
With cucumber sandwiches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:29:37 PM
Cut into triangles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:30:09 PM
And no crusts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:32:49 PM
And best butter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:39:55 PM
With lemon zest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:40:56 PM
That gets his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:42:09 PM
Knob shining bright
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:42:56 PM
And standing up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:45:40 PM
At an angle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:47:21 PM
Guaranteed to hit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 21:58:39 PM
His lower wrist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 21:59:42 PM
When he plays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 22:02:05 PM
My ding aling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 22:02:29 PM
And bangs spoons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 22:03:09 PM
On his knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 14, 2014, 22:04:28 PM
And whistles to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2014, 09:51:21 AM
the tune of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 15, 2014, 11:13:47 AM
Emmerdale so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2014, 12:04:28 PM
he remembers the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 15, 2014, 16:10:54 PM
Time when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 15, 2014, 16:48:33 PM
Once visited the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 16, 2014, 00:03:16 AM
Rovers Return in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2014, 00:18:57 AM
A dark nightmare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 16, 2014, 00:22:16 AM
With Queen Vic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2014, 00:22:59 AM
Looking over his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 16, 2014, 00:24:40 AM
Counter in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2014, 00:26:19 AM
Middle of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 16, 2014, 00:27:59 AM
Wool pack pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2014, 00:28:32 AM
Where his mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 16, 2014, 00:34:55 AM
Drink tea from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 16, 2014, 05:43:59 AM
Dirty old boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2014, 08:26:41 AM
Worn by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 16, 2014, 09:23:47 AM
Yorkshire elite who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2014, 10:59:32 AM
wash their feet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 16, 2014, 11:02:24 AM
In scented oils
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2014, 12:51:08 PM
and Irish whiskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2014, 13:39:01 PM
Which is all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 16, 2014, 14:09:42 PM
A load of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 16, 2014, 14:18:02 PM
rubbish to get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2014, 16:07:10 PM
The taste out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 16, 2014, 16:46:06 PM
Of the curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2014, 19:59:03 PM
Flavoured crisps that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 16, 2014, 21:17:26 PM
That are horrible :-X
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 16, 2014, 21:34:36 PM
But cure a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 16, 2014, 22:45:17 PM
Very bad cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 17, 2014, 00:00:49 AM
With snotty nose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 17, 2014, 00:14:13 AM
TOTTY pretending to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 17, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
Be younger than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2014, 08:44:41 AM
the legal age
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 17, 2014, 08:46:45 AM
For performing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 17, 2014, 08:48:25 AM
Naked pole dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 17, 2014, 08:53:15 AM
With the fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 17, 2014, 08:54:16 AM
Young men from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 17, 2014, 10:20:53 AM
The Yorkshire dales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 17, 2014, 10:24:17 AM
that hide under
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2014, 15:12:16 PM
the tables when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 17, 2014, 15:50:17 PM
its their round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 17, 2014, 18:10:38 PM
They ain't tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 17, 2014, 18:11:57 PM
So buy everybody
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2014, 19:42:25 PM
a large lemonade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 17, 2014, 19:50:37 PM
Laced with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on September 17, 2014, 20:53:20 PM
honey rum chaser
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2014, 21:53:50 PM
And massage oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 17, 2014, 22:30:33 PM
To ease all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 17, 2014, 23:25:17 PM
The bone pains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 18, 2014, 06:51:08 AM
From exercising on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2014, 08:44:44 AM
The beach where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2014, 08:45:10 AM
The Italians are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2014, 08:45:34 AM
waving white flags
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2014, 08:59:36 AM
Whilst drinking from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2014, 09:11:18 AM
Their very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2014, 09:13:14 AM
Glass of water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2014, 09:14:12 AM
Which made them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2014, 09:14:34 AM
Appear to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2014, 09:47:50 AM
Proper men who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 18, 2014, 10:12:40 AM
Know how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 18, 2014, 10:28:19 AM
Treat a lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 18, 2014, 10:43:14 AM
By buying lots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2014, 12:31:16 PM
of washing powder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 18, 2014, 13:51:29 PM
And marigold gloves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 18, 2014, 13:53:01 PM
To delicately scrub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 18, 2014, 14:35:55 PM
the underside of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 18, 2014, 14:37:02 PM
a very smelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 18, 2014, 14:38:03 PM
vest and underpants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2014, 17:23:37 PM
Why do you always lower the tone Can


From Marks and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on September 18, 2014, 20:41:35 PM
found he had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2014, 21:14:44 PM
Worn out the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on September 18, 2014, 22:08:46 PM
the gusset because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2014, 23:04:55 PM
They sweated buckets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 06:41:07 AM
From running the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2014, 09:02:58 AM
other way again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 09:06:18 AM
To avoid the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2014, 09:13:40 AM
The barmaid who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 19, 2014, 14:13:26 PM
had the bill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 19, 2014, 14:14:26 PM
Quote from: DaveW on September 18, 2014, 17:23:37 PM
Why do you always lower the tone Can


From Marks and

You have seen him in his vest Dave, sat there supping his afternoon tea and scones that you paid for   :o

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 14:40:42 PM
So she had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 19, 2014, 14:44:54 PM
a big stick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 14:52:11 PM
To poke him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2014, 15:21:24 PM
to wake him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 15:23:28 PM
Up from his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2014, 17:04:30 PM
Boring rugby game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 17:38:26 PM
So sulks when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2014, 19:22:44 PM
His team gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 19:26:07 PM
Beaten by girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2014, 20:44:13 PM
with bad attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 20:50:21 PM
Because of idiots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2014, 21:21:28 PM
Who dont know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 21:23:05 PM
How to drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2014, 21:24:32 PM
Lots and keep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 21:32:29 PM
Their kebab from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2014, 21:38:25 PM
Dropping on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 19, 2014, 21:48:41 PM
Floor of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 20, 2014, 00:50:38 AM
Dressing room shower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2014, 05:53:03 AM
Where Can likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2014, 08:44:08 AM
To sit and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 20, 2014, 09:14:51 AM
Fiddle with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2014, 09:49:36 AM
overfilled wallet that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2014, 09:51:54 AM
Hasn't seen the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 20, 2014, 09:54:30 AM
Light of day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2014, 09:57:21 AM
For years and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 20, 2014, 09:59:31 AM
Years because he's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2014, 13:04:23 PM
A tight wad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 20, 2014, 13:31:20 PM
And only spends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2014, 13:54:11 PM
when it suits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2014, 14:29:37 PM
Him because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 20, 2014, 14:55:38 PM
Only spends on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 00:29:58 AM
Blonde bimbos with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2014, 00:54:19 AM
Enhanced breasts which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 05:29:13 AM
May pop when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2014, 07:19:10 AM
Exposed to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 07:36:11 AM
Fake tan salon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2014, 07:47:38 AM
Causing everyone to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 07:51:33 AM
Choke on smelly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2014, 08:05:33 AM
Plastic fillets that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 08:24:50 AM
Look like they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2014, 08:26:10 AM
Have been massaged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 09:45:08 AM
By toilet stranglers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 09:57:08 AM
Then pierced with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 10:38:27 AM
A rusty stud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 10:39:28 AM
Which rubbed on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 10:40:48 AM
Someone else's toothbrush
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 10:44:09 AM
Which had batteries
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2014, 10:46:24 AM
as flat as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 10:49:47 AM
The old car
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2014, 10:50:30 AM
that he drives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 10:51:59 AM
Looking for lost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2014, 10:53:08 AM
loose women who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 10:56:10 AM
Only drink cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 11:02:50 AM
Yorkshire wine with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 11:07:01 AM
Chavs that look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 11:14:03 AM
Like Oompa Loompas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 11:17:18 AM
And prance round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 11:24:50 AM
In thong bikini's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 11:30:22 AM
Pretending to sing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 11:35:46 AM
A-gaa doo dooo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 11:52:44 AM
And pushing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 11:57:06 AM
Pineapple up ahill
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2014, 15:47:52 PM
covered in sticky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2014, 16:19:42 PM
Honey which came
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2014, 17:12:28 PM
with his croissant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 21, 2014, 18:55:01 PM
And flaky pastry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2014, 19:36:09 PM
Which came from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2014, 21:19:18 PM
The Beach Cafe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 21, 2014, 22:51:39 PM
on the beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 22, 2014, 03:59:17 AM
Where the sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 22, 2014, 06:26:55 AM
Is surrounded by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2014, 07:08:27 AM
old northern folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 22, 2014, 07:22:10 AM
with long grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2014, 07:58:17 AM
Beards that touch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 22, 2014, 08:01:29 AM
Their knobbly knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2014, 08:05:52 AM
Making them look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 22, 2014, 08:06:24 AM
Just like kennys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2014, 08:15:19 AM
When he's wandering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 22, 2014, 08:28:13 AM
goes on touching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 22, 2014, 08:29:26 AM
His shiny pipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2014, 14:44:22 PM
On his new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2014, 14:55:27 PM
Indoor BBQ which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 22, 2014, 15:05:34 PM
He's only allowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 22, 2014, 20:34:06 PM
To use once
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2014, 23:51:18 PM
Before he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 23, 2014, 03:54:56 AM
To go on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 07:09:35 AM
His naked romps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 23, 2014, 07:30:09 AM
before he gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 08:22:12 AM
Sand in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 09:55:57 AM
overcooked pork sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 10:07:04 AM
Which reminds of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 10:37:41 AM
A story she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 10:40:11 AM
Once chose to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 11:25:20 AM
pm to Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 11:28:53 AM
With pictures that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 11:31:14 AM
would shock even
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 11:40:20 AM
The more mature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 23, 2014, 13:54:09 PM
Emmerdale photographer when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 14:00:48 PM
They see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 14:29:33 PM
size of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 14:35:13 PM
Sun burn blisters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 14:37:04 PM
on her ample
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 14:41:06 PM
Thighs that have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 14:44:46 PM
a tattoo of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 14:47:29 PM
A love heart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 15:45:28 PM
With VR across
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 15:51:36 PM
Can's picture taken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 15:52:11 PM
On his beloved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 15:53:29 PM
Paradise club night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 15:56:16 PM
Where he parades
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 15:57:14 PM
In his thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 15:58:38 PM
And string vest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 15:59:21 PM
And white socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:02:05 PM
And pink sandals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 16:05:28 PM
With his sporran
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:07:40 PM
He made from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 16:08:51 PM
His sheep's best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:10:47 PM
Innards That smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 23, 2014, 16:28:14 PM
like a yorkishire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:40:01 PM
Terrier crossed with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 23, 2014, 16:42:48 PM
a dingle drosser
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:44:47 PM
Who eats and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 23, 2014, 16:47:31 PM
farts like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:48:49 PM
Geordie bloke on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 23, 2014, 16:51:21 PM
Guinness and sprouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:52:12 PM
Then blames the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 23, 2014, 16:53:33 PM
wife and dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 16:57:25 PM
Which gets him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 23, 2014, 17:01:34 PM
off the hook
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 23, 2014, 18:57:15 PM
Until its time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 19:11:25 PM
to start his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 23, 2014, 19:11:56 PM
Tractor when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 19:18:02 PM
Start to chase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 19:19:23 PM
attractive looking sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 19:20:20 PM
From the hills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 23, 2014, 19:28:09 PM
Dressed in green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 19:29:28 PM
Onesies with large
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 20:04:14 PM
Ears to hold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 23, 2014, 20:10:00 PM
Cartons of alcoholic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 20:15:20 PM
Based Vaseline for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2014, 20:18:29 PM
a nice easy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 04:15:35 AM
Entry into the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 06:31:38 AM
Beautiful Yorkshire countryside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 24, 2014, 07:33:13 AM
where everyone is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 08:09:24 AM
Speaking in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 08:10:24 AM
Slow drunk manner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 08:24:55 AM
That Lancys dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 10:37:25 AM
because only drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 10:40:16 AM
Cheap white wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 11:01:55 AM
from a back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 11:44:21 AM
street shop which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 24, 2014, 14:20:46 PM
sells Essex wine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 14:54:28 PM
In plastic bottles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 14:56:56 PM
to stop any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 14:58:03 PM
Glass been smashed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 15:11:15 PM
over naughty mens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2014, 15:29:45 PM
shiny new cars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 15:31:34 PM
Before they bumped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 15:49:44 PM
into the wall
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 24, 2014, 16:51:11 PM
and caused lots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 16:51:50 PM
Of damage to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 24, 2014, 17:00:23 PM
the side of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 17:01:41 PM
His Hyundai 40
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 24, 2014, 17:04:42 PM
which is now
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 17:07:44 PM
In the garage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 24, 2014, 17:10:06 PM
so he will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 17:10:54 PM
Have to pay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 24, 2014, 17:11:38 PM
but thats ok
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 17:34:22 PM
Cos he's minted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 19:22:43 PM
After winning the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 19:37:25 PM
raffle in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 19:40:48 PM
Local club house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 19:43:35 PM
where jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 19:44:32 PM
Are sold to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 19:50:39 PM
the pearly kings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 19:55:44 PM
With a glass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 20:05:50 PM
of London Pride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 20:17:23 PM
In an engraved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 20:19:19 PM
pewter tankard with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 20:24:59 PM
A gold plated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 20:26:15 PM
Dave written on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 24, 2014, 20:26:45 PM
So he doesn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 20:41:35 PM
Forget what his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 20:42:30 PM
name is cos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 20:46:20 PM
Hes over 60
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 20:54:57 PM
and sometimes forgets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 20:58:16 PM
What hes doing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 21:04:36 PM
like leaving his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 21:05:19 PM
Wallet in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 21:07:58 PM
paradise club where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 21:08:58 PM
He decided to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 21:11:03 PM
try a cartwheel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2014, 21:20:40 PM
Wearing a kilt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2014, 21:48:12 PM
Without flashing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 21:52:11 PM
Bits and pieces
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2014, 22:04:04 PM
That can excite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 22:09:11 PM
Even the most
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2014, 22:10:03 PM
Experienced young female
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 22:11:47 PM
Who's seen plenty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2014, 22:12:19 PM
Of Can's flesh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2014, 22:17:21 PM
Over the years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 25, 2014, 00:25:20 AM
Unlike Ronnie who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 04:07:25 AM
Likes to keep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2014, 06:43:42 AM
everything under wraps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 08:15:09 AM
And not flaunt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: vr46 on September 25, 2014, 09:42:57 AM
it on here
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 09:44:46 AM
because it might
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 10:31:33 AM
Upset the delicate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 25, 2014, 11:46:02 AM
young boys who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 13:53:29 PM
have not experienced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 16:17:09 PM
Real black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 16:28:02 PM
that clogs arteries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 25, 2014, 16:29:08 PM
and causes smelly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 16:30:08 PM
breath that will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 25, 2014, 16:31:49 PM
make everybody run
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 17:38:38 PM
In the opposite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 18:21:17 PM
Direction into a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 18:57:49 PM
Dark alley where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 19:36:50 PM
where dark people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 19:37:22 PM
Look darkly at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 19:38:18 PM
very dark things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 19:40:32 PM
That are darker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 19:53:18 PM
Than the darkest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 19:57:20 PM
Dark chocolate that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 19:58:54 PM
Was really dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 19:59:19 PM
In deepest dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:07:42 PM
And the darkest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 20:08:30 PM
Deep dark pit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:09:38 PM
Where the dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 20:10:24 PM
People darken their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:21:32 PM
Dark hair darker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 20:36:45 PM
Than the darker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 20:37:50 PM
Jet black ink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:38:51 PM
Which was dark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 20:40:15 PM
Compared with other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:41:21 PM
Less dark inks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 20:42:18 PM
That darken Doncaster
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 20:43:17 PM
And other Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 20:43:56 PM
Places that darken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:44:40 PM
The really dark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 20:49:57 PM
Shadows that darken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:50:35 PM
In the dark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 20:52:05 PM
Bradford bulls stadium
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:53:36 PM
Where the Gods
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 20:55:02 PM
Struggle to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 20:56:54 PM
The dark humour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 20:58:29 PM
That lights up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 21:00:18 PM
The darkest place
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:01:33 PM
Which hides even
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:01:58 PM
The darkened Leeds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:02:57 PM
When the electricity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 21:03:54 PM
failed making it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:04:32 PM
A nicer place
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:05:22 PM
But darker than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:06:56 PM
Manchester which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:08:32 PM
Cemetery with lights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:14:30 PM
Which shine down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:15:28 PM
On old Trafford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:17:02 PM
Where a certain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:17:55 PM
Dutchman excites all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 21:19:57 PM
The really dark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:20:36 PM
Sense of humour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:22:13 PM
Which only he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 21:24:06 PM
Finds funny cos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:27:14 PM
no one else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:30:57 PM
Can understand what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:31:38 PM
he is on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:31:59 PM
About so just
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:33:02 PM
smile and nod
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2014, 21:38:20 PM
And walk away
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2014, 21:39:13 PM
while thinking what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2014, 22:11:23 PM
is going on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 22:14:51 PM
In the dark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2014, 22:20:58 PM
dark corners of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 22:28:32 PM
A dark mind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2014, 22:33:44 PM
where dark thoughts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 22:35:01 PM
Were even darker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2014, 22:42:15 PM
than the darkest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 22:46:04 PM
Place that you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2014, 22:47:43 PM
could take anyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2014, 22:48:25 PM
And have a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2014, 22:49:45 PM
naan bread with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2014, 05:16:10 AM
A mild Korma
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2014, 06:23:26 AM
Cos his guts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 07:18:45 AM
Are very delicate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 26, 2014, 07:20:56 AM
and he doesn`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 07:23:11 AM
Dare chance anything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2014, 07:33:29 AM
That is slightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 26, 2014, 11:06:50 AM
edible especially from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 17:08:28 PM
The Bradford Morrisons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 26, 2014, 17:43:25 PM
Dark dungeons of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2014, 18:56:21 PM
The food emporium
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 19:50:29 PM
Where he buys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2014, 19:51:40 PM
His edible undies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 19:52:24 PM
To enhance the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2014, 19:53:10 PM
Pleasure of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 19:53:52 PM
Varied diet that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2014, 19:54:28 PM
Includes lots of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 19:55:05 PM
Dodgy black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2014, 19:56:21 PM
Made in Bury
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 19:57:46 PM
From the offcuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2014, 20:00:46 PM
Of the pigs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2014, 20:01:39 PM
Not good enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 26, 2014, 23:11:38 PM
To become bratwurst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2014, 09:15:35 AM
only nasty tasting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2014, 11:42:04 AM
trotters which made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 27, 2014, 20:13:06 PM
northerners suckle with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 27, 2014, 20:20:37 PM
The thought of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2014, 21:58:28 PM
A nice prawn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2014, 22:02:13 PM
Mixed with fresh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2014, 22:04:44 PM
Fishy tastes that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2014, 22:11:59 PM
take you back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 28, 2014, 00:04:41 AM
To Brighton pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 28, 2014, 00:56:38 AM
When you used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2014, 08:02:53 AM
To eat jellied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 28, 2014, 08:03:24 AM
Pigs hearts and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2014, 08:04:22 AM
Other southern delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 28, 2014, 08:05:07 AM
Which makes normal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2014, 08:17:05 AM
Northerners want to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 28, 2014, 08:18:57 AM
Gag and laugh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2014, 08:21:48 AM
At their strange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 28, 2014, 08:29:53 AM
Habits that don't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 28, 2014, 08:40:00 AM
Compare to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 28, 2014, 08:46:00 AM
Class of manchester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 28, 2014, 08:49:45 AM
Where they eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 28, 2014, 08:51:13 AM
Alcoholic fruit in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 28, 2014, 08:52:22 AM
Bowls of stew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2014, 08:53:32 AM
Unlike Irishmen who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 28, 2014, 08:54:11 AM
Eat our steak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2014, 11:14:25 AM
and stray cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2014, 08:26:07 AM
With french fries
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2014, 08:52:02 AM
drenched in tomato
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2014, 10:30:05 AM
Ketchup,Heinz of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 29, 2014, 10:52:22 AM
Chicken soup and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2014, 10:55:41 AM
slice of bread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 29, 2014, 10:57:26 AM
Made by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2014, 14:43:15 PM
Little boy who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2014, 15:18:24 PM
put his finger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2014, 15:34:27 PM
In the dyke


Ooooh her missus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 29, 2014, 16:46:47 PM
who didnt enjoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 29, 2014, 16:50:49 PM
such shocking unpleasantries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 29, 2014, 16:51:27 PM
where rubber is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 29, 2014, 17:01:58 PM
Only needed if
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2014, 19:00:31 PM
Water is leaking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 29, 2014, 23:52:46 PM
Down the boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2014, 00:17:08 AM
And your feet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 07:22:12 AM
Are getting slightly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 08:53:56 AM
soiled from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 11:51:52 AM
Constant use of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2014, 12:05:49 PM
The toilet which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 13:03:08 PM
was situated in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 13:06:17 PM
The first class
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 13:12:04 PM
lounge in Gatwick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 13:12:52 PM
Where the classy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 13:13:31 PM
business fraternity enjoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 13:16:46 PM
A cup of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 13:17:14 PM
Earl Grey with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 13:21:38 PM
A large slice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2014, 13:51:40 PM
Of Madera cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 15:14:59 PM
and some tiffin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 15:35:55 PM
served on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 16:04:15 PM
Bed of feathers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 16:35:47 PM
causing a nasty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 18:03:07 PM
Coughing fit which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 19:24:33 PM
Caused him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 20:23:44 PM
Turn a strange
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 20:41:31 PM
shade of green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 21:05:32 PM
And behaving like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on September 30, 2014, 21:21:38 PM
An ageing drunk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 21:43:27 PM
man from Leinster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 21:44:40 PM
Who sways to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 21:45:33 PM
the shaking Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 21:48:58 PM
Lass who is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 21:49:27 PM
up for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 21:51:53 PM
With her lovebird
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2014, 21:54:57 PM
little leprechaun with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 22:05:14 PM
His rotten jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on September 30, 2014, 22:37:35 PM
Supporting Leeds United
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2014, 22:56:30 PM
And Munster rugby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 01, 2014, 00:35:15 AM
Kicking Tottenham ass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2014, 02:31:07 AM
Because southern softies


Tottenham managers words ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 07:00:02 AM
Always drop the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 01, 2014, 10:20:28 AM
balls because are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2014, 11:09:04 AM
Wanting Gareth back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2014, 15:09:22 PM
home where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2014, 15:19:35 PM
Was loved by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2014, 16:30:51 PM
The loyal supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 16:45:57 PM
Who appreciated his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 01, 2014, 17:38:57 PM
spicy meatballs with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 17:47:15 PM
Freshly pickled beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 01, 2014, 17:48:44 PM
and a buttered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 17:52:55 PM
Currant teacake with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2014, 19:21:12 PM
A sick bucket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 19:34:50 PM
at the ready
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2014, 19:38:13 PM
For The dicky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 19:41:23 PM
stomach that might
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2014, 19:42:31 PM
Reject the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 19:50:16 PM
delicacies which sometimes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2014, 19:52:06 PM
Poison the recipient
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 19:58:07 PM
it theyve not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2014, 20:48:42 PM
taken special precautions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 20:50:46 PM
for there delicate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 01, 2014, 21:50:03 PM
teeny weeny bites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 21:58:46 PM
That look very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 01, 2014, 22:02:39 PM
sweet and sickly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 22:28:28 PM
Like Tia Maria's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 01, 2014, 22:35:20 PM
or Disaronno which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2014, 22:40:16 PM
Really gets you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 01, 2014, 23:28:50 PM
smelling of marzipan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2014, 02:37:19 AM
Which in turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 02, 2014, 05:59:29 AM
Makes you balk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2014, 07:33:34 AM
Unless your hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 02, 2014, 08:11:22 AM
Unlike some down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 09:32:12 AM
in Manchester or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2014, 10:23:07 AM
Even in Blackburn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 10:50:01 AM
where northern softies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2014, 11:49:47 AM
Make southern pufters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 02, 2014, 12:33:12 PM
look like little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 13:15:03 PM
Dynamos cuddling northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2014, 13:28:41 PM
girls because they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 13:32:53 PM
prefer southern men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2014, 14:04:25 PM
at six years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2014, 14:56:25 PM
Older than their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 15:01:23 PM
husbands for maturity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2014, 15:05:15 PM
Or sugar daddies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 15:05:54 PM
to satisfy their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2014, 15:31:30 PM
Taste for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 16:06:07 PM
Good life that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2014, 17:02:04 PM
Southerners can't give
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 17:06:13 PM
Without total commitment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 02, 2014, 18:31:47 PM
So opt for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 19:16:28 PM
Roughing it with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2014, 00:38:46 AM
Tubby Isaacs the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 03, 2014, 01:33:23 AM
Whelk seller from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2014, 07:44:46 AM
Down petticoat lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2014, 10:39:05 AM
purveyor of fine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 03, 2014, 11:56:08 AM
Football teams so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2014, 13:11:29 PM
Never trust a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2014, 14:56:39 PM
Lancashire men offering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2014, 15:07:03 PM
spicy chicken wings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 03, 2014, 15:08:10 PM
Which are like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2014, 15:13:57 PM
vindaloo but hotter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2014, 15:19:07 PM
and really make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 03, 2014, 15:25:08 PM
Your ring sting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2014, 15:31:32 PM
especially when Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2014, 16:54:08 PM
dips his eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 03, 2014, 20:39:26 PM
in mushy peas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2014, 00:21:43 AM
And beetroot puree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2014, 07:21:00 AM
He pinched from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 04, 2014, 09:13:34 AM
A fit northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2014, 12:23:02 PM
Bloke who knew
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2014, 13:05:08 PM
how to fool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2014, 15:34:35 PM
A southern pussy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2014, 17:12:32 PM
to not laugh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2014, 00:06:01 AM
When he knows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2014, 07:40:54 AM
He is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2014, 08:09:11 AM
Going to tolerate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2014, 09:17:38 AM

Nonsense from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 05, 2014, 09:35:45 AM
Football fans that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2014, 09:51:15 AM
Unfortunately support spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2014, 10:19:54 AM
frustrated with failure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2014, 10:49:18 AM
After failure after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2014, 13:13:28 PM
A very premature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2014, 13:21:17 PM
Exit from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2014, 13:23:24 PM
Bar when it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2014, 13:31:04 PM
Became certain it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2014, 16:02:55 PM
was Jon's round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2014, 23:19:39 PM
So he hid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 06, 2014, 06:15:25 AM
With his phone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2014, 07:14:14 AM
In the toilet ::)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 06, 2014, 07:19:48 AM
for the umpteenth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2014, 08:19:45 AM
Don't you start ;D ;D

Time due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2014, 10:16:08 AM
His weak bladder
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2014, 11:31:42 AM
and loss of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 06, 2014, 15:18:38 PM
Memory because of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2014, 15:53:46 PM
All the drossing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2014, 16:10:16 PM
And cheap ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2014, 16:28:47 PM
Supplied by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 06, 2014, 16:48:28 PM
mate at Talk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2014, 17:05:18 PM
Of the town
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2014, 23:52:33 PM
Which is the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 07, 2014, 07:20:59 AM
hub of Corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2014, 07:50:13 AM
Where trendy people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2014, 08:58:52 AM
compare their tattoos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2014, 09:40:15 AM
With the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2014, 10:46:37 AM
One winning a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2014, 11:31:28 AM
Free game of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2014, 13:06:39 PM
hide the sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2014, 14:22:27 PM
In Dave's wallet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2014, 16:38:53 PM
Covered in mustard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2014, 20:01:13 PM
from head to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2014, 20:47:51 PM
The bottom of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2014, 20:49:02 PM
his best wellies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2014, 20:54:47 PM
Acquired from a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2014, 20:56:19 PM
certain Irishman called
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2014, 20:58:57 PM
Big babe can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2014, 21:04:35 PM
who loved his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2014, 01:36:25 AM
Lovely Lancashire Lass ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 03:20:27 AM
Because she made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 08:41:56 AM
him get excited
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 10:14:51 AM
And call her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 11:23:13 AM
his princess and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 11:25:42 AM
follow her like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 11:26:43 AM
a love sick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 11:28:57 AM
dog agreeing with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 11:29:57 AM
anything that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 11:34:49 AM
asked him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 08, 2014, 11:35:37 AM
Until she ditched
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 11:36:56 AM
the underhand stalker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 11:37:43 AM
on his birthday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 08, 2014, 11:38:36 AM
For a biker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 11:39:12 AM
in leathers and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 11:39:53 AM
twenty years younger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 11:40:34 AM
the little leprechaun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 11:48:09 AM
was totally devastated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 08, 2014, 11:55:14 AM
So married a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2014, 12:49:44 PM
Young cambodian girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 15:41:45 PM
Called Heren who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 16:19:11 PM
couldn't pronounce 'L's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 16:52:48 PM
but a jilted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 17:37:36 PM
Irishman isn't chosey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 17:38:08 PM
and will stoop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 17:39:54 PM
To any level
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 17:42:17 PM
to replace Helen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2014, 17:46:39 PM
To satisfy his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 18:01:55 PM
need for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 08, 2014, 19:37:26 PM
Quick cuddle behind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 19:38:03 PM
the tractor shed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 08, 2014, 19:38:36 PM
Being watched by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 19:43:35 PM
his flock of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 08, 2014, 19:46:44 PM
Geese ready for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2014, 21:00:29 PM
a fight with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2014, 01:55:09 AM
The old bull
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 09, 2014, 07:23:38 AM
near the cow-pat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 07:47:41 AM
next to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2014, 08:23:01 AM
Usual seat were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 09:57:41 AM
he can smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 10:02:05 AM
Heren's lovely big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 10:04:53 AM
juicy freshly baked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 10:17:32 AM
Melons he squeezed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 11:04:30 AM
so that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 11:39:10 AM
looked like Helen's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 11:43:57 AM
healthily toned but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2014, 11:44:42 AM
 were hidden under
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 11:45:32 AM
multiple layers of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 11:52:12 AM
Cans pig manure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2014, 11:58:06 AM
Put on to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 13:22:41 PM
Firm up the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 13:30:37 PM
thighs for wrapping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 09, 2014, 13:43:52 PM
up and giving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 13:46:07 PM
better grip on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 09, 2014, 13:49:39 PM
the wrinkly old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 13:50:28 PM
64 year old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 09, 2014, 13:52:47 PM
bald yorkshire man                     ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 14:01:26 PM
who liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 09, 2014, 14:03:19 PM
earn money stripping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 14:15:43 PM
for Lancashire Lassies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 09, 2014, 14:17:31 PM
that pay well
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 14:18:41 PM
to see a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 09, 2014, 14:25:11 PM
drunk dancer on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2014, 15:12:20 PM
From Bratford perform
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 16:01:57 PM
to desperate biddies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2014, 17:09:15 PM
Hoping to get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 18:06:16 PM
A bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2014, 19:32:21 PM
A smooth talking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2014, 22:49:56 PM
From Yorkshire's finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2014, 00:05:25 AM
But could he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 03:05:13 AM
Perform when it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 06:32:09 AM
Actually came to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 07:16:00 AM
The crunch with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 10, 2014, 07:28:34 AM
a bag of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 07:55:46 AM
Cheesy wotsits and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2014, 09:29:23 AM
Some pickled onions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 10:49:17 AM
Don't forget mibeetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 12:05:36 PM
and cold glass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 12:12:57 PM
of lager to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 12:14:20 PM
help see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2014, 12:25:46 PM
evening through until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 12:31:11 PM
he crossed the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 12:56:21 PM
hills to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 13:43:16 PM
H a new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2014, 13:57:00 PM
Pair of large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 13:57:51 PM
earings to match
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2014, 14:00:11 PM
The door knockers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 14:04:36 PM
hand crafted by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 14:26:47 PM
Can in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 15:18:22 PM
Rusty old shed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2014, 15:48:38 PM
where he plays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 15:59:25 PM
With his pipe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2014, 16:36:23 PM
Stuck up his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2014, 20:14:35 PM
vice to ensure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 10, 2014, 20:48:28 PM
A high pitch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2014, 00:30:30 AM
Was enabled before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2014, 07:47:46 AM
He entertained his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2014, 10:24:23 AM
Lancashire lass to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 11, 2014, 10:32:12 AM
Send her asleep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 11, 2014, 10:38:23 AM
Caressing her hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 11, 2014, 10:39:11 AM
And feeding her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 11, 2014, 10:39:46 AM
Olives and grapes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2014, 12:55:49 PM
before gently removing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 11, 2014, 17:42:31 PM
The big pips
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2014, 20:05:25 PM
And spitting them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2014, 21:53:50 PM
Into her mouth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 11, 2014, 22:11:36 PM
Caressing her lips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 04:52:09 AM
Before she threw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2014, 08:48:32 AM
Him onto the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2014, 09:19:35 AM
Peat bog where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2014, 09:31:45 AM
He did a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 09:37:58 AM
Really strange dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2014, 09:41:42 AM
For spectacular H
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 09:42:33 AM
Which she found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2014, 09:46:13 AM
To be spectacular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 09:51:34 AM
But very strange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2014, 09:56:41 AM
Because he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 09:59:43 AM
Wearing a pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2014, 10:02:54 AM
Tutu with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 10:04:18 AM
Large picture of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2014, 10:11:57 AM
Elton John holding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2014, 13:04:57 PM
A yellow brick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 12, 2014, 13:22:18 PM
Fizzle stick and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 14:08:06 PM
A large pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 12, 2014, 14:19:26 PM
Vibrating wand that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 14:32:16 PM
Was used to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2014, 14:49:04 PM
accompany Rolf with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2014, 15:54:12 PM
Teaching the children
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2014, 16:04:25 PM
How to hold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 17:04:22 PM
A quite small
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2014, 17:53:33 PM
Didgeridoo while humming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 20:22:10 PM
The theme from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2014, 20:25:49 PM
The dam busters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 12, 2014, 20:28:02 PM
Whilst watching a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2014, 20:29:13 PM
Film on how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 13, 2014, 00:09:06 AM
To inflate sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2014, 08:47:30 AM
without using your
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2014, 08:52:27 AM
Hands  whilst  playing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2014, 10:15:18 AM
with a pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2014, 12:59:13 PM
Of crystal balls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 13, 2014, 13:48:59 PM
and hand pump
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2014, 14:34:51 PM
to inflate his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2014, 15:19:05 PM
Ego which had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2014, 15:49:42 PM
been increased due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2014, 16:45:04 PM
To H's attentions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2014, 19:36:18 PM
And words of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2014, 22:53:34 PM
Endearment like babe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 14, 2014, 00:13:27 AM
And outshone the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 14, 2014, 05:27:50 AM
Shy people of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 14, 2014, 07:03:54 AM
West Yorkshire who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2014, 10:00:02 AM
go straight for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 14, 2014, 11:44:13 AM
wrinkly old dames
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2014, 12:23:33 PM
with vast experience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 14, 2014, 12:57:50 PM
and charge by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2014, 19:50:46 PM
The millimetre when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2014, 20:10:31 PM
H insists on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2014, 20:12:28 PM
Value for money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2014, 20:14:24 PM
so she makes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2014, 20:15:52 PM
A squeal of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2014, 20:17:05 PM
delight when Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2014, 20:18:42 PM
Managed to find
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2014, 20:41:04 PM
a joke which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 14, 2014, 20:42:01 PM
Tickled her fancy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2014, 21:31:39 PM
Which he often
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 14, 2014, 22:19:54 PM
Tried to do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 14, 2014, 23:54:07 PM
With loving care
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 15, 2014, 06:22:00 AM
But only laughed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 15, 2014, 06:46:47 AM
When he so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 15, 2014, 07:34:09 AM
didnt want to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2014, 08:16:47 AM
But he idolised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 15, 2014, 08:33:44 AM
his babe so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2014, 10:10:13 AM
He internet groomed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 15, 2014, 11:55:50 AM
an older model
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 15, 2014, 13:38:53 PM
from London area
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2014, 14:42:29 PM
who saw through
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 15, 2014, 20:05:52 PM
All his blarney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2014, 20:17:30 PM
so he went
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 15, 2014, 23:17:42 PM
back to TOTT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2014, 23:45:31 PM
For a game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 15, 2014, 23:49:52 PM
Of tiddlywinks with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2014, 23:52:35 PM
His beloved princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 00:05:26 AM
Of the north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 02:03:59 AM
Side of Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 06:38:33 AM
Who had gone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 07:07:23 AM
Awol from her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2014, 07:11:55 AM
sunbed next to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 07:12:26 AM
Her beloved washer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2014, 07:16:00 AM
so she could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 07:18:57 AM
Keep an eye
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2014, 07:21:24 AM
on her whites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 07:22:08 AM
So that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2014, 07:23:16 AM
all came out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 07:24:12 AM
Pristine and clean 
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2014, 07:24:57 AM
ready for Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 07:27:39 AM
To sniff them  ???
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2014, 07:29:24 AM
to cure his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 07:32:19 AM
Phobia of getting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2014, 08:10:42 AM
kicks from clean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 09:32:37 AM
Lacy thongs which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2014, 09:39:28 AM
Raise his pulse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 09:41:49 AM
Making him very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 13:52:49 PM
horny horny horny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 14:12:53 PM
So gets out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2014, 14:13:59 PM
His very dangerous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 19:30:39 PM
Python which has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 19:32:13 PM
Pink glitter from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 19:35:46 PM
Head to toe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 19:44:00 PM
On yorkshire stage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 20:00:25 PM
Where top performers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 20:01:59 PM
Wear their wellies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 20:03:23 PM
And leopard skin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 20:05:15 PM
Bra and thong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2014, 20:09:20 PM
Donated by Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 20:18:08 PM
From club Paridiso
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2014, 20:19:21 PM
Regulars special collection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 20:24:18 PM
From South Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 20:33:23 PM
WhereCans jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 20:35:27 PM
Got applauded for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 20:39:46 PM
Extreme hilarious fits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 20:43:24 PM
And giggles that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 20:44:55 PM
Jiggle her boobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 20:50:48 PM
Causing a lot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 20:58:34 PM
Of problems for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 21:04:02 PM
Flat chested chavs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 21:05:00 PM
Who wished they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 21:05:16 PM
Had stayed at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 21:05:52 PM
The fish wives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 21:13:14 PM
Eating a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 21:16:27 PM
Sour lemon to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 21:17:06 PM
To get rid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 21:18:02 PM
Of pleased look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 21:20:28 PM
And sarcastic grin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 21:31:42 PM
From his face
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 21:33:53 PM
Caused by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 21:36:03 PM
Retired pensioners Club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 21:45:31 PM
That dressed in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 22:05:16 PM
a pink mankini (ftp://a%20pink%20mankini)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 16, 2014, 22:05:55 PM
And matching finger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 22:10:37 PM
Ehh ;D lost me ;D

Poke that was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2014, 22:25:07 PM
Not as big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2014, 22:39:45 PM
As Can thought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 17, 2014, 07:06:11 AM
But he still
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 17, 2014, 07:23:55 AM
liked the smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 17, 2014, 07:55:22 AM
After he had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2014, 08:51:26 AM
bathed in fragrant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 17, 2014, 14:23:26 PM
chillie con carne
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2014, 14:24:21 PM
with curry sauce
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Post by: Can the Man on October 17, 2014, 14:25:06 PM
and mango chutney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 17, 2014, 14:29:04 PM
Sprinkled with spicy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 17, 2014, 15:29:55 PM
sprinkles and jewels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 17, 2014, 15:37:17 PM
To look attractive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 17, 2014, 16:01:25 PM
 for his babe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2014, 16:59:24 PM
Who is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 17, 2014, 18:26:51 PM
Taking it lying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 17, 2014, 18:31:00 PM
Down because won't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 17, 2014, 18:42:41 PM
Be able to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 17, 2014, 18:45:04 PM
Perform when prompted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 17, 2014, 18:47:13 PM
To mount a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 17, 2014, 18:48:52 PM
Wooly sheep from
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Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2014, 19:32:06 PM
Can's favourite flock
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 17, 2014, 19:47:04 PM
To keep Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 17, 2014, 19:53:44 PM
In fine knitwear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 17, 2014, 22:04:45 PM
And green wellies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2014, 08:50:58 AM
while driving tractors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 18, 2014, 09:05:10 AM
Singing along to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2014, 09:06:05 AM
the Wurzles greatest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 18, 2014, 09:07:12 AM
In a very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 18, 2014, 13:58:02 PM
loving way,which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 18, 2014, 16:14:02 PM
Resembled grating iron
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2014, 08:23:42 AM
rubbed against a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 09:00:39 AM
Rusty old tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2014, 09:46:49 AM
Parked up in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 09:48:25 AM
A dogging park
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2014, 09:51:31 AM
Where he frequented
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 10:15:42 AM
On many occasions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2014, 14:27:33 PM
Whilst waiting for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 14:31:35 PM
The local cameraman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2014, 14:31:55 PM
To get his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2014, 17:30:12 PM
best angle to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 18:25:38 PM
Film the old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2014, 19:32:59 PM
Boy to make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 19:38:54 PM
A gift for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 19, 2014, 21:56:17 PM
His old lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 21:57:15 PM
Because he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 19, 2014, 22:00:55 PM
Lots of grovelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 22:01:44 PM
To do due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 19, 2014, 22:03:15 PM
To his philandering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 22:04:05 PM
And being rude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 19, 2014, 22:18:01 PM
To Chelsea pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 22:20:25 PM
And caused an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 19, 2014, 22:22:29 PM
Political PC storm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 19, 2014, 22:23:33 PM
So he hid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 20, 2014, 05:17:05 AM
under the duvet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 20, 2014, 07:22:22 AM
whilst smelling his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 20, 2014, 10:29:07 AM
Very mouldy old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2014, 11:27:32 AM
beetroot and pickle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 20, 2014, 14:05:56 PM
that was saving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 20, 2014, 14:07:53 PM
in a ziplock
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 20, 2014, 14:13:58 PM
to take to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 20, 2014, 15:03:09 PM
the airport so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 20, 2014, 16:11:20 PM
didnt need to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 20, 2014, 17:29:03 PM
put in suitcase
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2014, 18:41:33 PM
but carry in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 20, 2014, 19:38:01 PM
His morrisons bag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2014, 21:29:22 PM
Which cost him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2014, 07:07:41 AM
Because it was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 21, 2014, 07:28:56 AM
5p now so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2014, 08:09:36 AM
he will economise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 21, 2014, 08:42:28 AM
And steal the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2014, 10:05:49 AM
Bag when nobody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 21, 2014, 11:32:14 AM
was around but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2014, 12:42:11 PM
Got caught by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 21, 2014, 14:00:52 PM
An irate Scottish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 21, 2014, 17:16:06 PM
man wearing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2014, 17:17:23 PM
Kilt and sporran
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2014, 17:21:19 PM
and high heels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2014, 17:21:42 PM
Which made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 21, 2014, 17:22:07 PM
slightly taller than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2014, 17:22:33 PM
Helen in her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 21, 2014, 18:22:30 PM
Trainers that have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2014, 18:25:52 PM
A hole in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 21, 2014, 18:27:17 PM
Causing a sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2014, 19:25:52 PM
Big toe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2014, 19:55:05 PM
In two words ::) ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2014, 20:43:40 PM
was practicing on mi phone ;D

which just isnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 21, 2014, 20:50:52 PM
Good because can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2014, 21:34:02 PM
Fathom out what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2014, 21:48:55 PM
this is all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2014, 21:53:23 PM
About so he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2014, 22:01:50 PM
started a new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 21, 2014, 22:12:57 PM
thread about monkeys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 22, 2014, 04:07:37 AM
And how they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 22, 2014, 07:55:23 AM
Jump up and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2014, 08:35:51 AM
count their nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2014, 10:49:01 AM
So that Tarzan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 22, 2014, 12:16:51 PM
can swing with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2014, 12:49:35 PM
the knowledge that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 22, 2014, 12:59:21 PM
he won't have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 22, 2014, 16:28:17 PM
to rely on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2014, 16:58:05 PM
Jane to hold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2014, 17:41:45 PM
on to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 22, 2014, 19:01:29 PM
Pink man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2014, 19:10:28 PM
Made from ostrich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2014, 20:31:36 PM
scrotum which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2014, 22:56:54 PM
Borrowed from Can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2014, 04:30:44 AM
Who had a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 23, 2014, 08:18:34 AM
Fetish for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2014, 08:37:16 AM
kinkier thing in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2014, 09:59:55 AM
His favourite club
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2014, 11:29:00 AM
Where he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2014, 11:55:55 AM
often seen performing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 23, 2014, 12:26:22 PM
the gangham style
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2014, 13:03:50 PM
to the sound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2014, 13:09:15 PM
Bagpipes played by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 23, 2014, 13:20:38 PM
a very pasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2014, 13:43:22 PM
leprechaun from Sligo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 23, 2014, 13:55:05 PM
That talks like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2014, 16:53:53 PM
Mrs Brown after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2014, 16:56:32 PM
a few sherbets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2014, 17:04:26 PM
which he can`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2014, 17:04:56 PM
really handle because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2014, 17:08:16 PM
his normal drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2014, 17:09:03 PM
is afternoon tea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2014, 17:11:33 PM
with hob nobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2014, 17:12:20 PM
and jam scones
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2014, 17:14:04 PM
don`t forget the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2014, 17:16:16 PM
the lace doilies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2014, 17:20:49 PM
and the cucumber
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 23, 2014, 18:22:46 PM
Sandwiches cut into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2014, 19:17:00 PM
Quarters with crusts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 23, 2014, 20:41:06 PM
Off because it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2014, 20:45:55 PM
Played havoc with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2014, 20:59:39 PM
His diet of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 23, 2014, 21:02:10 PM
Water and whiskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2014, 22:14:35 PM
 And lettuce leaves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2014, 22:43:38 PM
wrapped around chirizo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 24, 2014, 00:23:35 AM
Wrapped in blackpudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 24, 2014, 05:09:44 AM
With curry sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 07:10:18 AM
From a recipe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 09:36:54 AM
Off the Internet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 10:36:41 AM
That he emailed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 11:36:46 AM
To a Manc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 12:25:32 PM
every single day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 12:26:56 PM
With pictures to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 12:28:29 PM
show her how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 12:29:27 PM
To create his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 12:31:02 PM
fitness programme which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 12:32:20 PM
He refuses to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 12:35:44 PM
follow because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 12:37:25 PM
Would rather sit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 12:39:49 PM
on his tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 12:41:08 PM
Fiddling with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 12:43:17 PM
top shelf magazines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 12:45:41 PM
And watching dirty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2014, 13:49:08 PM
Videos on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 14:05:02 PM
Pink iPad that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 24, 2014, 14:17:14 PM
has London Birds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 14:17:51 PM
Performing in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 14:20:05 PM
most unusual way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 14:23:54 PM
With a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 24, 2014, 14:33:00 PM
Orifice between two
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2014, 14:44:31 PM
God like figures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 24, 2014, 14:51:12 PM
on Mount Venus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 24, 2014, 16:18:11 PM
Looking a bit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2014, 17:41:16 PM
tarty with their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 24, 2014, 21:11:31 PM
Bleached blond hair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2014, 22:06:37 PM
And short skirts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 24, 2014, 22:14:33 PM
and fish fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 25, 2014, 03:44:24 AM
Which needed a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2014, 08:06:24 AM
a little spicy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 25, 2014, 08:10:48 AM
Homemade sauce from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2014, 12:02:19 PM
the finest chillies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2014, 13:20:11 PM
Cultivated specifically for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 25, 2014, 17:25:05 PM
Yorkshire tangy pallets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 25, 2014, 17:35:44 PM
Which are wierd
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 25, 2014, 17:41:45 PM
For beetroot and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2014, 17:58:08 PM
any rubbish that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 25, 2014, 22:06:39 PM
Goes with curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2014, 07:36:36 AM
that is cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2014, 08:11:21 AM
But amazingly brilliant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 26, 2014, 18:10:31 PM
For raising hormone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 26, 2014, 19:23:22 PM
And making it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 26, 2014, 20:15:36 PM
Stand up straight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2014, 20:44:01 PM
and whistle colonel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 26, 2014, 20:50:03 PM
Saunders fried chicken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2014, 20:52:25 PM
TV advert jingle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 26, 2014, 20:53:16 PM
For Venkys chicken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2014, 20:54:05 PM
which is chewy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 26, 2014, 20:56:09 PM
Like their football
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2014, 20:56:58 PM
team who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 26, 2014, 20:57:50 PM
Incapable of winning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2014, 21:04:03 PM
like useless Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 27, 2014, 05:08:05 AM
Who pay millions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 27, 2014, 05:58:08 AM
for the use
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2014, 06:37:30 AM
Of overpaid foreigners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2014, 08:34:06 AM
To pose around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 27, 2014, 08:38:56 AM
In pink thongs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2014, 10:06:34 AM
Diving around like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2014, 12:56:39 PM
a Yorkshire terrier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2014, 14:27:55 PM
With a bone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 27, 2014, 14:42:54 PM
Then moaning when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2014, 17:25:42 PM
He has spent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 27, 2014, 18:55:41 PM
All his cash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2014, 19:48:38 PM
Treating his friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 00:02:31 AM
To Indian takeaways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2014, 04:12:58 AM
In deepest Bradford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 28, 2014, 06:08:43 AM
where they always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 07:47:16 AM
look after young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 28, 2014, 08:02:20 AM
Girls who like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 08:08:46 AM
something filling and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 28, 2014, 08:10:54 AM
Substantial to eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2014, 09:46:02 AM
Before they go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2014, 10:03:23 AM
On the lash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2014, 10:31:55 AM
Drinking in every
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 28, 2014, 10:59:27 AM
Cheap bar and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 11:21:47 AM
Night club in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2014, 11:41:14 AM
Bradfords select areas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 12:56:45 PM
Where Ron lurks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 13:26:39 PM
in toilet cubicles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2014, 15:49:55 PM
Avoiding Can because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 16:00:09 PM
he always buys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2014, 16:02:36 PM
Cheap Scottish whisky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 16:03:08 PM
for Northern lads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2014, 16:06:48 PM
Christmas cakes which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 16:07:46 PM
they eats with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 16:23:57 PM
Popeye and his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2014, 16:27:01 PM
And his enemy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 16:28:45 PM
In echo chamber
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 17:10:06 PM
Quote from: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 16:23:57 PM
Popeye and his

Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 28, 2014, 16:27:01 PM
And his enemy

Red Card for Jon - repeating One word is forgiveable, but two is fatal

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Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 17:10:25 PM
where he could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2014, 18:02:49 PM
have a conversation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2014, 18:36:18 PM
With someone who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 22:12:07 PM
Drank tea and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2014, 07:03:18 AM
Ate scones with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2014, 08:11:18 AM
his daily mail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 29, 2014, 09:15:16 AM
Sitting in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2014, 13:32:22 PM
Beach Cafe while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2014, 15:00:12 PM
Ogling at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2014, 17:28:31 PM
camels that remind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2014, 17:31:06 PM
him of Julie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2014, 17:31:57 PM
On a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2014, 17:34:16 PM
day with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2014, 17:35:50 PM
Lights turned down.   (Who is Julie?)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2014, 17:49:23 PM
so they cuddled   (i made her up)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2014, 18:36:37 PM
On the sofa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 29, 2014, 18:43:31 PM

With a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2014, 18:55:00 PM
Pair of glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2014, 19:35:07 PM
to ogle his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2014, 19:39:23 PM
Xhamster down loads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2014, 19:44:38 PM
which he forwards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2014, 19:45:21 PM
To all of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2014, 19:59:01 PM
His friends who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2014, 20:25:34 PM
can`t be bothered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2014, 20:32:07 PM
with tacky nonsense
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2014, 20:36:03 PM
and picking up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2014, 21:06:02 PM
All those newspapers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2014, 21:24:03 PM
for the fish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2014, 21:27:13 PM
to be wrapped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 07:08:04 AM
up with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 07:17:30 AM
Chips and then
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 07:33:16 AM
smothered all over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 08:04:17 AM
with beetroot juice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 08:15:35 AM
And spicy curry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 30, 2014, 10:44:08 AM
Paste and chutney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 11:05:01 AM
Made from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 12:56:06 PM
Finest ingredients that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 13:00:04 PM
Morrison's stocks in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 13:07:54 PM
the quick sale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 13:08:36 PM
That gets Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 13:27:24 PM
all excited about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 13:28:09 PM
Cause he saves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 13:47:51 PM
himself for Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 18:33:42 PM
after he decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 20:03:06 PM
to travel down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 20:05:21 PM
To make her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 20:13:59 PM
Day by showing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 20:14:57 PM
How to make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 20:16:01 PM
a bun in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 20:16:31 PM
The oven,which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 20:18:03 PM
He wonders how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 20:35:35 PM
it possibly got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 21:01:25 PM
there when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 22:24:18 PM
left it at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 22:27:06 PM
Gas mark 2
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 22:29:35 PM
which wasn`t hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 22:31:22 PM
Just like his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 22:36:37 PM
favourite curry with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2014, 22:42:39 PM
Lots of beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2014, 23:37:47 PM
To give it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 31, 2014, 06:38:35 AM
A spooky colour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 07:23:38 AM
Just in time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 31, 2014, 08:07:39 AM
For the small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 08:33:52 AM
Event that is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 08:39:35 AM
due to occur
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 31, 2014, 08:57:03 AM
At the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 31, 2014, 15:16:08 PM
male waxing saloon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 31, 2014, 15:23:30 PM
Where Yorkshire men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 31, 2014, 15:24:45 PM
bare their hairy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 31, 2014, 15:29:46 PM
Bottoms to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 31, 2014, 15:34:18 PM
horrified delicate beautician
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on October 31, 2014, 15:36:11 PM
Who's quite rough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on October 31, 2014, 15:45:52 PM
stubble was prickly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 16:56:10 PM
Like the coarsest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 17:49:14 PM
Sandpaper you could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 17:55:35 PM
buy in Morrisons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 17:56:31 PM
In the hardware
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 17:58:57 PM
section which offers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2014, 20:03:56 PM

Two for one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 20:11:44 PM
jars of beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 20:20:38 PM
And pickled eggs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 20:21:50 PM
and other northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 20:22:58 PM
Delicacies that southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2014, 20:24:12 PM

Eat on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 20:24:48 PM
day when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 20:25:15 PM
Need to realise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 20:25:56 PM
there must be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 20:28:03 PM
A better place
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 20:29:05 PM
to dispose of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 20:29:51 PM
All that southern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 20:31:35 PM
Ireland exports which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2014, 20:37:37 PM
Is full of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 31, 2014, 22:58:09 PM
horse manure and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2014, 07:50:45 AM
Unsavoury characters who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2014, 07:54:53 AM
tell dodgy jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2014, 08:04:27 AM
And hang around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2014, 08:21:28 AM
seedy night clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on November 01, 2014, 09:23:33 AM
Causing trouble for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2014, 09:59:23 AM
Teenage Russian girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on November 01, 2014, 10:07:33 AM
That flirt with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2014, 10:42:48 AM
the older men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on November 01, 2014, 11:35:58 AM
From Ipswich, blackburn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2014, 17:20:31 PM
and especially Leinster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Can the Man on November 01, 2014, 18:38:37 PM
Where they eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2014, 18:49:56 PM
Deep fried peat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2014, 08:25:33 AM
while attacking a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2014, 08:27:55 AM
Passing postman who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2014, 10:03:16 AM
Looked like Paddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2014, 18:05:39 PM
In his shorts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2014, 18:37:50 PM
and sandals with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2014, 20:12:36 PM

Red rose socks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2014, 20:15:54 PM
being chased by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2014, 20:21:34 PM
Some angry husbands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2014, 20:38:42 PM

Who have made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2014, 21:14:29 PM
Enquiries about their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 03, 2014, 06:33:40 AM
PPI claims because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 07:58:44 AM
They think paddy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:00:01 AM
should have delivered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:03:06 AM
The cheque weeks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:06:06 AM
ago but left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:08:11 AM
It in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:09:59 AM
favourite Bobby's corner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:10:37 AM
Where he sits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:11:36 AM
and puts the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:13:09 AM
Cheques down the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:14:01 AM
barmaid's blouse hoping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:16:58 AM
That they wont
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:17:44 AM
bounce too far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:18:37 AM
In her wonderbra
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:19:11 AM
making him spill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:19:36 AM
His real ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:20:09 AM
down her cleavage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:21:02 AM
So she had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:22:04 AM
to change her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:22:45 AM
Top in full
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 08:24:43 AM
view of Paddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 08:27:21 AM
Who got excited
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2014, 08:48:45 AM
And began to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 13:58:42 PM
Shake with great
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 15:28:59 PM
Delight at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 15:47:22 PM
Pleasure he enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 15:53:50 PM
Whilst he watched
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2014, 16:01:41 PM
The beer dribble
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 03, 2014, 16:19:04 PM
onto the PPI
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 16:53:22 PM
Cheques,ruining them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 17:39:21 PM
before he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 18:34:48 PM
Get around to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 20:14:03 PM
asking for commission
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 21:19:25 PM
On the cheques
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2014, 21:44:48 PM
Or special offer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2014, 22:05:49 PM
If he delivered
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 03, 2014, 22:40:44 PM
two bags of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 07:32:36 AM
Mail on time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 08:21:38 AM
to the correct
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2014, 09:32:39 AM
Addresses instead of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 13:22:06 PM
The nearest or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 13:40:53 PM
The easiest place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2014, 15:33:26 PM
To deliver the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 17:11:59 PM
lot in one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 17:15:48 PM
Big go instead
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 17:17:14 PM
of individual service
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 17:18:37 PM
That we all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 17:19:37 PM
expect from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 17:22:22 PM
Young postman who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 17:23:10 PM
are dedicated professional
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 17:28:32 PM
And show pride
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 17:37:17 PM
in keeping his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 18:49:19 PM
Bag in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 18:57:03 PM
Postman Pat van
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 19:25:05 PM
While he feeds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 19:57:10 PM
the dogs with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 19:57:47 PM
Poisoned meat so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 19:58:29 PM
they are dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:03:10 PM
So wont bite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 20:06:29 PM
when he visits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:08:59 PM
The lady of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 20:10:17 PM
the large house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2014, 20:19:23 PM
where he gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:20:13 PM
His bit on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2014, 20:35:16 PM
side nearly every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 20:40:09 PM
time he delivers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:40:33 PM
The goods to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 20:41:38 PM
the recipients pleasure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:52:01 PM
Who invites him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2014, 20:52:37 PM
in for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 20:53:27 PM
chance to deposit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:55:45 PM
His full sack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 20:56:40 PM
into her receptive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:57:23 PM
Which was quite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 20:58:14 PM
experience for this
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 20:59:47 PM
Was the only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 21:00:45 PM
available place to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 21:03:56 PM
Drop his bag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 21:10:43 PM
and get down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 21:15:56 PM
On the job
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 21:17:13 PM
and get the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 21:22:49 PM
Payment he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 21:25:29 PM
has expected in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 04, 2014, 21:39:01 PM
when he cashes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2014, 21:39:54 PM
IOU's from Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 04, 2014, 21:51:41 PM
which add up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2014, 21:52:51 PM
To a single
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2014, 22:45:19 PM
That he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 07:47:39 AM
Repay over a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 08:26:52 AM
pint of best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 12:11:53 PM
creamy Yorkshire bitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 13:06:53 PM
and offer some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 13:13:11 PM
advice on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 15:26:11 PM
The way we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 15:33:04 PM
Don't like flat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 15:34:37 PM
Beer ooop north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 15:36:01 PM
Unlike those soft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 15:38:34 PM
Shandy drinking southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 15:50:55 PM
Who know nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 15:58:18 PM
About the art
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 16:26:11 PM
of kissing blokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 18:22:06 PM
They prefer camels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 18:57:09 PM
With sweeter breath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 19:11:08 PM
than old buffaloes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 19:47:09 PM
from the Paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 20:21:53 PM
club where Can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 20:35:23 PM
is in charge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 20:38:19 PM
of locking threads
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 20:39:14 PM
and annoying some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 20:41:56 PM
of the regulars
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 20:43:25 PM
to their favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 20:45:06 PM
dross which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 20:46:37 PM
not playing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 20:47:18 PM
game when we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2014, 20:50:23 PM
try to have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:08:18 PM
a laugh and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:08:57 PM
Take the Mickey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:11:21 PM
in a friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:12:04 PM
Sort of way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:12:54 PM
but unfortunately some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:13:33 PM
Insecure types dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:15:10 PM
find things funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:19:21 PM
And send texts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:22:18 PM
moaning about us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:25:24 PM
With rude pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:26:59 PM
posted on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:31:37 PM
Other forum that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:35:44 PM
might allow such
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:36:20 PM
Disgusting and childish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:42:41 PM
antics that we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:44:21 PM
Wont put up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:45:09 PM
with because we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:45:34 PM
Are more civilised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:47:57 PM
than the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:49:29 PM
Bunch who just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:50:21 PM
post pics and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 21:59:02 PM
Tell silly jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 21:59:42 PM
that no-one finds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 22:00:52 PM
Funny at all

10 ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 22:02:19 PM
even Dave gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 22:04:59 PM
Fed up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 22:22:49 PM
the pointless offerings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 22:24:46 PM
And gets the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2014, 22:29:22 PM
poor old cockeneee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2014, 22:44:48 PM
All steamed up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 08:15:46 AM
over guess the (ftp://over%20guess%20the)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2014, 08:19:29 AM
next insult from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
That nasty Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2014, 10:49:00 AM
encouraged by Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 11:33:52 AM
pick on Cockeneeeeeeeeeeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2014, 16:30:16 PM
Fine upstanding gentlemen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2014, 18:51:04 PM
Which we disagree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 19:20:41 PM
and argue that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2014, 19:21:21 PM
All southerners are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 19:25:10 PM
complete and utter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2014, 19:26:25 PM
Inferior to northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 19:27:32 PM
who always win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2014, 19:27:55 PM
Guess the number
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 19:29:18 PM
without throwing teddies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2014, 19:30:54 PM
Out the pram
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2014, 19:56:03 PM
with their delusions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2014, 21:48:22 PM
Of a better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2014, 21:49:36 PM
Standard of banter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 06, 2014, 22:07:34 PM
that can be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2014, 22:12:34 PM
Brought about by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2014, 23:05:32 PM
Agreeing with northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 06, 2014, 23:10:46 PM
which is never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2014, 01:33:37 AM
a good idea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2014, 02:45:24 AM
If you are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 07, 2014, 07:07:53 AM
from the South
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2014, 07:19:40 AM
Because pride will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2014, 07:56:57 AM
make them lose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2014, 09:26:37 AM
There sense of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2014, 13:03:48 PM
direction and they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2014, 17:05:13 PM
prefer quality conversation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2014, 17:05:54 PM
with other cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2014, 17:06:34 PM
with large vocabularies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2014, 17:07:24 PM
like apples/stairs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2014, 17:08:14 PM
move your 'arris
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2014, 07:49:36 AM
And Rockford files
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2014, 08:10:09 AM
and other enlightening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2014, 08:32:47 AM
Programmes from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2014, 09:19:28 AM
Early seventies which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2014, 09:59:22 AM
Some on here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2014, 10:41:58 AM
Remember very well
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2014, 13:25:50 PM
Like only yesterday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2014, 13:57:27 PM
when times were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2014, 19:01:01 PM
better than today
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2014, 22:28:51 PM
When you could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2014, 07:30:38 AM
drive your Cortina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2014, 08:41:06 AM
After ten pints
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2014, 17:11:07 PM
and a game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2014, 20:35:14 PM
Of darts with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2014, 20:43:01 PM
 a side bet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2014, 20:56:05 PM
With our Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2014, 21:03:42 PM
friend because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2014, 21:09:55 PM
Likes to think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2014, 21:12:50 PM
he is the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2014, 21:26:02 PM
Bees knees at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2014, 21:26:32 PM
all pub games
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2014, 22:00:33 PM
Against numpties who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2014, 22:05:07 PM
Think southern teams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 07:29:03 AM
Can beat Stoke
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2014, 08:26:34 AM
in their dreams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 08:28:56 AM
They beat all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2014, 08:30:06 AM
the northern bullies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 08:46:14 AM
Who try to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2014, 12:16:39 PM
Steal their teddies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 14:09:15 PM
And throw them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2014, 14:54:24 PM
At old ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 15:09:02 PM
Who try to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2014, 15:19:58 PM
Put them back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 16:43:58 PM
In the pram
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2014, 16:46:41 PM
So that the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 16:57:03 PM
Cockeneeees can have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2014, 17:03:14 PM
A look at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2014, 17:20:29 PM
How to do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2014, 18:37:32 PM
a witty response
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2014, 20:59:16 PM
And be accepted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 00:06:53 AM
Without having to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 11, 2014, 07:05:11 AM
be happy and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 08:13:32 AM
Act in a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2014, 08:20:28 AM
manner that provokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 11:03:17 AM
Loads of hilarity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2014, 12:56:56 PM
But just removes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 13:15:50 PM
all of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2014, 16:36:42 PM
Hard thought up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 11, 2014, 18:43:51 PM
Threads that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 19:17:09 PM
decided to remove
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2014, 19:27:44 PM
All his clothes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 19:51:02 PM
and perform a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2014, 19:51:48 PM
star jump damaging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 19:54:12 PM
his poor brain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2014, 19:55:37 PM
on the large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2014, 22:34:30 PM
Pole that was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 08:25:54 AM
sharp in places
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 09:58:54 AM
Causing him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 13:33:25 PM
Leave some flesh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 15:06:12 PM
Stuck on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 17:14:33 PM
Cactus thorns that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 18:06:56 PM
Get caught in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 18:53:36 PM
The delicate parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 19:50:04 PM
of his body
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 19:51:48 PM
that are sensual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 19:56:05 PM
to sheep which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 19:58:51 PM
have nice breath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 20:01:00 PM
because he doesnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 20:02:04 PM
eat garlic before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 20:02:56 PM
before giving a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 20:03:36 PM
lift to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 20:05:36 PM
girlfriend who was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 20:06:48 PM
having its puncture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 12, 2014, 20:16:25 PM
Repaired in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 20:17:56 PM
nether regions of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 20:55:30 PM
of deepest darkest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2014, 20:57:11 PM
La Campanella where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2014, 21:07:08 PM
the seedy lap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 12, 2014, 23:08:10 PM
La Capellania  Dave  ;) ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2014, 12:54:34 PM
as he's known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2014, 13:32:03 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 12, 2014, 23:08:10 PM
La Capellania  Dave  ;) ;)
Nearly an anagram Bob ;D


Where the vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2014, 13:37:44 PM
is cheap Russian
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2014, 16:28:08 PM
bars with young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2014, 16:42:43 PM
Russian ladies who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2014, 16:43:35 PM
will seek to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2014, 16:45:40 PM
Relieve you of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2014, 16:47:20 PM
hard earned pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2014, 16:53:57 PM
Which with inflation
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2014, 16:56:36 PM
beats working any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2014, 20:19:45 PM
day of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 14, 2014, 07:28:48 AM
week except Mondays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 14, 2014, 08:04:33 AM
Because dee loves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 08:07:07 AM
Mondays as bestest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 14, 2014, 08:45:36 AM
So she can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 14:00:40 PM
Have a whinge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2014, 15:49:30 PM
about poor Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 16:59:18 PM
or farting dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2014, 17:00:14 PM
or washing machines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 17:06:40 PM
that need sorting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2014, 17:08:42 PM
I enjoy a red. Will take it ;D

out before the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 17:11:37 PM
iron gets broken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2014, 17:12:14 PM
in road rage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 17:13:15 PM
when she assaults
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2014, 17:24:03 PM
a poor young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 14, 2014, 17:42:34 PM
Man who approaches
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 18:55:09 PM
close to her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 14, 2014, 23:09:55 PM
and doesn`t indicate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2014, 08:16:56 AM
Which makes Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2014, 08:35:38 AM
steam with rage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 15, 2014, 09:27:54 AM
because everybody should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2014, 10:02:49 AM
Move out of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2014, 11:14:58 AM
her way because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2014, 11:37:26 AM
she loses the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2014, 20:56:32 PM
sense of direction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2014, 00:53:52 AM
Whens shes in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2014, 07:01:52 AM
A rush to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 16, 2014, 07:42:49 AM
get to work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2014, 07:45:36 AM
And do Morrison's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2014, 08:25:24 AM
shop but unable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2014, 09:14:59 AM
To afford Safeways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2014, 09:15:53 AM
Or even waitrose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2014, 09:46:00 AM
Where the food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2014, 09:55:11 AM
Is so expensive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2014, 11:08:49 AM
but the coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2014, 15:37:46 PM
Is much better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2014, 17:07:36 PM
because it's free
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 17, 2014, 07:00:46 AM
but tastes of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2014, 07:42:52 AM
Wee water that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2014, 07:54:32 AM
discerning coffee drinkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2014, 07:56:40 AM
Who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2014, 07:57:56 AM
sip their Americano
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2014, 08:12:38 AM
Like its the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 17, 2014, 11:06:22 AM
Best thing since
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2014, 14:00:51 PM
Earl Grey tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2014, 18:04:12 PM
Which Sir Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2014, 19:32:15 PM
drinks pints of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2014, 19:54:16 PM
Of that is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2014, 20:30:27 PM
Like liquid viagra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2014, 23:19:11 PM
And keeps him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 18, 2014, 07:20:13 AM
up all night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2014, 08:19:19 AM
Making a terrible
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2014, 08:27:09 AM
strain on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2014, 12:04:09 PM
dodgy ticker which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2014, 16:50:50 PM
Is working treble
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2014, 17:58:26 PM
Time just to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2014, 18:49:20 PM
keep up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2014, 19:54:15 PM
the young girl
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2014, 20:01:15 PM
with a healthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2014, 20:26:15 PM
Appetite for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2014, 20:45:14 PM
young stud from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2014, 20:52:14 PM
down Suffolk way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2014, 20:53:10 PM
who know how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2014, 20:56:57 PM
to eat eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2014, 21:01:50 PM
And treat ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 07:14:31 AM
Like they should
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 07:40:20 AM
do the work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 07:43:44 AM
In the kitchen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 07:44:36 AM
and prepare his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 07:45:33 AM
Breakfast,dinner ,tea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 07:46:31 AM
and iron his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 07:55:18 AM
Y fronts so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 14:48:59 PM
he could pose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 16:36:44 PM
In the mirror
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 17:07:29 PM
before hitting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 19:48:41 PM
paradise to see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 20:02:49 PM
If he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:25:43 PM
work up a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 20:26:59 PM
Decent opportunity to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:28:44 PM
make a pound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 20:30:06 PM
Collecting empty glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:33:46 PM
from around the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 20:37:33 PM
Seedier parts of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:38:11 PM
Caleta where the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 20:39:11 PM
Camel parade along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:39:43 PM
looking for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 20:40:35 PM
Trip to Corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:43:06 PM
to meet Thongman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2014, 20:44:20 PM
Enjoying the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:55:20 PM
on the dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 20:58:48 PM
Where the pervs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 20:59:54 PM
look out for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 21:01:15 PM
Dave in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2014, 21:06:23 PM
pink mankini which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2014, 21:12:19 PM
Makes him look
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 07:58:24 AM
like Jon on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 08:18:19 AM
A good day
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 11:09:59 AM
But much younger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2014, 11:41:39 AM

And a lot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 11:51:16 AM
better at doing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 12:28:30 PM
the household chores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2014, 14:32:20 PM
when his leg
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 16:38:32 PM
gave way and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 17:29:00 PM
He needed a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 19:09:06 PM
Large vodka followed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 19:33:48 PM
By more vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 19:35:18 PM
To dilute the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 19:35:52 PM
Taste of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 19:40:06 PM
Tonic that spoils
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 19:48:02 PM
Every drink that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 19:49:06 PM
Requires careful preparation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 20:01:38 PM
And not just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2014, 20:38:03 PM
thrown together like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2014, 20:47:10 PM
A flat pint
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 20:47:58 PM
Of Yorkshire bitter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2014, 20:50:17 PM
just for cockennnnnnnnnneeeeeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2014, 20:52:41 PM
Who prefer superior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2014, 07:48:27 AM
Class of drink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2014, 08:32:44 AM
not northern rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2014, 14:00:56 PM

That they claim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2014, 14:14:19 PM
But know is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2014, 17:07:52 PM
not fit for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2014, 19:44:43 PM
Cockeneee consumption because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2014, 19:59:55 PM
Northern impurities damage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2014, 21:10:27 PM
Their tender livers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 21, 2014, 23:24:20 PM
so they shouldn`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2014, 08:19:19 AM
venture beyond Watford-Gap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2014, 08:53:41 AM
Drinking strong beers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2014, 16:01:52 PM
that deadens brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2014, 17:56:17 PM
Cells,which are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2014, 19:40:33 PM
More prevalent south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2014, 20:24:30 PM
Of bradford which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 23, 2014, 07:08:53 AM
is where Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2014, 08:29:33 AM
Im here sweetie :-*
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2014, 08:35:22 AM
Drunk after drinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 08:37:07 AM
a rum punch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2014, 08:40:36 AM
In Blackburns worst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 08:42:39 AM
massage parlour and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2014, 08:44:57 AM
A fiver gets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 08:45:52 AM
a happy ending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2014, 08:46:50 AM
And a dose
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 08:49:40 AM
that his wife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2014, 08:52:00 AM
Didnt really want
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 08:53:43 AM
to go near
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2014, 08:57:57 AM
The lap dancing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2014, 09:37:28 AM
Club which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 11:27:30 AM
full of desperate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2014, 13:52:59 PM
Old men like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 18:39:30 PM
Bradford Bulls supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2014, 19:12:46 PM

Who don't understand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2014, 19:50:16 PM
Any cockeneees at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2014, 20:07:01 PM
normal speed which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2014, 20:49:54 PM

Sounds like a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 24, 2014, 07:05:08 AM
episode of Eastenders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 24, 2014, 07:40:21 AM
Which has got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2014, 08:00:40 AM
Pathetic over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2014, 09:06:50 AM
number of non
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2014, 10:08:24 AM
Story lines which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2014, 10:30:07 AM

Are far too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2014, 11:37:05 AM
Boring and silly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2014, 11:45:27 AM
Actors who aren't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 24, 2014, 18:02:47 PM
Worth the effort
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2014, 18:21:07 PM
And can't talk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 24, 2014, 19:20:52 PM
The queens English
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2014, 20:10:25 PM
or know where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 25, 2014, 06:54:53 AM
Anywhere north of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 25, 2014, 07:07:43 AM
the Dartford Crossing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 25, 2014, 07:11:34 AM
Which is bandit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 25, 2014, 11:08:27 AM
And dangerous for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 25, 2014, 12:30:08 PM
fine upstanding Northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 25, 2014, 17:15:35 PM
with weak bladders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 25, 2014, 20:28:37 PM
containing real ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 07:42:36 AM
And not p&ss
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 07:46:35 AM
every 5 minutes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 08:00:23 AM
And leave their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 08:05:00 AM
chicken vindaloo to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 08:12:59 AM
Cover the porcelain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2014, 10:42:31 AM
In terrible splashes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 11:59:45 AM
Of recycled tetley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2014, 12:14:56 PM
bitter which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 14:43:30 PM
Unfit for human
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2014, 16:41:12 PM
Consumption if they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 17:01:40 PM
realised it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 17:03:50 PM
From down south
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 17:04:36 PM
near Rotherham where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 17:05:01 PM
The six fingered
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 17:06:11 PM
locals who have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 17:06:55 PM
Cousins in Guiseley
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 17:08:10 PM
and Burnley where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 17:08:29 PM
Jon was born
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 17:09:31 PM
and a star
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2014, 19:40:58 PM
was born for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 20:09:38 PM
Billy Smarts circus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2014, 20:17:29 PM
as the ringleader
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 20:22:59 PM
Of the clowns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2014, 20:57:48 PM
With his big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2014, 21:11:42 PM
feet and red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2014, 21:57:44 PM
Nose borrowed from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2014, 02:16:54 AM
Bob after a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 27, 2014, 07:08:58 AM
night out at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 07:11:58 AM
The Talk of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 27, 2014, 07:15:39 AM
the Town where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2014, 07:50:05 AM
He loves all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2014, 08:06:49 AM
the different brands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 08:10:24 AM
Of cheap vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2014, 08:11:26 AM
smuggled in from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 08:15:53 AM
A dodgy trawler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2014, 11:22:51 AM
Off the coast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 12:50:41 PM
of Blackpool where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2014, 13:27:10 PM
Bob is often
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 14:20:28 PM
giving walks advice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2014, 15:49:42 PM
To the educated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 16:38:58 PM
At the top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2014, 16:54:40 PM
of the board
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 19:16:49 PM
who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2014, 19:45:24 PM
discuss his photographs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 20:09:51 PM
and volcano rims
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2014, 20:35:51 PM
Without banal interruptions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 20:59:18 PM
from the drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2014, 21:02:52 PM
Who tend to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 21:04:16 PM
know more than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2014, 21:05:16 PM
That lot upstairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 21:06:43 PM
but we just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2014, 21:09:58 PM
Put up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 22:17:28 PM
Their snide comments
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2014, 22:24:41 PM
and respond accordingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2014, 22:38:07 PM
With the utmost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2014, 06:56:39 AM
Dignity that we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2014, 07:36:49 AM
Just don't expect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2014, 08:08:43 AM
From them upstairs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 08:19:02 AM
with bitter cutting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2014, 09:13:23 AM
Remarks about post
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 12:08:44 PM
By poor misunderstood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2014, 12:27:39 PM
Spike who tries
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 13:31:48 PM
To wind up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2014, 13:35:12 PM
the people who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2014, 14:01:11 PM

Are always getting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2014, 14:27:54 PM
the wrong end
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 14:46:29 PM
of his tongue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2014, 14:53:19 PM
which can be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 16:06:51 PM
razor sharp because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2014, 16:17:01 PM
he's a famous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 16:34:12 PM
celebrity around Pajara
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2014, 17:53:48 PM
Where the goats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 18:46:50 PM
Are very choosy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2014, 20:17:45 PM
To whom they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 20:19:30 PM
offer their services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2014, 20:20:15 PM
Because there is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2014, 20:21:23 PM
a great demand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2014, 20:33:55 PM
For a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2014, 07:15:23 AM
plate of cheese
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2014, 08:10:53 AM
And a fine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2014, 16:41:12 PM
glass of milk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 30, 2014, 09:31:32 AM
From his goat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2014, 12:40:33 PM
that lives in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 30, 2014, 18:12:56 PM
His back garden
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2014, 18:29:37 PM
and lives off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2014, 20:05:52 PM

The weeds that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2014, 21:54:28 PM
are suspiciously like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 30, 2014, 22:13:37 PM
A banned substance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2014, 08:06:48 AM
for making sweet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2014, 08:39:00 AM
Music with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2014, 17:14:09 PM
ukulele he got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2014, 17:15:29 PM
From George Formby
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2014, 17:16:30 PM
on his window
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2014, 17:30:13 PM
Which was very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2014, 17:31:31 PM
dirty due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2014, 17:37:41 PM
Having no window
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2014, 17:38:55 PM
cleaner since discovery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2014, 17:40:16 PM
That Mr Wu
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 01, 2014, 18:21:29 PM
Was a wongun
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2014, 19:06:10 PM
From darkest Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 01, 2014, 22:17:32 PM
Where the chinese
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2014, 02:59:31 AM
Whispers cause concern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 02, 2014, 07:26:41 AM
because everyone was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2014, 07:28:06 AM
Believing what they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2014, 08:36:12 AM
heard from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2014, 11:17:20 AM
Person who shall
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2014, 12:39:02 PM
remain nameless as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2014, 16:07:05 PM
We all know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2014, 16:43:15 PM
who they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2014, 20:40:59 PM
but we dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2014, 20:48:05 PM
Like to post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2014, 22:39:22 PM
Anything that could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2014, 23:01:12 PM
Upset people of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2014, 08:24:39 AM
a sensitive nature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2014, 12:29:31 PM
causing them to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2014, 15:20:16 PM
Run away crying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2014, 17:41:59 PM
To the people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2014, 17:58:08 PM
who lend sympathetic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 03, 2014, 21:53:49 PM
ears and then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2014, 22:16:42 PM

Just totally ignore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2014, 22:41:37 PM
Us poor drossers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 04, 2014, 00:07:20 AM
while they post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2014, 06:57:20 AM
Nasty things about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2014, 08:20:35 AM
poor old Gareth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2014, 13:02:09 PM
diving all over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2014, 19:08:15 PM
The pitch until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2014, 19:12:23 PM
the ref finally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2014, 19:14:22 PM
Gives in and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2014, 19:30:37 PM
takes a selfie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2014, 19:31:47 PM
With him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2014, 19:32:43 PM
sell on ebay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2014, 19:33:58 PM
To raise some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2014, 19:35:28 PM
money to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2014, 19:41:29 PM
Some detergent to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2014, 19:49:29 PM
Clean his glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2014, 19:55:24 PM
And enable him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 07:56:48 AM
to see the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 07:57:36 AM
Mistakes that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 07:59:02 AM
made for wrongly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 07:59:33 AM
Thinking Gareth had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 08:00:07 AM
tried to con
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 08:00:35 AM
Him but really
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 08:01:32 AM
he was tripped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 08:02:59 AM
By his mate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 16:18:29 PM
Ronaldo as he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 16:19:03 PM
Ran for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 16:20:08 PM
chicken on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 16:21:28 PM
Venkys shop counter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 16:22:49 PM
full of salmonella
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 16:25:46 PM
Which will make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 16:31:25 PM
him fall over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2014, 17:08:09 PM
So the ref
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2014, 19:06:10 PM
awards a penalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 06, 2014, 08:05:48 AM
And Gareth misses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2014, 08:17:43 AM
the Spurs fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2014, 10:09:19 AM
Who bottied him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2014, 13:35:56 PM
with great affection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2014, 14:05:10 PM
and kissing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2014, 17:39:30 PM
on his magic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 06, 2014, 17:42:31 PM
Roundabout where dillon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2014, 17:58:31 PM
chases Zebedee while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 06, 2014, 19:44:43 PM
Florence smokes some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2014, 19:50:36 PM
Whacky baccy from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 06, 2014, 19:52:59 PM
Dillons stash under
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 07, 2014, 07:47:43 AM
the Christmas tree
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2014, 08:19:01 AM
dumped on waste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2014, 08:29:14 AM
Ground by Brian
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2014, 09:26:37 AM
Who hates christmas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2014, 10:47:58 AM
because it is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2014, 10:51:06 AM
To commercialised now
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2014, 10:52:09 AM
not how it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2014, 10:55:45 AM
Used to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2014, 11:10:55 AM
when we were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2014, 16:46:12 PM
Young and rationing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 17:03:58 PM

Food was part
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2014, 17:14:59 PM
of everyday life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2014, 17:24:04 PM

For the unfortunate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2014, 17:35:46 PM
Unlike today's spoilt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2014, 17:40:30 PM
Kids who expect
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2014, 17:42:30 PM
Everything they ask
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2014, 04:31:04 AM
For and get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2014, 05:53:00 AM
it but then
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2014, 08:56:25 AM
Don't respect the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2014, 14:39:38 PM
Meaning of it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2014, 15:26:57 PM
So we tell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2014, 17:45:58 PM
Them about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2014, 18:52:30 PM
Three wise men    (Bob, Jon and Dave) ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2014, 21:41:20 PM
Who know what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2014, 21:45:51 PM
the real meaning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2014, 22:07:17 PM
Of it all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2014, 07:34:05 AM
but gorge themselves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2014, 07:59:54 AM
On food and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2014, 08:36:23 AM
Too much alcohol
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2014, 11:11:01 AM
Followed by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2014, 11:14:25 AM
Huge fight with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2014, 13:21:56 PM
All the relatives
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2014, 13:30:43 PM
caused by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2014, 16:41:42 PM
Argument about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2014, 17:30:18 PM
advances made by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2014, 19:19:54 PM
the drunken old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2014, 19:23:45 PM
Cockeneee who likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2014, 20:39:02 PM
to miss Ron's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2014, 21:38:20 PM
92000 posts but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2014, 22:10:01 PM
We forgive him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2014, 23:57:59 PM
As he has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 10, 2014, 07:19:59 AM
forgotten his camera
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2014, 07:28:46 AM
Which he will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2014, 08:17:55 AM
learn to use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2014, 08:29:57 AM
At some stage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2014, 11:52:58 AM
so he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2014, 12:20:03 PM
show Dee his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2014, 12:38:40 PM
favourite Yorkshire beauty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2014, 12:51:30 PM
dressed in only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2014, 16:44:13 PM
His special thongman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2014, 17:19:18 PM
outfit with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2014, 22:29:01 PM
Nice pink trim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2014, 22:39:55 PM
To show off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2014, 15:18:46 PM
his latest tattoo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 12, 2014, 07:00:38 AM
Depicting a picture
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 12, 2014, 07:27:25 AM
of two drunken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2014, 09:43:22 AM
northern bums in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2014, 12:26:22 PM
Bradford getting stuck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2014, 15:41:39 PM
Drinking weak beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2014, 16:05:16 PM
by the bucketful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2014, 16:37:27 PM
Paid for by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2014, 16:43:29 PM
poor old Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2014, 16:45:15 PM
The Yorkshire baron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 12, 2014, 17:18:29 PM
Were he sits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2014, 19:30:48 PM
counting his brass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2014, 08:41:08 AM
With every penny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2014, 10:21:58 AM
Donated to Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2014, 14:38:02 PM
and his personal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2014, 18:51:10 PM
Holiday fund for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2014, 10:49:46 AM
gallivanting around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 14, 2014, 15:33:49 PM
Globe visiting all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2014, 18:07:34 PM
The vodka houses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 14, 2014, 18:35:35 PM
Which sell all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2014, 21:59:15 PM
his favourite brands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 15, 2014, 07:04:51 AM
of cask ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2014, 08:10:30 AM
Which still tastes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2014, 08:54:51 AM
like the gusset
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 15, 2014, 08:59:04 AM
Of an old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2014, 10:09:30 AM
pair of draws
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2014, 14:50:25 PM
Worn by Nora
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2014, 15:28:38 PM
His home help
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2014, 17:39:34 PM

Who has not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2014, 19:07:32 PM
changed them since
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2014, 22:21:01 PM
Jon promised to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 16, 2014, 07:05:11 AM
buy Dee a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
New merc because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2014, 08:59:04 AM
he is trying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2014, 10:23:38 AM
To impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2014, 10:36:26 AM
Pants off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2014, 15:07:56 PM
Because he wanted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2014, 15:20:18 PM
To give her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2014, 17:06:12 PM
Something very intimate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2014, 20:43:13 PM
Which we cant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2014, 20:50:34 PM
discuss in public because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2014, 23:09:39 PM
Dave is getting excited using ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 16, 2014, 23:18:09 PM
too many words  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2014, 23:26:30 PM
Because he is very ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2014, 05:30:49 AM
Thick and cant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2014, 07:13:24 AM
Count up to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 17, 2014, 07:17:31 AM
three,Jons also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2014, 07:19:16 AM
Very clever spotting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 17, 2014, 07:20:11 AM
Daves spelling mistakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2014, 08:01:36 AM
And counting errors
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2014, 14:00:28 PM
because he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2014, 17:28:09 PM
To be seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2014, 17:44:17 PM

To be better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2014, 18:02:03 PM
Than he thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2014, 19:02:28 PM

Which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2014, 19:22:35 PM
saying much about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2014, 19:33:51 PM
his spelling abilities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2014, 19:39:38 PM
which are very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2014, 19:43:46 PM
disrespectful of English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2014, 19:48:04 PM
speaking citizens who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2014, 23:00:54 PM
Think they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2014, 05:30:45 AM
Better than us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 18, 2014, 07:00:41 AM
because they always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2014, 08:43:38 AM
miserable northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2014, 10:19:56 AM
Who suffer southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2014, 16:25:20 PM
visiting Blackpool tower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2014, 17:14:36 PM
Which they think
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2014, 17:16:59 PM

Is the Arc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2014, 19:26:35 PM
De triomphe ,because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2014, 19:47:25 PM
English is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2014, 21:37:23 PM
easy for them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2014, 22:06:18 PM
Especially them cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2014, 22:55:28 PM
With their rhyming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2014, 22:56:43 PM
Slang which normal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2014, 22:58:23 PM
Sensible northerners don't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2014, 22:59:31 PM
Understand or give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2014, 23:01:54 PM
A toss what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 18, 2014, 23:20:26 PM
the Southerners are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2014, 23:35:01 PM
Blabbering on about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2014, 23:36:01 PM
Making no sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2014, 23:37:09 PM
To anyone but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2014, 00:14:12 AM
Fellow cockenees who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 19, 2014, 07:13:02 AM
always wear Onesies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2014, 07:30:36 AM
Looking like Rudolf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 19, 2014, 07:32:59 AM
with big red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2014, 07:38:44 AM
Nose and fluffy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2014, 10:17:22 AM
Onesie for Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2014, 15:49:14 PM
Because she likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2014, 15:59:42 PM
Christmas because she's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2014, 17:07:23 PM
A sucker for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2014, 21:38:53 PM
All that craaap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 20, 2014, 06:41:10 AM
but shes happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2014, 07:47:24 AM
So thats ok
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2014, 08:05:50 AM
If she wants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2014, 08:42:06 AM
to see Santa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2014, 10:24:20 AM
In his grotto
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2014, 14:05:20 PM
sitting on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 21, 2014, 07:18:31 AM
pile of presents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2014, 07:48:48 AM
Bought from poundland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2014, 07:59:02 AM
And tickling his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2014, 15:55:55 PM
whiskers to get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 22, 2014, 06:32:55 AM
the biggest present
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2014, 07:26:11 AM
That you have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2014, 08:27:55 AM
Ever had because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2014, 10:32:52 AM
he is very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2014, 11:49:19 AM
Kind and generous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2014, 12:13:19 PM
like Essex folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2014, 15:06:50 PM
Who still believe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2014, 16:20:38 PM
The world is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2014, 16:25:22 PM
better down south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2014, 16:32:11 PM
But we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2014, 16:39:42 PM
Know that's not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2014, 17:02:53 PM
Appreciated by northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2014, 17:13:12 PM

Who think they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2014, 19:29:12 PM
Are the tops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2014, 21:41:49 PM
Which is truthful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2014, 22:32:22 PM
Because we can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2014, 22:47:46 PM
Beat them at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 05:34:17 AM
Almost everything except
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2014, 08:13:39 AM
Cerebral challenging debate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 09:18:34 AM
Because they haven't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2014, 12:30:45 PM
a clue after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 14:45:12 PM
The finest ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2014, 14:51:02 PM
by the gallon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 16:26:13 PM
Before having a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2014, 16:50:49 PM
Take away curry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2014, 16:51:39 PM

With all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2014, 16:52:54 PM
Trimmings including a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 23, 2014, 17:11:42 PM
mince pie and
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2014, 17:13:24 PM
Curried xmas pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 23, 2014, 17:15:22 PM
with lashings of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2014, 17:30:47 PM
Beetroot sauce with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2014, 18:47:13 PM
Black pudding starter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 19:24:31 PM
sounding absolutely delicious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2014, 20:49:07 PM
So jon was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 21:12:09 PM
In food heaven
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 23, 2014, 21:50:37 PM
but forget the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 21:52:02 PM
Horrible rock eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 23, 2014, 21:57:24 PM
but bring the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2014, 22:00:29 PM
Tia Maria and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 23, 2014, 22:06:38 PM
some Pepsi Max
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2014, 22:44:12 PM
By the bucket
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 24, 2014, 07:00:38 AM
because Dee only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2014, 08:04:16 AM
Likes to have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2014, 11:25:14 AM
ten a day
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2014, 12:40:48 PM
before going dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2014, 12:42:08 PM
and being a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2014, 12:44:55 PM
very good girl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2014, 12:51:26 PM
she only drank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2014, 13:06:45 PM
virgin Mary's while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2014, 15:39:11 PM
She was waiting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2014, 16:03:55 PM
for Bob to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2014, 21:05:12 PM
Learn how to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2014, 08:49:42 AM
Make a cocktail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2014, 08:55:00 AM
That isnt full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2014, 11:30:36 AM
of vodka and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2014, 20:20:50 PM
A fancy umbrella
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2014, 00:41:28 AM
Stuck in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 26, 2014, 07:36:39 AM
Birmingham airport,waiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2014, 07:59:05 AM
For a free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2014, 08:41:09 AM
Luxury coach courtesy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2014, 10:04:46 AM
of his friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2014, 11:33:46 AM
At Ryanair who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2014, 11:47:47 AM
Adore their customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2014, 12:51:14 PM
and treat them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2014, 13:40:28 PM
with the respect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2014, 14:43:09 PM
of valued customers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2014, 17:17:55 PM
Every last desire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2014, 17:21:40 PM
So why dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2014, 17:23:39 PM
Whinge about minor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2014, 17:27:34 PM
Detours which cause
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2014, 20:15:23 PM
Minimum of inconvenience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2014, 07:52:52 AM
And get you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2014, 09:45:04 AM
to Stansted in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2014, 10:53:16 AM
The early hours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2014, 13:40:23 PM
With plenty of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2014, 14:58:25 PM
Time before work
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 28, 2014, 07:40:04 AM
but never again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2014, 07:44:11 AM
Will she moan
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 28, 2014, 07:50:40 AM
about the quality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2014, 08:05:23 AM
Of St Michaels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2014, 09:40:13 AM
Excellent customer care
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2014, 11:07:37 AM
she secretly admires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2014, 11:54:53 AM
and will book
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2014, 16:23:15 PM
Business class next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2014, 06:49:00 AM
So she can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 29, 2014, 07:40:05 AM
sit next to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2014, 08:41:48 AM
Saint Michael and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2014, 09:21:44 AM
sip chilled champagne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2014, 10:02:11 AM
At his expense
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2014, 12:32:55 PM
while praising his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2014, 14:07:41 PM
In flight entertainment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2014, 15:49:37 PM
On the way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2014, 16:23:41 PM
to the resceduled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2014, 16:44:43 PM
Flight just for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2014, 16:53:14 PM
an extra 8
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2014, 22:10:11 PM

Passengers that have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2014, 22:18:12 PM
Complained about special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2014, 23:07:19 PM

Requirements that were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2014, 23:52:44 PM
Not given when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 02:39:50 AM
All she wanted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2014, 06:54:09 AM
Was to go
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 30, 2014, 07:17:41 AM
to Stansted airport
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 07:19:38 AM
Which was closed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 30, 2014, 07:21:46 AM
because Dave was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 07:24:23 AM
Sitting on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 30, 2014, 07:26:27 AM
baggage conveyor belt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 07:28:36 AM
Complaining about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 30, 2014, 07:31:57 AM
cost of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 07:33:31 AM
Coffee at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2014, 07:34:24 AM
Costa coffee house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 07:37:11 AM
Where he threw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2014, 07:37:59 AM
His toys out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 08:46:02 AM
Of the pram
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2014, 10:15:02 AM
and hit Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 10:16:58 AM
On his bad
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2014, 10:20:15 AM
leg which made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 12:30:36 PM
him very grumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 30, 2014, 13:47:43 PM
so he went
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 14:16:35 PM
for a beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2014, 15:08:01 PM
To ease the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 15:09:09 PM
money from Jon's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2014, 15:10:07 PM
Wallet which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 15:17:33 PM
as much Bob's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2014, 15:29:36 PM
Money that jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 15:41:18 PM
could donate to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2014, 15:54:43 PM
the pensioner fund
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 16:13:16 PM
for Dave to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2014, 17:15:07 PM
Dip into for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2014, 17:37:26 PM
his holiday fund
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2014, 18:28:57 PM
For when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2014, 19:00:37 PM
requires a little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2014, 08:33:49 AM
Exotic rock eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2014, 08:38:55 AM
With a glass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2014, 09:54:28 AM
Of Waitrose plonk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2014, 10:03:29 AM
or a shot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2014, 11:15:32 AM
Of Yorkshire bitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2014, 11:28:35 AM
to shampoo his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2014, 12:08:16 PM
syrup so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2014, 14:08:49 PM
the true colours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2014, 15:29:04 PM
Stand out for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2015, 10:11:18 AM
accentuating his handsome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2015, 10:57:32 AM
Rugged features that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2015, 11:30:27 AM
drive woman wild
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2015, 12:36:09 PM
with lustful desire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2015, 15:01:48 PM
Unable to control
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2015, 21:03:05 PM
Their urges they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2015, 21:11:08 PM
let their animal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2015, 21:30:28 PM
Passions out on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2015, 04:12:32 AM
Dave who can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2015, 07:04:56 AM
Resists a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 02, 2015, 07:32:40 AM
bunk up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2015, 08:50:08 AM
Any old slapper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2015, 10:18:39 AM
You have ruined the story

from West Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2015, 10:44:30 AM
Sorry ;D ;D

Cos he's desperate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2015, 10:51:32 AM
they experience southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2015, 11:34:48 AM
men to appreciate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2015, 11:36:51 AM
What they miss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2015, 11:37:50 AM
from proper Northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2015, 13:10:08 PM
Todger erectile dysfunction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2015, 06:27:06 AM
Usually caused by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2015, 07:24:58 AM
Weak southern beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2015, 07:49:34 AM
And watching Eastenders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2015, 09:30:46 AM
And owt to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2015, 09:32:16 AM
Remind us of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2015, 09:47:57 AM
our round so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2015, 11:11:29 AM
we all know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2015, 13:24:32 PM
To visit the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2015, 17:00:42 PM
Toilet before its
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2015, 21:46:15 PM
Impossible not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2015, 22:12:27 PM
Get his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2015, 07:42:10 AM
Stuck in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2015, 09:22:51 AM
Inside pocket of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2015, 09:36:06 AM
His designer jacket
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2015, 10:40:25 AM
which was padlocked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2015, 18:09:19 PM
So that jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2015, 20:49:18 PM
would delay until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2015, 23:10:15 PM
People got fedup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 05, 2015, 07:27:32 AM
of waiting for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2015, 08:18:19 AM
Him to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2015, 08:44:20 AM
Their 20th drink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2015, 09:22:21 AM
without dipping into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2015, 09:36:33 AM
Bobs wallet because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2015, 10:45:05 AM
Yorkshiremen are renown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2015, 14:28:44 PM
For being generous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2015, 15:15:01 PM
With other people's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2015, 15:49:28 PM
Interests at heart
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2015, 16:37:47 PM
While ensuring he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2015, 07:10:03 AM
Spends as little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 08:39:02 AM
On himself so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2015, 10:26:30 AM
people pity him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 14:21:53 PM
buying all Bobs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2015, 14:54:24 PM
sob stories about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2015, 17:07:51 PM
How jon never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2015, 18:44:20 PM
buys a round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 19:23:01 PM
but buys twenty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2015, 19:36:22 PM
cigarettes and twenty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 19:38:15 PM
vodkas for Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2015, 19:41:01 PM
but borrows the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 19:41:48 PM
money from Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2015, 19:43:06 PM
at reasonable interest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 19:45:17 PM
which you'd expect
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2015, 19:45:58 PM
from an Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 19:50:15 PM
geezer who wheels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2015, 21:03:05 PM
Jellied eels around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2015, 22:48:11 PM
In an old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2015, 07:12:26 AM
Yellow Robin Relient
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2015, 09:58:44 AM
down the frog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2015, 12:06:13 PM
and toad to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2015, 15:14:00 PM
pop into uncles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2015, 17:19:41 PM
Lock up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2015, 17:28:11 PM
Mile End Road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2015, 19:00:14 PM
Where wide boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2015, 19:20:00 PM
flog fake watches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2015, 21:34:07 PM
With Rodex on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2015, 22:06:41 PM
printed on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2015, 22:13:22 PM
Face fooling cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2015, 22:24:56 PM
into parting with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2015, 22:32:10 PM
Their cushty money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2015, 00:25:41 AM
Earned from selling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2015, 01:12:46 AM

Hookey goods down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2015, 06:15:55 AM
The Camden road
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2015, 10:39:31 AM
to gullible northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2015, 11:06:36 AM
Who refuse to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2015, 12:16:06 PM

Believe they could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2015, 13:07:32 PM
So stupid as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2015, 17:03:46 PM
Believe dodgy southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2015, 19:39:38 PM
who tell them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2015, 19:40:19 PM
that its still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2015, 20:40:57 PM
Xmas when its
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2015, 22:08:31 PM
really all finished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2015, 22:17:28 PM
And evening starts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2015, 22:23:43 PM
when the darkness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2015, 22:26:23 PM
Arrives at 6pm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2015, 22:28:53 PM
but you can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2015, 22:32:12 PM
Not say that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2015, 22:36:29 PM
unless your name
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 09, 2015, 07:45:46 AM
Is Dee / Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2015, 09:49:19 AM
who implement flexible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2015, 10:52:37 AM
Times to annoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2015, 11:02:46 AM

Their northern partners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 09, 2015, 12:37:06 PM
But us being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2015, 13:04:42 PM
stuck in 1950's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2015, 14:45:25 PM
and proud of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2015, 15:29:31 PM
their funny accents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2015, 15:39:57 PM
which cockeneeees dont
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2015, 15:57:58 PM
always understand because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2015, 07:08:51 AM
They are slightly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2015, 08:23:57 AM
Thick about Northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 10, 2015, 08:41:24 AM
drossers that continue
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2015, 11:31:22 AM
to mutilate English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2015, 11:55:31 AM
southerners with abuse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2015, 16:02:41 PM
To show they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2015, 22:06:01 PM
Are superior in
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2015, 08:37:14 AM
Every manly way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2015, 10:23:39 AM
in Neanderthal terms
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 12, 2015, 07:24:20 AM
they haven`t got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2015, 09:47:20 AM
a clue about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2015, 11:16:50 AM

Speaking the Queens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2015, 12:36:28 PM
Cockeneeee slang which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2015, 13:08:22 PM
is too sophisticated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2015, 19:20:21 PM

For the northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2015, 20:39:07 PM
Who cant be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 13, 2015, 07:08:49 AM
bothered to learn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2015, 07:46:01 AM
More foreign languages
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2015, 09:43:34 AM
eh bah gum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2015, 06:58:29 AM
Said Jon when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 16, 2015, 07:15:06 AM
he disappeared in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2015, 09:02:36 AM
the Talk of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2015, 10:08:51 AM
The town to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2015, 12:36:28 PM
scrounge a drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2015, 17:35:45 PM
Or two because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2015, 18:31:47 PM
He prefers to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2015, 20:15:52 PM

Keep his money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2015, 20:26:53 PM
In his purse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2015, 20:36:06 PM

Which he left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2015, 21:20:44 PM
In his room
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 17, 2015, 08:42:43 AM
with his charger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2015, 08:47:01 AM
and teddy bear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 17, 2015, 08:57:32 AM
that he cuddles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2015, 08:58:15 AM
and tries his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2015, 11:53:40 AM
luck with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2015, 17:21:52 PM
corny chat up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 18, 2015, 07:44:24 AM
lines but they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2015, 09:26:04 AM
Are so bad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2015, 10:00:31 AM
He gives up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2015, 10:08:31 AM
And goes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2015, 11:30:33 AM
see Dave who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2015, 14:04:28 PM
teaches all he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2015, 19:28:26 PM
Knows about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 19, 2015, 07:24:36 AM
Suffolk countryside and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2015, 07:25:56 AM
How not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2015, 09:56:23 AM
Confuse him with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2015, 11:21:38 AM
too much information
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2015, 21:03:51 PM
Which southerners are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2015, 21:52:09 PM
using the benefit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 06:47:33 AM
System to pay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 20, 2015, 07:18:34 AM
for their holidays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 07:30:35 AM
In Caleta where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 20, 2015, 07:35:30 AM
they holiday every
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 08:36:14 AM
Other week so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 09:27:13 AM
the Spanish economy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 10:23:07 AM
Benefits from his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 11:47:48 AM
oversized bar bill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 12:43:19 PM
That Jon Pays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 15:54:53 PM
With money from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 17:52:30 PM
Dee's large handbag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 19:36:48 PM
containing her white
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 20:38:34 PM
Stilettos and favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 20:40:18 PM
black rubber dress
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 20:41:41 PM
That Jon adores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 20:43:15 PM
to see hung
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 20:44:29 PM
On his hotel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 20:47:19 PM
bedroom door where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 20:48:32 PM
He shows off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 20:51:35 PM
his limbo technique
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 20:54:57 PM
Thus avoiding any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 21:01:13 PM
awkward situation that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:01:56 PM
An angry husband
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 21:15:25 PM
Might deem to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 21:16:09 PM
see unfit so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:17:27 PM
Give him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 21:18:09 PM
Condom so not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:18:50 PM
Spoil the sheets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 21:20:00 PM
Which will make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 21:20:35 PM
run to Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:21:22 PM
To borrow his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 21:22:31 PM
house to hide
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:24:36 PM
In the wardrobe
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 21:26:19 PM
Because the thought
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:26:49 PM
Of a punch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 21:27:15 PM
in the mouth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2015, 21:30:19 PM
Might spoil his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 21:30:51 PM
rugged good looks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:31:39 PM
And Silver tongue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 21:32:34 PM
which he uses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2015, 21:35:06 PM
To charm the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2015, 23:18:09 PM
Barmaid at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 07:05:32 AM
TOTT whos bored
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2015, 07:09:45 AM
By the usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 07:11:58 AM
Clientele who frequent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2015, 07:14:27 AM
To play darts
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 07:17:41 AM
And get drunk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2015, 07:24:53 AM
On one pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 07:27:03 AM
And expect everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2015, 07:42:21 AM
To pay for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 07:44:00 AM
All his beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2015, 07:48:40 AM
And for Dave's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 08:06:46 AM
Earl Grey tea
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Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2015, 09:32:12 AM
And afternoon tiffin
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2015, 13:02:00 PM
With jellied eels
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 19:56:56 PM
As a treat
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2015, 20:24:06 PM
because Cockeneees like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2015, 21:48:15 PM
The feel of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2015, 22:46:36 PM
Slippery things down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 21, 2015, 22:54:05 PM
on Waikiki Beach
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2015, 23:00:37 PM
At happy hour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 21, 2015, 23:04:25 PM
where Jon waits
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2015, 23:06:10 PM
For Dee to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 21, 2015, 23:10:53 PM
walk right past
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2015, 07:16:55 AM
And ignore him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 08:03:38 AM
As per usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2015, 15:16:41 PM
As this is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 17:03:56 PM
the normal way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2015, 18:13:04 PM
For southerners to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 18:22:55 PM
Ignorantly behave when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2015, 18:29:45 PM
They should be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 18:56:47 PM
Giving two fingers
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 19:12:32 PM
to jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 19:18:25 PM
And saveloys which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 19:21:52 PM
slide down easily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 19:23:05 PM
With a pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 19:24:29 PM
of methylated spirit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 19:25:57 PM
The northerners tipple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 19:28:08 PM
is best bitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 19:33:25 PM
From Suffolk brewers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2015, 19:34:24 PM
But being weak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 19:35:21 PM
ale we sent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 19:36:48 PM
For more because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 21:02:27 PM
we were driving
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 21:52:53 PM
His old Skoda
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2015, 22:27:22 PM
Back to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2015, 06:55:32 AM
Metropolis of Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2015, 08:46:32 AM
where Dee has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2015, 09:50:20 AM
Seen him drive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2015, 11:40:02 AM
like Mr Magoo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2015, 12:43:18 PM
jumping red lights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2015, 13:01:41 PM
And causing people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2015, 13:59:40 PM
To run for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2015, 15:14:02 PM
an anger management
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2015, 15:59:41 PM
Course in cockeneee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2015, 17:14:28 PM
rhyming slang which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2015, 17:22:26 PM
Confuses northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2015, 17:34:57 PM
As its silly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2015, 18:19:03 PM
Lancashire inhabitants cannot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2015, 18:31:56 PM
understand why cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2015, 18:59:09 PM
Are so intelligent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2015, 19:38:47 PM
In their own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2015, 20:51:07 PM
And wider community
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2015, 21:51:00 PM
In outer Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 24, 2015, 07:32:55 AM
where Northerners are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2015, 08:03:46 AM
greatly enthusiastic about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2015, 08:12:15 AM
Returning back north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 24, 2015, 08:12:30 AM
To proper ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2015, 08:15:45 AM
And proper grub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 24, 2015, 08:17:16 AM
And friendly people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2015, 08:21:32 AM
And proper speaking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 24, 2015, 10:40:46 AM
to make it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2015, 15:26:26 PM
Hell on earth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 24, 2015, 17:06:12 PM
For ignorant southerners  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 24, 2015, 18:19:36 PM

Who do not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2015, 18:47:10 PM
Like northern bigots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 24, 2015, 19:01:54 PM

With their strange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 24, 2015, 20:37:23 PM
Views on southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2015, 07:45:54 AM
Who have similar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2015, 08:13:59 AM
Views about Cockenees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2015, 08:34:55 AM

That are far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2015, 08:37:18 AM
Too strange to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2015, 08:38:49 AM
Be aired on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2015, 08:40:07 AM
An intelligent forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2015, 08:40:45 AM
Like this one  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2015, 08:42:18 AM
 ;D

Where northerners rule
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2015, 08:51:58 AM
And southern minnions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2015, 08:52:50 AM
Lose at footie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2015, 08:53:41 AM
To northern gods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2015, 09:01:45 AM
Who beat welsh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2015, 09:03:07 AM
Lamb to within
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2015, 09:04:52 AM
A second of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2015, 09:06:36 AM

Their feet being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2015, 09:07:43 AM
Licked by Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2015, 13:35:02 PM
before getting a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2015, 16:40:40 PM
Jellied eeled sarnie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2015, 17:02:41 PM
Which Jon enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2015, 18:37:03 PM
Smothered in beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 26, 2015, 07:11:22 AM
with some porridge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2015, 07:26:04 AM
which will improve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2015, 07:58:54 AM
The digestive tract
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2015, 11:03:26 AM
And warm his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2015, 15:31:17 PM
Most delicate bits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2015, 15:32:38 PM
Not exposed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2015, 15:36:59 PM
The freezing cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2015, 16:22:02 PM
Wind thats blowing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2015, 16:44:00 PM
Dave's wig off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2015, 18:11:12 PM
His Sun burned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2015, 19:30:54 PM
Head,which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2015, 19:37:32 PM

Thinks resembles a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2015, 20:18:55 PM
nice ripe tomato
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2015, 21:04:57 PM
Ready to peel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2015, 21:55:11 PM
When it dries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2015, 23:31:46 PM
And goes wrinkly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2015, 05:45:09 AM
Just like something
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 27, 2015, 06:23:56 AM
out of Eastenders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 07:42:59 AM
That terrible soap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2015, 08:21:46 AM
that depresses all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 08:28:02 AM
Who watches because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2015, 08:31:19 AM
The Cockenees are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 08:34:06 AM
Practically brain dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2015, 08:45:13 AM
And mumble along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 08:47:00 AM
In their own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2015, 13:42:48 PM
Yorkshire like accents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 14:38:41 PM
Which sound like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2015, 16:01:16 PM
Chalk on blackboard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 16:42:19 PM
Screeching at each
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2015, 17:29:52 PM
dodgy geezer that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2015, 18:40:02 PM
Goes by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2015, 19:21:51 PM
think resembles a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 21:06:43 PM
East end barrow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2015, 21:46:09 PM
Boy by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2015, 22:30:15 PM
Way he acts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2015, 05:34:41 AM
On this forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2015, 07:16:05 AM

Which is totally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 07:51:56 AM
Unacceptable to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2015, 07:53:51 AM
delicate northern flowers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 08:07:51 AM
That blossom into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2015, 15:50:08 PM
Handsome wonderful gentlemen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2015, 17:21:28 PM
outfitters and dustmen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 18:08:53 PM
From down south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2015, 19:50:04 PM
Lowering the tone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 20:10:08 PM
Of our classy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2015, 20:52:10 PM
Forum that doesnt
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 21:12:52 PM
Have stupid sayings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2015, 21:17:16 PM
Like boat race
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 21:45:24 PM
And other such
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2015, 21:56:20 PM
intellectually challenging phrases
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 21:59:37 PM
That no-one understands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2015, 22:00:30 PM
other than educated
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2015, 22:12:16 PM
Northerners who tolerate
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2015, 05:20:32 AM
Their southern minnions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2015, 07:20:18 AM

Who pretend that
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Post by: dee-dee on January 29, 2015, 07:26:24 AM
we know everything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2015, 07:38:11 AM

As we do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 07:50:12 AM
and subsidise their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2015, 08:12:13 AM

Pie eating obsession
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 08:34:57 AM
With jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2015, 08:36:58 AM
Washed down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 08:38:56 AM
Flat headless ale
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Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 10:05:55 AM
from Yorkshire breweries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 10:29:15 AM
Comes proper beers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 12:11:28 PM
for northern softies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 13:51:17 PM
Who are still
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 14:18:31 PM
Believers in fairies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2015, 15:57:22 PM
And that cockenees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 16:14:26 PM
Are the greatest
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 16:53:41 PM
Losers of all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 17:35:13 PM
Excessive fat that
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2015, 17:59:48 PM
Is caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 18:41:25 PM
Black pudding and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 19:12:02 PM
Putting up with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 19:13:28 PM
Lancy prima donnas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 19:16:01 PM
Who never pay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2015, 19:24:25 PM
for drinks but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 19:44:28 PM
Pretend they do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2015, 21:51:21 PM
Whilst they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 22:18:24 PM
Chatting up the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2015, 22:21:29 PM
Big Busted Barmaid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 22:25:42 PM
With the nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2015, 22:26:45 PM
Pair of eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2015, 22:36:43 PM
One blue and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2015, 05:03:46 AM
and one red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2015, 06:31:22 AM
One so she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2015, 07:06:38 AM
Can look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2015, 07:10:38 AM
A spurs supporter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2015, 07:12:41 AM
Who are renown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2015, 08:02:32 AM
for their generosity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2015, 11:19:53 AM
Towards friendly gooners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 11:44:12 AM

Who return the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2015, 12:19:27 PM
Dodgy aluminium gates
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2015, 13:02:40 PM
for decent ones
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Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 14:03:53 PM

That were previously
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2015, 15:32:15 PM
Used by Woe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2015, 17:07:10 PM
before she had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2015, 18:46:28 PM
A visit from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2015, 18:51:29 PM
Some Russian scrap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2015, 19:35:19 PM

Dealer who is
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Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2015, 08:09:53 AM
Bob's best mate
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 31, 2015, 08:45:11 AM
And lends him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2015, 09:44:37 AM
A hand to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 31, 2015, 12:00:35 PM
Sort them cockenees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2015, 12:12:35 PM
A real bargain
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2015, 12:32:39 PM
From Tubby Isaacs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2015, 16:58:22 PM
Michelin rated jelly
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2015, 07:27:01 AM
Which surrounds his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 01, 2015, 07:42:07 AM
big round beetroot
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2015, 08:12:26 AM
That Dee likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2015, 08:21:49 AM
To put her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2015, 08:35:44 AM
Hands on and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2015, 08:39:39 AM
Give it a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2015, 08:46:07 AM
Nice gentle rub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2015, 08:47:19 AM
With lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2015, 08:50:32 AM
Scented oils to
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Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2015, 19:40:03 PM
soften the skin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2015, 20:25:46 PM
So that it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2015, 20:36:29 PM
can be bent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2015, 20:38:50 PM
Into different positions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2015, 20:40:07 PM
for extra comfort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2015, 20:43:06 PM
When the weather
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2015, 20:44:20 PM
threatens the wellbeing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2015, 20:45:54 PM
And you need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2015, 22:29:31 PM
To perk up
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 06:29:30 AM
Before you can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 02, 2015, 07:04:36 AM
get out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 07:10:48 AM
Bed and run
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2015, 08:05:46 AM
to the loo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 08:16:04 AM
Like jon does
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2015, 08:36:52 AM
Every other hour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 13:18:16 PM
When its his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2015, 14:52:03 PM

Turn to buy
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2015, 15:11:51 PM
Bob another vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 15:22:14 PM
But bob being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2015, 15:42:23 PM
Drunk decided to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 15:48:59 PM
Forgive jon and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2015, 15:58:10 PM
Buy him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 17:12:49 PM
Few beers to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2015, 17:27:22 PM
Cheer him up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2015, 19:21:48 PM
Before telling him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2015, 22:22:30 PM
He has to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 00:02:54 AM
Welcome H back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 00:15:05 AM
from other forums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 06:54:01 AM
That dont satisfy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2015, 06:56:15 AM
us true drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 06:58:20 AM
Who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2015, 07:00:46 AM
have some banter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 07:03:13 AM
And a laugh
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2015, 07:05:44 AM
with Jon who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 07:06:44 AM
Likes to think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 07:58:13 AM
his chat up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 08:10:46 AM
Lines which are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 08:18:51 AM
so lame that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 08:21:44 AM
Even Dee doesn't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 08:22:56 AM
think he's genuine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 08:33:41 AM
And talks utter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 13:13:24 PM
drivel but enjoys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 13:41:59 PM
A good challenge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2015, 13:49:16 PM

To escape paying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 13:54:20 PM
For yet another
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 14:31:05 PM
Beer for Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 15:37:30 PM
with his insatiable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 16:10:07 PM
Appetite for vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 16:11:13 PM
causing a run
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 16:12:57 PM
At the bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 16:14:04 PM
before he exhausts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 16:23:51 PM
The busty barmaid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 16:24:28 PM
with his chat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 16:26:16 PM
Which isnt up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 16:28:27 PM
To Davesstandards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 16:30:45 PM
of Essex charm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 16:32:07 PM
Which really woos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 16:33:33 PM
The old slappers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 16:39:16 PM
Down Camden market
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 16:53:39 PM
where he likes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 17:11:01 PM
to practice his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 17:12:02 PM
Chas n Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 17:13:36 PM
greatest hits that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 17:15:17 PM
The ladies love
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 17:15:54 PM
and has them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 17:17:48 PM
Swooning in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 17:19:14 PM
back of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 17:29:25 PM
Old rusty Skoda
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 18:42:36 PM
He borrowed from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 19:29:23 PM
His mate at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2015, 19:48:19 PM
Romford dog track
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 19:52:59 PM
Who liked a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 20:07:01 PM
quick gander at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 20:18:32 PM
The form guide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2015, 21:03:10 PM
Incase there was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 21:22:26 PM
A cert running
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2015, 22:24:25 PM
the day after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 22:27:42 PM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2015, 22:34:22 PM
could hop on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 22:36:58 PM
The train and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2015, 22:39:20 PM
pull the cord
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 22:44:02 PM
To make Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2015, 23:07:38 PM
gag on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2015, 23:13:58 PM
First class sarnie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 06:55:04 AM
Which was very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 07:00:26 AM

Old and manky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 07:02:30 AM
Becase it had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 07:07:05 AM

Been in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 04, 2015, 07:27:04 AM
cupboard under the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 08:13:33 AM
high viz jacket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 08:50:16 AM
which was covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2015, 10:52:21 AM
In a drunkards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 10:54:27 AM
last nights dinner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2015, 10:55:26 AM
Which stunk like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 11:06:59 AM
Jon's old socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2015, 11:07:39 AM
After he'd been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 11:08:55 AM
running a marathon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2015, 12:35:26 PM
For charitable causes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 14:01:50 PM
Because he has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 15:50:51 PM
to pay penance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 19:00:15 PM

For being a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 19:18:09 PM
Big cockenee plonker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 19:22:53 PM

Who relocated up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 19:23:46 PM
To Suffolk where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 19:26:19 PM
Bernard Matthews describes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 19:29:21 PM
Everything as beuuutiful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 19:32:53 PM
(Bernard Matthews is in Norfolk)

with real ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 19:37:52 PM
Quote from: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 19:32:53 PM
(Bernard Matthews is in Norfolk)

with real ale

Close enough Dave  :o

That can not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 19:42:55 PM
You wouldn't say that to a local in Ipswich

be bettered because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2015, 19:44:49 PM
Bernard like flat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 19:45:55 PM
Norfolk rubbish that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 19:51:46 PM

Can only be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 19:52:43 PM
Yorkshire cat's pee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 19:56:58 PM
Which jon likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2015, 19:57:55 PM

To drink by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2015, 19:58:42 PM
alcoholic northerners who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2015, 20:29:46 PM
Prefer proper ales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2015, 21:33:58 PM
That have a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2015, 21:57:53 PM
Decent creamy head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2015, 05:34:00 AM
And not the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 05, 2015, 07:14:27 AM
rubbish from Norfolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 07:59:32 AM
that tastes of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 08:01:07 AM
Peat and turkeys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 08:01:52 AM
that turnip crunchers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 11:16:24 AM
Just love to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 05, 2015, 11:54:50 AM
Sup instead of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 11:59:39 AM
Fullers London Pride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2015, 13:54:08 PM
Which makes you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 14:30:30 PM
Throw up after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 14:46:15 PM
25 pints because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 15:15:35 PM
Its so weak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2015, 15:38:37 PM
You just have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 15:45:57 PM
live in Norwich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 16:32:54 PM
And be a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 16:45:33 PM
Brightspark with things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 16:51:28 PM
All about computers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 16:54:18 PM
And provides useful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2015, 18:21:53 PM
Information on other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 19:29:59 PM
Topics such as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 20:50:38 PM
Quality radio programmes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 20:55:54 PM
Where Spike spins
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 20:57:37 PM
Like a top
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 21:03:17 PM
Making charitable promises
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 21:12:36 PM
And challenging other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 21:14:30 PM
People to give
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 21:15:33 PM
Generously to worthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 21:17:57 PM
Poppy appeals that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 21:21:09 PM
Recognise the heroic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 21:22:56 PM
Exploits given by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 21:28:26 PM
The defenders of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 21:36:42 PM
Our freedom and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2015, 21:43:22 PM
Deserve the recognition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2015, 21:50:26 PM
That Yorkshiremen want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2015, 22:23:00 PM
Spike to honour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2015, 05:22:48 AM
By dedicating a
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Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2015, 07:08:25 AM

Whippet to the
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Post by: dee-dee on February 06, 2015, 07:27:45 AM
get Jon out
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 07:49:50 AM
Of Yorkshire and
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 08:03:38 AM
keep him fit
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 08:18:18 AM
Chasing rabbits around
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 11:11:13 AM
the hilly dales
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 11:14:01 AM
Until he sees
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 12:37:41 PM
Lights of thirsk
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 13:17:52 PM
Where he stops
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 13:42:51 PM
to chat to
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 14:30:00 PM
Dave who's on
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 14:38:35 PM
 A tour of
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2015, 14:43:44 PM
The wonderful north
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 14:45:27 PM
Yorkshire national trust
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2015, 14:48:07 PM
Which covers most
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 14:48:55 PM
Places of interest
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2015, 14:49:50 PM
That anyone would
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 14:50:29 PM
With any taste
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2015, 14:51:31 PM
Should enjoy all
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 14:53:03 PM
The beautiful countryside
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2015, 14:54:09 PM
Before the tories
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 14:57:47 PM
Sent Dave to
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 15:22:25 PM
educate left wing
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 16:47:28 PM
Miners about the
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2015, 17:57:31 PM
Benefits of capitalism
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2015, 18:08:17 PM
Before its too
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2015, 18:26:47 PM
Late for their
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Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2015, 09:04:45 AM
investments to be
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2015, 09:10:18 AM
Spent in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2015, 09:21:42 AM
Spread betting opportunity
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2015, 09:32:31 AM
on the greyhounds (ftp://on%20the%20greyhounds)
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 07, 2015, 15:00:13 PM
Where most of
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Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2015, 20:45:53 PM
The kennel maids
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 07, 2015, 23:06:33 PM
Are from Bradford
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Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2015, 07:59:42 AM

And can't speak
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 08:00:40 AM
to strange men
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Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2015, 08:03:02 AM

Who live in
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 08:04:56 AM
golf courses and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2015, 08:10:05 AM
Don't appreciate the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 08:29:50 AM
The finer arts
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2015, 08:37:01 AM
Is it a red for repeating a the ;D just asking ;D

Of curry eating
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 08:41:21 AM
It was a dave sssttttttuttttterrrrr thats all  ;)

With ya fingers
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2015, 08:49:07 AM
Fair enough ;D

In the finest
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 08:50:21 AM
Eaterie in Blackburn
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2015, 08:53:00 AM
Where bobs guts
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 08:53:49 AM
Are strewn over
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2015, 08:55:14 AM
The floor causing
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 08:56:17 AM
Young Ali to
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 08:56:45 AM
lose his footing
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 08:57:38 AM
And spill jons
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 09:00:01 AM
Tia Maria with
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 09:03:55 AM
Slice of beetroot
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2015, 09:20:03 AM
All over Dee
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 09:38:07 AM
ruining her new
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2015, 10:28:08 AM
Pair of white
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 12:48:14 PM
hot pants with
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 13:11:56 PM
Matching white stilleto,s
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 13:14:01 PM
with nine inch
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 13:19:04 PM
Heels so she
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 14:19:18 PM
was as tall
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 18:11:39 PM
As jon who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 18:12:28 PM
was on stilts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 18:12:52 PM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 18:14:28 PM
see the barmaid's
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 18:15:06 PM
Big round eyes
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 18:16:39 PM
down to her
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2015, 18:20:59 PM
Large well rounded
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2015, 19:51:15 PM
Smooth Silicone enhanced
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2015, 06:41:50 AM
Double barrelled projectiles
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2015, 08:18:32 AM
Which he tenderly
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Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2015, 09:21:17 AM
caressed with his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2015, 09:26:37 AM
Nice soft hands
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Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2015, 09:28:50 AM
causing her to
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2015, 09:30:26 AM
Go get Bob
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Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2015, 09:31:47 AM
to extract his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2015, 09:36:28 AM
Wallet to pay
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Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2015, 09:37:26 AM
for the services
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2015, 09:55:29 AM
He had received
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2015, 12:56:46 PM
And leave a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2015, 17:07:15 PM
deposit on the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2015, 19:00:09 PM
Bedside table for
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Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2015, 22:27:56 PM
The professional services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2015, 22:55:55 PM
That these young
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Post by: dee-dee on February 10, 2015, 06:45:42 AM
women always expected
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2015, 06:53:10 AM
Off Yorkshire stud
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2015, 08:32:00 AM
for the benefit
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2015, 09:19:53 AM
Of mankind can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2015, 09:44:15 AM
discover from this
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2015, 12:15:54 PM
Fine male specimen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2015, 12:29:23 PM
Whose body should
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2015, 16:01:25 PM
Photographed for all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2015, 16:45:43 PM
To laugh at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2015, 16:48:11 PM
Because they saw
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2015, 16:49:21 PM
His miniscule excuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2015, 18:19:22 PM
When dee posted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2015, 20:29:48 PM
Her wobbly picture
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2015, 20:30:27 PM
Which was offputting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2015, 20:53:27 PM
For Bob who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2015, 21:02:30 PM
Liked a clear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2015, 22:01:42 PM
Head when looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2015, 22:09:45 PM
for his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2015, 22:10:47 PM
That jon had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2015, 22:11:41 PM
filled with IOU's
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2015, 06:06:54 AM
That he had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 11, 2015, 07:15:14 AM
collected over the
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Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2015, 07:31:56 AM

Years that his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 08:03:11 AM
Honesty made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2015, 08:17:09 AM
have larger debts
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 08:26:39 AM
Than Bob who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2015, 14:48:24 PM
Just did runners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 15:25:22 PM
To escape the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2015, 15:27:05 PM
Heavies collecting from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 15:27:53 PM
Him all his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2015, 15:28:46 PM
Co-op divi which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 16:08:37 PM
He had saved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2015, 17:05:59 PM

For a rainy
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 17:13:56 PM
Day or until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2015, 17:30:18 PM

He retires to
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Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2015, 17:34:36 PM
his favourite Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2015, 18:46:10 PM
Resort of Clacton
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2015, 19:10:30 PM

To enjoy eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 19:14:45 PM
Slimy jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2015, 19:17:10 PM

Also pie and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 19:27:45 PM
Mash with brown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2015, 21:49:23 PM
sauce while playing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 21:59:18 PM
His favorite Chas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2015, 22:00:52 PM
and Dave songs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 22:06:57 PM
At full volume
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2015, 22:21:55 PM

Until he goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2015, 22:29:58 PM
To see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 11, 2015, 22:44:30 PM
Pearly Kings and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 00:15:58 AM
Queens because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2015, 04:43:16 AM
Needs to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2015, 07:00:56 AM

How real people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 07:12:10 AM
dress up in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 08:35:47 AM
Stupid clothes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 14:16:25 PM
Amuse simple northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2015, 15:21:41 PM
Irishmen who are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 15:43:16 PM
Doing a jig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 15:44:25 PM
And playing bagpipes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 15:45:35 PM
To the tune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 15:46:24 PM
Of a cat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2015, 20:10:03 PM
Being strangled by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 20:26:51 PM
The throat which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2015, 20:45:29 PM
Some people think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 20:49:11 PM
is pleasing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2015, 20:49:51 PM
The discerning eye
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 20:50:56 PM
but deaf ear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 20:51:31 PM
Does prevent the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 20:52:13 PM
brain being damaged
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 20:53:57 PM
because they always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 20:54:53 PM
act like they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 21:07:49 PM
Are the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 21:09:43 PM
comedians and tell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 21:11:03 PM
Corny jokes which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 21:12:19 PM
some do not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 21:14:56 PM
find very funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 21:17:05 PM
But fortunately they've
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 21:18:06 PM
used to being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 21:20:44 PM
made fun of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 21:21:38 PM
just like our
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 21:28:13 PM
banter on dross
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 21:40:20 PM
which sometimes can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:11:50 PM
Cause touchy people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 22:13:34 PM
to get slapped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:20:19 PM
And banished to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 22:21:15 PM
the top of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 22:22:58 PM
the forum where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:23:55 PM
Baz relentlessly takes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 22:26:01 PM
the mickey out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:27:36 PM
Of people who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 22:28:28 PM
try to ask
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 22:30:21 PM
are there cashpoints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:33:47 PM
In the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2015, 22:34:57 PM
pole dance club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:36:35 PM
To pay for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 22:37:37 PM
Bobs bar bill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:41:16 PM
Which is only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 22:43:03 PM
5 euros because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:44:13 PM
Dee buys all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 22:47:00 PM
the Tia Maria
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2015, 22:52:19 PM
And coke that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 06:30:13 AM
She can possibly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 13, 2015, 06:31:08 AM
carry to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 06:32:24 AM
Room so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 13, 2015, 06:55:41 AM
they could have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 06:56:31 AM
A bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 13, 2015, 07:25:34 AM
a quickie if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 07:26:18 AM
Jon could manage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 13, 2015, 07:28:03 AM
to keep it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 07:30:16 AM
Up for more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 07:34:21 AM
That a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 07:41:48 AM
Seconds before he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 07:59:31 AM
limped out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 08:01:11 AM
The boudoir and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 08:01:47 AM
phoned the Samaritans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 08:06:50 AM
To help him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 08:19:32 AM
buy some viagra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 09:10:20 AM
To enhance is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 12:44:52 PM
standing around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 12:50:48 PM
Bar where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 15:12:23 PM
was waiting for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 15:22:57 PM
Bob to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 15:24:38 PM
him some durex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 15:26:03 PM
and some stiff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 15:27:43 PM
little fingers songs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 15:31:57 PM
So that Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 15:35:18 PM
could pogo along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 15:36:26 PM
With his wig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 15:37:16 PM
firmly stuck down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2015, 15:41:59 PM
With uhu to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 15:47:29 PM
make sure there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 16:37:58 PM
is no sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2015, 20:39:49 PM
To burn his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2015, 22:05:18 PM
tender head which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2015, 22:43:02 PM

Make it look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2015, 07:35:51 AM
Like a beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2015, 09:43:58 AM
Causing Dave to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 14, 2015, 09:49:41 AM
buy a dozen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2015, 11:05:59 AM
Red roses for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2015, 14:47:31 PM
Jon to give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2015, 20:17:21 PM
To dee who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2015, 20:59:59 PM
Was very grateful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2015, 21:09:59 PM
Has she was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2015, 21:48:40 PM
Madly in love
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2015, 22:05:37 PM
With a certain
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Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2015, 08:25:10 AM
good looking Essex
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 08:29:03 AM
Pensioner who had
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Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2015, 08:35:39 AM
wit, charm and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 08:36:37 AM
Lots of money
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Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2015, 08:37:12 AM
and a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 08:38:25 AM
Eel stuck down
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Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2015, 08:39:09 AM
his trousers to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 08:40:23 AM
Really impress Dee
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Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2015, 08:41:22 AM
and not frighten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 08:45:22 AM
Her like northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2015, 10:16:20 AM
Men from Bradford
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 10:27:14 AM
And from Blackburn
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Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2015, 12:54:01 PM

Who don't know
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Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2015, 13:38:23 PM
how to treat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2015, 14:42:15 PM
Ebola because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 15:49:07 PM
Holiday to Jordan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2015, 16:32:11 PM
Where they dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2015, 16:51:11 PM
Shoot many tourists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2015, 19:01:56 PM
Because bullets cost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2015, 20:02:57 PM
more than vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2015, 06:40:29 AM
Which helps to
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Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2015, 07:05:33 AM
numb the pain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2015, 07:11:28 AM
Of listening to
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Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 07:52:29 AM
Jon's chat up
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Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2015, 10:33:42 AM

Lines that are
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Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 11:05:22 AM
cringe worthy and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2015, 12:09:57 PM

Not very romantic
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 14:43:39 PM
Unless you appreciate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 15:17:54 PM
Clever Yorkshire humour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 15:34:46 PM
And not many
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2015, 15:36:12 PM
people do,so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 15:39:07 PM
Its all wasted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2015, 15:41:41 PM
on the old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 15:45:29 PM
Women in the
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Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2015, 15:47:26 PM
Waikiki Bar that
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 15:53:48 PM
Was full of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2015, 15:56:04 PM
men with long
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 15:59:23 PM
Dirty macs and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 16:55:40 PM
Preston accents drinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 17:02:29 PM
Cheap Russian vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 17:15:21 PM
and leering at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2015, 17:16:28 PM
the dee lookalikes ??? ??? ???
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2015, 17:22:59 PM
In white stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 17:56:38 PM
From the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2015, 18:14:39 PM
Hostlery where jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 19:09:34 PM
Play washboard in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2015, 19:45:11 PM
satin budgie smugglers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 20:41:20 PM
while singing karaoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 03:45:19 AM
With a certain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 17, 2015, 06:53:37 AM
drunken look that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2015, 07:58:55 AM
charm the pants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 08:40:48 AM
Off the barmaid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 14:24:01 PM
Who was wishing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2015, 15:18:57 PM

That she was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 17:12:45 PM
In some other
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2015, 17:21:26 PM
place with the
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 17:24:07 PM
Men who prefer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2015, 17:26:49 PM
young boys who
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 17:34:10 PM
Have plenty of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2015, 17:37:01 PM
money to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 17:39:07 PM
Her and Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2015, 17:39:54 PM
a Baileys and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 17:55:59 PM
A vodka for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 18:12:45 PM
The time while
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 19:52:10 PM
They discussed Daves
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Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2015, 20:23:31 PM
wonderful knowledge of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 20:52:55 PM
Earl grey tea
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 20:56:18 PM
And the cups
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 20:59:55 PM
Made of best
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 21:01:33 PM
China ,so that
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 21:08:12 PM
He appeared posh
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 21:12:01 PM
And more refined
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 21:15:16 PM
Than us ruffians
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 21:48:50 PM
From ooop north
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 21:51:24 PM
Who sup proper
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2015, 21:57:14 PM
Beer and not
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2015, 22:59:48 PM
Posh tea because
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Post by: dee-dee on February 18, 2015, 06:11:14 AM
they shop at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 18, 2015, 06:36:16 AM
Aldi or Lidl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2015, 07:20:15 AM
To get the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2015, 07:54:02 AM
disgusting black pudding
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2015, 08:09:51 AM
A true delicacy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2015, 08:35:00 AM
for livestock and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2015, 10:06:17 AM
All decent people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2015, 14:50:40 PM
with gastric bands
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2015, 16:18:34 PM
Which they sell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2015, 16:36:30 PM
as a bogoff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 18, 2015, 19:28:21 PM
To whining cockenees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2015, 19:40:57 PM
To give to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2015, 20:55:38 PM
More whining cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2015, 21:23:57 PM
grumpy northern tubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2015, 22:22:34 PM
Have more fun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2015, 03:46:10 AM
And are more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 19, 2015, 07:07:14 AM
likely to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2015, 07:25:40 AM
Successful than southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2015, 08:03:39 AM
at scrounging beers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2015, 10:52:28 AM
If only from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2015, 11:14:33 AM
Tight Dave who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2015, 11:39:32 AM
Has more pennies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2015, 12:08:24 PM
Invested in Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2015, 12:57:01 PM
Black pudding which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2015, 13:58:22 PM
replaces mortar in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2015, 14:17:25 PM
The highest places
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2015, 15:10:53 PM
securing ridge tiles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2015, 18:20:39 PM
that are loose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2015, 19:38:14 PM
Because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2015, 21:12:13 PM
Wind that blows
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Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2015, 21:26:29 PM

From the northerners
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2015, 22:28:59 PM
Lovely green hills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2015, 06:20:01 AM
Full of freshness
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Post by: dee-dee on February 20, 2015, 06:54:38 AM
like an old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 07:39:29 AM
Vintage port resplendent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 10:53:12 AM
after recycling through
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 11:30:09 AM
The finest vats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 12:16:28 PM
in the Portuguese
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 12:17:23 PM
Area of Yorkshire
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 12:18:33 PM
where the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 12:20:36 PM
Cheeses complimented brilliantly
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 12:22:09 PM
the 15 year
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 12:25:14 PM
Old vintage port
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 12:25:46 PM
which Jon bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 12:30:45 PM
A case of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2015, 14:37:19 PM

With his pocket
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 15:17:57 PM
Money from Lisa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 15:39:26 PM
Because she's the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2015, 15:41:17 PM

One that wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 15:52:35 PM
The trousers and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2015, 16:16:02 PM
jon does has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 16:52:13 PM
to get on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2015, 16:53:34 PM
to the shopping
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 16:55:25 PM
and ironing her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2015, 16:55:53 PM
clothes for work
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 16:56:29 PM
before cooking her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2015, 16:58:52 PM
a nice surprise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 17:11:26 PM
soggy black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2015, 17:17:58 PM
With fried beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2015, 19:32:25 PM
To make worth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2015, 02:53:06 AM
The time she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2015, 07:26:42 AM
Had invested in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2015, 08:48:13 AM
teaching him manners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2015, 09:22:52 AM
And how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2015, 10:53:21 AM

Behave in a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2015, 16:58:55 PM
responsible way when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2015, 19:19:20 PM
Hes been drinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2015, 19:27:14 PM
Champagne from ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2015, 06:34:40 AM
Who want him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 22, 2015, 07:17:45 AM
to strip off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2015, 08:08:28 AM
the old wallpaper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2015, 08:34:24 AM
And do a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2015, 12:49:39 PM
Some odd jobs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2015, 16:22:02 PM
Around the bedroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2015, 17:54:55 PM
Where he thinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2015, 20:01:32 PM
His expertise always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2015, 03:46:16 AM
Comes to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 07:37:12 AM
Fore because he's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 08:21:12 AM
mopping up the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 08:23:53 AM
Mess Baldy made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 08:25:15 AM
doing his impersonation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 08:29:19 AM
Of Arsene Wenger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 08:30:25 AM
after swallowing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 08:31:36 AM
Piece of french
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 08:40:35 AM
letter that had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2015, 09:05:46 AM

Been pulled off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 09:27:09 AM
At half time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 11:05:08 AM
and been washed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 11:52:48 AM
In Arsenes shower
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 14:57:35 PM
Before Wilshere's cigarette
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 15:51:44 PM
Butt set fire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2015, 16:20:09 PM
to the dugout
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 16:28:15 PM
Causing Arsenes anorak
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 16:30:45 PM
To smolder at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 16:35:18 PM
Pockets where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 17:19:41 PM
Keeps his lip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 17:22:42 PM
Balm and his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 17:40:16 PM
book of jokes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2015, 18:06:23 PM
In his pockets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2015, 19:42:01 PM
Which echos with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2015, 22:16:39 PM
A reverberating noise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2015, 23:44:15 PM
About  beating Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 06:08:06 AM
In the final
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 24, 2015, 06:55:50 AM
of the X-Factor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 08:13:02 AM
which is rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 10:05:52 AM
Watched by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 12:26:03 PM
Less discerning viewers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 15:30:15 PM
Who like mindless
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 16:18:39 PM
talentless people perform
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 24, 2015, 18:06:46 PM

Their inane routines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 18:43:17 PM
Whilst lounging in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 18:57:43 PM
The hospitality suite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 19:00:35 PM
Drinking free booze
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 19:01:41 PM
And making passes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 19:02:30 PM
Towards the cameraman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 19:03:32 PM
Called Jon from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 19:04:52 PM
Guiseley in Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 19:07:00 PM
Where the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 19:08:09 PM
Are a strange
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 19:13:11 PM
People with six
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 19:16:36 PM
Packs and charm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 19:18:01 PM
Bracelets and tattoos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 19:20:24 PM
And staffies to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 19:47:16 PM
Frighten off southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 20:36:53 PM
Who don't like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 20:42:06 PM
(http://supping%20real%20ale)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 20:43:06 PM
Supping real ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 20:44:18 PM
Tasting like soap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 21:11:35 PM
To those with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 21:29:12 PM
Experience drinking real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 21:46:50 PM
Watered down rubbish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 21:49:46 PM
From north Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 21:57:22 PM
Which Dave enjoys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2015, 21:58:53 PM
With a cherry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 22:00:27 PM
And an umbrella
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2015, 22:02:06 PM
To keep the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2015, 22:03:42 PM
Wealthy image going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2015, 05:24:13 AM
To his corperate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 08:25:32 AM
poverty and hardship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2015, 10:25:44 AM
Mates from darkest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 11:02:37 AM
Seven Sisters Road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2015, 11:34:57 AM
Wherever that is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 12:18:57 PM
The Spurs Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2015, 12:23:09 PM
Area of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2015, 15:08:41 PM
Communal toilets where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 15:28:11 PM
Bob blocks the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2015, 16:13:42 PM
Pipes with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 16:18:27 PM
Usual enthusiasm when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2015, 16:29:07 PM
Sitting on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 16:35:41 PM
Delayed train from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2015, 16:37:38 PM
Preston which usually
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 16:38:24 PM
Gets cancelled due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2015, 17:41:26 PM

To the wrong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2015, 18:09:17 PM
Type of snow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2015, 20:15:38 PM
Blowing the wrong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2015, 21:01:27 PM

Way down the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2015, 21:17:54 PM
Line making it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2015, 21:38:46 PM

Impossible for Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 00:20:13 AM
To get aboard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2015, 05:26:09 AM
Without disabled assisstance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 05:55:51 AM
after downing ten
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 26, 2015, 06:49:55 AM
cups of tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 07:17:53 AM
At Dees house
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 08:09:04 AM
where Bailey bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2015, 08:10:18 AM
Jon on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 08:18:29 AM
Bum making him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 08:50:56 AM
Kick him up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 09:59:45 AM
The backside and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 11:11:30 AM
Bruised his nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 11:19:42 AM
Making him bark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 11:20:19 AM
And number two on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 11:29:26 AM
Four words ;D

Dees new carpet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 14:25:27 PM
It started out as three but didn't allow cr*p and replaced with 2 words

thick pile shag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2015, 15:39:21 PM
To match her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 15:52:30 PM
new ra-ra skirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 16:04:42 PM
And best white
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2015, 18:45:18 PM

Blouse  that has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2015, 18:49:57 PM
quite a revealing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 19:06:06 PM
Plunge neck line
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 20:35:26 PM
down to her

(think we might get a slapping if she reads this thread)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 20:50:37 PM
I enjoy Dees slappings  ;D

Knees which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 20:51:23 PM
Butlins nobbly champion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 20:54:47 PM
For the tenth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 20:57:04 PM
year running because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 20:58:36 PM
She bribed the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 20:59:23 PM
judges with special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 21:01:05 PM
Flashes of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 21:08:13 PM
perfectly tanned assets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 21:11:31 PM
Which made them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 21:12:51 PM
very excited causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 21:14:42 PM
Them to prematurely
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 21:18:15 PM
expel their copious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 21:22:10 PM
Amounts of cash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 21:22:46 PM
down her cleavage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 21:25:08 PM
Which Bob grabbed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2015, 21:28:21 PM
while copping a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2015, 22:27:57 PM
Eyeful of her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2015, 01:28:24 AM
Copy of TV
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2015, 05:10:08 AM
Time magazine which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 27, 2015, 06:58:08 AM
she got for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2015, 07:08:40 AM
Planning her big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2015, 08:45:57 AM
brother fan club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2015, 09:25:47 AM
Which she was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2015, 12:49:24 PM
The special guest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2015, 13:00:32 PM
At the opening
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2015, 17:47:18 PM
champagne reception where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2015, 18:09:55 PM
She was able
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2015, 19:53:27 PM
to chat with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2015, 22:21:04 PM
All the dregs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2015, 05:11:12 AM
From Essex and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2015, 08:26:43 AM
druggies from Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2015, 16:03:35 PM
Who rob posh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2015, 16:15:16 PM
People from down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2015, 16:58:11 PM
South to feed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 01, 2015, 04:16:01 AM
all the seagulls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 07:53:28 AM
Some fresh popcorn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2015, 08:00:31 AM
On Clacton pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 08:00:59 AM
Where the wind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2015, 08:03:39 AM
Helped dry out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 08:05:28 AM
The old folks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2015, 08:07:14 AM
Who wet there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 08:12:46 AM
Knickers at 0430  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2015, 08:15:47 AM
Which excited Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 08:29:30 AM
Who in turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2015, 08:30:27 AM
Wet himself to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 08:31:08 AM
Join in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2015, 08:33:09 AM
Cockeneeeee ritual of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2015, 11:42:04 AM
slap the northerner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 13:59:03 PM
On the back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2015, 18:15:46 PM
Of his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 01, 2015, 18:35:29 PM

To knock some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2015, 19:23:04 PM
sense into him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2015, 20:09:31 PM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2015, 20:31:25 PM
Would be polite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2015, 05:09:59 AM
To the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2015, 07:22:11 AM
Showing them some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2015, 07:56:15 AM
desirable qualities that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2015, 09:24:36 AM
Southerners don't have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2015, 11:59:03 AM
To learn as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2015, 15:12:11 PM
they are so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2015, 15:37:54 PM
Well trained already
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2015, 17:12:27 PM
Like lap dogs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2015, 17:16:25 PM
unlike northern slobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2015, 17:40:44 PM
Who resemble Rottweiler's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2015, 18:42:30 PM
Ready to rip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 02, 2015, 20:59:31 PM

Open their wallets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2015, 21:22:52 PM
After mugging unsuspecting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 02, 2015, 21:48:36 PM

Southerners who couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2015, 06:06:15 AM
Read or write
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 07:33:58 AM
Or get a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 08:19:42 AM
thank you from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 08:27:02 AM
Ignorant southerners who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 10:17:41 AM

Were really northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 10:42:56 AM
Doing an impression
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 11:19:50 AM

Badly of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 13:22:18 PM
Proper word pronounciation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 15:18:09 PM
Aye tha's reet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 15:20:02 PM
and other gobbledegook
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 15:37:07 PM
That confuses Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2015, 15:47:30 PM
who speaks the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 17:17:21 PM
Perfect queen's English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 17:30:02 PM

Understood by all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 17:30:45 PM
Well educated people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 17:31:59 PM

That only live
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 17:33:41 PM
In southern England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 17:38:06 PM

And rarely venture
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 17:40:11 PM
Past Watford Gap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 17:47:47 PM

As the yokels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 19:10:10 PM
Don't appreciate cockeneeeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2015, 19:39:04 PM
Or bloody snobs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 20:37:54 PM
Because they're miserable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2015, 20:54:58 PM
And like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 20:56:29 PM

Be stuck in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2015, 20:57:41 PM
A nice blond
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 21:00:58 PM
Haired person from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2015, 21:10:56 PM
Deepest dark Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2015, 21:20:32 PM

Who snuck down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 21:26:25 PM
From Camden town
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2015, 21:35:31 PM
but her hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 21:44:14 PM
Dresser recommended she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 21:48:12 PM
Wear a wig
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 21:49:29 PM
To hide the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2015, 21:52:33 PM
Bald patches that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2015, 21:55:28 PM
had been made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 21:56:20 PM
From the Velcro
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2015, 22:01:33 PM
on Jons trainers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2015, 22:02:35 PM
Bought in Morrisons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2015, 22:09:45 PM
with his Match
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 06:11:14 AM
Bright pink shorts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2015, 08:15:04 AM
that he wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 14:37:11 PM
To mince along
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2015, 15:01:02 PM
The corralejo promenade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2015, 16:14:14 PM

Like the advert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2015, 17:22:27 PM
For moneysupermarket where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2015, 17:35:53 PM

Jon wears shorts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 18:05:52 PM
To show off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2015, 21:58:11 PM
His generously proportioned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2015, 22:00:39 PM


Backside and upper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2015, 22:08:34 PM
Black pudding filled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 22:09:03 PM
Beer belly which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2015, 22:11:19 PM
Reaches his knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 22:11:44 PM
Needs to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2015, 22:12:50 PM
Assisted with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2015, 22:25:32 PM
Fabulous looking woman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 22:34:56 PM
To nip and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2015, 22:35:59 PM
Get his ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 22:37:41 PM
Whilst he goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2015, 22:39:48 PM
To find Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2015, 22:45:58 PM
Who is hiding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2015, 22:52:19 PM
behind gooner Paul
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 06:03:36 AM
Just in case
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 07:23:58 AM
It got windy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2015, 08:02:45 AM
endangering his new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 10:23:19 AM
Curly blond syrup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2015, 11:42:01 AM
Causing it to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 12:05:28 PM
Blow off and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 05, 2015, 14:18:19 PM
land in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 16:32:19 PM
Cup of Earl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2015, 17:32:01 PM

Grey tea which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2015, 17:33:06 PM
Is an acquired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2015, 17:36:24 PM

Taste supped by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2015, 17:37:37 PM
The good people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2015, 17:39:23 PM

Of southern England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 19:14:04 PM
Who prefer witch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2015, 19:19:35 PM
And warlocks to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 20:20:32 PM
Proper decent folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 21:20:14 PM
Who dont ignore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 21:23:58 PM
Good mornings and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 21:24:50 PM
Afternoon all,s which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 21:25:57 PM
Is just basic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 21:33:23 PM
Manners which Northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 21:35:47 PM
Are proficient in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 21:36:48 PM
And would like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 21:38:32 PM
Our southern counterparts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 21:44:12 PM
To take note
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2015, 21:56:39 PM
Of their persecution
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 22:11:08 PM
Which is justly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 22:38:30 PM
Dished out due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 22:41:25 PM
To their ignorance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 05, 2015, 22:47:07 PM
On football matters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 22:50:12 PM
Like blaming the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2015, 22:51:51 PM
handsome dross members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 22:54:06 PM
For being thick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2015, 22:57:42 PM
but Norfolk members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 22:58:59 PM
Sat behind computers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2015, 23:03:27 PM
with too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 23:06:48 PM
Time on there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2015, 23:08:08 PM
hands,so make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 23:09:34 PM
Up polls without
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2015, 23:12:06 PM
asking dross members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 23:14:01 PM
Or including Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2015, 23:18:54 PM
who qualifies for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2015, 23:20:47 PM
The best member
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 06, 2015, 07:12:54 AM
of the dross
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 08:07:34 AM
Because she is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 08:13:17 AM
the heartbeat of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2015, 14:30:10 PM
All that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 16:38:17 PM
Special to jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 17:46:22 PM
and his fantasies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2015, 19:31:47 PM

Of being a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:19:03 PM
Little Essex boy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 21:21:40 PM
As Dee's neighbour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:28:37 PM
Where he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 21:29:34 PM
Ogle her lovely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:32:46 PM
Nice clean undies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 21:33:40 PM
On the washing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:36:52 PM
Line where she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 21:39:41 PM
Likes to tease
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:40:53 PM
Him by putting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 21:43:50 PM
Anne Summers knickers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:44:53 PM
Out on Fridays
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 21:45:41 PM
In touching distance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:48:43 PM
But just has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2015, 21:50:09 PM
A Kleenex moment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2015, 21:52:51 PM
His sticky fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2015, 21:54:14 PM

Trying to grasp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 06:18:43 AM
The clasp on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 07, 2015, 06:51:48 AM
his pearl necklace
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 07:36:35 AM
So that it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2015, 07:58:40 AM
Touches her nice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 08:19:48 AM
cheese and onion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2015, 10:52:06 AM
Pasties which were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 13:12:25 PM
Fresh from her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 16:46:53 PM
Hot sticky oven
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 17:35:25 PM
Which hasn't been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 17:54:21 PM
Used for some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 17:55:06 PM
Time due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 18:00:38 PM
Not having the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 18:03:22 PM
Right type of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 18:04:09 PM
Yorkshireman to sort
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 18:05:07 PM
Out things like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 18:06:50 PM
Which knob to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 18:08:40 PM
Lubricate before he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 18:13:38 PM
Has to insert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 18:14:56 PM
All of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 18:16:55 PM
Screwdrivers to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2015, 18:52:59 PM
It easy to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2015, 22:58:15 PM
Get better entry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2015, 00:51:20 AM
To  an irishmans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2015, 01:28:09 AM
Wallet which has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2015, 08:20:17 AM
Been unopened since
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2015, 08:41:49 AM
The last payday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2015, 08:49:25 AM

Due to them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2015, 08:53:11 AM
Being tight as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2015, 11:37:00 AM

A chuffing ducks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on March 08, 2015, 11:52:50 AM
with short wings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2015, 12:46:02 PM
And Yorkshire accent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2015, 20:11:26 PM
Which dislikes cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2015, 20:29:29 PM

Even though they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2015, 20:58:32 PM
Like to think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2015, 07:51:10 AM
the inferior northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2015, 08:22:38 AM
Are infact superior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2015, 08:54:27 AM
In every way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2015, 11:44:16 AM
Of bragging when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2015, 14:20:09 PM
Their vast knowledge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2015, 16:22:21 PM
In absolutely nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2015, 16:31:21 PM
That cockeneeeeees would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2015, 16:50:03 PM
Find noteworthy of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2015, 17:12:22 PM
Because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2015, 18:15:49 PM
So inbred that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2015, 18:17:41 PM
Moved from Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2015, 18:23:25 PM
To educate them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2015, 18:57:48 PM
In southern values
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2015, 21:38:01 PM
Which didnt take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2015, 22:09:12 PM

Long for northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2015, 23:11:23 PM
To realise that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2015, 23:27:38 PM
Southerners are a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2015, 23:44:03 PM
Complete waste of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2015, 07:33:33 AM
Time and should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 07:47:49 AM
Be sent to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2015, 07:50:15 AM
France to deal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2015, 07:51:58 AM
with Lancashire deportments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 07:52:21 AM
Who try to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2015, 07:53:15 AM
be like southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 07:55:24 AM
Talking with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2015, 07:56:42 AM
Surrey accent and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 10:27:31 AM
Making no sense
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2015, 11:53:50 AM
Of black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 12:53:20 PM
A true delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2015, 16:17:18 PM
That all Northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 16:30:22 PM
Appreciate unlike some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2015, 16:31:51 PM
People from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 16:37:40 PM
Wrong end of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2015, 16:51:21 PM
The hospital queue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 19:11:52 PM
Where they had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2015, 19:12:35 PM
stomach pumps ready
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 20:11:36 PM
For the eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2015, 20:13:10 PM
in the pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 20:35:17 PM
Which shouldn't be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2015, 22:13:22 PM
Spoilt by putting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2015, 23:03:59 PM
Southern rubbish in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2015, 06:32:57 AM
Just great northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 11, 2015, 07:01:50 AM
train journeys which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2015, 07:02:37 AM
Show people how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 11, 2015, 07:06:52 AM
Northerners really treat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 07:26:01 AM
Ladies with respect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2015, 07:29:58 AM
And stand up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 07:37:55 AM
For all that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2015, 07:39:12 AM
Gentleman stuff that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2015, 07:50:15 AM
have crafty gropes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 07:54:37 AM
Taught by Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2015, 07:55:31 AM
from Bradford who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 07:57:05 AM
Is cockeneeee Dave's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2015, 07:58:31 AM
pen friend who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 07:59:29 AM
Is learning Spanish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2015, 08:02:12 AM
so he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 08:13:52 AM
Converse with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2015, 08:15:40 AM
locals like Spike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 08:17:01 AM
Who he's avoided
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2015, 08:18:18 AM
to keep his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 08:19:23 AM
Sanity intact because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2015, 08:20:36 AM
he could upset
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2015, 08:27:52 AM
A few people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2015, 10:00:28 AM
With his cutting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 12, 2015, 06:43:19 AM
Tongue which as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 06:56:44 AM
We all know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 12, 2015, 07:10:55 AM
he can`t spell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 07:12:20 AM
So he gets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2015, 10:02:15 AM
a bit touchy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 10:15:12 AM
And sulks off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2015, 12:33:15 PM
with his mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 13:20:17 PM
The crackpot from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2015, 16:20:05 PM
Norwich who is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 16:20:51 PM
Always winding up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2015, 16:21:43 PM
other members by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 16:31:06 PM
Making stupid posts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2015, 16:53:27 PM
and upsetting Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: spongebob squarepants on March 12, 2015, 16:56:44 PM
So much that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2015, 16:57:30 PM
he threw his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 19:47:17 PM
Hands up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2015, 19:50:34 PM
Dave's overused wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 20:27:15 PM
From buying half
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2015, 20:58:20 PM

Size bottles of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 21:10:40 PM
Harveys Bristol cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: spongebob squarepants on March 12, 2015, 22:32:18 PM
And Newcastle brown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 12, 2015, 22:52:37 PM
which tastes like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 22:54:51 PM
Nectar from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 12, 2015, 22:57:17 PM
large furry cup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: spongebob squarepants on March 12, 2015, 23:00:10 PM
Of the gods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 23:02:46 PM
That makes geordies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: spongebob squarepants on March 12, 2015, 23:05:38 PM
Forget Friday nights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 23:07:11 PM
And suffer Saturday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: spongebob squarepants on March 12, 2015, 23:13:51 PM
Until x factor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 23:16:06 PM
Drives them out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: spongebob squarepants on March 12, 2015, 23:23:56 PM
Doon the club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2015, 23:26:26 PM
Calling it a day now. Goodnight SBSP

to down more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 13, 2015, 07:11:46 AM
lager and lime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2015, 07:29:20 AM
And promptly throw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2015, 07:32:41 AM
It up in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2015, 07:33:34 AM
The porcelain godess 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2015, 07:38:58 AM
Who was trying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2015, 07:45:46 AM
Swallow it up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2015, 07:55:42 AM
But she couldnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2015, 15:10:24 PM
find the right
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2015, 15:33:55 PM
Bucket to put
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2015, 16:54:22 PM
her false teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2015, 07:56:24 AM
In because she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2015, 09:26:52 AM
Jon prefers toothless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2015, 10:29:25 AM
Women who can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2015, 15:35:51 PM
Teach him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2015, 16:48:30 PM

Gurn just like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2015, 16:51:57 PM
Bradford beauty queen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2015, 20:22:23 PM

Who would not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2015, 23:19:17 PM
Eat swordfish squid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2015, 01:17:12 AM
or jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 15, 2015, 07:44:31 AM
because she liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2015, 08:41:56 AM
A long slippery
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2015, 09:39:40 AM
and very satisfying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2015, 10:20:51 AM
Slimy thing that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2015, 11:02:17 AM
She could play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2015, 12:21:41 PM
the sailors hornpipe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2015, 22:29:53 PM
By just blowing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 16, 2015, 06:59:59 AM
up a balloon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2015, 07:19:10 AM
And sticking it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2015, 09:12:37 AM
down his trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2015, 09:59:27 AM
To make the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2015, 10:15:24 AM
ladies think that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2015, 10:17:30 AM

His hernia is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2015, 10:17:50 AM
Ready to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2015, 10:19:38 AM
pushed back down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2015, 10:20:37 AM
And stapled into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2015, 10:21:21 AM
the front of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2015, 10:23:04 AM
A no9 bus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2015, 14:11:34 PM
which stops outside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2015, 16:13:44 PM
The Caleta MacDonald's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2015, 16:31:05 PM
Where Bob's eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2015, 16:46:36 PM
 His first big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2015, 18:38:46 PM
Mcflury with special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2015, 22:58:55 PM
Chavetta fries and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 17, 2015, 07:03:13 AM
a tub of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2015, 07:05:02 AM

Greasy fat to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 09:56:47 AM
lubricate his mobility
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 17, 2015, 10:25:06 AM
Scooter to take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2015, 11:59:54 AM

Him to Caleta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 13:29:43 PM
to harass the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2015, 13:58:35 PM

Unfortunate young people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 14:03:56 PM
owning golf course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 15:25:53 PM
Property with fat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 15:35:01 PM
cat Yorkshire owners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 15:36:48 PM
Upsetting the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 15:39:24 PM
drunkards looking for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 15:56:22 PM
The nearest burger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 15:56:54 PM
joint to throw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 16:07:12 PM
Up his happy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 17:17:07 PM
Meal over a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 19:58:10 PM
Poor unsuspecting lady
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 20:21:46 PM
Discarding her wrappers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 20:23:49 PM
On the golf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 20:24:45 PM
Parked next to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 20:28:24 PM
Dave's pad where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 20:30:44 PM
The pensioners meet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 20:32:15 PM
To discuss how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 20:33:21 PM
To ban whingeing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 20:34:43 PM
Gringos from there
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 20:36:11 PM
And send them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 20:40:50 PM
To the asylum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2015, 20:41:49 PM
In Tamaragua where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2015, 22:55:13 PM
Where Bob could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2015, 00:24:34 AM
Re-educate them to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2015, 08:45:13 AM
unblock their toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2015, 10:50:08 AM

With their hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2015, 11:33:59 AM
As caletta folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2015, 14:27:00 PM

Will not do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2015, 16:24:58 PM
like Tamaragua philistines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2015, 19:16:45 PM
Who graft hard
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2015, 19:33:27 PM
Winding people up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2015, 19:49:31 PM
At the top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2015, 20:08:04 PM
of the board
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2015, 20:36:25 PM
With his cutting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2015, 21:30:47 PM

Remarks and sarcasm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2015, 21:57:24 PM
even upsetting BS
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2015, 22:10:11 PM
And making him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2015, 01:08:31 AM
Put a contract
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 19, 2015, 07:03:37 AM
om the heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2015, 07:29:22 AM
Of us drossers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2015, 08:38:35 AM
after the poem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2015, 09:58:14 AM
About him was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2015, 10:26:39 AM
below the belt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2015, 10:59:36 AM
But factually true
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2015, 14:36:20 PM
being an expert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2015, 16:06:58 PM
At all things
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2015, 16:36:04 PM
On inbreeding as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2015, 21:15:26 PM
Hes studied southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2015, 22:16:19 PM
through three eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2015, 22:18:51 PM
To get a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2015, 22:19:41 PM
cure for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2015, 22:24:09 PM
Bad back which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2015, 22:25:43 PM
he inherited from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2015, 23:42:40 PM
His friend Peggy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 20, 2015, 06:56:35 AM
sitting on her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2015, 07:56:26 AM
High horse preaching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2015, 08:57:44 AM
on something she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2015, 10:29:27 AM
Knows absolutely nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2015, 12:10:58 PM
About but we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2015, 13:53:05 PM
Just smile and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2015, 14:44:47 PM
Bob offers her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2015, 15:23:05 PM
Refuge in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2015, 16:37:31 PM
Favourite MacDonalds restaurant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2015, 17:58:25 PM

In downtown Caletta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2015, 18:10:56 PM
and the Paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2015, 21:34:13 PM
That is the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2015, 07:41:13 AM
Resort of Corralejo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2015, 09:25:15 AM
has just opened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2015, 09:27:07 AM
A deluxe promenade
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2015, 09:28:45 AM
pole dancing club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2015, 09:34:20 AM
Is all Chavetta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2015, 19:43:18 PM
From Corralejo want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 22, 2015, 01:21:24 AM
But the chavs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 22, 2015, 06:40:50 AM
won`t let him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2015, 12:52:51 PM
close down TOT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2015, 02:15:40 AM
Because jon loves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: HelenR on March 23, 2015, 06:36:54 AM
Looking at his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2015, 08:38:29 AM
Bingo card and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2015, 09:00:27 AM
winning the top
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2015, 09:15:49 AM
Line and getting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2015, 09:18:25 AM
Fish n chips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2015, 10:05:17 AM
With mushy peas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2015, 16:49:22 PM
Accompanied by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2015, 17:02:29 PM
Large dollop of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2015, 17:03:47 PM
Heinz tomato ketchup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2015, 17:08:55 PM
Which is the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2015, 17:10:17 PM
Best alternative to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2015, 17:21:26 PM
Safeways tartare sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2015, 17:23:03 PM
Which enhances the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2015, 17:33:23 PM
Flavour of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2015, 19:04:45 PM
Horrid mushy peas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2015, 19:10:41 PM

Much liked by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2015, 21:39:23 PM
our northern friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2015, 22:23:07 PM

With bad taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2015, 23:04:03 PM
But good manners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2015, 08:27:16 AM
And great awareness
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2015, 10:03:15 AM
of womanly needs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2015, 10:14:53 AM
Which is what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2015, 10:20:33 AM
southerners taught them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2015, 11:36:25 AM
If only true
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2015, 13:09:30 PM
when they want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2015, 19:20:23 PM
To learn about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2015, 20:11:03 PM
speaking Queen's English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2015, 20:17:44 PM
Not cockeneeeee slang
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2015, 20:18:28 PM
being too complex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2015, 20:55:45 PM
For sensible northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2015, 21:06:34 PM
with low IQs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2015, 22:37:25 PM
so thatDave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2015, 01:32:17 AM
Can Think  hes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2015, 06:58:18 AM
A proper northerner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2015, 09:17:16 AM
unlike the plastic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2015, 12:11:04 PM
One he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2015, 12:25:22 PM
drossing with from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2015, 16:15:37 PM
The Emerald isle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2015, 17:09:50 PM
Of man where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2015, 19:19:50 PM
Dave took his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2015, 21:07:36 PM
Bucket and spade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2015, 23:48:12 PM
To dig for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2015, 07:19:43 AM
Oil so he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2015, 09:08:47 AM
can lubricate his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2015, 09:52:41 AM
Throat which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2015, 10:22:55 AM

As dry as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2015, 11:48:15 AM
A desert in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2015, 13:14:29 PM
the mid day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2015, 19:15:55 PM
Sun making him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2015, 19:50:09 PM

Thirsty and bad
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2015, 20:54:16 PM
Mouthing nice southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2015, 21:06:37 PM
Fried chicken provided
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2015, 21:21:27 PM
By the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2015, 21:24:31 PM
Venkys chicken shack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2015, 21:43:45 PM
Offering free salmonella
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2015, 22:27:05 PM
And fried rat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 27, 2015, 00:57:44 AM
With french fries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2015, 07:30:43 AM
For tight southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2015, 08:51:58 AM
who rarely exist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2015, 10:13:27 AM
Beyond Caleta's slums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 27, 2015, 11:52:24 AM
As civilisation upsets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2015, 12:07:19 PM
The fat cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2015, 17:30:40 PM
From tamaragua knocking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2015, 01:23:23 AM
Down the caleta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2015, 08:15:02 AM
MacDonald's which keeps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2015, 09:59:05 AM
Bob's cholesterol levels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2015, 10:05:44 AM

High  as a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2015, 10:13:18 AM
Benefits street inhabitant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2015, 11:54:33 AM
From leafy Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2015, 11:56:20 AM
Street in Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2015, 08:36:03 AM
Where roses bloom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2015, 09:12:25 AM

Amongst the dark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 11:27:38 AM
disused mills that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2015, 13:24:19 PM
Are architectural wonders 
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 13:52:15 PM
from the industrial
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2015, 19:05:07 PM

Revolution that missed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 19:30:24 PM
the southern artisans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2015, 19:31:14 PM
Playing golf and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 19:32:27 PM
exploiting their skills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2015, 19:33:23 PM
At drinking gin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 19:34:39 PM
and Italian before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2015, 19:35:32 PM
Popping off to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 19:37:25 PM
the local bistro
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2015, 20:23:45 PM

For pasta and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 21:11:30 PM
a chianti to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2015, 21:16:40 PM

Drown his sorrows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2015, 21:26:03 PM
after losing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2015, 21:58:36 PM

All his dollars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2015, 23:00:05 PM
Betting against who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2015, 08:34:24 AM
would win the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2015, 08:51:09 AM
Fat cat competition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2015, 08:56:11 AM
to be chavettas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2015, 09:19:43 AM
Best burger eater
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2015, 09:24:17 AM
on't golf course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2015, 09:37:43 AM
Where the litter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2015, 09:52:23 AM
is blowing all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2015, 10:04:05 AM
Over the villas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2015, 10:20:41 AM
of chavettas fatcats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2015, 11:05:21 AM
Which made them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2015, 15:22:48 PM
ban northerner litterers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2015, 15:49:08 PM
From the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2015, 16:55:14 PM
Tamaragua coach outing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2015, 17:14:14 PM
Which went to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2015, 17:36:15 PM
The caleta casino
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2015, 20:32:26 PM

And won nowt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2015, 22:50:08 PM
But praise about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2015, 09:33:44 AM
their beer bellies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 10:29:07 AM
And gambling skills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 31, 2015, 13:32:30 PM
To fleece fatcats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 13:49:43 PM
Of their pensions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2015, 14:25:34 PM
like northern bandits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 14:36:24 PM
Who show no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2015, 16:16:36 PM
Class when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 17:23:30 PM
Go to Caleta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2015, 17:56:25 PM
And get drunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 19:10:58 PM
In the ghetto
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2015, 19:40:37 PM

And act like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 20:37:13 PM
There southern counterparts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2015, 20:44:20 PM
Would never do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 20:45:30 PM
A days work
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2015, 20:47:01 PM
In the pits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2015, 20:49:28 PM
Which would kill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 31, 2015, 21:45:38 PM
Their manicured hands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 09:53:54 AM
With false nails
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2015, 17:19:36 PM
Chewed to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 19:08:10 PM
Gold sovereign rings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2015, 19:14:12 PM
That matches their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 20:26:27 PM
Pirate earrings which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2015, 20:27:54 PM
they won in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 20:45:00 PM
Tubby's easter raffle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2015, 21:11:55 PM
Which is popular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2015, 21:19:32 PM
With the cockeneeeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 21:36:23 PM
Who spend a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2015, 21:45:24 PM
Penny in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 21:46:59 PM
Toilets of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2015, 21:48:18 PM
Nearest public convienience
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 21:50:33 PM
Which was gay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2015, 22:31:57 PM
And suited them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 22:56:32 PM
Down to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2015, 23:07:45 PM
the pink  undies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2015, 23:30:56 PM
Which Paul admired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 08:03:20 AM
Has he had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2015, 08:32:31 AM
given up on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 09:52:06 AM
Poor old Arsene
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2015, 10:34:11 AM
after he failed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 12:25:23 PM
To win a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2015, 19:32:02 PM
Knobbly knees contest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2015, 20:01:05 PM

But won a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 20:04:50 PM
Chocolate fire guard
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 20:26:06 PM
which was useless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 20:28:16 PM
Like Dee's arm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 20:54:47 PM
because it hurts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 20:56:05 PM
When she has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 21:04:24 PM
to post on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 21:06:03 PM
Here to keep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 21:13:41 PM
my bestest happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 21:14:21 PM
Because hes fretting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 21:16:45 PM
about the contract
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 21:20:06 PM
On his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 21:21:48 PM
From fat pensioners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 21:24:37 PM
that eat McDonalds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 21:26:14 PM
Down in Caleta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 21:28:23 PM
where the beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 21:30:03 PM
Is man made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 21:35:28 PM
For plastic chavs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 21:41:00 PM
and less superior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 21:46:44 PM
Than Corrie people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 21:50:16 PM
Who are the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2015, 21:59:13 PM
Real fuerte appreciators
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 02, 2015, 22:09:57 PM
And not just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2015, 07:49:45 AM
Caletas fat cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2015, 09:16:44 AM
Playing golf and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2015, 10:21:59 AM
Supping Earl Grey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2015, 10:30:57 AM
subsidising northerners holidays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2015, 10:41:58 AM
To faraway places
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2015, 10:44:59 AM
ensuring that Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2015, 10:47:23 AM
Is never at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2015, 10:48:35 AM
work for more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2015, 10:50:54 AM
Than a couple
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2015, 10:52:46 AM
days before he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2015, 10:55:35 AM
Jets off again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2015, 11:09:07 AM
To warmer climes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2015, 11:58:33 AM
To escape from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2015, 16:28:02 PM
The Lancashire cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2015, 17:36:41 PM

And the silly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2015, 18:36:39 PM
People from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2015, 21:03:01 PM
Preston and surrounding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2015, 21:35:09 PM
Walton le dale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2015, 21:55:25 PM
where he stomps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 04, 2015, 07:32:50 AM
To the Bobby
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2015, 11:29:01 AM
for his usual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2015, 18:06:15 PM

Beer and vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2015, 21:16:35 PM
Intake before tackling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 04, 2015, 21:41:37 PM
The forum problems
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2015, 09:36:12 AM
And putting them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 05, 2015, 09:41:43 AM
In there place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2015, 08:28:44 AM
With home truths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2015, 08:57:46 AM
About what complete
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2015, 09:15:25 AM
And utter buffoons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2015, 09:39:04 AM
and know nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2015, 17:16:49 PM
About owt but
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 07, 2015, 07:07:52 AM
don`t forget Dee`s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2015, 08:24:38 AM
Birthday or else
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2015, 10:15:50 AM
the full force
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2015, 13:28:58 PM

Of Dee's tongue
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2015, 18:51:23 PM
Before breaking the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2015, 19:56:18 PM
Forum in anger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 08, 2015, 22:33:24 PM

As he can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 09, 2015, 03:57:32 AM
Stand to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 06:14:54 AM
Let down by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 09, 2015, 07:03:12 AM
those up top
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 07:19:28 AM
Who should know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2015, 10:36:54 AM
how to make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 13:45:25 PM
Things run smoothly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2015, 14:28:41 PM
with informative succinct
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 17:29:07 PM
Advice not the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2015, 17:43:51 PM
Back stabbing cutting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 18:58:26 PM
Comments that does
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2015, 19:02:17 PM
Upset the delicate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 09, 2015, 21:19:59 PM
members from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 21:21:16 PM
North of Scotland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 09, 2015, 21:41:54 PM
that are called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 21:42:44 PM
Complete and total
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 09, 2015, 21:47:46 PM
nutters that like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2015, 21:51:48 PM
To wind up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2015, 04:01:35 AM
The old folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2015, 08:35:25 AM

From up north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2015, 10:15:41 AM
Who are going
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2015, 10:57:23 AM
to Nicola's rally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2015, 15:10:49 PM
Whatever that may
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2015, 15:37:06 PM
Excite some Scottish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2015, 20:20:36 PM
People into thinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2015, 21:39:11 PM
They will be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2015, 00:20:41 AM

Independent after the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2015, 03:30:32 AM
Election but we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2015, 07:30:16 AM
Know mad jocks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2015, 12:57:19 PM
will miss being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2015, 13:40:54 PM
Ruled by England
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2015, 14:01:22 PM
when they go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2015, 22:30:33 PM
For their independance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2015, 03:06:08 AM

As they couldn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2015, 06:30:45 AM
Cook an haggis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2015, 11:21:38 AM
or play football
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2015, 14:04:45 PM
Or really do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2015, 17:50:04 PM
Anything requiring talent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2015, 21:54:34 PM
Other than playing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 13, 2015, 07:03:57 AM
with his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2015, 07:07:30 AM
Set of pipes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2015, 07:17:00 AM
Making a dreadful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2015, 09:51:55 AM
Noise which scares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2015, 15:42:18 PM
Dave because he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2015, 18:13:49 PM
Is of nervous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2015, 23:45:54 PM
Of a bang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2015, 02:51:45 AM
As it might
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 14, 2015, 06:54:13 AM
wake him up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2015, 08:43:07 AM
From his deep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2015, 08:46:43 AM
hole he dug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2015, 13:44:28 PM
Whilst swinging his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2015, 15:54:02 PM
Golf club at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2015, 19:40:14 PM
The thirteenth rough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2015, 19:47:04 PM
Which was his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2015, 21:53:57 PM
Bogey hole and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2015, 22:01:07 PM
He threw tantrums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2015, 07:45:59 AM
And his favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2015, 07:55:21 AM
Teddy which mummy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2015, 09:38:33 AM
used to tuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2015, 11:11:21 AM
Down his pyjamas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2015, 11:53:42 AM
so it could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2015, 13:20:47 PM
Mop up the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2015, 14:49:02 PM
spilt Earl Grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2015, 19:39:50 PM
From his sticky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2015, 20:21:26 PM
Little fingers which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2015, 20:50:47 PM
Which get stuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2015, 06:41:28 AM
On his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 06:47:43 AM
Which was padlocked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 16, 2015, 06:55:17 AM
but the code
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 06:56:28 AM
He gave to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2015, 06:59:31 AM
Jon was wrong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 07:07:21 AM
But Bob knew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2015, 07:17:24 AM
How to open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 08:12:12 AM
His wallet so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2015, 12:26:39 PM
he could take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 13:17:47 PM
His free coffee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2015, 15:04:31 PM
And chocolate cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2015, 15:56:03 PM
Which he dislikes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 15:59:21 PM
Because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2015, 15:59:55 PM
Both horrible things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 16:02:04 PM
Which cockeneeees like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2015, 16:15:35 PM
So they can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2015, 16:54:37 PM
Energise themselves so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 18:01:29 PM
They can catch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2015, 18:02:30 PM
The last train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2015, 18:16:44 PM
To wonderful Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2015, 19:35:24 PM
With pretty sheep
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Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2015, 20:26:04 PM
That are worried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2015, 02:37:16 AM
About marauding cockeneeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2015, 04:36:44 AM
Who might take
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2015, 04:48:58 AM
Advantage of sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2015, 06:26:53 AM

With their nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on April 17, 2015, 07:18:20 AM
eky thump caps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2015, 08:42:22 AM
eating black puddings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2015, 09:50:43 AM

And chasing pigeons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2015, 11:17:27 AM
Which are southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2015, 11:45:06 AM

Fried, a delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2015, 16:23:11 PM
from deepest Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2015, 17:07:22 PM
And therefore perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2015, 20:09:29 PM
Place for immigrants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2015, 20:46:58 PM
Visiting from Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2015, 04:26:59 AM
To have a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 18, 2015, 08:26:47 AM
picnic and barbeque
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2015, 08:54:18 AM
Where Dee cooked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 18, 2015, 09:40:51 AM
chicken breasts and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2015, 11:18:26 AM
Birdseye double pounders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 19, 2015, 07:44:04 AM
but Jon forgot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2015, 08:10:08 AM
To pack his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2015, 08:17:45 AM

Budgie smugglers so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2015, 09:22:20 AM
He borrowed Paul's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2015, 10:30:51 AM
mankini patterned with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2015, 10:49:59 AM

Luscious red lips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2015, 12:13:27 PM
Which made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2015, 13:11:42 PM
Popular with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2015, 15:06:34 PM
Girl from Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2015, 15:35:03 PM
with short sightedness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2015, 21:09:03 PM
And white stick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2015, 21:27:43 PM
To defend their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2015, 07:18:04 AM
Right to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2015, 09:53:14 AM
topless on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2015, 10:13:29 AM
Train where Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2015, 10:47:17 AM

Sits and ogles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2015, 11:01:29 AM
at those lovely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2015, 12:10:33 PM
Full and ripe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2015, 12:57:08 PM
and worthy of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2015, 13:26:28 PM

A good kneeding  :o
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2015, 13:30:09 PM
To make them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2015, 15:54:46 PM
ready for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2015, 16:23:30 PM
Dave who needed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2015, 16:44:57 PM
To be shown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2015, 19:32:34 PM
How to handle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2015, 19:51:24 PM
A younger model
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2015, 23:24:18 PM
Who scared him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2015, 23:58:22 PM
Because he thought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2015, 00:36:31 AM
That Dee would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2015, 07:39:41 AM
Beat him up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2015, 07:51:03 AM
And pinch his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2015, 08:07:35 AM
Nice blond syrup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2015, 08:46:26 AM
And gold medallion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2015, 09:18:28 AM
which he polishes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2015, 09:25:58 AM
using his favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2015, 11:21:21 AM
Cloth which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2015, 13:05:45 PM
recycled from old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2015, 16:57:59 PM
Guiseley football shirts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2015, 17:04:56 PM
Made of cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2015, 18:25:36 PM
Nylon material made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2015, 19:29:50 PM
In North Korea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2015, 20:20:12 PM
No expense spared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 22, 2015, 06:57:23 AM

In getting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2015, 07:35:24 AM
Stuff for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2015, 09:55:40 AM
inferior quality team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2015, 16:34:07 PM
From backwards Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2015, 16:56:19 PM
where they like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2015, 18:11:30 PM
Fondle sheep's bottoms
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2015, 19:31:46 PM
as their evening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 23, 2015, 07:41:20 AM
Isnt complete without
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2015, 08:55:11 AM
a game of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2015, 16:51:06 PM

Strip poker and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2015, 17:24:01 PM
Dustman's knock which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2015, 19:02:05 PM

Is carried out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2015, 20:13:50 PM
After the consumption
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 23, 2015, 21:24:21 PM
Of real ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 24, 2015, 06:57:15 AM
and tuna sarnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2015, 11:03:51 AM
Which makes him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2015, 12:57:28 PM
more flatulent than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2015, 17:09:34 PM

Eating Brussel sprouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2015, 19:56:56 PM
With curry sauce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 07:58:56 AM
Which is a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 09:25:07 AM
Yorkshire delicacy enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 09:27:24 AM
By all visitors
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 09:28:10 AM
to the Rowntree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 09:29:42 AM
Factory in York
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 09:30:14 AM
where they make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 09:32:09 AM
Bob test the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 09:33:10 AM
plumbing with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 09:37:04 AM
Daily dumping of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 09:39:35 AM
the equivalent of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 09:47:46 AM
Ten tons of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 11:47:59 AM
Vodka smelling excrement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 13:22:31 PM
Which made everyone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 15:43:44 PM
Gag so much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 15:52:58 PM
That they evicted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 15:53:44 PM
Bob so he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 16:05:39 PM
Went to Burnley
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 21:54:54 PM
To annoy the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2015, 22:04:11 PM
The six fingered
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2015, 22:12:06 PM
Brothers and sisters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2015, 22:38:33 PM
Who liked to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 26, 2015, 08:23:19 AM
have a fiddle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2015, 08:30:10 AM
With Bob's little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 26, 2015, 08:31:51 AM
shed that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2015, 08:45:20 AM
Liked to hide
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2015, 12:02:59 PM
his Playboy magazines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2015, 12:26:21 PM
And his Kleenex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2015, 14:33:25 PM
mountain required to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2015, 16:54:57 PM
Be emptied in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2015, 19:16:11 PM
Wearing Ebola kit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2015, 23:26:31 PM
What Dave's banging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2015, 05:34:47 AM
On about nobody
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2015, 09:04:48 AM
north of Watford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2015, 09:52:21 AM
Could understand unless
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2015, 16:15:08 PM
using their imagination
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2015, 16:45:24 PM
To comprehend the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2015, 17:15:59 PM
Highly intelligent beings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2015, 18:02:33 PM
That they think
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2015, 18:20:46 PM

Only exist south
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2015, 18:54:30 PM
Of the country
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2015, 21:48:17 PM
But we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2015, 22:16:03 PM
They are plonkers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2015, 22:22:43 PM
Relocated from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2015, 22:24:04 PM
To sort out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2015, 22:27:42 PM
The problems with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2015, 22:29:09 PM
Dave's tassimo coffee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2015, 22:31:51 PM
Machine which has
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Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2015, 06:44:56 AM
had too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 06:57:09 AM
Use over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2015, 06:58:54 AM
Bank Holiday weekend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 07:04:41 AM
Because Daves golfing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 09:55:19 AM
friends enjoy endless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2015, 10:01:51 AM

Rubies washed down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 10:03:17 AM
with cold Cobras
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 16:11:02 PM
And gaviscon which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 16:29:03 PM
Helps the oldies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 16:33:09 PM
Handle the mixture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 16:44:17 PM
And prevent them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 16:44:59 PM
From feeling ill
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 16:45:42 PM
And throwing up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 16:50:02 PM
On the shagpile
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 16:57:30 PM
In Jon's lounge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 18:47:18 PM
Which has seen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 20:43:47 PM
life in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 20:53:04 PM
70's a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 20:54:42 PM
period for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 20:56:23 PM
Gold medallion and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 20:57:53 PM
mullet hair cut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 20:59:28 PM
Made him think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 21:01:41 PM
he was younger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 21:04:17 PM
Than he really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2015, 21:06:04 PM
Is but it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 21:07:06 PM
Didn't fool Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 21:07:40 PM
when he said
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2015, 21:15:50 PM
"can you touch"
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 21:17:48 PM
Or will he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 21:29:45 PM
take it for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2015, 21:32:51 PM
a long walk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 21:47:31 PM
to the nearest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 21:56:06 PM
Train station where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 21:57:16 PM
the platform buffet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 21:59:13 PM
He devoured because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2015, 22:01:30 PM
he needed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2015, 22:05:35 PM
Get free grub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2015, 03:36:21 AM
Before he set
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2015, 08:05:40 AM

Off on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2015, 08:34:35 AM
walk to Scotland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2015, 08:44:31 AM
To visit the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2015, 14:59:01 PM
world famous Kenny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2015, 21:44:24 PM
Who stuck up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2015, 21:45:19 PM
a good friendship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 29, 2015, 22:04:32 PM
Stuck up not struck up ;D

With all on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2015, 03:09:52 AM
The wonderful forum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 30, 2015, 07:14:40 AM
when others try
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2015, 09:16:29 AM
to ask sensible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2015, 04:34:01 AM
Questions about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2015, 07:52:22 AM
Brown sauce problem
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2015, 09:06:11 AM
and the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2015, 10:20:15 AM
Place to get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2015, 15:17:25 PM
a decent jellied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2015, 15:41:16 PM
Pork pie with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2015, 16:56:17 PM
Finest Norfolk mustard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2015, 18:31:38 PM
Spread all over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2015, 19:11:15 PM
His face after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2015, 20:28:28 PM
He buried his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2015, 07:22:19 AM
secret stash of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2015, 07:32:09 AM
Dee photos in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2015, 09:16:50 AM
his secret photo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2015, 16:58:23 PM
Album which nobody
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2015, 23:18:07 PM

Can find in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2015, 02:40:07 AM
His back bedroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2015, 08:01:28 AM
Where he also
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2015, 09:28:39 AM
has night vision
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2015, 09:35:44 AM
So can see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2015, 09:37:10 AM
the goings on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2015, 09:38:09 AM
In the next
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2015, 09:40:14 AM
doors garden where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2015, 10:29:39 AM
All kinds of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2015, 13:08:49 PM
Nocturnal activities are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 04, 2015, 13:19:09 PM

Ongoing on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2015, 14:13:41 PM
Witches coven like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2015, 15:58:10 PM
Jon has in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2015, 16:12:28 PM
the darkest Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2015, 18:41:39 PM
Backstreet where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2015, 19:02:21 PM
Recruits New young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2015, 02:26:38 AM
Females into his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 05, 2015, 07:06:58 AM
popular swingers group
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2015, 08:15:08 AM
Where Dee likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2015, 08:16:05 AM

To entertain young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2015, 09:26:38 AM
innocent boys with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2015, 09:27:49 AM
Her whip and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2015, 13:30:07 PM

Chains and gimp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2015, 15:14:43 PM
Mask which some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2015, 15:51:38 PM
think an improvement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2015, 16:51:43 PM
But not young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2015, 16:58:53 PM
Delicate Jon because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2015, 18:47:13 PM
He appreciated her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2015, 20:27:24 PM
Fishy breath on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2015, 20:31:43 PM
The back of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2015, 20:36:35 PM
His rather small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2015, 21:10:40 PM
But rather cute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2015, 07:11:26 AM
Bishop desmond tutu
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2015, 07:30:08 AM
Which looked rather
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2015, 09:04:04 AM
fetching in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2015, 09:33:35 AM

Black robe and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2015, 09:47:18 AM
Black rubber thong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2015, 14:30:08 PM

With a red
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2015, 14:59:28 PM
ribbon around his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2015, 16:41:54 PM
Finest asset which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2015, 17:10:20 PM
Is barely used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2015, 19:00:40 PM

Apart from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 07, 2015, 04:57:59 AM
Occassion when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2015, 07:28:16 AM

Was caught short
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2015, 09:22:31 AM
after a half
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2015, 14:10:11 PM

Of lager shandy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2015, 16:23:36 PM
And had to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 07, 2015, 17:32:47 PM
unsurprisingly pop to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2015, 18:57:09 PM

The little boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2015, 19:14:49 PM
Room where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2015, 20:47:40 PM
had and accident
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2015, 02:44:37 AM
And wet his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2015, 07:35:10 AM

Little pink skimpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2015, 11:31:43 AM
shorts that shrunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2015, 12:15:35 PM
causing him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2015, 13:58:22 PM
Expose his massive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2015, 14:26:42 PM
Backside due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2015, 14:30:10 PM
Being extremely fit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2015, 14:34:43 PM
For Lipo suction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2015, 14:35:56 PM
To make him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2015, 14:41:33 PM
Sleek like Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2015, 14:43:30 PM
The love god
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2015, 16:40:34 PM
And super stud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2015, 16:49:55 PM
Who waxes his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2015, 17:22:59 PM
Iron hard chest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2015, 19:37:29 PM

And back, sac
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2015, 02:45:28 AM
And crack to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2015, 07:41:24 AM
Mince around Caleta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2015, 09:56:25 AM
kicking sand in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2015, 13:47:29 PM
The face of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 09, 2015, 15:09:06 PM

Gobby northerners who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2015, 16:59:39 PM
start to cry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2015, 06:22:41 AM
With laughter at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2015, 09:00:19 AM
Dave's waxed body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2015, 09:02:22 AM

Which resembles a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2015, 09:05:34 AM
Dried up prune
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2015, 12:12:24 PM
but deceptively firm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2015, 12:47:08 PM
Little buttocks that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2015, 14:29:49 PM
Frighteningly arouse Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2015, 14:58:19 PM

As he trundles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2015, 18:39:46 PM
Along mincing his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2015, 19:31:46 PM
Way through the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2015, 20:02:03 PM

Train carriages on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2015, 22:05:12 PM
His way to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2015, 22:23:55 PM
An Irishman's paradise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 11, 2015, 06:57:09 AM
where they drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:14:22 AM
Black poo for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:16:09 AM
Breakfast with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:16:56 AM
Silly shamrock in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:18:22 AM
The top of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:19:11 AM
The glass which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:21:09 AM
Serves no purpose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:22:47 AM
But keeps simpletons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:26:41 AM
Amused for hours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:31:20 AM
Because people who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:32:35 AM
Don't know how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:33:28 AM
To think for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:35:25 AM
Themselves without needing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:36:29 AM
A frontal lobotomy 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:37:56 AM
To stop him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:39:30 AM
From becoming a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 07:41:04 AM
Complete and utter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:47:03 AM
Cockenee who thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2015, 07:58:00 AM

They know everything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 07:58:38 AM
But has we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 08:02:08 AM
Know they know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 08:10:24 AM
Bugger all about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 08:15:01 AM
Anything that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 08:19:01 AM
Remotely  worth knowing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 08:30:35 AM
Even good referees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2015, 11:24:41 AM

Favour the northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2015, 12:22:53 PM
Spivs and cheats ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2015, 17:13:53 PM
Who don't edit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2015, 18:18:39 PM

As they haven't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2015, 19:36:29 PM
Any idea what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2015, 20:30:48 PM

They are up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2015, 21:20:19 PM
To due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2015, 22:09:35 PM

Them being a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2015, 23:06:38 PM
Lightyears ahead of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2015, 08:06:56 AM

Their whippets and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2015, 08:24:04 AM
All things honourable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2015, 08:43:16 AM
But we recognise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2015, 09:17:23 AM
Our failings when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2015, 10:10:50 AM
We're feeling hungover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2015, 11:28:02 AM
But we still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2015, 19:09:54 PM
Know more than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2015, 20:33:39 PM

Them northern forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2015, 21:13:04 PM
Geniuses who really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2015, 21:16:43 PM
Lead the way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2015, 21:18:13 PM
And our southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2015, 21:19:55 PM
Numpties could learn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2015, 21:21:37 PM
Some respect towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2015, 21:23:40 PM
Superior northern men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2015, 21:25:33 PM
Who after all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2015, 21:27:22 PM
Are the backbone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2015, 22:38:21 PM
Of sponging off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2015, 23:04:23 PM
The southern breadwinners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2015, 23:34:03 PM
Who quaff champagne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2015, 07:17:54 AM

And eat rich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 13, 2015, 07:41:16 AM
Food which gives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2015, 10:08:27 AM

Them terrible wind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2015, 10:26:06 AM
Making them smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2015, 11:16:32 AM

Reet manky like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 13, 2015, 12:29:39 PM
The cockenees from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2015, 13:03:41 PM

North that moved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2015, 18:30:17 PM
to avoid work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2015, 19:01:26 PM
And hot weather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2015, 19:48:09 PM
And fat cats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2015, 20:08:45 PM
raiding their dustbins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2015, 19:43:27 PM

To find food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2015, 22:46:30 PM
At Caleta's MacDonald's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2015, 05:08:31 AM
Where certain golfers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2015, 06:47:04 AM

Enjoy their big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2015, 08:08:38 AM
gesture donating generous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2015, 08:19:59 AM

Amounts of money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2015, 10:08:31 AM
At the Paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2015, 10:28:47 AM

Club in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2015, 15:01:25 PM
Early hours where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2015, 17:50:22 PM

They can win
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2015, 18:10:48 PM
a pole dancing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2015, 20:20:40 PM

Session with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2015, 20:34:29 PM
Big old bird
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2015, 21:30:57 PM
From East end
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2015, 21:34:20 PM

Of Bradford in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2015, 07:34:54 AM
Cockeneeees dreams they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 16, 2015, 07:56:24 AM
love to touch
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Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 07:57:27 AM
the hearts of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2015, 07:58:14 AM
Their northern pals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 07:58:55 AM
who are really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2015, 08:00:04 AM

Not into all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 08:00:47 AM
bondage and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 08:15:26 AM
Southern tendencies which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2015, 08:29:38 AM

Are really rather
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 19:38:03 PM
Too sophisticated for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 19:38:26 PM
People from Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 19:39:59 PM
Street in Blackburn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 19:41:00 PM
Where exiled cockeneeeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 19:42:05 PM
Raise the standards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 19:42:40 PM
To gutter level
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 19:43:48 PM
Which isn't easy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 19:45:11 PM
As cockeneees are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 19:46:11 PM
The finest folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 19:47:03 PM
Just above the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 19:49:15 PM
Standards set by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 20:03:12 PM
The dregs of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 20:06:15 PM
Bradford where young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2015, 21:00:31 PM

Jon lives in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2015, 21:16:11 PM
Luxury surrounded by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2015, 21:24:42 PM

His family and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2015, 22:16:05 PM
Vintage black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 07:57:09 AM
Which Paul loves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:13:02 AM
With jellied Eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2015, 08:16:36 AM

And cockles with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:17:56 AM
Double cream and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 08:26:12 AM
Pie and mash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:28:37 AM
With flat beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 08:30:02 AM
At five pound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:30:32 AM
A pint ,some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 08:37:41 AM
People would say
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:38:15 AM
They have more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 08:39:08 AM
Money than sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:40:06 AM
And they dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 08:42:14 AM
Know how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:44:24 AM
Sup or even
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 08:46:45 AM
Speak proper like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:55:51 AM
Us ooop north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 08:59:04 AM
Who are superior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2015, 08:59:55 AM
To them in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2015, 09:02:38 AM
Every way because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2015, 12:42:40 PM
The flat caps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 18, 2015, 03:56:43 AM
Are made of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2015, 08:21:43 AM
Jon's old ferret
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2015, 08:43:14 AM
Which he keeps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2015, 10:20:10 AM

On his top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2015, 12:20:28 PM
Shelf with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2015, 13:12:52 PM

Stuffed racing pigeon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2015, 14:27:35 PM
Which dave shot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2015, 14:37:54 PM
when eating his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2015, 15:26:43 PM
Big Mac with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2015, 17:19:13 PM
Earl Grey in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2015, 18:00:20 PM

His five bedroom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2015, 19:00:25 PM
Camper van with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 18, 2015, 20:33:27 PM
All the mod
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2015, 21:26:23 PM
Cons such as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2015, 22:06:57 PM
A wig stand
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 01:07:36 AM
And full size
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 05:59:48 AM
Blow up doll
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 19, 2015, 07:02:39 AM
don`t forget the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2015, 07:15:40 AM
The inflatable sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 10:41:45 AM
That Dave admires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2015, 11:49:48 AM

Whilst wearing wellies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 12:45:24 PM
To put there
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2015, 13:17:26 PM
Fand steady his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 16:12:10 PM
aim so he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 16:48:13 PM
Could enter the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 17:02:40 PM
Yorkshire outdoor life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 19:59:09 PM
Which is very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2015, 21:46:46 PM
Good for your
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 22:20:05 PM
Life style if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 22:21:05 PM
You are fit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 22:21:47 PM
To adapt to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 22:22:55 PM
This healthy lifestyle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 22:24:05 PM
And serious inbreeding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 22:25:26 PM
From Blackburn isn't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 22:26:46 PM
Helping with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 22:28:31 PM
Management of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 22:29:31 PM
Birth control methods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 22:30:48 PM
Causing an increase
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 22:31:49 PM
Of Burnley supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2015, 22:33:07 PM
Rampaging all over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 22:34:20 PM
Blackpool beach causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2015, 06:56:21 AM

The donkeys to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 20, 2015, 07:22:58 AM
poo on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2015, 07:38:25 AM

Sand right next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2015, 08:01:54 AM
The dog toilets  ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2015, 08:27:28 AM
and candy floss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2015, 10:21:58 AM

Falling in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2015, 12:33:35 PM
Sh1.ty brown water
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2015, 14:11:47 PM
That is full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2015, 17:58:08 PM

Of logs and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2015, 19:01:18 PM
Old Used condoms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2015, 19:11:50 PM
Floating along the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2015, 19:18:35 PM
Irish sea across
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2015, 19:27:21 PM

To the emerald
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2015, 19:28:29 PM
Isle polluting the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2015, 22:57:24 PM
Guinness water which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2015, 02:26:28 AM
Determines its colour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 21, 2015, 06:52:43 AM
and makes it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2015, 08:17:44 AM
Taste like sh1.te
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2015, 08:42:27 AM
Yorkshire bitter with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2015, 12:49:29 PM
Some blackcurrent flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 21, 2015, 13:11:28 PM
That electrocuted people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2015, 17:12:55 PM
when they tried
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2015, 17:27:34 PM

To bathe in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2015, 17:35:34 PM
it above their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2015, 08:21:15 AM
Knobbly knees which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2015, 08:28:30 AM
dunes frolicker Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2015, 12:59:47 PM
Likes to pose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2015, 13:22:41 PM

In his pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2015, 14:36:36 PM
Thong because Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2015, 16:48:27 PM
enjoys a laugh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2015, 20:45:03 PM

At Jons expense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2015, 22:00:18 PM
As do all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2015, 08:52:52 AM
German naturists exhibiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2015, 08:54:45 AM

Their bratwurst and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 23, 2015, 19:27:03 PM
Rubbing oil into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2015, 05:24:40 AM
Their wrinkled bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on May 24, 2015, 05:32:28 AM
After sunbathing on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2015, 07:37:04 AM
Dees dunes where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2015, 08:47:07 AM

People gathered round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2015, 08:54:51 AM
To see the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2015, 08:57:07 AM

Free show of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2015, 10:15:05 AM
Aqua aerobics which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2015, 18:39:49 PM
Jon's little snorkel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2015, 18:57:32 PM

Becomes almost invisible
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2015, 19:04:30 PM
In the cold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2015, 19:30:38 PM
Atlantic after a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 02:44:21 AM
Quick dip before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on May 25, 2015, 05:57:31 AM
His nightcap tipple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2015, 07:31:18 AM
To send him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 08:52:04 AM
ready for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2015, 09:13:13 AM
Attempt at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 11:35:16 AM
Limbo under the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 12:34:09 PM
Washing line with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 18:13:38 PM
great difficulty due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 18:14:27 PM
To his large
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 18:15:15 PM
belly full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 18:16:03 PM
Yorkshire best bitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 18:16:59 PM
and black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 18:18:05 PM
Along with curried
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 18:19:47 PM
cow pie with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 18:20:41 PM
Lashing of beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 18:21:58 PM
topped with whipped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 18:22:40 PM
Cream and sugered
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 18:26:06 PM
caramel and chocolate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 18:26:42 PM
Cake layered with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 18:27:26 PM
Essex strawberry jam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2015, 18:28:13 PM
Which is high
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2015, 19:19:34 PM
in goodness and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2015, 21:44:52 PM

Fruit which can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2015, 02:38:25 AM
Only help his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2015, 08:47:07 AM
otherwise unhealthy lifestyle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2015, 09:59:49 AM
Which he likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2015, 15:10:24 PM
Because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2015, 16:32:27 PM
Cheap cost of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2015, 17:51:26 PM
Big Macs and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2015, 19:23:05 PM

Fries plus ice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2015, 19:28:06 PM
Cream which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2015, 20:51:10 PM

Likes to rub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2015, 21:03:49 PM
His full belly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2015, 21:54:37 PM
In a seductive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2015, 22:12:28 PM
Part of Corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2015, 23:00:32 PM
Where young ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 00:01:55 AM
Liked to meet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2015, 01:14:24 AM
Tough cockeny studs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 27, 2015, 06:48:40 AM
that can`t spell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 07:36:57 AM
Cockney even when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2015, 07:37:37 AM
They are the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 07:51:10 AM
True cockeneeeees who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2015, 07:57:05 AM
Eat jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 07:59:03 AM
And speak in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2015, 08:39:04 AM
(My Kindle changed my spelling but was too tired to argue with it)

the Queen's English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2015, 08:52:38 AM

Which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2015, 13:23:55 PM
We know because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2015, 13:41:23 PM
they don't pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 17:09:51 PM
In monkeys in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2015, 17:50:12 PM
Bradford or Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 18:57:04 PM
The chic towns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2015, 19:01:42 PM

Where dark satanic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 19:42:39 PM
Mills have been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2015, 20:20:15 PM
Replaced by opulent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 21:19:22 PM
Delights unlike Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 27, 2015, 21:23:36 PM
where the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 21:25:15 PM
People move from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 27, 2015, 21:28:17 PM
the North to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 21:32:46 PM
Laugh at cockeneeeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 27, 2015, 21:37:41 PM
that live in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2015, 21:38:42 PM
Superior life style
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2015, 22:22:10 PM

Than the northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2015, 22:23:23 PM
Except for Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2015, 22:24:59 PM

Who resides in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 27, 2015, 22:31:13 PM
the posh part
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2015, 04:58:32 AM
Of Hackney where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 28, 2015, 07:05:33 AM
he parks his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2015, 08:04:19 AM
jellied eel stool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2015, 15:32:17 PM
Up against the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2015, 16:33:08 PM
wrought iron railings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2015, 20:12:18 PM
wearing his gold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2015, 20:47:40 PM

Chain and sheepskin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on May 28, 2015, 21:27:29 PM
coat like Delboy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2015, 02:54:32 AM
From deepest Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2015, 07:03:33 AM

Who also drinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 29, 2015, 07:08:17 AM
liquidized sprout juice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2015, 08:32:57 AM
with a cherry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2015, 11:33:54 AM

On a stick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2015, 16:41:39 PM
which he thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2015, 17:26:14 PM

Is a lollipop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2015, 17:32:09 PM
due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2015, 19:46:31 PM
His eyesight being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2015, 08:28:27 AM
like that of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 30, 2015, 16:26:32 PM
A blind bat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2015, 20:13:16 PM
That has been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 31, 2015, 06:13:20 AM
Put in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on May 31, 2015, 07:28:18 AM
barrel of beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2015, 10:08:52 AM

And left to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2015, 11:50:34 AM
Pickle like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 31, 2015, 15:31:57 PM
Alcholics liver which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2015, 20:13:06 PM
Ignore government guidelines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 01, 2015, 05:26:34 AM
And carry on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2015, 08:36:48 AM
Drinking Earl Grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2015, 10:49:44 AM
with lemon slice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2015, 13:38:42 PM
On the side
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2015, 16:59:53 PM
to enhance the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2015, 17:26:11 PM
Flavour of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2015, 18:57:25 PM
Bergamot which connoisseurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2015, 06:09:40 AM
Like Dave like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2015, 08:55:59 AM
to perk them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2015, 14:15:14 PM

Self up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 02, 2015, 15:14:16 PM
Be able to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 02, 2015, 16:11:09 PM
visit the Manchester
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2015, 17:36:20 PM
supporters in Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2015, 20:34:08 PM
And East London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2015, 08:53:22 AM
who don't know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 03, 2015, 10:28:46 AM

Their as*e from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2015, 17:54:23 PM
their prawn sandwich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2015, 18:07:35 PM
But still want
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2015, 19:41:07 PM
To be known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2015, 19:58:43 PM
As the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 03, 2015, 20:22:35 PM
of a bad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2015, 20:25:50 PM
Bunch that go
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 03, 2015, 20:27:18 PM
into the toilet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2015, 20:27:45 PM
When its their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 03, 2015, 20:31:39 PM
turn to pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2015, 20:33:49 PM
At the bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 03, 2015, 20:37:37 PM
I know someone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2015, 20:38:09 PM
Just like this
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 03, 2015, 20:40:27 PM
he kept going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2015, 20:43:54 PM
To the loo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 03, 2015, 20:48:36 PM
in every bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2015, 21:22:02 PM
To avoid dipping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2015, 21:33:33 PM
Into Dees frilly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2015, 21:42:42 PM
Blouse which flows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2015, 21:51:09 PM
Freely over her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2015, 08:10:25 AM
voluptuous well toned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 14:52:59 PM
And perfectly shaped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2015, 17:22:49 PM
thru'pennies that Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2015, 19:46:44 PM
Sees when sunbathing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2015, 20:46:57 PM

And slides closer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2015, 21:45:11 PM
For a selfie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 22:19:56 PM
To show Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2015, 22:33:24 PM
his six pack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 22:35:27 PM
Of extra strong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2015, 22:37:01 PM
tins of lager
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 22:40:28 PM
And Tia Maria
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2015, 22:42:35 PM
which Dave prefers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 22:43:54 PM
To lick off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2015, 22:49:45 PM
Bobs big lollipop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 22:51:40 PM
Which they both
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2015, 22:57:24 PM
take their time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 22:59:08 PM
Over because they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2015, 23:01:48 PM
love the taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 23:03:09 PM
Of there lollipops
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2015, 23:07:25 PM
especially the ones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2015, 23:08:42 PM
With the brown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2015, 05:06:05 AM
Chocolate stuff on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2015, 06:55:07 AM
The end of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 05, 2015, 07:22:41 AM
this very long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2015, 08:30:03 AM
wait for Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2015, 09:33:44 AM
To educate Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2015, 14:50:08 PM
On cross dressing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2015, 18:28:31 PM
And the size
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2015, 20:13:48 PM
Of pink shorts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 05, 2015, 20:19:13 PM

Which he wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2015, 05:22:49 AM
When he meets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2015, 07:46:02 AM
Bob in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2015, 07:47:54 AM
Tamaragua naturist bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2015, 07:50:35 AM
To meet Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2015, 08:07:14 AM
to admire her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 06, 2015, 10:34:10 AM
squeaky flip flops
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2015, 13:00:28 PM
With expensive gold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2015, 07:36:33 AM
Nipple clamps which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 07, 2015, 07:39:02 AM
you attach to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2015, 07:39:43 AM
Jons ears so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 07, 2015, 07:42:42 AM
he can`t wander
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 07, 2015, 07:43:12 AM
To the toilet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 07, 2015, 07:43:59 AM
when its his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 07, 2015, 07:47:44 AM
Princess who wants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2015, 07:48:58 AM
Him to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 07, 2015, 07:57:20 AM
A blue beemer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 07, 2015, 08:04:09 AM
because the old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 07, 2015, 08:05:21 AM
Girl liked a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2015, 08:36:54 AM
Mondeo but preferred
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2015, 06:34:36 AM
A bit more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 08, 2015, 06:49:26 AM
style and class
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2015, 08:22:24 AM
like a Skoda
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2015, 10:19:51 AM
With a sunroof
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2015, 12:53:46 PM
And fluffy dice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2015, 17:07:41 PM
Hanging from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2015, 17:26:31 PM
well used grab
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2015, 20:19:07 PM
Handles which are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2015, 21:05:20 PM
Essential when Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2015, 21:06:10 PM
Is demanding Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2015, 21:09:23 PM
To get down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2015, 21:16:00 PM
On all fours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 08, 2015, 22:36:41 PM

And barks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2015, 06:39:24 AM
Dave would if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2015, 06:53:10 AM
His rheumatism let 
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 09, 2015, 06:54:09 AM
him have a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2015, 06:55:05 AM
Chance of getting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2015, 08:43:42 AM
His leg over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2015, 16:47:52 PM
The high stile
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2015, 17:38:33 PM
on Ilkley Moor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2015, 19:16:17 PM
When he visits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2015, 19:52:02 PM

His first conquest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2015, 20:02:00 PM
By the name
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2015, 20:11:28 PM
Of Margaret Thatcher
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2015, 20:15:11 PM
Who loved to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 09, 2015, 20:30:46 PM
give him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2015, 20:31:40 PM
Penny for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 09, 2015, 20:38:24 PM
pole dancing tips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2015, 20:41:03 PM
Because hes one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 09, 2015, 20:48:47 PM
mile away from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2015, 21:45:35 PM
The eel stall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2015, 06:46:07 AM
That Dave frequents
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2015, 07:47:52 AM
when he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 10, 2015, 08:20:09 AM
Afford to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2015, 10:38:57 AM
a few pounds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2015, 11:15:38 AM
of succulent tasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 10, 2015, 13:33:04 PM
Sticks of black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2015, 17:28:14 PM
liquorice dipped in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2015, 20:29:13 PM
Garlic eel juice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 10, 2015, 23:11:25 PM
And topped with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2015, 07:23:03 AM
Some flat beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2015, 07:33:05 AM
That he enjoys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2015, 07:49:22 AM
All the time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2015, 07:57:55 AM
when in Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 11, 2015, 07:58:37 AM
He misses it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2015, 08:00:10 AM
when noisy locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2015, 09:31:18 AM
Remind him of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2015, 17:30:32 PM
Corralejo on a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2015, 08:22:28 AM
Caleta day outing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2015, 17:47:57 PM
riding mobility scooters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2015, 19:30:42 PM

And eating a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2015, 22:09:25 PM
Big bag of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2015, 08:29:20 AM
healthy fresh fruit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2015, 23:36:16 PM

Which counts towards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 14, 2015, 07:11:47 AM
his five a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2015, 07:58:17 AM
day washed down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2015, 10:03:14 AM
With earl grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2015, 10:53:42 AM

Which Is drunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2015, 12:50:20 PM
Lifting your little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2015, 18:29:47 PM
Pinky while reading
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2015, 20:27:38 PM
A copy of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2015, 21:42:30 PM

The financial times
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2015, 22:32:16 PM
Followed by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2015, 04:39:45 AM
Quaff of champers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 15, 2015, 07:00:21 AM
and a bowl
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2015, 07:48:44 AM
crunchy nut cornflakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2015, 08:05:55 AM
With his neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2015, 10:45:25 AM
Smoking old rope
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2015, 14:46:40 PM
Which suspiciously smells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2015, 16:58:34 PM
Like Dave's wig
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2015, 17:42:32 PM
that he bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2015, 19:43:11 PM
Down Camden market
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2015, 19:50:45 PM
For only a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 15, 2015, 20:13:24 PM

Lady Godiva and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2015, 20:24:22 PM
That was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2015, 21:21:56 PM
A rip off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2015, 21:53:41 PM
For such a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2015, 21:55:40 PM
Shoddy piece of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2015, 22:02:01 PM
Wig making that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2015, 04:37:58 AM
Is typical of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2015, 07:10:42 AM
Cheap southern rubbish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2015, 07:59:44 AM
imported from China
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2015, 10:15:48 AM
Town in Chelsea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2015, 18:06:54 PM
where the Russians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2015, 20:03:37 PM
Make a fortune
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2015, 20:47:08 PM
From daft cockeneeeeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 16, 2015, 20:47:48 PM

That were originally
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2015, 21:34:04 PM
From Yorkshire but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2015, 21:42:45 PM
Got deported back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2015, 21:44:07 PM
To Pakistan via
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2015, 21:56:14 PM
The Dartford tunnel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2015, 22:00:18 PM
Around the M25
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2015, 22:18:16 PM
Where Paul loves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2015, 05:23:14 AM
To sit and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 17, 2015, 06:59:06 AM
admire traffic jams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2015, 08:16:01 AM
while texting to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2015, 21:42:43 PM

Anyone who will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2015, 22:10:07 PM
Pay his toll
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2015, 05:16:42 AM

Within a day
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 18, 2015, 06:05:43 AM
if not he`ll
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2015, 07:28:41 AM
Skip the country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2015, 08:27:26 AM
and join up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2015, 10:12:42 AM
To see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2015, 13:44:38 PM
Arsenal supporters deported
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2015, 14:31:54 PM
Back to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2015, 17:58:06 PM
wrong side of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2015, 19:59:20 PM
The north circular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2015, 22:17:43 PM

And end up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2015, 06:24:32 AM
In,t Jewish quarter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2015, 08:17:35 AM
where the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2015, 13:56:07 PM
People like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2015, 17:46:29 PM
support a better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2015, 18:33:38 PM

Team up north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2015, 19:45:20 PM
In the championship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2015, 20:53:12 PM
That have won
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2015, 21:21:01 PM
Nothing for years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2015, 21:54:42 PM

Than a descent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2015, 23:13:25 PM
To support Derby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2015, 05:27:39 AM
Like some muppet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2015, 08:15:06 AM
who is easily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2015, 08:49:09 AM

Swayed by beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2015, 09:01:01 AM
Then bites when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2015, 06:17:55 AM
Bob tells it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2015, 13:12:35 PM
from his heart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2015, 19:44:21 PM
Which he can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 21, 2015, 19:47:05 PM

Believe as he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2015, 19:48:18 PM
Thinks Derby are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2015, 08:56:52 AM
a London team  ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 22, 2015, 15:39:03 PM
that never win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2015, 15:43:08 PM
Owt to shout
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2015, 15:49:59 PM
About because they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2015, 17:38:33 PM
think they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 23, 2015, 02:41:37 AM
The best team
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 23, 2015, 06:50:20 AM
for growing sprouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2015, 08:29:46 AM
Which makes them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2015, 11:05:47 AM

Fly down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2015, 13:35:09 PM
Apples and pears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 23, 2015, 14:29:28 PM
And out the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2015, 14:30:50 PM

Front door like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 23, 2015, 14:31:42 PM
Mo Farah being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2015, 14:51:06 PM
Chased by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 23, 2015, 18:14:54 PM
Drug tester who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2015, 19:05:12 PM
didn't knock loud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2015, 20:25:11 PM
Enough so he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2015, 02:37:46 AM
Decided to break
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2015, 06:57:09 AM

Free and head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 24, 2015, 07:13:12 AM
for the Dartford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 10:05:28 AM
Tunnel to meet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2015, 10:08:45 AM

Dee at Bluewater
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 10:11:31 AM
Her favourite place
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Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2015, 10:12:39 AM
To shop and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 10:13:54 AM
Buy white stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2015, 10:16:45 AM

In readiness for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 10:18:57 AM
Her meet up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2015, 11:06:47 AM

With Jon at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 13:02:46 PM
The naturist beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2015, 14:34:19 PM
where Jon observes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2015, 15:35:23 PM
the ladies changing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2015, 17:37:59 PM
Ready for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 18:47:05 PM
Romp in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2015, 18:56:18 PM
Dunes getting sand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 19:08:46 PM
Stuck in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 24, 2015, 19:45:35 PM

Most unfortunate of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 20:10:54 PM
Places which caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2015, 20:18:47 PM
Some chaffing of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 20:46:09 PM
Rather delicate areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2015, 21:04:48 PM
Which could result
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2015, 22:09:36 PM
Jon explaining away
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2015, 22:14:25 PM
The reason for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2015, 04:52:04 AM
His goodself being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 25, 2015, 06:42:00 AM
covered in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2015, 06:44:50 AM
Lot of Johnson's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 25, 2015, 06:47:16 AM
baby lotion which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2015, 06:49:47 AM
Dee liked rubbing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 25, 2015, 06:57:57 AM
into his sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2015, 07:11:32 AM
And rather delicate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2015, 09:20:24 AM
excuse for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2015, 12:59:44 PM
Quick massage from 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2015, 14:13:48 PM
His own princess👸
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2015, 16:29:54 PM
With plenty of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2015, 17:08:48 PM
Money to spend
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2015, 17:52:34 PM
On aphrodisiacs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2015, 18:35:27 PM

Get Jon in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2015, 19:49:51 PM
The mood for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2015, 21:21:09 PM
a happy experiemce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2015, 21:39:15 PM
A happy what ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2015, 06:52:05 AM
of spelling mistakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2015, 07:32:57 AM
a happy experience  ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2015, 07:37:16 AM
That's much better  ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2015, 07:38:50 AM
he said after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2015, 07:44:59 AM
She had kissed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2015, 09:40:32 AM

His throbbing little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2015, 14:33:05 PM
Finger which had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2015, 16:18:45 PM
Tickling her delightful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2015, 09:48:27 AM
Windy dog bails
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2015, 15:29:58 PM
before they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2015, 15:56:43 PM
Exiled to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2015, 21:11:36 PM
vets waste bin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2015, 21:53:39 PM
And tossed on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2015, 06:59:09 AM
The sand dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2015, 07:41:58 AM
to feed the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2015, 07:57:28 AM
Fish with some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2015, 11:24:18 AM
juicy fresh and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2015, 15:11:47 PM
Delicious black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2015, 17:20:47 PM
which gives them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2015, 17:30:30 PM
The strength to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2015, 17:31:36 PM
attack lilos and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2015, 18:47:59 PM

Surf boards that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2015, 20:02:19 PM
Get too near
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2015, 21:38:39 PM
For peoples comfort
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2015, 07:11:20 AM
which causes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2015, 08:32:03 AM
Riot amongst the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2015, 18:19:29 PM
OAP,s who think
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2015, 18:56:19 PM
Chavetta is the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2015, 19:03:57 PM
Mecca for northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2015, 19:17:10 PM

To expose their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2015, 19:21:18 PM
Lady boy bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2015, 19:27:39 PM
To those deranged
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2015, 19:32:38 PM
People from Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2015, 19:37:19 PM
Who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2015, 19:37:56 PM
Count to twelve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2015, 19:38:22 PM
And no further
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2015, 19:45:00 PM
On two hands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 30, 2015, 21:25:01 PM
because they have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2015, 21:42:46 PM
Essex boys to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2015, 22:21:54 PM
Constantly laugh at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2015, 06:36:30 AM
their white bits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2015, 07:37:21 AM
and kick sand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2015, 10:41:08 AM

In their faces
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2015, 11:55:43 AM
Before running scared
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2015, 15:39:08 PM
Northerners to their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2015, 18:37:12 PM

Whippets, ferrets and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2015, 18:37:56 PM
Racing pigeons that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2015, 18:40:01 PM

Are a delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2015, 18:43:07 PM
After twelve pints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2015, 18:54:36 PM

Of real ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2015, 19:50:29 PM
weak Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2015, 21:56:33 PM
With creamy heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 01, 2015, 22:34:52 PM
For the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2015, 07:23:46 AM
And flat ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2015, 07:24:37 AM
For the cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2015, 07:25:29 AM
Who don't appreciate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2015, 07:26:06 AM
The finer things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2015, 07:27:35 AM
In life preferring
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 09:52:28 AM
to frack Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2015, 10:15:25 AM
And ramble on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 13:52:01 PM
opposing progress and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2015, 18:35:44 PM
Trying to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 18:56:09 PM
A financial opportunity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2015, 07:09:28 AM
To become a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2015, 07:10:50 AM
laugh a minute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2015, 07:11:45 AM
Dot com director
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2015, 07:16:14 AM
of a website
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2015, 07:17:47 AM
Dedicated to syrups
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2015, 07:21:49 AM
of all colours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2015, 07:42:32 AM
that double as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2015, 08:22:16 AM
A shammy to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2015, 09:53:56 AM
Wash your windows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2015, 16:50:25 PM
Or polish your
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2015, 17:23:17 PM
Family silver which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2015, 22:00:44 PM
Is usually locked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 04, 2015, 06:20:10 AM
in the loft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2015, 07:31:52 AM
Along with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2015, 09:01:18 AM
Wallet so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2015, 09:27:00 AM
He can scrounge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2015, 09:43:46 AM

All his drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2015, 09:45:33 AM
Off any mug
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2015, 10:54:47 AM
that falls for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2015, 14:00:58 PM
His cockeneeeeeeee charms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2015, 14:02:55 PM
Which only work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2015, 14:06:00 PM
On other strange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2015, 14:08:08 PM
People from cockeneeeland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2015, 18:08:49 PM

Who feel reet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2015, 18:59:16 PM
And above the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2015, 22:02:34 PM

Northerners who think
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2015, 00:17:44 AM
And know that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2015, 06:38:36 AM
They rule supreme
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2015, 07:20:56 AM
In their dreams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2015, 07:41:00 AM
Of invading Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2015, 09:15:05 AM
To plunder daves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2015, 09:29:56 AM
Earl Grey jar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2015, 10:33:29 AM
and get slapped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2015, 15:37:12 PM
By mi princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2015, 16:01:18 PM
Which i like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2015, 19:25:13 PM
Because her dominatrix
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2015, 20:22:12 PM
Is the thing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2015, 07:37:39 AM
that makes Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2015, 08:17:12 AM
All excited and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2015, 09:55:22 AM
cant wait for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2015, 13:13:50 PM
His sept jollies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2015, 17:11:28 PM
To Sun his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2015, 17:20:18 PM
Little bits on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2015, 17:21:42 PM
The dunes for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2015, 17:27:08 PM
Dee to ogle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2015, 19:16:09 PM
When she gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2015, 22:08:25 PM
Her kit off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2015, 07:48:43 AM
For jons pleasure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2015, 10:27:26 AM
Because he admires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2015, 11:25:47 AM
Nice essexs girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2015, 12:23:45 PM
In white stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2015, 16:43:05 PM
Showing threpennie bits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2015, 16:56:21 PM
and other valuable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2015, 17:10:33 PM
Assets which she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2015, 17:47:57 PM
Will take selfie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2015, 19:00:24 PM
Of to show
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2015, 19:09:01 PM
To fellow drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2015, 19:23:45 PM

Who will not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2015, 19:34:45 PM
Believe what they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2015, 19:45:43 PM

Are just witnessing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2015, 21:03:18 PM
Except for Paul
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2015, 21:44:54 PM
Who has detailed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 08, 2015, 00:19:38 AM
Accounts of what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2015, 06:42:06 AM
Happened when Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2015, 07:04:24 AM
Went to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 08, 2015, 12:38:41 PM
The south of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2015, 13:01:26 PM
The island to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 08, 2015, 13:26:02 PM
See all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2015, 13:49:55 PM
Best beaches in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2015, 14:26:25 PM
The naturist area
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2015, 15:53:17 PM
of Jandia where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 08, 2015, 16:30:24 PM
He and dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2015, 16:54:22 PM
Frolic in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2015, 19:04:21 PM
Clear blue sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 08, 2015, 19:49:35 PM
For all to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2015, 20:21:25 PM
Watch and learn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2015, 22:23:22 PM
How the master
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2015, 02:30:58 AM
Can make a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2015, 07:14:18 AM
Cup of Earl
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2015, 09:56:19 AM
Grey to refresh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2015, 13:12:23 PM
The parts that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2015, 14:28:56 PM
Yorkshire tea cant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2015, 15:44:13 PM
satisfy due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2015, 15:47:44 PM
It tasting magnificent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2015, 17:03:18 PM
Until it's swallowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2015, 17:07:52 PM
And everyone pukes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2015, 17:11:09 PM
Everything eaten that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2015, 17:12:19 PM
Comes from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2015, 17:14:46 PM
Which can endanger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2015, 17:16:30 PM
All of mankind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2015, 17:18:07 PM
And should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2015, 18:43:46 PM
Appreciated by southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2015, 20:43:42 PM
Whos only thought
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2015, 20:51:34 PM
Is healthy diet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2015, 23:00:24 PM
And flat ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2015, 23:15:02 PM

Sent down from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2015, 23:22:37 PM
Daves local hostelry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 10, 2015, 07:24:34 AM
Because he insists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 10, 2015, 07:50:34 AM
On buying a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 10, 2015, 08:15:40 AM
New syrup for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 10, 2015, 10:06:46 AM
His Chavetta neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2015, 13:31:27 PM
As a substitute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 10, 2015, 13:55:24 PM
For the one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2015, 14:29:55 PM
that blew off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2015, 17:29:20 PM

In the high
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2015, 19:21:45 PM
Wind cutting across
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2015, 07:39:36 AM
The golf course
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 11, 2015, 09:06:34 AM
And landing in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2015, 10:08:12 AM
a greenside bunker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2015, 16:49:39 PM

Where the geese
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2015, 21:08:55 PM
Try to set
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 12, 2015, 17:11:29 PM
Up their home
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2015, 18:00:43 PM
And feather their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 12, 2015, 19:42:43 PM
Nest with some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2015, 08:38:51 AM
Daves new syrup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2015, 09:39:24 AM
hand knitted by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2015, 11:11:21 AM
Nice friendly gypsies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2015, 12:46:50 PM
from barbed wire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2015, 14:01:51 PM
That made him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2015, 15:25:06 PM
wince when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2015, 15:40:16 PM
Put it on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2015, 16:37:46 PM
When he visited
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2015, 16:54:08 PM
The caravans parked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2015, 18:43:00 PM
In Jon's garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2015, 20:13:27 PM
To see if
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2015, 20:53:57 PM
He could learn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2015, 22:19:22 PM
How to do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 03:52:03 AM
A jigsaw without
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2015, 05:42:45 AM
seeing the box
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 08:14:24 AM
Lid and it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 09:20:55 AM
added to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 09:43:22 AM
Excitement of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 11:02:34 AM
best experience of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 11:39:01 AM
His sheltered life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 13:31:45 PM
Which he wished
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 13:32:52 PM
He was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 13:33:33 PM
Lad from Lancashire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 13:34:19 PM
Living in Caleta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 13:35:37 PM
Neighbouring our Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 13:36:43 PM
Keeping him in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 13:37:17 PM
Check with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 13:38:07 PM
Tamaragua fat cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 13:39:09 PM
Who spend money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 13:40:51 PM
Keeping their mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 13:41:54 PM
In red wine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 13:42:39 PM
And big Macs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 13:43:12 PM
And large fries
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 13:44:11 PM
To keep him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 15:27:58 PM
In peak condition
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2015, 15:57:42 PM
ready for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 16:32:06 PM
Frollocking in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 16:54:03 PM
Dunes in sept
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 17:08:48 PM
Wearing only a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 17:31:16 PM
Smile so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2015, 18:49:20 PM
His bleached teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 19:07:01 PM
Sparkled in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 19:34:38 PM
Summer sunshine whilst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 19:36:13 PM
Buying Bob's drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 19:39:01 PM
Because he owes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 19:40:54 PM
Him naff all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 19:42:00 PM
In his mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 19:44:07 PM
Which does forget
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 19:56:00 PM
A few selected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 19:59:44 PM
Bets he lost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 20:07:00 PM
To a cheating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 20:13:19 PM
Train guard from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 20:22:22 PM
West Yorkshire who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 20:26:01 PM
Idolised young bobby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2015, 20:28:30 PM
And thought that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 20:56:37 PM
The sun shone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2015, 21:38:10 PM
out of Ryanairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 21:40:25 PM
Fantastic planes and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2015, 21:47:15 PM
extra leg room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 22:15:30 PM
To spread out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2015, 22:20:37 PM
his large collection
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 22:30:33 PM
Of dirty mags
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2015, 22:36:55 PM
that he keeps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2015, 22:37:43 PM
In case Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 15, 2015, 06:54:01 AM
wants to look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2015, 07:59:03 AM
at some busty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2015, 10:22:22 AM
Gypsies selling lucky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2015, 13:12:42 PM
heather to him
Title: Re: 3 aword story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2015, 14:58:14 PM
Along with pegs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2015, 17:05:18 PM
While reading his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2015, 17:35:30 PM
Palm and telling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2015, 17:49:31 PM
He will meet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2015, 18:36:25 PM
Tubby Isaacs and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2015, 19:19:09 PM

Harry Kane in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2015, 19:36:15 PM
The diving pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2015, 20:38:12 PM
Where the ref
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2015, 21:00:54 PM
walks on water      (Harry doesn't dive)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2015, 21:23:43 PM
To see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2015, 21:26:34 PM
Floodlights short and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2015, 06:35:21 AM
Electrocute young Harry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 07:21:28 AM
Needing Daves kiss
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 09:22:12 AM
his bet goodbye
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 10:16:13 AM
To another young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 12:23:21 PM
chap from Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 12:35:16 PM
Who frolicked with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 14:01:27 PM
Frisky ladies from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 14:55:40 PM
Colchester who appreciated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 15:16:14 PM
The finer things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 15:28:28 PM
In life like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 15:30:57 PM
Flatulant old dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 15:32:45 PM
And washing Machines
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 15:33:51 PM
That ease her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 15:36:25 PM
Gently into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 15:39:11 PM
Favourite day, Monday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 15:50:16 PM
And hump day
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 15:51:36 PM
Which she celebrates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 15:54:10 PM
By hanging her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2015, 16:07:38 PM
Freshly laundered smalls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 16:46:52 PM
Above Jon's photo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2015, 18:33:08 PM

Which hangs down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 18:39:25 PM
From her fireplace
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 18:48:25 PM
Along with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 18:57:09 PM
Fishnet stockings which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2015, 19:28:13 PM
She wears for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 19:31:13 PM
getting Jon's blood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2015, 19:33:16 PM
Out of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2015, 19:35:34 PM
wallet he gripped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2015, 20:01:06 PM

Tighter than a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2015, 20:04:27 PM
Yorkshiremans ar.se  in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2015, 21:35:20 PM
A sand storm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 17, 2015, 07:12:44 AM
which only happens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 07:45:53 AM
When Bob's around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 09:22:27 AM
sponging beer off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 09:58:17 AM
Poor gullible Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 11:40:02 AM
Who always tries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 12:39:57 PM
To be generous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2015, 13:09:51 PM

And pay for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 13:14:32 PM
All Bob's cider
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 13:24:55 PM
And vodka to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 13:40:28 PM
Keep him happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2015, 14:21:29 PM
Which should happen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 14:37:10 PM
When bluefox has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2015, 15:09:24 PM

Joined the real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 15:10:40 PM
World and apologised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 15:14:07 PM
for telling Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 15:16:29 PM
That he was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 15:19:05 PM
a sandwich short
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 15:20:37 PM
Of a picnic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 15:44:07 PM
But we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 15:47:40 PM
Bob is grumpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 15:48:34 PM
Like a bear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 15:50:35 PM
With a sore
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 15:52:01 PM
Head after picking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2015, 15:57:07 PM
A fight with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2015, 17:33:22 PM
A knuckle dragging
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 18:54:34 PM
Female traveller from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2015, 18:59:02 PM

North of Watford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2015, 19:01:06 PM
Where they visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2015, 21:41:53 PM
Hemel Hempstead for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2015, 07:22:51 AM
A quick frolic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2015, 11:23:44 AM
and a game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2015, 11:26:51 AM
Of strip poker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2015, 11:28:52 AM
which Jon usually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2015, 11:41:06 AM
Wins by cheating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2015, 12:28:46 PM
By wearing special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2015, 12:37:14 PM
Xray goggles that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2015, 13:24:29 PM
Can see through
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2015, 14:08:47 PM
A thermal vest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2015, 16:23:31 PM

Which will come
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2015, 17:05:26 PM
Off when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2015, 17:23:00 PM

Meets with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2015, 08:07:06 AM
Girl of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 19, 2015, 08:12:25 AM
dreams in Corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2015, 08:45:26 AM
At happy hour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2015, 09:19:51 AM
to get her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2015, 09:20:23 AM
To part with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2015, 09:21:49 AM
her hard earned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2015, 09:24:56 AM
Cash and buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2015, 09:25:12 AM
Jon a nice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2015, 09:26:01 AM
large beer with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2015, 09:28:04 AM
A creamy head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2015, 09:28:59 AM
that reminds him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2015, 09:30:09 AM
Of his local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2015, 09:31:28 AM
Hostelry where Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2015, 09:32:32 AM
Is still waiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2015, 09:33:50 AM
For a pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2015, 09:46:52 AM
That jon owes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2015, 13:28:39 PM
But the tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2015, 16:22:23 PM
Yorkshire barstool wont
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2015, 18:59:14 PM
Spend owt, even
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2015, 21:34:06 PM
Though he knows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2015, 08:32:47 AM
Bob is skint
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2015, 09:20:31 AM
after blowing all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2015, 15:02:42 PM
Of his brass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2015, 15:33:10 PM
On buying Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2015, 15:55:23 PM
Some white stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2015, 16:29:24 PM
And posh handbag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2015, 16:41:24 PM
From Aldi where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2015, 17:43:26 PM
Bob has an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2015, 17:57:50 PM
Loyalty card which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2015, 19:00:25 PM
Gets him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2015, 19:03:10 PM
Big discount on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2015, 19:04:06 PM
All designer tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2015, 19:04:42 PM
That Jon loves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2015, 20:09:56 PM
To wear around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 20, 2015, 23:04:07 PM
his growing waist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 21, 2015, 07:45:56 AM
Due to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 08:56:46 AM
black pudding and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 10:10:58 AM
Perfect beer he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 12:16:30 PM
drinks in copious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 15:39:47 PM
Amounts with Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 16:25:11 PM
Blowing his overtime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 21, 2015, 16:58:32 PM
On his mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 17:54:33 PM
Bluefox and Tamkid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 21, 2015, 18:48:45 PM
Who,s intellectual intelligence . 
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 18:52:02 PM
Bypass operations worked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 21, 2015, 18:56:24 PM
So well that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 18:58:36 PM
They talk rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 21, 2015, 19:00:26 PM
About rubbish which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 19:06:56 PM
They consider experts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 21, 2015, 20:02:19 PM
in dross subjects
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:04:21 PM
Making young Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 21, 2015, 20:07:24 PM
get very angry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:14:12 PM
And throw his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 21, 2015, 20:15:33 PM
toys out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:16:49 PM
The pram because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 21, 2015, 20:18:35 PM
no-one would listen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:29:53 PM
To his ranting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 21, 2015, 20:33:31 PM
about top politicians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:40:01 PM
And the cause
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 20:45:17 PM
Of Blackburn's demise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:47:06 PM
To the depths
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 20:51:46 PM
Of the lower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:54:02 PM
End of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 20:56:48 PM
Conference where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 20:58:53 PM
Lose to Guiseley
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 21:02:43 PM
Then go into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 21:03:37 PM
Liquidation because of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 21:04:35 PM
Slump in chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 21:10:51 PM
Sales due to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 21:11:49 PM
Bob's latest diet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2015, 21:14:56 PM
Of vodka and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2015, 21:28:42 PM
another vodka to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 21, 2015, 21:49:37 PM
Help him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 22, 2015, 07:31:03 AM
drink more cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2015, 08:12:48 AM
Which Dee pays
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 22, 2015, 08:26:14 AM
the keep him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 22, 2015, 17:56:40 PM
In a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2015, 19:24:23 PM
Mood so he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2015, 20:22:23 PM

Opens his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 22, 2015, 20:44:41 PM
And buy dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2015, 20:45:24 PM
A penny chew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 22, 2015, 20:46:37 PM
So that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2015, 20:47:18 PM
Couldn't open her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 22, 2015, 20:49:47 PM
Mouth because we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2015, 20:56:05 PM
Wanted peace and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 23, 2015, 03:28:40 AM
Quiet from her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 23, 2015, 06:44:28 AM
instead of Essex
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 23, 2015, 08:05:57 AM
Rhyming slang which
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Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2015, 09:16:52 AM
is too complicated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 23, 2015, 12:25:54 PM
For Bob who
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 23, 2015, 15:12:45 PM
Speaks the queens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2015, 16:17:30 PM
Arms alcohol induced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 23, 2015, 18:52:47 PM
Cockeneee rubbish that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2015, 20:30:34 PM
Northerners envy because
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 23, 2015, 22:29:10 PM
Southerners are deranged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 06:28:44 AM
And so inferior
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 24, 2015, 06:46:57 AM
they can`t tie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 08:03:38 AM
There own laces
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2015, 08:43:26 AM
which were stolen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 10:03:52 AM
From safeways by
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Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2015, 13:45:14 PM
a Preston tealeaf
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 14:05:56 PM
With six fingers
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 15:08:16 PM
Who support Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 15:16:35 PM
And drink earl
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 15:18:17 PM
Tea from China
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 15:19:04 PM
Cups and saucers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 15:20:00 PM
Which where bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 15:21:24 PM
From the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 15:34:01 PM
Branch of Harrods
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 15:41:56 PM
Where Dave  spends
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Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2015, 15:47:00 PM
His hard earned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 16:00:20 PM
Pension money on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 16:01:08 PM
Only the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2015, 16:01:46 PM
Quality produce on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2015, 16:02:53 PM
Special offer at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2015, 16:07:02 PM
The airport shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 16:10:16 PM
Where he knew
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2015, 16:11:25 PM
The Rolex watch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 16:13:05 PM
Was cheaper than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2015, 16:18:03 PM
Ipswich poundland where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2015, 19:58:29 PM
They were on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2015, 09:37:39 AM
buy one get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2015, 10:12:12 AM
Two free because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2015, 12:30:03 PM
they are really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2015, 14:21:14 PM
Up to Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2015, 15:31:20 PM
to reject fakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2015, 19:52:07 PM
Which are flooding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2015, 03:45:25 AM
Down from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2015, 08:20:22 AM
Especially from Guiseley
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2015, 09:41:41 AM
in Jon's shed
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2015, 14:31:41 PM
Where he has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2015, 15:17:52 PM
a cottage industry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2015, 17:38:41 PM
To fund his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2015, 20:31:55 PM
Drinking habit that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2015, 21:30:10 PM
Is sadly getting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 27, 2015, 05:43:50 AM
out of control
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2015, 07:23:17 AM
And AA will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2015, 08:19:57 AM
be unable to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2015, 08:49:34 AM
Find Bob's vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2015, 09:43:26 AM
Because jon has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2015, 09:50:05 AM
Watered it down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2015, 12:56:06 PM
Because strong stuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2015, 14:04:34 PM
Makes him argumentative
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2015, 14:18:52 PM
and droop where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2015, 14:37:06 PM
It becomes embarrassing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2015, 16:18:39 PM
when his missus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2015, 16:31:50 PM
Wants some fun
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2015, 19:17:16 PM
Other than trekking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2015, 20:12:58 PM

On t'moors
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2015, 21:01:18 PM
So he talks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2015, 22:08:52 PM
To himself in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2015, 22:39:45 PM
Cockeneeeeee rhyming slang
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2015, 05:48:04 AM
about Southern drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2015, 08:24:26 AM
with superior intelligence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 08:47:51 AM
To dead frogs
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2015, 09:03:31 AM
Which come to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 10:47:05 AM
Daves attention when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2015, 11:22:56 AM
driving through Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 13:37:50 PM
On his scooter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2015, 13:46:12 PM
With his syrup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2015, 14:13:17 PM
soaked by the
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 18:36:57 PM
Constant rain which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2015, 19:34:11 PM
Makes the locals
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 19:58:55 PM
Drink strong vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2015, 20:46:52 PM
To keep warm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 21:48:30 PM
Enabling you to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2015, 21:59:23 PM
Get your hands
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2015, 22:16:15 PM
on souvenirs from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 22:17:19 PM
Dees washing line
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Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2015, 22:18:59 PM
which always include
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 22:20:50 PM
Her black fishnets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2015, 22:24:22 PM
and copious bikinis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 22:26:01 PM
That gave Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2015, 22:31:22 PM
reason to doubt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 22:32:26 PM
If Dee was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2015, 22:35:53 PM
really a woman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2015, 22:49:40 PM
Or Dave in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2015, 22:51:42 PM
some womens clothes
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 07:49:12 AM
Which he likes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2015, 08:04:50 AM
especially Jon handdowns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 08:06:27 AM
From his mother
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2015, 08:08:46 AM
and Edna from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 08:12:57 AM
His favourite soap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2015, 08:13:50 AM
after seducing her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 08:16:46 AM
In the Woolpack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 16:46:09 PM
After a few
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 18:44:56 PM
Flat Suffolk pints
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2015, 19:38:58 PM
And finest chat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 19:39:40 PM
Up lines that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2015, 19:40:26 PM
Turn them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 20:02:51 PM
Bob for some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2015, 20:22:39 PM
Advice on how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 20:32:32 PM
To treat a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 21:09:23 PM
Young lady who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 21:15:06 PM
only has one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 21:28:25 PM
Thing on her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 21:33:29 PM
washing line so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 21:35:07 PM
That it would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 21:47:23 PM
not fall apart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 21:55:16 PM
When jon falls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 21:56:14 PM
Over snoring Bails
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 21:58:16 PM
who needed a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 21:58:39 PM
Number two so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 21:59:55 PM
Jon took him
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2015, 22:01:33 PM
To the greens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 22:02:54 PM
and let him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 22:12:05 PM
Ruin Daves golf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 22:13:42 PM
with large piles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2015, 22:16:05 PM
Of doggy manure
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Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2015, 22:20:30 PM
which smelled like  (did you write manure? )
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2015, 05:20:55 AM
Old jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 30, 2015, 05:48:05 AM
mixed with some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on July 30, 2015, 05:52:37 AM
some mushy peas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2015, 08:53:46 AM
and black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2015, 10:29:11 AM
With Suffolk ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2015, 12:48:57 PM
for real men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2015, 13:27:12 PM
In their dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2015, 15:00:20 PM
The envious northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2015, 17:20:20 PM
Know the truth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2015, 18:03:03 PM
Of their shortcomings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2015, 22:39:04 PM
Whereas southerners dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2015, 07:33:31 AM
And strut around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2015, 08:12:40 AM
Like drag queens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2015, 08:14:09 AM

Imitating the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2015, 08:17:02 AM
Macho image which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2015, 08:17:43 AM
intimidates them because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2015, 09:10:20 AM
they proposition them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2015, 07:53:57 AM
With jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2015, 10:17:44 AM
that fine delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2015, 18:54:56 PM

Enjoyed by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2015, 20:23:42 PM
Unfortunate southern people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2015, 07:41:41 AM
Who have no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2015, 10:03:00 AM
time for bigoted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 02, 2015, 10:33:12 AM
Immigrants who flood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2015, 12:02:09 PM

Down from Lancashire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2015, 13:20:01 PM
To nicer folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2015, 07:11:03 AM
that live in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 07:29:17 AM
Rat infested slums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2015, 08:10:55 AM
of Burnley and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 08:30:12 AM
Blackburn where only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2015, 10:40:36 AM
Championship teams exist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 15:14:34 PM
On chicken wings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on August 03, 2015, 15:20:16 PM
and lard butties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2015, 15:31:30 PM
soaked in gravy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on August 03, 2015, 15:33:29 PM
With a woodbine (other no tipped cigarettes are available)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2015, 15:48:24 PM
hanging from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 15:52:07 PM
Bottom lip so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2015, 15:59:17 PM
he reached for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 16:01:12 PM
His little pistol
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2015, 16:07:18 PM
which was filled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 16:10:42 PM
With the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2015, 16:13:23 PM
Northern tap water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 16:56:44 PM
The best in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2015, 17:04:35 PM
Yorkshire to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2015, 17:17:08 PM
Absolutely honest which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2015, 17:18:10 PM
Makes Sheba proud
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2015, 19:47:09 PM
And avoid at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2015, 03:28:16 AM
All costs because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2015, 07:23:54 AM
She knows that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2015, 13:42:13 PM
He is frightened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2015, 15:36:18 PM
Of a tongue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2015, 16:17:03 PM
That could tickle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2015, 16:30:56 PM
and lick the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2015, 17:17:09 PM
Tip of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2015, 18:09:52 PM
Cocktail sausage that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2015, 18:21:53 PM
Looks like Jons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2015, 19:26:07 PM
But bigger because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2015, 20:14:07 PM
He's a hunk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2015, 20:42:22 PM
Of lard full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2015, 20:53:02 PM
Of love and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2015, 03:59:14 AM
Real ale looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2015, 08:04:01 AM
For Bob to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2015, 08:18:37 AM
see he gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2015, 11:13:07 AM
A round in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 05, 2015, 15:13:20 PM

Which is highly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2015, 15:16:20 PM
Likely has Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2015, 18:12:40 PM
is telling porkies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2015, 18:49:23 PM
About Bob's generosity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2015, 19:17:24 PM
Because he knows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2015, 19:36:11 PM
He owes Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2015, 19:50:19 PM
is as tight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 05, 2015, 21:56:43 PM
as a fiddlers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2015, 05:22:36 AM
Think Dave was drunk ;D

Elbow when it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2015, 07:25:17 AM
probably too much sun

comes to splashing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2015, 07:28:36 AM
The cash on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2015, 07:30:07 AM
anything but exotic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2015, 13:13:18 PM
Sunhats and syrups
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2015, 15:23:22 PM
To improve his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2015, 15:43:51 PM
Rugged good looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2015, 16:36:06 PM
Which the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2015, 16:42:03 PM
Swoon over and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2015, 17:57:38 PM
then throw up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 06, 2015, 23:15:54 PM
little pieces of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 07, 2015, 05:16:20 AM
Diced carrot which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2015, 07:27:29 AM
He hasn't eaten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2015, 07:43:49 AM

In years but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2015, 07:50:56 AM
They still appear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2015, 07:52:03 AM

As if by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2015, 08:27:21 AM
magic when you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 07, 2015, 17:59:17 PM
Gop up on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2015, 18:52:25 PM
Black pudding and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2015, 20:43:04 PM

Mushy peas and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2015, 07:32:38 AM
Flat London Pride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2015, 08:11:10 AM
because it sat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 08, 2015, 08:12:21 AM
Just at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2015, 08:14:51 AM
time when Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2015, 10:11:21 AM
Went to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 08, 2015, 18:43:38 PM
The toilet to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2015, 20:10:24 PM
To avoid buying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2015, 23:49:15 PM

Any one a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2015, 07:08:25 AM
Drink because we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2015, 08:47:52 AM
appreciate his Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2015, 08:59:04 AM

Tightness with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2015, 10:02:11 AM
Hard earned brass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2015, 10:46:02 AM
which he counts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2015, 10:55:36 AM
Every working minute
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2015, 13:37:33 PM
saving up for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2015, 17:10:35 PM
His comrades to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2015, 20:01:33 PM
Inflict pain on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2015, 07:19:21 AM
The capitalist wasters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2015, 08:33:51 AM
who keep him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2015, 08:47:22 AM
In the finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2015, 08:58:52 AM
Down trodden abode
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2015, 09:04:04 AM
In the slums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2015, 10:12:22 AM
Of Nuevo Horizonte
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2015, 12:22:10 PM
driving British Leyland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2015, 13:12:22 PM
less than one's image of idealised perfection cars which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2015, 15:26:52 PM
Is more than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2015, 16:38:40 PM
one can expect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2015, 16:57:08 PM
From comrade Bobby
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2015, 17:06:31 PM
in his Allegro
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2015, 19:03:43 PM

With its funny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2015, 19:47:27 PM
Red dice and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2015, 19:52:30 PM
Hammer and sickle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2015, 20:04:21 PM
Tattoo on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 11, 2015, 07:26:25 AM
Chest which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2015, 09:00:11 AM
done on NHS
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 11, 2015, 17:30:51 PM
Due to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2015, 17:35:11 PM
Hungarian EHIC card
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2015, 20:21:31 PM
Which he stole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 11, 2015, 20:33:49 PM
Whilst working at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2015, 21:09:33 PM
The channel tunnel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 11:45:18 AM
Where jon likes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2015, 17:19:40 PM
giving lifts to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2015, 18:07:58 PM

The so called
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 18:37:06 PM
Ladies of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2015, 18:39:22 PM
Essex slums who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 18:42:42 PM
Frequent Daves clubhouse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2015, 18:46:59 PM
Robbing fat cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 18:50:15 PM
Of their champers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2015, 18:51:52 PM
And new scales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2015, 19:02:10 PM

That don't grow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 19:05:21 PM
So marine boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2015, 19:06:24 PM

Dons his flippers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 19:09:22 PM
Swims to Caleta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2015, 19:18:17 PM

Harbour to meet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 19:19:06 PM
The aquarian owner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2015, 19:21:13 PM

And the other
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2015, 19:57:45 PM
Up market businesses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2015, 20:42:54 PM
Mermaids who like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2015, 21:40:15 PM
To de scale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2015, 22:02:39 PM
The marine boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2015, 06:35:19 AM
Whos new scales
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2015, 08:45:27 AM
are working well
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2015, 15:57:45 PM
And keeping him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2015, 16:10:13 PM
Waterproof so he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2015, 16:36:27 PM
walk on water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2015, 18:32:22 PM

And does the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2015, 19:48:28 PM
Walk to corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2015, 21:07:19 PM
To see jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2015, 21:32:31 PM
Who treats him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2015, 22:03:12 PM
With a nice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 14, 2015, 07:24:03 AM
game of bingo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2015, 08:05:19 AM
dominos and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2015, 20:35:10 PM

Juvenile games that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2015, 20:36:45 PM
Southerners can understand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2015, 20:40:49 PM

Why the northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2015, 20:42:27 PM
Are sad bores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2015, 20:42:50 PM
Not golf bores
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2015, 20:44:47 PM
Who are above
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2015, 21:03:54 PM
The 19th green
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2015, 08:06:54 AM
Buying the ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2015, 08:41:41 AM
for their selves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2015, 08:42:51 AM
And there chums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2015, 08:44:50 AM
wives when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2015, 08:46:12 AM
Needed a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2015, 08:47:19 AM
sort out from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2015, 09:29:18 AM
A union man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2015, 09:46:53 AM

That lives in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2015, 13:23:52 PM
a dream world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 16, 2015, 19:54:34 PM
Where tory toffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2015, 20:22:27 PM

Are held in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2015, 21:14:55 PM
High esteem by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2015, 05:45:59 AM
Their eton cronies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 17, 2015, 07:08:45 AM
who always buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2015, 07:46:41 AM

Others less fortunate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2015, 07:56:08 AM
especially from Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2015, 08:16:05 AM

And the Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2015, 08:23:00 AM
run down areas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 17, 2015, 17:12:38 PM
half a pint
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2015, 18:17:15 PM
and pork scratchings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2015, 18:54:58 PM

That are consumed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2015, 19:05:27 PM
Instead of luncheon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2015, 19:13:09 PM
Meat which the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2015, 19:34:48 PM

Poor people of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2015, 20:10:47 PM
the outer reaches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2015, 21:30:01 PM
Of rural Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2015, 22:39:26 PM
Can't afford because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2015, 05:29:59 AM
The golf fees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 18, 2015, 05:56:10 AM
are way too
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2015, 08:03:16 AM
expensive for northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 15:36:07 PM
Men who prefer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2015, 16:53:45 PM
More feminine sports
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 17:34:37 PM
Because real men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2015, 18:15:51 PM
from Essex excel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 18:45:13 PM
In knitting and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2015, 19:31:21 PM
Kicking Yorkshire butts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2015, 19:42:44 PM

Which are rather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 19:48:54 PM
Childish but southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2015, 19:52:12 PM
Supremacy will always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2015, 19:56:34 PM

Come to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2015, 19:57:31 PM
Fore and they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 20:11:21 PM
Frolic naked in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2015, 20:28:46 PM
The sand dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 21:08:01 PM
Where the camels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2015, 22:47:57 PM
Lick their butts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 22:54:34 PM
Which Dave finds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2015, 23:03:12 PM
Quite sensual and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 23:12:09 PM
Caused him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2015, 23:20:25 PM
Finally get a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2015, 23:31:20 PM
Stirring in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2015, 23:35:17 PM
Trouser dept which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2015, 00:14:49 AM
Caused great embarrassment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2015, 08:07:47 AM
Has he was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2015, 08:10:11 AM
ogled by ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2015, 08:18:13 AM
Who were blind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2015, 08:19:08 AM
drunk at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2015, 08:27:21 AM
Time of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2015, 10:37:33 AM
Alleged incident ,so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2015, 13:49:43 PM
He took advantage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2015, 15:20:20 PM
Of the camel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2015, 17:29:06 PM
And impregnated it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2015, 17:34:10 PM
With earl grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2015, 17:34:52 PM
From his small
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2015, 17:35:57 PM
But well proportioned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2015, 17:48:33 PM
Fat cat wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2015, 17:54:47 PM
With endangered moths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2015, 18:04:57 PM
Flying out of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2015, 18:09:16 PM
West Yorkshire where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2015, 19:05:31 PM
The sand flies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 19, 2015, 22:41:04 PM
had selfie sticks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2015, 06:12:33 AM
To take piccies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2015, 07:17:45 AM
Of Daves wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2015, 07:20:08 AM

Which is full
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2015, 08:28:11 AM
of Jon's IOUs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2015, 09:42:08 AM

Which will never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2015, 12:10:47 PM
Be honoured because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2015, 13:08:35 PM
Tight and Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2015, 14:43:27 PM

Go hand in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2015, 15:58:01 PM
hand not pocket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2015, 19:01:32 PM

Billiards played by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2015, 19:30:37 PM
These Yorkshire folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2015, 19:43:53 PM
Who please themselves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2015, 19:46:41 PM
with silly games
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2015, 19:49:01 PM
For their low
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2015, 21:05:56 PM
Diskwallyfied southern chums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2015, 21:41:55 PM
Who are numb
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2015, 21:56:45 PM
from the waist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2015, 21:58:36 PM
Down which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2015, 22:00:31 PM
always a problem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2015, 22:02:56 PM
In the bedroom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2015, 22:05:50 PM
if you can`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2015, 22:14:24 PM
Get it up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2015, 22:16:47 PM
then you`ll need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2015, 08:21:59 AM
a good book
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 21, 2015, 13:29:13 PM
To read instead
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2015, 17:19:35 PM
the carnal delights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 21, 2015, 21:08:34 PM
Which some people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2015, 22:09:00 PM

Practice on a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 22, 2015, 07:20:24 AM
Old Yorkshire sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2015, 08:42:03 AM
with nice eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2015, 11:27:36 AM

And a coat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 22, 2015, 22:39:55 PM
All fluffy and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 23, 2015, 06:59:25 AM
filled with sequins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 08:15:05 AM
To make it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 08:56:18 AM
sparkle at night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 08:58:53 AM
To attract the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 09:00:37 AM
desperate Yorkshire men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:03:39 AM
And striking railway
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 09:04:59 AM
left wing wasters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:08:29 AM
With no loyalty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 09:09:22 AM
or moral compass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2015, 09:11:02 AM

Who just think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 09:11:40 AM
of their selves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:13:19 AM
And not the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 09:13:57 AM
fare paying commuters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:16:03 AM
Who pay extortionate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 09:16:54 AM
amounts of money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:17:49 AM
For a dreadful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2015, 09:30:03 AM
Maggie privatised services
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:31:34 AM
Destroying all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2015, 09:32:16 AM
Work the unions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:34:01 AM
Had done to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2015, 09:35:38 AM
Help build a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:37:03 AM
Great nation before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2015, 09:38:19 AM
Life wrecker Maggie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:40:02 AM
And her fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2015, 09:41:18 AM
Cat golfing mates  ???
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2015, 09:45:24 AM
Destroyed all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2015, 15:51:51 PM
Disastrous nationalised industries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2015, 19:16:22 PM
Lining tory pockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2015, 21:30:31 PM

And winding up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2015, 06:29:30 AM
All the good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2015, 07:10:34 AM
British establishments that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2015, 07:29:19 AM
Knew how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 08:09:05 AM
waste taxpayers money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2015, 08:29:52 AM
On government pensions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 13:46:11 PM
and union business
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2015, 14:26:02 PM
With golf days
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 14:59:21 PM
Taken as holiday
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 24, 2015, 15:07:23 PM
in sunny Caleta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2015, 16:09:14 PM
Where they play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 18:14:09 PM
spot the Yorky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 24, 2015, 18:31:28 PM

Hiding in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 18:43:27 PM
loo avoiding buying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2015, 19:38:08 PM
His Lancastrian mate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 21:00:21 PM
A lady for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2015, 22:55:41 PM
The night whilst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 06:59:32 AM
Keeping his Thai
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 07:37:42 AM
Bride happy at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 08:29:16 AM
the mill weaving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 15:30:42 PM
His woolly Blackburn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2015, 15:39:18 PM
hat made of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 17:07:19 PM
Of finest mohair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 18:11:32 PM
from Mo Farah's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2015, 18:27:34 PM

Hairy under arms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 20:00:01 PM
Which is more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 20:31:46 PM
A scent that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 20:53:05 PM
Reminds Bob of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 20:54:20 PM
Smelly southerners who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 20:56:26 PM
 eat rotten eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2015, 20:59:01 PM
(we never do)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 21:00:45 PM
Yes you do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2015, 21:01:49 PM
they are disgusting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 21:03:45 PM
Except for cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 21:04:18 PM
Cos Dave loves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2015, 21:05:41 PM
everything about Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 21:07:34 PM
Flat beer and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 21:08:31 PM
Free supermarket coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 21:09:57 PM
And disrespectful northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2015, 21:11:33 PM
who talk a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2015, 21:13:31 PM

Load of rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 21:14:47 PM
In cockeneees eyes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 21:15:10 PM
And whinge about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2015, 21:17:48 PM

The superior southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 21:18:57 PM
Food parcels that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 21:20:24 PM
We send them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2015, 21:22:06 PM

To distribute back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 21:23:15 PM
After eating the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 21:23:57 PM
Rancid jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 21:24:44 PM
Which they love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 21:27:58 PM
To dip in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2015, 21:28:50 PM
Overpriced Flat beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2015, 21:29:59 PM

Sent down from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2015, 21:30:53 PM
The Essex slums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2015, 22:19:39 PM
Created by northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2015, 07:20:14 AM
For workshy southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2015, 08:27:12 AM
and railway workers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2015, 13:30:30 PM
From Anglia railways
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2015, 16:54:00 PM
Abellio or something
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2015, 20:10:02 PM
That baffles tory
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2015, 21:50:33 PM
Upstanding fellows who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2015, 23:04:27 PM
Quaff champers at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2015, 08:34:04 AM
Morrisons open night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 27, 2015, 18:38:23 PM
Where jonny likes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2015, 18:40:20 PM
to browse the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2015, 19:45:29 PM

Underwear section that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2015, 05:26:58 AM
Contain his favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 28, 2015, 06:38:06 AM
thongs and bras
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2015, 08:36:22 AM
that don't ride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2015, 09:05:13 AM

Too well up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2015, 13:17:53 PM
His well padded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2015, 13:37:44 PM
Lunch box which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2015, 16:52:05 PM
Is actually an
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2015, 19:43:43 PM
oversize black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2015, 19:46:53 PM

Making Jon think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2015, 19:49:00 PM
to start dieting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2015, 19:50:33 PM

So nobody calls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2015, 19:52:26 PM
him lard asre
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2015, 19:55:47 PM

As Jon is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2015, 19:59:29 PM
wearing ear plugs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2015, 20:02:21 PM

And is very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2015, 20:04:29 PM
happy that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2015, 20:07:18 PM

Weighs more than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2015, 08:02:37 AM
Bob and Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2015, 10:25:34 AM

But has started
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2015, 10:28:16 AM
To keep fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2015, 10:29:38 AM

By walking whippet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2015, 10:39:03 AM
To the club
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2015, 21:57:26 PM
For his daily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2015, 07:07:51 AM
Dose of exercise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2015, 08:05:25 AM
And beetroot sarnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2015, 08:19:57 AM
A true delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2015, 08:21:30 AM
From backwards Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2015, 08:25:07 AM
In dingles eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2015, 08:25:56 AM
Living in Burnley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2015, 08:30:14 AM
Or in Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2015, 08:31:22 AM
Next to Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2015, 08:36:49 AM
Where Dee likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2015, 08:41:08 AM
To sunbathe with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2015, 08:46:35 AM
Dave rubbing oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 30, 2015, 11:48:59 AM
all over his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2015, 11:50:20 AM
barbequed jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2015, 14:21:12 PM
Which he brought
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2015, 20:17:48 PM
for Jon's delight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2015, 20:40:13 PM
And treat dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 31, 2015, 06:46:45 AM
to dinner at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2015, 07:40:59 AM
Chaveta's finest McDonald's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2015, 08:00:52 AM
Where dave goes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2015, 08:10:31 AM
every 50 years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2015, 08:20:34 AM
To celebrate his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2015, 08:37:07 AM
Love of Gareth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2015, 17:34:50 PM
and his wonderful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2015, 17:38:20 PM
Array of dives
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2015, 17:39:07 PM
which he frequents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2015, 18:27:32 PM
With his mate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2015, 08:19:23 AM
and buys plenty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2015, 13:40:36 PM
Of cheap booze
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2015, 14:43:27 PM
from the travelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2015, 15:38:16 PM
Eastender barrow boy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2015, 16:40:59 PM
And diamond geezer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2015, 18:25:49 PM

Who is found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2015, 19:35:44 PM
In maccy d,s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2015, 21:17:47 PM
Bob's favourite haunt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2015, 06:34:27 AM
Where dave eats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2015, 08:36:34 AM
lobster thermador with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 02, 2015, 09:47:23 AM

Mushy peas and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2015, 13:01:02 PM
The finest caviar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2015, 21:30:03 PM
That he cant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2015, 21:55:42 PM
Get Jon to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2015, 05:11:01 AM
Eat without beetroot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2015, 09:09:31 AM
and black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2015, 13:37:15 PM
True Yorkshire delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2015, 16:46:57 PM
That jon loved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2015, 17:13:16 PM
To pack for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2015, 19:01:47 PM

His holiday to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2015, 19:51:35 PM
Inflict on local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2015, 21:04:54 PM
Essex chicks who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2015, 08:12:43 AM

Rebuf Jon with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2015, 08:16:48 AM
a sharp comment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2015, 09:23:11 AM
About feminine Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2015, 12:18:29 PM

That are really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2015, 18:19:51 PM
Just camp boys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2015, 21:47:54 PM
From Preston who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2015, 04:44:43 AM
Who support Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2015, 07:14:54 AM

As their local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2015, 08:33:33 AM
bunch of losers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2015, 17:17:53 PM

Just don't cut
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2015, 19:07:11 PM
The ice with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2015, 19:07:52 PM
Eskimoes from Greenland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2015, 19:08:54 PM
Where they eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2015, 19:09:50 PM
Raw seal with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2015, 19:10:45 PM
 Jon's tomato ketchup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2015, 19:18:44 PM
And fried beetroot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2015, 08:15:16 AM
To ensure that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2015, 08:42:57 AM
nobody will steal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 06, 2015, 20:24:29 PM
Them before they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2015, 21:12:03 PM
Are admitted to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2015, 03:30:32 AM
The local asylum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 07, 2015, 07:11:41 AM
For treatment to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2015, 08:28:46 AM
understand the complicated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2015, 15:47:05 PM
Rituals of cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2015, 17:24:11 PM
Enormous brain capacity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2015, 17:54:44 PM
Sadly all empty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2015, 19:51:20 PM

Due to being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2015, 20:24:20 PM
Mushy and mouldy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2015, 21:40:44 PM

Just like the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2015, 21:59:56 PM
Overcooked jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2015, 07:04:55 AM

That are exported
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2015, 07:06:04 AM
To caleta  for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2015, 07:14:30 AM

The visiting northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2015, 07:16:40 AM
To stare in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2015, 08:21:22 AM
silence after failing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2015, 12:42:58 PM
To understand the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2015, 17:21:36 PM
Superior southern intellect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2015, 20:14:25 PM
In total stupidity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2015, 22:12:26 PM
Of Lancashire folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2015, 06:57:19 AM
Who are superior
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2015, 08:37:10 AM
at whinging about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2015, 09:36:51 AM

Anything and everything
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2015, 15:55:05 PM
Because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2015, 17:37:29 PM

As grumpy as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2015, 18:10:27 PM
All them cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2015, 18:19:58 PM
bored by northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2015, 19:18:14 PM

Numpties mithering on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 10, 2015, 05:26:14 AM
About southern softies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2015, 07:24:07 AM

Who drink shandy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2015, 08:12:41 AM
and drink within
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2015, 19:13:41 PM

Their own limits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 10, 2015, 20:26:40 PM
Thats two pints
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2015, 22:35:54 PM
So that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2015, 03:36:18 AM
Are compas mentus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2015, 06:23:58 AM
Until dinner time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2015, 08:55:05 AM
at 8pm when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2015, 11:51:52 AM

Jon opens his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2015, 12:11:16 PM
Pink man bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2015, 14:56:49 PM
And pulls out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2015, 18:04:22 PM
His moisturizing cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2015, 18:11:11 PM

And rubs it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2015, 18:51:08 PM
deeply into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2015, 19:02:59 PM

Only bestest mate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2015, 19:06:02 PM
best developed features
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2015, 20:34:24 PM
Whilst under the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2015, 21:14:16 PM
the influence of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2015, 07:30:10 AM
His favourite tipple
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2015, 08:03:02 AM
that Bob bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2015, 08:05:39 AM
On sunday night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2015, 08:20:17 AM
Whilst on strike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2015, 10:11:19 AM
Because he wanted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2015, 14:20:30 PM
to squeeze the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2015, 18:17:15 PM

Next pay rise
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2015, 20:50:24 PM
To fund his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 13, 2015, 07:19:44 AM
Trip to Argentina
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2015, 10:04:11 AM
to meet Ardiles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 13, 2015, 11:04:50 AM
After retiring from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2015, 16:51:33 PM
The local football
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2015, 19:39:54 PM

Team in north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2015, 20:41:57 PM
West where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 14, 2015, 07:01:15 AM

Eat meat pies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2015, 08:19:34 AM
and race whippets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 14, 2015, 08:31:45 AM

Wearing flat caps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2015, 18:27:42 PM
and smoking Capstan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 14, 2015, 20:50:30 PM

Waiting for pigeons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 07:11:07 AM
Pooing on cockeneees


Whippets with flat caps that could take off  ;) ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 07:12:31 AM

To move north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 07:13:44 AM
Because their pensions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 07:17:13 AM

Go much further
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 07:18:12 AM
Being bloated plutocrats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 07:19:44 AM

And living in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 07:20:48 AM
7 bedroomed houses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 07:23:12 AM

Which are the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 07:24:25 AM
Norm for rich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 07:27:06 AM

Southerners who emigrate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 07:27:43 AM
For better life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 07:29:00 AM

And not understand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 07:58:57 AM
The proper language
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 10:26:29 AM

Spoken by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 14:06:58 PM
Proper northern people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 14:18:52 PM

Who put t'in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 17:47:24 PM
In all they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 20:03:51 PM

Say and splutter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 21:24:06 PM
Which still is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2015, 21:59:10 PM

Normal practice for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2015, 22:14:36 PM
Cockenees who imitate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2015, 06:39:41 AM

With good effect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2015, 08:16:31 AM
A strange noise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2015, 08:55:58 AM

Created by our
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2015, 09:30:30 AM
opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body which is  ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2015, 10:28:39 AM
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on September 16, 2015, 09:30:30 AM
opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body which is  ;D

;D ;D ;D ;D

Red card Bob too many words  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2015, 13:50:23 PM
think he typed ars* and the extra words were added by the system

where Bob's brains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2015, 19:49:57 PM
Correct Dave you cant type A.r.s.e



Can remember what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2015, 21:23:56 PM
was said by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2015, 22:02:35 PM
Looking deep into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2015, 06:42:24 AM

Jons wallet which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 17, 2015, 07:57:17 AM
Was full of
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Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2015, 14:04:43 PM
IOUs made out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2015, 18:18:29 PM

To Red Ruski
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2015, 18:19:27 PM
the TUC baron
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Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2015, 18:24:06 PM

Who has gone
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Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2015, 18:24:57 PM
further left than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2015, 18:28:54 PM

Jeremy Corbyn the
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Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2015, 18:47:04 PM
Citizen Smith lookalike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2015, 19:02:49 PM

Admired by the
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Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2015, 19:55:04 PM
Blackburn Trotsky association
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Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2015, 20:23:21 PM

Temporarily located in
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 17, 2015, 23:37:13 PM
The republic of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2015, 08:42:44 AM
Burnley famous for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2015, 12:35:41 PM

Meat pies and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2015, 19:12:52 PM
Six fingered folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2015, 20:32:51 PM
Who marry sisters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 19, 2015, 08:09:45 AM
And brothers so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2015, 08:15:42 AM
One big inbred
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 19, 2015, 09:39:17 AM
Burnley family can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2015, 10:04:35 AM
fill a street
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2015, 19:27:09 PM
And can confuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2015, 07:57:46 AM
Cockeneeeeees by using
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2015, 10:27:55 AM
unintelligible northern slang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2015, 17:38:34 PM
Thats the proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2015, 21:04:09 PM
Abortion of English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 08:09:09 AM
Spoken correctly so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2015, 08:38:33 AM
Posh cockeneees can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 08:48:54 AM
Be fat cats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2015, 08:49:40 AM
Playing golf with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 08:51:25 AM
The Caleta chavs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2015, 08:52:41 AM
visiting from Corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 08:54:33 AM
The best part
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2015, 08:55:51 AM
of Caleta being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 09:04:42 AM
The strip joint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2015, 10:15:43 AM

Which is packed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 14:08:07 PM
With dirty old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2015, 14:14:03 PM
Posh cockeneeeee golfers ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 14:44:31 PM
Drooling over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2015, 15:29:10 PM
vibrant young bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 16:26:26 PM
Of male escorts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2015, 16:27:30 PM
Shipped in especially
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 16:28:37 PM
For Cockeneeeee pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2015, 16:32:12 PM
With money to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 21, 2015, 16:36:27 PM
ask about Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 16:37:46 PM
The union man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2015, 16:38:25 PM
Who is known
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 21, 2015, 16:38:52 PM
for going on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2015, 16:45:53 PM
About jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 21, 2015, 16:48:16 PM
that we never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2015, 16:53:09 PM
Eat enough of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2015, 08:30:53 AM
According to Tubby
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2015, 09:48:42 AM
that famous Londoner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2015, 10:31:11 AM
From Camden market
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2015, 10:32:20 AM

Who sells all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2015, 12:52:28 PM
(Tut tut Pettycoat Lane Jon)

type of shellfish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 22, 2015, 17:02:33 PM
Covered in jelly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2015, 17:07:23 PM
and strawberry blancmange
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 22, 2015, 17:09:55 PM
Which quite disgusting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2015, 18:02:04 PM
Unless you have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2015, 18:31:17 PM

A northern pallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2015, 19:03:50 PM
Refined and delicate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2015, 19:26:44 PM
After digesting back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2015, 22:04:50 PM
The finest foods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 22, 2015, 23:44:35 PM
From the north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2015, 08:04:52 AM
Bradford food bank
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 23, 2015, 08:12:48 AM
Who sent supplies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2015, 08:40:48 AM
to Jon's favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2015, 10:09:31 AM

Pub where both
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2015, 12:26:56 PM
The northern numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2015, 12:29:00 PM

Chomp on curried
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2015, 15:16:07 PM
black pudding and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2015, 19:39:09 PM
Proper creamy ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 00:00:21 AM
Without anything jellied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 24, 2015, 06:41:00 AM

As the northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2015, 09:49:11 AM
cannot appreciate delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 11:37:16 AM
that southern cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 24, 2015, 11:40:13 AM

Including her Majesty
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 11:41:14 AM
who is German
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2015, 12:28:41 PM
sausage importer for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 12:59:31 PM
all the greeks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2015, 17:39:23 PM
Who smash plates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 18:21:06 PM
For the fun
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2015, 19:04:30 PM
before sending republicans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 20:41:06 PM
To the gallows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2015, 20:43:07 PM
And their heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2015, 20:45:46 PM
To Tubby the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 20:51:32 PM
Jellied eel man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2015, 20:57:10 PM
To mince up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 20:58:32 PM
To Suffolk to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2015, 20:59:27 PM
Impress the fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 21:00:13 PM
Cat golfers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 24, 2015, 21:09:03 PM

Send the jellied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2015, 21:14:59 PM
Eels to dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2015, 21:16:35 PM
So she can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2015, 06:50:10 AM
move her Pole
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2015, 08:43:21 AM
into the garage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2015, 13:36:48 PM
To entertain Paul
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2015, 15:27:44 PM
who likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2015, 16:55:36 PM
Stuff 10 pound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2015, 07:56:50 AM

Into Dee's skimpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2015, 16:36:19 PM
Corralejo kiss-me-quick hat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2015, 17:17:57 PM
Which jon bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2015, 23:49:21 PM

Out of Bob's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 27, 2015, 05:43:14 AM
Money he owed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2015, 08:23:42 AM
For losing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 27, 2015, 10:20:10 AM
Bets which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2015, 21:45:56 PM
Was tricked into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 28, 2015, 05:18:46 AM
When he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2015, 08:16:15 AM
Drunk at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2015, 08:25:37 AM
TOTT after devouring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2015, 08:37:12 AM
The finest champagne
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2015, 09:16:35 AM

That ten euros
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2015, 15:26:50 PM
can buy before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2015, 15:58:33 PM
Doing a runner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2015, 17:30:21 PM
Leaving Dee to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 28, 2015, 19:59:13 PM
Iron her own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2015, 20:30:05 PM
Washing causing her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 28, 2015, 20:34:25 PM
cases to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2015, 23:04:24 PM
Left at Birmingham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2015, 02:55:10 AM
So she had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2015, 09:24:05 AM
sunbathe without any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2015, 10:12:32 AM
Clothes on causing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2015, 12:46:19 PM
the Germans to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2015, 12:52:20 PM
Get all frisky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2015, 15:16:11 PM
And start fondling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2015, 16:27:48 PM
With there little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2015, 16:56:57 PM
sun cream covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2015, 17:48:39 PM
Bits which were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2015, 19:23:06 PM
Reacting to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2015, 19:59:15 PM
Sight of Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 30, 2015, 07:25:27 AM
blinded them all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 09:24:52 AM
when they pulled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 12:41:32 PM
Off their own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 15:38:35 PM
swim wear to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 19:00:10 PM
Show what they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 19:01:27 PM
Had to offer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 19:02:19 PM
And the girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 19:04:17 PM
Had to laugh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 19:05:46 PM
At what Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 19:07:27 PM
Was eagerly displaying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 19:08:20 PM
In the dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 19:10:00 PM
But it failed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 19:11:39 PM
And they just
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 19:12:36 PM
Stroked it until
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 19:14:05 PM
It burst into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 19:15:38 PM
Flames an burnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2015, 19:43:30 PM
Cockeneee Daves bum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 30, 2015, 19:54:35 PM
so he rubbed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2015, 20:19:31 PM
Sand into his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2015, 20:30:58 PM
Jellied eels to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2015, 21:19:38 PM
Make his syrup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 30, 2015, 22:21:46 PM

Stick fast on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 01, 2015, 07:21:12 AM
because on Ryanair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2015, 07:49:35 AM
Will charge him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2015, 09:04:50 AM

For extra luggage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2015, 09:18:12 AM
and requiring special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2015, 15:21:14 PM
Assistance with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2015, 15:23:17 PM
Box of syrups
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2015, 22:14:18 PM
Of many colours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2015, 00:38:53 AM

And varying degrees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2015, 06:19:52 AM
Of length to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2015, 08:53:51 AM
support his disguises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2015, 09:55:39 AM

As a middle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2015, 12:10:00 PM
Aged person who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2015, 16:39:08 PM
Belies his years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2015, 08:13:08 AM
Cos he does
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2015, 10:05:49 AM
50 press ups
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2015, 12:58:29 PM

In a day
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2015, 13:36:53 PM
That starts with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2015, 14:15:01 PM
A nice cup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2015, 17:03:26 PM
Of Earl Grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2015, 22:25:21 PM

And a croissant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2015, 07:28:32 AM
With lurpak butter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 04, 2015, 07:30:40 AM
which gives him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2015, 07:52:19 AM
Strength to undertake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2015, 08:16:50 AM
Putting on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2015, 09:18:28 AM

Syrup on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2015, 09:24:41 AM
bald mate Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2015, 09:53:41 AM
The sex god
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2015, 13:01:20 PM

In his dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2015, 13:14:56 PM
He persues his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2015, 14:59:30 PM
Beautiful Essex princess
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2015, 16:35:32 PM
across the dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 05, 2015, 19:02:32 PM

Stumbling head first
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2015, 23:31:00 PM
Into her pair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2015, 07:32:26 AM

Of extremely large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2015, 08:20:58 AM
But perfectly formed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2015, 08:40:03 AM
sand castles which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2015, 10:38:38 AM
She had lovingly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2015, 13:19:50 PM
built styled on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2015, 14:39:49 PM
Nelson Mandela towers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2015, 15:15:32 PM
Where Pauls penthouse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2015, 15:49:53 PM
Overlooks the nudist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2015, 17:16:06 PM

Beach at Jandia
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2015, 18:37:55 PM
Where the lovely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2015, 19:09:44 PM
Ladies show off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2015, 19:49:01 PM
Their well toned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2015, 19:58:49 PM
Upper thighs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2015, 20:15:27 PM
Get Dave aroused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2015, 22:42:09 PM
Because it was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2015, 07:24:41 AM
The first time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2015, 07:36:28 AM
For twenty years
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2015, 08:53:34 AM
that Jon bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2015, 10:44:55 AM
A round in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2015, 14:11:47 PM
As per usual
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2015, 16:01:06 PM
Because he doesn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2015, 18:18:00 PM
Know where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2015, 18:21:36 PM
Others have gone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2015, 18:48:32 PM
But the toilets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2015, 19:07:51 PM
Are safe for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2015, 20:52:29 PM
Bob and Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2015, 23:44:35 PM
As jons finished
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 08, 2015, 05:49:28 AM
his tenth pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2015, 08:13:36 AM
And just wets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 09:36:18 AM
himself when asked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 12:05:14 PM
Spurs premiership chances
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 12:39:05 PM
of relegation this
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2015, 13:08:21 PM
time are quite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 13:09:03 PM
High because Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2015, 13:10:08 PM
flatter to decieve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 13:12:01 PM
But northern experts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2015, 13:14:48 PM
all know that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 13:47:56 PM
Yorkshire haven't any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2015, 14:20:04 PM

Teams in t'premiership
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 16:13:00 PM
And know nowt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2015, 17:59:18 PM
About real tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 20:12:03 PM
Drinking southern poufters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2015, 21:11:42 PM
With China cups
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Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 21:14:05 PM
And discerning tastes
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 21:15:27 PM
For cream puffs
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Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 21:16:09 PM
And strong ale
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 21:17:02 PM
Served very flat
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Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 21:18:24 PM
But full bodied
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 21:22:28 PM
And tasting sour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2015, 21:24:18 PM
For northern customers
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Post by: dee-dee on October 08, 2015, 21:33:30 PM
that look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 21:34:45 PM
Real hunky men
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Post by: dee-dee on October 08, 2015, 21:42:21 PM
with beer bellies
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2015, 21:43:36 PM
All paid for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 08, 2015, 21:48:55 PM
by their wives
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2015, 08:59:30 AM
to get them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2015, 09:19:59 AM

Fattened up for
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2015, 16:05:02 PM
Playing golf with
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Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2015, 17:06:34 PM
The local movers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2015, 17:45:03 PM
On their buggies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2015, 19:19:50 PM
Who they know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2015, 23:04:58 PM
Are lazy bas##ds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2015, 09:03:17 AM

From up North
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2015, 09:06:57 AM
Quite near Watford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2015, 09:24:57 AM
where their train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2015, 17:31:41 PM

Was cancelled due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2015, 23:41:47 PM
To lazy cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2015, 02:57:36 AM

Not switching on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2015, 07:10:51 AM
Their alarm clocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2015, 07:51:22 AM
Because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2015, 09:42:09 AM
overpaid union representatives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2015, 10:06:22 AM
Striking at every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2015, 10:34:58 AM
few weeks so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2015, 16:47:38 PM
They get time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2015, 20:50:54 PM

To spend walking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2015, 20:52:49 PM
All over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2015, 20:58:25 PM

Poor downtrodden workers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2015, 05:42:18 AM
At the office
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 12, 2015, 07:28:13 AM
behind the photo-copier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2015, 07:41:23 AM

Fiddling with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2015, 07:46:48 AM
Sexy secretary who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2015, 09:43:41 AM
is up for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2015, 12:14:09 PM
A bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2015, 13:13:47 PM
Slap and tickle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2015, 13:26:47 PM

Over the boss's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2015, 14:44:37 PM
desk before getting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2015, 15:54:25 PM
A nice little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2015, 16:15:08 PM
Rise and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2015, 17:27:20 PM
Perks from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2015, 18:36:54 PM

Seedy boss that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2015, 18:46:20 PM
Jon trained personally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2015, 19:12:32 PM

In his role
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2015, 20:40:48 PM
Of chief training
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2015, 21:42:24 PM

Barman in t'golf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2015, 08:00:23 AM
Club where fatcat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2015, 09:07:29 AM
bar manager enjoys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2015, 11:54:21 AM
The occasional romp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2015, 12:08:05 PM

With the caddy
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2015, 13:14:23 PM
From Sweden who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2015, 14:33:48 PM

Also doubles up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2015, 14:36:06 PM
with lady captain
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Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2015, 14:37:31 PM

And entertains the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2015, 14:39:32 PM
local vicar to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2015, 15:17:00 PM
Sing Daves praises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2015, 15:51:40 PM
After he saves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2015, 16:21:49 PM
His life by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2015, 16:32:20 PM
Kissing him on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2015, 16:51:24 PM
A lump on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2015, 17:09:43 PM
The inside of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2015, 17:32:10 PM
His left testicle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2015, 18:06:05 PM
Because he knew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2015, 19:09:00 PM
That would please
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 14, 2015, 05:44:18 AM
him so much
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 08:01:35 AM
making him a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 09:13:43 AM
hero to deranged
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 10:07:20 AM
Northerners and Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 10:25:36 AM
due to his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 13:26:22 PM
Saving of clergymen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 13:29:59 PM
from Yorkshire who
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Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2015, 13:35:01 PM

Regularly fiddle with
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Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 14:02:03 PM
Young boys and
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 14, 2015, 14:58:48 PM
oap,s from Suffolk ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 16:15:20 PM
Upstanding folk championing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2015, 16:27:43 PM

For more pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 16:35:41 PM
Funds to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 17:15:25 PM
Paid to needy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 14, 2015, 17:30:52 PM
clergymen who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 17:57:45 PM
Very grateful that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2015, 19:05:25 PM

They haven't been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 19:13:18 PM
Romanced by Jon
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 14, 2015, 19:46:15 PM
Only molested by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 19:56:37 PM
The Preston stroller
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 20:33:38 PM
Who comes from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 20:34:27 PM
Burnley but wont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 20:36:10 PM
Admit to having
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2015, 20:36:54 PM
six fingers on
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 20:42:13 PM
His left foot
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Post by: dee-dee on October 14, 2015, 20:52:54 PM
so his shoes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2015, 21:54:14 PM
Left him in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 15, 2015, 05:49:27 AM
a tricky situation
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2015, 07:33:04 AM
When trying to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2015, 09:36:12 AM
use them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2015, 12:32:59 PM
Cycle across the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2015, 12:50:23 PM

Golf course in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 15, 2015, 12:51:28 PM
Pursuit of reverend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2015, 12:53:42 PM

Ardon and his
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 15, 2015, 15:33:04 PM
Bag of syrups
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Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2015, 15:51:50 PM
bursting out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2015, 18:11:23 PM

His budgie smugglers
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 15, 2015, 18:42:45 PM
Like spiders legs
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Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2015, 19:00:47 PM
Exciting his princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2015, 04:52:45 AM
Who became all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 16, 2015, 08:57:16 AM

Hot and flustered
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2015, 14:33:50 PM
and grabbed his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2015, 18:13:01 PM
Big bulging wallet
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2015, 18:58:52 PM
And distributed the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 17, 2015, 03:51:12 AM
Contents into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2015, 09:29:05 AM
hands of Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2015, 10:20:43 AM

Who promptly took
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2015, 10:25:24 AM
the white fivers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 18, 2015, 09:38:29 AM
Knowing they were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2015, 09:49:11 AM

Hooky and took
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2015, 14:44:02 PM
some real notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 18, 2015, 17:59:47 PM
To spend on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2015, 08:21:44 AM
new hiking boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2015, 10:20:04 AM
Because Fuertes terrain
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Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2015, 11:14:55 AM
is rugged like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 20, 2015, 05:46:05 AM
his fancy men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2015, 10:24:34 AM
Who admire his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2015, 10:47:33 AM
Fake Cockeeeneee accent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2015, 13:17:06 PM
that he uses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2015, 15:26:40 PM
When in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 20, 2015, 15:38:28 PM
land of nod
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2015, 16:42:47 PM
Dreaming of being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 20, 2015, 19:37:19 PM
Stamford Bridge where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2015, 19:57:16 PM
Proper football is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 20, 2015, 20:30:46 PM
Played by Londons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2015, 20:33:34 PM

Premier league bottom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2015, 08:22:40 AM
London side who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2015, 09:46:09 AM
Have king José
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2015, 10:27:48 AM

And a dirty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2015, 14:47:10 PM
Costa who cheats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2015, 15:08:04 PM
When playing poker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2015, 15:49:43 PM
With diving Gareth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2015, 18:29:11 PM
dealing from bottom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2015, 18:46:02 PM
Of the pack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2015, 20:46:54 PM
Fooling the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2015, 22:04:40 PM
Tottenham numpties who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2015, 23:09:26 PM
Are completly thick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2015, 03:08:19 AM
And talk funny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2015, 06:36:43 AM

Just like their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 22, 2015, 07:29:37 AM
Gooner friends from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 08:17:01 AM
France and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2015, 08:55:32 AM

Far flung places
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 12:00:53 PM
Other than England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2015, 13:11:51 PM
Where northerners rule
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 13:15:21 PM
Their weak husbands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2015, 13:16:19 PM
Imported from ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 13:18:45 PM
Massachusetts to tackle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2015, 13:20:23 PM
The Essex girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 13:21:30 PM
At mixed rugby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2015, 13:23:55 PM
Where the hooker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 13:25:01 PM
Gets hold of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2015, 13:35:54 PM

The scrum by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2015, 14:42:44 PM
The short and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 16:00:42 PM
Dangerous little Yorkie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2015, 19:20:53 PM

Terrier called Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 22, 2015, 19:44:58 PM
Who yaps all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 20:13:24 PM
Of the time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2015, 20:18:14 PM

And cocks his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2015, 21:43:34 PM
Leg whenever he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2015, 22:53:52 PM
Sees a cockeneeeeee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2015, 03:39:28 AM
Who are the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2015, 08:35:08 AM
best dog kickers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2015, 10:11:41 AM

South of Rosario
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2015, 13:17:06 PM
Because Chavetta is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2015, 13:18:14 PM
Bob's dream location
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2015, 13:20:17 PM
To quickly leave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2015, 13:22:50 PM
his worldly goods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2015, 13:31:03 PM
To Chavettas poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2015, 14:39:04 PM

Golf course owners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2015, 16:18:43 PM
Leaving his body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2015, 18:13:29 PM
To the ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2015, 18:57:17 PM
at the Paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2015, 07:54:41 AM
Club to practice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2015, 09:34:25 AM
his trouser department
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2015, 09:53:53 AM
To Massage his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2015, 13:23:49 PM
Tender overworked little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 24, 2015, 20:05:08 PM
Todger which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2015, 20:20:41 PM
Red raw due
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 25, 2015, 07:41:56 AM
The sandpaper that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2015, 08:44:19 AM
He kept in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 25, 2015, 17:34:04 PM

His budgie smugglers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2015, 17:35:46 PM
That were padded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 25, 2015, 18:45:54 PM
To make him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2015, 19:29:25 PM
As well hung
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 25, 2015, 20:01:25 PM

As a worm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 26, 2015, 06:45:37 AM
Flattened by a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2015, 08:04:17 AM
a steam roller
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2015, 08:27:06 AM
Which impressed the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2015, 12:55:25 PM
local weight watchers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2015, 14:42:57 PM
Who adored his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 26, 2015, 15:00:56 PM

Svelt like figure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2015, 15:17:30 PM
That reminded them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2015, 16:07:33 PM
Of Charles Hawtrey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2015, 17:07:00 PM
In carry on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2015, 19:32:06 PM
Up the Khyber
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 26, 2015, 20:04:51 PM
Where the curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 26, 2015, 21:22:28 PM
was always hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 26, 2015, 23:04:23 PM
And gave you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2015, 06:46:07 AM

The Trotskies as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 27, 2015, 07:26:06 AM
A good clear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2015, 12:20:55 PM
Out like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2015, 16:29:22 PM
Ring of fire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2015, 17:18:43 PM
With petrol poured
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 27, 2015, 17:26:02 PM
onto the fire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2015, 20:39:21 PM
Making him scream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2015, 22:10:58 PM

Like a banshee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 27, 2015, 22:53:44 PM
So Everyone heard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2015, 06:45:10 AM

How much of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2015, 07:18:11 AM
A wimp he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2015, 07:33:52 AM
Really was and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2015, 07:35:05 AM
Not a tough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2015, 07:36:13 AM
Old boot that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2015, 08:16:59 AM
he pretends to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2015, 09:59:08 AM

Be hidden behind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2015, 10:35:38 AM
The apron strings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2015, 12:33:22 PM
But he really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2015, 12:48:50 PM

Is a domestic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2015, 13:46:35 PM
Goddess who prefers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2015, 16:12:51 PM
Wearing rubber gloves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 28, 2015, 20:00:27 PM
because he likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2015, 03:44:40 AM
The feel of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2015, 07:14:40 AM
The latex on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2015, 08:28:38 AM
his gnarled old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2015, 11:37:09 AM
hands which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2015, 14:04:07 PM
Blames on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2015, 16:34:22 PM
cold wind blowing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2015, 16:55:34 PM
In his Burnley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2015, 18:35:11 PM
Home where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2015, 19:01:07 PM
Counts to 14
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2015, 22:07:51 PM
On his extra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2015, 00:30:18 AM
Fingers because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2015, 07:09:26 AM
Is a true
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 30, 2015, 07:11:43 AM

Inbreed who married
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2015, 07:14:08 AM
Into Them Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2015, 08:09:59 AM
dales where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 30, 2015, 10:42:34 AM

Sheep are scared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2015, 12:26:04 PM
Of touring cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 30, 2015, 12:46:11 PM

Who come to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2015, 13:52:03 PM
Get fresh air
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2015, 16:20:33 PM
And mock local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2015, 17:02:10 PM
sheep shaggers who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2015, 17:16:50 PM
Are not choosey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2015, 18:45:34 PM
To what wooly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 30, 2015, 19:37:56 PM

Beast they pick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2015, 09:00:43 AM
and spend their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2015, 09:01:14 AM
Time and affection
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2015, 09:02:00 AM
to build a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2015, 09:02:54 AM
Bonding relationship with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2015, 09:04:21 AM
intentions to make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2015, 10:07:41 AM
The black sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2015, 14:25:00 PM
talk proper Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2015, 19:14:19 PM

Which is more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2015, 19:15:27 PM
Than jon does
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2015, 07:32:55 AM
Cos he's skint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 01, 2015, 08:01:14 AM
in his dreams  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2015, 08:12:41 AM
Dee wears skimpy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 01, 2015, 08:14:10 AM
very squeaky flip-flops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2015, 08:19:29 AM
And nothing else
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2015, 08:29:25 AM
Whilst ironing her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2015, 08:37:14 AM
Sexy black fishnets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2015, 08:38:38 AM
That she wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2015, 08:40:31 AM
With her white
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2015, 08:42:32 AM
6in stilletoes on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2015, 08:45:12 AM
Supping Tia Maria
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2015, 12:38:39 PM
While Jon's imagination
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2015, 12:45:27 PM
Is in overdrive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2015, 18:58:50 PM
And mansize Kleenex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2015, 22:24:14 PM
Were in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2015, 06:48:49 AM

Budgie smugglers ready
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2015, 07:20:26 AM
For the explosion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 08:14:41 AM
When he decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2015, 08:18:33 AM
It was time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 08:20:05 AM
To have a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2015, 08:20:53 AM
Pint of ruttles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 08:21:45 AM
To calm his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2015, 08:29:25 AM
nerves before he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2015, 08:36:18 AM
went along to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 08:37:51 AM
See the finest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2015, 08:38:37 AM
bodies from Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 08:41:22 AM
Parading along the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2015, 11:10:35 AM

Pier at Southend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 11:37:50 AM
Where Dave sneakily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2015, 11:52:04 AM
Flexes his muscular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 12:09:09 PM
Buttocks causing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2015, 12:22:36 PM
Walnuts to crack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2015, 14:24:56 PM
Before kicking sand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 14:44:39 PM
At poor Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2015, 15:52:41 PM
Who was just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2015, 16:12:58 PM
Hanging out her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2015, 17:01:12 PM
Selection of tasteful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2015, 19:24:45 PM

Peek a boo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2015, 21:59:43 PM
Knickers and bras
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2015, 00:06:36 AM
Which Dave sniffed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 03, 2015, 07:19:44 AM
When he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2015, 08:05:01 AM
taking libellous action
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2015, 08:13:51 AM

Against our northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2015, 08:38:03 AM
Superiors the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2015, 13:45:09 PM
Lawyers money can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2015, 14:00:41 PM
Buy to make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2015, 16:36:34 PM
Their pips squeak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2015, 17:37:23 PM
Giving Dave a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2015, 19:43:53 PM
Wad to invest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2015, 20:13:06 PM
In a new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2015, 21:27:49 PM

Villa and set
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2015, 21:43:25 PM
Of golf clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2015, 07:36:34 AM
Up in Corralejo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2015, 08:11:14 AM
to escape from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2015, 11:27:45 AM
The lesser beings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2015, 13:38:29 PM
Down in Chavetta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2015, 17:17:53 PM
Village called Tamaragua
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2015, 18:15:01 PM
Where the cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2015, 18:20:35 PM
Is brewed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2015, 19:02:12 PM

The northern Mafia
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2015, 20:54:41 PM
Who rule with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2015, 21:39:58 PM
An iron fist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 04, 2015, 22:13:43 PM
And clamp down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2015, 22:40:13 PM

The pipe work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2015, 23:13:53 PM
So Paul can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2015, 01:15:55 AM
Weigh it in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2015, 07:08:55 AM
Down Camden market
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2015, 07:32:28 AM
On dodgy Daves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2015, 08:33:35 AM
bent season ticket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2015, 09:37:11 AM
Used for watching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2015, 10:18:41 AM
Some iffy team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2015, 10:55:07 AM
Full of divers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2015, 12:18:01 PM
Who learned all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2015, 12:39:31 PM
From Welsh Gareth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2015, 13:44:49 PM
Who is class
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2015, 14:17:19 PM
At freestyle diving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 05, 2015, 16:12:16 PM
And has been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2015, 16:41:08 PM
The envy of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2015, 19:42:07 PM

Tom Daley for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2015, 19:58:54 PM
His youthful looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2015, 20:29:42 PM
And gay charms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2015, 07:40:32 AM
That he loves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2015, 07:45:40 AM
To parade in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2015, 08:12:43 AM
Bantie budgie smugglers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2015, 09:01:32 AM
with pink tassels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2015, 09:02:45 AM

And padded out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2015, 09:03:21 AM
with old copies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2015, 09:10:17 AM
Of men only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2015, 12:15:05 PM
So that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2015, 12:54:13 PM
Could give Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2015, 13:13:45 PM
a  quick flash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2015, 20:30:23 PM

Of Debbie does
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2015, 20:42:43 PM
Caleta golf club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2015, 07:42:08 AM

Which is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2015, 08:46:33 AM
One off because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2015, 08:52:21 AM
the selective nature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2015, 10:43:30 AM
Of the OAP,s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2015, 11:56:06 AM

From Corellejo are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2015, 13:08:36 PM
Big union men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2015, 16:24:42 PM
Striking over nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2015, 07:09:27 AM
Just to annoy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 08, 2015, 07:24:45 AM
the likes of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2015, 08:04:57 AM
Our tory boy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2015, 10:01:14 AM
Golfer from Chavetta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2015, 10:03:49 AM
Who saved a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2015, 10:08:53 AM
Priest from going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2015, 10:09:57 AM
To an early
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2015, 14:12:30 PM
Bath with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2015, 18:01:59 PM
Yorkshire poser who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2015, 18:07:11 PM
Who paraded around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2015, 18:08:37 PM
The Bradford Bull's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2015, 18:10:10 PM
New budgie smugglers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2015, 18:11:57 PM
And fake tan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2015, 18:13:05 PM
To impress the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 09, 2015, 05:44:10 AM
women at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2015, 08:21:51 AM
local WI branch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2015, 10:29:12 AM
With little chipolatas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2015, 11:14:32 AM

Wrapped in bacon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2015, 11:22:52 AM
Garnished with some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2015, 11:43:39 AM
Shriveled up grapes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2015, 13:10:41 PM

To look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2015, 13:57:04 PM
Something that Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2015, 17:09:00 PM
Would serve to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2015, 17:18:06 PM
His comrades at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2015, 18:27:29 PM

The Kremlin's annual
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2015, 19:24:02 PM
get together where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2015, 19:52:47 PM
Lenins coffin is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2015, 20:32:58 PM
Used as a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2015, 04:38:06 AM
Coffee table for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2015, 08:22:47 AM
lunch time dinner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 08:42:39 AM
And games of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2015, 09:24:44 AM
Strip poker with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 10:05:27 AM
The cockeneeees getting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 10, 2015, 11:15:59 AM

The upper hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2015, 12:50:02 PM
Due to cheating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2015, 12:56:51 PM
And better bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2015, 17:26:52 PM
Due to steroids
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 18:26:46 PM
Supplied by Russians
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2015, 19:15:10 PM
pals of Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 19:27:16 PM
Who recognised weak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 10, 2015, 20:05:12 PM

And vulnerable northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 20:09:46 PM
Who always win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2015, 20:10:54 PM
Against soft southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 20:12:56 PM
Who run to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2015, 20:13:35 PM
Their mummies when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 20:15:22 PM
We point out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 10, 2015, 21:10:05 PM

How rough and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2015, 21:34:55 PM
Uncouth they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2015, 22:48:51 PM
And that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 11, 2015, 05:51:09 AM
to pick fights
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2015, 07:43:12 AM
and always win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2015, 08:39:34 AM
Against other southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 11, 2015, 11:27:50 AM
Who are just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2015, 14:50:44 PM
Conning market spivs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2015, 16:45:04 PM
who hate northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2015, 18:07:34 PM

Know it all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 11, 2015, 18:23:12 PM
Perfect gentlemen who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2015, 20:34:31 PM
Treat women respectfully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 11, 2015, 21:01:57 PM
Unlike those cockeneeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2015, 22:02:03 PM
Who don't unfortunately
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 12, 2015, 07:06:46 AM

Talk in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2015, 08:32:08 AM
grating Lancashire twang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 12, 2015, 09:48:17 AM

That cannot be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 10:18:09 AM
Understood by most
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 12, 2015, 10:35:26 AM

People south of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 11:38:32 AM
Barnsley because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 12, 2015, 13:12:36 PM

Speak proper English
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 12, 2015, 13:51:07 PM
In their minds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2015, 14:28:35 PM
Of the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 15:41:29 PM
Gentlemen who prefer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2015, 17:44:00 PM
Playing bingo and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 12, 2015, 17:55:35 PM

Supping weak ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 19:24:01 PM
Imported from Maidstone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 12, 2015, 19:40:38 PM

Where Fremlins used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 12, 2015, 19:56:59 PM
To be a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 20:01:38 PM
Regular visitor to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 12, 2015, 20:02:37 PM
The gents urinals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 20:05:08 PM
Until Dave frightened
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 12, 2015, 20:05:52 PM
Them off when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 20:54:45 PM
His syrup fell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2015, 21:35:01 PM
In the urinal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2015, 21:45:00 PM
Scaring Dee who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2015, 06:59:42 AM

Was cleaning the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 13, 2015, 07:03:08 AM
mess that Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2015, 07:10:30 AM
Had made when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 13, 2015, 07:12:05 AM
he missed the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2015, 07:12:43 AM
The pot and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 13, 2015, 07:13:10 AM
couldn`t stop the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2015, 07:16:36 AM

Flow so had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2015, 07:16:52 AM
To use one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2015, 07:20:54 AM

One finger to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2015, 07:27:41 AM
Push it back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2015, 08:37:09 AM
on target and
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Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2015, 12:19:24 PM

Shout for help
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2015, 14:47:30 PM
from a local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2015, 19:49:31 PM

Youth who Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2015, 22:08:49 PM
Had struck up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 14, 2015, 08:39:12 AM

An intimate relationship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 14, 2015, 09:25:01 AM
With whilst hiding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2015, 08:39:49 AM
his playboys and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2015, 09:17:52 AM
Daves birthday present
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2015, 09:19:54 AM
a railway timepiece
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2015, 09:24:45 AM
That was slow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2015, 17:40:46 PM
and affected by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 15, 2015, 18:47:52 PM
Weak southern beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 16, 2015, 08:11:27 AM

Brewed specifically for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2015, 08:19:11 AM
Pensioners from suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2015, 08:25:04 AM
strong, virile folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2015, 08:32:15 AM
When using zimmerframes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2015, 08:44:43 AM
To knock over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2015, 10:34:55 AM
Innocent people who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 16, 2015, 12:40:53 PM

Stand in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2015, 14:08:27 PM
Way whilst trying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2015, 14:53:59 PM
On new syrups
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2015, 15:49:06 PM
Which actually fit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2015, 16:27:30 PM
like Jon's pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2015, 17:27:44 PM
Spangled budgie smugglers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2015, 19:16:37 PM
From Anne Summers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2015, 23:29:13 PM
Where he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2015, 08:25:12 AM
an account to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2015, 09:31:55 AM
Keep up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 17, 2015, 11:43:41 AM

The latest fashion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2015, 13:52:13 PM
And sexual gadgets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 17, 2015, 15:42:24 PM
To enable him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 17, 2015, 16:37:09 PM
to travel with
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Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2015, 16:38:31 PM
the 18 30
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 17, 2015, 18:31:36 PM

As the over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2015, 23:41:42 PM
60's say hes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 18, 2015, 06:36:48 AM

Far too old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2015, 07:31:37 AM
For drinking games
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2015, 08:04:55 AM
that involve dares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2015, 08:14:20 AM
Because they might
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2015, 12:15:00 PM
Involve challenges that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2015, 13:40:39 PM
These older people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2015, 17:02:50 PM
Find difficult to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2015, 18:07:02 PM
Keep up with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 18, 2015, 19:09:42 PM

The younger ones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2015, 20:59:14 PM
Who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 19, 2015, 05:45:40 AM
tease him about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2015, 07:49:14 AM
his little problem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2015, 08:07:11 AM
Which the doctors
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2015, 08:07:55 AM
scratch their heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2015, 08:08:17 AM
And send him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2015, 08:09:23 AM
to the PDSA
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2015, 08:11:03 AM
Who looked closely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2015, 10:27:03 AM
And found Dees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2015, 12:01:44 PM
Spaying kit used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2015, 12:28:57 PM
To neuter Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2015, 12:57:37 PM
The northern stud
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2015, 13:28:43 PM
but struggled finding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2015, 19:14:30 PM
Dee in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2015, 20:17:45 PM
moment of passion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2015, 20:38:11 PM
At happy hour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 19, 2015, 20:39:59 PM

So decided to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2015, 20:40:53 PM
Romp in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 19, 2015, 20:42:19 PM

Female toilet where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2015, 20:53:28 PM
Dave played with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 19, 2015, 22:14:53 PM
Some old dear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 20, 2015, 07:02:22 AM
with only one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2015, 08:15:35 AM
large bank account
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2015, 09:11:06 AM

And a false
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2015, 09:29:15 AM
Set of teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2015, 11:55:05 AM

To match her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2015, 13:48:38 PM
Leg, eye and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2015, 14:42:37 PM
Other cosmetic surgery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2015, 20:14:17 PM
That makes her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2015, 21:51:01 PM
Jon's dream princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2015, 05:50:34 AM
With white stilettoes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2015, 07:52:25 AM
and full sized
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2015, 08:07:33 AM

Buttocks that protrude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2015, 08:09:11 AM
From her skimpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2015, 08:35:28 AM

Dress to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2015, 16:40:42 PM
Perverted minds of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2015, 18:42:08 PM

Jon and Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2015, 18:47:05 PM
But mainly jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2015, 19:32:46 PM
who is renowned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2015, 23:43:48 PM

For his perversion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2015, 05:38:10 AM
On things dee ;)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 22, 2015, 07:07:45 AM
has in her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2015, 09:11:31 AM
designer hand bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 22, 2015, 09:52:11 AM
Which matches Daves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2015, 16:33:02 PM
Snide man bag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2015, 19:36:23 PM
borrowed from Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2015, 09:43:17 AM
And not returned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2015, 14:02:36 PM
Due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2015, 14:43:49 PM
Liking he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2015, 16:10:38 PM
For it when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2015, 16:34:04 PM
It was reduced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2015, 19:06:18 PM

From a shoulder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2015, 19:19:31 PM
Injury caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2015, 20:48:39 PM
Throwing a dart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 24, 2015, 05:43:04 AM
On monday night
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2015, 08:16:24 AM
not letting go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2015, 09:27:07 AM
And falling ar*e
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2015, 10:02:42 AM
Over tit making
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2015, 17:01:12 PM
A large dent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2015, 17:16:40 PM

In his ego
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 24, 2015, 19:24:55 PM
Which is Massive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2015, 19:29:49 PM
Because of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 25, 2015, 04:54:08 AM
Liking of all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 25, 2015, 07:55:59 AM
Yorkshire's junk food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2015, 10:35:38 AM

Including black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 25, 2015, 17:47:13 PM
And weak beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2015, 18:06:12 PM

Along with tripe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 25, 2015, 19:29:48 PM
And flat courage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 26, 2015, 05:49:44 AM
that they needed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2015, 08:14:11 AM
to get up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2015, 18:32:09 PM
And dance to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2015, 19:32:46 PM

The funky chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2015, 20:39:13 PM
Wearing a Blackburn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2015, 04:55:47 AM
Premiership winning shirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2015, 08:17:03 AM
From 1872 the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2015, 08:32:06 AM
when Bob was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2015, 09:16:48 AM

A wee bairn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2015, 13:29:53 PM
Dressed in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2015, 14:55:17 PM
Favourite Burnley outfit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2015, 16:43:37 PM

That really should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2015, 18:35:06 PM
Be burnt and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2015, 19:08:56 PM
scattered over Ewood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2015, 19:28:41 PM
So the fans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2015, 22:06:59 PM
Could see some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2015, 05:20:36 AM
Entertainment before the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2015, 08:25:43 AM

Rovers get on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2015, 08:35:59 AM
the mascot to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2015, 11:38:28 AM
Give him a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2015, 16:34:35 PM
Wake up nudge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2015, 18:02:51 PM
And kick the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2015, 22:53:03 PM
Bottle of vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2015, 23:37:50 PM

Into touch and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2015, 08:12:11 AM
swear at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2015, 09:01:04 AM

Fans who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2015, 09:03:03 AM
Suffering another defeat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2015, 09:04:11 AM

Which is normal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2015, 09:22:35 AM
For pitiful Blackburn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2015, 16:17:21 PM
saved by Venkys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2015, 20:23:39 PM

The Indian chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 30, 2015, 08:44:32 AM
Experts who saved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2015, 13:40:09 PM

The red rooster
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2015, 14:27:56 PM
For red Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 30, 2015, 14:44:40 PM
To use as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2015, 16:48:44 PM
Hand warmer for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 30, 2015, 20:33:35 PM
Those cold nights
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2015, 22:12:48 PM
In darkest Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 01, 2015, 04:32:23 AM
Were the greatest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2015, 07:53:52 AM
Drunkards of all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2015, 08:21:12 AM
time stagger from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2015, 10:25:10 AM
One pub to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2015, 12:49:01 PM
The off license
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2015, 13:58:02 PM
To buy cheap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2015, 16:57:28 PM
Vodka, cider and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 01, 2015, 20:26:02 PM
packets of crisps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2015, 08:02:19 AM
to prepare him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2015, 14:03:06 PM
For the long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2015, 15:58:52 PM
Wait for Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 02, 2015, 18:03:33 PM

To sober up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2015, 18:48:30 PM
And recognise who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2015, 18:48:49 PM
He was ringing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2015, 18:52:18 PM
And highly offended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2015, 19:21:26 PM
The person who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 02, 2015, 20:02:16 PM

Received the call
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2015, 20:32:12 PM
From a drunken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 02, 2015, 21:47:38 PM

Northern numptie who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2015, 21:49:49 PM
Cant handle ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2015, 08:12:08 AM
strong Suffolk ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2015, 10:48:56 AM
which isnt really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2015, 11:43:31 AM

Suitable for Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2015, 11:58:26 AM
With his bladder
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2015, 14:01:32 PM
Causing him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2015, 15:42:57 PM
Frequent the toilets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2015, 16:34:15 PM
At regular intervals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2015, 19:19:37 PM

And miss buying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2015, 19:35:49 PM
On his round
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2015, 20:14:27 PM
Time after time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2015, 06:38:05 AM
So much that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2015, 08:10:24 AM
people are noticing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2015, 08:42:51 AM

How tight he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2015, 17:00:09 PM
Has become since
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2015, 19:02:35 PM
Moving from Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2015, 21:14:13 PM
To the wilds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2015, 08:10:31 AM
Of darkest Kent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 05, 2015, 08:14:05 AM

Where the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2015, 08:22:25 AM
Leave peroni for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2015, 08:27:30 AM
for the passing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2015, 13:20:32 PM
Spurs fans who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2015, 17:08:39 PM
Sometimes go to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2015, 19:47:57 PM
Visit northern parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2015, 22:39:27 PM
Drinking strong ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2015, 22:40:51 PM
Shipped from Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2015, 22:41:50 PM
In fake packaging
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2015, 22:44:03 PM
To fool the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 05, 2015, 22:47:50 PM
Cockeneees into thinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2015, 08:04:59 AM
they would drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 06, 2015, 08:22:49 AM

Proper real ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2015, 08:43:57 AM
With a nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 06, 2015, 09:56:19 AM
White creamy head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2015, 20:41:04 PM
with 99 flake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2015, 08:23:36 AM
Shoved up Daves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2015, 09:03:34 AM

Ar*e where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2015, 13:39:06 PM
Sun certainly dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2015, 15:56:57 PM
Shine due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2015, 16:24:45 PM
His large undies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2015, 18:22:33 PM
needed to harness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2015, 18:26:43 PM

His hernia which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2015, 18:29:21 PM
was bigger than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2015, 23:46:41 PM
His Chavetta pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2015, 02:50:57 AM
Which dwarfed normal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2015, 04:45:55 AM

Persons pension by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2015, 05:14:10 AM
Ten fold which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2015, 08:33:09 AM

Is why Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2015, 10:01:48 AM
deserves every penny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2015, 10:15:18 AM
He robs from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2015, 13:10:33 PM
The ruling government
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2015, 15:06:01 PM
Of left wing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2015, 15:36:07 PM
Polar bear hugging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2015, 15:50:48 PM
Commies who think
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2015, 16:12:32 PM
ineffective wind farms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2015, 16:54:00 PM
Should be built
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2015, 17:14:59 PM
On Ewood Park
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2015, 17:37:08 PM

As Venkys are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2015, 19:37:21 PM
Building a new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2015, 20:14:07 PM
Stadium made from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 08, 2015, 21:24:15 PM
the proceeds of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2015, 21:52:24 PM
Bob's season ticket
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2015, 04:48:25 AM
Which was bought
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Post by: dee-dee on December 09, 2015, 05:45:19 AM
with dodgy money
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2015, 06:34:43 AM
Laundered from Bratford
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Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2015, 19:48:24 PM
Balti house where
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2015, 19:55:06 PM
Jon waits on
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Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2015, 19:56:26 PM
His take away
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Post by: Baldy on December 09, 2015, 20:28:49 PM

Of mushy peas
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Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2015, 22:05:39 PM
On black pudding
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2015, 06:58:13 AM
With garlic chicken
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Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2015, 08:43:57 AM

Topped with beetroot
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Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2015, 09:32:36 AM
washed down with
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Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2015, 12:10:35 PM

Weak Yarkshire ale
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2015, 15:07:25 PM
Imported from London
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2015, 16:14:01 PM
Where cockeneeeeee Dave
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Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2015, 17:44:45 PM
Visits in occasions
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2015, 19:41:46 PM
To sup courage
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Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2015, 21:04:39 PM
And London Pride
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Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2015, 22:22:56 PM

And eat jellied
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Post by: dee-dee on December 10, 2015, 22:31:52 PM
eels with loads
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2015, 09:08:39 AM
bread and butter
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 11, 2015, 16:12:11 PM
and garlic sauce
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2015, 17:36:37 PM
To enhance the
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Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2015, 19:58:32 PM

Disgusting taste of
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Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2015, 20:17:38 PM
the cheap butter
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Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2015, 21:17:09 PM

That was bought
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Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2015, 10:22:23 AM
from Bradford Morrisons
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Post by: Baldy on December 12, 2015, 13:03:38 PM

Own brand range
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 12, 2015, 23:10:56 PM
Which jon uses
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Post by: Baldy on December 13, 2015, 00:04:46 AM

As he can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2015, 10:15:17 AM
Afford lurpak which
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2015, 11:02:56 AM
southern people buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2015, 12:41:06 PM
For their spuds
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2015, 13:18:46 PM
And toasted crumpets
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Post by: Baldy on December 13, 2015, 18:08:01 PM

After they have
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2015, 19:09:32 PM
Caviar for lunch
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2015, 20:07:02 PM
Swilled down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 13, 2015, 20:37:42 PM

The finest champagne
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2015, 21:17:32 PM
From Fortnum delivered
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2015, 23:13:46 PM
To Dave, s mansion
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Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2015, 09:52:12 AM
then he awakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 14, 2015, 11:47:14 AM

To find that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2015, 15:02:37 PM
his pauper existence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 14, 2015, 16:50:54 PM

Was really a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2015, 17:01:47 PM
Bad dream and
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Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2015, 17:36:10 PM
He was still
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Post by: Baldy on December 14, 2015, 20:33:49 PM

A rich textile
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Post by: dee-dee on December 14, 2015, 22:37:48 PM
living in the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2015, 08:03:20 AM
Land of Essex
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Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2015, 09:41:30 AM

Which is known
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Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2015, 10:20:53 AM
to northerners as
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Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2015, 14:02:32 PM

The holy land
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2015, 16:23:16 PM
Of chavs and
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Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2015, 17:04:42 PM
superior beings who
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Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2015, 17:20:41 PM

Speak the Queens
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Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2015, 17:51:47 PM
English and perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2015, 17:52:14 PM
nonsense that nobody
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2015, 17:55:04 PM
North of Watford
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Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2015, 18:36:07 PM

Could ever understand
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2015, 22:55:28 PM
Because its gobbledegook 
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Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2015, 08:23:12 AM

Which completely bamboozles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2015, 09:47:32 AM
the simple folk
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Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2015, 12:55:04 PM

From the north
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2015, 12:56:16 PM
who stuff ferrets
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Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2015, 18:08:34 PM

Down their trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 16, 2015, 19:08:16 PM
To impress cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2015, 07:51:46 AM
Who like to
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2015, 08:34:27 AM
Mince around harrods
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2015, 09:55:48 AM

As it wriggles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2015, 10:19:51 AM
around searching for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2015, 11:06:05 AM
Some southern delicacy
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2015, 13:05:20 PM
that pleases the
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Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2015, 16:50:49 PM

Northern folks who
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2015, 19:14:56 PM
Envy the southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2015, 19:31:23 PM

Way of life
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2015, 22:36:44 PM
Which really wasnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2015, 01:35:45 AM
Sustainable to them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2015, 05:35:00 AM
Honest northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2015, 08:30:00 AM

With their perculiar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2015, 08:45:04 AM
Happy friendly nature
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2015, 08:49:42 AM
Unlike grumpy cockeneeeees
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2015, 08:50:35 AM
Who wouldnt give
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2015, 08:52:30 AM
A penny to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2015, 08:55:47 AM
Fellow desperate cockeneeeeee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2015, 09:05:47 AM
wearing Arsenal colours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2015, 09:09:28 AM
Waiting for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2015, 09:55:34 AM
Revolting jellied eel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2015, 15:09:23 PM
in the face
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2015, 22:19:14 PM
Of arsene who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2015, 22:57:53 PM
Was hoping he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2015, 23:47:59 PM

Would of seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2015, 08:06:51 AM
Spurs above them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2015, 08:19:44 AM
But knows that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2015, 08:29:37 AM

Won't happen in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2015, 09:27:38 AM
A million years
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2015, 13:43:31 PM
but who cares
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2015, 18:56:57 PM

Apart from Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2015, 19:58:13 PM
Who really wants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2015, 20:43:36 PM
Relegation for Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2015, 23:19:34 PM
Which won't happen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2015, 23:26:06 PM
while Jon has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2015, 23:29:14 PM
A hole in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2015, 23:38:36 PM
best feature that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2015, 00:18:34 AM

He talks out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2015, 08:29:40 AM
Of regularly so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2015, 08:58:43 AM
All get the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2015, 08:59:43 AM
Message that northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2015, 09:04:48 AM
All like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2015, 09:06:22 AM
Ridicule southerners who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2015, 09:07:31 AM
Really need to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2015, 09:08:48 AM
Stop whinging about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2015, 09:09:26 AM
Proper ale and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2015, 09:19:22 AM
Our superior football
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Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2015, 10:27:58 AM

All pure fantasy
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2015, 11:04:02 AM
To poor Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2015, 13:25:16 PM
humouring the plonkers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2015, 21:06:08 PM

From north of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2015, 22:04:55 PM
Maidstone who were
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Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2015, 08:39:48 AM
down from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2015, 09:37:05 AM
Trying to educate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2015, 09:51:43 AM

Us how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2015, 10:03:47 AM
Eat Yorkshire caviar
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Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2015, 15:08:36 PM
is black pudding
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2015, 16:01:06 PM
God's own food
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2015, 17:06:45 PM
Unfit for consumption
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2015, 17:08:14 PM

By normal people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2015, 17:19:27 PM
Who value their
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Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2015, 17:27:16 PM

Own well being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2015, 20:22:24 PM
Would not touch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2015, 20:24:36 PM
But stout Northerners
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Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2015, 20:25:22 PM
Eat any rubbish
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2015, 20:26:50 PM
Because they were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2015, 22:15:05 PM
A sucker for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2015, 22:23:51 PM
Taking pity on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2015, 22:49:14 PM

Their fellow northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2015, 23:08:09 PM
Who put up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2015, 07:23:02 AM

With heckling by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2015, 08:04:28 AM
Soft southern cockeneeeees ;)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2015, 09:14:53 AM
too polite to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2015, 11:17:00 AM

Carry out such
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2015, 11:32:24 AM
boorish northern behaviour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 13:19:18 PM
Which causes them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2015, 13:20:29 PM
To have inferior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 13:22:15 PM
Complexes and moan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2015, 13:23:24 PM
About most things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 13:24:41 PM
Every hour of
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2015, 13:26:03 PM
The bleeding day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 13:29:15 PM
Giving us a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2015, 13:30:42 PM
Bloody migraine listening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 14:10:16 PM
To constant whinging
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2015, 15:55:16 PM
Of northern fairies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 19:15:18 PM
Flying in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2015, 19:48:48 PM
Empty Cockeneeeee head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 21:09:18 PM
Making him hallucinate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2015, 21:23:19 PM
Thinking them nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2015, 21:27:56 PM

And friendly folk
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 21:47:35 PM
Which we are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 22, 2015, 21:49:28 PM
always thinking about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 21:50:45 PM
Those less fortunate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 22, 2015, 21:53:49 PM
that can`t afford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 21:55:12 PM
Penthouses in Chavetta
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Post by: dee-dee on December 22, 2015, 21:59:21 PM
or play golf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 22:01:19 PM
Every chuffing day
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 22, 2015, 22:06:19 PM
instead of going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2015, 22:09:21 PM
To work every
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2015, 08:15:14 AM

Hour God sent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2015, 08:48:41 AM
Always drinking Peroni
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2015, 10:14:22 AM
For his breakfast
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2015, 10:30:05 AM
overlooking the sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2015, 10:44:28 AM
With his paper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2015, 11:21:44 AM
on his Kindle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2015, 11:35:04 AM
If it works
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2015, 13:05:20 PM
if not he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2015, 13:25:14 PM
buys a paper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2015, 13:49:50 PM

Which are very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2015, 16:02:48 PM
Expensive in Chavetta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2015, 17:16:00 PM
The superior resort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2015, 17:30:54 PM

Where all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2015, 18:02:30 PM
Top people spend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2015, 19:45:27 PM
Time thinking of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2015, 21:42:13 PM
Banning northern ruffians
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2015, 22:09:16 PM
From gay clubs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2015, 08:48:44 AM
and getting drunk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2015, 08:53:59 AM
On expensive Peroni
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2015, 09:24:55 AM
in iced glasses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2015, 13:13:24 PM
With a packet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2015, 13:56:10 PM
Of cheese biscuits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2015, 14:20:13 PM
Reduced at safeways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 24, 2015, 15:18:13 PM

Who are now
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2015, 16:14:27 PM
Stocking up for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2015, 16:17:24 PM
Easter with hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 24, 2015, 17:37:05 PM

Cross buns and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2015, 19:13:00 PM
Cadbury's creme eggs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2015, 20:34:34 PM
At cost price
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2015, 21:28:03 PM
With a bogoff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2015, 23:12:56 PM
On offer so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 25, 2015, 00:32:17 AM
The skinflint northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2015, 07:06:18 AM
Hardly pay anything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2015, 09:48:40 AM
Cos we're shrewd
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 25, 2015, 13:56:01 PM

And tight as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2015, 19:27:55 PM
The typical yorkshireman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2015, 21:08:29 PM
With deep pockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 25, 2015, 22:30:13 PM

And short arms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2015, 07:35:52 AM
But super fit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2015, 09:53:37 AM
from shove ha'penny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 26, 2015, 11:39:47 AM
That is the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2015, 17:26:35 PM
Sport undertaken by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2015, 22:31:38 PM

Bar stewards in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2015, 22:41:07 PM
golf clubs with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2015, 09:09:13 AM
Nowt to do
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2015, 10:22:26 AM
But dross all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2015, 10:31:40 AM

Day and sleep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2015, 10:33:06 AM
Behind the bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2015, 10:40:58 AM
Dreaming of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2015, 15:08:02 PM
Favourite Essex princess
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2015, 21:32:03 PM
In her white
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2015, 22:19:48 PM

Silk and skimpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2015, 22:39:19 PM
Adorning her perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2015, 03:55:15 AM
Body which Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2015, 09:15:12 AM

Can only dream
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2015, 09:32:43 AM
of getting his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2015, 12:11:46 PM
Grubby hands on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2015, 13:41:32 PM
Her prize assets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2015, 14:05:09 PM
Without her noticing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2015, 17:13:02 PM
the neighbours watching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2015, 18:36:48 PM
Behind twitching curtains
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2015, 19:57:04 PM
laughing at his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2015, 20:10:49 PM
Pink  bantie smugglers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2015, 21:31:25 PM
stuffed out with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2015, 22:30:00 PM

Chicken breasts from
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2015, 03:35:18 AM
Jons local mozzers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 08:43:30 AM
to enhance the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2015, 13:36:49 PM
Look for dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2015, 16:49:48 PM
Who was aroused
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 16:54:52 PM
When Jon provocatively
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2015, 16:55:31 PM
Wriggled his tush
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 16:58:22 PM
While serenading her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2015, 17:00:10 PM
Hoping that she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 17:02:30 PM
Would fall for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2015, 17:03:10 PM
His great big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 17:04:11 PM
Blue tablet enhanced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2015, 17:05:57 PM
For the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2015, 17:06:58 PM
Pork sausage which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 17:07:37 PM
Passed its sellby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2015, 17:08:20 PM
Date so it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2015, 17:08:45 PM
Stunk of fish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 17:09:31 PM
Covered in mildew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2015, 17:11:45 PM
From Tubbys stall
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 17:13:51 PM
A gastronomic delight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2015, 17:17:33 PM
For Dave and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 17:19:18 PM
And gourmet lovers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2015, 17:20:57 PM
From Maidstone who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2015, 17:22:25 PM
Appreciate the better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2015, 21:01:38 PM

Things in life
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2015, 08:35:32 AM
with a healthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2015, 09:17:18 AM

Circle of friends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2015, 16:35:02 PM
With a good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2015, 17:13:00 PM

Social life at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2015, 17:53:56 PM
The Conservative club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2015, 18:27:19 PM

Also the golf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2015, 21:11:55 PM
Swingers society where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2015, 21:14:41 PM
The membership fees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2015, 06:18:52 AM
Are paid by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2015, 08:21:41 AM
hardworking members promptly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2015, 15:16:13 PM
From monies earned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2015, 16:38:58 PM
Honest endeavours and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 31, 2015, 17:22:45 PM

Blood, sweat and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2015, 17:54:08 PM
Large brown envelopes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2016, 08:43:09 AM
to transport the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2016, 09:29:17 AM
Iffy cash to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2016, 09:47:28 AM
the Club Secretary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2016, 11:49:08 AM
To buy jellied
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2016, 13:11:04 PM
Grouse and finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2016, 13:44:19 PM
Earl Grey tea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2016, 17:26:19 PM
The gentleman's tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2016, 20:08:13 PM
That golfing people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 01, 2016, 20:41:19 PM

Have a preference
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2016, 07:23:21 AM
To things that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2016, 12:35:28 PM
of the riff-raff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2016, 08:44:20 AM
Think Daves been on the peroni ;D

From seedy Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2016, 10:07:59 AM
in Massachusetts where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2016, 12:05:18 PM
Suffolk golfers are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2016, 13:44:01 PM
Born to lead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2016, 19:33:59 PM
Others up the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2016, 19:51:41 PM
Ladder to riches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2016, 20:36:26 PM
Earned by deceit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 04, 2016, 08:03:26 AM

Given by northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2016, 08:46:43 AM
Who are generous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2016, 13:05:00 PM
Even to cockeneees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2016, 15:18:34 PM
who are generous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2016, 16:22:29 PM
To absolutely nobody
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2016, 16:58:27 PM
With good manners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 04, 2016, 18:11:14 PM

Speaking like a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2016, 18:22:50 PM
Yorkshire pigeon fancier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 07:06:28 AM
Supping a pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 05, 2016, 08:21:52 AM

Of old peculiar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 09:37:53 AM
In the snug
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2016, 09:40:20 AM
of the Woolpack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 10:39:12 AM
Where classy people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2016, 13:39:33 PM
drink pink gin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 14:17:59 PM
Whilst nibbling a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 15:19:39 PM
Young ladies ear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2016, 15:20:36 PM
and softly spoken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 15:21:12 PM
Words seem to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2016, 15:22:20 PM
hit the spot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 15:24:12 PM
And jon was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2016, 15:25:10 PM
on a promise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 15:26:06 PM
But he,d forgotten
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2016, 15:27:03 PM
how to do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 05, 2016, 16:06:31 PM

Tonsil tickling properly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 17:20:35 PM
so dave was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 05, 2016, 17:24:53 PM

There to demonstrate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 17:26:34 PM
The art of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2016, 17:57:09 PM
The ultimate pleasure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:21:55 PM
In perverted acts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 20:22:46 PM
Using gellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:24:25 PM
To stick up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 20:25:04 PM
Some smelly hole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:29:06 PM
Which Dave sniffs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 20:29:42 PM
With his hooter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:30:45 PM
To clear his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 20:31:31 PM
Nasal passage of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:33:03 PM
Of the bull
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 20:33:36 PM
Where four words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:34:39 PM
We're modified bullsh**
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 20:40:57 PM
That most cockeneeeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:42:34 PM
Tend to speak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 20:43:25 PM
Because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 20:49:42 PM
As thick as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2016, 21:01:59 PM
The Thames barrier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 21:25:34 PM
Not understanding proper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 05, 2016, 22:05:10 PM

Jibberish  spoken by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2016, 22:43:22 PM
The Spurs manager
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2016, 08:37:58 AM

And the players
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2016, 09:46:01 AM
and infantile northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2016, 15:31:00 PM
Giving Dave nightmares
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 06, 2016, 15:43:27 PM
so he made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2016, 17:28:16 PM
Them learn how
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2016, 18:44:04 PM
To eat jellied
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2016, 19:01:31 PM
 Without throwing up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2016, 19:38:42 PM

All over Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2016, 06:41:15 AM
Who wasnt impressed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2016, 09:52:42 AM
with the smell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2016, 12:15:20 PM
That was coming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2016, 14:05:54 PM

From Jon who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2016, 14:09:51 PM
hasn't washed for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2016, 15:10:39 PM

At least 8
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2016, 16:58:11 PM
Months when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2016, 18:10:13 PM
Walked into the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2016, 18:26:54 PM

Local wash house
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2016, 20:28:37 PM
With his bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2016, 23:12:22 PM

Stewards Uniform smelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2016, 23:20:04 PM
Of Dees best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2016, 23:28:58 PM

Trainers that have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2016, 05:41:24 AM
Been worn for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2016, 06:17:38 AM
her holiday in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2016, 08:56:33 AM

Skegness and Mablethorpe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2016, 09:02:16 AM
knobbly knees contest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2016, 14:02:15 PM

Which Dee won
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2016, 15:21:25 PM
with her perfectly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2016, 16:23:53 PM

Formed knobbly knees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2016, 16:29:58 PM
And previous winner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2016, 17:57:45 PM
Of glamorous granny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2016, 19:36:30 PM

From sunny Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2016, 22:03:45 PM
Where she is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2016, 07:23:27 AM
Tottering in white
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2016, 09:59:12 AM

Stilletos and stockings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 09, 2016, 12:01:02 PM
which she never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2016, 14:10:56 PM
Seen without when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2016, 14:39:43 PM
She ventures out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2016, 09:29:41 AM
To the bingo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2016, 10:19:32 AM
hall in Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 10, 2016, 12:09:49 PM

Where Tobby Cobbold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2016, 12:22:54 PM
Called the numbers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2016, 13:43:22 PM
and Cardinal Wolsey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2016, 18:03:02 PM
Blessed her cards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 10, 2016, 18:19:12 PM

And her dobber
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2016, 20:35:04 PM
From drying up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2016, 21:59:26 PM
So she could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 06:49:59 AM
call house on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2016, 07:25:29 AM
The massive payout
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2016, 08:13:23 AM
enabling her to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 11, 2016, 09:03:19 AM

Meet her bestest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2016, 09:55:50 AM
In downtown Corrie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2016, 12:24:19 PM
and buy him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2016, 12:26:42 PM
A pint of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2016, 15:35:24 PM
weak Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2016, 15:36:47 PM
And a nice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2016, 16:11:56 PM
Hot dog with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 16:34:12 PM
lashings of mustard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2016, 16:36:36 PM
To spice up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 16:40:40 PM
his love life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 11, 2016, 16:43:00 PM

Which at present
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 16:52:27 PM
was non existent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2016, 16:54:04 PM
Until they romped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 16:57:05 PM
in the hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2016, 16:59:56 PM
Fuerte sand dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 17:05:17 PM
where everyone was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2016, 17:08:20 PM
In admiration of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 17:11:18 PM
his white socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2016, 17:13:51 PM
And brown sandals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2016, 17:17:57 PM
always worn together
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2016, 17:47:43 PM
 With his mankini
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2016, 18:05:35 PM
To show off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2016, 18:56:33 PM
His wart covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2016, 07:01:24 AM
Chipolata which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 12, 2016, 07:07:11 AM
wanted to cover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2016, 07:08:32 AM
In melted chocolate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 12, 2016, 07:11:19 AM
and crushed hazelnuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2016, 07:12:23 AM
For extra flavour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2016, 09:24:37 AM
ready for nibbling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2016, 10:07:07 AM
At her leisure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2016, 13:08:19 PM

In the stone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2016, 13:22:51 PM
Bunkers where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2016, 16:59:54 PM

Can get down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2016, 18:21:03 PM
And dirty with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2016, 20:04:52 PM
A game of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2016, 20:41:19 PM

Hide the sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2016, 23:27:35 PM
Which he was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 13, 2016, 05:51:31 AM
always played with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2016, 08:08:15 AM
His best friends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2016, 08:52:08 AM
while their other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2016, 10:16:43 AM

Half looks on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2016, 14:28:36 PM
In complete admiration
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2016, 15:30:54 PM
of the style
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2016, 16:17:04 PM

And technique being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2016, 17:00:02 PM
Doggy like with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2016, 18:33:06 PM
A touch of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2016, 19:19:03 PM
Welsh mountain sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2016, 20:53:37 PM
With it's woolly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2016, 21:15:33 PM
Coat for extra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2016, 22:05:20 PM
Warmth when the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2016, 22:19:43 PM

Beast is being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 00:02:45 AM
Unleashed on poor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 14, 2016, 07:16:29 AM
unsuspecting people from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 07:18:25 AM
The slums of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 14, 2016, 07:21:39 AM
darkest North Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 07:22:43 AM
Where Dave visits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 14, 2016, 07:25:50 AM
if he fancies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 07:27:15 AM
Some black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 14, 2016, 07:29:25 AM
with his fry-up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 07:32:55 AM
And Earl Grey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2016, 07:59:23 AM

To wash it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2016, 08:14:14 AM
All down before
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2016, 09:32:00 AM
a large Peroni
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 10:27:08 AM
Got him inebriated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2016, 13:36:05 PM
making him travel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2016, 14:14:49 PM

To Yorkshire and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 14:33:03 PM
Sample proper ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2016, 15:55:07 PM
shipped from Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2016, 19:50:09 PM
Which tasted like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2016, 20:16:26 PM

Pure nectar collected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 20:36:14 PM
By old tramps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2016, 20:47:31 PM
From their washed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2016, 20:59:04 PM

Out hovel in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 21:34:40 PM
The Ipswich slums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2016, 21:48:10 PM
Housing Yorkshire travellers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2016, 21:49:37 PM
To improve conditions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 15, 2016, 07:25:34 AM
in their caravans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2016, 08:53:08 AM
with built-in domino
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2016, 08:53:39 AM
Pizza delivery boys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2016, 08:54:16 AM
to provide special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2016, 09:56:00 AM
Pizzas for Daves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2016, 13:28:42 PM
latest diet which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2016, 13:32:01 PM
Hardens him up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2016, 14:13:08 PM
So That he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2016, 14:54:14 PM
can sort out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2016, 20:07:32 PM
Before it gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2016, 08:02:41 AM
Out of control
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2016, 09:59:24 AM
like Jon's waistline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2016, 15:43:24 PM

Which has expanded
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2016, 16:20:20 PM
With black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2016, 23:30:27 PM

And Pontefract cakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 17, 2016, 09:18:47 AM
And real ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2016, 09:31:43 AM

Exported from London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2016, 09:33:17 AM
Because cockeneeees dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2016, 09:34:15 AM

Drink that muck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2016, 09:37:28 AM
It's too strong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2016, 09:38:36 AM

And will addle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2016, 09:40:57 AM
Sure your not a northerner Paul. Addle proper Yorkshire word ;D

Poor Daves brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2016, 09:46:39 AM

Aye Jon, worked with loads of northern people and might of just picked up t'odd saying and phrase like  ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2016, 09:49:03 AM

Beyond all recognition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2016, 09:51:07 AM
Causing him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 17, 2016, 11:06:58 AM
forget about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2016, 11:07:54 AM
money Jon borrowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2016, 12:12:05 PM
From Bob the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 17, 2016, 13:01:31 PM
Last time he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2016, 13:12:29 PM
Went on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2016, 14:05:30 PM
Begging session in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 17, 2016, 18:26:16 PM
Deepest darkest Lancashire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2016, 18:37:01 PM
Area of Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2016, 19:22:13 PM

Where all sorts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2016, 19:24:04 PM
Of inter bred
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2016, 21:53:35 PM

Families reside in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2016, 03:59:38 AM
Walton le dale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2016, 08:36:42 AM
Where the famous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2016, 08:53:08 AM
Venky fan club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2016, 15:10:28 PM
Met every Saturday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2016, 16:12:45 PM

And foolishly believe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2016, 16:26:55 PM
That Rovers will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2016, 17:02:18 PM
Score a goal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 18, 2016, 19:21:04 PM
before half time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2016, 20:32:10 PM
With 11 men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2016, 04:14:08 AM
But we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2016, 07:47:26 AM

Know it's fantasy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2016, 09:43:53 AM
because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2016, 10:18:16 AM
Doomed for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2016, 12:01:44 PM
foreseeable future because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2016, 14:12:39 PM
They are garbage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2016, 16:20:58 PM
Because bob says
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2016, 16:44:13 PM

So, and he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2016, 17:00:45 PM
Is a closet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2016, 17:04:31 PM
Mighty Bantam supporter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2016, 19:16:43 PM
With Burnley also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2016, 19:39:51 PM
Very much admired
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2016, 20:02:35 PM
 Due to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2016, 20:14:32 PM
Wealth of knowledge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2016, 20:18:59 PM

On ciders and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2016, 21:12:46 PM
Cheap Polish vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 20, 2016, 12:43:01 PM

Which Bob consumes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2016, 13:53:12 PM
his weekly allowance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2016, 15:52:39 PM
Of a thripp'ny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2016, 17:12:00 PM
bit a second
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2016, 19:38:17 PM
To feed his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2016, 07:56:19 AM
insatiable desire to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2016, 13:25:54 PM
Stagger into a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2016, 14:47:10 PM

Kebab shop on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2016, 15:54:54 PM
Friday night after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2016, 16:56:20 PM
falling asleep during
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2016, 20:00:54 PM
A big session
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2016, 20:02:06 PM

Which is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2016, 20:03:44 PM
Advisable whilst drinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2016, 20:07:59 PM

As Jon would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2016, 20:14:27 PM
Out drink anyone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2016, 21:15:29 PM
By spiking their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2016, 21:36:50 PM
Drinks with some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 22, 2016, 07:11:31 AM
of Bobs vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2016, 07:43:11 AM
Which would really
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2016, 08:13:35 AM
attack their livers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 22, 2016, 12:04:54 PM

And render them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2016, 15:15:44 PM
Incapable of doing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2016, 17:33:21 PM
Their husbandly duties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2016, 18:41:06 PM
So soft southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2016, 18:52:53 PM
deputise for them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 22, 2016, 21:19:23 PM

To sort lass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2016, 03:09:52 AM
Out with some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2016, 09:14:51 AM
real belting performances
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2016, 12:35:27 PM

In the kitchen
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Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2016, 17:28:12 PM
Cooking and ironing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2016, 20:39:24 PM
Disposable bbq from
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Post by: Baldy on January 24, 2016, 00:00:55 AM

Homebase which are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2016, 18:06:41 PM
useful when you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2016, 15:42:34 PM
Need a sausage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2016, 15:53:43 PM

And burger cooking
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2016, 15:55:38 PM
On a hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2016, 16:22:18 PM

Griddle that has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 25, 2016, 16:27:43 PM
been covered in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2016, 16:53:34 PM
Some extra virgin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2016, 17:26:37 PM
olive oil from
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Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2016, 20:11:31 PM

Dee's larder that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2016, 20:29:28 PM
is full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2016, 06:45:47 AM
Black pudding that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2016, 08:35:41 AM
will satisfy Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2016, 12:38:27 PM
Making him ecstatic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2016, 13:51:07 PM
causing him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on January 26, 2016, 19:55:38 PM
do pudding dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2016, 20:31:08 PM

All over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2016, 22:21:45 PM
The kitchen floor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 08:04:19 AM
annoying young Lisa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2016, 08:23:48 AM
Who had washing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 08:32:00 AM
On the line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2016, 08:45:59 AM
Waiting to dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 12:12:58 PM
Before they could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 15:40:47 PM
afford a spin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2016, 16:21:31 PM
In their car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 16:39:21 PM
Down to maidstone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 16:44:23 PM
To use Paul's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 16:53:30 PM
Arsenal shirt for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 17:09:17 PM
polishing his boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2016, 18:39:46 PM

And all his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 18:40:41 PM
Recent medals that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2016, 19:05:22 PM
He bought from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2016, 19:09:37 PM

E-bar gum bay
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 19:33:33 PM
 ;D

For only one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 19:48:14 PM
Months pay which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2016, 19:49:11 PM

Doesn't amount to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 19:50:09 PM
Buy Bob's Blackburn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2016, 19:51:42 PM

Rovers meat pie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 19:52:18 PM
Which he usually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2016, 19:55:17 PM

Washes down with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2016, 20:04:55 PM
vodka and tonic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 20:22:52 PM
And cheap cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2016, 20:35:41 PM

As he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2016, 21:48:05 PM
Always staggering into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2016, 07:28:16 AM
The nearest bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2016, 08:11:38 AM
banging his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 11:18:47 AM
On the barmaid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2016, 11:51:39 AM
Who was hoping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 12:49:59 PM
For a blow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2016, 15:16:21 PM

By blow account
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 15:22:42 PM
Of his sordid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2016, 17:16:31 PM
Italian affair where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 17:44:15 PM
The siciliana mafia
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2016, 18:31:34 PM
Chief's daughter succumbed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 19:21:12 PM
To his rugged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on January 28, 2016, 19:43:40 PM
spaghetti pulling prowess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 19:51:07 PM
Rewarding him with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2016, 20:39:00 PM
a horses head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 20:46:53 PM
Tied to his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2016, 20:47:36 PM
rusty zimmer frame
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2016, 20:59:24 PM
That Dave uses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 21:05:17 PM
Along the prom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2016, 21:16:59 PM
To help Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 28, 2016, 21:37:09 PM
Carry his vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2016, 22:13:03 PM
Back to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2016, 22:35:16 PM

Old peoples home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2016, 05:05:56 AM
Where he drank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 29, 2016, 07:30:52 AM
cold cups of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2016, 08:03:28 AM
Earl grey tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2016, 08:38:35 AM

Which did not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2016, 08:44:02 AM
enhance the flavour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2016, 09:43:01 AM
Of his bootleg
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 29, 2016, 16:38:16 PM
whiskey that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2016, 16:42:38 PM
Bought from a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2016, 18:08:56 PM

Lidl in Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2016, 19:27:56 PM
Which didn't have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on January 29, 2016, 20:33:42 PM
any toilets when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2016, 21:38:30 PM
He wanted a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2016, 09:31:56 AM
Big smelly spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2016, 16:46:30 PM
Stuck to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2016, 21:41:15 PM
Left rear wheel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2016, 08:13:44 AM
driving through Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2016, 08:50:09 AM
To buy beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 31, 2016, 10:16:04 AM

That could rot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2016, 16:31:04 PM
A nuns knickers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2016, 06:39:32 AM
At 20 feet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 01, 2016, 06:43:17 AM
because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2016, 07:30:50 AM
Fine full bodied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2016, 08:14:08 AM
concentrated sulphuric acid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2016, 15:10:35 PM
Which tough yorkshireman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2016, 17:24:14 PM
without taste buds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2016, 18:00:05 PM
Drink with ease
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2016, 18:08:40 PM
Because its cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2016, 18:21:37 PM
For Bob to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 01, 2016, 19:45:44 PM
lick sweat off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2016, 19:49:30 PM
After grafting all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2016, 20:27:21 PM
Day looking after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2016, 21:15:04 PM

His liver that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2016, 21:33:28 PM
Is preserved with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 02, 2016, 05:41:06 AM
peanut butter and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2016, 07:46:57 AM
Best black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2016, 08:29:08 AM
and other junk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2016, 11:49:36 AM
That upset Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2016, 13:38:54 PM
Finely balanced constitutions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2016, 14:12:41 PM

That only likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2016, 15:21:30 PM
Flat ale and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2016, 16:40:07 PM
finest jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 02, 2016, 21:12:30 PM
on buttered crumpets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2016, 21:40:29 PM
With some marmite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2016, 21:42:47 PM
To give them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2016, 21:45:19 PM
an extra kick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2016, 21:56:58 PM
Bejcause their lives
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 02, 2016, 22:18:07 PM
are empty without
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2016, 22:35:47 PM
someone kicking off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2016, 07:01:40 AM
And making an
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2016, 07:44:40 AM
inappropriate comment about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2016, 08:32:36 AM
Soft southern cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2016, 19:57:07 PM
After smacking northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2016, 20:07:47 PM

Monkies back sides
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 03, 2016, 21:21:09 PM
They have to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2016, 21:45:20 PM
cry to mummy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2016, 00:27:54 AM
About Harry's diving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2016, 07:18:51 AM
Copying his mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2016, 08:07:29 AM
Who deserted them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2016, 08:50:25 AM
to share his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2016, 07:52:10 AM
Skills in Spain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2016, 08:41:09 AM
with the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 05, 2016, 20:01:12 PM
leather thong maker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2016, 06:05:09 AM
Who liked to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2016, 20:18:10 PM
Play with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2016, 20:22:55 PM
Misstress who was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 06, 2016, 21:32:57 PM
the thong model
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2016, 21:37:18 PM
For thong man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2016, 07:35:04 AM
Who romped in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2016, 14:47:00 PM
The sand dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 07, 2016, 15:58:08 PM
With Essex ladies
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Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2016, 16:11:45 PM
With a tendency
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Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2016, 16:25:55 PM

To show off
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Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2016, 18:24:50 PM
Their best bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 07, 2016, 18:30:18 PM
covered in oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 07, 2016, 19:19:07 PM
Applied by Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2016, 21:44:21 PM

With his wandering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2016, 06:39:23 AM
Hands that kept
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Post by: dee-dee on February 08, 2016, 07:05:48 AM
getting covered in
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2016, 07:09:08 AM
Dees lovely little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2016, 07:26:51 AM
dog's fur when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2016, 07:28:04 AM
She shows him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2016, 07:34:10 AM
to excite his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2016, 07:36:32 AM
Little chipolata into
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2016, 07:37:09 AM
a large saveloy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2016, 07:39:14 AM
Making her very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2016, 07:40:01 AM
hungry to devour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2016, 07:41:43 AM
Every bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2016, 07:44:27 AM
the ketchup covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2016, 07:47:54 AM
On the end
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2016, 12:02:23 PM
before biting off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2016, 14:57:48 PM
A bit of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2016, 17:03:59 PM
his prize carrot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2016, 23:40:04 PM
Seeing her through
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2016, 05:46:11 AM
the thick black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 06:36:30 AM
Pudding which she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2016, 08:50:42 AM
vomited after one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 16:28:55 PM
Mouthful making her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2016, 17:49:45 PM
Reach for her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 20:22:58 PM
Black fishnets to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2016, 20:33:17 PM
catch all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 20:53:18 PM
Eels for Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2016, 21:10:12 PM
to eat with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 21:12:19 PM
His greasy fingers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2016, 21:17:29 PM
Covered in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 21:19:10 PM
Old chip fat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2016, 21:20:56 PM
And the finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 21:27:03 PM
Yorkshire black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2016, 21:49:19 PM
from Jons old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2016, 21:54:40 PM
Butcher who gave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2016, 06:34:02 AM
Him a discount
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 10, 2016, 07:21:30 AM
if he purchased
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2016, 08:21:04 AM
a year's supply
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2016, 18:25:20 PM
With other products
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2016, 20:00:41 PM
To enhance his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 10, 2016, 20:30:51 PM
worsening eyesight, due
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2016, 20:33:48 PM
Watching Bradford City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2016, 14:57:27 PM
Lose to Leeds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2016, 16:28:07 PM
By ten goals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2016, 17:13:26 PM
All of which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2016, 19:03:25 PM

We're down to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2016, 20:37:17 PM
A dodgy ref
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 11, 2016, 20:57:12 PM
who thought that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2016, 22:15:37 PM
Leeds needed help
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2016, 07:22:29 AM
so Dee and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2016, 07:49:09 AM

Dave were the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2016, 07:56:33 AM
interpreters cutting through
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2016, 08:42:01 AM
the cockeneeeeeeee slang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2016, 12:36:03 PM

So that the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2016, 15:09:34 PM
Numpty Yorkshiremen can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2016, 17:14:42 PM
know his 'aris
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2016, 19:18:48 PM
 :(from his opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 12, 2016, 19:48:14 PM
which by now
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2016, 19:51:36 PM
Dee had spanked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2016, 09:23:50 AM
Red raw and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2016, 11:03:05 AM
It was enjoyable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2016, 15:34:38 PM

To the point
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2016, 17:04:13 PM
that he splashed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2016, 17:12:42 PM

Cold water all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2016, 17:13:14 PM
over his frisky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2016, 17:20:51 PM

And sweaty torso
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2016, 20:19:48 PM
Thus dampening his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 13, 2016, 20:53:00 PM
silver reflective sunmat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2016, 00:03:16 AM
Which enabled him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2016, 11:50:20 AM
To perform miracles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2016, 12:08:14 PM
with his underdeveloped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2016, 12:10:02 PM
Chipolata which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2016, 12:11:54 PM
doused in goose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2016, 12:21:28 PM
Fat for lubrication
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2016, 14:06:24 PM
Before he put
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2016, 17:03:01 PM

It in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2016, 19:02:42 PM
Box and let
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2016, 19:48:42 PM
Caution go to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2016, 20:40:00 PM

The wind and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2016, 08:43:59 AM
Hope that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2016, 09:26:34 AM
wouldn't be caught
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2016, 17:20:21 PM
by the rossers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2016, 18:50:46 PM
In his flasher
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 15, 2016, 19:33:28 PM
pose, which allows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2016, 19:38:20 PM
The fresh air
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2016, 20:41:22 PM

To chill his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2016, 07:10:00 AM
ardour which usually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2016, 09:26:44 AM
Meant total disaster
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2016, 11:24:31 AM
and great disappointment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2016, 12:31:08 PM
To the young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2016, 12:46:31 PM
Schoolgirls he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: amberambler on February 16, 2016, 19:43:22 PM
teaching to limbo-dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2016, 21:09:14 PM

On Ilkley Moor
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Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2016, 22:05:51 PM
behind the big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2016, 08:06:44 AM
old coal mine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2016, 08:59:13 AM
In West Yorkshite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2016, 17:42:19 PM
the centre of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2016, 19:08:01 PM

Whippet racing country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2016, 20:11:39 PM
where flat caps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2016, 21:18:55 PM
Are worn by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2016, 06:22:23 AM

The women as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 18, 2016, 08:02:44 AM
It turns yorkshiremen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2016, 08:16:35 AM
into big cissies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2016, 08:43:25 AM
Attracting cockeneeeeee poofters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2016, 15:41:23 PM
to ridicule them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 18, 2016, 22:16:20 PM
And touch them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2016, 07:27:56 AM
With a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2016, 07:46:53 AM
Cooked jellied eel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2016, 08:06:38 AM
nicely refrigerated so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2016, 13:14:55 PM
That it didnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2016, 14:53:31 PM
Flop about on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2016, 15:26:31 PM
Pauls nice new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2016, 19:24:00 PM

Syrup that was
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Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2016, 19:47:21 PM
Made from recycled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2016, 20:37:42 PM

Ferret hair from
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2016, 21:52:40 PM
Jons ferret cages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2016, 22:08:33 PM

That he keeps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2016, 07:23:55 AM
Down in Maidstone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 20, 2016, 07:30:12 AM
but only visits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2016, 07:42:38 AM
Every leap year
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2016, 07:49:00 AM

Due to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2016, 08:44:24 AM
tight visa restrictions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2016, 08:45:18 AM
And rail strikes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2016, 08:46:08 AM
and local vandalisation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2016, 08:47:47 AM
And sick guards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2016, 08:50:14 AM
to the toilets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2016, 08:53:11 AM
With a sore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2016, 14:28:15 PM
Pair of undersize
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2016, 08:24:13 AM
Sprouts after a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2016, 08:36:55 AM
very hard kick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2016, 09:04:34 AM
In his delicate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2016, 10:05:48 AM
Area which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2016, 10:16:14 AM
Very sore because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2016, 18:03:43 PM
the device found ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2016, 20:54:08 PM

By Dave had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2016, 21:26:15 PM
Noticed outside the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2016, 08:26:19 AM
Villa where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2016, 13:33:59 PM
Passes on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2016, 14:56:56 PM
Way for brekkie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2016, 17:04:23 PM
on the front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2016, 17:39:12 PM
At the beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2016, 19:03:08 PM
Cafe for gentry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2016, 20:56:11 PM

And retired cockeenneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2016, 22:01:49 PM
Enjoying their twilight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2016, 22:32:34 PM

Years in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2016, 07:35:55 AM
wonderful Caleta area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2016, 08:12:32 AM
Known as Beirut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2016, 08:40:50 AM
To sophisticated northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2016, 12:03:56 PM
With drunken tendencies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2016, 12:20:56 PM
But well respected
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2016, 17:19:47 PM
by German vistors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2016, 19:30:09 PM
Who appreciate the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2016, 20:35:33 PM

Yobbish behaviour of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2016, 07:41:30 AM
Chaveta's  visiting tourists
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2016, 07:58:49 AM
with Yorkshire origins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2016, 08:01:36 AM
Living in Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2016, 08:02:46 AM
Massachusetts in USA
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2016, 10:49:30 AM
which is better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2016, 11:39:16 AM
Preston and surrounding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 24, 2016, 18:54:31 PM

Little villages filled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2016, 20:06:11 PM
Bob look alikes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2016, 20:07:26 PM
Who are strong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2016, 20:08:48 PM
union men with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2016, 20:19:25 PM
Very high morals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2016, 20:21:49 PM
for a northerner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2016, 23:38:59 PM
With superior intelligence
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2016, 08:30:45 AM
of a meercat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2016, 10:47:01 AM
Selling superb insurance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2016, 12:24:57 PM

At greatly inflated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2016, 12:57:10 PM
Prices to cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2016, 16:51:42 PM
who are tight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2016, 17:13:19 PM
As Yorkshire folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2016, 20:43:08 PM
Will tell you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2016, 07:52:55 AM
about keeping whippets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2016, 08:02:39 AM
And making money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2016, 08:03:46 AM
picking pockets of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2016, 08:04:37 AM
Dozy southern  people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2016, 08:07:01 AM
after being coshed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2016, 08:11:03 AM
By Bob who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2016, 08:12:24 AM
was angry after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2016, 08:13:52 AM
He had to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2016, 08:15:16 AM
watch Blackburn lose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2016, 09:15:24 AM
yet again and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2016, 17:33:10 PM
drop towards the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2016, 18:10:25 PM

Vanarama league northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2016, 19:50:23 PM
Division with Guisley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2016, 07:36:50 AM
Beating them easily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2016, 08:23:10 AM
to Jon's delight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 27, 2016, 09:17:31 AM

Who are the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2016, 09:37:26 AM
Worse yorkshire team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 27, 2016, 16:14:36 PM

Apart from Leeds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2016, 17:34:26 PM
who Jon admires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2016, 19:43:45 PM
And slavers over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 27, 2016, 20:33:42 PM

Like black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2016, 07:28:19 AM
A true delicacy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2016, 07:46:16 AM
if you are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2016, 07:59:32 AM
A refined gentleman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2016, 08:10:04 AM
From Bratford area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2016, 08:32:02 AM
Drinking lager with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2016, 09:17:07 AM

Umbrella and straw
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2016, 10:28:09 AM
To impress the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2016, 17:08:09 PM
visiting London girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2016, 19:09:58 PM

Who were not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2016, 20:24:48 PM
Fooled by his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2016, 20:38:52 PM

Incomprehensible northern twang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2016, 22:11:32 PM
But still sucked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 29, 2016, 08:03:29 AM
on their teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 29, 2016, 15:03:10 PM
To savour the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 29, 2016, 16:13:37 PM
the black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 29, 2016, 16:32:53 PM
Flavoured crisps that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 29, 2016, 16:54:45 PM
Were popular with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 29, 2016, 17:24:25 PM
drunken Bradford folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 29, 2016, 18:08:06 PM
Who had a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 29, 2016, 18:19:53 PM
serious drink problem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 01, 2016, 05:30:35 AM

Whereby he could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2016, 07:48:17 AM
not find his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2016, 07:57:31 AM
Way back from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2016, 09:06:14 AM
Chavetta to Corrie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2016, 17:02:17 PM
To fellow drunks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2016, 18:52:41 PM
Who appreciate quality
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2016, 19:13:14 PM
Beer and food
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Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2016, 21:18:03 PM
And loutish behaviour
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Post by: dee-dee on March 01, 2016, 21:50:05 PM
that is often
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Post by: Baldy on March 02, 2016, 06:20:11 AM

Associated with Jon
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Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2016, 07:18:23 AM
And fellow Yorkshiremen
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Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2016, 07:55:02 AM
behaving badly abroad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2016, 11:43:59 AM
In Chavetta with
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Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2016, 18:27:30 PM
Dave and a
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Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2016, 19:02:44 PM
Well behaving group
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2016, 19:38:09 PM
Of recovering alcoholics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2016, 19:56:27 PM
In their sixties
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2016, 21:00:43 PM
Drinking earl Grey
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Post by: dee-dee on March 02, 2016, 21:46:38 PM
and buttered scones
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2016, 21:49:05 PM
Down at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 02, 2016, 22:01:14 PM

Beach cafe on
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2016, 23:22:43 PM
Chaveta's premier slum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 05:13:22 AM

That has been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2016, 07:01:48 AM
Marked for demolition
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Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2016, 07:50:29 AM
for the new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 18:50:49 PM

Up and coming
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Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2016, 20:14:11 PM
Greatly improved facilities
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 21:33:53 PM

Which are far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2016, 21:35:12 PM
Better than Strangeways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 21:36:35 PM

Could ever provide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2016, 21:37:40 PM
But we know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2016, 22:01:09 PM
Dave has a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2016, 22:03:33 PM
Massive drink problem
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2016, 22:07:43 PM
concerning all things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2016, 22:12:25 PM
He wears on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 22:13:16 PM

His head to
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Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2016, 22:15:34 PM
protect himself from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2016, 22:16:44 PM
Low flying peroni
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 22:17:54 PM

Bottles thrown by
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Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2016, 22:18:29 PM
passing folk from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2016, 22:19:27 PM
The beach cafe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 22:21:28 PM

Where Dave enjoys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2016, 22:23:20 PM
A fine cigar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2016, 22:26:21 PM

That has stunted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2016, 22:27:32 PM
His growth so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2016, 22:36:35 PM
he wears high
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2016, 05:24:42 AM
White stilettos to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2016, 05:28:52 AM

Mince around the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 04, 2016, 07:07:44 AM
busy pool area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2016, 07:15:03 AM
To pose for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2016, 08:16:19 AM
home in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2016, 14:31:22 PM
Slums of ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2016, 16:40:16 PM
Where future chavettes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2016, 17:02:14 PM
Insult northern lowlife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2016, 17:30:18 PM

On a daily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2016, 20:15:18 PM
Basis because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2016, 20:21:55 PM

Are thick skinned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2016, 20:56:07 PM
especially the head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2016, 21:21:55 PM

Barman at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2016, 07:54:39 AM
Beach cafe who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2016, 10:49:25 AM
banned Jon  for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2016, 12:23:52 PM
Being too hunky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2016, 13:52:07 PM

And a lout
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2016, 14:01:23 PM
He definitely isnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2016, 15:23:56 PM
the full ticket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2016, 15:29:46 PM
Compared with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2016, 15:31:25 PM
inbred Lancashire people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2016, 17:35:05 PM

That frequent this
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2016, 19:48:55 PM
Forum moaning about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2016, 22:21:20 PM

Superior southern forumers
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Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2016, 08:26:31 AM
with great personalities
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Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2016, 08:49:58 AM

Generous and forgiving
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2016, 12:34:35 PM
Pillars of society
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2016, 20:01:15 PM
With large heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2016, 21:11:01 PM

Full with brains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2016, 07:31:32 AM
That are never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2016, 08:07:59 AM
allowed to rest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2016, 08:52:07 AM
Doing constant crosswords
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2016, 12:36:47 PM
And having intellectual
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2016, 15:05:47 PM
Debates with chipmunks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2016, 19:19:54 PM
from darkest Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 07, 2016, 19:59:54 PM

Holed up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2016, 08:09:24 AM
the karaoke bar
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2016, 10:33:26 AM
Singing romantic songs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2016, 14:07:36 PM
To his princess
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2016, 15:41:25 PM
Who swooned with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2016, 16:19:13 PM
delight we he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2016, 17:04:37 PM
Sang her favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2016, 20:44:33 PM
My ding-a-ling which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2016, 21:16:31 PM
Got her going
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 08, 2016, 21:54:32 PM
to the toilet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2016, 22:08:02 PM
To throw up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2016, 23:09:14 PM
Her tia marias
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2016, 05:21:28 AM
All over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 09, 2016, 07:15:42 AM
looky looky man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2016, 08:01:32 AM
Who was looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2016, 10:50:29 AM
For Dave who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2016, 13:56:06 PM
Needed a new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2016, 14:47:41 PM
Syrup after he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2016, 18:20:15 PM
donated his previous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2016, 19:00:25 PM

One to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2016, 23:15:23 PM
Train guards benevolent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2016, 08:23:39 AM
society and travellers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2016, 13:58:38 PM
From Essex poorhouses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2016, 15:43:02 PM
Where cockeneeees finish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2016, 16:53:06 PM
Writing begging letters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2016, 18:11:19 PM
to give to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2016, 18:52:05 PM
The Preston barons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2016, 19:11:52 PM
Who generously give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2016, 19:16:04 PM

Chuff all to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2016, 19:36:17 PM
Poor yorkshire folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2016, 19:52:25 PM

And their whippets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2016, 20:15:21 PM
Who struggle to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2016, 22:07:35 PM
even raise a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2016, 22:42:25 PM
Smile when Dortmund
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2016, 08:19:19 AM
fluke a lucky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2016, 18:27:53 PM

Three goals past
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2016, 07:49:15 AM
The sleeping keeper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2016, 08:53:07 AM
and disturb his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2016, 08:09:55 AM

Siesta time in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2016, 09:40:32 AM
A drunken stupor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2016, 10:17:38 AM

Accompanied by Harry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2016, 11:22:10 AM
Seacombe signing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2016, 18:43:14 PM
Extra large boxers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2016, 19:27:36 PM
Before experiencing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2016, 10:16:18 AM
Excitement of a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2016, 15:27:59 PM
meeting a London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2016, 16:06:09 PM
Chav in Chavetta
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2016, 16:38:46 PM
Related to Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2016, 16:52:12 PM
The Yorkshire stud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2016, 18:45:50 PM
In his dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2016, 19:37:43 PM
He believes he's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2016, 00:03:11 AM
The one for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2016, 12:36:33 PM
An honorary cockneyship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2016, 14:54:53 PM
If he eats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2016, 17:36:45 PM
Tubbie's jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 15, 2016, 19:09:45 PM

And wears a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2016, 19:21:00 PM
Spurs scarf to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2016, 19:50:27 PM
Cover his modesty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2016, 20:14:06 PM
Before going to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 15, 2016, 20:44:30 PM

Confession at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2016, 21:41:12 PM
Alcoholics anonymous meeting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2016, 22:11:48 PM
Where he meets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 16, 2016, 07:01:13 AM
Brightfart and Woe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2016, 07:30:17 AM
Who send him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2016, 10:01:12 AM
an English breakfast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2016, 15:12:23 PM
To devour with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2016, 16:46:13 PM
help from Sweatycheeks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2016, 18:49:20 PM
Who prefers a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2016, 18:59:39 PM
Date with Baz
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2016, 19:29:05 PM
At burger king
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2016, 19:51:02 PM
For a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2016, 20:26:25 PM
Triple cheeseburger with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2016, 21:59:23 PM
Two fried eggs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2016, 05:47:47 AM

Washed down with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 17, 2016, 07:09:13 AM
a big glass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2016, 09:55:35 AM
of sugar laden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2016, 10:24:58 AM
Taxable fizzy coke
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2016, 14:08:32 PM
Supplied by Woe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2016, 15:55:41 PM
Who preferred a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2016, 17:07:45 PM
Fight with Baz
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 17, 2016, 18:50:00 PM
To having to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 18, 2016, 07:05:02 AM
listen to nonsense
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2016, 08:15:11 AM
spouting from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2016, 07:08:31 AM
Mouth about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 20, 2016, 07:23:39 AM
price of flights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2016, 07:28:45 AM
From Birmingham airport
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 20, 2016, 07:32:16 AM
where you get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2016, 07:34:49 AM
Dumped if you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 20, 2016, 07:41:21 AM
fly with Ryanair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2016, 07:44:22 AM

And don't abide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2016, 07:46:16 AM
By there rules
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 20, 2016, 07:52:51 AM
when its foggy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2016, 08:13:36 AM
Mi Princess gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2016, 09:27:54 AM
Scared that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2016, 09:44:38 AM
Might never see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2016, 12:04:00 PM
her white stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2016, 19:01:49 PM

Again when she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 21, 2016, 07:11:17 AM
leaves her bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2016, 07:23:26 AM
In the bingo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2016, 08:20:11 AM

Hall in darkest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2016, 08:37:21 AM
mood after losing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2016, 16:13:36 PM
Her lucky pen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2016, 17:20:52 PM
Which was stolen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2016, 17:34:04 PM
By Bob who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2016, 20:44:16 PM

Wrote his time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 22, 2016, 07:09:05 AM
sheet and the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2016, 08:53:45 AM
Expenses sheet which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2016, 09:00:33 AM

Was overly excessive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2016, 10:17:50 AM
like his vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2016, 10:37:32 AM
Drinking which caused
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2016, 13:33:47 PM
a world shortage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2016, 14:50:03 PM

In Russia where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2016, 15:15:29 PM
Bob liked to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2016, 16:14:24 PM
meet his comrades
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2016, 16:45:31 PM
And discuss industrial
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2016, 17:57:10 PM
Action tactics to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2016, 20:15:35 PM
Disrupt people's lives
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2016, 20:24:30 PM
Which ruins their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 22, 2016, 20:25:44 PM
Pimms party in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2016, 20:31:43 PM
The leafy suburbs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2016, 22:09:00 PM

Of London Town
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2016, 07:18:51 AM
Where the toffs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 23, 2016, 07:23:57 AM
take train rides
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2016, 07:29:58 AM
Down to maidstone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2016, 08:22:09 AM
To take in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2016, 08:22:45 AM
ramblers from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2016, 08:58:25 AM

To see the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2016, 15:06:30 PM
local hop pickers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2016, 15:26:04 PM
Making flat ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2016, 17:03:26 PM
That Yorkies adore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2016, 20:01:43 PM
To throw away
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 24, 2016, 06:39:12 AM
the wrappers from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 07:47:09 AM
Daves old packets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2016, 07:52:01 AM
Of viagra which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2016, 10:07:51 AM

He uses on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 10:16:28 AM
his golf weeekends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2016, 12:27:12 PM
To perk up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 13:40:47 PM
his follow through
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 15:08:37 PM
Making soiled undies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 16:26:39 PM
and happy ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2016, 20:00:47 PM
From Thailand who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2016, 21:09:06 PM

For five dollars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 21:10:33 PM
Washed his syrup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 21:11:52 PM
In Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 21:12:41 PM
The finest liquid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 21:13:51 PM
Recycled through virgins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 21:14:39 PM
Who symbolised purity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 21:15:37 PM
And brewers droop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 21:16:21 PM
To soft cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 21:17:45 PM
With generous dispositions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 21:19:33 PM
Towards fellow gooners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2016, 21:21:10 PM
With unknown fathers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2016, 22:12:00 PM
Who did a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 25, 2016, 07:20:24 AM
bunk when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2016, 08:01:28 AM
Had to pay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2016, 10:47:20 AM
for their misdeeds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2016, 14:46:15 PM

And watch spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2016, 15:56:00 PM
Lose the plot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2016, 07:44:56 AM
Towards the end
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2016, 08:06:45 AM

Of the season
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2016, 09:35:20 AM
And give the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2016, 10:08:01 AM
other teams easy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 27, 2016, 13:51:13 PM
Goals so that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2016, 17:51:41 PM
They blow another
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 28, 2016, 08:02:21 AM
lot of debris
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2016, 10:36:08 AM
from Jon's car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2016, 18:34:52 PM
Into the carpark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2016, 21:41:16 PM

At Lidl in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 29, 2016, 05:38:13 AM
Leeds near to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2016, 08:57:31 AM
his favourite curry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2016, 09:09:28 AM
House where he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2016, 12:38:26 PM
runs the bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2016, 13:38:49 PM
On the side
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2016, 17:54:33 PM
When the golfclub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2016, 20:10:51 PM
Is quiet because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2016, 20:58:45 PM
its always empty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2016, 22:50:46 PM
When it's drossing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 30, 2016, 06:35:21 AM
time on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2016, 09:51:31 AM
annoyance of waiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2016, 16:42:17 PM

Upper class clientele
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2016, 17:31:04 PM
Gagging for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2016, 19:18:11 PM
Peroni or two
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2016, 09:03:53 AM
to wash down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2016, 09:09:41 AM

The inedible food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2016, 10:14:43 AM
Imported from Camden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 31, 2016, 11:49:14 AM
For the Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2016, 12:40:05 PM

To sell back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2016, 15:34:20 PM
To grateful northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2016, 19:12:28 PM
Living in Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 31, 2016, 19:45:27 PM
Where flat beer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2016, 20:11:42 PM
Imported from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2016, 20:42:42 PM
For stupid southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 31, 2016, 20:54:58 PM
to throw away
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2016, 08:15:55 AM
as undrinkable and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2016, 13:00:30 PM
Sup eel juice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2016, 15:12:54 PM
n preference to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 01, 2016, 16:27:48 PM
a mojito that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2016, 16:49:41 PM
Jon's teeth fell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2016, 17:23:10 PM

Out and whippet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2016, 18:54:23 PM
Buried them in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2016, 22:35:32 PM

The ferrets hole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2016, 22:37:09 PM
Up jons trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2016, 22:55:43 PM
Where his python
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2016, 09:33:36 AM
resembles a worm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2016, 09:36:55 AM

That has been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2016, 13:35:50 PM
Anorexic for ages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2016, 09:24:27 AM
Until it met
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2016, 12:39:47 PM
Sainsbury's bacon slicer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2016, 15:36:10 PM

And was promptly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2016, 16:53:02 PM
sliced and barbecued
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2016, 18:47:28 PM
And given to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2016, 20:57:11 PM

Jon's ferret who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 04, 2016, 07:06:22 AM
was very hungry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2016, 08:14:55 AM
after a disappointing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2016, 15:40:55 PM
Bowl of eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2016, 16:12:50 PM
Soaked in tabasco
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2016, 16:54:11 PM
Sauce with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2016, 19:48:52 PM
Plate of cockles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 04, 2016, 21:56:09 PM
was left on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2016, 09:22:59 AM
Jon's shopping list
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2016, 10:27:51 AM

Along with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2016, 12:59:54 PM
Black pudding for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 05, 2016, 14:43:17 PM
His large breakfast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2016, 14:48:43 PM
and elasticated trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2016, 17:16:42 PM
To accommodate his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2016, 17:41:28 PM
Ever expanding waistline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 05, 2016, 18:04:29 PM
Which wobbled when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2016, 19:02:05 PM

He removed his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2016, 19:25:43 PM
Corset that Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2016, 19:32:23 PM

Had lent him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2016, 19:35:54 PM
In return for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 05, 2016, 21:52:26 PM
some Emmerdale gifts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2016, 07:38:45 AM
borrowed from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2016, 15:13:16 PM
Village hall where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2016, 17:30:25 PM
The annual party
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2016, 18:23:02 PM
Was in full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2016, 19:16:17 PM

Swing to celebrate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 06, 2016, 22:41:42 PM
that Dee had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2016, 23:51:09 PM
Come to visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 07, 2016, 09:01:36 AM
Loverboy in yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2016, 09:05:11 AM
and educate him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2016, 19:34:21 PM

How to do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 07, 2016, 19:55:52 PM
Seduce a cockeneeeee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2016, 20:24:10 PM
like a cockney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2016, 22:21:49 PM

Would be fooled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2016, 22:29:33 PM
Into wearing syrups
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 08, 2016, 05:54:53 AM
but she had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2016, 07:20:05 AM
Him in her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2016, 08:41:28 AM
new white stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 08, 2016, 17:16:11 PM

And short skirt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 08, 2016, 17:36:46 PM
Which was causing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2016, 18:58:57 PM
Jon's blood pressure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2016, 20:35:02 PM

To shoot through
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2016, 20:59:21 PM
when Guiseley lose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2016, 22:01:05 PM

Which happens on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2016, 08:24:53 AM
most match days
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2016, 10:46:51 AM
because they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2016, 16:27:38 PM
Modelled on Blackburn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2016, 18:24:13 PM

Whose relegation battle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2016, 20:08:52 PM
will go to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2016, 21:31:25 PM

The last game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2016, 08:00:31 AM
or until venkys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2016, 08:03:53 AM
spend some of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2016, 17:06:14 PM

Their chicken feed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 12, 2016, 21:57:39 PM
on new players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2016, 22:04:22 PM

To run round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2016, 08:24:01 AM
like headless chickens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2016, 08:26:50 AM
driving expensive motors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2016, 08:27:56 AM
that are on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2016, 08:28:56 AM
cheap leases from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2016, 08:29:34 AM
dodgy hire companies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2016, 08:30:54 AM
with flashy sounding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2016, 08:31:24 AM
names to draw
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2016, 14:34:33 PM
top quality WAGS
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 13, 2016, 19:00:40 PM

To the north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2016, 20:56:06 PM
To milk them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 13, 2016, 22:04:00 PM

Rich football players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2016, 23:50:51 PM
Of all their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2016, 09:23:18 AM
wealth by flirting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2016, 17:07:14 PM
With young girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2016, 20:07:53 PM
From the Midlands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2016, 06:40:44 AM
Who think that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 15, 2016, 07:10:27 AM
money is everything
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2016, 08:56:38 AM
when they should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2016, 11:49:13 AM
Be playing better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2016, 13:11:36 PM
like London teams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2016, 19:12:27 PM

Arsenal, West Ham
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2016, 20:45:45 PM
Who are boring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2016, 23:18:24 PM
The pants off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2016, 23:26:40 PM

The paying customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2016, 08:17:33 AM
In the clubhouse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2016, 11:32:37 AM
flashing their tattoos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2016, 08:54:37 AM
At the young
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2016, 12:18:45 PM
mascot dressed as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2016, 15:48:34 PM
A spurs cockeral
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2016, 16:53:15 PM

Who was clucking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2016, 18:22:26 PM
Before the big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2016, 12:52:15 PM
Game against the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2016, 15:56:15 PM

Bantams which was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2016, 17:10:12 PM
Another spurs defeat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2016, 17:18:12 PM
To poor opposition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2016, 18:46:19 PM

With only 9
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2016, 21:50:22 PM
Men in opposition
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2016, 22:34:56 PM
And get stuffed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 19, 2016, 06:59:54 AM
with jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2016, 08:00:03 AM
At half time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2016, 09:04:02 AM
giving them squitters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2016, 13:35:58 PM
Making them dump
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2016, 15:57:04 PM
All over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2016, 19:34:01 PM

Spurs pitch that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2016, 22:20:48 PM
Was  used to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 20, 2016, 05:50:49 AM
host Zumba classes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2016, 07:11:00 AM
Where Dave enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2016, 07:25:09 AM
His liasion with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2016, 08:18:37 AM
The village bike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2016, 08:35:25 AM
down from Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2016, 12:49:05 PM
To earn some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2016, 13:40:04 PM
Easy money with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2016, 13:59:58 PM

The hop pickers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2016, 15:01:57 PM
from Romania and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2016, 19:49:07 PM
The posh Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2016, 21:11:50 PM
who don't tolerate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2016, 21:56:29 PM

Cr•p from northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2016, 00:43:38 AM
Who dismiss Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 21, 2016, 06:49:35 AM
when they should
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2016, 09:02:11 AM
applaud their genious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2016, 15:18:18 PM

And likeable personalities
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2016, 16:06:56 PM
and outstanding looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2016, 19:30:26 PM
Compared to pigs ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2016, 19:56:25 PM

That roam northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 22, 2016, 05:57:22 AM
wet hilly parts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2016, 08:26:01 AM
of depressingly boring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2016, 10:01:24 AM
west yorkshite where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2016, 16:41:50 PM
The sun never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 22, 2016, 18:27:53 PM

Shines and locals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2016, 18:39:17 PM
Get drunk on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2016, 19:26:12 PM
White spirits and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2016, 21:31:38 PM
Flat Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 23, 2016, 07:08:47 AM
at the Woolpack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2016, 08:56:21 AM
with uncomfortable chairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2016, 13:16:05 PM

And lunatic Dingles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2016, 16:22:43 PM
who speak highly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2016, 18:39:27 PM

Of their family
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2016, 08:53:21 AM
The best in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2016, 09:19:08 AM

Eshot the village
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2016, 09:35:16 AM
Dee visited and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2016, 11:18:44 AM
spent a vast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2016, 14:23:08 PM

Amount of money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2016, 17:09:21 PM
to the delight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2016, 21:18:29 PM

Of Diane who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2016, 06:04:16 AM
Had visited the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2016, 07:47:06 AM
The loo before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2016, 08:29:40 AM
Going to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2016, 08:38:06 AM
marathon karaoke event
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2016, 10:00:43 AM

Hosted by Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2016, 13:48:38 PM
In a drunken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2016, 15:15:16 PM
rendition of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2016, 15:25:25 PM
Favourite song which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2016, 19:12:49 PM

Is on Ilkley
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2016, 19:13:50 PM
Moor bar tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2016, 20:20:41 PM
Where the rain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2016, 22:02:59 PM
Lashes down on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2016, 22:17:49 PM

Every day ending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2016, 06:48:51 AM
Up flooding the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 26, 2016, 06:53:34 AM
Woolpack and the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2016, 06:54:22 AM
Black pudding shop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 26, 2016, 07:00:20 AM
where Jon liked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2016, 08:54:28 AM
To devour the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2016, 09:25:02 AM
stomach churning mixture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2016, 09:57:30 AM
Made for proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2016, 12:58:46 PM
masochists who often
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2016, 18:55:42 PM
Support Guiseley who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2016, 19:06:04 PM
Have no taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2016, 22:17:38 PM
Buds left because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 27, 2016, 05:40:44 AM
they eat too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2016, 05:49:51 AM

Much black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2016, 08:08:04 AM
with madras sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2016, 08:32:19 AM
with lukewarm beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2016, 12:47:38 PM
Served in buckets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2016, 12:48:42 PM
To cool your
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2016, 13:48:38 PM
Amorous desires towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2016, 13:56:14 PM
The cockeneee siren
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2016, 16:54:05 PM
Who Jon propositions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2016, 18:55:00 PM

On a regular
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2016, 19:31:41 PM
Basis as he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2016, 21:29:58 PM
Seems to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 27, 2016, 21:41:49 PM
always up for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2016, 22:23:42 PM
A bit of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2016, 22:31:27 PM

Pigeon racing on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2016, 07:08:51 AM
a Sunday morning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2016, 09:15:15 AM
followed by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2016, 18:50:55 PM

Pint of flat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2016, 19:02:16 PM
London courage beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2016, 20:07:02 PM

That didn't travel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2016, 07:13:41 AM
Past mile end
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2016, 09:15:19 AM
being too strong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 30, 2016, 07:15:07 AM
and no available
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2016, 09:05:44 AM
Free bus pass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2016, 09:07:26 AM
to allow him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2016, 08:51:11 AM
To meet his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2016, 08:30:36 AM
Essex white stiletto  ::)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2016, 08:42:29 AM
 ;D

In the dunes :-*
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2016, 08:47:06 AM
amongst the nudists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2016, 08:48:54 AM
Showing off little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2016, 08:55:28 AM
back flips and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2016, 08:56:54 AM
Somersaults for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2016, 08:58:45 AM
growing crowd that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2016, 09:01:10 AM
Had gathered to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2016, 09:07:19 AM
admire his big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2016, 09:09:22 AM
Todger that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2016, 09:11:59 AM

Bought from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2016, 09:13:49 AM
Chinese supermarket that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2016, 09:19:09 AM

Also sell chains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2016, 09:22:14 AM
And whips for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2016, 10:15:43 AM
Tamaragua swingers club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2016, 10:22:06 AM

Who regularly meet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2016, 10:27:06 AM
Round at Daves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 03, 2016, 07:29:23 AM
for cucumber sarnies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2016, 07:56:30 AM
And Earl Grey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2016, 08:51:22 AM
in bone china
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2016, 17:10:13 PM
Mugs from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2016, 17:12:18 PM
Local curry house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2016, 17:31:21 PM
Which serves the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2016, 18:51:49 PM
Finest Suffolk gentry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2016, 19:08:22 PM

And their staff
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2016, 20:49:25 PM
To gur wrecking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2016, 21:26:01 PM
The bone china
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2016, 08:36:03 AM
into a thousand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2016, 17:24:47 PM
Little bits that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 04, 2016, 19:18:07 PM

Jon had to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2016, 19:22:01 PM
Stick together again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2016, 20:58:09 PM
Before he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2016, 00:10:53 AM
Sup his brew
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 05, 2016, 06:52:11 AM
it started to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2016, 07:40:24 AM
rain and he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2016, 08:40:29 AM
dived in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2016, 20:37:10 PM

Nearest bar that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2016, 21:01:50 PM
Had a happy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2016, 22:26:57 PM
Hour for cheap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 05, 2016, 22:49:30 PM
mojitos and plenty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2016, 07:28:58 AM
Of Tia Maria
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2016, 09:29:22 AM
with her cornflakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2016, 07:02:56 AM
Just to keep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2016, 09:44:05 AM
her blood alcohol
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2016, 10:27:06 AM

Levels as high
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2016, 10:46:45 AM
As possible to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2016, 08:52:23 AM
Enable her to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2016, 10:00:33 AM
limbo under the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 09, 2016, 17:21:55 PM

Doors to Dunas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2016, 17:25:41 PM
Caleta where builders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2016, 17:28:20 PM
Are sat eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 09, 2016, 18:27:51 PM

Their tapas instead
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2016, 18:57:21 PM
Of finishing Dee's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2016, 22:08:20 PM
Penthouse where she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2016, 05:45:59 AM

Wanted to holiday
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 10, 2016, 07:32:57 AM
but looks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2016, 07:54:10 AM
It's a tent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2016, 17:02:39 PM
In bob's garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2016, 22:32:45 PM
Where she can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2016, 22:51:25 PM

Sleep and sunbath
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 11, 2016, 05:59:04 AM
but no pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2016, 06:54:01 AM

To cool Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2016, 07:18:49 AM
in passionate moments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2016, 14:58:04 PM
When she likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2016, 17:15:47 PM

To scream yeeeeessss
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2016, 17:27:19 PM
When offered more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2016, 18:50:11 PM

Tia Maria with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2016, 20:44:36 PM
A cocktail cherry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2016, 21:42:24 PM
And a sparkler
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2016, 22:03:12 PM
To remind her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2016, 05:11:54 AM
That she needed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2016, 07:36:13 AM
to help Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 13, 2016, 07:14:06 AM
choose better shirts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2016, 10:42:49 AM
With out pictures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2016, 15:09:18 PM

Or flowers on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2016, 15:27:11 PM
The front and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2016, 19:07:48 PM

Whippet on back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2016, 19:19:02 PM
And love cockneys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 13, 2016, 22:12:33 PM
Who eat eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2016, 07:38:38 AM
Until they're sick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 14, 2016, 08:53:18 AM
for more delicious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 14, 2016, 09:17:19 AM
Like black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 14, 2016, 20:43:32 PM
To soak up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 15, 2016, 07:02:37 AM
all the ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2016, 07:40:12 AM
That he spilled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2016, 07:58:47 AM
when shaking his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2016, 09:47:26 AM
Fist at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2016, 12:05:19 PM
Yobos from Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2016, 14:55:25 PM

Who cause trouble
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2016, 17:56:44 PM
In macdonalds and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2016, 18:10:36 PM

Burger King in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2016, 20:55:52 PM
Chavetta where cockenees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2016, 21:46:31 PM

Rule the roost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 16, 2016, 07:19:58 AM
with their home-grown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2016, 07:50:08 AM
sense of humour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2016, 17:11:36 PM
About Newcastle thrashing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2016, 18:32:32 PM

The third placed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2016, 18:46:18 PM
Heroes mugged by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2016, 19:19:25 PM

Their own players
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2016, 20:41:25 PM
And preserving Arsene
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2016, 05:44:55 AM

Wenger's Job for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 17, 2016, 06:57:09 AM
two more weeks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2016, 08:08:24 AM
until Bradford City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2016, 08:27:53 AM
Give him a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2016, 12:51:48 PM
Real challenge by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2016, 19:34:37 PM

Building a team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2016, 22:21:57 PM
That can beat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2016, 22:34:57 PM

A visually impaired
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 18, 2016, 05:51:59 AM
manager that gets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2016, 08:43:46 AM
the hump when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2016, 20:34:24 PM

He can't see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2016, 20:45:36 PM
His players foul
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2016, 05:53:33 AM

The referee and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2016, 06:04:15 AM
Take a dive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2016, 07:35:07 AM
like Vardy and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2016, 17:23:33 PM

Costa, the cheating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2016, 17:48:22 PM
Fellows who should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2016, 18:46:16 PM

Be banned for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2016, 19:02:08 PM
Life and banished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2016, 19:56:33 PM

To Spurs first
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2016, 21:39:33 PM
Team under gareth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2016, 07:38:54 AM
and win everything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2016, 17:58:42 PM

On table football
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2016, 20:47:37 PM
And arm wrestling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2016, 18:41:18 PM

Where one requires
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2016, 09:04:57 AM
Big strong girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2016, 11:30:05 AM
To help out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2016, 19:58:50 PM

Harry Kane and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2016, 20:45:20 PM
His penalty taking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2016, 20:58:08 PM

By firing wide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 23, 2016, 04:42:04 AM
And high into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2016, 07:42:04 AM

The Manchester night
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2016, 08:47:32 AM
rain to Jose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2016, 16:02:22 PM
Who was meeting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2016, 17:51:34 PM
With the rats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2016, 18:17:50 PM

That run the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 23, 2016, 20:22:20 PM
Good ship lollypop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2016, 20:53:53 PM
while poor Louis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2016, 22:41:41 PM

Has been given
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 24, 2016, 06:21:18 AM
his marching orders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2016, 07:43:05 AM
and £4m to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2016, 19:08:52 PM

Disappear over to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2016, 21:07:26 PM
Make arsenal exciting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2016, 21:14:03 PM

And finish higher
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2016, 21:15:04 PM
Than Crystal Palace
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2016, 21:16:18 PM

As well as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2016, 21:17:19 PM
Just avoiding relegation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2016, 21:20:08 PM

And not qualifying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2016, 21:21:49 PM
For Europa league
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2016, 21:23:35 PM

On a Thursday
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2016, 21:24:49 PM
Night in Russia
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2016, 03:23:08 AM
With no mark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2016, 07:26:48 AM
to help them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2016, 08:37:03 AM
Find out why
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2016, 11:04:41 AM
They are always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2016, 13:33:05 PM

Higher than Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2016, 15:36:34 PM
Who bottle it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2016, 17:01:49 PM
Until next season
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2016, 17:37:52 PM
When they completely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2016, 18:47:09 PM
Lose the plot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2016, 18:52:36 PM

Getting hammered by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2016, 19:21:02 PM
Dirty cheating red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2016, 22:03:49 PM
Squirrels who beat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 26, 2016, 06:43:46 AM
up other Squirrels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2016, 07:36:54 AM
and ugly hedgehogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2016, 14:35:24 PM
That insult Harry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2016, 14:46:07 PM

Kane for being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2016, 17:26:33 PM
Like their covering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 26, 2016, 22:42:20 PM
In his mask
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 27, 2016, 05:51:51 AM
that looks like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2016, 07:57:20 AM
Jon after a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2016, 10:07:36 AM
Day in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2016, 13:55:19 PM
Sun without any
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2016, 19:42:30 PM

Ale to cool
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2016, 08:46:22 AM
His rampant desires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2016, 09:36:51 AM

Towards Dee, the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2016, 07:52:48 AM
Essex accent charming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2016, 08:20:45 AM
His pants off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2016, 09:16:56 AM

To reveal a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2016, 15:20:38 PM
Tattoo of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2016, 20:36:55 PM
Leeds utd badge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2016, 07:30:37 AM
which he got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2016, 08:39:11 AM
In a drunken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2016, 17:14:37 PM
Session in burnley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 31, 2016, 07:50:51 AM
With Bob who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2016, 08:47:36 AM
has twelve fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 31, 2016, 15:57:28 PM
Making it easier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2016, 16:56:03 PM

To get brass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2016, 17:28:02 PM
Out of jon's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2016, 19:02:22 PM

Trouser pocket where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2016, 19:11:20 PM
A mouse trap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2016, 19:42:04 PM

Has captured Bob's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2016, 14:06:49 PM
Wallet containing new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2016, 15:34:42 PM
Free rail tickets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2016, 16:49:21 PM
In first class
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2016, 16:57:47 PM
Whilst the paying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2016, 18:21:36 PM
For platform tickets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2016, 08:58:06 AM
is now defunct
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2016, 13:56:57 PM
Like the railways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2016, 15:45:49 PM

That are run
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2016, 17:19:16 PM
costing the travellers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2016, 19:04:15 PM

An absolute fortune
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2016, 07:23:51 AM
especially southern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2016, 07:24:09 AM
who are minted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2016, 07:25:15 AM
subsidising other areas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 03, 2016, 13:43:54 PM

Of the country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2016, 17:35:12 PM
In pre war
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 03, 2016, 18:39:06 PM

Terraced Nissan huts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2016, 19:32:07 PM
And rolling stock
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2016, 17:38:44 PM
Cubes down the
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Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2016, 19:24:30 PM
The platform for
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2016, 20:32:42 PM
The passengers to
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Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2016, 20:46:32 PM
collect for the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2016, 10:43:16 AM
self service drinks
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Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2016, 16:49:04 PM
Using recycled water
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Post by: Baldy on June 06, 2016, 17:00:44 PM

That is collected
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Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2016, 17:46:03 PM
And labelled up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 06, 2016, 18:59:02 PM

As John Smith's
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Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2016, 19:11:43 PM
Finest Yorkshire brew
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2016, 21:13:08 PM
Brewed in Suffolk
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Post by: Baldy on June 06, 2016, 22:19:19 PM

By little people
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Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2016, 08:00:29 AM
who enjoy winding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 07, 2016, 12:47:45 PM

Up their northern
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2016, 17:06:00 PM
Superiors who laugh
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Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2016, 18:12:56 PM
Delude their selves
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2016, 10:17:31 AM
About southern softies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2016, 16:55:27 PM
Being too tough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2016, 17:27:08 PM
On their poodles
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2016, 22:30:49 PM
After their walkies
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Post by: dee-dee on June 09, 2016, 07:14:37 AM
where they forgot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2016, 08:23:46 AM
the plastic bag
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Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2016, 18:16:20 PM

Full of biscuits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2016, 18:58:40 PM
For balls to
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Post by: superkev61 on June 09, 2016, 23:11:03 PM
drop nicely into
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Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2016, 07:58:26 AM
his cup of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 10, 2016, 08:37:08 AM
Hot milk that
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Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2016, 12:31:20 PM

Dee lovingly prepares
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Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2016, 15:06:55 PM
Before adding some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2016, 23:14:28 PM

Bob Martin tablets
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2016, 12:51:10 PM
To de-worm him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2016, 10:11:47 AM
Before he farts
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Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2016, 12:13:40 PM

And blows all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2016, 18:19:14 PM
the candles out
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Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2016, 18:23:25 PM

On his birthday
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Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2016, 18:23:57 PM
setting light to
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2016, 20:01:05 PM
His beloved bar
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Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2016, 07:35:02 AM
and covers it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2016, 09:32:54 AM
In a sticky
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Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2016, 11:02:11 AM
brown chocolate like
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Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2016, 19:15:28 PM

Gel that is
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Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2016, 19:48:44 PM
Available from all
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Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2016, 22:40:45 PM

Major pharmaceutical outlets
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Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2016, 07:56:28 AM
and the internet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2016, 08:15:36 AM
From dodgy sites
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2016, 12:20:22 PM
Located in India
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2016, 15:43:19 PM
Where he buys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2016, 18:16:09 PM
slimming and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2016, 20:19:47 PM
Pills to assist
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Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2016, 20:36:59 PM
With the softness
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2016, 22:32:21 PM
Of his old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2016, 07:32:09 AM
wrinkled little friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2016, 07:53:14 AM
Which was redundant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2016, 11:53:41 AM
Due to tory
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Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2016, 13:35:37 PM
Generosity to northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 16, 2016, 07:09:06 AM
men when they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2016, 08:16:10 AM
need gastric bands
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2016, 17:50:41 PM
So not to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 16, 2016, 19:54:35 PM

Achieve ever expanding
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Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2016, 20:23:37 PM
Corporations that hide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2016, 20:44:57 PM
Tory slush funds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2016, 01:19:42 AM

Destined for Northern
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Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2016, 07:48:41 AM
fat cats who
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2016, 08:55:31 AM
Travel the world
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Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2016, 09:00:28 AM
in First Class
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2016, 09:35:41 AM
Carriages with the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2016, 18:48:28 PM
Cockenees serving them
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Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2016, 20:24:23 PM

Humble pie as
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2016, 09:33:58 AM
They apologised for
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Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2016, 19:56:59 PM
Inviting them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2016, 05:10:14 AM
The southern slums
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Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2016, 16:02:29 PM
Which are palaces
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2016, 17:25:57 PM

Compared to the
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Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2016, 18:04:08 PM
Northern mud huts
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Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2016, 00:53:19 AM

And cardboard boxes
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Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2016, 16:26:57 PM
Next to their
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2016, 18:20:03 PM
Hugo Boss wallets
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Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2016, 19:19:04 PM
Full of fifty
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Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2016, 16:20:29 PM

Pence pieces and
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Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2016, 16:36:09 PM
A photo of
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Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2016, 17:20:45 PM

Lowry's matchstick men
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2016, 08:27:00 AM
Which was worth
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Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2016, 12:03:41 PM
A small fortune
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Post by: superkev61 on June 26, 2016, 17:21:18 PM
when it was
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Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2016, 20:04:33 PM
Bought from the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 27, 2016, 08:53:30 AM
johns back bedroom
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Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2016, 17:43:21 PM
Art studio which
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Post by: Baldy on June 27, 2016, 18:30:18 PM

Is loaded with
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Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2016, 19:27:00 PM
Finest Yorkshire ale
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2016, 12:29:51 PM
To drink with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2016, 17:20:50 PM
Disgusting black pudding
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Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2016, 21:09:59 PM

And pontefract cakes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2016, 21:20:34 PM
Which is why
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2016, 22:42:53 PM
He is regular
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2016, 10:03:27 AM
for stomach pumping
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2016, 20:04:12 PM
At the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2016, 20:07:45 PM
Polish plumbing workshop
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Post by: superkev61 on July 02, 2016, 22:10:37 PM
which was owned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2016, 08:14:53 AM
 
By bodgeit and
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2016, 10:02:30 AM
Scarpowski who were
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Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2016, 16:48:13 PM
Friends of Bob
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Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2016, 20:15:10 PM

The red ruski
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2016, 20:58:37 PM
Who voted out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 03, 2016, 22:56:47 PM
the latest government
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2016, 20:58:09 PM
Of cockeney spivs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2016, 09:18:58 AM
who support Corbyn
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2016, 18:06:40 PM
And trust the
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Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2016, 18:57:32 PM
Country into chaos
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2016, 03:56:32 AM
But not as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2016, 08:18:44 AM
bad as Blair
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2016, 13:15:53 PM
Or even Maggie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2016, 15:56:44 PM
Who saved Britain
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Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2016, 16:49:43 PM

From the unions
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2016, 17:12:52 PM
Whilst snogging Reagan
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Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2016, 18:08:01 PM
And handbaging Europe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2016, 03:50:10 AM
Who should have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2016, 09:27:16 AM
ducked and flown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2016, 15:30:16 PM

The pigeon coop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2016, 15:31:15 PM
Back to Ipswich
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Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2016, 18:22:46 PM

Where Dave looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2016, 18:47:03 PM
For hand outs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2016, 20:19:03 PM
For up north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2016, 18:12:27 PM

Forumers that need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2016, 19:00:23 PM
A special treat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2016, 08:15:29 AM

Away from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2016, 09:24:22 AM
Harry Ramsden fish
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2016, 09:59:56 AM
And chippy in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2016, 14:17:45 PM
The Preston high
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2016, 17:13:33 PM

Street that also
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2016, 10:03:43 AM
has a MacDonalds
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Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2016, 10:15:48 AM

Which is frequented
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Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2016, 10:54:55 AM
By local chavs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2016, 20:35:59 PM

From the north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 10, 2016, 21:12:21 PM
West of Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2016, 08:09:58 AM
over from Tamaragua
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2016, 21:29:55 PM

And other far
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2016, 08:31:58 AM
off tax havens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2016, 10:49:57 AM
like Ipswich and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2016, 11:06:22 AM
The arsenal slums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2016, 16:30:52 PM
Housing Yorkshire families
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2016, 17:22:15 PM

Who's cardboard boxes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2016, 18:51:01 PM
Were repossessed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2016, 19:19:52 PM
Loathsome Cockeneeeee landlords
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2016, 23:24:56 PM

Fed up with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 14, 2016, 07:24:30 AM
talk of Brexit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2016, 08:54:50 AM
and smelly ferrets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2016, 10:32:31 AM
Bred in Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2016, 14:52:26 PM
with high demand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2016, 16:27:02 PM

By northern folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2016, 16:43:18 PM
With healthy appetites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2016, 19:38:12 PM
For proper beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2016, 20:55:40 PM

Only found down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 14, 2016, 22:07:06 PM
in the cellar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2016, 22:46:47 PM
At my bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2016, 08:29:20 AM
next to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2016, 08:49:20 AM
curried black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2016, 16:53:47 PM
and beetroot sandwiches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2016, 16:58:15 PM

Which are a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2016, 19:33:23 PM
delicacy appreciated by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2016, 22:19:14 PM

Northerners with no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2016, 08:42:12 AM
style or finesse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 16, 2016, 20:17:09 PM
which all southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2016, 09:45:36 AM
in their dreams
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Post by: superkev61 on July 17, 2016, 21:31:00 PM
wish they could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2016, 06:10:23 AM
But alas they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2016, 16:03:50 PM
Will always be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2016, 16:50:27 PM

Far superior than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2016, 18:01:55 PM
Black pudding eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2016, 20:03:55 PM

Racing pigeon fanciers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 18, 2016, 20:17:29 PM
which their whippets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2016, 20:40:01 PM
Sleep next to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2016, 21:39:11 PM
Sad old mackems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2016, 22:04:58 PM

Who can only
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2016, 08:38:04 AM
reminisce about the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2016, 11:03:42 AM
The Bob Stokoe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2016, 18:00:59 PM
Team that  brought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2016, 18:50:53 PM

The cup to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2016, 20:25:41 PM
Roker Park when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2016, 15:49:41 PM
The rest of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2016, 18:52:22 PM
The first division
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 20, 2016, 22:40:10 PM
praised how good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2016, 08:56:01 AM
their meat pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2016, 14:57:09 PM
Tasted when compared
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2016, 15:54:42 PM
To Tubbie's eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2016, 23:24:03 PM
Which slipped down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 22, 2016, 08:49:11 AM
Daves throat like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 22, 2016, 09:25:27 AM
a snake up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2016, 14:28:39 PM

His trouser leg
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2016, 15:03:16 PM
reaching the darkest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 24, 2016, 19:03:08 PM
depths of north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2016, 09:03:18 AM
Circular Road near
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2016, 11:12:01 AM
Tottenham court road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2016, 14:13:58 PM
Where Dave dived
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2016, 15:06:28 PM

Like Jurgen Klingsman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2016, 16:07:34 PM
Into the bunker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2016, 16:10:00 PM
Into Shaftesbury Avenue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 25, 2016, 22:25:23 PM
where a pregnant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2016, 22:41:27 PM
Was waiting to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2016, 23:58:23 PM
Have a paternity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2016, 13:52:26 PM
Order sent to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2016, 07:11:42 AM
Deepest Suffolk where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2016, 07:57:27 AM
vasectomy operation failures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2016, 16:40:04 PM

Are common place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2016, 17:05:53 PM
And inbreeding is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2016, 18:08:59 PM
Unheard of unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2016, 18:59:20 PM

Up north where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2016, 19:24:02 PM
It is mandatory
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2016, 21:26:03 PM

And no permission
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2016, 08:21:40 AM
is necessary when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2016, 09:30:34 AM

Dating your own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2016, 12:16:40 PM
Sister from Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2016, 13:09:39 PM
Hospital where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2016, 14:58:28 PM

Sent them down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on July 28, 2016, 20:58:17 PM
towards the lower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2016, 08:29:30 AM
Level where Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2016, 19:57:00 PM

And the trainspotters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2016, 08:24:46 AM
in their anoraks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 30, 2016, 08:48:59 AM

Congregate to swap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2016, 07:01:53 AM
Their exciting experiences
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2016, 08:38:11 AM

Of times gone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2016, 18:13:13 PM
By when steam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2016, 19:35:10 PM

Was the normal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2016, 20:33:21 PM
And suffolk interbreeding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2016, 21:37:18 PM
With horses and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 02, 2016, 00:20:01 AM
People you get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2016, 07:54:12 AM
normal Lancashire folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2016, 12:50:45 PM
Are very rare
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2016, 14:17:13 PM
due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2016, 20:53:15 PM

Build up of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2016, 21:22:57 PM
Gases from fracking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2016, 01:13:28 AM
In the Fylde
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2016, 07:17:02 AM
Area where the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2016, 07:51:33 AM
ground shakes when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2016, 10:23:51 AM
Bob loses his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2016, 13:22:33 PM

Ten pence piece
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2016, 18:50:55 PM
Which he'd saved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2016, 21:13:16 PM
To buy Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2016, 21:24:53 PM

Half a shandy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2016, 21:46:02 PM
His favourite tipple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 04, 2016, 07:18:46 AM

And a packet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2016, 08:34:55 AM
of pork scratchings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on August 04, 2016, 15:24:30 PM
Eaten very slowly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2016, 17:51:30 PM
protecting his fillings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2016, 18:06:46 PM
So not to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2016, 08:10:01 AM
spoil the gold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2016, 18:40:13 PM

Filling in all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2016, 08:41:26 AM
His false teeth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2016, 12:47:10 PM
he got from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2016, 19:32:27 PM

The boot fair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2016, 08:23:48 AM
of Steptoe memorabilia
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2016, 11:00:20 AM
Where all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2016, 12:43:04 PM

Northern forumers congregate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2016, 13:28:11 PM
To heckle southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2016, 18:18:11 PM
Superior abilities that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2016, 20:22:10 PM

Are truly outstanding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2016, 08:27:56 AM
and the envy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2016, 19:08:55 PM

Of all northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2016, 20:38:49 PM
Who struggle to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2016, 20:56:09 PM

Do the simplest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2016, 22:00:23 PM
Jellying of eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2016, 07:39:37 AM
using ferret's tails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2016, 18:07:10 PM

And pigeon toes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2016, 19:48:22 PM
Mixed into black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2016, 20:17:59 PM

Pudding that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2016, 20:33:19 PM
A true delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2016, 20:43:38 PM

In North yarkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2016, 21:43:47 PM
Where gentlemen reside

Love the Yarkshire Paul  ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2016, 22:04:59 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 10, 2016, 21:43:47 PM
Where gentlemen reside

Love the Yarkshire Paul  ;D

;D ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 11, 2016, 07:24:54 AM
with flat caps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2016, 08:27:34 AM
and women rule
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2016, 08:30:58 AM
The kitchen appliances
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2016, 08:32:13 AM
administration and standards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2016, 08:38:43 AM
Is women's work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2016, 18:19:19 PM
Directing their men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2016, 21:01:44 PM

To his work
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2016, 21:33:51 PM
and ironing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2016, 17:22:59 PM

Budgie smugglers that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2016, 21:08:04 PM
are pretty empty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2016, 22:31:09 PM
Like cockeneeees heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on August 14, 2016, 11:16:20 AM
Towards Bow Locks


                                                        (http://i.imgur.com/Udqfgqr.jpg)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2016, 13:56:03 PM
Where the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2016, 18:59:52 PM

People are born
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2016, 21:07:36 PM
And are respected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2016, 22:22:24 PM
By Tubby Isaacs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2016, 08:21:17 AM
discerning clientele who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 15, 2016, 19:08:40 PM

Enjoy a nice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2016, 20:30:02 PM
Theatre followed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2016, 06:08:54 AM

Cavia and bolinger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2016, 08:16:30 AM
in the Savoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2016, 20:12:56 PM
Cabbage club where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2016, 20:52:53 PM
Brilliant Jon  ;D ;D


Jon serves behind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2016, 21:57:37 PM
A fat bouncer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2016, 12:20:20 PM
Looking after Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2016, 14:55:03 PM
From northern bullies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2016, 18:47:56 PM

Sent down to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2016, 20:41:37 PM
Get brain transplants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 18, 2016, 06:49:38 AM
but only if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2016, 07:57:00 AM

Theirs can be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2016, 08:02:56 AM
donated to apes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2016, 12:28:08 PM

Which is harsh
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2016, 13:06:22 PM
even by their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 19, 2016, 08:25:17 AM

Very low standards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2016, 11:35:23 AM
And bad habits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2016, 13:28:06 PM
That southerners have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2016, 13:38:44 PM
Kicked long ago
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2016, 08:08:26 AM

Before our friends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2016, 08:18:02 AM
up north adopted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2016, 10:08:57 AM
Whippets as their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2016, 20:23:12 PM
Best friends and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2016, 23:41:33 PM

Confidence that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2016, 06:42:02 AM
Could beat Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2016, 08:20:42 AM
senseless for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2016, 08:27:47 AM
Beer bike shares
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2016, 08:30:03 AM
and Macdonalds discount
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2016, 08:31:16 AM
Card which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2016, 08:33:08 AM
got from Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2016, 08:49:36 AM
The generous northerner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2016, 09:36:21 AM

Who is always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2016, 13:55:47 PM
Holidaying  or striking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2016, 15:07:02 PM

To get out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 21, 2016, 23:19:41 PM
Of this country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2016, 07:36:55 AM
before Blackburn are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2016, 07:38:17 AM

Relegated to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2016, 07:39:33 AM
Vanarama league where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2016, 14:35:03 PM
Guisley are bottom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 22, 2016, 15:33:37 PM
And looking doomed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2016, 17:37:33 PM
but Jon always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2016, 19:19:54 PM

Looks on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2016, 20:05:21 PM
Bright side because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2016, 20:09:59 PM

Of his trusting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2016, 20:12:38 PM
Generous Yorkshire upbringing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 22, 2016, 21:30:04 PM
Or blind stupidity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2016, 00:40:47 AM
As demonstrated by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2016, 07:57:36 AM
Blackburn fans who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 23, 2016, 08:12:52 AM
can`t be bothered
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2016, 08:56:39 AM
To eat chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2016, 13:23:44 PM
Breasts unless they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2016, 13:59:27 PM
Get health conscious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2016, 18:42:45 PM

Which is highly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2016, 19:31:04 PM
Unlikely as beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2016, 20:19:14 PM

Takes precedence over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2016, 20:28:59 PM
Food when you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2016, 20:36:14 PM

Enjoy a tipple
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2016, 21:10:25 PM
In a preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2016, 20:01:58 PM
Pub which serves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 24, 2016, 20:27:36 PM

Waifs and strays
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2016, 20:50:28 PM
with the finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2016, 22:12:21 PM
Chicken soup that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2016, 06:56:39 AM
has croutons and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2016, 07:37:16 AM
belly button fluff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2016, 18:52:32 PM

Which soaked up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2016, 20:42:25 PM
The beef dripping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2016, 21:36:23 PM

To enable Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2016, 07:47:19 AM
increase his daily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2016, 09:52:40 AM

Allowance of vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2016, 16:10:44 PM
Which was a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2016, 17:07:57 PM
gallon per day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2016, 19:25:43 PM

Which left Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2016, 06:59:24 AM
talking in Cockney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2016, 09:03:21 AM

Lingo me old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2016, 15:34:07 PM
China, give us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2016, 08:12:48 AM
A skydiver to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2016, 16:28:40 PM
Go down uncles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2016, 17:32:58 PM
Apples and pears
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2016, 07:45:43 AM
with some Tom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2016, 10:27:38 AM
Dick and Harry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2016, 19:04:55 PM
Having a Vera
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2016, 19:32:46 PM

Lynn and a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2016, 20:47:34 PM
Gold watch followed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2016, 07:18:35 AM
By a quick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2016, 08:24:52 AM
ruby down the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2016, 09:30:47 AM
Frog and toad
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2016, 19:27:02 PM
When his plates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2016, 21:29:10 PM

Of meat are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2016, 22:13:11 PM
Very Tom Petty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2016, 08:29:48 AM
because his Daisies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2016, 15:51:28 PM
Are cream crackered
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 31, 2016, 15:57:29 PM
after too much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2016, 16:01:11 PM
Hang glider was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 31, 2016, 16:04:27 PM
out of wind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2016, 17:36:58 PM
Because the trouble
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2016, 17:37:37 PM
with these things
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2016, 17:38:18 PM
Confuses Lancashire lads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2016, 17:40:52 PM
into thinking cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2016, 17:41:48 PM
Superior intellectual skills
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2016, 17:45:57 PM
are in play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 01, 2016, 07:21:49 AM
when really they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2016, 09:01:30 AM
like them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2016, 17:59:37 PM
Be in a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2016, 19:01:32 PM
Pub buying a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 02, 2016, 07:19:14 AM
round of drinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2016, 07:33:23 AM
for his pals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2016, 20:35:52 PM

From oop north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2016, 23:51:45 PM
Wearing their caps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 05, 2016, 06:55:18 AM
back to front
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2016, 07:32:34 AM
and Union Jack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2016, 12:56:25 PM
boxers on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 05, 2016, 15:45:07 PM
Chaveta promenade arouse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2016, 16:40:21 PM
the Yorkshire slappers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2016, 18:50:11 PM

Into a state
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2016, 07:13:47 AM
that they remove
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 06, 2016, 08:23:57 AM

Their wigs and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2016, 09:41:05 AM
Give to cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 06, 2016, 20:48:33 PM
Holidaying in Chavetta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 06, 2016, 21:14:25 PM

Who have no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2016, 10:30:17 AM
Class thats why
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2016, 10:57:09 AM
Northerners envy them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 07, 2016, 22:53:09 PM
because Corralejo is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 08, 2016, 06:23:52 AM
For classy people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2016, 08:56:53 AM
on beer bikes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2016, 08:58:02 AM
Seeing cultural sights
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2016, 08:58:55 AM
like German nudists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2016, 09:01:31 AM
And toe man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2016, 09:02:38 AM
Jon licking a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2016, 09:04:27 AM
Nice young ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 08, 2016, 10:59:03 AM
Lollipop that was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2016, 12:18:52 PM
Dripping on her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2016, 15:42:01 PM

Large sun drenched
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2016, 18:54:36 PM
Tantalising well developed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 08, 2016, 20:53:53 PM
And very pert
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 08, 2016, 23:30:05 PM

Brests protruding from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2016, 08:32:50 AM
her skin tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2016, 16:24:27 PM
Black sequinned bikinl  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2016, 16:57:51 PM
That barely covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2016, 08:20:27 AM

Her outstanding points
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2016, 09:24:58 AM
which Jon closely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2016, 16:00:07 PM

Inspected with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2016, 18:04:47 PM
Tongue hanging out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2016, 18:55:02 PM

Whilst struggling to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2016, 10:04:30 AM
hide his excitement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2016, 15:28:03 PM

As would cause
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2016, 20:15:12 PM
His smugglers to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2016, 21:36:44 PM
Bulge and embarrass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2016, 21:38:43 PM

The nuns who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2016, 08:24:23 AM
were playing with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2016, 16:16:18 PM

The beer bike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2016, 16:27:36 PM
With Bob peddling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 13, 2016, 17:59:53 PM
To the nearest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2016, 19:53:48 PM

Picket line where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2016, 20:28:50 PM
The old dinosaurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 14, 2016, 18:41:39 PM
Still run the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 15, 2016, 09:22:10 AM
the union because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2016, 09:23:09 AM

They need bringing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2016, 19:50:49 PM
Some more beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2016, 20:17:35 PM

And vodka to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 15, 2016, 20:27:52 PM
stop them bringing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2016, 07:38:58 AM

The railways to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2016, 09:00:00 AM
the 1800s when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2016, 12:31:53 PM

They can stay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Tel501 on September 16, 2016, 12:47:45 PM
For toilet break
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2016, 15:49:29 PM
In the outside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2016, 16:05:13 PM
Loo at Daves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2016, 18:21:59 PM

Mansion in Tottenham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2016, 19:07:51 PM
With major leaks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2016, 09:11:08 AM

In charge of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2016, 09:44:04 AM
making sure that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2016, 18:32:54 PM

Northerners are excluded
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2016, 12:19:45 PM
from the elite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2016, 19:13:43 PM
Posers paradise palace
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2016, 20:09:27 PM

Where women are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2016, 07:56:44 AM
treated like royalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2016, 22:30:22 PM

And don't have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2016, 09:42:06 AM
to ask for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2016, 18:12:56 PM
More jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2016, 20:58:26 PM

As the northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2016, 21:45:09 PM
Food is rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2016, 18:25:50 PM
For soft southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2016, 19:30:31 PM
Who respect their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2016, 22:24:42 PM

Cast iron stomachs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2016, 09:30:25 AM
with chicken phaal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2016, 16:35:05 PM

Supplied by Venkys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 22, 2016, 18:08:07 PM
from their London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2016, 19:28:17 PM
Brick Lane restaurant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 22, 2016, 21:37:25 PM

Named east end
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2016, 08:42:38 AM
favourite for visiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2016, 11:40:48 AM

Chicken farmers who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2016, 10:00:12 AM
travel down from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 24, 2016, 14:25:35 PM

The wild north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 24, 2016, 19:44:23 PM
West of Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2016, 21:13:46 PM
In darkest lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2016, 21:30:35 PM
Where organic chickens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 24, 2016, 23:02:57 PM

Parade as Blackburn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2016, 08:02:54 AM
Mascots the highlight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2016, 11:44:58 AM
of Bob's day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2016, 21:50:36 PM

As he sups
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2016, 22:06:01 PM
Cheap vodka with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2016, 09:15:59 AM
his mate Paddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2016, 09:38:16 AM
In the Bobby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2016, 09:55:33 AM

Where all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2016, 12:55:51 PM
Burnley supporters discuss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2016, 13:41:47 PM
Six fingered gloves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2016, 15:25:19 PM
For Christmas presents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2016, 15:34:35 PM
To all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2016, 18:12:29 PM
Blackburn Rovers supporters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2016, 21:12:16 PM
with family ties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2016, 08:33:05 AM

To the chickens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2016, 09:25:05 AM
in their gardens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2016, 15:23:38 PM
Playing better football
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2016, 16:39:31 PM
Than Guisley where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2016, 18:13:52 PM
Yorkshire elite gather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2016, 19:31:15 PM

To witness headless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2016, 20:18:13 PM
Chickens from Blackburn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2016, 08:35:50 AM
in conversation with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 28, 2016, 09:27:22 AM
Uncouth cockeneeees who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2016, 13:19:04 PM

Don't understand a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2016, 14:50:09 PM
Thing about politics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2016, 16:36:09 PM

Or losing football
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2016, 17:02:45 PM
Matches like Guisley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2016, 19:53:04 PM

Or Blackburn Rovers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2016, 20:04:45 PM
From the lower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2016, 07:35:31 AM
Tougher leagues unlike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2016, 09:32:10 AM
the championship where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2016, 11:06:59 AM
Blackburn will be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 29, 2016, 13:18:59 PM

Chicken feed in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2016, 14:22:10 PM
The Johnson Paint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2016, 15:27:58 PM
Trophy which they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2016, 17:17:34 PM
Redecorated their old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 29, 2016, 22:39:54 PM
Train station to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 30, 2016, 08:00:06 AM

Look good for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2016, 08:52:15 AM
comrade Corbyn's visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2016, 11:52:45 AM
who rallys the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2016, 07:41:37 AM
Workers against the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2016, 09:28:49 AM
diligent hard working
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2016, 11:12:09 AM

Management that does
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2016, 13:10:31 PM
dodgy dealings with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2016, 18:27:22 PM

Sam Allardyce along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2016, 08:28:45 AM
With Daves mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2016, 08:30:27 AM

Harry the spiv
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2016, 08:32:57 AM
Conning poor pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2016, 08:34:34 AM

Out of their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2016, 08:36:47 AM
Jellied eels which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2016, 16:29:32 PM
Are delicious when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2016, 08:24:25 AM
Stolen from waitrose
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2016, 08:45:03 AM
after free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2016, 08:57:53 AM
To perk up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2016, 09:53:15 AM

His lost libido
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2016, 11:48:35 AM
After his traumatic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2016, 15:20:10 PM
hair loss after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2016, 15:52:00 PM
He'd pulled it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2016, 17:01:44 PM
Out after missing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2016, 20:06:41 PM

The cut for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2016, 23:41:11 PM
The umpteenth time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2016, 08:03:34 AM
Because he,s simply
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2016, 09:36:36 AM
Not a proper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2016, 10:09:41 AM
cheat like some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2016, 10:17:12 AM
Other spurs players
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2016, 11:58:04 AM
who are honest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2016, 13:22:15 PM
About their cheating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2016, 13:55:47 PM
Friends in Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2016, 14:56:18 PM
And in Kent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2016, 15:41:52 PM

Where it happens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2016, 16:32:52 PM
At the Channel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2016, 16:45:34 PM
Tunnel where the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2016, 16:49:47 PM
Local sell welcome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2016, 18:32:04 PM
To Britain flags
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2016, 19:04:50 PM

To the illegals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2016, 19:14:48 PM
Wearing Guisley shirts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2016, 09:31:01 AM
swearing that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2016, 14:28:22 PM
will win eventually
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2016, 15:46:51 PM
Against mighty York
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2016, 17:31:51 PM
Why pitied poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2016, 17:38:21 PM

Blackburn Rovers Fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2016, 18:29:47 PM
Who'd never seen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2016, 19:06:58 PM

Their team win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2016, 22:47:14 PM
Much this season
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2016, 01:28:18 AM
Even with generous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2016, 08:09:04 AM
Donations from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2016, 09:43:32 AM
Venkys who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2016, 10:19:05 AM

Chicken pluckers from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2016, 11:07:27 AM
Bobs dream who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2016, 21:18:52 PM
Gave six fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2016, 22:27:07 PM

Salute to Bernard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2016, 07:31:18 AM
The chicken farmer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2016, 08:15:49 AM
from deepest Norfolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2016, 10:37:12 AM
For supplying the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2016, 15:19:53 PM
best quality cockerals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2016, 16:06:47 PM
For slaughter at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2016, 19:38:35 PM

White Hart Lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2016, 19:41:41 PM
Where arsenal fear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2016, 21:18:21 PM

Nothing and win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2016, 08:01:29 AM
Everytime that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2016, 08:04:29 AM
Dive for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2016, 09:40:49 AM
dodgy cheating penalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2016, 11:37:33 AM
Making Arsene very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2016, 14:01:36 PM
Unpopular with true
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2016, 15:47:58 PM

Supporters of pure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2016, 16:05:04 PM
Footballing skills like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 12, 2016, 07:14:46 AM
the England team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2016, 07:34:39 AM
That were cr•p
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2016, 08:48:13 AM
curing my insomnia
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2016, 08:57:59 AM
And mine too
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2016, 16:48:00 PM
When we could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2016, 19:27:10 PM

Have beat them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2016, 21:09:15 PM
By bribing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2016, 22:04:48 PM
Players agent's with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 13, 2016, 07:16:36 AM
money from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 07:40:25 AM
Dodgy deals done
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2016, 08:27:34 AM

By big Sam
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2016, 09:03:50 AM
route one specialist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 13:17:10 PM
Where in Thailand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2016, 13:20:00 PM
He can have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 13:24:27 PM
The pick of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2016, 13:25:17 PM
Spurs rejects who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 13:37:13 PM
Dave likes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2016, 13:38:39 PM
Ogle over reminiscing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 13:41:13 PM
About the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 13, 2016, 13:41:37 PM
Team that never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 15:03:25 PM
Won a premiership
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2016, 15:20:03 PM

Title, always failing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2016, 15:34:46 PM
Until next season
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2016, 19:28:47 PM

Fifth place finish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 20:09:18 PM
From bottom which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2016, 21:09:38 PM

Is progress for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2016, 22:13:34 PM
A small London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2016, 02:20:43 AM
Team with big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2016, 07:14:18 AM
Debts caused by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 14, 2016, 07:17:46 AM
eating too many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2016, 07:23:21 AM
Jellied eels causing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2016, 08:45:01 AM
A dash to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2016, 19:06:34 PM

Tottenham hotspurs ground
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2016, 19:49:19 PM
Executive loos where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2016, 20:19:01 PM
Gareth was sucking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2016, 09:06:39 AM
a freshly cut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2016, 20:24:37 PM

Leak sent by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2016, 21:35:05 PM
His mate Harry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 16, 2016, 09:43:28 AM

Kane who hasn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2016, 09:48:27 AM
Scored for ages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 16, 2016, 14:31:08 PM

And hopefully won't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2016, 17:06:55 PM
Disappoint when recovered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 16, 2016, 19:17:31 PM

From pulling his  :o
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2016, 20:22:39 PM
Awards from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2016, 09:03:55 AM
Arsenal skip where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2016, 13:40:41 PM
Dumped by Walcott
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2016, 13:56:22 PM
Whose goals helped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2016, 16:55:53 PM
But not England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2016, 08:59:42 AM
Who are nonsense
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2016, 14:12:57 PM
And wreck players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 19, 2016, 16:50:44 PM
Confidence with stupid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2016, 18:26:50 PM
Tactics and too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 19, 2016, 19:41:38 PM

Much alcohol consumed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2016, 21:43:19 PM
With the wags
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2016, 07:14:59 AM
Before half time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2016, 08:16:23 AM
cigarettes and line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2016, 08:44:14 AM
Dancing with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2016, 12:35:44 PM

Referee and linesmen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2016, 18:28:43 PM
Then a karaoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2016, 18:43:19 PM

Sing off in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2016, 19:30:58 PM
Gary lineker's bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2016, 19:31:54 PM
With the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2016, 22:40:54 PM

Crisp eating numpties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2016, 07:45:31 AM
in their underpants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2016, 16:35:51 PM

With Dumbo sized
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2016, 08:47:05 AM
ears painted bright
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2016, 09:17:32 AM
To attract the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2016, 10:10:54 AM
Free wifi signal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2016, 21:30:58 PM
So that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2016, 21:38:36 PM
Could play their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2016, 08:06:21 AM
Game of monopoly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2016, 08:15:46 AM
using real money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2016, 08:48:52 AM
Cos they're overpaid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2016, 09:29:10 AM

Divas with no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2016, 14:35:36 PM
Brain so they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2016, 15:55:22 PM

Signed for Tottenham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2016, 17:27:29 PM
With an X
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2016, 09:52:59 AM
On the dotted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2016, 20:49:45 PM
Line when asked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 24, 2016, 23:05:19 PM

To sign their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2016, 23:56:01 PM
Name even though
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 25, 2016, 07:20:44 AM
he struggled with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2016, 08:01:01 AM
Taking the top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2016, 08:01:34 AM
off the crayon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2016, 08:02:27 AM
Which was pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2016, 08:04:15 AM
matching Arsene's lipstick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2016, 08:08:43 AM
And his matching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2016, 16:12:58 PM
Shoes that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2016, 16:49:03 PM
Borrowed from Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 26, 2016, 06:48:49 AM

Which are two
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2016, 07:54:26 AM
Lovely pink stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2016, 08:21:13 AM
with golden bows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2016, 09:31:13 AM
To impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 26, 2016, 14:11:01 PM

Lads from Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2016, 14:31:53 PM
who can tell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2016, 15:48:09 PM
Quality stilettos when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 26, 2016, 20:03:24 PM

They are being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2016, 00:48:47 AM
Modelled by Dee
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Post by: dee-dee on October 27, 2016, 07:34:05 AM
but she never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2016, 08:30:08 AM
loses her balance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2016, 22:15:38 PM
Even tho she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 28, 2016, 07:18:41 AM
had trouble getting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2016, 07:51:35 AM
so many vodkas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2016, 07:54:42 AM

Down her neck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2016, 07:56:17 AM
during happy hour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2016, 12:41:38 PM

That Dee could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2016, 17:58:38 PM
Even think about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 28, 2016, 22:55:19 PM
going to Stockport
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2016, 23:01:07 PM

To be near
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2016, 07:27:28 AM
the stiletto factory
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2016, 08:39:19 AM
which gives discount
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 29, 2016, 12:01:31 PM

To Essex girls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2016, 21:42:33 PM
Who lead fashion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2016, 08:15:43 AM
Trends with fishnet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2016, 19:06:48 PM
Thongs and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2016, 21:37:21 PM
Crotchless items which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2016, 07:29:12 AM
brighten the lives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2016, 07:40:36 AM

Of Yarkshire perverts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2016, 09:13:48 AM
Who appreciate a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2016, 11:47:35 AM
Window shopping in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2016, 14:01:45 PM
Amsterdams famous red
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2016, 17:54:17 PM
Light zone with
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Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2016, 19:51:43 PM

Their tongues drooling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2016, 20:09:39 PM
Ready to indulge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 01, 2016, 07:36:15 AM
in pints of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2016, 07:45:05 AM
recycled canal water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2016, 08:14:18 AM
Before eating the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2016, 08:16:18 AM

local delicacy paraded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2016, 15:17:01 PM
By the gorgeous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2016, 17:48:48 PM
Singapore girl boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2016, 20:01:35 PM
Who charge Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2016, 20:22:18 PM

Ten euros for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2016, 22:40:44 PM
A feel of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2016, 00:51:06 AM
The atmosphere which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2016, 13:12:06 PM

Smelt like waccy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2016, 18:50:17 PM
Bacchus smoked by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2016, 21:27:27 PM

Our northern colleagues
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 03, 2016, 06:54:22 AM
who can`t find
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2016, 07:32:23 AM
A sensible cockeneeeeee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2016, 14:12:26 PM
To sponge off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2016, 19:03:12 PM

So they try
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2016, 19:08:44 PM
Mug their own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 04, 2016, 07:15:55 AM
coffee on Ryanair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2016, 08:04:50 AM

Which was cold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2016, 10:03:32 AM
tasting like old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2016, 12:50:12 PM

Socks that once
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2016, 19:24:18 PM
Were  worn by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2016, 20:35:27 PM

The flying Paddy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2016, 21:05:30 PM
Aka Saint Michael
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2016, 08:13:43 AM

Who's public relations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2016, 10:15:50 AM
are compared to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2016, 18:31:02 PM

That of a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 07, 2016, 07:22:00 AM
tight wad that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2016, 08:28:24 AM
supports Bradford City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2016, 08:41:51 AM
The greatest team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2016, 16:25:31 PM
beaten by Accrington
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2016, 17:04:54 PM

Stanley for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2016, 18:27:23 PM
Humiliating experience for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 07, 2016, 18:28:44 PM
Inbred yorkshite fans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2016, 18:30:08 PM
With no premiership
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2016, 19:06:37 PM

Experience or inclination
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 08, 2016, 07:23:22 AM
with loads of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2016, 09:17:46 AM
hot meat pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2016, 13:49:20 PM

For sale to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2016, 17:42:47 PM
Well proportioned Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2016, 18:06:42 PM
Love gods who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2016, 19:00:44 PM
Deflower cockenee sirens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2016, 19:15:29 PM

Playing hard to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2016, 19:17:57 PM
Get in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2016, 19:19:30 PM

Back of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2016, 19:20:22 PM
Sand dunes where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2016, 19:22:20 PM

Jon lets it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2016, 19:26:56 PM
All hang out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2016, 09:31:21 AM
over his XL
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2016, 12:48:44 PM

Shorts which are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2016, 16:12:02 PM
Reinforced with special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2016, 20:01:14 PM

Brew and pontefract
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2016, 22:53:16 PM
Cakes for stamina
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 10, 2016, 07:26:53 AM
that he stores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2016, 09:33:21 AM
In his back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2016, 10:40:10 AM
pocket for quick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 10, 2016, 15:23:18 PM

Access in case
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2016, 16:55:27 PM
He has sudden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2016, 18:20:57 PM
Urge to romp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 10, 2016, 20:20:14 PM

With a certain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2016, 00:39:44 AM
Nubile young lady
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2016, 07:06:39 AM

All the way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 11, 2016, 07:24:46 AM
and back again
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2016, 08:28:51 AM
until he realises
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2016, 12:49:08 PM

That he is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 11, 2016, 13:18:09 PM
A true stallion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2016, 15:23:22 PM
and love god
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2016, 19:56:12 PM

Then wakes up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2016, 00:34:17 AM
From his dreams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 12, 2016, 18:31:26 PM

And realises that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2016, 03:35:21 AM
A sea lion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2016, 08:25:31 AM
Has attacked Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2016, 09:09:06 AM

And drank his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2016, 09:10:18 AM
Free vodka which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2016, 10:10:52 AM
was made from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2016, 10:26:57 AM
Free sewage from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2016, 14:53:57 PM

Around the Preston
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2016, 20:21:38 PM
And distilled in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2016, 08:45:24 AM
Old train carriages
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2016, 09:12:56 AM
built in 1910
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 14, 2016, 15:06:37 PM

Like the unions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2016, 15:13:24 PM
Who hold the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2016, 15:56:13 PM
Customers by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2016, 16:20:57 PM
Short and curlies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2016, 16:42:07 PM
Extracting their hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 14, 2016, 18:53:53 PM

Earned cash and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2016, 09:00:56 AM
Then demanding more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2016, 09:54:27 AM
before bussing them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2016, 10:19:55 AM
To the wrong
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2016, 11:56:17 AM
Town to extort
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 15, 2016, 14:54:13 PM
Even more money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2016, 17:41:30 PM
That they trouser
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2016, 19:09:00 PM

Under false pretences
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 15, 2016, 19:55:29 PM
Like bank managers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2016, 21:47:06 PM
They're overpaid fat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2016, 23:00:17 PM

Cats with no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2016, 07:06:14 AM
Morals like cockeneeees ;)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2016, 09:10:53 AM
living in Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2016, 10:50:34 AM
Buying new jackets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 16, 2016, 12:38:45 PM

To hide their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 16, 2016, 13:55:16 PM
Ill gotten gains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2016, 02:08:46 AM
In false pockets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 17, 2016, 11:09:34 AM
So that the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2016, 16:40:35 PM
Muggers from Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2016, 17:15:25 PM
Move to Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2016, 17:40:40 PM
For speech therapy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 17, 2016, 18:36:12 PM

And to drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 17, 2016, 22:37:15 PM
Horrid flat ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2016, 10:48:33 AM
imported from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2016, 10:51:44 AM
For discerning cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2016, 10:52:39 AM
for washing hair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2016, 10:54:02 AM
With eel juice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2016, 10:55:13 AM
for added virility
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2016, 12:00:33 PM
To cure impotency
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2016, 13:21:26 PM
And brewers droop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 18, 2016, 19:55:50 PM

Suffered by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2016, 00:36:54 AM
Bradford bulls fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 19, 2016, 09:17:53 AM

On a cold
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2016, 12:12:26 PM
winters night with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2016, 08:56:26 AM
An Essex chick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2016, 09:24:06 AM

Teaching the Yorkie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2016, 09:37:12 AM
How to give
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2016, 10:31:45 AM
A good time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2016, 08:33:44 AM
At the back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2016, 10:02:52 AM
of the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2016, 13:20:38 PM
Hostelry where Paul
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2016, 14:42:28 PM
was entertaining young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2016, 17:20:15 PM
Fillies from Highbury
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2016, 18:21:33 PM

Where the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2016, 19:27:50 PM
Hookers hang out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 22, 2016, 07:36:56 AM
because they lost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2016, 09:03:30 AM
The way to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2016, 09:37:48 AM
the Emirates because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2016, 20:15:14 PM

They got caught
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2016, 08:51:18 AM
by a Uber
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2016, 13:30:07 PM

Cab driver that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2016, 17:12:05 PM
Arsenal signed for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2016, 21:55:23 PM

One pound fifty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2016, 22:07:16 PM
From Spurs who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2016, 08:31:44 AM

Treated him dispicably
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2016, 09:43:20 AM
because he's useless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2016, 13:33:36 PM

At making tea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2016, 21:37:28 PM
Especially earl Grey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 25, 2016, 07:34:41 AM
which doesn`t taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2016, 17:39:30 PM

Like proper tea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2016, 02:36:44 AM
To northern peasants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2016, 09:27:14 AM
Who appreciate brews
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2016, 12:50:11 PM
tasting like socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2016, 21:42:14 PM

Soaked in sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2016, 11:29:00 AM
offal and camel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2016, 17:09:38 PM

Dung all rolled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2016, 17:49:59 PM
As Jon likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2016, 22:09:44 PM
Proper earthy goods
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2016, 01:42:33 AM
That are cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 28, 2016, 05:18:45 AM
And worth the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2016, 08:10:07 AM
Money which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2016, 10:03:34 AM
well protected from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2016, 13:30:19 PM
Rampaging Lancastrians who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2016, 13:59:56 PM
spend other people's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2016, 14:17:24 PM
Pensions on a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2016, 16:47:09 PM
Beer bike ride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2016, 10:25:43 AM
Before getting arrested
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2016, 15:06:13 PM
for insulting a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2016, 15:08:01 PM
Young lady who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2016, 15:08:41 PM
was drinking Baileys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2016, 15:10:11 PM
With the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2016, 15:10:35 PM
stud from Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2016, 15:12:24 PM
Called Dave who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2016, 17:04:34 PM
Has exceptional stamina
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2016, 17:14:29 PM

For a young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 29, 2016, 19:36:43 PM
Clown from Yorkshire ;)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2016, 20:30:54 PM
Who is always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2016, 22:10:53 PM
In Chavetta where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 30, 2016, 07:32:24 AM
the heavy frost
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2016, 07:41:49 AM

Has never been
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2016, 09:11:46 AM
experienced by local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 30, 2016, 21:03:40 PM
Noisy neighbours who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2016, 10:13:13 AM
enjoy loud sex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2016, 22:10:53 PM

On the beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2016, 06:00:22 AM
But prefer the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 02, 2016, 07:42:37 AM

Beer bike for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2016, 08:41:52 AM
satisfying their desires
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2016, 13:08:38 PM
In Daves pool
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2016, 17:45:14 PM
On a lilo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2016, 07:50:12 AM

Surrounded by beautiful
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2016, 12:24:14 PM
Essex girls with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2016, 18:45:03 PM

Their poundland bags
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2016, 20:12:40 PM
And white stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2016, 20:37:46 PM
With black fishnets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2016, 22:27:00 PM
Raising two fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2016, 00:20:14 AM

To the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2016, 12:44:08 PM
expat from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 05, 2016, 15:48:30 PM

Stuck in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2016, 16:16:05 PM
Lavatory with lovely
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2016, 16:20:40 PM
Lancastrian belly dancer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2016, 16:25:22 PM
Who only weighs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2016, 16:26:34 PM
Sixteen stone in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2016, 16:28:46 PM
Her left leg
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2016, 16:29:55 PM
Which can pin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2016, 16:31:24 PM
Bob easily to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2016, 16:32:08 PM
Stop him escaping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2016, 16:35:18 PM
Before buying a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 05, 2016, 19:09:45 PM

Triple vodka and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2016, 19:33:55 PM
Double vodka with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 06, 2016, 07:30:33 AM
a bottle of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2016, 09:13:16 AM
vodka for backup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 06, 2016, 19:15:22 PM

To water down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2016, 20:12:46 PM
The Suffolk ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2016, 22:49:51 PM
Thats pure nonsense
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 08, 2016, 07:31:38 AM
when drunk with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2016, 08:19:47 AM
a cocktail cherry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2016, 19:12:48 PM

And fruit pieces
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2016, 19:17:21 PM
To decorate the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2016, 09:24:32 AM
bathroom floor after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 09, 2016, 15:09:09 PM

Bob has honked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2016, 19:11:26 PM
To make room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2016, 08:21:30 AM

For his bacon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2016, 08:55:38 AM
and sausage butty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2016, 11:03:26 AM
With Brie cheese
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 11, 2016, 19:21:54 PM
And tomato sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 12, 2016, 07:19:10 AM
which cost more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2016, 08:55:57 AM
the Ryanair flight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2016, 12:53:21 PM
Where customer value
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 12, 2016, 19:01:27 PM

Is non existent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2016, 19:14:49 PM
For the whinging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 12, 2016, 22:36:41 PM

Passengers from north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2016, 00:05:52 AM
Of Watford Gap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 13, 2016, 07:22:43 AM
especially from Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2016, 08:45:54 AM
where they always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 14, 2016, 07:31:01 AM
try to get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2016, 15:33:26 PM
Something for nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 14, 2016, 20:08:54 PM

As they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 15, 2016, 07:27:39 AM
always up for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2016, 17:20:41 PM
Taking advantage of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2016, 20:25:42 PM

The woolly backs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2016, 17:20:11 PM
From cockeneeeee land
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2016, 19:23:13 PM

That moved south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2016, 10:19:13 AM
To darkest Norfolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 19, 2016, 21:24:50 PM
and lost forever
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2016, 22:05:19 PM

Their ferrets that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 21, 2016, 07:15:13 AM
had escaped from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2016, 12:22:20 PM

T'shed at bottom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2016, 21:25:46 PM
Of the mill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2016, 21:49:55 PM
Where Dave worked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 22, 2016, 07:37:04 AM
with no internet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2016, 07:37:43 AM
Connection in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 22, 2016, 07:39:32 AM
new Norfolk home
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2016, 09:16:53 AM
Which is chaos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2016, 13:59:35 PM
For an entrepreneur
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2016, 21:11:02 PM
Minting money for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2016, 15:07:31 PM
years of graft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2016, 15:58:05 PM

Sweat and tears
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2016, 17:20:02 PM
With no unions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2016, 17:26:08 PM

Trying to force
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 24, 2016, 06:11:28 AM
open his presents
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2016, 22:28:08 PM
While no one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2016, 08:55:22 AM
Can connect phones
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2016, 13:35:26 PM
Or find room
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2016, 14:13:44 PM
For poor pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2016, 18:46:17 PM

Who moved from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2016, 09:14:36 AM
Ipswich to get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2016, 18:34:01 PM

A retirement home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2016, 10:03:36 AM
Until BT ruined
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2016, 19:06:45 PM

His t'internet connection
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2016, 21:46:54 PM
With no phone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 29, 2016, 12:06:05 PM
So he had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2016, 16:41:42 PM
To beat up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2016, 08:00:35 AM
An egg to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2016, 08:22:05 AM

Make an omelette
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2016, 10:23:10 AM
To throw at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 30, 2016, 14:54:29 PM
Someone from Norfolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2016, 19:39:36 PM
Who sparks reaction
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2016, 07:52:51 AM
With his constant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2017, 15:34:09 PM
Sniping at spike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 03, 2017, 01:34:32 AM

The old codger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 03, 2017, 07:17:33 AM
who lives in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2017, 15:53:52 PM
A remote shack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2017, 20:23:59 PM
Living off old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2017, 21:46:18 PM
Memories of life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2017, 22:04:49 PM
That wasnt much
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 04, 2017, 07:20:09 AM
as he forgot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2017, 08:07:03 AM
To mention his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2017, 12:17:42 PM
Days banged up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2017, 15:10:42 PM
in his studio
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2017, 15:30:15 PM
Recording his silly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2017, 18:03:15 PM
Jingles about his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2017, 21:11:08 PM
Time with pirate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2017, 16:28:18 PM
Records he obtained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2017, 17:48:54 PM
From his mate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2017, 20:42:04 PM
Who loves Farage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2017, 22:09:32 PM
And old Trumpy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2017, 05:47:04 AM
Just waiting for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2017, 08:41:49 AM
Brexit to begin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2017, 13:03:13 PM
And the exodus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2017, 17:29:37 PM

Of the foreigners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2017, 19:13:48 PM
With Yorkshire accents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2017, 01:48:27 AM

To affluent Norfolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2017, 08:11:00 AM
Pensioners with no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2017, 09:02:27 AM
Idea about football
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2017, 09:15:10 AM
Where northerners excel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2017, 14:07:40 PM
At talking ballcocks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2017, 18:22:24 PM

About everything under
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2017, 20:11:26 PM
The sun because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 09, 2017, 09:37:11 AM
Southerner are fick  ;) ;) ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2017, 10:03:58 AM
About all fings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2017, 12:24:37 PM
about boring northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2017, 13:34:42 PM
With superior intelligence
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2017, 15:49:22 PM
Like a frog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2017, 20:43:41 PM

And headless chicken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 10, 2017, 07:23:55 AM
running around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2017, 08:56:05 AM
South teaching numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2017, 14:20:27 PM
Dipping their pockets
Title: Re: 3 for intellword story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2017, 14:24:56 PM
For intelligent signs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2017, 15:48:01 PM
And used fivers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2017, 21:31:49 PM
To buy Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2017, 07:08:55 AM
a better connection
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2017, 09:44:46 AM
for his mobile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2017, 12:06:35 PM
Phone which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2017, 12:52:11 PM
Struggling to find
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2017, 13:09:33 PM
A reliable network
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2017, 17:40:51 PM
With an affordable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2017, 17:46:10 PM
Tariff for pensioners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2017, 18:08:12 PM
On the bread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 11, 2017, 19:09:52 PM

Line in rural
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2017, 19:34:36 PM
Norfolk subsidising northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 12, 2017, 07:04:52 AM
who like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2017, 08:40:56 AM
Drink on mondays
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2017, 09:55:17 AM
instead of working
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2017, 12:21:04 PM
Or striking for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2017, 14:17:57 PM
Being asked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2017, 16:46:20 PM

Do what they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2017, 18:17:57 PM
Should be doing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2017, 07:23:50 AM
Like serving fat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 13, 2017, 07:30:39 AM
blasters slimming classes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2017, 09:56:04 AM
 full English gutbusters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2017, 11:40:44 AM
At Beach café
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2017, 16:01:00 PM

Where the view
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2017, 18:13:24 PM
Of sand heaps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2017, 12:28:48 PM
Is very rare
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2017, 15:37:59 PM
To see Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2017, 15:55:16 PM

And tourists flock
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2017, 17:00:45 PM
To witnes the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 15, 2017, 20:45:54 PM

Sandy coloured sea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 16, 2017, 07:32:59 AM
come up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2017, 08:04:53 AM
Pasty white knees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2017, 09:29:47 AM
On Chavetta's chavs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2017, 11:11:36 AM
Over from Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2017, 15:09:54 PM

Wi knotted hankie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2017, 17:50:20 PM
And string vest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2017, 23:08:18 PM
Showing off his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2017, 09:54:13 AM
gold nipple ring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2017, 13:37:30 PM
To his admiring
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2017, 14:37:22 PM
Beer bike friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2017, 16:03:36 PM
Who were busy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2017, 18:08:40 PM
Trying to contain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2017, 20:06:46 PM
The undying admiration
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 18, 2017, 07:12:33 AM
for the new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2017, 10:19:37 AM
successful enlargement surgery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2017, 10:35:24 AM

Undertaken by Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2017, 11:58:53 AM
To please cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2017, 16:30:30 PM
Who love ridiculing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2017, 17:03:58 PM
Poor Arsenal supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2017, 19:06:33 PM

Who suffer enough
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2017, 19:26:36 PM
Blaming poor Arsene
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2017, 20:59:40 PM

For their woes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2017, 21:12:24 PM
And lack of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2017, 21:19:57 PM

Noise at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2017, 21:24:24 PM
Back of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 19, 2017, 07:03:51 AM
old changing rooms
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2017, 11:18:14 AM
where Merson's bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2017, 11:35:39 AM
Serves crappie ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2017, 14:44:38 PM
Which they like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 20, 2017, 20:02:44 PM

Up in Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2017, 07:53:20 AM
To give to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2017, 08:14:55 AM

The local community
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2017, 09:18:56 AM
Who suffered from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2017, 15:30:26 PM

Meat and potato
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2017, 08:22:09 AM
Pie excesses which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2017, 09:36:44 AM
Give them wind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2017, 10:41:29 AM
To blow up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 22, 2017, 19:48:48 PM

The pigeon coop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2017, 20:43:57 PM
Full of fat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 23, 2017, 07:18:06 AM
full bodied birds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2017, 09:22:53 AM
ready for romancing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2017, 09:36:18 AM
With lucky spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2017, 12:21:22 PM
who were robbed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2017, 13:32:20 PM
By a dodgy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2017, 16:19:53 PM
Hand ball goal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2017, 22:15:09 PM

By a blind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 24, 2017, 07:29:07 AM
that wouldn`t stay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2017, 08:49:27 AM
Even if you
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2017, 09:43:30 AM
tried to persuade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2017, 10:31:07 AM
The ref that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2017, 17:01:04 PM
Specsavers could rectify
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 24, 2017, 17:33:43 PM

His short sightedness
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2017, 17:59:34 PM
And deaf ears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 24, 2017, 21:33:36 PM

That looked like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2017, 22:45:19 PM
He couldn't hear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 25, 2017, 07:33:26 AM
because his hearing-aid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2017, 09:18:47 AM
had no battery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2017, 14:50:51 PM

So wouldn't whistle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2017, 15:57:19 PM
When somebody handled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2017, 16:51:26 PM
The mascot by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2017, 19:39:43 PM
The short and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2017, 07:38:44 AM

Curly hair on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2017, 09:43:08 AM
the stroke of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2017, 16:46:38 PM
The vinegar one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2017, 17:16:46 PM
That Jon thought
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 27, 2017, 07:19:47 AM
was very attractive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2017, 09:23:41 AM
and he would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 28, 2017, 08:21:28 AM
help her with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2017, 08:32:40 AM

Her shopping from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2017, 10:06:04 AM
Waitrose with free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2017, 19:06:52 PM

Bags for life
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2017, 21:05:43 PM
And a coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2017, 08:13:55 AM
For poor pensioners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2017, 11:51:49 AM
Scraping by on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2017, 12:15:52 PM
Old jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2017, 12:35:19 PM
And instant mash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2017, 13:29:28 PM
From the food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2017, 10:07:40 AM
Bank down by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2017, 10:21:45 AM
the local Mozzers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2017, 11:28:48 AM
Wher Dee buys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2017, 15:59:09 PM
Her favourite tipple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2017, 16:23:48 PM
Of Tia Maria
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2017, 18:24:38 PM
By the dozen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2017, 23:49:59 PM
Until she falls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 31, 2017, 07:04:54 AM
foul of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2017, 08:49:32 AM
Local constabulary who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2017, 09:34:38 AM
stop her streaking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2017, 10:16:07 AM
Around the town
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2017, 13:24:09 PM
Flashing her ample
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2017, 15:51:13 PM
Bosom for all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 31, 2017, 20:42:57 PM

And sundry to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2017, 22:13:04 PM
Have a grope
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 01, 2017, 07:12:03 AM
but they didn`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2017, 08:29:36 AM
See big Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2017, 13:19:29 PM
Taking selfies with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2017, 22:25:27 PM
The Chavetta camels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 01, 2017, 22:36:15 PM
on the dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2017, 07:56:08 AM
Romping with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2017, 11:20:30 AM
Yorkshire ramblers enjoying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2017, 13:13:59 PM

A cultural day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2017, 13:56:57 PM
in the heart
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2017, 17:28:24 PM
Of where it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2017, 19:43:32 PM

Was shown on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2017, 20:30:55 PM
I've been framed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2017, 07:06:44 AM
By British telecom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 03, 2017, 07:18:33 AM
who couldn`t connect
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2017, 08:10:57 AM
in a brewery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2017, 14:27:10 PM
Full of old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2017, 19:11:31 PM
Brown ale bottles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2017, 19:35:41 PM

Left by Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2017, 20:36:09 PM
After entertaining his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2017, 22:42:25 PM

Union brothers from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 05, 2017, 07:51:29 AM
the back of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2017, 08:07:01 AM
The union bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2017, 12:38:27 PM
With cheap beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 05, 2017, 21:37:48 PM

Paid for by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 07, 2017, 07:18:11 AM
Jon,because he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2017, 08:23:00 AM
is generous to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2017, 09:15:56 AM
Those less fortunate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2017, 11:55:27 AM
Like Blackburn supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2017, 20:43:24 PM

Who don't have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2017, 21:26:03 PM
Any morals because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 08, 2017, 07:07:51 AM
they only drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2017, 08:44:28 AM
Cheap cider with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2017, 11:58:30 AM
A vodka chaser
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2017, 13:40:19 PM
Until they fall
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2017, 15:57:55 PM
Off the bench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2017, 17:12:29 PM
Holding on to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2017, 17:46:15 PM
Their yorkshire friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2017, 19:00:41 PM

For support as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2017, 19:52:47 PM
Cockeneee bullies try
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2017, 20:17:28 PM
To humiliate the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2017, 20:36:10 PM

Northern numpties from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2017, 00:02:10 AM
The superior north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2017, 06:48:33 AM
if they climb
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2017, 08:05:50 AM
on their ladders
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2017, 13:09:53 PM
To reach up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 09, 2017, 13:39:34 PM

To the southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2017, 14:43:59 PM
Who were robbing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2017, 17:13:12 PM
Northerners of excuses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2017, 22:07:02 PM
that had never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2017, 22:19:50 PM
Been thought of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2017, 22:23:58 PM
apart from Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2017, 22:26:22 PM
Who knew every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2017, 22:28:42 PM
pub in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2017, 07:50:48 AM
red light area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 10, 2017, 21:54:17 PM

Of darkest Blackburn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2017, 12:29:32 PM
Where he met
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2017, 16:02:33 PM

Brenda the slapper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 13, 2017, 07:21:01 AM
who likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2017, 08:02:51 AM
tickle Bob special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2017, 09:16:19 AM
Python which grows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2017, 12:55:35 PM
Green and wrinkly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2017, 14:12:46 PM
And wraps itself
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2017, 16:07:51 PM
Around the nearest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2017, 18:38:54 PM

Bottle of vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2017, 19:42:33 PM
Demonstrating his multitasking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 14, 2017, 07:18:16 AM
that no other
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2017, 08:19:49 AM
woman could ever
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2017, 10:36:19 AM
Satisfy his demand
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2017, 12:44:10 PM
With his insatiable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2017, 13:39:41 PM
Appetite for kinky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2017, 17:21:32 PM
Swingers parties and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2017, 19:28:39 PM

Nude swimming at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2017, 19:49:27 PM
Daves communal pool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2017, 20:02:58 PM

Where the water
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2017, 20:06:02 PM
Needs draining after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 15, 2017, 07:29:14 AM
they used too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2017, 08:25:52 AM
Much lubricant on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2017, 08:27:39 AM
 Causing an oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2017, 08:30:45 AM
Spillage that made
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2017, 08:32:24 AM
A snake oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2017, 16:05:50 PM
For all to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2017, 16:52:31 PM
Get his supply
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2017, 21:53:39 PM
Of blue tablets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2017, 22:56:55 PM
 To help him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2017, 22:58:15 PM
With his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2017, 22:59:05 PM

Problem that the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2017, 22:59:56 PM
Old man has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2017, 23:00:50 PM
Been used rarely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2017, 23:02:07 PM

Usually just for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2017, 23:03:42 PM
Watering his plants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2017, 07:26:38 AM
out the back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2017, 08:02:28 AM
Of his villa
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2017, 08:07:24 AM
where the vegetation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2017, 10:56:16 AM
Hid his neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2017, 12:30:39 PM
Discarded sex toys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2017, 13:20:36 PM

Still whirring away
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2017, 16:39:52 PM
Due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2017, 19:10:46 PM

Duracell batteries still
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 17, 2017, 07:08:19 AM
having plenty of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2017, 10:32:12 AM
Play time available
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2017, 13:25:57 PM
Until Dave used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2017, 18:19:05 PM

Them for mixing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2017, 19:36:37 PM
The rum punch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2017, 21:09:47 PM
To make it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2017, 21:21:04 PM
Acceptable for bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2017, 07:36:14 AM
He added cheap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 18, 2017, 07:37:04 AM
bottles of Shandy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2017, 08:08:22 AM
And Spanish fly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2017, 09:45:23 AM

And mosquito spray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2017, 11:28:33 AM
And Tubbys famous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2017, 12:39:43 PM
Fresh fish stall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2017, 16:31:59 PM

Selling for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2017, 17:13:08 PM
discerning London public
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 20, 2017, 07:28:19 AM
eels and whelks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2017, 07:53:37 AM
with cockney charm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2017, 09:18:16 AM
In his best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2017, 12:04:56 PM
Bowler hat and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2017, 12:12:08 PM
Best whistle and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2017, 17:36:38 PM
Flute from Manny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2017, 00:20:05 AM
The cockeneeee tailor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 21, 2017, 07:07:10 AM
who liked to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2017, 08:06:53 AM
take inside leg
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2017, 08:18:37 AM
Measurements to excite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2017, 08:21:06 AM
the nice boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2017, 08:22:33 AM
Like batty southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2017, 08:23:30 AM
find strange because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2017, 08:29:09 AM
They don't understand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2017, 08:30:17 AM
The concept of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2017, 10:08:09 AM
Honesty and clean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2017, 10:35:12 AM
Living unlike us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2017, 11:32:39 AM
Northerners who appreciate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2017, 12:24:38 PM
Talking to ferrets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2017, 16:45:39 PM
An intelligent animal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2017, 17:21:00 PM
That teach northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2017, 18:10:16 PM

How to chuff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2017, 18:40:10 PM
With great success
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2017, 22:26:03 PM
Unlike southern poofters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2017, 22:43:48 PM

Imitating the northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 22, 2017, 07:12:40 AM
who never stop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2017, 07:39:37 AM

Mithering on about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2017, 07:42:10 AM
Northern supremacy which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2017, 08:08:56 AM
they wish exists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2017, 10:28:59 AM
In London where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2017, 13:12:52 PM
Handsome cockney enchant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2017, 14:37:12 PM
The essex chicks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2017, 16:41:15 PM
In high heels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2017, 20:12:13 PM
And fishnet stockings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 23, 2017, 07:18:01 AM
and buy them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2017, 07:55:19 AM
down Romford market
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2017, 09:20:27 AM
Where cockeneees buy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2017, 13:19:34 PM
Gold medallions for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2017, 22:55:34 PM
Gents from Gent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 24, 2017, 07:17:09 AM
round the corner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2017, 08:02:07 AM
Where Dave sulked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2017, 08:16:53 AM
about bent referees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2017, 08:24:30 AM
Sending off Delle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2017, 08:25:57 AM

Ali the petulant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2017, 08:28:15 AM
Spoilt brat who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2017, 14:26:29 PM

Thinks he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2017, 17:38:33 PM
Better than anything that aresenal have and he is correct
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2017, 18:41:29 PM
Quote from: DaveW on February 26, 2017, 17:38:33 PM
Better than anything that aresenal have and he is correct

Think that might be more than 3 words Dave  :o ;D ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2017, 19:12:39 PM
I know but had to get it off my chest 😄
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2017, 22:44:23 PM
Quote from: DaveW on February 26, 2017, 19:12:39 PM
I know but had to get it off my chest 😄

;D ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2017, 10:15:09 AM
Cockeneeees should behave ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2017, 12:21:21 PM
Like our northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2017, 15:17:42 PM
Chums with dignity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2017, 17:31:12 PM
and generous gestures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 27, 2017, 23:24:21 PM

Towards the striking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 28, 2017, 07:16:06 AM
of Bobs railway
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2017, 08:24:20 AM
Comrades who like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2017, 08:26:38 AM
making commuters lives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2017, 15:33:47 PM
A misery by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2017, 17:21:11 PM
removing the seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2017, 22:01:54 PM

And installed hammocks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 01, 2017, 07:23:39 AM
and making us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2017, 08:13:22 AM
eat stale pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2017, 10:38:35 AM
And cold coffee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2017, 17:49:23 PM
With curdled cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2017, 22:14:21 PM
To make us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 01, 2017, 23:35:49 PM

All feel rather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2017, 05:38:57 AM
Like a cockenee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 02, 2017, 07:12:27 AM
on Slimming World
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2017, 08:20:36 AM
without the trimmings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2017, 23:11:51 PM
On basic rations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2017, 06:43:10 AM
with no cakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2017, 07:04:31 AM
Or choccy bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2017, 07:36:08 AM
To nibble when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2017, 08:07:39 AM
They are waiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2017, 20:02:11 PM

At the dole
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2017, 08:08:25 AM
queue because of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2017, 07:41:37 AM
so many cutbacks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2017, 08:38:31 AM

To Bobs lunch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2017, 08:42:55 AM
Hours when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2017, 16:35:37 PM
Was on double
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2017, 20:32:53 PM

Bubble for doing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 06, 2017, 07:14:30 AM
absolutely nothing as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2017, 08:15:59 AM
He was sleeping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2017, 08:49:54 AM
In the office
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2017, 09:24:21 AM
after spending the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2017, 09:30:29 AM
Day supping vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2017, 12:51:35 PM
With his mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2017, 14:04:10 PM
From the communist
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2017, 14:44:22 PM
Party comrades who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2017, 16:12:08 PM
Held the country
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2017, 17:27:18 PM

To ransom due
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2017, 18:20:14 PM
The old dinosaurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2017, 19:19:10 PM
Found in Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 07, 2017, 07:23:51 AM
where Dave used
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2017, 07:47:04 AM
to entertain the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2017, 09:56:08 AM
Local village bike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2017, 11:58:11 AM
Shop proprietor to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2017, 23:04:23 PM
Get a new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 08, 2017, 06:58:05 AM
set of lights
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2017, 08:15:30 AM
for his tandem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2017, 16:07:06 PM

So Jon can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2017, 20:08:08 PM
Have a ride
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2017, 20:58:30 PM
Around to Dee's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2017, 22:20:50 PM
To play with
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Post by: dee-dee on March 09, 2017, 07:10:49 AM
Glens new big
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2017, 07:40:08 AM
bouncy castle which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2017, 19:21:48 PM

Keeps going down
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2017, 21:20:18 PM
And needs erecting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 10, 2017, 06:54:56 AM
to a much
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2017, 07:29:25 AM
annoyed group of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2017, 15:30:19 PM

Spurs supporters who
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Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2017, 16:29:51 PM
Taunt the Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 12, 2017, 20:34:51 PM
Who get better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2017, 21:29:49 PM
Without diving into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2017, 22:18:17 PM

The penalty box
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 13, 2017, 07:04:26 AM
every time they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2017, 07:29:33 AM
they get desperate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2017, 10:09:39 AM
Like poor old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2017, 11:36:44 AM
Arsene when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2017, 13:31:09 PM

Is the best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2017, 17:15:08 PM
Whinger in London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2017, 17:22:42 PM
Moaning about his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2017, 19:39:23 PM

Noisy neighbours Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 14, 2017, 07:13:46 AM
who keep talking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2017, 07:42:03 AM
of finishing above
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2017, 08:43:28 AM
The mighty Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2017, 20:00:27 PM

In their dreams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2017, 22:05:55 PM
It might happen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 14, 2017, 22:16:25 PM
if they stop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2017, 06:45:05 AM
Gloating everytime they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 15, 2017, 07:20:23 AM
touch the balls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2017, 19:13:26 PM
In the bingo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2017, 20:59:22 PM
Hall where dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2017, 09:39:15 AM
gets a full
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 17, 2017, 06:45:49 AM
set of dabbers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2017, 09:09:02 AM
which she shared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2017, 13:21:28 PM

With Jon the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2017, 15:37:53 PM
Canny Yorkshire chap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2017, 08:31:50 AM

And pigeon racer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2017, 08:53:53 AM
and loves southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2017, 18:46:01 PM

As though they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 19, 2017, 07:03:00 AM
had won the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2017, 08:53:31 AM
Dunes romping competition
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2017, 10:14:30 AM
That Jon films
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 20, 2017, 06:52:43 AM
with his new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2017, 08:53:21 AM
Slimmer and sexy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2017, 09:25:33 AM
Southern Belle who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2017, 11:12:10 AM
Always likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2017, 11:40:48 AM
Share her fabulous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2017, 14:32:44 PM
Flip flops with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2017, 16:17:49 PM
Polka dot bows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2017, 16:23:44 PM
That squeak when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2017, 17:09:52 PM
She treads on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2017, 18:54:53 PM

Jons bronzed back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2017, 19:45:16 PM
Pack containing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2017, 22:26:11 PM

Pet ferret who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2017, 23:05:14 PM
Nibbles at her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 21, 2017, 07:13:43 AM
chopped up carrot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2017, 08:37:52 AM
That she always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2017, 09:29:26 AM
carries to attract
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2017, 15:23:24 PM
The attentions of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2017, 15:42:12 PM
The beach photographer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2017, 16:28:16 PM
Who snapped her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2017, 19:04:15 PM

In her finest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2017, 19:13:01 PM
Pose inspired by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 21, 2017, 20:18:54 PM
Her time with
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Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2017, 06:54:26 AM

Page 3 of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2017, 07:12:45 AM
Of The Sun
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2017, 09:27:03 AM
when she was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2017, 20:33:01 PM

A feisty teenager
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2017, 22:44:18 PM
In white stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 23, 2017, 07:01:48 AM
that she purchased
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2017, 07:20:07 AM
In Petticoat Lane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2017, 17:38:27 PM

From George the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 24, 2017, 06:26:38 AM
Greek with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2017, 08:57:13 AM
dodgy syrup acquired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2017, 20:45:19 PM

From Bruce Forsyth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2017, 08:26:10 AM
when he wasn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2017, 09:23:19 AM

Having a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2017, 08:06:22 AM
Hair day so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2017, 11:18:52 AM
Off she went
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2017, 13:47:58 PM
and gave it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2017, 07:19:55 AM
To Bob for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 27, 2017, 07:23:26 AM
him to hold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2017, 07:26:09 AM
Next to his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2017, 09:31:25 AM
Blackburn season ticket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2017, 10:05:13 AM
And union card
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2017, 14:35:23 PM

Where everyone would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2017, 14:44:36 PM
Swear and curse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2017, 18:25:51 PM
Due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2017, 21:51:26 PM

Fiery nature of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 28, 2017, 06:51:15 AM
him always being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2017, 08:03:24 AM
On a picket
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2017, 08:42:04 AM
line antagonising the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2017, 19:38:22 PM
The tory boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2017, 20:13:09 PM

Who are better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2017, 22:11:44 PM
At breaking promises
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 29, 2017, 07:24:06 AM
than signing pieces
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2017, 09:12:12 AM
of Brexit letters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2017, 16:22:03 PM
That Dave loves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2017, 17:36:06 PM
The European union
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2017, 23:20:12 PM
With its crooks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2017, 08:40:29 AM
cooking the books
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2017, 22:12:34 PM
Claiming that we'll
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2017, 08:50:46 AM
keep on paying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2017, 17:20:40 PM

Millions each year
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 31, 2017, 18:16:41 PM
And be like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2017, 09:23:33 AM

Rich Bob the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2017, 13:07:14 PM
Union baron from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2017, 19:08:29 PM

The north of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2017, 14:30:24 PM
The Watford Gap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2017, 19:48:34 PM

And speaks with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2017, 22:27:04 PM
A scouse accent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 03, 2017, 07:25:22 AM
on days beginning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2017, 09:12:42 AM
T but other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2017, 12:56:55 PM
Days he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2017, 13:01:46 PM
Too wissed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2017, 13:03:49 PM
Care about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2017, 13:04:46 PM
Waste of drinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2017, 13:06:01 PM
Himself into oblivion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2017, 13:07:20 PM
In the buffet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2017, 13:11:48 PM
Carriage with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2017, 16:10:17 PM
Mates Jeremy, Len
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2017, 07:24:01 AM
And Arthur who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 04, 2017, 08:19:15 AM
didn`t bring any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2017, 09:33:08 AM
fun to people's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2017, 19:14:56 PM

Party or presents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2017, 22:07:53 PM
For them to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2017, 22:25:52 PM
Take back to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 05, 2017, 07:20:21 AM
his garden shed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2017, 08:56:11 AM
complete with sauna
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2017, 19:45:24 PM

And bottles of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 06, 2017, 07:04:10 AM
WD40 which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2017, 07:33:21 AM
Sprayed on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2017, 20:20:22 PM

Rusty old joints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2017, 05:42:49 AM
To ease the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 07, 2017, 07:08:15 AM
stiffness in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2017, 07:43:03 AM
Leg and little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2017, 09:53:00 AM
under used but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2017, 05:38:04 AM
Very scabby and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2017, 11:53:48 AM
Seen better days
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2017, 18:38:01 PM

Wallet that is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2017, 18:49:35 PM
Rarely opened unless
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 10, 2017, 07:19:28 AM
its time to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2017, 12:59:05 PM
Top it up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2017, 06:03:43 AM
With free rail
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2017, 06:50:35 AM
Tickets to sell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 11, 2017, 07:13:12 AM
on Caleta beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2017, 08:49:49 AM
for El Tren
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 12, 2017, 07:27:28 AM
better known as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2017, 07:41:23 AM

Sid the spiv
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2017, 09:17:40 AM
with six fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 12, 2017, 10:04:28 AM

Commonly known as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2017, 10:06:29 AM
Wide boy cockeneeee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2017, 12:48:03 PM
wannabe from Preston
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 13, 2017, 07:09:42 AM
who doesn`t post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2017, 08:04:34 AM
As much as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 13, 2017, 08:57:16 AM

They used to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2017, 09:10:27 AM
But it's quality
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2017, 13:07:10 PM
Compared to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2017, 07:38:11 AM
Bitching at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2017, 14:14:07 PM
 General chat where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2017, 06:25:26 AM
Everyone knows best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2017, 10:07:44 AM

But in reality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2017, 10:52:13 AM
They know nowt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2017, 16:07:12 PM
About good manners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2017, 17:46:41 PM
Or what jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2017, 18:19:43 PM

Gets up to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2017, 20:50:49 PM
With Dee in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2017, 08:51:16 AM
The dunes at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 16, 2017, 08:59:22 AM

Corralejo the porn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 16, 2017, 09:24:28 AM
Capitol of culture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2017, 10:46:09 AM
And northern chavs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2017, 08:07:33 AM
Playing with southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2017, 08:47:14 AM

Experts in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2017, 09:05:41 AM
Art of diving
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2017, 11:06:21 AM
Into blond muff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2017, 21:11:45 PM
That tasted like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2017, 21:34:16 PM
Sushi mixed with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2017, 23:10:06 PM

Sweat and odour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 18, 2017, 07:08:58 AM
that was 100
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2017, 07:19:19 AM
Times worse than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2017, 07:36:12 AM
Anything we've ever
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2017, 08:29:07 AM

Smelt in Corralejo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2017, 11:22:33 AM
 Unlike perfect Caleta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2017, 15:34:05 PM

With a perfume
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2017, 16:21:32 PM
Of stinking beaches
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2017, 17:10:20 PM
Of unwashed northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2017, 21:57:20 PM
And rancid southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2017, 22:23:03 PM

Who are really
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 19, 2017, 06:52:27 AM
only there for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2017, 08:05:25 AM
Northern hygiene lessons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2017, 08:43:49 AM

To lower their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2017, 09:20:30 AM
very high standards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2017, 09:50:21 AM
Compared to pigs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2017, 14:31:59 PM

That roam t'moors
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2017, 17:13:11 PM
Tucking into freshly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2017, 18:10:42 PM

Made apple sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2017, 18:38:09 PM
On black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2017, 19:42:03 PM

And Pontefract cakes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2017, 20:15:37 PM
And northern delicacies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2017, 22:17:59 PM
Southerners dont appreciate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 20, 2017, 07:01:30 AM
like tea cakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2017, 07:30:02 AM
For health purposes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 21, 2017, 06:52:27 AM
should not be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2017, 08:48:41 AM
eaten after 12
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2017, 11:47:21 AM
Rancid jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2017, 17:00:17 PM
which Jon enjoyed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2017, 18:29:03 PM

With Youngs Bitter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2017, 21:48:27 PM
Whenever he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 22, 2017, 07:39:48 AM
feeling a bit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 22, 2017, 09:44:43 AM
Of Dee's left
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2017, 13:23:39 PM
Overs from her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2017, 03:24:24 AM

Special Sunday roasts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 23, 2017, 08:38:13 AM
Where her Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2017, 14:29:52 PM
Puddings are admired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2017, 18:08:04 PM

In the flesh
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2017, 20:24:12 PM
With a covering
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 24, 2017, 07:23:34 AM
of mint sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2017, 08:49:57 AM
which perks up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2017, 09:29:43 AM
The taste buds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2017, 13:38:29 PM
Before getting stuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2017, 14:00:27 PM
Into her fluffy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2017, 14:54:50 PM
polar bear onesie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2017, 15:39:24 PM
With fluffy pink
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2017, 17:05:35 PM
Ear muffs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2017, 19:45:58 PM

Drown out Jons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2017, 21:39:07 PM
Tiny Tim voice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 25, 2017, 07:17:55 AM
that he uses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2017, 08:35:35 AM
to woo ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2017, 09:50:15 AM
Before pouncing on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2017, 13:43:20 PM
Some young ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2017, 20:52:07 PM

Who can't understand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on April 25, 2017, 21:28:54 PM
the offside rule
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2017, 21:57:14 PM
adopted in Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 26, 2017, 07:20:30 AM
at Jons golf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2017, 07:22:00 AM
Club where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on April 26, 2017, 14:53:35 PM
Play with yellow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2017, 18:17:01 PM
Driving range balls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2017, 07:29:41 AM
And plastic clubs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2017, 09:21:27 AM
 a free gift
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2017, 18:41:44 PM

From Brother Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2017, 20:56:36 PM
Bought from Poundland
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2017, 07:24:27 AM
when he visited
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2017, 08:54:26 AM
for his weekly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 28, 2017, 16:46:45 PM
Visit as the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2017, 19:14:01 PM
Local Mozzers is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2017, 19:27:07 PM

Have banned him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2017, 15:04:44 PM
All credit customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2017, 09:44:57 AM
Due to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2017, 10:03:20 AM

His union activities
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2017, 11:47:23 AM
Distracting him from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on April 30, 2017, 16:05:44 PM
actually doing any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2017, 21:20:41 PM
Useful work like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2017, 22:55:08 PM

Shouting mind the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 01, 2017, 07:17:55 AM
step when you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2017, 07:37:44 AM
Board the train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2017, 08:43:51 AM

Otherwise they would
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2017, 12:02:49 PM
Trip up  spilling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2017, 16:20:06 PM
His cheap vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2017, 17:37:13 PM
Over his suede
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2017, 22:22:45 PM
Shoes that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2017, 07:23:10 AM
bought from Primark
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 09:22:14 AM
before going to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2017, 09:44:42 AM
The picket line
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 13:54:53 PM
With his mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2017, 14:20:07 PM

Red Ted the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 16:06:50 PM
Love child of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2017, 16:41:12 PM
The woman who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 16:41:53 PM
Checked out his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2017, 16:43:08 PM
Very small appendage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 16:44:10 PM
Which he blames
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2017, 16:45:37 PM
On his lack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 16:49:40 PM
Light due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2017, 16:51:12 PM
Being in a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 16:53:17 PM
Underground tunnel most
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2017, 16:55:56 PM
Of his life
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 16:57:15 PM
As his Davey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2017, 17:01:22 PM
Miners helmet had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 17:02:33 PM
Gone on strike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2017, 18:56:09 PM

Just like his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2017, 19:08:40 PM
Boss Len tells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2017, 21:28:00 PM
Him about bankers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 03, 2017, 07:20:00 AM
using all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2017, 09:37:27 AM
unions sour grapes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2017, 06:54:36 AM
And public money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 04, 2017, 07:22:21 AM
on a new
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2017, 09:09:14 AM
cruiser to impress
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2017, 18:04:32 PM
The country bumpkins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 04, 2017, 19:03:01 PM

On the broads
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 05, 2017, 07:09:21 AM
sitting on their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2017, 09:17:11 AM
picnic hampers full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2017, 09:04:22 AM

Sandwiches and champagne
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2017, 10:46:00 AM
with beluga caviar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2017, 08:06:38 AM
On  toast to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2017, 08:45:37 AM
impress Len McCluskey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2017, 08:52:15 AM
And his cronies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2017, 11:12:57 AM
making people's lives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2017, 11:33:16 AM
A misery by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2017, 12:29:12 PM
Disrupting people's lives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2017, 14:51:35 PM
And making them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2017, 15:19:58 PM

Watch Blackburn Rovers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2017, 16:07:22 PM
Getting relegated to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2017, 17:43:54 PM
Level of Southend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2017, 19:05:45 PM

Selling shrimps on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2017, 20:07:09 PM
The Kursaal funfare
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2017, 07:24:19 AM
buy one get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2017, 08:37:55 AM
One free which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2017, 14:03:54 PM
Goes down well
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2017, 15:08:51 PM
With the striking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2017, 17:48:05 PM
Blond walking past
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2017, 21:45:32 PM
In her bikini
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 10, 2017, 06:55:39 AM
thong up her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2017, 08:00:06 AM
Backside looking like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2017, 11:59:20 AM
Kim Kardashian with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2017, 12:11:49 PM
A weight problem
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2017, 14:09:49 PM
In her derrière
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2017, 15:06:09 PM
Department which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2017, 17:52:56 PM
Mistaken for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2017, 18:09:32 PM

Pair of pumpkins 🎃 🎃
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2017, 20:17:43 PM
Which suffocated her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2017, 07:12:17 AM
Many lovers who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 11, 2017, 07:20:16 AM
liked to look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2017, 07:22:28 AM
Much closer than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2017, 15:35:50 PM
They should causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2017, 20:52:30 PM

The hungry bum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2017, 23:22:43 PM
To gobble up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 12, 2017, 07:21:25 AM
too many peanuts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2017, 07:48:38 AM
any spitting them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2017, 10:24:17 AM
All over Paul
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2017, 12:59:35 PM
Who collects them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2017, 14:16:47 PM
To give to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2017, 16:50:25 PM
His friends for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2017, 22:16:06 PM
Mending his bike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2017, 07:52:19 AM
which had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2017, 20:38:31 PM

Delayed by EasyJet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 14, 2017, 21:22:05 PM
With drunken Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2017, 07:32:45 AM
Players tampering with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2017, 07:43:47 AM
Steve sweaty balls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2017, 07:45:01 AM
and exposing their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2017, 07:48:09 AM
Private parts to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2017, 07:49:12 AM
the air hostess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2017, 07:58:31 AM
Who pulled the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2017, 17:49:11 PM
loose piece of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2017, 23:07:23 PM
Cord revealing her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2017, 06:46:48 AM

Under carriage had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 16, 2017, 07:12:55 AM
very bad damage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2017, 07:20:43 AM
Due to multiple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2017, 08:44:08 AM
Poundings by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2017, 09:54:35 AM
Captains thrust contoller
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2017, 11:24:28 AM
Being used too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2017, 11:41:48 AM

Forcefully since Leicester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2017, 12:54:29 PM
Managed to stay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2017, 13:41:15 PM
In the top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 17, 2017, 07:03:09 AM
of the league
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2017, 07:32:04 AM
where no Yprkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2017, 09:48:02 AM
Peams arp playing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2017, 12:01:03 PM
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit Jonathan

Because they're rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2017, 19:14:57 PM
I pought it was punny ;D

At diving and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2017, 19:48:44 PM

Scoring goals in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2017, 21:06:42 PM
the opponents net
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 18, 2017, 06:39:36 AM
but only if
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2017, 07:32:47 AM
the goalie turns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2017, 08:47:24 AM
His back on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 18, 2017, 09:40:27 AM
His wife and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2017, 11:29:11 AM
Gives her a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2017, 15:02:17 PM
Good seeing to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2017, 19:07:28 PM
In front of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2017, 20:36:37 PM

The directors box
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 19, 2017, 06:52:29 AM
bending her over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2017, 07:29:38 AM
the subs bench
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2017, 13:36:49 PM

For all to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2017, 13:41:21 PM
Give a rating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 20, 2017, 07:21:26 AM
on their performance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2017, 10:38:08 AM
And some tips
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 21, 2017, 07:41:10 AM
on how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 21, 2017, 08:08:43 AM
Prolong the act
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2017, 12:28:48 PM
Which Jon noted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2017, 14:32:09 PM
Down in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2017, 16:52:22 PM
little book which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2017, 02:29:13 AM
He kept in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 22, 2017, 07:08:32 AM
his inside pocket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2017, 07:30:31 AM
with the hole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2017, 07:44:08 AM
For ventilation so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2017, 18:17:36 PM
He can jingle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2017, 19:29:04 PM

His loose change
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2017, 19:55:00 PM
And rearrange his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 23, 2017, 06:10:20 AM
garden gnomes that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2017, 07:09:14 AM
Dee adores so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2017, 07:59:05 AM
much that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2017, 09:28:50 AM
Lovingly caresses their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2017, 13:21:15 PM
Cheeky little pink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2017, 14:52:46 PM
Bottoms and kissing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2017, 17:11:31 PM
Their perky little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 24, 2017, 07:12:53 AM
red rosy cheeks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2017, 08:20:35 AM
when they bent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2017, 22:23:42 PM
Over to show
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 25, 2017, 07:03:57 AM
that their trousers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2017, 07:30:50 AM
had holes under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2017, 13:14:38 PM

Their nut bags
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2017, 13:25:29 PM
Where the insects
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2017, 18:23:32 PM

Nibbled away at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2017, 18:54:27 PM
The bits that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 26, 2017, 07:13:25 AM
were poking through
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2017, 07:58:07 AM
and exposed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2017, 18:35:02 PM

All passers by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2017, 20:49:09 PM
And use them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2017, 07:35:58 AM
To add protein
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2017, 08:11:04 AM
and to revitalise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2017, 07:16:09 AM
The parts that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2017, 08:00:15 AM
Do not get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2017, 08:57:23 AM
Used as often
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2017, 15:24:18 PM
As the ever
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2017, 17:39:45 PM
Bad ref Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2017, 17:53:27 PM
Get lumbered with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 29, 2017, 07:38:10 AM
too many useless
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2017, 08:02:27 AM
bad decisions that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2017, 08:20:24 AM
Make Dave incensed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2017, 08:21:06 AM
and rob them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2017, 08:28:48 AM
Of many a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2017, 08:29:22 AM
point that would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2017, 08:50:57 AM
Eventually cost them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2017, 09:44:08 AM

And end up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2017, 12:26:38 PM
second to Russia's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2017, 17:02:07 PM

Mafia at standford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2017, 17:07:28 PM
Where plastic supporters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 30, 2017, 07:25:21 AM
can`t be bothered
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2017, 07:35:14 AM
when they lose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2017, 15:29:34 PM
To mighty Bradford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2017, 17:25:09 PM
After being overcome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 30, 2017, 19:39:19 PM

By the Arsenal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2017, 19:53:32 PM
Boringly yawning football
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 31, 2017, 07:19:55 AM
who know nothing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2017, 07:33:41 AM
about entertaining the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2017, 18:32:53 PM

Fa cup winners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2017, 19:16:18 PM
With pork pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2017, 22:05:56 PM

From Stoke Newington
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 01, 2017, 07:10:15 AM
wherever that is?
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2017, 08:12:42 AM
in North London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 01, 2017, 18:22:04 PM

Where the fourbys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 01, 2017, 18:41:23 PM
Beat the furbies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2017, 21:08:07 PM
On their own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2017, 22:44:34 PM
Whoever they are?
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 02, 2017, 07:02:59 AM
I haven`t got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2017, 08:01:08 AM
a clue where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2017, 19:24:44 PM

I didn't want to use the Y word for Spurs so they are fourbys which is 4x2's which is cockennee rhyming slang, work the rest out yourselves  ;D ;D


This is leading

Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2017, 19:40:24 PM
We were not so shy, quite happy to chant y.. army

Down the garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2017, 10:08:17 AM

Path to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2017, 12:15:23 PM
labour money tree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2017, 12:46:10 PM

Where Corbyn thinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2017, 13:19:20 PM
He can hoodwink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2017, 21:00:11 PM

All the stupid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2017, 08:31:23 AM
young voters who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2017, 14:58:55 PM
Think money grows
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2017, 17:30:25 PM
Rather than earned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2017, 22:53:30 PM
With hard graft
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 06, 2017, 06:02:39 AM
but only if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2017, 07:19:50 AM
They could see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2017, 07:34:36 AM
the satisfaction of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2017, 10:13:30 AM
Knowing that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2017, 13:47:04 PM
could repay parents
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2017, 06:37:08 AM
Of tory voters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 07, 2017, 07:15:54 AM
when the Euro
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2017, 08:17:26 AM
is more valuable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 07, 2017, 08:26:37 AM

Than the pound
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2017, 08:28:11 AM
and Garden Tax
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 08, 2017, 10:27:02 AM

That will be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2017, 10:27:49 AM
An ever increasing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2017, 13:19:42 PM
Problem for rich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2017, 13:54:44 PM
And poor alike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2017, 06:43:20 AM
Who dont live
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2017, 07:23:56 AM
to be screwed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 11, 2017, 08:16:04 AM
right in Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2017, 16:09:39 PM
On the pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2017, 19:41:14 PM
With a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 11, 2017, 19:51:30 PM

Dipper going round
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 12, 2017, 07:09:21 AM
riders throwing up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2017, 08:15:05 AM
over Dee's stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2017, 17:31:50 PM
Making her very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2017, 20:19:16 PM

Attractive to northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 13, 2017, 07:02:34 AM
types that like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2017, 13:04:19 PM
The best women
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2017, 17:32:38 PM

To do unmentionable
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2017, 17:59:49 PM
things like ironing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2017, 20:17:41 PM

Jon's budgie smugglers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2017, 23:55:45 PM
On the beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2017, 08:08:42 AM
burning his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2017, 17:04:00 PM
Wobbly white buttocks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2017, 17:56:33 PM
That have been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2017, 19:46:07 PM
Slapped by his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2017, 21:21:09 PM

Female captain at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2017, 21:28:58 PM
The Love Boat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2017, 22:41:56 PM
Golf club in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2017, 22:53:33 PM
Which Dave tries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2017, 17:02:06 PM
His corny  lines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 15, 2017, 19:31:24 PM

Of a carrot 🥕
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2017, 20:02:10 PM
For donkey Adams
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 16, 2017, 22:19:15 PM

The cousin of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2017, 22:31:42 PM
All Suffolk bumpkins
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2017, 22:34:01 PM
Imported from Lancashire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 17, 2017, 06:56:44 AM
in flaming June
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2017, 10:49:14 AM
moaning about anything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2017, 07:33:40 AM
To do with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2017, 20:02:17 PM
The price of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2017, 20:52:13 PM

Black pudding and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2017, 06:57:22 AM
Other local delicacies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2017, 09:44:39 AM
like ferret pie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2017, 10:15:14 AM
Or jellied  eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2017, 11:27:13 AM
the favourite sustenance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2017, 12:07:18 PM
Of the masses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2017, 14:20:55 PM
of Tubbie's fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2017, 16:03:57 PM

Down Essex way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2017, 16:53:26 PM
Where the best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2017, 21:19:23 PM

Cockles and whelks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2017, 08:57:11 AM
Are fed to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2017, 09:56:56 AM
eager Yorkshire boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2017, 10:36:51 AM
Who spit them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2017, 11:45:58 AM
On the floor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2017, 12:39:54 PM
the uncouth reprobates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2017, 15:13:32 PM
Dislike Southern grub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2017, 17:46:02 PM
Because it's poo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2017, 18:04:32 PM
And insipid rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2017, 18:11:27 PM

Similar to black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2017, 18:12:36 PM
Country food which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2017, 18:15:10 PM

Is all yam
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2017, 18:17:05 PM
And cold turkey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2017, 18:54:22 PM
Leftovers from Christmas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2017, 22:10:56 PM
That they love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2017, 23:04:02 PM

To mash up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 21, 2017, 07:00:56 AM
with lashings of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2017, 08:42:04 AM
stale Brussel sprouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2017, 09:32:27 AM
That make them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2017, 13:45:17 PM
A Yorkshire speciality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2017, 21:45:23 PM
Sold to Cockenees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 22, 2017, 07:20:03 AM
for a tenner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2017, 08:57:09 AM
or 100 ciggies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2017, 15:12:40 PM
From duty free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2017, 16:33:08 PM
Where Dave always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2017, 17:26:04 PM
Spends hard earned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2017, 19:42:23 PM

Pension money from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2017, 21:39:54 PM
From illicit gains
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 23, 2017, 07:11:26 AM
in darkest Norfolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2017, 10:38:44 AM
Where crooks gather
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2017, 12:11:35 PM
with the shepherds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2017, 12:12:49 PM
To round up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2017, 12:14:41 PM
little Englander anti
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2017, 14:10:36 PM
The establishment Roarski
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2017, 15:47:11 PM
and friend Sparky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2017, 18:39:07 PM

To encarserate them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2017, 13:19:56 PM
in Southend Kursaal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2017, 07:18:11 AM
but only if
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2017, 09:02:04 AM
the trains are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2017, 15:10:28 PM
Not on strike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2017, 16:40:46 PM
But luckily for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2017, 17:37:26 PM
Bob his payrise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2017, 20:18:18 PM
More than  covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2017, 22:21:11 PM
His travel expenses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 27, 2017, 07:13:06 AM
because he earned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2017, 08:20:10 AM
Vast amounts of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 27, 2017, 08:52:47 AM

Bets drinking vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2017, 10:22:42 AM
with his mate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2017, 10:39:40 AM
Big Jon who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 27, 2017, 11:43:10 AM
Liked to let
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2017, 12:59:11 PM
the ladies give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2017, 15:23:48 PM
Him a nice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2017, 16:59:31 PM
Relaxing massage while
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 27, 2017, 19:41:05 PM
He supped some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2017, 20:34:05 PM
Of Bobs vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 28, 2017, 07:01:09 AM
on Galera beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2017, 07:46:21 AM
At happy hour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2017, 08:28:26 AM
in his mankini
Title: Rborre: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2017, 13:48:18 PM
Borrowed from Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2017, 15:11:05 PM
the jellied eel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2017, 16:34:09 PM
King of Norfolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2017, 17:38:13 PM
With bulging muscles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2017, 18:58:31 PM

Borrowed from Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2017, 19:50:37 PM
Who liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2017, 20:01:36 PM
Keep fit with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2017, 20:50:10 PM
her Zumba class
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2017, 21:50:52 PM
And cross trainer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 29, 2017, 07:19:03 AM
don`t forget Glen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2017, 08:53:12 AM
Fiddich Scotch to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2017, 15:09:52 PM
Numb the sense
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2017, 16:29:54 PM
Of having to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2017, 18:05:57 PM
Slip into the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2017, 20:08:25 PM
Sand dunes with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2017, 20:23:16 PM

Jon and his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2017, 20:52:01 PM
strawberry flavour lotion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2017, 22:29:26 PM
That he rubs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 30, 2017, 06:08:40 AM
into his feet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2017, 09:12:54 AM
and other sensitive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2017, 10:53:56 AM
Areas of Dees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2017, 13:38:43 PM
Portable drinks cabinet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2017, 07:20:39 AM
that was always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2017, 09:02:06 AM
well stocked with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 02, 2017, 06:56:12 AM
large bottles of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2017, 14:33:32 PM
Baileys and more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2017, 19:25:27 PM

Drinks that could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2017, 20:35:10 PM
Rot the socks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2017, 07:06:45 AM
of anyone wearing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2017, 09:03:22 AM
sandals when visiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2017, 20:51:14 PM

The alps in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2017, 22:46:50 PM
Switzerland wher the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2017, 09:55:22 AM
yodellers do it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2017, 10:33:31 AM

With gay abandon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2017, 13:48:55 PM
While playing with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2017, 19:27:25 PM

Their very own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2017, 20:06:14 PM
Version of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2017, 21:34:51 PM
Didgeridoo which they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 04, 2017, 21:48:57 PM
hand carved out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2017, 08:29:48 AM
By Rolf in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2017, 13:31:20 PM
Hid prison cell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2017, 17:47:12 PM
Where he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 05, 2017, 19:40:41 PM

Seen playing with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2017, 20:34:16 PM
His little zither
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2017, 22:44:55 PM
Plucking it's strings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2017, 08:07:19 AM
and singing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2017, 17:13:26 PM

All the inmates
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 06, 2017, 20:54:39 PM
Who were drinking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2017, 21:36:46 PM

Moonshine and smoking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2017, 04:48:11 AM
Dope bought from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2017, 07:26:29 AM

Visitors hidden in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2017, 09:21:00 AM
Daves pink manbag
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2017, 09:55:00 AM
borrowed from Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2017, 17:12:29 PM

For the weekend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2017, 18:46:28 PM
Because  Dave couldn't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2017, 19:09:18 PM
Afford to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2017, 22:10:19 PM

His own bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2017, 07:23:49 AM
So he stole
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2017, 09:53:51 AM
Bob's girly accessories
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2017, 18:39:29 PM

Borrowed from Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2017, 07:17:47 AM
Who was holidaying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2017, 19:25:34 PM
Missing her bestest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2017, 21:44:17 PM

And frolickings in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2017, 08:22:36 AM
the dunes all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 10, 2017, 09:39:20 AM
Day long with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2017, 18:20:35 PM
The thong man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 10, 2017, 18:59:44 PM

Who likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2017, 19:37:53 PM
Advise Jon about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2017, 06:51:33 AM

Sucking toes and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2017, 08:50:16 AM
other deviations which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2017, 10:20:46 AM
Paul taught him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2017, 11:08:28 AM
To raise his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2017, 13:26:05 PM
Opinion of Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2017, 15:11:09 PM
with English players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2017, 16:36:09 PM
Unlike his team
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2017, 17:01:52 PM
Of foreign mercenaries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2017, 17:52:17 PM
Only playing for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2017, 18:22:21 PM

Hugh amounts of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2017, 21:04:51 PM
Money extracted from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2017, 22:09:14 PM

The poor fans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2017, 08:50:17 AM
when they could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 12, 2017, 11:05:39 AM
Be supporting spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2017, 16:27:58 PM

In their hour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2017, 17:07:17 PM
Between hop picking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 12, 2017, 18:03:44 PM
And visiting the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2017, 18:16:26 PM
Local Kent hostelries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2017, 19:04:16 PM

That serve real
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2017, 19:14:48 PM
Strong southern beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 12, 2017, 20:00:44 PM
To Southern wimps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2017, 20:44:22 PM
Relocated from Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2017, 10:12:34 AM
To educate the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2017, 10:54:48 AM

Foreign nationals that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2017, 16:02:13 PM
Northerners are best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2017, 18:48:59 PM

At pigeon racing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2017, 21:01:21 PM
And constant whinging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2017, 22:28:10 PM
About spurs defenders
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2017, 07:30:33 AM
 Going to scumland
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2017, 13:27:05 PM

As they can't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2017, 13:30:20 PM
Develop their own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2017, 10:17:38 AM

Style of play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2017, 11:54:28 AM
Around their lavish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2017, 16:40:49 PM

Lifestyle they live
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2017, 21:44:44 PM
with their WAGS
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2017, 05:48:16 AM

And fast cars 🚗
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2017, 06:31:28 AM
Getting caught for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2017, 08:30:29 AM
texting while humping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2017, 09:34:28 AM
The Manchester bike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2017, 10:23:32 AM

Better known as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2017, 10:36:10 AM
Juicy Lucy to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2017, 16:15:36 PM
Her numerous admirers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2017, 17:35:57 PM
And the other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 18, 2017, 06:50:55 AM
fifteen white chickens
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2017, 09:34:36 AM
plucked ready for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2017, 18:42:06 PM

Spit roasting by
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Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2017, 20:00:09 PM
The local chef
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2017, 21:15:57 PM
At the beach
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Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2017, 21:28:27 PM
Cafe we the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2017, 21:46:04 PM
Local numpties visit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2017, 22:07:37 PM
Roughnecks from Corralejo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 19, 2017, 07:27:43 AM
or idiots from
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Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2017, 08:54:25 AM
La Capellania visiting
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2017, 09:52:31 AM
run down Chavetta
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2017, 13:15:11 PM

AS it's better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 19, 2017, 14:29:59 PM
than Somalia but
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2017, 17:01:40 PM
Superior to Corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2017, 19:14:40 PM

Where northerners go
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2017, 20:07:59 PM
For cheap booze
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2017, 21:41:51 PM
And no Chavs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 20, 2017, 07:15:06 AM
are allowed on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2017, 08:29:58 AM
El Tren which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2017, 10:56:17 AM
dave likes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 20, 2017, 16:29:47 PM

Drive with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2017, 18:40:31 PM
Eyes open unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 21, 2017, 16:34:12 PM

Our northern colleagues
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 22, 2017, 07:55:14 AM
who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 22, 2017, 08:09:44 AM
Wander through the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2017, 08:37:15 AM

Moors w'out a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 22, 2017, 14:16:37 PM
Head covering or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 23, 2017, 21:43:54 PM

Whippet in tow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 24, 2017, 07:11:02 AM
but loads of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2017, 08:55:19 AM
black pudding to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2017, 13:43:30 PM

Eat as picnic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2017, 15:33:25 PM
Before getting onto
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2017, 16:01:32 PM
The beautiful countryside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2017, 19:15:48 PM
Trashed by travellers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2017, 19:36:17 PM

From Lancashire on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2017, 19:43:05 PM
A tour of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2017, 21:43:41 PM

Gods own county
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2017, 12:49:24 PM
The finest Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2017, 18:07:26 PM
Parks and historical
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2017, 18:42:03 PM

Mines that adorn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2017, 18:46:27 PM
The fracking sites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2017, 19:53:35 PM
Of rich southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2017, 22:44:41 PM
Who moan constantly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2017, 08:59:41 AM
about subsidizing northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2017, 12:27:34 PM
In jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2017, 13:12:49 PM

Which they love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2017, 14:10:43 PM
To throw up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2017, 14:49:11 PM
and eat again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2017, 15:44:03 PM
To see if
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2017, 17:27:53 PM
Tastes even better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2017, 19:39:35 PM

The second time
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2017, 21:12:05 PM
And recommend them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2017, 22:45:16 PM
To tasteless cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2017, 06:45:58 AM
Who they admire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2017, 06:53:13 AM
For being stupid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2017, 06:54:48 AM
Yorkshiremen with brains
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 27, 2017, 06:55:46 AM
the size of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2017, 06:57:59 AM
Einstein and personality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2017, 06:58:37 AM
Of Eastend character
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2017, 06:59:27 AM
Imported from Emmerdale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2017, 08:40:29 AM
But Suffolk born
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2017, 08:44:51 AM
and upstanding folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2017, 15:31:56 PM
In the asylum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2017, 16:47:29 PM
Seekers from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2017, 19:01:31 PM

Where they thrive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2017, 21:39:54 PM
On Suffolk ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2017, 22:48:21 PM
When they're desperate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2017, 06:56:53 AM
for a drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2017, 06:58:35 AM
At the beach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2017, 07:01:27 AM
at Happy Hour
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2017, 07:03:57 AM
Where G buys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2017, 07:04:53 AM
Mojitos all round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2017, 07:10:07 AM
Before going romping
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2017, 07:13:23 AM
in the dunes
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2017, 07:15:15 AM
With mi Princess  :'(
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 28, 2017, 07:18:44 AM
in a private
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2017, 07:45:59 AM
Stone circle so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2017, 13:40:04 PM

Nobody can witness
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2017, 14:32:37 PM
Apart from photobrian
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2017, 18:03:34 PM

The shenanigans that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2017, 18:17:07 PM
Steamed up his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2017, 08:23:52 AM

Sunglasses leaving him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2017, 09:23:34 AM
In a hot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2017, 10:06:18 AM
spot after he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2017, 12:32:05 PM
Forgot to mention
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2017, 12:33:44 PM

He's a Jaffa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2017, 12:36:29 PM
And can't satisfy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2017, 18:23:59 PM

Any woman's lust
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2017, 21:55:04 PM
But when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 30, 2017, 07:05:16 AM
had a look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2017, 11:56:57 AM
around the dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 31, 2017, 07:21:26 AM
but couldn`t find
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2017, 08:20:25 AM
anything worth snapping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2017, 09:05:04 AM
Except Dee's stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2017, 11:31:37 AM

Stamped firmly on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2017, 15:50:15 PM
By photobrian who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2017, 16:18:41 PM
Loved seeing Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2017, 16:30:19 PM
Romping naked with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2017, 17:58:38 PM
The cast of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2017, 20:48:38 PM

Emmerdale looking on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2017, 22:44:45 PM
To see if
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 01, 2017, 07:15:55 AM
Cain really is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2017, 07:17:02 AM
As hard as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2017, 09:03:10 AM
He thinks he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2017, 16:18:57 PM
Is or if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2017, 17:15:51 PM

He's just a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2017, 17:18:31 PM
Case of rigor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2017, 19:15:45 PM

Mortise setting in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2017, 19:27:55 PM
Requiring the kiss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2017, 20:05:45 PM

Of life to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 02, 2017, 07:23:48 AM
every part of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2017, 07:48:17 AM
His body which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2017, 09:36:30 AM
requires a strong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2017, 12:50:30 PM
Woman like Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2017, 13:42:07 PM
to whip up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2017, 16:54:39 PM
His sexual fantasies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2017, 17:01:15 PM
Where he receives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2017, 17:43:35 PM

A damn good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2017, 18:45:09 PM
Spanking on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2017, 18:51:13 PM
Extra sensitive telescopic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2017, 06:54:58 AM
lens which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2017, 07:03:19 AM
Zoomed in on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2017, 08:23:20 AM
the naughty bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2017, 16:04:37 PM
Which she flaunts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2017, 17:32:41 PM

On a regular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2017, 18:07:19 PM
basis in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2017, 19:17:41 PM
Early hours of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 04, 2017, 07:10:50 AM
the days in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2017, 08:37:53 AM
What only can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2017, 10:07:10 AM
be described as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2017, 12:51:50 PM
An eye popping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 04, 2017, 14:36:11 PM

Experience for all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2017, 17:10:42 PM
Of the swingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 04, 2017, 19:58:58 PM

That hang out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2017, 10:13:14 AM
at Jon's Villa
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2017, 07:41:22 AM
And Daves mansion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2017, 08:01:55 AM
where they all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2017, 08:12:54 AM
Jump on Pauls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2017, 08:57:52 AM

Bouncy castle that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2017, 13:31:32 PM
He chatted up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2017, 07:20:01 AM
A spurs player
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2017, 07:58:25 AM
For an autograph
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2017, 08:17:42 AM
To add to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2017, 09:23:41 AM
his greatest heroes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2017, 13:40:18 PM

That never played
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2017, 15:22:30 PM
For the mighty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2017, 16:30:31 PM
1961 double side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2017, 17:45:11 PM
Which Dave remembers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2017, 18:00:41 PM
And attended all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2017, 19:11:02 PM

The games with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2017, 19:12:50 PM
My Arsenal friend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 07, 2017, 20:49:17 PM
Who was forced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2017, 22:33:27 PM

To buy the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2017, 22:51:07 PM
Legend Sol Campbell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2017, 06:40:25 AM

Who was magnificent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 08, 2017, 07:03:00 AM
where it counted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2017, 08:35:03 AM
Playing at Highbury
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2017, 09:34:33 AM
the Judas rat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2017, 12:45:48 PM
Who won many
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2017, 13:31:42 PM
Raspberries when returning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2017, 15:40:41 PM

To the slum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2017, 16:57:11 PM
Of White Hart
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2017, 17:49:33 PM
Pub in Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2017, 21:11:21 PM
Modelled on Daves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2017, 21:44:02 PM
Favourite watering hole
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 08, 2017, 21:59:14 PM
Where he never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2017, 22:05:09 PM
Buys a drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2017, 23:04:52 PM

Unlike Jon who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 09, 2017, 07:21:08 AM
flashes the cash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2017, 07:37:49 AM

And every thing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2017, 13:12:14 PM
When Dee's around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2017, 13:21:26 PM

To witness the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2017, 14:36:01 PM
Generosity of yorkshiremen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2017, 14:43:02 PM
With other people's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2017, 19:19:59 PM

Brass and ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2017, 19:47:53 PM
Women but they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2017, 22:23:04 PM
Support southern pensioners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 10, 2017, 07:19:31 AM
to the shop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2017, 08:27:07 AM
but miss achievements
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2017, 09:51:37 AM
Useless southern numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2017, 11:08:05 AM
Catching the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2017, 18:13:52 PM

Numpties off guard
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 10, 2017, 21:43:24 PM
Feeding their pigeons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2017, 22:21:47 PM

With black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 11, 2017, 06:45:01 AM
after they vomit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 11, 2017, 06:51:42 AM

All over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2017, 08:01:51 AM
Sunday best cap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 11, 2017, 12:12:43 PM

And polished shoes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 12, 2017, 05:03:41 AM
dont forget the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2017, 07:59:06 AM
Horse hair toupee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2017, 08:26:59 AM

That Dave has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2017, 17:53:51 PM
Specially made for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2017, 09:41:04 AM

Jon to wear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2017, 10:06:41 AM
On his chest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2017, 19:25:32 PM

To entice his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 14, 2017, 07:11:08 AM
beach groupees from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2017, 07:48:50 AM
The midlands who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2017, 13:38:01 PM

Are quite partial
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2017, 17:44:33 PM
Hairy chaps with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2017, 06:10:45 AM
Lots of 💰
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 15, 2017, 07:13:58 AM
who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2017, 08:35:06 AM
splashing on large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2017, 09:43:24 AM
Amounts of cider
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2017, 18:42:47 PM
Laced with vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2017, 19:18:04 PM
To drink with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2017, 21:33:05 PM
Crisps and Quavers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 16, 2017, 05:30:13 AM
Which tasted of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 16, 2017, 07:29:30 AM
honey rum and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2017, 07:58:46 AM
sweaty feet which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2017, 08:49:47 AM

Bob drinks blissfully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2017, 09:44:19 AM
Unaware of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2017, 12:16:00 PM

Contents of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2017, 12:27:11 PM
Parcel delivered by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2017, 18:13:03 PM

Postman Pat's special
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2017, 18:51:11 PM
Delivery service where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2017, 19:18:37 PM

Pat's cat Jess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 16, 2017, 19:29:35 PM
Pooed on Daves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2017, 20:14:26 PM

Syrup which it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 17, 2017, 07:06:11 AM
needed a good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2017, 07:23:08 AM
Reupholstering due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2017, 09:17:56 AM
 Windy weather in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2017, 14:01:31 PM
Norfolk causing havoc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2017, 14:39:35 PM

With it's parting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2017, 17:30:15 PM
And Elvis quiff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2017, 17:54:37 PM
So hair gel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2017, 18:38:41 PM
Caused an oil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2017, 20:00:58 PM

Slick on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2017, 23:01:05 PM
North Sea near
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2017, 23:17:41 PM

Super Kev like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2017, 04:51:16 AM
He really cares
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Post by: dee-dee on August 18, 2017, 07:10:12 AM
about his appearance
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Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2017, 08:02:09 AM
And the performance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2017, 17:06:45 PM

Of the black
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Post by: DaveW on August 18, 2017, 19:19:14 PM
Cats struggling in
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Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2017, 19:30:43 PM

The championship where
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2017, 08:45:48 AM
Prima donna players
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Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2017, 17:45:38 PM
Kick the number two 💩
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 19, 2017, 18:51:45 PM

Out of each
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2017, 07:37:39 AM
Other until they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2017, 11:02:08 AM
Start to cry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2017, 14:19:44 PM

Like premiership stars ✨
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 21, 2017, 07:16:31 AM
who don`t earn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2017, 08:26:38 AM
more than a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 21, 2017, 16:09:27 PM
Southern pensioner who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2017, 17:13:39 PM

Dave is the
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Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2017, 17:42:03 PM
Unluckiest golfer and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 21, 2017, 20:20:16 PM

Peroni drinker that
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Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2017, 23:38:58 PM
Drinks in moderation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 22, 2017, 06:49:13 AM
Unless other people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 22, 2017, 07:13:04 AM
get in first
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2017, 07:36:29 AM
And spike his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 22, 2017, 14:55:51 PM
Earl grey with
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Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2017, 17:15:04 PM
a dash of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2017, 17:18:08 PM

Milk which renders
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Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2017, 17:19:37 PM
him to a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2017, 17:29:50 PM

Quivering wreck unable
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2017, 18:27:18 PM
To lift his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 22, 2017, 19:08:49 PM
Syrup without breaking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2017, 19:58:37 PM

Wind uncontrollably which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2017, 22:21:29 PM
Flattened the fence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2017, 05:24:49 AM
So the butler
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Post by: dee-dee on August 23, 2017, 07:07:27 AM
tried to erect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2017, 07:50:59 AM
His withered appendage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2017, 08:05:06 AM
with three chopsticks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2017, 11:01:52 AM
But to no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2017, 12:40:52 PM
Ones surprise viagra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2017, 13:04:52 PM
Didn't work because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2017, 14:48:20 PM

It was out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2017, 18:13:08 PM
Of its league
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2017, 18:43:31 PM

And should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2017, 18:53:02 PM
Used on giant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2017, 06:39:22 AM
Hogweed to see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 26, 2017, 08:31:09 AM
if edible or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2017, 18:48:33 PM

Poisonous for our
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 27, 2017, 07:35:21 AM
Fellow cockeneeeeee numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2017, 07:44:06 AM

Known for their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2017, 08:00:56 AM
Hate of thick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 27, 2017, 08:29:37 AM
Pork sausages and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2017, 18:57:13 PM

Burgers served by
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Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2017, 18:58:38 PM
Dosey northern birds
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Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2017, 21:56:44 PM

With greasy hair
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2017, 07:47:51 AM
And fantastic legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2017, 08:37:10 AM

With humongous breasts
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2017, 09:12:22 AM
Which Dave lovingly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2017, 09:25:35 AM

Snuggles into before
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Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2017, 13:00:05 PM
Suffocating in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 28, 2017, 21:11:19 PM
Syrup which had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2017, 22:29:44 PM

Slipped off whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2017, 08:04:27 AM
fighting his way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2017, 08:57:17 AM
Through the padding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2017, 13:36:33 PM
And the silicon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2017, 16:16:37 PM
To nuzzle up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2017, 17:02:47 PM

And start to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2017, 19:53:37 PM
Unwrap his carefully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2017, 21:26:30 PM

Concealed French letter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2017, 21:36:27 PM
From its envelope
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 30, 2017, 06:55:22 AM
addressed to Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2017, 07:44:28 AM
for his Corralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2017, 18:04:42 PM

Romps in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2017, 18:19:18 PM
Sand dunes with
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Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2017, 19:05:20 PM
A tiddly princess
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2017, 19:42:13 PM
In white stilettos
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Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2017, 20:49:38 PM

And not much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2017, 21:25:15 PM
Else to cover
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2017, 07:19:50 AM
Her pert little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2017, 08:00:33 AM
white bits which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2017, 15:10:34 PM

Jon loves to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2017, 15:56:44 PM
Tickle with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2017, 19:05:50 PM

Spiky stubbly chin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2017, 19:49:21 PM
With old spice
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 31, 2017, 20:06:02 PM
Splashed all over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2017, 08:22:08 AM
his entire body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2017, 13:51:39 PM
Hoping to entice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2017, 16:31:25 PM
The young ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2017, 16:51:56 PM

Into his bar
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Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2017, 18:28:40 PM
And buy him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2017, 21:56:47 PM

Some pop so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2017, 08:10:20 AM
they get him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 02, 2017, 09:41:24 AM

Completely drunk and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2017, 13:33:01 PM
Ply him viagra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 02, 2017, 20:36:50 PM

So Jon can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2017, 20:14:54 PM
Retain his staying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 04, 2017, 07:08:53 AM
power but he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2017, 07:48:09 AM
got sun burned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 04, 2017, 08:06:48 AM
In the cloudy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2017, 10:29:46 AM
Sea so he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2017, 13:15:56 PM
Can find excuses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 04, 2017, 15:14:59 PM
To not buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2017, 16:27:12 PM


His princess any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2017, 17:12:54 PM
Double Tia Marias
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Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2017, 20:19:11 PM

Which Dee is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 05, 2017, 07:10:59 AM
Rather partial to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2017, 07:56:51 AM
with her cornflakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2017, 09:46:17 AM
Just before she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2017, 13:13:31 PM

Rushes off to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2017, 13:29:53 PM
Talk of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2017, 18:12:10 PM
Town to meet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2017, 21:00:05 PM

Her northern drinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 06, 2017, 06:34:00 AM
bestie on Friday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2017, 07:48:51 AM
For hugs and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2017, 08:17:13 AM
tales of life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2017, 07:34:41 AM

In the grim
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Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2017, 08:45:33 AM
Morrisons car park
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Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2017, 17:48:32 PM

Where all manner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2017, 18:22:32 PM
Of bargain hunters
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Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2017, 19:18:21 PM

Gather to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2017, 19:19:37 PM
Jons bulging boxers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2017, 20:36:40 PM

Stuffed with budgies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2017, 21:32:26 PM
Pecking his pecker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2017, 21:34:01 PM
making his limp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2017, 21:41:23 PM

More exaggerated than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2017, 21:43:53 PM
Chester from Gunsmoke
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2017, 15:47:32 PM
Who only Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 08, 2017, 17:24:50 PM
Is old enough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2017, 12:25:45 PM

To recall, as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2017, 14:01:57 PM
The other young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2017, 17:53:57 PM
Guys and gals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2017, 21:29:03 PM
In their nappies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2017, 00:13:53 AM

Are full of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2017, 13:47:10 PM
Treble baileys and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2017, 08:56:18 AM
Other weird liquids
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2017, 14:15:18 PM
That go to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: superkev61 on September 11, 2017, 20:04:17 PM
the overflow pipe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2017, 21:26:54 PM

In Jons bar
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Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2017, 07:26:36 AM
in sunny Bradford
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2017, 08:04:10 AM
Where cockeneeees enjoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2017, 13:55:36 PM

Pigeon pie washed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2017, 14:31:47 PM
Down with proper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2017, 17:35:47 PM

Dish water served
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2017, 19:54:23 PM
With a smile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2017, 20:49:33 PM

By Jon the
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Post by: superkev61 on September 12, 2017, 22:50:42 PM
three legged barman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 13, 2017, 09:11:21 AM
Who enjoys to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2017, 12:33:59 PM

Play with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Mr Boo Boo on September 13, 2017, 13:47:35 PM
nuts and scrathings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 14, 2017, 09:05:22 AM
Whilst watching the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2017, 09:53:41 AM
ladies tee off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 14, 2017, 14:52:10 PM

Out of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2017, 16:27:37 PM
Toe of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 14, 2017, 19:46:47 PM
Biggest camel he'd
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 14, 2017, 22:23:04 PM

Ever seen in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 15, 2017, 08:27:33 AM
Glorious sunny Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 15, 2017, 13:20:30 PM
he couldn't resist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 16, 2017, 08:04:59 AM
Telling Paul about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2017, 09:50:40 AM

Hop picking in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2017, 15:18:35 PM
Kent when he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 17, 2017, 07:39:54 AM
Was a young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2017, 18:05:03 PM

Lad in short
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2017, 20:45:13 PM
Skirt and boob-tube
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2017, 18:41:50 PM

On the weekends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2017, 19:24:43 PM
To entertain the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2017, 21:00:37 PM

Northern numpties who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 19, 2017, 08:40:35 AM
Ridiculed his beer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2017, 16:13:01 PM
making kit from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2017, 18:47:19 PM
A shop in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2017, 19:03:19 PM

Preston where Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2017, 21:27:56 PM
Advises home brewers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2017, 04:35:43 AM
On how to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2017, 10:30:12 AM
get maximum alcoholic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2017, 13:03:44 PM

Content into one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2017, 13:23:23 PM
Pint to reduce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2017, 18:18:05 PM

His intake of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2017, 18:49:54 PM
Large volumes causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2017, 19:10:26 PM
Large noisy burps
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2017, 20:47:24 PM
Which Jon thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2017, 07:38:49 AM
Is quite acceptable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2017, 08:23:09 AM
From strange cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2017, 09:39:38 AM
imitating northern cousins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2017, 19:50:30 PM
But alas failing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2017, 20:25:29 PM
To sink low
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2017, 21:54:19 PM

As a snakes 🐍
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2017, 07:41:01 AM
Trying to limbo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 24, 2017, 07:36:03 AM
on the beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2017, 07:48:13 AM
With Dave watching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2017, 08:16:15 AM
Essex champion cricket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2017, 08:19:07 AM
At long last
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2017, 08:20:04 AM
After 65 years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2017, 08:23:21 AM
Of Yorkshire supremacy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2017, 08:24:02 AM
In cadging drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2017, 08:24:58 AM
From dumb cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2017, 08:26:48 AM
philanthropic Natured fellows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2017, 09:14:03 AM
Or just plonkers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2017, 13:33:57 PM
pitying northern peasants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2017, 07:09:18 AM
who try to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2017, 07:19:33 AM
Emulate superior southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2017, 09:13:34 AM

Pensioners and retirees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2017, 11:34:30 AM
With trendy syrups
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2017, 12:12:04 PM
And good looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2017, 14:05:17 PM
Resembling a monkey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2017, 15:15:06 PM
wrench manufacturer with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2017, 15:43:52 PM
A bad dose
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2017, 17:35:28 PM
Of pity for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2017, 22:38:04 PM

Our northern colleagues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2017, 22:41:40 PM
Who dont care
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2017, 08:12:15 AM
about being slobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2017, 10:58:44 AM

And consuming large
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2017, 16:29:33 PM
Black puddings filled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 26, 2017, 16:37:12 PM

With offal and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2017, 21:46:30 PM
Minced beetroot to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 27, 2017, 07:03:14 AM
the buttered teacakes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2017, 07:40:03 AM
Washed down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2017, 08:43:35 AM

Real weak ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2017, 15:10:44 PM
From Yorkshire brewers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2017, 19:03:53 PM
'Whippet and Ferret'
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2017, 19:18:25 PM
Drowning their sorrows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 27, 2017, 21:15:43 PM
But really laughing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 28, 2017, 07:05:15 AM
at the size
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2017, 08:30:54 AM
Of Essex's victory
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2017, 09:01:29 AM

Over the northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2017, 09:33:49 AM
numpties who can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 28, 2017, 18:01:56 PM
Be arsed with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2017, 18:38:11 PM

Supping real beer 🍻
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2017, 19:51:35 PM
Brewed in Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2017, 22:39:57 PM
For pig swill
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 29, 2017, 07:08:16 AM
but passing it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 29, 2017, 08:19:54 AM

Off as John
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2017, 08:43:04 AM
enjoys the simpler
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 29, 2017, 14:50:46 PM

Things in life
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 30, 2017, 07:17:44 AM
like too many
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2017, 07:36:13 AM
Romps with his
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Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2017, 08:09:57 AM
Princess to Meatloaf
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Post by: Baldy on September 30, 2017, 09:00:32 AM

Screaming out karaoke 🎤
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2017, 10:20:51 AM
At the local
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2017, 12:38:48 PM
Real ale emporium
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Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2017, 14:58:37 PM
slurring his words
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Post by: Elite of the forum on September 30, 2017, 20:54:45 PM
Talking cockenee towards
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Post by: Baldy on September 30, 2017, 21:23:47 PM

The northern numpties
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Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2017, 22:32:34 PM
trying to master
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Post by: Baldy on October 01, 2017, 21:40:50 PM

T'art of speaking
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Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2017, 07:40:32 AM
The queen`s English
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2017, 08:08:44 AM
In rhyming slang
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Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2017, 13:55:43 PM
as used by
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2017, 16:24:52 PM
Those silly cockeneeees
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Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2017, 17:36:59 PM
To baffle northerners
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Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2017, 17:39:17 PM

Who don't understand
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Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2017, 17:45:13 PM
Their wives demands
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2017, 23:28:19 PM
And don't care
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Post by: dee-dee on October 03, 2017, 06:57:44 AM
about their dogs
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Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2017, 08:11:32 AM
Fouling other people`s
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2017, 08:17:44 AM
Underwatered plants in
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 03, 2017, 19:09:25 PM
Their untidy garden
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Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2017, 19:56:04 PM
Where their whippets
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Post by: dee-dee on October 04, 2017, 07:12:01 AM
ran around with
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Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2017, 08:18:15 AM

Their racing pigeons
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Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2017, 08:37:19 AM
and ferrets which
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Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2017, 14:54:17 PM

Were all chuffing
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2017, 20:44:05 PM
Laughing at cockeneees
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Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2017, 21:43:43 PM
Jokes about northerners
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2017, 05:50:25 AM
The superior men
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Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2017, 06:38:50 AM
In their minds
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Post by: dee-dee on October 05, 2017, 07:00:53 AM
were all deluded
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Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2017, 09:05:10 AM
and inferior beings
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2017, 05:41:59 AM
From Essex who
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Post by: dee-dee on October 06, 2017, 07:03:34 AM
liked to wear
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Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2017, 13:57:36 PM
Union Jack underwear
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Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2017, 17:22:39 PM

And knotted hanky
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Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2017, 18:59:44 PM
Rolled up trousers
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Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2017, 19:54:31 PM

Bob wide braces
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Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2017, 10:32:05 AM
gifted from RMT
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Post by: Baldy on October 07, 2017, 16:23:29 PM

Member red Bob
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Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2017, 18:44:48 PM
To Venky`s CEO
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Post by: Baldy on October 07, 2017, 23:18:50 PM

A book of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2017, 05:37:55 AM
How to strike
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Post by: dee-dee on October 08, 2017, 06:02:14 AM
at every opportunity
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2017, 07:41:31 AM
With no reason
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Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2017, 09:05:29 AM

Known to ordinary
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Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2017, 12:17:12 PM
Hard working fellows
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2017, 16:56:13 PM
Which dave hasn't
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Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2017, 20:33:48 PM
Forgotten after 50
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Post by: Baldy on October 08, 2017, 21:40:14 PM
Years of hard
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Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2017, 21:52:53 PM
Work every day
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Post by: dee-dee on October 09, 2017, 07:20:37 AM
but now he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2017, 07:54:56 AM
Enjoys his pension
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Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2017, 08:27:03 AM

Flitting between England
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Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2017, 09:44:08 AM
and the sun
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Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2017, 21:49:47 PM

In Fuerteventura where
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2017, 05:05:10 AM
His randy neighbours
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Post by: dee-dee on October 10, 2017, 07:08:40 AM
keep him awake
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Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2017, 07:10:54 AM
Asking his advice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2017, 08:56:27 AM
On how to
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Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2017, 11:27:42 AM

Ensure his syrup
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Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2017, 16:15:35 PM
From Harrods costing
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Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2017, 19:24:26 PM

Nowt from falling
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2017, 05:13:23 AM
Off the lorry
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Post by: dee-dee on October 11, 2017, 06:12:25 AM
that travels from
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Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2017, 06:19:22 AM
The animal sanctuary
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Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2017, 17:10:41 PM

In north Yarkshire
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2017, 18:27:33 PM
To slummy south
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Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2017, 19:02:26 PM
Lancashire where the
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Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2017, 19:29:25 PM

Venkys take them
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Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2017, 08:52:27 AM
weekly food parcels
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Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2017, 19:01:32 PM

To hand out
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Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2017, 07:37:46 AM
At Ewood Park
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Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2017, 08:02:35 AM

To the hard
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Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2017, 13:46:20 PM
up supporters that
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Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2017, 16:44:53 PM

Know chuff all
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Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2017, 17:11:06 PM
About defining cockneys
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Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2017, 20:17:22 PM

As coming from
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Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2017, 07:45:52 AM
Anywhere south of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2017, 08:02:37 AM
Watford gap is
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Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2017, 09:15:53 AM

A southern person
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2017, 09:26:32 AM
Therefore a cockeneeeeee
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Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2017, 15:50:23 PM
in their weird
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Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2017, 16:59:37 PM

World up north
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Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2017, 18:23:04 PM
With cheapo maps
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Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2017, 20:08:10 PM

From Bradford market
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Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2017, 07:01:35 AM
spending their old
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2017, 07:09:01 AM
Age pension on
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2017, 07:10:36 AM
Weak Yorkshire ale
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2017, 07:15:02 AM
And new freezers
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2017, 07:16:45 AM
Top up shops
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2017, 07:28:26 AM
For wasted food
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2017, 08:16:15 AM
meaning that it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2017, 08:43:33 AM
Was silly cockeneeees
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2017, 13:32:26 PM
Saving electricity but
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2017, 14:05:24 PM
Wasting finest fillet
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2017, 16:36:22 PM
Waitrose chicken breasts
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Post by: Baldy on October 16, 2017, 17:09:56 PM

In garlic sauce
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Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2017, 20:03:52 PM
And lobster Thermidor
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Post by: Baldy on October 16, 2017, 21:48:50 PM

Surrounded by peas
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2017, 23:10:35 PM
And jellied eels
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Post by: dee-dee on October 17, 2017, 06:55:40 AM
don`t forget the
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2017, 08:27:42 AM
Pie and mash
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Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2017, 13:56:04 PM

By Tubby Issacs
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Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2017, 14:19:48 PM
along with caviar
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2017, 22:38:22 PM
Stolen from Waitrose
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Post by: dee-dee on October 18, 2017, 07:01:15 AM
in Ipswich Town
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2017, 08:14:23 AM
Where thieves regularly
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Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2017, 08:33:48 AM

Commute from north
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2017, 10:24:58 AM
London to raid
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 18, 2017, 11:14:22 AM
The rich cockeneeees
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Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2017, 12:36:24 PM

In rural Norfolk
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2017, 13:50:11 PM
Whilst playing golf
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Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2017, 15:37:24 PM
And other useful
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Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2017, 20:11:21 PM

Games like shove
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Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2017, 20:51:45 PM
Halfpenny for money
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 19, 2017, 07:29:23 AM
Trying to supplement
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Post by: Baldy on October 19, 2017, 08:36:09 AM

His meagre income
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Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2017, 09:37:49 AM
and exercise his
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Post by: Baldy on October 19, 2017, 16:55:37 PM

Big fat belly
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2017, 17:24:24 PM
After eating all
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Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2017, 17:48:30 PM
Of Jon`s dinner
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Post by: Baldy on October 19, 2017, 20:59:38 PM

Including beetroot he
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Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2017, 07:03:30 AM
Grew from seed
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Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2017, 08:09:13 AM

In his allotment
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Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2017, 11:43:28 AM
Where his prize
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Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2017, 13:24:56 PM

Third leg grew
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Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2017, 14:59:24 PM
Until it became
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Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2017, 18:24:54 PM

Too big for
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2017, 21:12:50 PM
His cockeneeeeee princess
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Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2017, 23:38:19 PM

To sit on
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2017, 07:17:49 AM
Without squealing with
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Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2017, 08:14:38 AM
Pleasure at its
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Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2017, 18:47:43 PM

Far too limp
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2017, 08:29:13 AM
And withered appearance
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Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2017, 09:46:48 AM

Makes it look 👀
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2017, 10:44:35 AM
Like Daves little
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Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2017, 12:27:01 PM
pet worm that
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2017, 12:57:21 PM
Wriggles in his
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Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2017, 18:03:31 PM
Organic window box
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Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2017, 19:16:52 PM

Looking for his
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 22, 2017, 20:40:03 PM
Other little worm
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Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2017, 21:59:59 PM

So they can
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Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2017, 07:08:27 AM
grow herbal plants
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2017, 08:18:37 AM
For Dave to
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Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 08:19:50 AM
Include in his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2017, 08:20:42 AM
Emergency medical supplies
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Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 08:24:06 AM
When wanting to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2017, 08:25:45 AM
Help out his
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Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 08:26:34 AM
Lack of vitality
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2017, 08:28:46 AM
When compared with
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Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 08:29:25 AM
Jon the stud
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2017, 09:14:39 AM
In his dreams
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Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 10:21:02 AM
chokes Linda Lovelace
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2017, 14:45:53 PM
With his special
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Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2017, 14:51:48 PM

Aledged third leg
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2017, 15:47:37 PM
That swung freely
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Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 18:14:04 PM
In the wind
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Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2017, 20:23:24 PM

Like a pendulum
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Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 20:25:51 PM
On a grandfather
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2017, 21:35:31 PM
Small and wrinkly
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Post by: dee-dee on October 24, 2017, 07:01:20 AM
but he booked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 07:40:31 AM
A cockney transplant
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Post by: Baldy on October 24, 2017, 09:34:05 AM

Alcock and ball 🏀
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2017, 10:08:01 AM
To impress his
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Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 14:30:09 PM
princess who appreciates
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Post by: Baldy on October 24, 2017, 16:20:04 PM

The finer things
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Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 17:00:41 PM
In life like
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Post by: Baldy on October 24, 2017, 19:17:28 PM

Chips and gravy 😝😝
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Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 19:19:42 PM
Made with baileys
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2017, 19:21:41 PM
Finest saliva which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 19:23:01 PM
After licking his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2017, 19:30:22 PM
Nether regions he
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Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 19:38:33 PM
Protects from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2017, 19:39:54 PM
Female dog's whp
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Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 19:40:47 PM
Follow him around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2017, 19:47:34 PM
Looking for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 20:16:23 PM
Mate to satisfy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2017, 21:31:25 PM
His doggy needs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 21:32:03 PM
Before the vet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2017, 21:33:54 PM
Gives him the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2017, 21:45:07 PM
Knife to remove
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 25, 2017, 07:22:49 AM
his shiny balls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2017, 09:46:46 AM
and donated to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2017, 09:52:15 AM
The local chinese
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2017, 09:53:08 AM
takeaway coated in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2017, 09:54:51 AM
Breadcrumbs so they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2017, 09:55:41 AM
can absorb the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2017, 09:57:01 AM
Flavour of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2017, 09:57:41 AM
barbeque sauce generously
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2017, 20:16:13 PM
Poured over Dee's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2017, 13:07:03 PM
sweet apple dumplings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 26, 2017, 14:53:39 PM

And massaged into
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2017, 18:36:46 PM
The dark recesses
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Post by: Baldy on October 26, 2017, 19:18:20 PM

That hides behind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2017, 21:42:24 PM
Her rather pert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 27, 2017, 07:25:53 AM
elbow which was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2017, 07:37:14 AM
in Jon's ribs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2017, 07:59:11 AM
Telling him to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2017, 08:54:40 AM

Buy some tia
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2017, 14:05:19 PM
Maria flavoured body
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 27, 2017, 19:21:36 PM
Chocolate so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 27, 2017, 19:45:51 PM

Jon can lick 👅
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2017, 07:16:37 AM
It off her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2017, 18:18:38 PM

Whilst in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 28, 2017, 19:46:16 PM
Middle of the
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Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2017, 20:59:50 PM
Bingo game at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2017, 07:23:37 AM
The local bar
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Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2017, 07:34:36 AM
When her dibber
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2017, 07:44:09 AM
Leaked onto her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2017, 17:58:44 PM
Favourite white stilettos
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Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2017, 20:14:00 PM
And made them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2017, 07:23:38 AM
Look like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2017, 07:28:48 AM
Polka dot pair
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2017, 16:51:34 PM
of Dalmatians performing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2017, 17:07:58 PM
Naughties with Bailey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2017, 17:53:44 PM
In the Bramford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 30, 2017, 19:21:17 PM

Area of East
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2017, 20:24:20 PM
Anglia where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2017, 23:36:54 PM
Dogs love to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 31, 2017, 06:26:14 AM
walk along the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2017, 06:55:54 AM
The river Gipping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2017, 07:34:26 AM
And honking up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2017, 07:51:34 AM
All over Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2017, 08:28:30 AM

Sandals and socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2017, 09:59:12 AM
Making him very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2017, 14:31:02 PM
Attractive to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2017, 16:11:54 PM

Chipmunks that scurry
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Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2017, 17:34:35 PM
In the dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2017, 18:38:48 PM

Spying on Jon 👀👀
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2017, 19:09:19 PM
With his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2017, 19:37:16 PM
Princess who is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 31, 2017, 22:22:00 PM

Liable to let
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2017, 07:47:05 AM
Him have his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2017, 08:30:11 AM
favourite pastime of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2017, 13:45:29 PM

Supping weak ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2017, 13:48:45 PM
With numptie cockenees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2017, 14:23:22 PM
Who always moan
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2017, 16:24:57 PM

That the ref
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2017, 17:12:50 PM
Was a gooner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2017, 19:48:43 PM

And not for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2017, 21:07:49 PM
The faint hearted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 02, 2017, 07:10:54 AM
too many dives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2017, 07:28:08 AM
Reminded him of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2017, 08:34:45 AM
Donkey Adams and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2017, 08:58:09 AM

Willie Young who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2017, 11:22:18 AM
nibbled the turf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2017, 18:28:45 PM

At white hart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2017, 20:59:46 PM
Lane before Ossie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 03, 2017, 07:17:47 AM
used all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2017, 07:36:21 AM
pest killer to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2017, 08:39:38 AM

Prevent Dave from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2017, 19:09:51 PM
gathering a momento
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 04, 2017, 07:36:24 AM
from the set
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2017, 08:48:16 AM
of Emmerdale where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2017, 09:14:20 AM

There maybe trouble
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2017, 21:03:11 PM
Understanding the accents
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 05, 2017, 07:43:51 AM
of the Northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2017, 08:02:15 AM
Who are intellectuals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2017, 08:36:45 AM

In their lunchtime
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2017, 09:24:47 AM
Breaks solving the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2017, 12:46:47 PM

Crossword puzzle in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2017, 15:18:04 PM
In pigeon racing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2017, 20:25:38 PM

Won by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2017, 20:55:54 PM
Local inbred bird
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2017, 07:39:20 AM
From Essex who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2017, 08:00:45 AM
Jon admires by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2017, 08:09:38 AM
Buying her a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2017, 08:13:16 AM
some furry dice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2017, 08:19:21 AM
And a nodding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2017, 08:22:47 AM

Dog to put
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2017, 08:36:41 AM
On her washing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2017, 10:21:17 AM
line along with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2017, 11:55:21 AM
Her sexy little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2017, 15:43:39 PM
Anne Summers undies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2017, 15:56:28 PM
With the frilly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2017, 19:06:55 PM
Bits to excite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2017, 19:51:35 PM
Jon has he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2017, 20:03:11 PM

Gently pulls them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 07, 2017, 06:08:39 AM
into the basket
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2017, 07:55:01 AM
with other ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2017, 08:22:18 AM
Slightly soiled frilly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2017, 12:21:36 PM
Bits accumulated from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2017, 18:28:19 PM

The local laundrette
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2017, 19:02:41 PM
While the ladies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 08, 2017, 06:27:15 AM
stroke his large
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2017, 08:13:32 AM
Honed Steroid enhanced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2017, 10:20:28 AM
Sausage which resembles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 09, 2017, 07:08:46 AM
a tube of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2017, 07:33:43 AM
Finest black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2017, 08:06:30 AM
savaged by dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2017, 15:36:45 PM
Including windy Bailey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2017, 19:34:37 PM
Who had been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2017, 20:50:20 PM
Farting for Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 09, 2017, 22:17:55 PM
And making cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 10, 2017, 07:12:54 AM
gag because of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 10, 2017, 08:03:14 AM
The vile aroma
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 10, 2017, 13:29:30 PM
Of the pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 13, 2017, 07:12:22 AM
that he ate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2017, 07:30:21 AM
After his walkies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2017, 10:00:39 AM
In the cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2017, 14:21:57 PM
Air by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2017, 18:43:34 PM
Sugar beet factory
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 13, 2017, 22:18:05 PM
Where poor cockeneeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 14, 2017, 06:46:06 AM
climb over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2017, 07:56:58 AM
fence to get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 14, 2017, 12:43:39 PM
A free lunch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2017, 18:15:17 PM
And a round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 14, 2017, 18:28:29 PM

Of proper beer 🍻
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2017, 20:35:06 PM
Brewed in Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 15, 2017, 07:06:55 AM
in a pub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2017, 08:15:58 AM
car park where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2017, 19:31:41 PM

Northerners are barred
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2017, 20:34:01 PM
From dogging meetings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 16, 2017, 05:58:11 AM
because they make
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2017, 08:10:56 AM
too much noise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2017, 17:31:36 PM
And upset the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2017, 18:23:42 PM
Travellers camped on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 16, 2017, 20:10:05 PM

Bobs front lawn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 16, 2017, 20:41:18 PM
pinching his heather
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 17, 2017, 07:09:18 AM
that had grown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2017, 07:54:11 AM
next to marijuana
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2017, 10:55:56 AM
Which eased his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2017, 13:49:20 PM
Pain in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 17, 2017, 20:38:21 PM

Elbow from lifting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2017, 16:38:03 PM
His bloated wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 19, 2017, 18:46:13 PM

On pay day
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 20, 2017, 07:09:52 AM
but he tells
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2017, 07:45:48 AM

The bartender that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2017, 08:00:44 AM
He is skint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 20, 2017, 09:04:52 AM

And wants Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2017, 14:41:39 PM
To pay everything
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2017, 19:03:48 PM
Including his season
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 20, 2017, 21:00:17 PM
Ticket for Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2017, 05:40:35 AM

As they can't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 21, 2017, 07:12:11 AM
keep funding his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2017, 07:41:50 AM
Overpaid second rate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2017, 08:19:11 AM
curry meat pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2017, 08:22:08 AM
For the losers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2017, 08:22:48 AM
from Guisley at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2017, 09:41:12 AM
Guiseley Dave.

The Arsenal who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2017, 19:28:35 PM

Thrashed Tottenham on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 22, 2017, 07:18:42 AM
the wide screen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2017, 07:29:21 AM
with bent ref
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 23, 2017, 07:18:03 AM
and football hooligans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2017, 07:41:15 AM
after Arsene's head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2017, 10:21:40 AM
On the block
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2017, 12:07:57 PM
Along with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2017, 12:54:14 PM

Board who can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2017, 15:56:41 PM
Sell out to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2017, 20:38:28 PM

The real supporters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2017, 20:44:25 PM
From Woolwich where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 24, 2017, 07:18:26 AM
they started celebrating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2017, 07:48:13 AM
Mike Riley's birthday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2017, 08:13:09 AM
With Arsenes roasted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2017, 12:59:23 PM
Sweet meats cooked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2017, 13:37:34 PM
In Campbell's blood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 24, 2017, 17:05:27 PM
And a drop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 25, 2017, 07:37:29 AM
of gravy granules
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2017, 09:26:50 AM

Mixed with garlic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 25, 2017, 12:16:39 PM
And hot chilli's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2017, 15:05:48 PM
To spice it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2017, 15:09:45 PM
Up ready for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2017, 19:56:53 PM

Spreading it all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2017, 20:28:11 PM
Over the firm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 27, 2017, 21:58:37 PM
That runs Tottenham
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 28, 2017, 06:56:18 AM
but only if
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2017, 08:17:20 AM
Bob pays his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2017, 08:26:56 AM

Outstanding bar bill
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2017, 12:17:03 PM
From 1987 when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2017, 13:33:00 PM
He last bought
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2017, 17:46:35 PM

Jon a beer 🍻
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2017, 18:07:08 PM
Celebrating Blackburn winning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2017, 19:37:01 PM
a booby prize
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2017, 08:15:58 AM
for catering chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2017, 13:01:18 PM
Only fit for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2017, 17:08:10 PM
Pig swill served
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2017, 19:04:03 PM

At Wembley where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2017, 20:36:01 PM
The empire pool
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 30, 2017, 06:53:44 AM
attendants all wore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2017, 07:50:52 AM
Micky mouse outfits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 30, 2017, 08:31:40 AM

With a cockerel 🐔
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 30, 2017, 08:32:41 AM
Stuffed up their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2017, 20:22:48 PM
exhaust pipe before
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 01, 2017, 07:10:23 AM
arriving at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2017, 07:48:15 AM
local rubbish tip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 01, 2017, 11:07:58 AM
To drop off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2017, 14:26:30 PM
His week`s empty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2017, 16:40:06 PM

Beer bottles that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 01, 2017, 19:40:00 PM
Had been drained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2017, 07:24:15 AM
Into his gut
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2017, 08:13:44 AM
and sucked dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 02, 2017, 19:45:28 PM

By his train 🚂
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2017, 10:01:32 AM
Driver who liked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2017, 10:40:04 AM
sleeping at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2017, 15:14:10 PM

Job which led
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2017, 19:35:22 PM
To Daves uproar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2017, 08:04:49 AM
at such sloppy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2017, 09:18:10 AM
Service from a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2017, 11:13:01 AM
Militant mob of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2017, 16:18:18 PM
Unruly unionists who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2017, 19:27:44 PM

Hold the country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2017, 19:39:55 PM
To ransom because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2017, 20:54:32 PM

Of their markist
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2017, 08:11:55 AM
financially illiterate leader
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2017, 11:57:48 AM
And his cronies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2017, 17:19:54 PM
Who will wreck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 05, 2017, 19:25:46 PM

The railway system
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2017, 22:54:56 PM
With extortionate prices
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 06, 2017, 07:10:38 AM
and cancelled trains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2017, 07:12:41 AM
and stale pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 06, 2017, 16:35:21 PM

And turned up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2017, 19:40:18 PM
Stale sandwiches turning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2017, 19:51:22 PM
The poor passengers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 06, 2017, 19:56:28 PM

Ill with food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2017, 19:57:34 PM
Not fit for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 06, 2017, 19:59:47 PM

Humans to eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2017, 20:01:48 PM
Even the rats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 06, 2017, 20:58:48 PM

Turned their noses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 07, 2017, 07:11:43 AM
up at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2017, 07:14:54 AM
Rancid offerings that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 07, 2017, 07:17:31 AM
Bob had offered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2017, 07:19:28 AM
To Dave who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 07, 2017, 07:29:28 AM
much preferred to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 07, 2017, 15:53:21 PM
Eat edible food
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2017, 17:35:23 PM
Within best by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2017, 19:39:06 PM

Date which ensures
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2017, 19:43:32 PM
It hasn`t decomposed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 08, 2017, 07:09:42 AM
or smell of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2017, 17:52:53 PM
Jon`s old socks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2017, 21:57:14 PM

Which are as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2017, 12:38:23 PM
Toxic as a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 09, 2017, 13:18:18 PM

Badgers back side
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2017, 21:21:10 PM
After a vindaloo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2017, 08:55:14 AM
At the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2017, 08:58:32 AM

Bradford curry house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2017, 10:12:27 AM
So Dave chooses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 10, 2017, 12:02:19 PM

Salmon and cucumber 🥒
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2017, 13:22:50 PM
Panini washed down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2017, 17:37:04 PM
Palestinian Amber beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2017, 07:29:57 AM

Found in Jon's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2017, 09:20:14 AM
Supermarket trolley which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2017, 12:06:28 PM

Came from Waitrose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2017, 14:36:31 PM
Where Dave consumed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 11, 2017, 18:27:49 PM
Quail eggs and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2017, 19:02:45 PM

Lobster washed down
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2017, 20:15:14 PM
With free coffee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 12, 2017, 07:26:00 AM
don`t forget the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2017, 09:45:08 AM
Free choccy biccy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2017, 12:05:01 PM
before going to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 12, 2017, 18:36:50 PM

The golf club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 12, 2017, 19:28:54 PM
To attempt to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 13, 2017, 06:49:50 AM
hassle Jon with
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2017, 09:03:05 AM
some raffle tickets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2017, 13:38:21 PM
For a season
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2017, 13:57:17 PM
ticket at Guisley
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2017, 19:20:20 PM
Which are really
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Post by: Baldy on December 13, 2017, 19:56:43 PM

Not worth much
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Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2017, 22:02:10 PM
As the seats
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2017, 08:01:46 AM
Are made from
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Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2017, 09:15:22 AM
old recycled packing
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Post by: Baldy on December 14, 2017, 19:20:08 PM

Boxes and mixed
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 14, 2017, 19:34:27 PM
With a bit
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2017, 20:45:31 PM
Jellied eels to
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Post by: dee-dee on December 15, 2017, 07:13:26 AM
try and stick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2017, 13:41:24 PM
The pieces of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2017, 08:44:32 AM
Of Daves syrup
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Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2017, 09:54:17 AM
Of finest horse
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Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2017, 09:57:40 AM

Hair and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2017, 10:30:59 AM
Road kill furs
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Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2017, 14:54:32 PM

Found outside of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2017, 18:59:52 PM
The local curryhouse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2017, 09:03:24 AM
where Jon often
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Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2017, 10:41:26 AM

Sleeps rough in
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Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2017, 12:15:54 PM
sympathy for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2017, 12:39:37 PM
Deflated Spurs supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2017, 13:18:05 PM

Who always whinge
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Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2017, 15:30:32 PM
about Arsenal supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2017, 16:00:01 PM
Who ridicule Harry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2017, 17:04:14 PM
Worth and his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2017, 19:35:29 PM

Crazy antics in
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Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2017, 20:32:39 PM
The shop window
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2017, 23:50:51 PM
Opening his leg
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 19, 2017, 05:46:56 AM
warmers that were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2017, 08:52:31 AM
gifted from Dee
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2017, 22:51:07 PM
Along with some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2017, 23:19:29 PM

Other kinky underwear
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Post by: dee-dee on December 20, 2017, 07:08:42 AM
under the Christmas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2017, 07:44:02 AM

For Jon to
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Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2017, 11:05:30 AM
wear for a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 21, 2017, 06:58:03 AM
dare but he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2017, 09:38:05 AM
went commando because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2017, 17:52:06 PM

He couldn't fit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2017, 18:47:19 PM
Everything in as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2017, 19:58:51 PM

Allegedly he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2017, 20:28:40 PM
World class tackle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 22, 2017, 07:07:45 AM
Fit for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 22, 2017, 08:45:22 AM

World class angler
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Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2017, 08:57:22 AM
with brewers droop
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2017, 08:07:45 AM
Unlike Dave who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2017, 09:11:10 AM

Is often referred
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Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2017, 11:36:03 AM
as Essex's superstud
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Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2017, 13:02:24 PM

Now residing in
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2017, 18:30:50 PM
Deepest darkest Suffolk
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Post by: dee-dee on December 24, 2017, 07:35:06 AM
hes actually moved
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Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2017, 10:56:09 AM
to Nelson's Norfolk
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Post by: Baldy on December 24, 2017, 22:11:23 PM

With 6 fingers
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Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2017, 15:01:43 PM
Kent visitors in
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Post by: Baldy on December 25, 2017, 17:48:18 PM

Tow to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2017, 07:29:54 AM
If santa comes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2017, 19:48:39 PM

Down the chimney
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Post by: dee-dee on December 27, 2017, 07:31:14 AM
or through the
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Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2017, 08:54:13 AM

Back door in
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2017, 09:22:40 AM
Daves mansion which
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Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2017, 09:47:51 AM
the National Trust
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2017, 16:36:51 PM
Have listed as
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Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2017, 17:07:46 PM

A national treasure
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2017, 18:16:55 PM
For wealthy Pensioners
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Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2017, 21:19:24 PM

On large pension
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2017, 23:09:16 PM
And heating supplements
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2017, 10:33:34 AM

Whilst spending winters
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Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2017, 10:44:33 AM
baiting northern numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2017, 23:04:00 PM

Who are gullible
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2017, 07:51:55 AM
For Daves charms
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2017, 10:05:30 AM
and good manners
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2017, 08:19:05 AM
With occasional rants
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Post by: Baldy on December 31, 2017, 09:17:10 AM

About dodgy referees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2017, 09:26:26 AM
And Arsenal's superiority
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Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2017, 14:39:52 PM
At whinging at
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Post by: Baldy on December 31, 2017, 17:16:50 PM

The unfair treatment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2017, 19:00:21 PM
Like juggling the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 02, 2018, 07:22:31 AM
balls in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 10:17:40 AM
Penalty box conceding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 10:42:13 AM
last minute equalisers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 13:40:56 PM
Upsetting Cech who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 14:22:47 PM
Stamped his foot
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 14:32:44 PM
In the tunnel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2018, 17:26:44 PM

Instead of kicking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 17:42:59 PM
Throwing pizzas at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 17:45:49 PM
The poor referee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 17:46:42 PM
Who added chillis
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 17:47:45 PM
To spice up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 17:48:51 PM
Before sharing it
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 17:50:41 PM
With Arsene who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 17:52:18 PM
Swallowed a wasp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 17:53:52 PM
Which stung his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 17:54:32 PM
Tongue while harassing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 17:55:35 PM
The poor referee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 17:57:00 PM
And kneeing him
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 17:58:53 PM
In his groin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 18:00:59 PM
While stealing his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 18:02:05 PM
Red card which
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Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 18:02:48 PM
He should have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 18:03:54 PM
Used to send
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 18:38:08 PM
His dirty players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2018, 18:49:15 PM

To the bath 🛀
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Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 19:10:49 PM
And make excuses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2018, 20:48:52 PM
Like our Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2018, 21:48:49 PM
When blatantly robbed
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2018, 22:03:12 PM
Of his pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2018, 22:38:48 PM

By the sharks 🦈
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Post by: dee-dee on January 03, 2018, 07:25:11 AM
that were circling
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2018, 08:07:24 AM
Around his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2018, 10:47:47 AM
wanting to invest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2018, 21:59:39 PM
In Waitrose shares
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 04, 2018, 07:21:32 AM
because he had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 04, 2018, 09:23:12 AM

Just donated some
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Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2018, 10:22:26 AM
priceless knowledge on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 05, 2018, 07:28:31 AM
Jon who knew
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2018, 09:07:35 AM
nothing about women
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2018, 09:26:01 AM
Except for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2018, 14:07:43 PM
long suffering better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2018, 08:04:00 AM
Half who tolerated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2018, 08:40:07 AM

Dave supping Peroni
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2018, 08:42:33 AM
Making him fall
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2018, 08:47:20 AM

Over on a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2018, 08:50:22 AM
Discarded syrup which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2018, 08:57:44 AM

Was as slippery
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2018, 09:03:06 AM
His beloved eels
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Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2018, 17:57:00 PM
And cheering Forest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2018, 21:29:35 PM

Fruit cake for
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Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2018, 07:28:43 AM
a little snack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2018, 08:51:16 AM
Whilst gloating about
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Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2018, 09:03:00 AM
His ability to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2018, 11:55:12 AM
Predict that Arsene
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2018, 15:00:27 PM
Will continue another
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2018, 19:49:10 PM

Game without seeing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 09, 2018, 07:27:31 AM
the end game
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2018, 08:28:20 AM
or the handball
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2018, 08:37:38 AM

That wasn't deliberate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2018, 08:52:19 AM
But ended in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2018, 16:04:49 PM
Tantrums on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2018, 18:44:19 PM

Spurs training ground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2018, 20:47:29 PM
Causing nappy rashes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2018, 21:36:29 PM

On Danny Rose 🌹
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 09, 2018, 22:30:01 PM
Which Harry treated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 10, 2018, 07:19:46 AM
with plenty of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2018, 08:07:18 AM
Vaseline  to lubricate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 10, 2018, 09:17:34 AM

His back door 🚪
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2018, 10:55:32 AM
hinges that had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 10, 2018, 13:56:25 PM

Become rusty whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2018, 16:03:02 PM
Being neglected for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2018, 19:19:00 PM
Due to his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2018, 20:44:54 PM
Hectic life and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2018, 07:25:28 AM
always opening them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2018, 08:01:35 AM
Whilst falling over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 11, 2018, 08:32:38 AM

The empty bottles 🍼
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2018, 10:05:36 AM
thrown by Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2018, 10:39:48 AM
Rejects who supported
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 11, 2018, 11:16:19 AM

Plastic bottle recycling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2018, 13:58:25 PM
and other green
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 12, 2018, 07:20:02 AM
ways of keeping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2018, 08:13:57 AM
Ipswich roads open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2018, 08:50:54 AM

For the pensioners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2018, 11:01:39 AM
to be able
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2018, 16:35:38 PM

To collect their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2018, 18:08:18 PM
Food bank rations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2018, 19:49:20 PM

From Abdul's corner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2018, 07:51:58 AM
Shop selling dodgy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2018, 08:40:24 AM

Cigarettes and cameras 🎥
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2018, 13:51:38 PM
To take selfies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2018, 08:42:49 AM
And pictures of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2018, 08:53:51 AM

Ladies with not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2018, 08:57:19 AM
Many clothes on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2018, 17:01:04 PM
Wearing a smile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2018, 20:20:32 PM
That shone like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 15, 2018, 07:11:02 AM
a belisha beacon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2018, 07:53:44 AM
As they devoured
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2018, 10:04:20 AM
the eel pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2018, 16:36:20 PM
Served at Dees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2018, 19:31:33 PM
Christmas meal starter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 15, 2018, 20:16:25 PM

Before getting stuck
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2018, 20:30:22 PM
Into the Baileys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 16, 2018, 06:53:23 AM
and the cider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2018, 08:47:21 AM
With more sprouts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2018, 09:02:44 AM
creating methane overload
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2018, 10:22:54 AM
In Bailey who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2018, 15:49:29 PM
played the trumpet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2018, 17:55:42 PM

Expelling rancid smells
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2018, 19:01:27 PM
Encircling Ipswich in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2018, 20:01:50 PM
A toxic cloud
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2018, 20:02:26 PM
Closing Orwell Bridge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2018, 20:03:15 PM
Much to Dees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2018, 20:04:05 PM
Annoyance that she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2018, 21:14:19 PM
Would have to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2018, 06:37:14 AM
Walk to work
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 17, 2018, 07:19:57 AM
could happen tomorrow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2018, 08:19:50 AM
When Orwell bridge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2018, 09:59:44 AM
closes once again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2018, 15:09:48 PM
Making Dee very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2018, 18:58:37 PM
Late for work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 17, 2018, 19:13:13 PM
And having to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2018, 22:29:13 PM
Seduce the boss
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 18, 2018, 06:31:59 AM
but currently open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2018, 07:24:50 AM
Just his fly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2018, 10:21:30 AM
and delve inside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2018, 19:03:10 PM
What is known
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2018, 20:36:33 PM
As a Harvey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 19, 2018, 07:29:14 AM
Wall Banger with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2018, 10:53:28 AM
a touch of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 22, 2018, 07:18:00 AM
Prosecco added for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2018, 09:30:02 AM
Extra fizz to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2018, 09:46:26 AM
the quadruple vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2018, 14:04:17 PM
Which Bob drank
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2018, 19:55:58 PM
With his cornflakes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 23, 2018, 07:04:55 AM
in the morning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 23, 2018, 08:13:50 AM
Before joining the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2018, 08:44:37 AM

Picket line at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2018, 10:48:52 AM
comrade Jeremy's command
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2018, 12:16:23 PM
Against bloated plutocrats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2018, 15:52:42 PM
In the TUC
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 24, 2018, 06:36:17 AM
where he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2018, 07:52:32 AM
Cripple the country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2018, 13:18:44 PM
And make everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2018, 17:44:12 PM
Depend on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 25, 2018, 07:19:14 AM
actions of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2018, 08:05:26 AM
team of headbangers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 27, 2018, 06:59:25 AM
that only listen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 27, 2018, 13:39:10 PM
To fake news
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 28, 2018, 08:03:01 AM
on social media
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 28, 2018, 08:18:42 AM
Which he believes
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Post by: DaveW on January 28, 2018, 10:45:09 AM
to be genuine
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Post by: dee-dee on January 29, 2018, 07:12:12 AM
but on Facebook
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2018, 07:18:34 AM
Nothing is true
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Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2018, 08:19:09 AM
just like the
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2018, 15:15:08 PM
Promises made by
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Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2018, 19:03:56 PM

Men to not
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Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2018, 19:36:28 PM
Touch before paying
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Post by: dee-dee on January 30, 2018, 07:12:07 AM
their credit card
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Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2018, 08:03:58 AM
for professional services
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2018, 10:37:44 AM
At the Dorchester
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2018, 18:52:47 PM
Where Dave dines
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Post by: Baldy on January 30, 2018, 19:53:25 PM

On fine steak
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Post by: dee-dee on January 31, 2018, 07:36:07 AM
and squid rings
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Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2018, 08:00:46 AM
that melt in
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2018, 08:09:53 AM
The Caleta heat
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Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2018, 16:39:43 PM
From Steve`s electric
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Post by: Baldy on January 31, 2018, 18:21:51 PM

Fire that has
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Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2018, 19:33:04 PM
Been used frequently
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Post by: Baldy on January 31, 2018, 19:36:58 PM

During the past
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Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2018, 19:41:49 PM
Week of arctic
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2018, 22:09:05 PM
Conditions causing his
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Post by: dee-dee on February 01, 2018, 07:06:53 AM
garden to become
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Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2018, 08:14:06 AM
an ice rink
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Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2018, 18:55:45 PM

Causing Steve to
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Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2018, 19:05:13 PM
Take up curling 🥌
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Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2018, 22:02:47 PM

Up under his
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Post by: dee-dee on February 02, 2018, 06:41:23 AM
extra thick duvet
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Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2018, 08:46:11 AM
and lamb onesie
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2018, 09:51:28 AM
With foxy slippers
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Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2018, 13:54:44 PM
And inflatable banana
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Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2018, 08:22:19 AM

Which Jonny uses
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Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2018, 13:11:15 PM
As a swimming
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Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2018, 23:55:01 PM

Aid to prevent
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2018, 09:04:27 AM
Him from drowning
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Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2018, 09:06:33 AM

Whilst filming his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2018, 09:09:15 AM
Beloved Princess romping
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Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2018, 20:55:39 PM
In the dunes
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Post by: dee-dee on February 05, 2018, 07:03:58 AM
but only if
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Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2018, 07:45:56 AM
a good crowd
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2018, 09:31:00 AM
Has gathered to
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Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2018, 12:56:51 PM
Rate the performance
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2018, 15:52:35 PM
Of Dees limboing
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Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2018, 16:15:06 PM
And flexible body
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2018, 17:01:50 PM
As it contorts
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Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2018, 18:15:45 PM
To provide maximum
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2018, 23:58:37 PM
Thrust for the
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Post by: dee-dee on February 06, 2018, 07:19:15 AM
water pistol that
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2018, 08:20:26 AM
the pet name
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2018, 10:41:28 AM
For her favourite
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2018, 16:16:02 PM
Part of his
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2018, 19:43:30 PM
Anatomy which he
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2018, 20:01:19 PM
He kept covered
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2018, 20:03:43 PM
Until dee arrived
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Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2018, 20:17:11 PM

To uncover Jon's
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2018, 21:09:03 PM
Darkest secret which
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Post by: dee-dee on February 07, 2018, 07:21:36 AM
was his beer
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Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2018, 07:55:24 AM
and fetish for
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 07, 2018, 16:52:52 PM
black pudding and
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Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2018, 16:57:53 PM
Pretty ewes with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2018, 23:07:18 PM
A nice tight
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Post by: dee-dee on February 08, 2018, 07:26:42 AM
fitting scarf around
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2018, 08:13:50 AM
its neck for
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2018, 08:49:17 AM
That warmth that
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2018, 11:53:22 AM
Dave is craving
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Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2018, 12:01:44 PM
In the cold
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Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2018, 19:13:22 PM

Nights where Dave
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2018, 22:20:12 PM
Can't even raise
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Post by: dee-dee on February 09, 2018, 07:18:49 AM
his leg to
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Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2018, 08:05:28 AM
kick the cat
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2018, 13:36:26 PM
From next door
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2018, 17:27:36 PM
Because it was
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Post by: dee-dee on February 10, 2018, 07:48:17 AM
peeing everywhere but
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2018, 09:50:10 AM
It made his
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Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2018, 10:39:03 AM
Rhubarb taste like
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2018, 00:40:58 AM
A British rail
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Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2018, 09:45:02 AM

Sandwich that was
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Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2018, 10:52:23 AM
Prepared by Bob
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Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2018, 13:48:43 PM

For his travels
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Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2018, 14:46:00 PM
Around the world
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Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2018, 19:36:05 PM

In eighty days
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Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2018, 07:18:02 AM
where he visited
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2018, 07:25:13 AM
All the local
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Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2018, 09:03:40 AM
Blackburn supporters club
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Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2018, 12:52:42 PM

Members that have
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Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2018, 13:31:43 PM
Good memories of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2018, 14:20:55 PM
Proper fried chicken
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2018, 16:26:29 PM
That comes from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2018, 16:42:34 PM
The Venkys finest
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Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2018, 17:26:46 PM
Management and motivation
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2018, 17:45:02 PM
Course which causes
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Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2018, 17:55:35 PM

Them to perform 🐓
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2018, 00:00:42 AM
Perverted acts with
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Post by: dee-dee on February 13, 2018, 07:21:39 AM
anyone that has
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Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2018, 09:52:40 AM
a northern accent
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2018, 10:31:31 AM
With a union
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Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2018, 15:33:10 PM
Card tattooed on
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 13, 2018, 17:33:15 PM
On Daves arm
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Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2018, 19:57:39 PM

Signifying that he
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2018, 22:17:24 PM
Was Corbyns admirer
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Post by: dee-dee on February 14, 2018, 07:00:55 AM
and always attended
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2018, 12:46:12 PM
His birthday party
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 14, 2018, 17:41:29 PM
At union House
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Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2018, 18:41:11 PM

And quaffing champagne 🥂
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Post by: dee-dee on February 15, 2018, 07:18:24 AM
with mini sausage
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2018, 08:11:17 AM
Rolls stuck up
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2018, 14:45:22 PM
His tanned bum
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Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2018, 06:50:14 AM
to tempt seagulls
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Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2018, 09:38:11 AM
away from his
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Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2018, 13:48:53 PM

Bag of chips 🍟
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2018, 09:15:54 AM
And jellied eels
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Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2018, 09:29:11 AM

Washed down with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2018, 09:38:25 AM
Earl grey which
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Post by: DaveW on February 17, 2018, 17:25:23 PM
Only discerning palates
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2018, 08:26:20 AM
Can taste anything
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Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2018, 13:53:58 PM

Other than dish
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Post by: dee-dee on February 19, 2018, 07:24:18 AM
water which was
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Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2018, 07:46:05 AM
infested with strange
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2018, 08:19:19 AM
Droppings from his
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Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2018, 08:41:40 AM

Syrup that hadn't
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2018, 08:55:10 AM
Been washed for
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Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2018, 16:55:15 PM
Paul before he
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Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2018, 19:46:37 PM

Wore it out
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Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2018, 20:34:42 PM
On the headboard
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Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2018, 20:47:31 PM

Which annoyed the
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Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2018, 20:48:34 PM
Other shoppers in
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2018, 23:41:17 PM
Dave waitrose store
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Post by: dee-dee on February 20, 2018, 07:28:19 AM
in the heart
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2018, 07:52:07 AM
Of Seven Sisters
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2018, 08:04:38 AM
Wherever that is
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2018, 08:11:47 AM
in North London
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2018, 18:25:56 PM
Where mighty Arsenal
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Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2018, 19:44:11 PM

Ply their trade
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2018, 19:45:55 PM
With great success
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Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2018, 20:35:12 PM
And low standards
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2018, 22:22:01 PM
Are not tolerated
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Post by: dee-dee on February 21, 2018, 07:11:03 AM
so they bribe
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Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2018, 08:14:35 AM
the match officials
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2018, 19:59:32 PM
When playing Spurs
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2018, 21:52:36 PM
Who inturn bribe
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Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2018, 06:19:20 AM

Their players not
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2018, 07:25:47 AM
To continuously dive
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2018, 09:32:31 AM
But it isn't
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2018, 13:26:40 PM
Working because they
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Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2018, 20:42:57 PM

Bought their trunks
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2018, 21:25:19 PM
And water wings
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Post by: dee-dee on February 23, 2018, 07:09:09 AM
from the Chinese
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Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2018, 07:39:20 AM
shop where the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2018, 22:18:50 PM
Cheapskate cockeneees shop
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Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2018, 22:23:48 PM

For all the
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Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2018, 07:21:48 AM
best bargains that
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2018, 08:21:30 AM
Includes plastic syrups
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Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2018, 08:33:41 AM

Which makes one
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2018, 08:35:36 AM
Especially for Dave
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Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2018, 09:39:37 AM

To make him
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Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2018, 14:50:25 PM
Even more handsome
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 26, 2018, 07:25:39 AM
than Jon who
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Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2018, 07:40:09 AM
models for muppets
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2018, 18:05:17 PM
From sesame street
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Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2018, 18:21:34 PM
Noting his best
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Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2018, 19:30:13 PM

Trait is his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 27, 2018, 07:14:41 AM
ability to use
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Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2018, 07:56:53 AM
his wonderful wit
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 27, 2018, 14:37:42 PM
To charm his
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Post by: Baldy on February 27, 2018, 18:55:59 PM

Way to get
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Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2018, 21:45:50 PM
His wicked way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 28, 2018, 06:58:11 AM
with all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2018, 07:49:56 AM
girls with plentiful
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2018, 18:48:04 PM
Price lists for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2018, 19:25:31 PM
Perms for their
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2018, 19:26:29 PM
Beautifully conditioned hair
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Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2018, 19:30:30 PM
In the nether
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2018, 20:31:48 PM

Region of Yarkshire
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Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2018, 20:38:16 PM
Where they grow
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Post by: Baldy on March 01, 2018, 13:27:32 PM

Restless in the
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Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2018, 13:32:21 PM
Naturist sand dunes
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Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2018, 16:49:24 PM
Where jon and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2018, 18:11:57 PM
And his harem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 01, 2018, 18:30:13 PM

Frolick with gay
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2018, 20:36:19 PM
Abandon while they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 02, 2018, 06:45:09 AM
decide whether to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2018, 07:39:40 AM
shave his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 02, 2018, 21:12:47 PM
Hairy bottom whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2018, 07:28:05 AM
being careful not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2018, 08:05:16 AM
To upset Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2018, 12:07:13 PM
by showing too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2018, 18:45:49 PM

Much of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2018, 19:59:12 PM
Black pudding filled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2018, 08:06:40 AM
With old tenners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2018, 08:35:34 AM

Which are not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2018, 08:43:44 AM
Legal tender but
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2018, 15:47:45 PM
Jon`s sentimental instincts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2018, 17:05:49 PM

And Yorkshire trait
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2018, 20:51:23 PM
Of not spending
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2018, 22:03:22 PM

A brass farthing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2018, 07:24:01 AM
on anything illegal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2018, 07:26:07 AM
Because he's a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2018, 07:26:56 AM
very honest gent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2018, 07:30:20 AM
And his Princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2018, 17:15:46 PM
Loves his old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 09, 2018, 17:58:03 PM
rusty bike that
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Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2018, 20:06:45 PM

They both ride
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 09, 2018, 21:08:59 PM
Around Corralejo dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 10, 2018, 07:31:01 AM
then stop for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2018, 07:33:14 AM
a frisky frolic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2018, 07:52:07 AM

In the stone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2018, 07:56:09 AM
Circles where she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2018, 07:59:22 AM
Necked back Baileys
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Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2018, 19:34:47 PM

As though it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 10, 2018, 19:48:13 PM
Was happy hour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2018, 07:51:11 AM
At the beach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2018, 22:26:54 PM
Cafe at breakfast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2018, 07:26:09 AM
Time with Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2018, 07:35:37 AM
enjoying his eggs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2018, 07:43:27 AM
Benedict and Earl
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2018, 07:45:14 AM
Grey tea carefully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2018, 07:46:36 AM
Poured by his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2018, 07:48:20 AM
long suffering wife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2018, 07:50:06 AM
Who tolerated his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2018, 07:51:41 AM
scrooge like tendencies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2018, 07:57:05 AM
At the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2018, 07:58:28 AM
Waitrose café where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2018, 08:12:04 AM
The coffee is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2018, 20:02:44 PM

Served in small
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 13, 2018, 05:35:50 AM
cups but he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2018, 14:15:27 PM
Preferred a bucket
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2018, 20:57:51 PM
Of champagne because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2018, 07:03:20 AM
He was megaloaded
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 14, 2018, 07:07:24 AM
but always claimed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2018, 19:27:59 PM

He is skint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2018, 19:52:29 PM
Despite having mansions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2018, 20:56:10 PM
House invitation for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 15, 2018, 07:18:18 AM
a champagne party
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2018, 13:34:44 PM
For his pussies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2018, 15:51:09 PM
to get special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2018, 16:37:21 PM
Attention from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2018, 21:13:17 PM
fine upstanding fellow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 16, 2018, 07:09:30 AM
that was Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2018, 15:05:50 PM
before he joined
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2018, 19:41:20 PM

The communist party 🎉
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2018, 09:09:41 AM
Creating havoc by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2018, 09:27:08 AM

Always being on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2018, 10:25:19 AM
Picket line duty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2018, 13:49:33 PM

Affecting the paying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2018, 15:24:16 PM
Suffering public because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2018, 19:35:55 PM

They are unable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 17, 2018, 20:17:33 PM
To get to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2018, 22:29:16 PM
Work or home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2018, 01:11:51 AM
Without Bob's  guidance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 18, 2018, 07:47:34 AM
they would get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2018, 08:57:09 AM

Rather angry and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2018, 12:14:31 PM
drive instead but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2018, 14:45:37 PM
The petrol prices
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2018, 14:54:07 PM

Being sky high
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2018, 15:50:36 PM
use pedal power
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2018, 20:24:14 PM

Just like Fred
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 19, 2018, 07:10:00 AM
Flintstone in his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2018, 08:47:46 AM
new trainers with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2018, 09:23:33 AM
His beloved Wilma
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2018, 19:10:33 PM

And his dinosaur
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2018, 19:55:51 PM
skin Sunday best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2018, 22:41:40 PM
Slippers he looked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 20, 2018, 07:06:21 AM
very silly but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2018, 07:50:45 AM
He didn't care
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2018, 14:17:11 PM
after 10 vodkas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2018, 16:03:21 PM
Made him lose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2018, 16:59:37 PM

All his inhibitions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2018, 19:33:46 PM
And admit his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2018, 21:37:25 PM

Need for alcohol 🍺
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 21, 2018, 07:14:42 AM
was much greater
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2018, 07:27:06 AM
after watching Blackburn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2018, 07:44:02 AM
Slaughter a chicken
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2018, 16:17:03 PM

In the name
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2018, 16:54:14 PM
That cockerel game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2018, 17:55:01 PM
Would be played
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2018, 19:03:57 PM
At half time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 21, 2018, 19:10:39 PM
In the snow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 22, 2018, 07:08:50 AM
if they could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2018, 08:36:36 AM
Think of a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2018, 13:33:25 PM
Nice recipe that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2018, 20:27:18 PM

Dee could turn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 23, 2018, 07:20:39 AM
out for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2018, 07:50:53 AM
Men on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2018, 22:26:07 PM

Razzle in Coralejo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2018, 09:34:42 AM
And enjoy the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2018, 20:33:04 PM

Bingo with Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2018, 17:40:38 PM
Dee while they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2018, 23:59:08 PM

Whisper sweet nothings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 26, 2018, 07:13:32 AM
under the stars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2018, 07:49:34 AM
With the moonlight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2018, 21:39:55 PM

Shimmering brightly on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 27, 2018, 07:17:44 AM
until the power-cut
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2018, 08:44:10 AM
Put them in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2018, 17:52:59 PM
A panic searching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 27, 2018, 22:20:18 PM
for some batteries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2018, 22:28:09 PM
For her latest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 27, 2018, 22:40:26 PM
toy that Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2018, 08:45:19 AM

Loves to use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2018, 10:20:39 AM
With his Princess
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2018, 17:22:05 PM

In the stone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2018, 18:09:13 PM
Circle love nest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2018, 07:18:35 AM
Which they have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 29, 2018, 07:26:41 AM
made their home
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2018, 07:27:24 AM
So that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 29, 2018, 07:30:53 AM
could invite Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2018, 07:32:06 AM
To buy them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 29, 2018, 23:41:41 PM
a round of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2018, 10:19:57 AM
high strength viagra
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2018, 16:43:33 PM
Now its available
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2018, 17:14:33 PM

In super strength
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 30, 2018, 17:33:41 PM
For limp northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 31, 2018, 21:41:56 PM
From West Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2018, 05:51:13 AM

Who try to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2018, 07:27:09 AM
Educate Lancastrian numpties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 01, 2018, 08:29:28 AM
on how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2018, 09:36:45 AM
Woo a Princess
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2018, 11:19:48 AM
without spending brass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2018, 16:18:47 PM

Or shouting does
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2018, 21:44:18 PM
add to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2018, 07:29:22 AM
Rustic charm which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2018, 11:27:40 AM
He learned from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2018, 11:47:54 AM
Years of experience
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2018, 14:54:49 PM
exaggerating his performance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2018, 16:30:38 PM

As the fat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2018, 19:11:29 PM
Controller takes notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2018, 06:47:22 AM
About his prowess
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 03, 2018, 06:58:16 AM
that he uses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2018, 07:46:06 AM
to find the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2018, 07:47:29 AM
Essex chicks who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2018, 07:48:59 AM
take pity on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2018, 07:51:42 AM
Poor old pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2018, 07:57:37 AM

Who get wet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2018, 08:07:08 AM
Whilst playing golf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2018, 17:00:47 PM
And enjoying the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2018, 18:22:58 PM

Craic with northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2018, 18:56:35 PM
Neglected women who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 04, 2018, 07:17:13 AM
wish they had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2018, 07:54:21 AM
Romped with Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 04, 2018, 08:07:31 AM
In the dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2018, 14:06:02 PM
with their favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2018, 15:42:09 PM
Toys which they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2018, 17:00:28 PM

Bought from Dave's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2018, 19:36:28 PM
Ann Summers catalogue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2018, 04:27:53 AM
With special offers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 05, 2018, 07:21:48 AM
ought with birthday
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2018, 08:22:02 AM
Money she got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2018, 10:36:32 AM
from her admirers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2018, 19:23:15 PM

In West Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2018, 01:55:22 AM
Swingers society chairman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 06, 2018, 07:15:05 AM
whose name was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2018, 08:20:44 AM

Ronnie the bull
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2018, 23:41:35 PM
Before switching allegiance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2018, 11:09:26 AM
To the champions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2018, 11:54:56 AM
with plastic supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2018, 15:18:15 PM
Who celebrate success
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2018, 15:19:31 PM
Having never been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2018, 15:26:03 PM
Within 50 miles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2018, 15:28:24 PM
Of their ground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2018, 15:35:46 PM
Because true supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 16, 2018, 22:18:57 PM

Only watch games
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2018, 14:10:53 PM
whatever the state
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2018, 18:54:19 PM

Of the pitch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2018, 09:09:19 AM
or meat pies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2018, 10:44:51 AM
That are served
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2018, 12:54:49 PM
With lashings of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2018, 13:36:41 PM

Curry sauce which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 20, 2018, 06:05:42 AM
Keeps them warm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2018, 18:05:14 PM
And keeping awake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2018, 19:46:14 PM

Due to excessive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2018, 20:38:16 PM
Diving and cheating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2018, 05:30:26 AM
Taught by Delle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2018, 13:31:53 PM
Coach Raheem Sterling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2018, 19:21:22 PM
But alas today
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2018, 21:20:03 PM
The ref missed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 22, 2018, 04:16:22 AM
A blatant penalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 22, 2018, 08:21:23 AM

And sending off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2018, 15:35:15 PM
Valencia for dangerous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 23, 2018, 05:46:26 AM
Passes causing Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2018, 09:46:10 AM
scars on legs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2018, 17:05:07 PM

And misses the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2018, 19:54:09 PM
the ball by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2018, 05:56:22 AM
Just one millimetre
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 24, 2018, 07:22:05 AM
to the left
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2018, 07:51:15 AM
of his right
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2018, 07:53:52 AM
Big toe causing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2018, 07:54:41 AM
swollen testicles and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2018, 08:01:17 AM
Other manly injuriez
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2018, 08:40:59 AM

Which restricts his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2018, 10:25:58 AM
Ability to dive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2018, 14:06:47 PM
in the bath
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2018, 19:09:02 PM

And shout penalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 24, 2018, 19:36:27 PM
When somebody pulled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2018, 20:00:18 PM
The plug out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2018, 20:23:10 PM

Leaving the diver
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2018, 05:39:21 AM
Floundering in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2018, 07:35:45 AM
Sludge from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2018, 08:01:04 AM
Muddy pitch which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2018, 08:17:14 AM
Was stuck to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2018, 08:55:37 AM
Dee's best stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2018, 12:03:06 PM

Whilst trying to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2018, 14:53:00 PM
Assault the mechanic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2018, 15:49:31 PM

Who arrived later
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2018, 18:43:51 PM
Than he should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2018, 07:16:52 AM
To fix her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2018, 08:27:12 AM
luxury BMW sport
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2018, 13:45:13 PM
With fluffy dice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2018, 17:41:52 PM


And nodding dog 🐶
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2018, 19:47:09 PM
With go faster
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2018, 20:45:48 PM
Stripes down the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2018, 20:57:09 PM
Side and personalised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2018, 21:02:36 PM
Nimber plate so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 27, 2018, 07:17:41 AM
he still didn`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2018, 08:57:31 AM
Wipe his shoes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 30, 2018, 07:13:16 AM
and they smelt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2018, 07:19:18 AM
Of Baileys poo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2018, 08:04:52 AM
that littered the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2018, 08:06:50 AM
Orwell bridge causing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2018, 08:07:32 AM
a major diversion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2018, 13:22:47 PM

Which meant Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2018, 14:07:42 PM
swore and stamped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 01, 2018, 06:55:53 AM
because it took
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2018, 11:29:34 AM

So long to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2018, 12:49:50 PM
along Bramford Lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2018, 07:12:13 AM
on my way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2018, 09:00:01 AM

To work at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2018, 09:21:07 AM
Ann Summers Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2018, 13:39:15 PM

Branch selling all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2018, 14:51:42 PM
The toys that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2018, 19:19:15 PM

Any woman could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2018, 21:45:32 PM
Use to enhance
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 03, 2018, 07:02:16 AM
her way with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2018, 08:14:36 AM
scrambling her eggs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2018, 10:56:54 AM
And whipping her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2018, 12:35:17 PM

Into a frenzy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2018, 12:55:08 PM
Like when Sally
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2018, 18:29:55 PM
Met dave in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2018, 18:59:30 PM
The Wild Man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2018, 19:10:20 PM

Swingers club in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 04, 2018, 07:11:54 AM
Sproughton where they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2018, 07:23:02 AM
live life on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2018, 07:53:22 AM
Cocaine and cigarettes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2018, 17:30:59 PM
Free clean living
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2018, 17:58:37 PM
In carrot land
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 04, 2018, 19:46:06 PM

Where the yokels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2018, 20:23:08 PM
Educate northern numpties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 05, 2018, 06:34:30 AM
on how to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2018, 06:54:27 AM
Tell the time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2018, 20:27:39 PM

As they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2018, 00:43:33 AM
Always stoned by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2018, 07:23:52 AM
Vicious southern numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2018, 09:26:51 AM

With Rolex watches ⌚️
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2018, 19:11:39 PM
Which fell off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2018, 06:52:05 AM
That dodgy bridge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2018, 07:12:55 AM
Into Dee`s Morrisons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2018, 07:18:35 AM
but the Northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2018, 07:42:22 AM
Finest quality supermarket
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Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2018, 13:19:50 PM
with stale produce
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2018, 16:13:54 PM
Donated to Waitrose
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2018, 16:14:46 PM
For any riffraff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2018, 16:17:00 PM
From Ipswich to
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Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2018, 20:17:32 PM
Transport to Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2018, 21:15:03 PM

Then to Lancashire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 09, 2018, 06:45:22 AM
wherever that is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2018, 09:50:53 AM
North of Watford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2018, 10:22:47 AM
In God's land
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2018, 11:21:30 AM
of inbred families
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2018, 13:09:35 PM
Who notice landmarks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 09, 2018, 13:29:11 PM

As they have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2018, 18:27:00 PM
Three eyes per
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2018, 07:16:42 AM
The cockeneee norm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 10, 2018, 07:26:12 AM
none of us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2018, 13:01:16 PM
are cockneys so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 11, 2018, 07:06:44 AM
Jon can go
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2018, 07:29:31 AM
Back to school
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2018, 12:47:04 PM

And learn to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2018, 12:53:54 PM
appreciate southern culture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2018, 19:02:33 PM

And speak proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2018, 19:10:48 PM
And good manners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2018, 22:33:53 PM
Unlike southerners who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2018, 10:10:44 AM
Are born perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2018, 16:25:24 PM

For the climate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2018, 20:28:50 PM
And are impeccable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2018, 23:52:07 PM

Mannered due to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2018, 08:12:07 AM
The perfect genes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2018, 20:43:17 PM

And upbringing that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2018, 22:23:39 PM
Is the norm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 14, 2018, 07:12:33 AM
in these parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2018, 07:32:13 AM
Creates cockeneeeeee thugs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 14, 2018, 09:29:06 AM
who rough up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2018, 20:33:50 PM

The northern numpties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 15, 2018, 07:04:10 AM
because they all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2018, 08:29:12 AM
Are superior beings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2018, 13:59:51 PM
compared with dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2018, 17:18:10 PM
From scummy Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2018, 20:51:15 PM
Road in Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2018, 21:18:05 PM
Which doesn't exist
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 16, 2018, 07:28:13 AM
because its called
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2018, 09:16:33 AM
by the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2018, 20:00:47 PM

Railwaysona strike road
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2018, 21:14:04 PM
Full of chavs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2018, 04:47:39 AM
From Chaveta where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 17, 2018, 07:06:09 AM
they only wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2018, 08:59:15 AM
Union Jack shorts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2018, 18:00:53 PM

And knotted handkies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2018, 20:36:29 PM
Ont golf course
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2018, 20:54:31 PM
Wearing Blackburn shirts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2018, 22:05:14 PM

And lederhosen shorts 
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2018, 22:21:11 PM
Driving Ford Kugas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2018, 22:23:38 PM

Down the back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2018, 22:24:42 PM
Of the strip
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 18, 2018, 07:14:34 AM
Where Chavs hang
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2018, 07:17:29 AM
their City scarves
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 18, 2018, 07:21:43 AM
just in time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 18, 2018, 18:20:46 PM

For the dustman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 19, 2018, 07:20:05 AM
to take their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2018, 14:42:53 PM
Source of food
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 21, 2018, 06:43:10 AM
which consisted of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2018, 09:28:33 AM
rancid black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2018, 17:38:24 PM

Plus Pontefract cakes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 22, 2018, 07:14:38 AM
and plenty of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2018, 08:02:50 AM
weak Yorkshire beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2018, 09:48:29 AM
For proper men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2018, 19:13:01 PM
With alcohol intolerance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2018, 06:56:25 AM
Above southern softies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 23, 2018, 07:15:06 AM
who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2018, 09:24:44 AM
drink real beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2018, 17:42:01 PM
With no head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2018, 19:27:56 PM
Artificially created like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 24, 2018, 07:09:02 AM
their sense of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2018, 07:31:26 AM
Humour which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2018, 09:10:08 AM
like their wallets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2018, 16:58:12 PM
Zipped tight so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2018, 18:46:06 PM
Even Dee can`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 25, 2018, 07:20:29 AM
get a drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2018, 07:44:35 AM
Unless she wears
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2018, 09:09:49 AM

Her polka dot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2018, 10:02:17 AM
Skimpy bikini which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2018, 19:45:22 PM
Disappears when she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2018, 09:17:18 AM
Romps in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2018, 15:27:07 PM
dunes with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2018, 15:43:01 PM

Favourite song playing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2018, 21:29:04 PM
On Jon`s cassette
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2018, 07:16:58 AM
Which he lets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2018, 19:25:49 PM

Dee listen to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 30, 2018, 07:03:23 AM
but only if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2018, 07:35:16 AM
She shows him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2018, 08:26:40 AM
how to perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 30, 2018, 14:02:33 PM

The Essex accent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2018, 22:07:04 PM
Which he doesn't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 31, 2018, 07:10:34 AM
quite understand when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 31, 2018, 07:11:35 AM
They are drunk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 31, 2018, 07:21:35 AM
but Dee doesn`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2018, 11:06:30 AM
doesn't get inebriated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2018, 20:27:24 PM

Every day contrary
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 01, 2018, 07:17:38 AM
to everyones belief
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2018, 16:35:06 PM
spread by Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 01, 2018, 19:36:41 PM

During his drunken
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 02, 2018, 16:14:01 PM
After a bender
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2018, 07:02:08 AM
in Otley with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2018, 07:35:28 AM
His mate Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2018, 09:28:13 AM
Putting right the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2018, 12:44:13 PM
bent tory voters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 03, 2018, 16:15:05 PM

And militant unionists
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2018, 19:21:10 PM
Wrecking the country
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 03, 2018, 22:26:14 PM

And the railways 🚃
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2018, 05:13:19 AM
because they always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2018, 09:19:03 AM
do as little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 05, 2018, 05:19:45 AM
as possible because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 05, 2018, 08:29:00 AM
the pay isnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2018, 16:04:46 PM
Earned by lazy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2018, 21:23:54 PM
Work shy Cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 05, 2018, 22:35:53 PM

Or tight northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2018, 06:28:02 AM
From Blackburn who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2018, 07:32:25 AM
Holiday permanently on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 06, 2018, 07:39:50 AM
everyday that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2018, 09:13:08 AM
Are on strike
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2018, 09:21:43 AM
designing new timetables
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2018, 13:26:21 PM
That are management
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2018, 13:47:49 PM
Created and useless
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2018, 18:03:39 PM
being nobbled by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 07, 2018, 05:34:45 AM
Ryanair who are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2018, 07:07:06 AM
Old at extracting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 08, 2018, 06:04:35 AM
all your information
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2018, 07:37:26 AM
And bank notes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2018, 21:08:27 PM

If you don't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 11, 2018, 06:29:02 AM
understand their rules
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2018, 07:52:09 AM
Or buy food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 11, 2018, 19:22:15 PM

From their surly 😡
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 12, 2018, 05:05:23 AM
trolly dollies they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2018, 07:06:34 AM
Train to offend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2018, 10:23:13 AM
Us poor customers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2018, 19:24:26 PM

Who break all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2018, 19:51:05 PM
The rules of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2018, 22:32:47 PM
Being human beings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2018, 22:58:51 PM
And wanting to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 13, 2018, 07:06:16 AM
board much quicker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2018, 09:07:01 AM
with hand luggage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 13, 2018, 20:47:09 PM

Maxed to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2018, 22:02:24 PM
Limit with stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2018, 07:08:47 AM
And tight sweaters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2018, 07:24:53 AM
To show off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 14, 2018, 07:27:31 AM
Jons very big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2018, 07:30:01 AM
Beer belly which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 14, 2018, 07:38:30 AM
was getting too
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2018, 09:09:37 AM
close to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2018, 19:29:42 PM

Bar preventing him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2018, 21:00:11 PM
Reaching his beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2018, 22:40:21 PM
To celebrate Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2018, 07:09:12 AM
Victory over Essex
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2018, 11:36:09 AM
Despite playing reserves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 15, 2018, 13:14:31 PM

With no experience
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2018, 18:51:46 PM
And bent umpire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 16, 2018, 05:46:19 AM
who liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2018, 07:23:58 AM
Put his finger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 16, 2018, 08:41:25 AM
Up Cook's bum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2018, 09:47:49 AM
in Yorkshire tradition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 16, 2018, 13:03:56 PM

Along with whippet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2018, 09:03:36 AM
Racing and black
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2018, 13:11:39 PM
pudding eating contests
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 18, 2018, 06:48:26 AM
which ended in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2018, 07:12:54 AM
Tears when Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2018, 08:32:58 AM
got food poisoning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2018, 08:36:24 AM

From the contaminated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2018, 08:39:23 AM
northern garbage that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 19, 2018, 06:50:49 AM
they try to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2018, 07:59:40 AM

Pass off as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2018, 14:04:40 PM
Proper man's grub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2018, 16:27:40 PM
making them impotent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 19, 2018, 19:26:59 PM
But still better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2018, 20:19:14 PM
Than severe brewers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 20, 2018, 07:06:40 AM
who always manage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2018, 07:29:39 AM
To upset Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2018, 07:44:51 AM
by overcharging for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2018, 09:12:21 AM
His favourite tipple
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2018, 14:56:54 PM
Peroni in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2018, 18:11:37 PM
Cocktail bar that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2018, 18:28:16 PM
The best people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2018, 19:32:19 PM

In Caleta use
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2018, 00:06:05 AM
To buy dope
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 21, 2018, 07:05:10 AM
round the back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2018, 11:58:54 AM
Of the Atlantico
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 21, 2018, 19:55:35 PM

In the stone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 22, 2018, 06:55:13 AM
bunkers set up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2018, 07:26:51 AM
By Chaveta's chavs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2018, 10:55:27 AM

To hide invading
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2018, 19:22:43 PM
Drunken Bradford folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2018, 22:24:34 PM
With Essex chicks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2018, 22:39:52 PM

Who are up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2018, 14:20:21 PM
Skirting in secret
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2018, 06:41:24 AM
Places with little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2018, 08:03:58 AM
regard for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2018, 15:50:22 PM

Dignity of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2018, 17:25:20 PM
Knobbly kneed Scotsman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2018, 06:53:22 AM
In his kilt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2018, 06:57:25 AM
who doesn`t wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2018, 07:41:02 AM
A sporran when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2018, 08:10:56 AM

It's snowing heavily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2018, 23:05:17 PM
So his snowballs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 27, 2018, 07:09:46 AM
kept melting when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2018, 07:19:11 AM
He sits too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2018, 22:32:25 PM
Close to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2018, 06:04:56 AM
BBQ in pub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 28, 2018, 06:55:00 AM
garden up North
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2018, 21:44:05 PM
Where cockney Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2018, 06:01:01 AM

Teaches the locals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 29, 2018, 07:08:23 AM
how to speak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2018, 12:42:50 PM

Just like t'Queen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2018, 17:04:15 PM
In pearly suit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 30, 2018, 08:08:42 AM
and jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2018, 21:38:54 PM
With his trouble
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2018, 09:29:38 AM

And strife beside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2018, 16:00:46 PM
The Eastenders bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2018, 19:59:51 PM

Supping real ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2018, 06:52:05 AM
Not northern bilge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 02, 2018, 07:02:09 AM
which tastes like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2018, 18:40:20 PM

Sheep dip that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2018, 18:59:48 PM
rots your boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2018, 22:23:37 PM
And southern brains
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2018, 06:48:17 AM
are much brainier
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2018, 06:54:08 AM
And work faster
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2018, 07:07:16 AM
to determine if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2018, 08:19:34 AM
They wear wigs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2018, 10:32:59 AM
On bald heads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 03, 2018, 12:42:47 PM

In the winter â,,️
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2018, 13:47:22 PM
in his onesie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 04, 2018, 07:30:06 AM
because he felt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2018, 08:56:42 AM
Waitrose coffee was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2018, 09:24:53 AM
for discerning palates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2018, 22:01:46 PM

Only and not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 05, 2018, 07:05:40 AM
for the Northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2018, 07:14:01 AM
In flat caps 🧢
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 05, 2018, 19:54:08 PM

And donkey jackets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 06, 2018, 06:51:28 AM
in this heat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2018, 08:34:17 AM
But because we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2018, 12:44:32 PM

Are daft as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2018, 19:30:24 PM
Brushes and can`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 08, 2018, 08:45:50 AM

Talk proper like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2018, 15:35:50 PM
Good Essex boys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 09, 2018, 06:57:52 AM
we decide to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2018, 09:29:52 AM
Bully poor Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2018, 14:05:26 PM

As he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2018, 14:32:19 PM
planning a strike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2018, 16:58:05 PM
To ruin southern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2018, 18:06:57 PM
Trips to Wimbledon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 09, 2018, 19:36:03 PM

Where they quaff
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2018, 20:33:55 PM
Champers by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 10, 2018, 07:27:28 AM
gallon and eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 10, 2018, 08:15:08 AM
Manky old strawberries
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2018, 13:21:51 PM
while Cliff sings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 10, 2018, 15:04:24 PM
In the rain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2018, 19:50:43 PM
On Henman hill
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 11, 2018, 06:58:19 AM
looking like old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2018, 07:56:21 AM
Max Bygraves on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 12, 2018, 07:16:28 AM
the way out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2018, 10:46:34 AM
with Jon to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2018, 18:41:04 PM

Eat black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2018, 06:44:59 AM
For his complexion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 13, 2018, 06:47:55 AM
which was very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2018, 06:50:28 AM
Wrinkled and smelled
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 13, 2018, 07:01:18 AM
of wet dog
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2018, 07:33:21 AM
Which isnt a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2018, 14:27:28 PM
Great advertisement for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2018, 07:23:35 AM
A crooning cockeneeeeee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2018, 11:36:00 AM
with a voice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2018, 07:24:45 AM
That sounds like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2018, 08:00:09 AM
Dee after eight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2018, 08:08:32 AM
Large tia Maria`s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2018, 08:09:37 AM
At the Karaoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2018, 08:10:53 AM
Bar where she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2018, 08:11:27 AM
Hogs the stage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2018, 08:12:42 AM
In her fishnet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2018, 21:21:36 PM

Stockings and high
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2018, 09:00:51 AM
heeled cowboy boots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2018, 09:27:03 AM
With her whip
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2018, 11:26:55 AM
And Dolly Parton
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2018, 20:48:48 PM

Massive white wig
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 17, 2018, 07:16:25 AM
to cover her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2018, 08:04:54 AM

Modesty as much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2018, 08:05:46 AM
As she could
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2018, 08:14:54 AM
before revealing her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2018, 17:45:28 PM

Innermost secrets to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2018, 20:55:18 PM
Her Northern admirer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2018, 21:52:19 PM
Who drools over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2018, 22:06:20 PM

Her every word
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2018, 07:21:26 AM
And adores her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2018, 07:50:03 AM
Southern Country accent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2018, 15:56:00 PM
Even though he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 18, 2018, 19:46:44 PM

Doesn't understand a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2018, 09:39:14 AM
Queens English speaker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2018, 12:33:11 PM

Just like Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 20, 2018, 07:09:14 AM
who pronounces his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2018, 12:44:17 PM
vowels perfectly like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 21, 2018, 04:49:28 AM
A true northerner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2018, 11:02:34 AM
Who speak correctly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2018, 20:33:09 PM

Which is rare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 23, 2018, 06:06:56 AM
For tractor boys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 23, 2018, 07:11:27 AM
that always notice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2018, 09:34:53 AM
their six fingers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 24, 2018, 06:58:53 AM
which they try
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2018, 08:10:56 AM
To hide by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2018, 18:01:47 PM
biting their nails
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2018, 05:50:43 AM

And sticking their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 25, 2018, 06:54:26 AM
thumbs up their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2018, 07:18:47 AM
Noses to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2018, 08:42:28 AM

If they have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2018, 18:17:03 PM
Any brains left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2018, 20:04:28 PM

After supping weak
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 26, 2018, 07:03:28 AM
tea and eating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2018, 18:23:25 PM
Big Macs and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2018, 20:03:54 PM

Pigeon pie with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2018, 07:09:40 AM
Other Ipswich yokels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 27, 2018, 07:12:30 AM
on the train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2018, 07:14:39 AM
With Bob who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2018, 16:54:24 PM
Drinks it dry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2018, 07:29:45 AM
Then throws up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2018, 16:52:46 PM
over Jon's favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2018, 17:05:23 PM

Sheep skin coat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2018, 07:20:57 AM
Which makes Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2018, 09:01:22 AM

Look like Shaun
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2018, 10:38:20 AM
Wooing a Welsh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2018, 10:39:47 AM
Sheep he fancies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2018, 18:32:15 PM
With sexy eyes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2018, 05:50:00 AM

And a welcoming
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2018, 07:12:38 AM
Smile which turns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2018, 10:43:22 AM
into a more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2018, 19:26:55 PM
A come on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2018, 20:24:07 PM
Surprising the sheep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2018, 20:44:44 PM
Who is particular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2018, 05:56:08 AM

To black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 01, 2018, 07:11:00 AM
but also likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2018, 08:24:30 AM
Playing with Bobs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2018, 12:49:11 PM
cute little puppies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2018, 18:21:44 PM
He obtained from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 02, 2018, 07:23:03 AM
the strange man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2018, 07:49:08 AM
On the train
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2018, 09:44:50 AM
with no guard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2018, 21:59:31 PM
Because he was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2018, 07:19:19 AM
trying to arrive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2018, 14:21:10 PM
without buying a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 03, 2018, 15:49:31 PM
valid ticket for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 03, 2018, 16:06:03 PM
Best friend Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2018, 20:39:13 PM

Who buys Bob's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2018, 07:35:09 AM
Expensive strawberry cider
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2018, 11:48:31 AM
With a cocktail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 05, 2018, 17:07:52 PM

On a regular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2018, 06:06:15 AM
Basis because he's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2018, 06:42:31 AM

A right tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2018, 06:51:04 AM
Wad of money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 06, 2018, 07:16:32 AM
which he carries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2018, 07:20:41 AM
In his manbag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2018, 10:11:11 AM
with his other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2018, 15:15:52 PM
Girlie accessories which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2018, 18:59:48 PM
He bought from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2018, 06:34:54 AM
His union leader
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 07, 2018, 07:06:38 AM
when they visited
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2018, 07:56:50 AM
His local pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2018, 08:13:29 AM

Which Bob frequents
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2018, 09:45:36 AM
When he should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2018, 14:43:48 PM
Be collecting tickets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 09, 2018, 06:45:42 AM
but he can`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2018, 07:00:32 AM
When he's inebriated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 10, 2018, 07:12:14 AM
because he can`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2018, 15:29:33 PM
See the tickets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 10, 2018, 22:20:41 PM
But hey striking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 11, 2018, 09:10:51 AM

Is more Bob's
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2018, 08:01:35 AM
Style causing havoc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2018, 08:56:45 AM

Amongst the passengers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2018, 10:36:40 AM
Giving him amusement
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2018, 15:39:57 PM

And a thumping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2018, 07:31:41 AM
Headache after banging
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2018, 09:37:39 AM
A little Hungarian
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2018, 11:19:40 AM

In the toilet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2018, 16:55:21 PM
before dave could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2018, 18:38:57 PM

Take a turn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2018, 22:02:50 PM
At his pert
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 16, 2018, 06:58:48 AM
bum always poking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2018, 11:28:48 AM

Out of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2018, 14:28:26 PM
Leopard skin shorts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2018, 19:24:22 PM

With golf ball
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2018, 22:33:45 PM
Sticking out of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 17, 2018, 06:37:22 AM
his golf bag
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2018, 09:32:45 AM
To excite him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2018, 07:22:39 AM
to post on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2018, 08:19:55 AM
Dee,s humping day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 22, 2018, 17:57:32 PM
About Dagwoods multi
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 23, 2018, 06:52:53 AM
person account on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2018, 07:28:00 AM
The forum which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2018, 07:53:59 AM
All professional trolls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2018, 10:53:23 AM
Are invading to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2018, 08:34:04 AM
Offend and annoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2018, 14:00:07 PM

Anyone north of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 27, 2018, 07:27:58 AM
Lands end with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2018, 07:58:33 AM
A pulse and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 27, 2018, 09:17:23 AM
A sense of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2018, 14:26:40 PM

Humour that can't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2018, 08:01:18 AM
Sour the cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2018, 08:18:13 AM
Of the numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2018, 13:45:57 PM

From up north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2018, 15:09:05 PM
On general chat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2018, 20:33:09 PM

That are winding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2018, 20:47:31 PM
Each other up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 29, 2018, 06:56:41 AM
but us drossers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2018, 15:28:30 PM
Above such juvenile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2018, 19:24:12 PM

Behaviour and remain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 30, 2018, 07:18:52 AM
above all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2018, 12:58:14 PM
most respected people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2018, 16:29:37 PM
In East Anglia
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2018, 19:22:35 PM

And south east
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2018, 06:49:37 AM
Yorkshire know best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 31, 2018, 07:22:48 AM
but us down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2018, 12:30:41 PM
South know better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2018, 13:54:10 PM

Than the numpties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 02, 2018, 06:39:21 AM
that live up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 02, 2018, 07:45:16 AM
In leafy Norfolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2018, 08:06:38 AM
Who slap Yorky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 02, 2018, 20:54:08 PM

Cheeky boys down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2018, 06:40:44 AM
In their dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 03, 2018, 06:52:31 AM
thinking that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2018, 07:14:00 AM
Are proper men
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2018, 08:00:41 AM

But in reality
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2018, 08:44:48 AM
They fancy sheep
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2018, 17:01:42 PM
With pretty faces
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2018, 20:21:25 PM

And nice woolly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 04, 2018, 07:12:15 AM
coats that need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2018, 07:59:02 AM
A trim and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2018, 15:18:58 PM
And blow job ::)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2018, 17:48:35 PM
From a hairdryer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 04, 2018, 22:17:48 PM
Provided by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2018, 08:27:08 AM
West Yorkshire friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2018, 08:58:29 AM

Of alcoholic Lancastrians
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 05, 2018, 13:44:52 PM
Who wander around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2018, 18:43:16 PM
knowingg their better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 05, 2018, 18:47:14 PM
than East Anglians
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2018, 01:27:51 AM
At causing fights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2018, 07:01:13 AM
With southern softies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2018, 07:51:24 AM
With iron fists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2018, 08:08:16 AM
In sheepskin gloves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 06, 2018, 19:21:08 PM

And boxing trunks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2018, 21:43:37 PM
For extra effect
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 07, 2018, 08:12:13 AM
Before inflicting pain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 09, 2018, 07:39:03 AM
On a cockroach
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2018, 17:20:37 PM
Infested black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2018, 21:16:30 PM

Consumed by the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2018, 01:37:58 AM
Ravenous Yorkshire lads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 10, 2018, 06:24:22 AM
Who'd eat owt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2018, 07:51:26 AM
When it`s free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 10, 2018, 08:11:47 AM
Like Waitrose coffee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 10, 2018, 17:41:01 PM
Used to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2018, 20:11:04 PM

For the elderly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2018, 09:28:14 AM
But now only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2018, 13:08:56 PM

For rich pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2018, 13:25:18 PM
With syrups who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2018, 20:03:41 PM

Live in East
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2018, 20:29:07 PM
Anglia with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2018, 15:43:47 PM
Finest people unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2018, 20:55:25 PM

The northern oiks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 12, 2018, 21:14:14 PM
Always drunk and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2018, 12:15:51 PM

Winding people up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 13, 2018, 21:19:06 PM
About cockeneeeeee softness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2018, 22:05:01 PM

Being loyal friends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2018, 08:44:47 AM
Handsome, intelligent and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 14, 2018, 13:52:49 PM

Not sheep shaggers 🐑🐑
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 15, 2018, 07:45:43 AM
Like the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 15, 2018, 08:55:04 AM

Members of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2018, 17:04:15 PM
I love ewe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2018, 18:48:17 PM

Club in Bradford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2018, 07:59:31 AM
Who`s president is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2018, 19:05:40 PM

Jon (the ram) 🐑
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2018, 07:42:04 AM
A fine upstanding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2018, 08:37:27 AM
Character with morals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2018, 20:06:15 PM

Of an alley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2018, 07:37:12 AM
Wise and worldly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2018, 07:54:33 AM
Tibetan monk who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2018, 09:37:20 AM
donates his time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2018, 19:32:53 PM

To racing pigeons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2018, 21:47:38 PM
But usually loses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 21, 2018, 22:20:27 PM

The race by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 22, 2018, 06:52:38 AM
taking too long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2018, 06:56:19 AM
Preening himself before
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 23, 2018, 06:16:14 AM
gettng his birds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2018, 08:37:44 AM
So drunk they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 24, 2018, 08:38:06 AM
Fall off the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2018, 09:10:21 AM
barstool into his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2018, 05:52:15 AM
glass of Amaretto
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2018, 08:14:10 AM
the size of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2018, 19:26:55 PM

The last cup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 26, 2018, 05:50:05 AM
left on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2018, 07:26:20 AM
Dolly Parton bra
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 27, 2018, 05:57:25 AM
had shrunk to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2018, 07:53:03 AM
A large marquee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 27, 2018, 13:44:52 PM
In Dave's garden
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2018, 16:25:53 PM
With champagne flowing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 28, 2018, 05:35:48 AM
and cucumber sarnies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2018, 07:24:48 AM
With no crusts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2018, 20:43:57 PM

Which he devoured
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 29, 2018, 07:24:38 AM
Before rescuing Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 29, 2018, 07:57:36 AM
on his crutches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2018, 14:01:42 PM
From the pain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 03, 2018, 14:33:57 PM

Of watching Manchester
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 04, 2018, 05:28:24 AM
United play against
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2018, 07:52:13 AM
The girl guides
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 05, 2018, 07:15:23 AM
but on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2018, 08:09:39 AM
Promise of a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 08, 2018, 06:51:58 AM
meet up later
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2018, 07:12:32 AM
He buys a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2018, 00:13:14 AM
Triple vodka for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 09, 2018, 06:52:00 AM
the whole group
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2018, 07:55:57 AM
Of like minded
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2018, 22:29:13 PM
Numpties who prefer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 10, 2018, 07:15:14 AM
to romp in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 10, 2018, 14:50:39 PM
The sand dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2018, 15:59:04 PM
Pulling a muscle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2018, 20:18:22 PM
At the vital
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 11, 2018, 06:53:16 AM
point of entry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2018, 19:35:28 PM
To the special
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 13, 2018, 07:08:17 AM
area which is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2018, 07:36:32 AM
Kept only for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2018, 13:15:00 PM
The biggest members
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2018, 08:27:09 AM
Of the forum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2018, 10:03:34 AM
but excludes the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2018, 07:08:23 AM
dross section because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2018, 07:39:25 AM
Of a shortage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2018, 09:31:52 AM
Brexit chat which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2018, 15:14:57 PM
provides a soapbox
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 16, 2018, 21:39:40 PM
For the numpties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 17, 2018, 07:22:23 AM
who think they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2018, 10:12:49 AM
Know everything about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2018, 12:51:02 PM
The intricate workings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2018, 17:05:39 PM

Of a northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2018, 17:24:15 PM
Working mans club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2018, 21:09:22 PM
Where Bobs comrades
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 17, 2018, 22:06:07 PM
love tory boys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2018, 08:11:46 AM
Sensible outlook unlike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2018, 22:28:06 PM
The raving loonies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 19, 2018, 11:03:47 AM
from deepest Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 19, 2018, 12:36:34 PM

Who play golf 🏌
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2018, 17:07:21 PM
With Bob`s nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2018, 07:36:06 AM
Instead of using
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 20, 2018, 07:38:41 AM
His usual balls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 20, 2018, 20:48:50 PM
But has we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2018, 07:53:05 AM
Know Tory boys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2018, 08:18:27 AM
It will hurt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2018, 08:20:02 AM
When he gets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2018, 08:22:01 AM
A three iron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2018, 08:24:17 AM
Shoved up his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2018, 08:25:09 AM
Ample derrière which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2018, 08:27:48 AM
Is available for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2018, 08:45:22 AM
His red mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2018, 12:06:06 PM
To abuse at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 22, 2018, 06:34:51 AM
the numpties that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2018, 07:25:11 AM
Think they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2018, 08:32:48 AM
Running the country
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2018, 12:59:01 PM
From their keyboard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2018, 15:05:18 PM
Where insults are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2018, 15:14:49 PM
Two a penny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2018, 23:43:00 PM
About Brexit and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2018, 06:46:35 AM
naked ramblers on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2018, 08:35:32 AM
Dee's sand dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 23, 2018, 19:12:07 PM
Showing off their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 24, 2018, 06:30:49 AM
smooth shaven bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2018, 22:33:24 PM
With lashings of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 25, 2018, 06:50:41 AM
shaving gel which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2018, 09:14:07 AM
Jon lovingly applies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2018, 22:02:22 PM
To his princess
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 26, 2018, 06:29:23 AM
on her parts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2018, 07:52:19 AM
That give him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2018, 06:37:20 AM
the most pleasure
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2018, 09:39:04 AM
and please his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2018, 12:32:59 PM
Strange little fetishes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2018, 17:58:04 PM
Behind closed doors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2018, 23:47:27 PM
With his Princess
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 30, 2018, 06:35:21 AM
who prefers to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2018, 07:51:58 AM
Dress up as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2018, 08:16:12 AM
A pearly Queen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2018, 14:50:07 PM
or naughty nurse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2018, 16:18:04 PM
To please the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2018, 20:56:53 PM
Back pains that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 30, 2018, 22:10:14 PM
Can hamper proper
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 31, 2018, 06:41:49 AM
Northern blokes with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2018, 07:38:22 AM
Certain dysfunctions in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 31, 2018, 08:08:05 AM
the southern numpties
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2018, 09:37:28 AM
body regions where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 01, 2018, 07:08:03 AM
they like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2018, 07:40:51 AM
Moan about everything
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2018, 10:25:53 AM
and price of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2018, 10:43:44 AM
Car petrol consumption
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2018, 11:33:05 AM
Eroding chaps pensions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 01, 2018, 13:23:22 PM
and golfing days
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2018, 13:30:03 PM
In wet weather
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 02, 2018, 07:47:01 AM
because his holes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2018, 13:30:13 PM
in his shoes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2018, 18:53:32 PM
Add to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2018, 19:35:24 PM

Level of desperation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 04, 2018, 06:58:01 AM
Causing him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2018, 15:56:35 PM
Shank his wedge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2018, 07:50:39 AM
Into the clubhouse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2018, 15:59:14 PM
Hitting the lady
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 06, 2018, 07:07:30 AM
right in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2018, 08:07:38 AM
Delicate area of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2018, 08:39:16 AM
the stud bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2018, 16:04:06 PM
Where Dave was
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2018, 19:02:59 PM
Generously buying the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2018, 22:23:44 PM
Round at last
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 07, 2018, 07:00:11 AM
after trying to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2018, 07:20:20 AM
Dodge for years
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2018, 07:59:22 AM
Protecting his meagre
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 08, 2018, 06:37:49 AM
little wallet that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2018, 15:05:58 PM
Hasn`t seen a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 09, 2018, 06:54:08 AM
twenty pound note
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2018, 07:57:47 AM
since he retired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2018, 07:18:21 AM
Forty years ago
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2018, 12:56:08 PM
After his demob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2018, 09:26:20 AM
From the scouts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2018, 15:20:23 PM
And the brownies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2018, 18:07:06 PM
Liked to play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2018, 11:22:12 AM
Doctors and nurses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 14, 2018, 13:34:36 PM
Bandaging Daves little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 14, 2018, 19:52:27 PM
Finger dislocated grabbing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2018, 07:43:51 AM
A free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 18, 2018, 12:51:43 PM

From the Waitrose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2018, 13:55:31 PM
Help yourself machine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 19, 2018, 07:08:35 AM
where they dish
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2018, 07:13:58 AM
High quality beverages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 19, 2018, 07:22:41 AM

From third world 🌎
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2018, 08:17:39 AM
countries where Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 19, 2018, 08:49:18 AM
Visits to frequent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 19, 2018, 13:19:01 PM
And drink dry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 20, 2018, 07:03:54 AM
their supplies of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2018, 09:00:24 AM
Anything containing alcohol
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2018, 10:00:28 AM
Because he likes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2018, 11:10:42 AM
the challenge of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 20, 2018, 11:18:27 AM
Quadruple vodkas with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 20, 2018, 14:21:08 PM
A whiskey chaser
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 21, 2018, 07:31:18 AM
but only after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2018, 09:54:08 AM
four course meal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2018, 20:35:29 PM
In business class
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 22, 2018, 07:11:52 AM
where he doesn`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2018, 07:28:13 AM
Waste any time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2018, 12:56:58 PM

In supping up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 23, 2018, 06:56:54 AM
all the free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2018, 14:47:38 PM

Ale and vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2018, 17:25:20 PM
And being ambidextrous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 24, 2018, 20:18:01 PM

And limp wristed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 25, 2018, 10:15:56 AM
When he has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 26, 2018, 07:09:43 AM
to locate his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2018, 07:47:31 AM
Well hidden wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2018, 13:19:44 PM

That he leaves
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2018, 15:18:06 PM
Securely locked in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2018, 20:31:06 PM
A concrete bunker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 27, 2018, 07:18:49 AM
in deep dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2018, 16:02:06 PM
Preston where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2018, 17:58:32 PM
Local inhabitants always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 28, 2018, 07:09:29 AM
try and avoid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2018, 09:18:34 AM
washing or showering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2018, 16:29:36 PM
Unless it's Christmas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2018, 17:38:25 PM
And leap year
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 29, 2018, 06:56:22 AM
where they go
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2018, 09:35:58 AM
to the car-wash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2018, 11:01:13 AM
In mass to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2018, 19:26:27 PM
Maximise the investment
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 30, 2018, 07:23:06 AM
of under hand
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2018, 07:56:22 AM
Dodgy northerner attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2018, 12:54:53 PM

To all things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2018, 08:30:31 AM
That concern the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2018, 22:04:11 PM
Personal hygiene that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 03, 2018, 06:41:35 AM
they had forgotten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2018, 08:14:43 AM
To use when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 03, 2018, 09:50:24 AM
cleaning the pigeon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 04, 2018, 07:08:07 AM
loft out with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2018, 08:02:18 AM
Daves old undies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2018, 08:04:51 AM

Whilst moaning about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 04, 2018, 08:54:06 AM
his miserable pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2018, 19:04:58 PM

And all referees 😂⚽️
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2018, 06:39:05 AM
Arsenal supporting crooks
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Post by: dee-dee on December 05, 2018, 07:05:12 AM
who don`t agree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2018, 07:26:27 AM
With Daves biased
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2018, 09:28:28 AM
sensible informative observations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 05, 2018, 18:57:12 PM

Which is a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 05, 2018, 19:09:27 PM
Rare attribute amongst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 05, 2018, 22:22:38 PM
Desperate Spurs supporters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 06, 2018, 06:55:32 AM
who like to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 06, 2018, 07:57:15 AM
Appreciate stylish play
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 07, 2018, 07:05:34 AM
but Harry Redknapp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2018, 08:43:11 AM
Is the hero
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2018, 20:54:43 PM

In the jungle
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Post by: dee-dee on December 10, 2018, 07:14:33 AM
after he won
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2018, 07:50:02 AM
Jam rolly polly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2018, 08:10:31 AM
After all the
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Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2018, 10:05:55 AM
cockroaches, worms and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 10, 2018, 18:44:19 PM
And spurs tickets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2018, 20:05:22 PM
Which are priceless
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 11, 2018, 07:03:42 AM
because no one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2018, 08:08:00 AM
Can buy them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2018, 16:05:59 PM
From dodgy spivs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2018, 17:39:07 PM
down from Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 11, 2018, 18:36:49 PM
Laughing at cockeneees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2018, 22:00:12 PM
Pure wit and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 12, 2018, 19:02:49 PM

Good nature above
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2018, 21:00:01 PM
All superior intelligence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2018, 11:40:34 AM
That's from Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2018, 17:27:15 PM
and now Norfolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 14, 2018, 06:28:37 AM
where they try
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 14, 2018, 09:09:20 AM
not laughing at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2018, 08:26:25 AM

The local accent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2018, 15:55:41 PM
And poor grammar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2018, 23:56:22 PM

Of the carrot 🥕 🥕
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2018, 07:56:37 AM
Crunchers with six
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2018, 09:37:33 AM

Fingers from north
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2018, 15:37:04 PM
Yorkshire and Lancashire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2018, 07:40:44 AM
Where unobservant southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 17, 2018, 07:41:51 AM
with interesting lives
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 17, 2018, 23:56:52 PM
Edit three words
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 18, 2018, 06:53:30 AM
Because maths isnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2018, 12:38:58 PM

Their strong point
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Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2018, 16:36:17 PM
When dealing with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2018, 19:55:00 PM
Just three words
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 18, 2018, 21:20:47 PM
Or grumpy northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 19, 2018, 07:04:04 AM
who spend Christmas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2018, 09:44:29 AM
Baiting poor pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 19, 2018, 10:11:55 AM
Wearing old syrups
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Post by: DaveW on December 19, 2018, 10:14:38 AM
of finest quality
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 20, 2018, 07:27:23 AM
that they bought
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2018, 09:29:27 AM
when he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2018, 16:18:27 PM
In East Ham
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2018, 20:48:17 PM
Market buying his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2018, 22:14:16 PM

New flat cap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2018, 08:00:00 AM
And jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 23, 2018, 20:25:30 PM
For Xmas dinner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2018, 09:51:41 AM
Is an aphrodisiac
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2018, 12:35:59 PM
Which is essential
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2018, 12:44:05 PM
After a session
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2018, 12:49:31 PM
On Daves sherry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2018, 12:51:36 PM
Laced with brandy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2018, 12:52:39 PM
And vintage port
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2018, 12:55:59 PM
From the Waitrose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2018, 21:22:01 PM
Because he's posh
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2018, 22:19:43 PM
And mega minted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 26, 2018, 14:30:53 PM
Hates ASDA riff-raff
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2018, 19:26:57 PM

From up north
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2018, 10:12:44 AM
Who remember to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2018, 16:03:06 PM

Take their own
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2018, 17:25:23 PM
Luxury jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2018, 21:06:47 PM

To bed with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2018, 21:41:20 PM
To add spice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2018, 22:42:24 PM
To Dave's lovelife
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Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2018, 06:03:34 AM
And hectic life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2018, 08:49:13 AM
In Waitrose supping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2018, 09:17:49 AM

Earl grey tea ☕️
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Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2018, 14:23:11 PM
And free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2018, 16:41:38 PM

For the elderly
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Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2018, 19:40:19 PM
Discerning shopper who
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Post by: dee-dee on December 30, 2018, 08:45:27 AM
like to relax
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2018, 12:12:16 PM
with a nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2018, 10:33:37 AM
Incontinent pad to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2018, 13:13:04 PM
Polish the windows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 01, 2019, 15:58:08 PM

Instead of wearing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2019, 19:52:49 PM
Out his sponge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2019, 09:26:39 AM
On rubbing his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2019, 14:04:19 PM
Best set of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2019, 18:35:55 PM
False teeth he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2019, 19:34:58 PM
Found on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2019, 20:22:55 PM
Waitroses floor in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 03, 2019, 21:05:12 PM
Trap two  of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2019, 22:50:05 PM
The gents toilet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2019, 03:50:23 AM
Where these cockenees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2019, 08:12:29 AM
Hang around frequently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2019, 13:52:17 PM
Hoping to pick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 05, 2019, 16:20:53 PM
A few tips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2019, 09:53:48 AM
From Harry about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2019, 12:01:51 PM
scoring many goals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 07, 2019, 07:03:51 AM
unlike Ipswich who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2019, 10:01:12 AM
Couldn`t hit a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2019, 16:37:32 PM
Barn door with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2019, 18:30:48 PM
Banjo and will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2019, 07:10:40 AM
carry on losing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2019, 11:37:55 AM
until Bradford visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2019, 16:22:39 PM
To thrash them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2019, 16:29:04 PM
Showing how soft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2019, 20:13:21 PM
Southerners really are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 09, 2019, 07:26:17 AM
on the pitch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2019, 09:23:45 AM
like dirty Leeds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 10, 2019, 07:20:08 AM
who try to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2019, 10:31:10 AM
bite the ankles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2019, 11:52:25 AM
Of little Cockeneees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2019, 13:28:51 PM
But get slapped
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2019, 20:04:25 PM
With jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 11, 2019, 11:27:15 AM
covered iron bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2019, 19:06:38 PM

Used by thugs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 13, 2019, 07:54:00 AM
From the Lane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2019, 09:32:56 AM
Behind Elland Road
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 14, 2019, 07:24:04 AM
where they hide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2019, 07:35:31 AM
Frightened cockeneeees who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2019, 07:55:02 AM
Use superior intelligence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2019, 10:13:34 AM
To scam coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2019, 11:28:23 AM
Off the poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2019, 13:06:30 PM
Arsenal supporters who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2019, 14:38:34 PM
are tighter than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2019, 10:53:52 AM
Dave which is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2019, 15:27:15 PM
Because poor pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 15, 2019, 15:59:51 PM
Need all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2019, 16:06:56 PM
Freebies and charity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 16, 2019, 07:25:12 AM
because they always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2019, 08:07:34 AM
Cry the poor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2019, 09:16:57 AM
misunderstood upright citizens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2019, 20:24:05 PM
Who fought for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2019, 09:32:32 AM
well deserved and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2019, 21:35:05 PM
Quality free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 17, 2019, 21:48:03 PM

For the pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2019, 07:10:30 AM
To enjoy whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2019, 07:27:32 AM
Doing their shopping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2019, 09:52:28 AM
In charity shops
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2019, 10:57:27 AM
Looking for cheap
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2019, 20:04:12 PM

Birthday presents for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2019, 09:36:42 AM
his northern mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2019, 08:16:13 AM
Who appreciate finery
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2019, 16:50:41 PM
Of jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 20, 2019, 20:09:48 PM

And tripe washed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2019, 20:35:55 PM
Down with a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 21, 2019, 07:36:54 AM
lovely jug of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2019, 07:52:10 AM
Proper Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2019, 09:10:28 AM
with 80% water
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2019, 09:19:46 AM
Which is incredible
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2019, 10:43:05 AM
But ekes out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2019, 15:50:57 PM
Daves gut which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2019, 09:23:46 AM
poisoned by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2019, 12:21:32 PM
Rancid southern ales
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2019, 13:41:33 PM
Tampered by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2019, 21:48:24 PM
Rancid jellied eel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 23, 2019, 07:22:02 AM
that he found
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2019, 17:23:23 PM
In Jon`s lunchbox
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2019, 10:20:00 AM
Which belonged to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2019, 12:11:35 PM
A small person
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2019, 15:31:13 PM
From Suffolk who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2019, 17:20:20 PM
Drove a tractor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2019, 17:45:51 PM
Into Orwell bridge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2019, 20:21:06 PM
Delaying poor Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2019, 22:11:17 PM

On her journey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2019, 22:55:28 PM
To work for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2019, 11:01:05 AM
And nail appointment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2019, 20:25:44 PM
And a quick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2019, 08:10:48 AM
Rub down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2019, 09:06:48 AM
Deep heat to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2019, 11:39:11 AM
Reach the parts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2019, 12:16:14 PM
That other potions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2019, 12:47:07 PM
Only start to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2019, 07:02:28 AM
Make her itch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2019, 08:36:08 AM
And disrupt her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2019, 10:39:11 AM
Lap dancing career
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2019, 15:00:04 PM
So she decided
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 01, 2019, 16:54:46 PM
To modify her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2019, 09:46:23 AM
Ample bosom to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2019, 11:32:13 AM
Avoid knocking over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 03, 2019, 08:40:27 AM
The Orwell bridge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2019, 14:09:10 PM
Causing major blockages
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2019, 08:15:16 AM
In Dave's backpassage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2019, 08:17:24 AM
Through kesgrave to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2019, 12:51:48 PM
Darkest blackburn where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2019, 16:56:03 PM
Bob`s picket line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 05, 2019, 17:31:25 PM

Is a permanent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2019, 18:19:20 PM
Fixture causing mayhem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 05, 2019, 19:19:44 PM

For the paying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2019, 22:03:35 PM
Customer who suffers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2019, 07:50:44 AM
Delays and cancellations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2019, 08:18:12 AM
On a regular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2019, 20:46:14 PM

Basis by Marxist
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 06, 2019, 23:31:33 PM
Activists causing the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2019, 15:49:16 PM
Country to rebel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 07, 2019, 22:27:18 PM
Against poor Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2019, 09:09:02 AM

Who is oblivious
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2019, 09:49:36 AM
sipping his VAT
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2019, 20:03:58 PM

In Thailand where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2019, 20:46:05 PM
The booze flows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 09, 2019, 09:33:53 AM
Down his Gregory
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2019, 15:51:10 PM
Making him sing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 09, 2019, 23:57:18 PM

Like a ladyboy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2019, 07:51:31 AM
Accompanied by Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 10, 2019, 09:52:10 AM
On bass guitar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 10, 2019, 13:34:23 PM

Singing on Ilkley
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2019, 15:26:54 PM
Moor bar tat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2019, 09:02:57 AM
A northern classic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2019, 13:17:02 PM
Sung by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2019, 19:00:08 PM

Local youths who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2019, 19:05:43 PM
Switch team allegiance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2019, 09:46:24 AM
To Manchester City
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2019, 18:54:54 PM
Then Liverpool before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2019, 20:49:18 PM
Settling on both
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2019, 20:16:34 PM

Teams in Manchester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2019, 20:43:10 PM
And in Liverpool
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2019, 21:56:12 PM
Or Madrid when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2019, 22:51:43 PM
In Spain which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2019, 07:16:26 AM
Jon has known
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 15, 2019, 06:52:48 AM
As his favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2019, 17:09:17 PM
Place to get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2019, 11:22:54 AM
Cheap ale and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2019, 15:43:01 PM
Free crisp and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2019, 09:03:57 AM
Invites Dave along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2019, 09:49:24 AM

With his syrup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2019, 12:47:53 PM
He bought for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2019, 12:57:14 PM
A couple of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2019, 12:58:10 PM
Quid on EBay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2019, 13:00:39 PM
So that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2019, 15:23:14 PM
Had enough money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2019, 16:26:53 PM
For his trips
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2019, 18:36:41 PM

Over the Orwell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2019, 20:07:50 PM
Bridge when open
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2019, 23:15:14 PM
In perfect weather
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2019, 07:42:46 AM
With no wind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2019, 13:54:25 PM
To force its
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2019, 19:19:30 PM
Closure antagonising Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2019, 19:28:10 PM

Who has disappeared
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2019, 21:49:48 PM
Leaving us all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2019, 10:26:39 AM
At a loss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2019, 12:29:46 PM

As to what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2019, 14:34:51 PM
Do with our
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 20, 2019, 17:15:40 PM
time now she     :P
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2019, 19:00:01 PM
Has had Glen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2019, 23:31:55 PM
To keep her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2019, 01:02:13 AM
Occupied with domestic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2019, 06:33:54 AM
And other chores
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 21, 2019, 07:30:34 AM
which makes her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2019, 08:46:18 AM
Forget her forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2019, 09:24:16 AM
And her admirers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2019, 13:48:44 PM
And troll up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2019, 15:01:56 PM
Top who she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2019, 19:07:14 PM
Tried to tame
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2019, 07:46:02 AM
To no avail
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2019, 08:03:52 AM
There is no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2019, 10:17:00 AM
Sense or reason
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2019, 16:04:32 PM
For her to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2019, 07:26:31 AM
Leave us all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2019, 08:18:22 AM
In an  anticipated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2019, 07:02:34 AM
Thought about her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 24, 2019, 09:37:21 AM
Nail appointment or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2019, 07:12:22 AM
Her dog walk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2019, 09:31:30 AM
to the pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2019, 17:02:24 PM
To meet her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2019, 17:06:21 PM
Sugar daddy Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 25, 2019, 21:40:22 PM

For a romp
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 26, 2019, 07:24:48 AM
around the back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2019, 09:28:32 AM
Of the old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2019, 17:21:10 PM
Bramford Road off-licence
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2019, 18:09:55 PM

Where they offer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2019, 19:27:13 PM
Tia Maria for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 01, 2019, 07:32:39 AM
half the price
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2019, 10:06:06 AM
Of Waitrose where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2019, 12:49:54 PM
the free coffees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 02, 2019, 07:53:25 AM
always come with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 02, 2019, 08:41:45 AM

A rich tea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2019, 11:48:55 AM
Which costs an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2019, 07:53:33 AM
Arm and a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2019, 08:39:19 AM
Leg over at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2019, 11:07:47 AM
Dee's new neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2019, 12:00:54 PM
To kick him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2019, 08:11:17 AM
Where it hurts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2019, 12:53:05 PM
And confiscated his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 04, 2019, 15:15:33 PM
Tree felling equipment
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2019, 20:20:22 PM
Frightening her tits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2019, 10:26:07 AM
From visiting her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2019, 16:56:19 PM
Bird table irritating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 05, 2019, 19:43:15 PM
Our Dee who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2019, 21:58:35 PM
Loves nature and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 06, 2019, 07:19:45 AM
watching the birds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2019, 12:12:51 PM
Fouling the car
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2019, 18:33:49 PM

By putting Tottenham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2019, 18:42:29 PM
Stickers in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2019, 19:31:05 PM
window of boring
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2019, 10:36:59 AM
Arsenal cars which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2019, 13:52:09 PM
Are not taxed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 07, 2019, 20:01:14 PM

Or insured to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2019, 23:26:06 PM
Prevent Spurs fans
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 08, 2019, 06:45:10 AM
from taking the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2019, 07:33:27 AM
Wheels off them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 08, 2019, 08:30:51 AM
and selling them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2019, 23:54:18 PM
To diver Kane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 12, 2019, 04:39:51 AM
Who needs banning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 12, 2019, 07:25:08 AM
from the forum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2019, 08:54:25 AM
unlike City cheats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2019, 10:37:17 AM

And dodgy referees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2019, 14:02:36 PM
giving Arsenal penalties
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2019, 17:04:30 PM
Because they feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2019, 17:54:40 PM
Sorry for their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2019, 17:58:40 PM
Pitiful performance which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2019, 18:00:24 PM

Far exceeded Tottenham`s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2019, 18:02:13 PM
Team of divers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2019, 19:43:28 PM
Mimicking City, Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2019, 20:39:40 PM

Ladies team who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2019, 21:43:55 PM
Jon supports when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2019, 22:26:23 PM
They play Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 13, 2019, 07:31:42 AM
on the days
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2019, 09:47:34 AM
he eats robins
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2019, 15:21:48 PM
At Dees neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 13, 2019, 16:28:04 PM
who is a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2019, 16:36:09 PM
Merchant banker who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2019, 18:07:47 PM
Likes to irritate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2019, 18:38:40 PM

Jon`s little princess 👸
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2019, 19:11:00 PM
Which makes him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2019, 19:42:56 PM
Think about removing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2019, 07:01:45 AM
The new neighbours
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 14, 2019, 07:39:15 AM
hedge trimmer and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2019, 08:17:49 AM
Shoving it up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2019, 08:34:40 AM
his Khyber Pass
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2019, 09:49:54 AM
And then Dee`s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 14, 2019, 19:31:42 PM
Bailey bites his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 15, 2019, 07:22:33 AM
big nose that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2019, 07:56:46 AM
Sticks in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 15, 2019, 13:09:25 PM
tender nether regions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2019, 09:51:29 AM
Of poor old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 16, 2019, 12:16:15 PM
Next doors cat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2019, 10:36:43 AM
Who suffers from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2019, 14:25:40 PM
Too many nights
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2019, 19:24:22 PM

Listening to Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 18, 2019, 07:20:39 AM
talking about the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2019, 09:33:49 AM
next celebrity  big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2019, 10:43:20 AM
Brother which she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2019, 14:33:04 PM
Is their biggest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2019, 18:44:40 PM

Fan of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2019, 19:17:26 PM
Biggest yawn shown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2019, 23:15:14 PM
Spurs where on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 19, 2019, 07:16:45 AM
it has finished
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2019, 07:33:55 AM
For good hopefully
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2019, 08:42:16 AM
like Blackburn Rovers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2019, 11:11:02 AM
Who are also
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2019, 12:24:13 PM

A pile of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2019, 14:45:56 PM
Rubbish who deserve
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2019, 18:04:54 PM
Supporters like Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2019, 18:47:07 PM

Who yo-yos between
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2019, 19:38:11 PM
Spurs and Arsenal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2019, 20:16:52 PM
When City lose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2019, 10:45:40 AM
Which is rarely
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2019, 16:46:29 PM
with bent referees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 21, 2019, 07:18:39 AM
who don`t see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2019, 07:37:37 AM
Daves biased observations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2019, 08:19:07 AM
are in denial
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2019, 13:30:23 PM
That rubbish Spurs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2019, 16:11:42 PM
Who are honest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2019, 17:00:20 PM

Of spelling correctly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2019, 18:18:37 PM
When feeling tired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2019, 18:54:51 PM

And discreetly changing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 21, 2019, 19:31:49 PM
Jon`s views on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2019, 23:02:24 PM
Where cockeneeees live
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2019, 06:39:51 AM
As greatly superior
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 22, 2019, 07:18:03 AM
because they always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2019, 07:56:48 AM
Use dodgy bridges
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 22, 2019, 08:13:31 AM
to deter northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2019, 09:04:42 AM
Rapers and pillagers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2019, 09:09:57 AM
And Man City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2019, 09:15:10 AM
Are absolutely awesome
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2019, 09:15:59 AM
At spending money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2019, 09:19:32 AM
From oil barons
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2019, 09:21:14 AM
Breaking UEFA rules
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2019, 09:22:10 AM
By winning everything
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 23, 2019, 09:23:46 AM
By buying it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 25, 2019, 05:34:28 AM
instead of selling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 25, 2019, 07:18:19 AM
The northern cheats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 26, 2019, 06:29:12 AM
loads of stupid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2019, 08:21:31 AM
flat caps and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2019, 10:03:09 AM
Ruling southern softies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 26, 2019, 18:14:24 PM
Saying nasty things
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 27, 2019, 06:42:03 AM
about us Southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2019, 07:07:14 AM
Softies with dodgy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2019, 10:17:07 AM
Yorkshire mates who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2019, 18:40:28 PM

Have dodgy Lancashire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2019, 19:21:11 PM
Mates who always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2019, 21:05:40 PM

Strike rather than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2019, 22:21:25 PM
Transport southerners from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 28, 2019, 06:44:30 AM
the Orwell Bridge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2019, 08:12:56 AM
When it closes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2019, 09:31:25 AM
and creating chaos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2019, 14:55:24 PM
For all those
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2019, 15:09:21 PM
Ipswich folk who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2019, 16:51:11 PM
Have nasty colds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 29, 2019, 06:32:21 AM
and need to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2019, 16:00:46 PM
Have sympathetic friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2019, 18:50:14 PM

Which are hard
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 29, 2019, 19:51:46 PM
Hearted and cruel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2019, 21:26:53 PM
From the south
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2019, 21:42:40 PM
Of Preston where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2019, 22:11:08 PM
Proper folk live
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2019, 07:29:40 AM
Free from any
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 04, 2019, 10:04:30 AM
caring bones in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2019, 14:09:40 PM
Their inbred bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2019, 22:21:06 PM
About southern commuters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 05, 2019, 16:03:10 PM
that have lost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2019, 18:12:23 PM
The will to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2019, 18:22:27 PM

Live up north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2019, 19:28:32 PM
Where flat caps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2019, 08:30:56 AM

Whippet racing and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2019, 11:29:00 AM
dominant women telling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2019, 07:18:22 AM
Poor downtrodden Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 08, 2019, 07:35:38 AM
he should bet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2019, 08:27:32 AM
Jon is under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2019, 11:44:27 AM
The Orwell bridge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2019, 13:28:19 PM
A wannabe cockney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2019, 17:44:40 PM
Built the dodgy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 09, 2019, 13:17:35 PM
M25 ring road
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2019, 13:38:26 PM
Causing more mayhem
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 09, 2019, 19:17:58 PM
Confusing northern travellers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2019, 22:08:15 PM
Who are escaping
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2019, 07:25:47 AM
Bleak Yorkshire life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2019, 17:27:29 PM
To live in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2019, 21:46:29 PM
An Essex paradise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 10, 2019, 22:11:33 PM
With his Princess
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 11, 2019, 16:05:02 PM
and shower her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2019, 19:18:08 PM

With foam burst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2019, 20:21:43 PM
Out of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 13, 2019, 06:50:02 AM
big hose that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 13, 2019, 11:56:51 AM
Is well worn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2019, 13:29:23 PM

And sun burnt 🥵
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2019, 20:40:35 PM
With barnacles causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2019, 08:31:05 AM
A terrible itch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2019, 14:46:52 PM
Like being bitten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2019, 17:27:20 PM

By rabid whippet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2019, 20:36:51 PM
Which he put
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 16, 2019, 06:18:05 AM

Down the pit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2019, 07:14:52 AM
To find his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 16, 2019, 09:35:51 AM

Missing flat cap 🧢
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2019, 14:53:24 PM
And black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 16, 2019, 17:18:31 PM
A northern delicacy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 16, 2019, 22:35:28 PM
Enjoyed by cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2019, 04:46:00 AM

With their breakfast
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 17, 2019, 06:42:43 AM
that they eat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2019, 06:48:31 AM
Like a peasant
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 17, 2019, 06:56:15 AM
because they haven`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2019, 09:29:55 AM
finesse like southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 17, 2019, 14:33:25 PM
Who devour eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2019, 15:57:25 PM
And other gourmet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2019, 20:55:51 PM
Dogs dinners like
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Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2019, 10:34:09 AM
lobster thermidor garnished
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Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2019, 20:48:17 PM

With mushy peas
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Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2019, 21:30:40 PM
Washed down with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2019, 22:46:07 PM
Rubbish flat beer
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Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2019, 08:10:15 AM
From Tetley brewery
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Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2019, 09:30:11 AM

The north`s premier
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Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2019, 13:56:41 PM
Mouthwash that is
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 22, 2019, 07:57:33 AM
Better than London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2019, 10:12:47 AM
water from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 23, 2019, 06:34:25 AM
Thames which tastes
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Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2019, 07:09:11 AM
Like Jon`s favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 24, 2019, 06:44:56 AM
tipple from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2019, 08:47:17 AM
Guiseley Coopers Bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2019, 06:11:04 AM
Which really is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 25, 2019, 06:50:51 AM
scraping the bottom
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2019, 07:36:10 AM
On rough seats
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Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2019, 17:37:53 PM

Which is really
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2019, 11:33:19 AM
Bad for his
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Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2019, 17:21:16 PM

Farmer Giles on
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Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2019, 12:16:47 PM
top of his
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Post by: dee-dee on April 29, 2019, 06:51:29 AM
itchy bum which
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Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2019, 08:56:44 AM
gets bigger by
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Post by: dee-dee on April 30, 2019, 06:49:27 AM
the time he
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Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2019, 08:47:15 AM
finishes his breakfast
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2019, 16:36:09 PM
Quote from: DaveW on April 24, 2019, 08:47:17 AM
Guiseley Coopers Bar

How do you know that?

Finishes his black
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Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2019, 19:26:17 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on May 01, 2019, 16:36:09 PM
Quote from: DaveW on April 24, 2019, 08:47:17 AM
Guiseley Coopers Bar

How do you know that?

Finishes his black

Looked it up on google  :)

Pudding with beetroot
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2019, 19:42:49 PM
Only been in twice  ;D

True northern delicacies
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2019, 19:45:06 PM
That repulse southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2019, 19:56:17 PM
Heathens who don't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2019, 19:56:44 PM
Poison their bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2019, 22:52:51 PM
Just their minds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2019, 23:49:31 PM

With mindless drivel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2019, 06:41:23 AM
from the Northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 02, 2019, 09:05:41 AM
who never consider
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 02, 2019, 18:18:49 PM

Eating whippet pie 🥧
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 03, 2019, 06:49:27 AM
because it tastes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2019, 07:17:17 AM
Like a toilet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2019, 08:32:44 AM

Seat covered in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2019, 17:19:39 PM
Pigeon loft scrapings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2019, 08:52:32 AM
To uneducated Cockeneees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2019, 09:17:23 AM

But in reality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 06, 2019, 10:08:47 AM
They are thick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2019, 13:23:13 PM

As the northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2019, 16:08:42 PM
Deluded fools who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 06, 2019, 17:30:29 PM

Support Blackburn Rovers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2019, 07:45:59 AM
And switch allegiances
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2019, 08:25:04 AM
To the greatest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2019, 15:46:13 PM
Bunch of cheats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 07, 2019, 17:04:39 PM

Outside of White
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2019, 19:45:54 PM
Hart Lane  where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2019, 19:50:22 PM
Spurs get robbed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 07, 2019, 19:56:10 PM
By dodgy refs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2019, 20:56:01 PM
And theatrics by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 08, 2019, 10:30:34 AM
Most Spurs players
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Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2019, 12:17:00 PM

Pushing over players
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Post by: DaveW on May 08, 2019, 14:59:45 PM
Assisting their thespian
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2019, 06:21:13 AM
Dives and acting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2019, 08:15:06 AM

Like a fairy 🧚‍♀️
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Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2019, 09:17:14 AM
after a night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2019, 09:55:11 AM
Out with Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 12, 2019, 05:47:31 AM
in Caleta where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 12, 2019, 06:40:50 AM
The gay scene
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2019, 10:01:38 AM

Is rife on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2019, 14:18:11 PM
The Bradford flight
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Post by: Baldy on May 12, 2019, 14:22:53 PM

To Gran Canaria
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 12, 2019, 14:24:13 PM
Swigging back scotch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 13, 2019, 14:52:56 PM
To numb the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2019, 18:12:29 PM

Pain of being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2019, 20:23:32 PM
Sore around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2019, 20:44:25 PM

Starfish after being
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 14, 2019, 07:43:27 AM
Speared by a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2019, 08:37:43 AM
Bent cockeneeeeee who
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Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2019, 10:47:55 AM

Was fishing for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2019, 15:08:46 PM
Compliments from Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2019, 18:12:38 PM

Who was on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 14, 2019, 20:26:46 PM
Strike disrupting the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 14, 2019, 22:17:40 PM
The Brexit negotiations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2019, 06:38:17 AM

And supping vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 15, 2019, 07:17:52 AM
And cheap cider
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2019, 07:31:03 AM
While planning his
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Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2019, 12:12:17 PM

Next escape away
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2019, 13:58:28 PM
To exotic places
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Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2019, 15:20:56 PM

Like Preston, Burnley
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2019, 18:20:33 PM
And leafy Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2019, 18:24:17 PM
Where the cream
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2019, 08:13:56 AM
Has moved north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2019, 14:04:07 PM
Into neighbouring Norfolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 19, 2019, 14:12:13 PM

Where the locals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 19, 2019, 17:43:18 PM
Laugh at northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 20, 2019, 07:27:01 AM
Supremacy and whinge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2019, 09:58:02 AM
About the cheats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2019, 18:09:12 PM

At Spurs where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 20, 2019, 21:17:20 PM
City`s blatant handball
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 21, 2019, 08:39:30 AM
Made Dave rant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2019, 13:04:11 PM

Until he became
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 21, 2019, 22:20:48 PM
Obsessed with ref's
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 22, 2019, 07:15:46 AM
balls which always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 22, 2019, 10:14:06 AM
Caught Daves eye
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2019, 15:33:58 PM
When the experts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2019, 19:13:48 PM

Couldn`t see them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 23, 2019, 07:23:19 AM
because they were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2019, 09:13:46 AM
counting the bribes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 23, 2019, 18:50:51 PM
for spurs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2019, 20:58:44 PM

Reach the champions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2019, 21:50:24 PM
League final where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 24, 2019, 07:11:27 AM
everyone drops their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 24, 2019, 09:51:20 AM
eyes in disbelief
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 26, 2019, 08:15:03 AM
at the price
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2019, 08:35:50 AM

Of bagels in
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Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2019, 13:22:43 PM
Petticoat Lane where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2019, 07:17:18 AM
Dave frequently plays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2019, 17:22:45 PM

The piano with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2019, 20:13:52 PM
His feet and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 28, 2019, 21:31:31 PM
Chas and Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2019, 09:07:24 AM
greatest hits playing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 30, 2019, 06:38:20 AM
in the background
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2019, 12:07:10 PM
And Jon on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 30, 2019, 16:09:11 PM

The skiffle board
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 31, 2019, 06:46:06 AM
unable to see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2019, 11:22:15 AM
through his dark
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2019, 08:35:07 AM
Glasses which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2019, 09:01:30 AM
bought from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 03, 2019, 09:48:21 AM
Looky looky man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 03, 2019, 14:44:49 PM

On the beach 🏝
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2019, 16:25:54 PM
Sunning his finely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2019, 08:19:15 AM
Toned body with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2019, 10:49:58 AM
The Essex girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2019, 13:53:29 PM
Swooning at his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2019, 16:16:19 PM
Massive wallet and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2019, 19:51:46 PM

Fake Rolex watches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2019, 22:11:25 PM
That Paul  sells
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2019, 23:51:07 PM
From his scooter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 05, 2019, 03:08:26 AM

Club in Caleta 🛵🛵
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2019, 10:01:18 AM
To boost mobility
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2019, 10:19:22 AM
especially after downing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 05, 2019, 14:48:07 PM

San Miguel`s by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 05, 2019, 20:31:32 PM
Singing at Gala
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2019, 06:05:53 AM
Bingo where Dee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 06, 2019, 06:49:57 AM
tries to win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2019, 07:34:31 AM
A cuddly toy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2019, 20:09:58 PM
To hide her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2019, 20:24:23 PM
Modesty whilst on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 07, 2019, 06:49:20 AM
holiday in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2019, 07:49:36 AM
and dunes with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2019, 15:05:33 PM
The Corralejo swingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2019, 09:21:59 AM
Who frolic with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2019, 10:45:38 AM
unbounding energy and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2019, 10:50:52 AM
 abundant stamina which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2019, 12:45:57 PM
Was well appreciated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2019, 20:07:11 PM
By dee who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 09, 2019, 08:00:58 AM
likes to watch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2019, 09:53:52 AM
In a mirror
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2019, 13:43:01 PM

Whilst dancing to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2019, 13:53:50 PM
Jon singing karaoke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2019, 19:12:15 PM

On Ilkley moor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2019, 07:21:11 AM
While playing spoons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2019, 13:09:26 PM

In the kitchen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2019, 18:54:26 PM
Knocking up a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 12, 2019, 07:11:10 AM
yorkshire pudding mix
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2019, 14:40:06 PM
For his special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2019, 15:14:16 PM

Ferret that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2019, 15:39:48 PM
Named after Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2019, 19:03:27 PM
Silva after his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2019, 22:23:02 PM
Midfield superstar scored
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2019, 07:13:56 AM
With a blonde
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 14, 2019, 15:40:34 PM
In the dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2019, 15:48:06 PM
And filmed by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2019, 22:26:49 PM
Jon on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2019, 09:19:47 AM
Camcorder to broadcast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 16, 2019, 11:00:00 AM

To all Yarkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2019, 18:00:15 PM
Where they enjoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 17, 2019, 18:34:12 PM

A good chuckle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2019, 07:39:48 AM
And weak ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2019, 14:39:42 PM
Imported from Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2019, 16:37:08 PM
Specially for Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2019, 18:41:34 PM

Pallets that are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2019, 20:29:14 PM
The most discerning
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 18, 2019, 21:32:21 PM
For weak beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 19, 2019, 05:10:59 AM

And cheap food
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2019, 07:43:07 AM
Like black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 19, 2019, 15:37:32 PM
A national delicacy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 19, 2019, 16:32:33 PM
which tastes like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2019, 09:10:02 AM
Jon's shorts after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2019, 18:23:59 PM

A vindaloo curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2019, 20:22:17 PM
With extra chillies 🌶
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2019, 22:27:39 PM
For proper men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 21, 2019, 07:13:29 AM
who can`t handle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2019, 09:45:22 AM
number two southern beer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2019, 16:58:42 PM
And no style
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 22, 2019, 08:46:22 AM
because they wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2019, 10:11:12 AM
drainpipe trousers and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2019, 12:40:06 PM

Flat cap 🧢 with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 22, 2019, 20:23:22 PM
Hush puppies and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2019, 15:46:30 PM

Talk in a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 23, 2019, 20:37:51 PM
A posh way
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 23, 2019, 20:42:44 PM
When chatting up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 23, 2019, 20:48:36 PM

Essex chicks in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 24, 2019, 06:42:17 AM
Freeport Braintree which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2019, 08:57:49 AM
is full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 24, 2019, 09:03:04 AM
cheap and nasty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2019, 17:36:13 PM
brain dead cockeneeees (ftp://brain%20dead%20cockeneeees)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2019, 19:19:14 PM
Produce from Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 25, 2019, 07:14:13 AM
where they always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2019, 11:43:13 AM
Like to show
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2019, 14:37:32 PM
their prize carrots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2019, 18:20:17 PM

And huge melons 🍉
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2019, 18:57:49 PM
Which impress the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2019, 21:11:23 PM
Essex chicks who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 25, 2019, 21:28:19 PM
Are under endowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2019, 22:18:13 PM
And slightly deranged
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2019, 07:08:21 AM
Insulting northern idiots
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 26, 2019, 07:15:01 AM
with words like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2019, 13:04:49 PM
We love northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2019, 20:23:37 PM
Lack of knowledge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2019, 21:09:10 PM
About jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2019, 06:53:49 AM
And fine cuisine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 27, 2019, 07:15:25 AM
because all they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2019, 09:23:46 AM
eat is junk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 27, 2019, 12:21:01 PM

Food like tripe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2019, 14:14:06 PM
Which is nutritious
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2019, 17:00:48 PM
But causes vomiting 🤮
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2019, 22:14:03 PM
To soft southerners
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Post by: dee-dee on June 29, 2019, 07:26:27 AM
because they left
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Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2019, 14:23:44 PM
The rubbish food
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Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2019, 07:15:49 AM
strewn all over
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2019, 09:22:11 AM
Glastonbury where they
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 01, 2019, 09:52:14 AM
Think it's cool
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Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2019, 16:00:33 PM
To love Corbyn
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2019, 16:04:34 PM
And smoke dodgy
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Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2019, 19:16:07 PM
Baccy while spending
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Post by: dee-dee on July 02, 2019, 06:40:06 AM
a penny in
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Post by: DaveW on July 02, 2019, 06:54:54 AM
Someone`s hat which
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 02, 2019, 22:45:02 PM
Was left on
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Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2019, 07:05:57 AM
the park bench
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Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2019, 09:07:21 AM
near the duck
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2019, 09:55:55 AM
Pond where the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2019, 08:50:54 AM
local pigeon fanciers
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2019, 22:44:38 PM
From Ipswich find
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2019, 21:12:48 PM
Yorkshire birds chewy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 07, 2019, 07:00:06 AM
leftovers that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2019, 09:24:52 AM
Give to pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 07, 2019, 12:35:55 PM

In Waitrose on
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Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2019, 14:49:11 PM
Mobility scooters running
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2019, 12:37:38 PM
Amok in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2019, 14:39:06 PM
Frozen food aisle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 09, 2019, 07:29:01 AM
which always feels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2019, 10:11:17 AM
Like you should
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2019, 14:12:06 PM
wear more clothes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2019, 14:48:07 PM
Because Dee gets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2019, 18:32:29 PM
A cold easily
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2019, 19:34:42 PM
Unlike us men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2019, 21:49:52 PM
Who don`t succumb
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 10, 2019, 07:42:03 AM
to amorous advances
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2019, 09:25:35 AM
from randy northern
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 11, 2019, 07:13:24 AM
blokes like Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2019, 07:23:49 AM
After a couple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 11, 2019, 22:36:35 PM
Of Tadcasters finest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 12, 2019, 07:28:49 AM
which makes him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 12, 2019, 19:16:09 PM

Visit the toilet 🚾
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2019, 15:26:34 PM
With the Bombay`s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2019, 22:23:55 PM

Trots after eating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 14, 2019, 11:41:25 AM
Some jellied eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 14, 2019, 16:10:02 PM
A delicacy appreciated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2019, 18:15:35 PM

By pensioners from
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Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2019, 07:05:00 AM
Bradford and Preston
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2019, 15:53:26 PM
Who prefer tripe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2019, 16:53:59 PM
Teams like City
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2019, 09:28:02 AM
The premiership champions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2019, 12:43:30 PM

In junior subuteo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2019, 14:08:16 PM
Where Gareth signs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 16, 2019, 15:21:08 PM
all the hunky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2019, 20:00:37 PM
Left back from
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 17, 2019, 06:09:15 AM
Some obscure country
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2019, 07:49:40 AM
With dodgy Euros
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 18, 2019, 07:25:27 AM
that he got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2019, 07:39:36 AM
Selling his old
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2019, 22:20:13 PM
Mother to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 20, 2019, 08:34:12 AM
looky looky man
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2019, 09:23:24 AM
In Corralejo where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2019, 12:34:46 PM
Dee buys her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2019, 18:52:51 PM
Fake Rolex and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2019, 08:59:28 AM
Gucci  white stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 23, 2019, 07:36:36 AM
for a very
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 23, 2019, 07:56:13 AM
Special occasion with
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Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2019, 15:58:27 PM
Jon in the
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2019, 16:42:44 PM
Sand dunes where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2019, 17:49:13 PM
Sand gets into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2019, 21:10:53 PM
Her boob job
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 25, 2019, 07:32:50 AM
which had cost
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2019, 09:14:06 AM
£50 per ounce
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2019, 13:42:30 PM
Of silicone to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2019, 15:25:16 PM
To greatly enhance
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2019, 09:02:27 AM
Her ample bosum
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Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2019, 14:39:10 PM
And helps her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 28, 2019, 19:55:14 PM

To attract the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2019, 07:01:37 AM
Frisky Yorkshire lads
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2019, 07:22:06 AM
that only have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2019, 10:44:17 AM
Very very small
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2019, 14:08:50 PM
Respect for Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 30, 2019, 17:04:06 PM

And Lancastrians from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 30, 2019, 21:26:10 PM
Blackburn who are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 31, 2019, 07:27:07 AM
always dreaming of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2019, 17:09:24 PM
Free lunch and
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Post by: Baldy on July 31, 2019, 18:30:29 PM

Beer without working
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 31, 2019, 22:04:13 PM
Before his numerous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2019, 07:16:39 AM
Freebies and holidays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2019, 22:03:52 PM
To weird and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 02, 2019, 07:18:07 AM
wonderful places like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2019, 08:05:58 AM
Deepest darkest Peru
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 05, 2019, 08:56:57 AM
looking for Paddington
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 05, 2019, 21:57:15 PM
And his marmalade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2019, 22:46:14 PM
To spread over
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 06, 2019, 07:24:49 AM
buttered crumpets with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2019, 08:17:25 AM
Beetroot and the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2019, 08:21:50 AM
garlic paste from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2019, 08:27:57 AM
Daves false teeth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2019, 08:29:28 AM
which he obtained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2019, 08:30:51 AM
from the NHS
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2019, 08:32:32 AM
Christmas raffle along
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2019, 08:33:21 AM
with his zimmer
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Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2019, 08:34:00 AM
with go faster
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2019, 08:35:29 AM
stripes on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2019, 08:37:23 AM
sides to hide
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2019, 08:38:17 AM
the dents where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2019, 08:41:56 AM
people cross his
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Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2019, 08:51:52 AM
path and get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2019, 13:19:47 PM
Him very angry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2019, 17:47:06 PM
Causing zimmer rage
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Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2019, 18:07:39 PM

In darkest Norfolk
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2019, 18:16:00 PM
Where he frequents
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Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2019, 18:53:32 PM
Some dubious places
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 06, 2019, 21:49:22 PM
To indulge his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2019, 22:45:39 PM
Weird passion for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2019, 10:07:29 AM
Tubbys jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2019, 14:50:21 PM
And Cromer crabs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 08, 2019, 16:02:01 PM
that you eat
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2019, 20:44:59 PM
While enjoying wonderful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2019, 07:57:26 AM
 Northern beer which
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Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2019, 07:58:12 AM
Addles the brain
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2019, 08:01:22 AM
Of lesser mortals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2019, 08:03:24 AM
From northern parts
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2019, 08:04:56 AM
Of leafy Kent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2019, 08:06:25 AM
Where stowaways congregate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2019, 08:09:56 AM
In Paul's garden
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2019, 16:09:00 PM
Eating his homegrown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2019, 07:39:30 AM
Cucumbers which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2019, 09:01:45 AM
was entering in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2019, 11:00:27 AM
The Maidstone festival
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2019, 12:31:44 PM
To see if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2019, 14:26:11 PM
His green fingers
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Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2019, 17:21:07 PM
Would win him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2019, 18:22:07 PM

The Percy Thrower
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2019, 22:06:58 PM
Life time achievement
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2019, 18:24:06 PM
Of vegetable growing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2019, 18:45:06 PM
In gooner manure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2019, 19:16:19 PM

Being shined upon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2019, 20:44:48 PM
His massive garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 13, 2019, 21:51:11 PM

And marrows grow
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2019, 22:14:35 PM
As big as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2019, 11:24:21 AM
Jon's pride after
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 14, 2019, 15:04:11 PM
managing to withstand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2019, 19:04:46 PM

A good romp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2019, 06:38:41 AM
In Daves greenhouse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2019, 12:17:55 PM
Destroying his tomato
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2019, 12:43:31 PM
Plants with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 17, 2019, 07:24:46 AM
arms flapping around
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2019, 07:30:06 AM
Like a demented
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2019, 15:29:24 PM
City supporter on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2019, 23:59:03 PM
Tubbys jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2019, 16:35:10 PM

And London Pride
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2019, 20:45:39 PM
Enabling bowel movements
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 19, 2019, 07:11:05 AM
that look like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2019, 07:52:23 AM
Bradford on a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2019, 09:16:12 AM
Proper Indian curry
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 19, 2019, 17:42:59 PM
Containing pedigree labradoodle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 19, 2019, 17:57:27 PM
And other dog
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2019, 07:57:29 AM
Breeds caught wandering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 20, 2019, 08:36:33 AM
The cobbled streets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 21, 2019, 06:29:45 AM
of somewhere up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2019, 07:59:49 AM
By Jon`s mansion
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 22, 2019, 07:14:54 AM
which has ten
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 22, 2019, 11:37:34 AM
bars and one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2019, 12:11:00 PM
Gym to keep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 23, 2019, 07:29:34 AM
his right arm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2019, 08:09:41 AM
in tip top
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 23, 2019, 08:18:31 AM
Lifting condition when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 24, 2019, 07:56:11 AM
he arrives in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 24, 2019, 11:15:55 AM
A London pub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2019, 08:12:52 AM
And generous nature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 27, 2019, 08:07:32 AM
Double red card for 2 posts ;D ;D

Buys all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 27, 2019, 21:01:58 PM
drinks for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2019, 08:01:46 AM
Someone removed a post

Favourite Spurs supporter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 28, 2019, 08:38:57 AM
Come on who removed a post ;D

And syrup fanatic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2019, 12:38:50 PM
Paul who tore
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 28, 2019, 16:13:29 PM
up the tickets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2019, 06:21:51 AM
To Sri Lanka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2019, 19:05:11 PM

After Dave had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 29, 2019, 22:17:03 PM
Pawned them for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 30, 2019, 07:32:38 AM
some pot plants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2019, 07:33:19 AM
For his greenhouse
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2019, 12:36:33 PM
Now fully anchored
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2019, 12:44:06 PM

In the river
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2019, 15:41:02 PM
Wensum where Norwich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 31, 2019, 08:32:40 AM
is very close
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2019, 09:38:50 AM
To the slums
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 31, 2019, 22:39:46 PM
Of Yorkshire settlers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2019, 07:07:34 AM
Who support Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2019, 08:39:50 AM

Beating Spurs today
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2019, 08:40:38 AM
With Dave blaming
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2019, 10:39:55 AM
The library atmosphere
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2019, 14:22:41 PM

And referee who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2019, 15:38:12 PM
Haven`t a clue
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 01, 2019, 17:24:54 PM
where they are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2019, 19:22:56 PM
Going to spend
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2019, 20:44:31 PM
Daves pension money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 01, 2019, 20:58:31 PM
Buying tv licences
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 02, 2019, 17:37:40 PM
Because the Tories
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 03, 2019, 07:15:44 AM
cant`t organise a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2019, 08:10:03 AM
Freebie for pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2019, 15:10:58 PM
So poor dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2019, 18:02:30 PM

Had to sell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 03, 2019, 20:17:09 PM
His body to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2019, 21:46:49 PM
Medical science to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2019, 01:51:24 AM
Investigate his marvellous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2019, 06:49:33 AM

Bonce where nothing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 04, 2019, 07:25:10 AM
seems to stick
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2019, 12:12:46 PM
Due to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2019, 19:02:12 PM
Shiney glaced bonce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 05, 2019, 23:35:07 PM
that glows in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2019, 05:38:58 AM
The moonlight making
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 06, 2019, 07:30:37 AM
him look much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 06, 2019, 07:40:07 AM
Like uncle Fester
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2019, 19:46:33 PM
But not as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 09, 2019, 08:52:26 AM
Good looking because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2019, 13:27:54 PM
Hes really one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 09, 2019, 15:25:23 PM
Of the muppets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2019, 18:16:10 PM

That support labour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2019, 06:43:12 AM
Who've got no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2019, 07:00:09 AM
Shame or ideas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2019, 13:14:23 PM
On what to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2019, 18:28:50 PM

Wear when Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 13, 2019, 01:40:33 AM
Tells em straight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2019, 06:28:29 AM

About meeting fellow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2019, 15:54:49 PM
Black pudding fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2019, 15:56:34 PM
In the morning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2019, 15:30:13 PM

During their biannual
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Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2019, 17:55:01 PM
Pie eating contest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2019, 20:44:32 PM

At Jons golf
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2019, 21:07:43 PM
Course club house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2019, 08:35:18 AM

Where he and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 19, 2019, 23:14:38 PM
Dee had a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2019, 08:46:28 AM

Few drinks behind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 23, 2019, 21:48:13 PM
The bike shed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 23, 2019, 23:28:16 PM

Where Jon got
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2019, 07:29:06 AM
Steve`s joke book
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 24, 2019, 10:05:39 AM

And used every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 24, 2019, 15:39:05 PM
Time he feels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 25, 2019, 07:15:26 AM
the need to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 25, 2019, 11:38:58 AM
Take his mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2019, 17:05:07 PM

Off of romping
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 26, 2019, 07:14:07 AM
where he shouldn`t
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2019, 17:34:08 PM
Flash his credentials
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 27, 2019, 07:09:18 AM
because they resemble
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 27, 2019, 07:10:22 AM
A button mushroom
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 27, 2019, 18:10:34 PM

That is well
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2019, 04:24:37 AM
Ravaged by excessive
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 28, 2019, 07:17:21 AM
drinking on the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2019, 13:21:39 PM
Dunes while he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 30, 2019, 07:17:39 AM
tried to save
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2019, 09:00:29 AM
Bob some money
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 30, 2019, 13:39:03 PM
To pay for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 30, 2019, 13:50:19 PM

His globetrotting ways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2019, 15:08:23 PM
And heavy drinking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2019, 17:38:12 PM
In sober October
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2019, 18:42:28 PM
He really struggles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2019, 07:29:18 AM
To cut out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2019, 07:56:02 AM
The rancid vodkas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2019, 18:00:32 PM
And cheap ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2019, 20:33:57 PM
He drinks by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 03, 2019, 07:07:01 AM
An intravenous drip
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2019, 11:26:55 AM
but to no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2019, 14:35:09 PM
Ones surprise he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 06, 2019, 08:57:13 AM
Throws up all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2019, 14:09:10 PM
Over Dee`s Bailey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2019, 14:55:14 PM

Who instantly fell
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2019, 20:12:47 PM
Over the empty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 07, 2019, 07:20:04 AM
cat litter tray
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2019, 18:02:52 PM
And banged his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2019, 19:27:58 PM
Sore head on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 09, 2019, 07:12:23 AM
the shelf above
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2019, 09:36:55 AM
the self service
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 09, 2019, 10:53:50 AM

Beer counter in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 10, 2019, 07:13:03 AM
the hotel where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2019, 10:59:41 AM
Jon secretly woo,s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 12, 2019, 21:06:54 PM
Anything with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2019, 10:08:51 AM
Pair of white
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 13, 2019, 16:08:46 PM
generously silicon enhanced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2019, 08:27:43 AM
Boobs which he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 14, 2019, 09:06:15 AM
nestles his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2019, 10:24:42 AM
In the cleavage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 15, 2019, 16:26:51 PM
while balancing his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 17, 2019, 07:28:31 AM
pint of beer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2019, 09:37:02 AM
and his black
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2019, 05:10:35 AM
King Dong aid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2019, 06:52:31 AM
Gifted from his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 18, 2019, 17:14:47 PM
Ann Summers agent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2019, 20:50:03 PM
As top customer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 19, 2019, 06:56:12 AM
of the month
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2019, 14:18:54 PM
For the twelfth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 21, 2019, 07:28:36 AM
month running which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 21, 2019, 19:16:11 PM
Saw their profits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 22, 2019, 07:22:09 AM
rise above the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2019, 09:46:09 AM
Expected level causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2019, 16:18:12 PM
The West Ham
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 22, 2019, 16:42:18 PM
Team to become
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 22, 2019, 19:23:39 PM
Paid from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 25, 2019, 06:55:12 AM
profits which were
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 26, 2019, 11:59:39 AM
enormous due to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2019, 07:57:30 AM
Bob buying the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 28, 2019, 07:19:46 AM
first round which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 28, 2019, 08:12:27 AM
Is extremely rare
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2019, 20:48:27 PM
But norm for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2019, 23:19:17 PM
For bloated plutocrats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2019, 19:47:03 PM
Who travel the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 31, 2019, 16:20:38 PM
most to exotic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2019, 20:30:46 PM
Millionaire playgrounds that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2019, 20:57:23 PM
Sell cheap vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2019, 21:21:30 PM
To the punters
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 01, 2019, 16:24:38 PM
in order to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 02, 2019, 14:40:59 PM
loosen their tongues
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2019, 10:12:12 AM
About strike actions
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 04, 2019, 09:30:17 AM
and life after
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2019, 12:09:53 PM

Not working for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 06, 2019, 07:20:53 AM
the majority of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2019, 09:13:37 AM
his travel packed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2019, 10:49:28 AM
Adventures across the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2019, 20:47:05 PM
far corners of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 08, 2019, 07:27:53 AM
the world where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2019, 12:08:20 PM
He causes havoc
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2019, 19:08:25 PM

With the local
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2019, 22:31:26 PM
marxist mates from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2019, 21:16:24 PM
From Reykjavik  where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2019, 07:32:40 AM

Bob is hiding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 11, 2019, 08:35:06 AM
To avoid buying
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 11, 2019, 09:15:30 AM
jon his favourite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 12, 2019, 08:31:49 AM
Pint of beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 12, 2019, 20:06:44 PM
For the first
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 12, 2019, 20:16:29 PM
Time since he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 13, 2019, 07:19:47 AM
left the forum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 13, 2019, 09:29:41 AM
wondering where he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 13, 2019, 20:45:06 PM
Fancied annoying the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2019, 09:45:06 AM
Kind southern folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 15, 2019, 16:18:04 PM
that always welcome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 15, 2019, 18:29:35 PM

Northern migrants to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 15, 2019, 21:21:15 PM
Enjoy our hospitality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 16, 2019, 11:20:01 AM
At inflated prices
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2019, 20:15:19 PM
In railway buffets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2019, 08:56:00 AM
Where Dave and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 18, 2019, 08:57:29 AM
His forgetfulness cause
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2019, 09:01:35 AM
Laughter with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 18, 2019, 09:31:08 AM
gullible northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2019, 15:09:42 PM
Who are knowledgeable
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 21, 2019, 17:25:10 PM
In dodging buying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2019, 05:44:12 AM
Inflated southern beers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 23, 2019, 09:03:43 AM
because their cards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2019, 14:59:33 PM
Have been marked
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2019, 15:21:28 PM
Can do better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 26, 2019, 07:27:11 AM
but the VAR
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2019, 09:52:16 AM
Highlighted the cheating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2019, 15:43:07 PM
Of fraudulent cockeneeees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2019, 16:28:52 PM
Who have no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 26, 2019, 20:38:24 PM

Gravy on chips 🍟
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2019, 09:23:45 AM
or mangy whippets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 27, 2019, 15:38:33 PM
or black pudding
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2019, 19:53:05 PM
with beetroot to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 28, 2019, 15:49:38 PM
put on his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2019, 16:42:26 PM
Nether regions which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 29, 2019, 17:26:08 PM
helps with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 03, 2019, 19:42:03 PM

High pitch voice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 04, 2019, 10:59:14 AM
That cockenees have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 04, 2019, 11:09:24 AM
Perfected with practice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 04, 2019, 17:38:33 PM
whilst watching the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 04, 2019, 19:27:23 PM

Whippet racing in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 06, 2019, 07:32:36 AM
the town of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2019, 13:30:23 PM
Ipswich where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2019, 14:58:12 PM

Carrot crunchers reside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2019, 17:21:16 PM
Driving their tractors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 07, 2019, 18:31:04 PM

Up north to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 08, 2019, 06:05:51 AM
see if they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2019, 14:05:58 PM
Get any hospitality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2019, 19:28:31 PM

In Jon`s bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 09, 2019, 19:20:37 PM
Full of wealthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2019, 14:14:19 PM
Striking rail workers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 10, 2019, 17:27:54 PM
that never work
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2019, 21:26:05 PM
To enable travel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2019, 22:02:53 PM
From leafy suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 11, 2019, 07:25:17 AM
up North to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2019, 09:10:19 AM
see the peasants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2019, 11:22:32 AM
From north London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2019, 13:56:49 PM
Teaching the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2019, 21:28:27 PM

How to drive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2019, 00:01:44 AM
To Munich to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 12, 2019, 09:16:26 AM
get proper beer
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 12, 2019, 17:07:54 PM
that tastes like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 14, 2019, 08:34:50 AM

Hops and barley
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2019, 16:21:56 PM
Brewed by Angela
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 15, 2019, 19:05:35 PM
Rippon from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2019, 19:58:53 PM

Television studio in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 18, 2019, 15:16:53 PM
North London where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 20, 2019, 04:35:43 AM
Some poo programmes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2019, 09:33:58 AM
with Yorkshire actors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2019, 19:32:45 PM

Are cobbled together
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 21, 2019, 07:02:14 AM
add a mix
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2019, 08:01:59 AM

Of daft accents
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 22, 2019, 20:56:12 PM
And mean attitudes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 23, 2019, 07:35:57 AM
of all the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2019, 11:17:41 AM
Whinging beaten Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2019, 12:43:36 PM

Supporters who bemoan
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2019, 14:42:25 PM
their useless players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 23, 2019, 17:45:41 PM
Demanding big signings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 23, 2019, 19:28:37 PM
To avoid relegation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 23, 2019, 20:21:23 PM

By a whisker
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2019, 08:12:33 AM
to the relief
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2019, 08:49:51 AM
Of Waitrose Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 24, 2019, 18:22:27 PM

And his free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2019, 23:44:13 PM
Buy one get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2019, 07:01:03 AM
One coffee free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 25, 2019, 11:39:07 AM

On pensioners day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2019, 16:19:23 PM
When Dave goes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 25, 2019, 17:12:45 PM

And queues up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 26, 2019, 08:03:26 AM
on Boxing Day
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 27, 2019, 20:35:31 PM

To receive his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 28, 2019, 07:40:13 AM
free edition of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2019, 14:21:27 PM
The war cry
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2019, 12:35:36 PM

Which makes Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 29, 2019, 13:52:27 PM
donate his winter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 30, 2019, 08:52:28 AM
left overs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2019, 09:41:24 AM

Underprivileged northern folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2019, 09:53:13 AM
to knock up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2019, 16:39:20 PM
A gourmet delight
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2019, 18:53:44 PM
Of jugged hare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2019, 19:06:11 PM

And whippet tail
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 31, 2019, 08:51:52 AM
mixed together with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2019, 09:30:58 AM
fresh beetroot and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 02, 2020, 07:33:48 AM
a jar of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 04, 2020, 14:41:18 PM
Tubby`s jelled eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 05, 2020, 08:01:37 AM

Washed down with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2020, 06:51:40 AM
An Argentinian Malbec
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 06, 2020, 07:31:52 AM
which he found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2020, 09:13:24 AM

In Bobs cellar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 06, 2020, 20:52:09 PM
Under his mansion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2020, 22:29:22 PM

Where his servants
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 07, 2020, 07:27:37 AM
were not allowed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2020, 08:59:16 AM

Near his vodka
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 07, 2020, 18:25:56 PM
because it tasted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2020, 14:36:05 PM
like it had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2020, 19:29:20 PM

Gone completely stale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2020, 19:56:55 PM
Looking like a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 09, 2020, 06:56:48 AM
glass of mouldy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2020, 10:54:53 AM
Weak Yorkshire ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 10, 2020, 07:21:49 AM
that resembles a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 10, 2020, 08:40:53 AM

Whippets drinking bowl
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2020, 08:30:54 AM
although some people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 12, 2020, 19:56:00 PM
It`s high class
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 14, 2020, 07:09:08 AM
if you live
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2020, 12:22:19 PM
Rainy old Bradford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 16, 2020, 07:11:01 AM
where they always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2020, 14:15:44 PM

Sup manky ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2020, 23:32:21 PM
Imported from southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2020, 13:15:43 PM

Who won`t drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2020, 10:37:04 AM
Proper northern ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2020, 10:50:06 AM

Because it`s not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 20, 2020, 10:06:33 AM
for real men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 22, 2020, 16:20:23 PM
they would rather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 22, 2020, 21:09:25 PM

Drink a lemonade
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2020, 09:21:50 AM
with a cocktail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2020, 08:08:15 AM

With a poncy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 25, 2020, 08:58:50 AM
big flowery umbrella
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2020, 13:56:15 PM
with a slimline
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2020, 19:38:53 PM
Tonic because they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2020, 16:19:36 PM
worship their bodies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2020, 19:52:28 PM
But fail to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2020, 21:04:38 PM
Control themselves when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2020, 23:19:32 PM
Jellied eels are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 31, 2020, 09:21:58 AM
on discount at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 31, 2020, 19:15:54 PM

Waitrose where Dave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 02, 2020, 17:57:33 PM
likes to visit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2020, 19:15:30 PM

On pensioners discount
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 02, 2020, 20:14:40 PM
For well deserved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 04, 2020, 07:20:10 AM
chances to buy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2020, 18:21:55 PM

A new wig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 05, 2020, 10:31:39 AM
To replace his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 05, 2020, 15:07:59 PM

Old cleaning cloth
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 07, 2020, 06:04:58 AM
that he uses
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2020, 08:32:56 AM

To clean his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2020, 16:35:28 PM
Golf clubs and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 08, 2020, 07:45:14 AM
wipe his sweaty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2020, 13:46:32 PM
balls so that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 09, 2020, 19:22:26 PM

He is able
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 10, 2020, 09:39:32 AM
maximise his length
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2020, 13:11:02 PM

Of time inside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2020, 18:36:40 PM
The club house
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2020, 19:51:14 PM

Drinking earl grey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2020, 20:32:00 PM
And king prawn
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 12, 2020, 07:25:25 AM
sandwiches with plenty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2020, 09:52:31 AM
tabasco to liven
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 12, 2020, 11:05:06 AM
Up his little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 12, 2020, 17:19:31 PM
Snack between holes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 13, 2020, 07:32:46 AM
and keep him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2020, 09:49:53 AM
well upholstered and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2020, 12:08:58 PM

Ready for relegation
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 15, 2020, 13:44:38 PM
From the elite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 16, 2020, 06:43:27 AM
if Storm Dennis
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2020, 08:32:00 AM

Continues to reek
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 17, 2020, 07:19:05 AM
havoc with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2020, 19:20:54 PM

Orwell bridge in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 18, 2020, 15:45:10 PM
Ipswich as they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2020, 09:21:20 AM
abandon the northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2020, 17:21:14 PM
Road to Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 19, 2020, 17:51:44 PM
where the ladies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2020, 17:56:02 PM
Wear white stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2020, 09:09:12 AM
and dance around
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 21, 2020, 16:42:36 PM
their handbags whilst
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 22, 2020, 10:30:41 AM
supping a large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2020, 11:56:55 AM

Tia Maria with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2020, 13:24:13 PM
Out touching the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 25, 2020, 07:25:34 AM
side of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2020, 08:23:07 AM
Throat before tackling
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 26, 2020, 17:16:52 PM
a big juicy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2020, 09:54:55 AM
Bowl of eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 28, 2020, 15:57:33 PM
which made him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2020, 19:13:59 PM

A honoury cockenee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2020, 21:59:24 PM
Which felt like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 29, 2020, 12:12:41 PM

A step up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 29, 2020, 12:34:24 PM
In his standing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 01, 2020, 20:52:29 PM

Behind the bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 03, 2020, 07:12:30 AM
where he found
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2020, 09:16:50 AM
his favourite flat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 03, 2020, 13:49:57 PM

Cap nestled on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 05, 2020, 07:19:11 AM
top of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2020, 13:06:51 PM

Bar where Jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 05, 2020, 15:05:24 PM
Scrounges a beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2020, 18:19:01 PM

From skinflint Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2020, 13:34:47 PM
Who we know
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 06, 2020, 15:53:43 PM
likes to dodge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2020, 20:11:17 PM
Working for holidays
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 08, 2020, 20:34:51 PM
Away from commoners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 09, 2020, 17:30:13 PM
From leafy Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2020, 19:39:25 PM

Who knows nothing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 10, 2020, 07:12:40 AM
About trophy cabinets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 16, 2020, 14:26:21 PM
or football in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2020, 15:22:49 PM
Some northern town
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2020, 04:52:38 AM
Because his knowledge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2020, 07:07:33 AM
Of whippets and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2020, 09:57:59 AM

Black pudding eating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2020, 10:51:18 AM
competitions especially for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 21, 2020, 07:27:17 AM
anyone that can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2020, 08:03:03 AM
Understand a southerner
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2020, 09:36:14 AM
conversing with northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2020, 10:38:48 AM
Because intellectual  northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2020, 11:43:33 AM
Are a myth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2020, 17:38:18 PM

And normally inebriated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2020, 19:46:09 PM
With weak ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2020, 04:57:07 AM
Which doesnt exist
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2020, 07:34:36 AM
South of Watford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2020, 08:10:22 AM
Because its not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2020, 09:25:55 AM
fit for human
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2020, 11:43:18 AM
Kind,but southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 22, 2020, 13:14:55 PM
Will eat owt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2020, 15:40:52 PM
From Waitrose and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 22, 2020, 21:51:43 PM

Tesco`s finest, whilst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 23, 2020, 05:39:24 AM
Pretending to understand
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2020, 07:25:40 AM
The two metre
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 23, 2020, 07:47:29 AM
Ruling which doesnt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2020, 08:57:01 AM
apply to some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2020, 12:44:22 PM

People up north
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2020, 14:04:17 PM
with only Morrisons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 23, 2020, 14:19:26 PM
Providing quality service
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 23, 2020, 21:01:56 PM
For our Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2020, 18:53:38 PM
Who hasn't realised
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2020, 06:50:21 AM
The latest rules
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2020, 10:38:35 AM
About romping in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2020, 19:51:57 PM
The deli aisle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2020, 06:27:36 AM
Amongst the salami
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2020, 07:42:20 AM
Which gave him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2020, 09:21:54 AM
A great idea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2020, 17:33:48 PM
to address his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 27, 2020, 07:25:37 AM
problems with Covid 19
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 27, 2020, 12:19:18 PM
Before he decided
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2020, 06:27:43 AM
To self isolate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2020, 09:38:09 AM
with his Playboy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 28, 2020, 16:23:56 PM
Pal called Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2020, 05:41:31 AM
Who had strange
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 30, 2020, 07:18:39 AM
dreams about them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2020, 07:58:39 AM
Wearing silk underwear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2020, 09:50:51 AM
And wearing syrups
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2020, 15:25:11 PM
That were acquired
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2020, 18:02:46 PM
From Tubby Isaacs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2020, 18:15:58 PM

The King of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 30, 2020, 19:55:39 PM
All things kinky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2020, 21:02:17 PM
Which Dave adoored
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 01, 2020, 07:29:40 AM
And visited weekly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 01, 2020, 15:01:02 PM
before the lockdown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2020, 13:24:05 PM
Stopped his perversion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2020, 16:28:12 PM
And he had
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 03, 2020, 08:29:25 AM
plenty of time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2020, 12:14:46 PM
To learn how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2020, 20:36:30 PM
To jelly eels
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 04, 2020, 07:24:54 AM
but the ingredients
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2020, 11:09:03 AM
Are for southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2020, 17:10:09 PM
With clean rivers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 08, 2020, 06:24:13 AM
but full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2020, 13:23:46 PM
Shopping trolleys  and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2020, 07:30:25 AM
Baileys dog poo
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2020, 11:03:45 AM
Because dee drops
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2020, 13:54:49 PM
Her guard when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2020, 06:54:18 AM
She sees the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 10, 2020, 11:34:56 AM
local heart throb
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2020, 19:20:56 PM

Ed Sheeran walk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 11, 2020, 07:51:25 AM
around the corner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2020, 08:47:35 AM
To caress her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2020, 12:40:31 PM

Ears with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2020, 22:06:52 PM
Mop of ginger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 12, 2020, 07:39:56 AM
hair that had
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2020, 07:55:05 AM
Just been conditioned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 13, 2020, 07:35:30 AM
with a luxurious
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2020, 09:13:39 AM
concoction obtained from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 13, 2020, 09:22:27 AM
The lucky lucky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2020, 13:11:53 PM

Man in Ipswich
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 14, 2020, 04:26:04 AM
Who sold some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 14, 2020, 16:35:12 PM
flashing bits of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2020, 14:00:08 PM
Bling for her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2020, 17:06:44 PM
To wear on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2020, 19:07:34 PM
Her night out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2020, 07:23:01 AM
With her best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2020, 09:01:00 AM
Sand dune buddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2020, 09:29:42 AM
Who wanted to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2020, 12:35:57 PM
See  tan lines
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2020, 14:36:13 PM
But she didnt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2020, 10:26:21 AM
Dare show them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 20, 2020, 14:15:24 PM
because it would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2020, 21:57:29 PM
Get jon all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2020, 20:45:05 PM
Excited that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 22, 2020, 23:35:30 PM
Was able to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2020, 09:11:45 AM
Ogle her little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2020, 14:36:59 PM
But perfectly formed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2020, 10:56:19 AM
Pair of bronzed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2020, 13:26:36 PM
Knee caps  which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2020, 20:15:04 PM
won the knobbly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 25, 2020, 20:31:47 PM
Knee competition in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2020, 11:10:52 AM
Clacton on sea
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 26, 2020, 19:23:40 PM
By the pier
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2020, 00:49:30 AM
Where Dave spends
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 27, 2020, 14:54:57 PM
all his money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2020, 19:08:34 PM

On jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 27, 2020, 19:51:14 PM
And golf balls
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 28, 2020, 16:34:09 PM
at Waitrose where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2020, 18:59:38 PM

They give free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2020, 07:08:30 AM
Coffee to poor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 29, 2020, 19:30:16 PM

Old age pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 30, 2020, 07:43:41 AM
From leafy Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2020, 17:01:18 PM
Living in Norfolk


No free coffees at present due to the coronavirus 😡
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 31, 2020, 08:14:37 AM
Eating his turkey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2020, 10:30:10 AM
and leek soup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2020, 06:47:45 AM
Before going to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 01, 2020, 10:30:29 AM
Play a few
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 01, 2020, 19:38:22 PM
Hole at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2020, 13:34:22 PM
Exclusive golf club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 02, 2020, 13:43:46 PM
For moaning Cockeneeeees
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 02, 2020, 14:25:10 PM
where they give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 02, 2020, 21:33:51 PM
Lessons in moaning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 03, 2020, 08:28:53 AM
To jose Mourinho
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2020, 18:20:30 PM
Who is the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 04, 2020, 22:14:38 PM
Spurs latest whinger
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 05, 2020, 15:50:09 PM
who manages to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2020, 08:03:52 AM
Get them relegated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 06, 2020, 15:28:20 PM
In Jon`s dream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2020, 20:06:10 PM
Of the future
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2020, 09:02:16 AM
Which involves more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 07, 2020, 17:25:12 PM
Holidays in England
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 08, 2020, 07:29:39 AM
because Covid 19
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2020, 08:22:39 AM
But we aren't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2020, 09:02:33 AM
Doing the right
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2020, 16:26:07 PM
Thing visiting Yorkshire
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 09, 2020, 07:15:46 AM
when we should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2020, 09:01:36 AM
Be Fuerte bound
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 10, 2020, 10:35:54 AM
To enjoy a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2020, 15:30:48 PM
Beach café breakfast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 10, 2020, 17:34:44 PM

Of sausage bacon 🥓
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 11, 2020, 07:32:27 AM
egg,beans and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2020, 17:19:49 PM
A bucket of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2020, 09:32:50 AM
Fizzy Spanish lager
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 12, 2020, 12:38:17 PM
To wash it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2020, 21:58:27 PM
Down the drain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 13, 2020, 06:22:20 AM
to clear them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2020, 15:16:06 PM
Ready for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 13, 2020, 17:28:21 PM
The next storm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2020, 20:36:11 PM
Which is expected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2020, 12:17:48 PM
Any time now
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2020, 19:10:52 PM
Soaking the BLM
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2020, 06:33:43 AM
With lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 15, 2020, 07:38:00 AM
Spray paint to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 15, 2020, 19:10:05 PM
Nearest statue that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 17, 2020, 08:28:57 AM
Represents our history
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 17, 2020, 17:05:56 PM
from the year
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2020, 18:24:29 PM
Before snowflakes arrived
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 17, 2020, 19:28:14 PM
With their woke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 18, 2020, 07:51:24 AM
Of valuable assets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2020, 13:30:48 PM
That mean nothing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 18, 2020, 15:32:43 PM
at this time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 20, 2020, 11:16:56 AM
To most people
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2020, 14:39:54 PM
Don`t worry about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2020, 07:11:54 AM
The stupidity of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2020, 09:38:23 AM
People from Essex  :P
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 23, 2020, 14:57:24 PM
because they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 24, 2020, 08:32:44 AM
As thick as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 24, 2020, 20:01:27 PM
Three Yorkshire chaps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 25, 2020, 06:31:21 AM
Are super intelligent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 25, 2020, 06:35:39 AM
Folk in Norfolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2020, 06:18:25 AM
They are dopey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2020, 12:22:14 PM

Sleepy, grumpy plus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2020, 14:40:49 PM
Moan about refs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2020, 17:53:24 PM
And cheat at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2020, 18:05:41 PM
Any game they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2020, 07:34:37 AM
Are useless at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2020, 07:56:43 AM
Try to lose
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 27, 2020, 09:31:43 AM
when playing strip
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 27, 2020, 17:03:10 PM
poker with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2020, 09:31:11 AM
Other beach revellers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2020, 16:26:20 PM
From the Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2020, 06:52:48 AM
Side of Romford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 29, 2020, 17:36:38 PM
Dog track where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 30, 2020, 08:20:12 AM
The hoardes gathered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2020, 10:37:41 AM
Wondering what the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2020, 19:41:53 PM
Kennel maid was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 01, 2020, 07:22:58 AM
Doing with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 01, 2020, 08:33:28 AM
Great Dane behind
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 01, 2020, 15:11:42 PM
Bailey waiting to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 01, 2020, 17:25:10 PM
Have a sniff
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 03, 2020, 07:29:44 AM
at the corner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2020, 08:43:49 AM
Of the turd
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2020, 09:02:15 AM
called Charlie up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2020, 09:43:47 AM
To sniff his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2020, 10:54:39 AM
Oral bollsh1t that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2020, 19:23:06 PM
Ivafrontallabotomy lost his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 03, 2020, 19:54:41 PM
Nigelfarageish outlook  on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2020, 20:44:45 PM
Running out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2020, 04:46:49 AM
Friends because of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2020, 08:33:00 AM
His brainless attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2020, 09:42:59 AM
Towards all of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2020, 13:20:16 PM
Good folk from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2020, 08:32:28 AM
The dross section
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2020, 11:00:56 AM
Who know what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2020, 11:04:14 AM
Friendly banter is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2020, 13:41:08 PM
Not getting abusive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2020, 07:32:39 AM
At every opportunity
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 07, 2020, 07:14:51 AM
he acts like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2020, 08:21:58 AM
A complete loser
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2020, 19:35:30 PM
That he is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Charlie dont surf on July 07, 2020, 22:01:06 PM
Hey Guys, anyone heard from Bob? I sent him a PM just to make sure he`s ok after the shock news.
I heard he was a bit tearful. Anyway, if you happen to speak to him tell him I was asking.
Big hugs all round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2020, 22:26:56 PM
A keyboard warrior
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 08, 2020, 07:09:19 AM
that needs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2020, 07:10:43 AM
Go to the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 08, 2020, 07:20:49 AM
top of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2020, 07:42:07 AM
Class for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 08, 2020, 20:29:15 PM
Two times table
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Charlie dont surf on July 08, 2020, 21:36:44 PM
You`ll like this. I`ve been doing a bit of work calculating the IQ of the Drossers section & have discovered that should you add together the total IQ of all posters on Son of Dross you still only have a double digit score less than 100. It`s as if human intelligence has been reversing here & clearly demonstrates mental retardation. Fascinating stuff.
Luckily for you I`m here now and have already increased your combined IQ to genius just by adding my own score.
P.S Don`t mention it to Bob but he scored a negative figure on his IQ test. At least he`s got an excuse what with the half brain issue. What`s your excuse?
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 08, 2020, 22:37:14 PM
Results which were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Charlie dont surf on July 08, 2020, 23:01:29 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on July 08, 2020, 22:37:14 PM
Results which were

Combined Son of Dross IQ Score of just 78 I`m afraid which does make you all mentally retarded. Although as a side note, that was expected.
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 09, 2020, 17:39:09 PM
Too complex for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 09, 2020, 21:28:14 PM
Some idiots to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 09, 2020, 22:30:07 PM
Comprehend being that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 10, 2020, 11:14:20 AM
Stupidity might run
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2020, 17:49:52 PM
Through their ramblings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 10, 2020, 20:17:17 PM
And family members
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 11, 2020, 19:53:15 PM
That usually plead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 12, 2020, 07:13:35 AM
Insanity at every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 12, 2020, 19:29:06 PM
Question of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 13, 2020, 07:58:33 AM
Simplest to understand
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2020, 09:06:19 AM
but what do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2020, 13:05:57 PM

They really know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 14, 2020, 13:29:52 PM
About anything concerning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2020, 19:42:56 PM

The friendship on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2020, 05:33:33 AM
Dross which we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2020, 05:43:34 AM
Are all proud
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 15, 2020, 06:35:50 AM
Of the friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2020, 08:09:56 AM

Nature of all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 15, 2020, 15:49:33 PM
concerned where we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2020, 21:57:53 PM
Support each other
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 16, 2020, 07:09:43 AM
because idiots are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 16, 2020, 07:48:13 AM

Not welcome down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2020, 10:03:15 AM
In the affluent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2020, 20:16:18 PM
In knowledge and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 16, 2020, 21:38:21 PM
How to behave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 16, 2020, 21:58:46 PM
With the royalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2020, 06:32:17 AM
From leafy Suffolk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2020, 19:31:53 PM
Where gentle folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 18, 2020, 08:53:43 AM
are always polite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2020, 18:10:22 PM
And shop at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2020, 19:14:25 PM
England`s finest establishments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 18, 2020, 20:46:49 PM
Like Waitrose and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2020, 05:18:23 AM
Any charity shop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2020, 18:04:44 PM
With free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2020, 20:53:47 PM

For old age
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2020, 20:54:56 PM
With his dodgy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2020, 20:58:55 PM

Syrup that flies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2020, 04:25:18 AM
Off his head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2020, 08:10:47 AM
Attacking a red
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 20, 2020, 08:33:57 AM
Faced Dee who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2020, 15:05:08 PM
Whacks it with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 20, 2020, 19:01:44 PM
Baileys large apendix
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 20, 2020, 19:53:51 PM
Which was removed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2020, 06:12:45 AM
When he farted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 21, 2020, 16:36:19 PM
Over her pint
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2020, 09:47:48 AM
Of Tia Maria
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 22, 2020, 18:17:57 PM
With her cornflakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 22, 2020, 19:16:12 PM
Which she has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 22, 2020, 22:43:09 PM
Most mornings before
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 23, 2020, 07:17:16 AM
hanging out the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 23, 2020, 07:55:02 AM
Fishnets and other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 23, 2020, 10:12:20 AM
enticing bits for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2020, 16:50:20 PM
The neighbours to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 23, 2020, 18:10:43 PM

Take pictures of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2020, 18:55:59 PM
Them and post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 23, 2020, 22:04:37 PM
To the man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 23, 2020, 22:57:59 PM
Who likes to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 24, 2020, 16:08:28 PM
perv over them
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2020, 21:37:56 PM
In his Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2020, 08:59:39 AM
Neighbourhood where its
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 26, 2020, 18:14:21 PM
Not safe to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 27, 2020, 05:36:31 AM
venture out without
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2020, 06:16:35 AM
A few pints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2020, 06:19:58 AM
Of finest ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 27, 2020, 13:48:17 PM

In a brown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2020, 15:44:25 PM
Coloured pint jug
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 28, 2020, 08:45:23 AM
With a creamy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 29, 2020, 18:45:44 PM
Head that has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2020, 20:19:16 PM

Jon slavering all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 29, 2020, 23:49:56 PM
The way to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 30, 2020, 11:53:39 AM
The gents because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 30, 2020, 14:34:57 PM
he can`t hold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2020, 05:11:15 AM
His beer because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 31, 2020, 07:11:49 AM
he drinks too
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 31, 2020, 12:27:15 PM
Much when he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 31, 2020, 20:43:05 PM
hard already over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 01, 2020, 09:58:14 AM
The limit for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2020, 14:45:26 PM

Driving the golf
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2020, 16:01:28 PM
Cart around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2020, 20:22:03 PM

Course in Bradford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2020, 05:33:35 AM
Knocking over Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2020, 08:15:05 AM

Sending his wig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 02, 2020, 09:02:59 AM
Flying into the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2020, 14:03:40 PM
Nearest Waitrose where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2020, 14:50:43 PM

They cleaned the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 02, 2020, 16:20:25 PM
Trolleys with the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 02, 2020, 19:02:55 PM
Finest products recommended
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 02, 2020, 20:41:43 PM
by bumbling Boris
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 03, 2020, 06:19:12 AM
Who's Charlies best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2020, 22:31:40 PM
Mate or maybe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2020, 10:45:40 AM
His bum chum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 04, 2020, 22:29:49 PM
together they like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2020, 22:36:46 PM
To have fun
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 04, 2020, 22:40:14 PM
winding up people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 04, 2020, 22:44:19 PM
Who bite but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 06, 2020, 18:16:33 PM
Hes not fit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 06, 2020, 18:52:58 PM

To wipe Bob`s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2020, 21:27:05 PM
Union card which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 07, 2020, 01:04:38 AM
Is well used
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2020, 07:58:47 AM

On a ballot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 07, 2020, 16:18:54 PM
slip as he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2020, 18:10:52 PM
Always votes to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2020, 19:08:19 PM

Strike with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 07, 2020, 19:22:37 PM
Comrades who idolise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2020, 19:23:03 PM

Striking at a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 09, 2020, 07:11:48 AM
Slovak using his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2020, 19:49:30 PM
Best  mate chas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2020, 12:04:17 PM

As a battering
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 11, 2020, 15:32:25 PM
Ram on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2020, 06:08:03 AM
Big back doors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2020, 07:37:56 AM
Which guarded his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 12, 2020, 15:17:12 PM
pie and pint
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 13, 2020, 09:42:29 AM
breakfast special that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 13, 2020, 11:01:32 AM
He got from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2020, 06:57:21 AM
MacDonalds on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2020, 10:52:31 AM
Way from the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2020, 19:50:33 PM
Local Masonic meeting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2020, 12:44:54 PM

In leafy Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 16, 2020, 15:22:50 PM
in Dee's front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2020, 08:01:40 AM
Room where Bailey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2020, 12:28:30 PM
Likes to fart
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 17, 2020, 19:04:02 PM

Out loudly forcing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2020, 07:16:30 AM
Everyone to escape
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 18, 2020, 16:37:44 PM
to the back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2020, 22:26:31 PM
garden where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2020, 23:03:21 PM
Sniffed her washing
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 20, 2020, 14:51:32 PM
which smelled of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 21, 2020, 11:24:42 AM
stale wee and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 21, 2020, 14:11:30 PM
smoke from next
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 21, 2020, 22:10:43 PM
Door where a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2020, 07:03:33 AM
Barbecue was cooking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 24, 2020, 07:04:57 AM
something really stinky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2020, 07:07:28 AM
Like rancid kippers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 24, 2020, 07:11:41 AM
making me feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2020, 07:13:02 AM
Really sick and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 24, 2020, 08:55:25 AM
Needing to get
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2020, 07:12:39 AM
a bucket incase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2020, 09:12:38 AM
There is more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2020, 15:04:44 PM
Reaction from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2020, 19:03:53 PM
Waste that she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2020, 19:09:09 PM
Extracted after successfully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2020, 19:15:09 PM
Thrashing the moron
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2020, 19:16:17 PM
With Bailey`s new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2020, 19:18:44 PM
Squeaky bone which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2020, 19:20:06 PM
Bounced off his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2020, 19:21:57 PM
Very thick head
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2020, 19:22:32 PM
But didn`t stop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2020, 22:38:00 PM
Him posting tripe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2020, 07:52:46 AM

Thinking he`s hilarious
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 29, 2020, 08:30:50 AM
but he's really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2020, 06:17:47 AM

An annoying little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2020, 06:21:31 AM
Person who has
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Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2020, 20:21:04 PM
Irritated a lot
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Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2020, 08:04:45 AM

Of better people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2020, 08:15:54 AM
With excellent knowledge
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2020, 13:31:34 PM

Of how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2020, 06:22:25 AM
Win football trophies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2020, 10:46:51 AM

In one part
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2020, 11:36:16 AM
Of North east
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2020, 12:20:44 PM
London where the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 02, 2020, 16:34:15 PM
Londoners only eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 02, 2020, 18:55:52 PM

Jellied eels from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 02, 2020, 19:57:43 PM
Tubby Isaacs famous
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 04, 2020, 07:12:08 AM
for making people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 04, 2020, 15:47:39 PM
Gag and feel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 04, 2020, 20:12:30 PM
Invincible against northern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2020, 10:34:51 AM
Beer but we
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 09, 2020, 21:06:25 PM
Are not discerning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 10, 2020, 09:39:59 AM
At Charlie's lack
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2020, 16:41:45 PM
Of an IQ
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 13, 2020, 10:21:41 AM
Or even his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Charlie dont surf on September 13, 2020, 14:27:45 PM
Incredible witty nature
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2020, 18:09:02 PM

Which is non
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 13, 2020, 18:27:03 PM
Existent just moronic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Charlie dont surf on September 13, 2020, 19:51:48 PM
But always hilarious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 14, 2020, 11:37:25 AM
In his own
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 14, 2020, 21:25:55 PM
Little twilight world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 15, 2020, 09:24:24 AM
where his little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 15, 2020, 18:11:34 PM
Shrivelled pickled brain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 15, 2020, 21:29:26 PM
Should be left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 15, 2020, 22:44:24 PM
For Bailey to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 16, 2020, 19:12:31 PM
Bury in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 16, 2020, 21:23:46 PM
Compost heap where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2020, 21:34:36 PM
He shat before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 16, 2020, 21:54:40 PM
Eating the rancid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2020, 22:12:56 PM
roughly spherical containers of Charlie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2020, 12:18:12 PM
Aka the thrush. (An irritating c***)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2020, 15:54:23 PM

With crocodile skin
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Charlie dont surf on September 18, 2020, 19:46:08 PM
Ah, you disappoint me Blondie, joining in with these fools and this foolishness. I`m going to ask the Daddy to get medieval on your ass.
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2020, 22:36:10 PM
Shoes to bite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 19, 2020, 14:58:43 PM
off his left
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2020, 12:05:23 PM
testicle or even
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 20, 2020, 16:59:20 PM
The entire collection
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Post by: Charlie dont surf on September 20, 2020, 19:38:31 PM
I knew that the mere mention of testicle would get you all excited Rodney.

BTW Bob is still waiting for you to send him those photos of Dogs testicles that you took in  your local park. He`s worried that his Wife finds out so make sure you send them to that secret email address he set up Bobhalfbrain@hotmail.com
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 21, 2020, 07:33:34 AM
Of mental  reports
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 21, 2020, 14:06:45 PM
That trollboy charlie
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 21, 2020, 19:07:26 PM
After being detained
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 22, 2020, 07:39:30 AM
In a lunatic
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 22, 2020, 12:26:02 PM
Asylum  finally admitted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 22, 2020, 21:05:49 PM
Without his iPad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2020, 12:06:32 PM
Stopping the garbage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 23, 2020, 17:30:12 PM
He spouts from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 23, 2020, 17:56:51 PM
His backside frequently
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 25, 2020, 07:55:45 AM
So much he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 25, 2020, 10:11:34 AM
Thought he was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 30, 2020, 18:40:43 PM

Better than anyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 30, 2020, 19:26:43 PM
Else on the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2020, 14:12:29 PM
Forum but the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 01, 2020, 19:00:48 PM
Caleta village idiot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2020, 20:40:41 PM
Who has moved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2020, 13:10:11 PM
To the lunatic
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2020, 17:09:45 PM
Asylum with his
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Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2020, 19:53:07 PM

Pathetic  sarcastic comments
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 02, 2020, 20:48:16 PM
And infantile mind
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 02, 2020, 22:19:45 PM
And pox ridden
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 03, 2020, 07:30:57 AM
manky old cat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 03, 2020, 09:16:23 AM
As his only
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 03, 2020, 13:52:01 PM
Friend who really
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 04, 2020, 04:55:59 AM
couldn`t be arsed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 04, 2020, 07:55:02 AM
Respond to his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2020, 14:34:43 PM
stupid inane  conversation
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2020, 20:25:28 PM
That isn`t worthy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2020, 08:01:02 AM
Of a reply
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 05, 2020, 15:13:20 PM
so best to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 05, 2020, 16:47:03 PM
Just ignore the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2020, 16:57:31 PM
Plonker and concentrate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2020, 19:14:05 PM
On forgetting he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2020, 19:23:07 PM
Ever existed so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2020, 19:25:32 PM
We dont have
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2020, 19:26:12 PM
Tolerate his inane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2020, 19:27:10 PM
Garbage that he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 05, 2020, 19:30:05 PM
Spouts thinking he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 06, 2020, 07:23:48 AM
is gods gift
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2020, 17:03:31 PM
but the ban
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 06, 2020, 19:02:36 PM
Should shut him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2020, 19:08:35 PM

Up for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 06, 2020, 19:18:47 PM
while until he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2020, 17:26:59 PM
Reinvents himself to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 07, 2020, 18:45:30 PM
come back and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 07, 2020, 19:09:17 PM

Annoy the hell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 07, 2020, 21:34:50 PM
Out of us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 08, 2020, 06:47:29 AM
but we'll  just
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 09, 2020, 07:16:24 AM
carry on regardless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 09, 2020, 20:23:25 PM
of the idiot
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 10, 2020, 05:46:49 AM
because we are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2020, 08:04:24 AM

All friendly towards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2020, 16:05:37 PM
The fine folk
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 11, 2020, 06:11:33 AM
that frequent the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2020, 08:02:27 AM
Beautiful Yorkshire countryside
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2020, 09:31:37 AM

En route To
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2020, 09:35:27 AM
The Clacton slums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2020, 15:18:04 PM

Where our colleagues
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 11, 2020, 15:33:43 PM
In the know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 11, 2020, 18:37:15 PM
like to say
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2020, 07:40:53 AM
It`s the pits
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 13, 2020, 05:24:07 AM
where Glen delivers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2020, 08:14:25 AM
To the needy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2020, 12:41:47 PM

And locals in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2020, 22:28:20 PM
The pubs where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 14, 2020, 05:37:22 AM
they wait for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 15, 2020, 07:15:19 AM
Glen to deliver
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 15, 2020, 09:17:14 AM
his needy supplies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 15, 2020, 19:02:36 PM

To the more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 16, 2020, 06:49:53 AM
thirsty men that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2020, 20:16:06 PM
Make short work
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2020, 07:25:49 AM
Of free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2020, 08:50:16 AM

At Waitrose on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 17, 2020, 19:33:40 PM
A small pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2020, 07:42:30 AM
Making Dave think
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2020, 09:01:40 AM

He can`t afford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 18, 2020, 12:46:39 PM
to get a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 18, 2020, 13:28:14 PM
Loaf of bread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2020, 19:50:50 PM

For his lunch
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 19, 2020, 07:00:46 AM
instead of steak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 19, 2020, 08:06:35 AM
Pie and mash
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 19, 2020, 16:38:05 PM
With jellied eels
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 19, 2020, 19:17:27 PM

Washed down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 19, 2020, 22:20:37 PM
Another free coffee
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 20, 2020, 07:14:26 AM
because he never
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2020, 19:22:33 PM

Has any money 💰
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2020, 08:10:14 AM
has he wants
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2020, 08:31:09 AM
To give Gareth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 21, 2020, 17:15:42 PM
a free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 21, 2020, 18:35:49 PM

During half time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 21, 2020, 22:06:39 PM
To boost his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 23, 2020, 07:18:35 AM
chances of playing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 23, 2020, 07:54:27 AM
A full minute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 23, 2020, 13:53:44 PM
so he could
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 23, 2020, 14:29:15 PM

Afford a haircut 💇‍â™,️
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 24, 2020, 07:27:06 AM
And alice band
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 24, 2020, 11:11:27 AM
So he doesn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 25, 2020, 06:04:11 AM
get hair in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2020, 06:23:25 AM
His eyes when
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 25, 2020, 18:55:50 PM
They trip him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 26, 2020, 03:46:59 AM
Up in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 26, 2020, 07:17:25 AM
shower full of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 27, 2020, 12:51:36 PM
Big butch men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 27, 2020, 19:47:25 PM
In shower caps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 28, 2020, 12:16:44 PM

And nought else
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 28, 2020, 14:20:46 PM
covering their hairy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 28, 2020, 20:56:12 PM
Perfectly formed and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 29, 2020, 07:34:03 AM
Slightly deformed little
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 29, 2020, 10:21:11 AM
Old man and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2020, 20:59:19 PM
Passed its sell
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 30, 2020, 15:46:26 PM
by date,but
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2020, 20:55:25 PM
But still functions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2020, 07:54:49 AM
Under a pseudonym
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2020, 09:44:08 AM

Of watery Krabs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2020, 09:59:25 AM
To try fool
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 01, 2020, 15:43:56 PM
Everyone but he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 02, 2020, 07:19:26 AM
has been rumbled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2020, 08:03:58 AM
By the drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 02, 2020, 13:27:46 PM
and reported to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2020, 21:00:35 PM
Admin for them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2020, 21:39:40 PM

To deal with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 05, 2020, 09:44:44 AM
As soon as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 06, 2020, 07:18:45 AM
tw*ts get banned
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 06, 2020, 07:58:53 AM
But then reappear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 06, 2020, 17:00:33 PM
again under another
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 06, 2020, 18:39:54 PM
Obvious name that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2020, 08:00:32 AM
His tiny brain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2020, 14:26:47 PM

Can only just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2020, 17:12:25 PM
Be compared with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2020, 18:20:09 PM
Something you tread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2020, 19:43:15 PM
On  after Bailey
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2020, 19:43:59 PM
Has ripped off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2020, 19:46:37 PM
Another stinky trump
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2020, 19:47:38 PM
On his head
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2020, 19:50:44 PM
Making us all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2020, 20:32:59 PM
Cheer with joy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2020, 10:15:16 AM
At his demise
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2020, 15:01:42 PM
By eating baileys
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2020, 16:35:47 PM
Boneo for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2020, 17:33:13 PM
Breakfast followed by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2020, 19:17:27 PM
A flea tablet
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 23, 2020, 06:17:39 AM
which got stuck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2020, 08:28:27 AM
Up his backside
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 23, 2020, 10:36:37 AM
and only dislodged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2020, 13:35:44 PM
When he coughed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2020, 19:22:53 PM
Over his keyboard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 25, 2020, 09:07:28 AM
Ruining his chances
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2020, 14:09:38 PM

Of appearing on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 25, 2020, 17:21:44 PM
Britain's biggest loser
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 26, 2020, 07:11:12 AM
which would be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 26, 2020, 13:37:14 PM
Hosted by Bob
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2020, 19:29:37 PM
And accompanied by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2020, 20:45:07 PM
his best mate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 26, 2020, 20:52:57 PM
From darkest Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2020, 06:50:50 AM
To make a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 27, 2020, 07:20:58 AM
big Christmas cake
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2020, 09:37:52 AM
For his beloved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 27, 2020, 20:25:28 PM
Friend from Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 28, 2020, 07:15:35 AM
who doesnt eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2020, 08:22:44 AM
The marzipan and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2020, 19:41:04 PM
Beetroot when she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2020, 09:02:59 AM
Visits her best
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 29, 2020, 12:02:06 PM
Mate in her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 29, 2020, 14:39:55 PM
Best white stilettos
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on November 29, 2020, 18:59:00 PM
and crotchless knickers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 30, 2020, 07:06:47 AM
ignoring the post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 30, 2020, 08:07:10 AM
And carrying on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 30, 2020, 20:46:34 PM
If he doesn`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 30, 2020, 20:49:44 PM
Exist at all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 01, 2020, 07:21:42 AM
then thats good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2020, 07:47:28 AM
For us civil
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2020, 08:57:36 AM

People and friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2020, 09:32:44 AM
Who wont be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on December 01, 2020, 16:40:43 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 30, 2020, 07:06:47 AM
ignoring the post

Man up Dee me ol mucker. It`s impossible to ignore a pair of crotchless knickers.
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2020, 16:52:14 PM
Responding to the

I'll take a yellow Dave ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 02, 2020, 17:04:28 PM
knobs on here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 02, 2020, 17:41:30 PM
Knob Dee Knob ;D
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2020, 19:10:08 PM
Deserving of a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 03, 2020, 07:26:16 AM
twit award from (I didn`t type twit...it changed it  ::))
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 03, 2020, 07:48:00 AM
All us drossers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 07, 2020, 20:11:47 PM
Who have very
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2020, 08:13:42 AM
Fine morals and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2020, 12:14:50 PM

Like supping strong
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 08, 2020, 14:40:14 PM
Tea and eating
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 08, 2020, 20:12:23 PM
Jellied eels with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2020, 07:10:04 AM
Tubbys special sauce
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 09, 2020, 07:13:42 AM
that taste like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 09, 2020, 07:14:53 AM
Baileys farts with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 10, 2020, 19:43:14 PM
Yorkshire puddings covered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 10, 2020, 20:59:14 PM
In beef stew
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 11, 2020, 07:07:22 AM
gravy and dumplings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 11, 2020, 08:02:22 AM
For strange southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2020, 16:36:51 PM
Who are handsome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 11, 2020, 19:07:53 PM

Down in Kent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 12, 2020, 07:58:59 AM
Where they Quarantine
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 13, 2020, 20:33:06 PM
Thick Scottish fellows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2020, 07:43:50 AM
who look like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 15, 2020, 08:11:19 AM
Baileys dog poo
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 15, 2020, 16:21:47 PM
after he ate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2020, 17:29:14 PM
Jon`s black pudding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 15, 2020, 18:01:42 PM
For his Xmas
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2020, 18:02:56 PM
Treat after he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 15, 2020, 18:04:14 PM
Received no presents
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2020, 19:54:24 PM
Or suggestions for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 15, 2020, 22:17:22 PM
His next project
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2020, 16:28:44 PM
Like independence from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 17, 2020, 22:04:19 PM
the corruption of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 18, 2020, 07:24:12 AM
the Northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2020, 08:26:08 AM
Who know when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 18, 2020, 09:23:38 AM

To rip off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 18, 2020, 15:24:28 PM
Spurs with late
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 19, 2020, 05:46:22 AM
VAR decisions which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2020, 09:11:59 AM
Drives Dave insane
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2020, 16:31:18 PM
And raises his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on December 20, 2020, 19:01:40 PM
Syrup off his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 21, 2020, 13:35:53 PM
Slice of toast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2020, 14:14:55 PM
In celebration of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 21, 2020, 19:40:01 PM

Arsenal getting relegated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2020, 22:18:05 PM
In Daves dreams
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 24, 2020, 20:31:48 PM
They close down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2020, 07:14:50 AM
The Emirates stadium
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 26, 2020, 06:14:06 AM
because of Covid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2020, 07:49:51 AM
In nearby Ipswich
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 27, 2020, 09:46:41 AM
Orwell Bridge where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2020, 10:03:22 AM
It remains closed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 27, 2020, 15:59:43 PM
to stop the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 28, 2020, 08:00:20 AM
Stilettos making holes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 28, 2020, 16:58:57 PM
In the Lino
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2020, 18:57:57 PM

In Dees kitchen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 29, 2020, 06:56:41 AM
where she bakes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2020, 07:37:01 AM
Her isolation fodder
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on December 29, 2020, 21:32:25 PM
in her crotchless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2020, 13:22:56 PM

For her family
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2020, 16:31:23 PM
To savour whilst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 30, 2020, 16:49:20 PM

Dee self isolates
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 30, 2020, 17:43:49 PM
With her favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 30, 2020, 21:07:09 PM
Dog who she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 31, 2020, 08:09:37 AM
cant take out
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2020, 17:02:20 PM
To the park
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 31, 2020, 21:24:22 PM
because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2021, 10:17:36 AM
Stupid app which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 01, 2021, 13:49:20 PM
has never worked
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2021, 15:14:30 PM
Causing problems for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 01, 2021, 17:07:36 PM
The owners of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 01, 2021, 21:54:17 PM
Bails who is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 02, 2021, 08:26:59 AM
very eager to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2021, 11:00:07 AM
go out for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 02, 2021, 17:16:59 PM
A run around
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2021, 19:39:01 PM

And bite Bufoon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 02, 2021, 21:03:47 PM
Bill on his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 03, 2021, 14:28:35 PM
Backside which he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 03, 2021, 14:46:25 PM
would get some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 04, 2021, 09:01:22 AM
Sense from if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2021, 09:54:42 AM
he wasn't a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 04, 2021, 14:38:10 PM
computer troll that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 04, 2021, 18:09:30 PM

Just winds up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2021, 08:26:22 AM
Lesser mortals than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 05, 2021, 10:19:03 AM
us drossers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 05, 2021, 15:59:32 PM
Rise above the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 06, 2021, 08:57:28 AM

Pointless drivel by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 06, 2021, 15:53:21 PM
Choosing to ignore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2021, 15:05:11 PM
bungalow  bill who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 07, 2021, 20:21:44 PM
Has a sad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 07, 2021, 20:59:29 PM
life and can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 07, 2021, 21:14:59 PM
Perform with his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 08, 2021, 07:20:09 AM
monkey because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2021, 07:37:44 AM
Has no friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2021, 08:31:22 AM

To play with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2021, 09:12:53 AM
On his computer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2021, 10:36:26 AM
he searches for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2021, 16:40:46 PM
Free porn sites
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 08, 2021, 19:58:56 PM

Where he can
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 08, 2021, 20:27:04 PM
Exercise his hand
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 08, 2021, 20:59:51 PM
Because he's a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 09, 2021, 08:58:35 AM
Horny young chap
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2021, 15:54:25 PM
Sandwich short of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 09, 2021, 20:11:00 PM

A full picnic 🧺
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 10, 2021, 12:31:57 PM
And personality bypass
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 10, 2021, 17:27:55 PM
And very horny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2021, 18:00:58 PM
with young men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 10, 2021, 19:30:21 PM
And young girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2021, 20:28:56 PM
but we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 10, 2021, 20:55:19 PM
Know hes a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2021, 22:38:30 PM
brainless perv who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2021, 07:12:34 AM
sits behind his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2021, 09:11:01 AM
Keyboard in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2021, 09:37:04 AM
grubby Alicante  bedsit
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2021, 11:25:38 AM
Where the rats
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 11, 2021, 11:35:49 AM
Are so Horny
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 11, 2021, 17:18:43 PM

Are bigger than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 11, 2021, 17:31:24 PM
His warped brain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 12, 2021, 07:17:07 AM
because he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2021, 09:25:52 AM
No friends so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 12, 2021, 13:08:09 PM
He tries to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 12, 2021, 15:44:48 PM
Insult our friendships
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 13, 2021, 19:34:34 PM
but he's just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 14, 2021, 10:11:37 AM
Wasting his life
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 14, 2021, 15:40:47 PM

As nobody will
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2021, 19:53:50 PM
Will converse with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2021, 20:03:26 PM
blithering bungalow bill
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 15, 2021, 07:17:38 AM
he needs to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2021, 08:20:22 AM
have a frontal
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2021, 18:46:09 PM
Lobotomy if they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 15, 2021, 20:22:27 PM

Are to make
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 15, 2021, 21:45:19 PM
him more friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2021, 06:42:16 AM
Instead of being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2021, 10:14:48 AM
A jumped up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2021, 11:08:29 AM
Pratt who thinks
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 16, 2021, 15:08:18 PM
He is hilarious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2021, 17:14:26 PM
With his stupid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2021, 21:01:15 PM
Boring talk about
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 17, 2021, 07:20:43 AM
all us drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 17, 2021, 08:31:18 AM
In his fantasy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2021, 16:15:30 PM
world he thinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2021, 16:33:02 PM

That we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2021, 16:41:16 PM
Find him funny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2021, 20:16:03 PM
But have more
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 18, 2021, 23:11:06 PM
Sense than to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 19, 2021, 06:57:26 AM
even think about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2021, 11:21:18 AM
what the moron
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 19, 2021, 12:36:13 PM
Spouts from his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2021, 19:04:47 PM
Immature brain so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2021, 20:42:14 PM
let's stop talking
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 20, 2021, 07:14:49 AM
about the idiot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2021, 09:17:12 AM
And focus on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 20, 2021, 09:25:21 AM

Being friendly towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 20, 2021, 09:29:17 AM
Superior Northerners who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 20, 2021, 10:22:07 AM
are best at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 08:47:37 AM
Everything especially when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2021, 13:34:56 PM
comparison  towards southerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 21, 2021, 14:06:58 PM

Are mistakenly made
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 15:08:49 PM
To look like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2021, 20:57:35 PM
Adonis and superior
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 21:03:54 PM
To Buffoon Billy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 21, 2021, 21:06:45 PM
And his SNP
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 21:08:37 PM
Cronies who are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2021, 21:09:55 PM
More brain dead
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 21:15:15 PM
Losers just like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2021, 21:16:58 PM
Buffoon bungalow  Bill
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 21:22:09 PM
The leading nutcase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2021, 21:24:00 PM
and chief troll
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 21, 2021, 21:25:27 PM
Who fails to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2021, 10:29:37 AM
be funny or
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2021, 13:28:45 PM
Even slightly interesting
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 19:19:27 PM
But forget about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2021, 19:34:21 PM
the time he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 19:35:39 PM
He had mates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2021, 19:38:28 PM
before he became
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 19:38:57 PM
A poor sad
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2021, 19:40:50 PM
lonely pathetic  troll
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 19:44:58 PM
That everyone ignores
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2021, 19:48:05 PM
but alas he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 20:42:07 PM
Keeps on niggling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2021, 20:53:29 PM
About pathetic accusations
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 20:54:13 PM
And infantile remarks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2021, 20:55:19 PM
So we ignore
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 22, 2021, 20:55:51 PM
The loser and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 22, 2021, 21:03:42 PM
Remain true drossers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 22, 2021, 21:05:06 PM
And forever losers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 24, 2021, 19:06:46 PM
That ignore insignificant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 24, 2021, 22:13:52 PM
Mindless morons who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 24, 2021, 22:34:06 PM

Think they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2021, 08:29:01 AM
funny but alas
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2021, 09:24:25 AM

He is not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2021, 10:51:21 AM
Even worth a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 25, 2021, 18:10:10 PM
Reply so we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 25, 2021, 18:32:20 PM

Just ignore the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2021, 21:25:34 PM
p.r1.ck and get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 25, 2021, 22:12:45 PM
On with drossing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 25, 2021, 22:59:34 PM
And talking about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2021, 06:37:53 AM
Sensible things like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2021, 07:51:33 AM

Whippets and flat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2021, 11:20:07 AM
Cap and soft
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2021, 14:57:55 PM

Shandy drinking southerners 🍺
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 26, 2021, 15:43:35 PM
Wearing a syrup
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2021, 18:22:40 PM

Who recently received
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 26, 2021, 18:53:41 PM
A jab in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 26, 2021, 21:07:38 PM
the arm so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2021, 22:56:57 PM

He could forget
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 27, 2021, 07:39:05 AM
about going to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2021, 08:37:03 AM

Golf in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 27, 2021, 13:50:40 PM
cold and get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2021, 16:05:22 PM
Freeze off his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 27, 2021, 19:06:51 PM
Old wrinkly nuts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2021, 08:23:28 AM
off before going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2021, 10:24:17 AM
To watch spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 29, 2021, 12:59:17 PM

Get beaten by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 29, 2021, 15:48:31 PM
Ipswich Town who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2021, 18:14:53 PM
Dee loves to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2021, 20:27:10 PM
to watch with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 29, 2021, 20:46:31 PM
A bottle of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2021, 21:13:08 PM
Tia Maria and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 30, 2021, 09:13:42 AM
pork scratchings which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 30, 2021, 16:05:40 PM
were really toenails
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 30, 2021, 20:03:16 PM
We`re consumed in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on January 30, 2021, 20:53:48 PM
The public Bar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 31, 2021, 08:02:05 AM
Great haste causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 31, 2021, 21:06:59 PM
a great scare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2021, 08:19:12 AM
To her beloved
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2021, 15:08:40 PM
Bungalow bile because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 01, 2021, 19:20:37 PM
He's the retard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2021, 21:55:07 PM
in the village
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2021, 07:05:59 AM
Of imbeciles who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2021, 08:45:19 AM

Are not welcome
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2021, 09:26:04 AM
In our section
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2021, 15:19:02 PM
As they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 02, 2021, 18:24:07 PM
Not worthy of
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Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2021, 19:28:03 PM

Gracing us with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2021, 21:57:05 PM
with their efforts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 03, 2021, 19:40:44 PM
And bad taste
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 04, 2021, 06:43:11 AM
In putrid comments
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 04, 2021, 07:07:26 AM
because we love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 04, 2021, 12:59:08 PM
Nice banter and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 04, 2021, 18:48:02 PM
Kind words when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 04, 2021, 19:13:06 PM

Others are not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 05, 2021, 17:39:33 PM
Quite so considerate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 05, 2021, 19:25:11 PM
When they see
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 07, 2021, 06:05:40 AM
us getting along
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 08, 2021, 15:32:00 PM
As true friends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2021, 15:32:36 PM
and everything is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2021, 15:54:45 PM
Fine despite the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2021, 09:56:33 AM
interruptions of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 09, 2021, 18:26:24 PM
Minor irritants that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 09, 2021, 19:09:46 PM

Keep popping up
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 10, 2021, 07:21:50 AM
because they have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 10, 2021, 08:41:48 AM

No friends to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 10, 2021, 10:08:49 AM
Hang out with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2021, 08:26:36 AM
Leading to insanity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2021, 09:24:01 AM

And inane rambling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2021, 11:35:00 AM
on numerous forums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2021, 17:51:17 PM
But ignored by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2021, 18:58:12 PM
everyone which must
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2021, 20:02:39 PM
Touch a nerve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2021, 20:08:07 PM
In his tiny
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2021, 20:09:17 PM
Pea size excuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2021, 20:14:49 PM
For a brain
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2021, 20:15:45 PM
Which is reflected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2021, 20:17:23 PM
By his efforts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2021, 20:18:25 PM
To try winding
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2021, 20:29:33 PM
Up superior friend
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 11, 2021, 20:32:33 PM
But they are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 11, 2021, 21:26:24 PM
Not responding to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 11, 2021, 21:51:00 PM
the bullpoo that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2021, 04:35:33 AM
He always spouts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2021, 18:57:25 PM

About us good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 13, 2021, 20:21:31 PM
Folk who do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2021, 19:26:05 PM

Meet up in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 14, 2021, 19:51:30 PM
Good spirits and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 15, 2021, 07:18:11 AM
soak up the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2021, 09:15:34 AM

Good vibes on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 15, 2021, 16:40:23 PM
the seafront in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2021, 10:50:34 AM
Corralejo at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2021, 17:28:59 PM
Beach side bar
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2021, 18:00:25 PM
Where Jon buys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2021, 18:49:59 PM

All Bob`s beer 🍻
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 16, 2021, 19:06:35 PM
Being a generous
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2021, 23:07:38 PM
Person helping the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 17, 2021, 07:10:35 AM
aged out as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 17, 2021, 08:39:04 AM
Bob retires from
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Post by: Baldy on February 17, 2021, 09:49:15 AM

Working a couple
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Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2021, 11:17:09 AM
of days a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2021, 07:12:47 AM
Week to go
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Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2021, 10:42:32 AM

Part time on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 18, 2021, 13:03:38 PM
The picket line
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2021, 19:51:47 PM
With his brothers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 19, 2021, 07:24:32 AM
from other mothers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 19, 2021, 11:02:48 AM
Causing massive disruption
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2021, 11:24:25 AM

To the travelling 🧳
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 19, 2021, 16:18:03 PM
who shouldn't be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2021, 17:44:12 PM
Wasting their time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 20, 2021, 19:50:24 PM

Waiting for nonexistent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2021, 05:53:17 AM
Trains with no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2021, 13:42:05 PM

Drivers or guards
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2021, 16:19:13 PM
Or clean seats
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2021, 16:58:57 PM
To rest our
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Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2021, 20:04:51 PM

Weary rear ends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2021, 23:16:16 PM
After a long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 22, 2021, 07:03:35 AM
stressful time looking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2021, 18:59:06 PM
for flights to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2021, 00:15:41 AM
Deepest outer Mongolia
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 23, 2021, 07:08:22 AM
because we can`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2021, 07:08:57 AM
yet go until
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 23, 2021, 07:10:18 AM
hopefully later in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2021, 07:11:16 AM
sept because boris
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 23, 2021, 07:15:06 AM
is starting to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2021, 15:41:46 PM

Need a haircut 💇
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 23, 2021, 17:27:12 PM
And a swim
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 23, 2021, 22:13:41 PM
in the sea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2021, 08:44:13 AM
Before frolicking in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 24, 2021, 09:52:26 AM

The sand dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 24, 2021, 15:40:07 PM
With his best
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 24, 2021, 16:33:10 PM
mate bill who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on February 25, 2021, 07:04:23 AM
has been quiet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2021, 08:06:18 AM
down here but
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 25, 2021, 08:24:19 AM
Posting drivel ooop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2021, 17:44:11 PM
Top with other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 25, 2021, 18:05:56 PM
bloody know it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 25, 2021, 18:52:29 PM
All`s and Nigel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2021, 08:13:42 AM
Farage admirers who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2021, 19:35:19 PM
Thinks the sun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2021, 20:32:29 PM

Shines out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 26, 2021, 21:19:26 PM
backside which they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 26, 2021, 21:30:08 PM
Rant on about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 26, 2021, 21:56:46 PM
Constantly boring every
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 27, 2021, 16:14:44 PM
One who reads
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2021, 19:31:05 PM
their drivel  so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 28, 2021, 16:23:46 PM
Cringing and biased
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2021, 14:04:49 PM
It makes us
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2021, 17:07:40 PM
Want to puke
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2021, 17:45:20 PM
All over the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 01, 2021, 19:09:38 PM
Latest copy of
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 01, 2021, 19:39:42 PM
The Beano which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 02, 2021, 06:49:35 AM
is very old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 02, 2021, 18:01:39 PM
And part of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2021, 06:39:18 AM
Our national heritage
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2021, 16:57:55 PM
With famous characters
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2021, 17:15:52 PM
Like Lord Snooty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 03, 2021, 20:20:43 PM
And Dennis the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2021, 21:18:09 PM
Menace with Gnasher
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 04, 2021, 07:14:05 AM
who looks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2021, 20:01:01 PM
Some women Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 04, 2021, 21:11:55 PM
picked up at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 05, 2021, 19:13:45 PM

The Cherry Tree
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2021, 10:59:02 AM
In her finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2021, 16:59:06 PM

Fish net stockings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 06, 2021, 18:38:34 PM
And white stilettos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 07, 2021, 08:38:50 AM
Rubbing her sore
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2021, 15:57:48 PM
Eyes after seeing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 07, 2021, 16:16:08 PM

Bob buy a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 07, 2021, 18:21:40 PM
an orange juice
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 07, 2021, 21:16:31 PM
With large vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2021, 07:26:40 AM
Whilst refusing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 08, 2021, 18:22:49 PM

Buy Jon a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 08, 2021, 18:32:40 PM
Small beer because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2021, 10:22:05 AM
he cant take
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 10, 2021, 07:19:15 AM
the bottle back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2021, 07:54:26 AM
For a refund
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2021, 09:22:50 AM

As he didn`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2021, 11:59:06 AM
buy it in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2021, 14:28:12 PM
Waitrose where Dave
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 11, 2021, 19:09:05 PM

Gets free coffee ☕️
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2021, 19:27:19 PM
At every opportunity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 12, 2021, 09:48:01 AM
Because his pension
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 12, 2021, 14:11:51 PM
Is supplemented with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 13, 2021, 08:26:17 AM

Hair restoration cream
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 13, 2021, 08:40:56 AM
To enhance his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 13, 2021, 17:52:28 PM
Already perfect looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 13, 2021, 20:08:00 PM
but we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2021, 06:56:42 AM
Look good in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 14, 2021, 08:38:31 AM

Our own eyes 👀
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 14, 2021, 08:43:22 AM
But in reality
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2021, 06:42:34 AM
he aint no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 15, 2021, 07:10:33 AM
Oil painting with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 16, 2021, 07:26:58 AM
bits hanging out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 16, 2021, 08:34:52 AM
All over his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 17, 2021, 06:05:32 AM
geraniums in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2021, 07:29:57 AM
Potting shed where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2021, 08:02:11 AM

He secretly drinks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 17, 2021, 08:07:29 AM
His free coffee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 17, 2021, 13:12:17 PM
that he gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2021, 18:40:10 PM

At no expense
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 17, 2021, 19:56:06 PM
Outside lockdown restrictions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2021, 06:51:43 AM
Which is ignored
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2021, 12:20:32 PM
because posh people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2021, 12:35:12 PM
Dont believe in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 18, 2021, 16:42:54 PM
Mixing with rough
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2021, 18:01:26 PM
or obeying the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 18, 2021, 18:14:44 PM
Laws of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 19, 2021, 06:19:21 AM
government  but no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 19, 2021, 06:30:54 AM
Respect is shown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 19, 2021, 19:40:48 PM
By northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2021, 05:12:56 AM
to effluent  southerners  ;)
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2021, 07:31:43 AM
Who fill sewers
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 20, 2021, 18:59:05 PM
With northern ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2021, 08:04:58 AM
The preferred tipple
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2021, 10:01:03 AM

Of northern folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 21, 2021, 22:27:32 PM
because strong ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 22, 2021, 06:01:06 AM
makes them feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2021, 08:26:12 AM

Like a southerner
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 22, 2021, 17:10:54 PM
Soft and whiney
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 23, 2021, 06:55:50 AM
because the Northeners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2021, 13:37:57 PM
Are tuff and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 15:05:28 PM
And never complain
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 23, 2021, 19:06:17 PM

About useless referees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 20:42:12 PM
Who never give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2021, 20:44:27 PM
Penalties to Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 20:46:01 PM
Even when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2021, 20:46:45 PM
Plead with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 20:52:19 PM
Linesman to give
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2021, 20:52:56 PM
But alas it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 23, 2021, 21:08:38 PM
Was diving brilliance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2021, 21:12:39 PM
From our Gareth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 24, 2021, 07:52:34 AM
With his ponytail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2021, 09:07:07 AM
Flowing in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2021, 09:08:32 AM

Wind behind him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2021, 09:09:07 AM
Making him look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2021, 13:56:45 PM

Like a girl 👧
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2021, 19:13:04 PM
Paul would date
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2021, 19:37:32 PM

On a Friday
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 24, 2021, 20:26:33 PM
And very grateful
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2021, 07:50:17 AM
To Dave for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2021, 08:03:20 AM
Setting him up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2021, 08:04:34 AM
In his love
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 25, 2021, 08:08:25 AM
Life with Gareth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2021, 14:11:39 PM
By his side
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 25, 2021, 19:03:19 PM

Together forever`s where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 26, 2021, 06:12:20 AM
England win five
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2021, 06:20:03 AM
Nil against poor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 26, 2021, 06:24:05 AM
San Marino who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2021, 06:26:02 AM
Never win at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2021, 09:16:37 AM

Wembley, nor Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2021, 09:39:48 AM
Never win anything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2021, 19:01:46 PM

Despite numerous appearances
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 27, 2021, 06:55:32 AM
with Harry Kane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 27, 2021, 09:14:44 AM
Using his Cockeneeeee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2021, 13:51:41 PM

Chums, Chas and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2021, 17:27:05 PM
Dave when men
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 28, 2021, 07:10:32 AM
used to sing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2021, 08:05:43 AM
Around a piano
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2021, 10:16:36 AM

Down the boozer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2021, 14:21:28 PM
Before we decidef
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2021, 16:20:19 PM
Northerners can`t sing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 28, 2021, 17:55:12 PM
Silly southern songs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2021, 07:05:54 AM
About wombles who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2021, 08:55:23 AM

Roam wild on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2021, 14:34:45 PM
Wimbledon Common picking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2021, 17:47:18 PM
On little Gareth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 29, 2021, 18:32:10 PM

Throwing down rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2021, 18:40:07 PM
For uncle Bulgaria
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 29, 2021, 20:03:03 PM
To recycle  into
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2021, 20:26:02 PM
A new syrup
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on March 30, 2021, 06:07:14 AM
because too many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2021, 07:20:37 AM
Masks were found
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 30, 2021, 13:10:11 PM
In Daves garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2021, 14:13:29 PM

Under his old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2021, 21:06:03 PM
Pension books which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2021, 21:12:05 PM

Needs up dating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2021, 21:12:41 PM
For his increase
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2021, 21:13:24 PM

To pay for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2021, 21:15:52 PM
His season ticket
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2021, 21:19:14 PM

To the Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 30, 2021, 21:20:11 PM
Ladies team who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 30, 2021, 21:21:32 PM

Play home games
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2021, 06:49:03 AM
In Daves garden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2021, 08:47:42 AM

Saving him travelling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 31, 2021, 17:30:18 PM
On the bus
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 31, 2021, 18:10:38 PM

To the capital
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 01, 2021, 06:12:05 AM
because Harry Kane
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2021, 07:56:06 AM
Was ignoring him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2021, 08:30:45 AM
And Gareth was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2021, 08:41:03 AM

Heading back to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 01, 2021, 08:54:03 AM
Madrid for his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2021, 13:07:34 PM

Bottle of honeyrum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 01, 2021, 15:36:50 PM
And sitting on
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2021, 17:27:16 PM
His bar stool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 01, 2021, 18:31:42 PM

Gave him piles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 01, 2021, 19:15:58 PM
Of pork scratchings
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 02, 2021, 07:55:37 AM
which he munched
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2021, 09:10:45 AM

And broke a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2021, 09:13:12 AM
Tooth causing cries
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2021, 15:49:07 PM
For a penalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2021, 16:38:45 PM
As he rolled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 02, 2021, 18:13:07 PM

Around the pitch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2021, 18:35:38 PM
Sobbing uncontrollably for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 02, 2021, 19:08:42 PM
His favourite teddy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2021, 23:11:56 PM
Bear to cuddle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 03, 2021, 07:09:56 AM
and his blankie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2021, 07:31:46 AM
To warm his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2021, 17:31:24 PM
Golf clubs that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2021, 19:00:08 PM

Are collecting dust
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2021, 19:19:23 PM
In Madrid where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2021, 19:37:42 PM
He dare not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 03, 2021, 20:54:04 PM
Return because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2021, 21:09:44 PM
Owed to much
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2021, 23:35:04 PM

To the tax
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 04, 2021, 08:18:50 AM
Man for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 04, 2021, 19:14:07 PM
Over inflated salary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2021, 22:20:20 PM

And add ons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 05, 2021, 08:19:15 AM
For his personal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 05, 2021, 10:44:55 AM
Grooming aides who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2021, 19:05:51 PM
Bob recommends to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 05, 2021, 19:09:48 PM

Jon to use
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 05, 2021, 20:19:40 PM
After bathing in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 06, 2021, 08:00:14 AM
The river Gipping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2021, 18:25:15 PM
Whilst gagging for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2021, 19:07:11 PM

His Covid test
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 06, 2021, 21:23:25 PM
To get his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 07, 2021, 06:06:21 AM
negative result so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 07, 2021, 07:35:39 AM
He could romp
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 07, 2021, 11:25:43 AM
In the dunes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2021, 17:27:40 PM

With his beloved
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2021, 21:22:32 PM
Dee drinking some
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 08, 2021, 06:03:13 AM
honey rum and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2021, 07:46:47 AM
Getting frisky with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 08, 2021, 07:47:26 AM
His one and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 08, 2021, 07:49:10 AM
Only glamour puss
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 08, 2021, 07:49:59 AM
Who's gagging for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 08, 2021, 08:44:39 AM

A Tia Maria
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 08, 2021, 14:15:18 PM
With two lumps
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2021, 08:00:00 AM
Of ice to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2021, 08:00:57 AM

Cool her down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2021, 08:05:47 AM
After her exertions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2021, 08:34:00 AM

With young Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 10, 2021, 17:25:18 PM
Getting sand out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 10, 2021, 19:02:40 PM
Of her bikini
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 11, 2021, 07:28:44 AM
which looks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2021, 08:06:49 AM
It only touches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2021, 12:19:24 PM
Where it fits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 12, 2021, 07:32:53 AM
Exposing her ample
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 12, 2021, 13:01:40 PM
Curves to anyone
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 12, 2021, 15:22:26 PM
that would like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 12, 2021, 19:08:58 PM
To dabble in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2021, 06:52:37 AM
The sordid world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2021, 06:53:17 AM
That she likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2021, 07:02:45 AM
To dabble in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2021, 07:03:23 AM
Where people get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 13, 2021, 08:24:39 AM

Very excited at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2021, 16:44:48 PM
Being able to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 13, 2021, 18:24:17 PM

Buy alarm clocks ⏰
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 14, 2021, 07:35:24 AM
To wake up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2021, 10:42:47 AM
Eary doors so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 14, 2021, 14:52:37 PM

Bob doesn`t arrive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2021, 15:57:38 PM
And catch jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 14, 2021, 19:40:51 PM
In the middle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2021, 21:37:17 PM
Of his daily
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 15, 2021, 05:59:49 AM
walk along the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2021, 06:59:22 AM
River Gipping for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2021, 07:13:31 AM
A gagging good
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2021, 11:42:35 AM
Swallow of warm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2021, 17:35:54 PM

Tolly Cobbold ale 🍺
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2021, 18:13:43 PM
On the docks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 15, 2021, 19:25:03 PM
With all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 15, 2021, 21:05:45 PM
Trendy wine bars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 15, 2021, 22:04:52 PM

Serving the elite
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 16, 2021, 07:10:23 AM
Prosecco and Pimms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 17, 2021, 08:00:57 AM
In pouncy little
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2021, 16:56:50 PM
Thimbles that dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 17, 2021, 18:30:55 PM

Whet the whistle
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2021, 21:38:05 PM
Or get the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2021, 08:03:58 AM
Juices flowing for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 18, 2021, 16:12:53 PM
Her next gagging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2021, 17:02:25 PM

Session with her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 19, 2021, 07:04:06 AM
Swab test man
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 19, 2021, 16:12:24 PM
Who's probing swab
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 19, 2021, 20:22:10 PM
Reaches the parts
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 20, 2021, 05:58:38 AM
of the Super
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 20, 2021, 07:36:33 AM
Rich people who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 20, 2021, 20:48:34 PM
Haven`t t worked hard
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2021, 22:40:27 PM

In Norfolk since
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 21, 2021, 07:07:27 AM
They left school
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2021, 19:38:49 PM
Always looking for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 21, 2021, 20:03:27 PM
An open pub
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 22, 2021, 06:57:50 AM
Serving free beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 22, 2021, 08:31:02 AM

Since Waitrose stopped
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 22, 2021, 17:40:37 PM
Free coffees and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 23, 2021, 07:11:29 AM
a read of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2021, 08:56:05 AM

The times paper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2021, 09:34:52 AM
To see how
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 24, 2021, 17:44:17 PM
The stock market
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2021, 20:08:06 PM

Is climbing to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 24, 2021, 22:33:57 PM
Record highs under
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2021, 07:56:30 AM
The watchful eye
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2021, 13:34:28 PM
Of his cronies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 25, 2021, 14:37:44 PM

And Jose Mourinho
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 25, 2021, 20:04:51 PM
Arsenals next manager
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 26, 2021, 07:06:52 AM
likes to play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 26, 2021, 07:25:40 AM
With his trumpet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 26, 2021, 08:17:43 AM
Blowing bum notes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 26, 2021, 20:24:50 PM
With no class
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 27, 2021, 07:12:54 AM
which makes him
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2021, 08:08:53 AM

An ideal candidate
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 27, 2021, 18:49:38 PM
To buy some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 27, 2021, 19:05:32 PM

Ale in Jon`s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 27, 2021, 23:11:36 PM
Finest establishment which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 28, 2021, 07:12:13 AM
closes when it
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 28, 2021, 19:19:35 PM
Sees jon approaching
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on April 29, 2021, 06:57:27 AM
because his wallet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 29, 2021, 07:46:12 AM

Had been emptied
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 29, 2021, 08:03:50 AM
By the moths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2021, 00:34:55 AM
And the elite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 30, 2021, 10:08:04 AM

Of the forum
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2021, 18:52:31 PM
Who are needing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2021, 19:58:48 PM

Ale provided by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 02, 2021, 06:25:17 AM
Southern breweries that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2021, 07:47:44 AM
Closed for Dee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 02, 2021, 12:45:32 PM
So she can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2021, 07:22:25 AM
Stop for a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2021, 13:18:22 PM
A quickie with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2021, 17:15:54 PM
Valentino rossi who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2021, 17:16:26 PM
She has a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2021, 17:17:37 PM
Crush on because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2021, 17:18:49 PM
Like him she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2021, 18:42:43 PM
Is gagging for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 03, 2021, 18:55:44 PM

A trip to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2021, 19:19:00 PM
The local pub
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 03, 2021, 20:05:56 PM
In leafy Bramford
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 03, 2021, 21:25:59 PM
Which remains closed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 04, 2021, 07:06:02 AM
so instead she
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 04, 2021, 07:48:42 AM
Nicked it from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 04, 2021, 17:35:36 PM
The local offie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 05, 2021, 06:53:42 AM
Before legging it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2021, 07:42:16 AM
Back to Essex
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 06, 2021, 07:04:19 AM
where they like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2021, 08:57:29 AM
Like to wear
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 06, 2021, 18:33:21 PM
Smartly unlike Yorkshire
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 06, 2021, 18:47:43 PM
Bar owners who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 07, 2021, 19:20:02 PM
Short change their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2021, 11:08:16 AM
Friends from down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2021, 13:01:18 PM

The railway club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 08, 2021, 13:34:42 PM
Who like a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 08, 2021, 18:32:46 PM

Rip off merchant
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2021, 07:37:33 AM
To buy vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 09, 2021, 12:23:14 PM
And other things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 08:16:06 AM
For the Elite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2021, 08:59:44 AM

Of the forum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 11:14:03 AM
To enjoy whilst
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2021, 19:42:34 PM

Jon plies him
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2021, 20:10:53 PM
Dodgy black puddings
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 20:12:37 PM
And free ale
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2021, 20:13:21 PM
Brewed from his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 20:26:40 PM
Own micro brewery
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2021, 20:27:43 PM
In his shed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 10, 2021, 20:33:22 PM
At the back
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2021, 20:41:01 PM
Of ferret cage
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 10, 2021, 20:43:17 PM

And pigeon coop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2021, 20:44:09 PM
And whippet kennel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2021, 07:27:46 AM
Where he mixes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2021, 07:33:53 AM
His magic potions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2021, 07:37:02 AM
To the wonderment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2021, 07:38:23 AM
Of Norfolk's tightest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2021, 07:39:58 AM
Who's tastebuds were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2021, 08:21:44 AM

Taken to a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2021, 20:06:20 PM
New level of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 11, 2021, 22:23:44 PM
Enjoyment with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2021, 04:33:59 AM
Finest Northern ales
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 12, 2021, 16:17:58 PM
mixed with vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 12, 2021, 19:03:06 PM
So that the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2021, 21:16:44 PM
The water evaporates
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 14, 2021, 07:16:23 AM
and it tastes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 14, 2021, 12:14:49 PM
Like less than one's image of idealised perfection  southern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 14, 2021, 12:15:45 PM
Like c.r.a.p.p.y southern   ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 14, 2021, 21:24:05 PM

Lancastrian beer brewed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 15, 2021, 10:28:00 AM
Which is great
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 15, 2021, 19:13:52 PM
For clearing drains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 15, 2021, 21:36:54 PM

Or rotting guts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 16, 2021, 07:30:03 AM
Of softie southerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 16, 2021, 08:17:13 AM
who drink the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2021, 08:49:01 AM
Most disgusting  beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2021, 10:21:21 AM

That northerners brew
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 16, 2021, 19:30:13 PM
By the gallon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2021, 20:46:55 PM
But envious  cockenees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2021, 07:24:24 AM
Prefer flat rubbish
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2021, 07:55:08 AM
Tasting of toilet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 17, 2021, 14:55:45 PM
Water with no
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 17, 2021, 19:06:34 PM
Northern pollutants added
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 18, 2021, 06:53:55 AM
To improve the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 18, 2021, 18:18:47 PM
Taste of southern
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Post by: DaveW on May 18, 2021, 20:04:50 PM
Comfort imported from
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Post by: dee-dee on May 19, 2021, 07:26:54 AM
America where they
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2021, 19:33:30 PM
Get slave labour
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 19, 2021, 23:11:12 PM
From leafy Norfolk
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Post by: dee-dee on May 20, 2021, 07:10:04 AM
because they are
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Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2021, 08:32:28 AM

In need of
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 20, 2021, 13:27:51 PM
Tax free work
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Post by: Baldy on May 20, 2021, 20:45:25 PM

And free lodgings
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2021, 08:15:16 AM
At daves house
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Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2021, 08:26:47 AM

Where the facilities
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2021, 16:58:27 PM
Are palacious and
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Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2021, 13:57:40 PM
Requires COVID passports
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Post by: Baldy on May 22, 2021, 16:47:32 PM

Before being admitted
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Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2021, 19:20:47 PM
For an experience
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Post by: Baldy on May 23, 2021, 08:27:21 AM

Beyond our wildest
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Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2021, 18:02:21 PM
Dreams were you
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 23, 2021, 18:30:39 PM
Hand fed by
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Post by: DaveW on May 23, 2021, 21:32:22 PM
Dusky maidens in
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Post by: dee-dee on May 24, 2021, 05:50:53 AM
attire that makes
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2021, 06:55:16 AM
Dave very frisky
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2021, 07:20:04 AM
But he has
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2021, 07:24:47 AM
A slight problem
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2021, 07:26:17 AM
With his dodgy
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2021, 07:30:30 AM
Syrup that slips
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2021, 07:32:31 AM
Over his eyes
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2021, 07:33:51 AM
Causing him to
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2021, 07:35:24 AM
To miss a
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 24, 2021, 07:37:18 AM
Handful of  the
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Post by: Baldy on May 24, 2021, 08:49:04 AM

Correct referee decisions
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 24, 2021, 18:29:57 PM
That never seem
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Post by: Baldy on May 25, 2021, 13:29:58 PM

To please Dave
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Post by: DaveW on May 25, 2021, 19:37:55 PM
Or Peter Schmeichel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on May 26, 2021, 05:25:43 AM
who likes to
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Post by: Baldy on May 26, 2021, 08:18:38 AM

Whinge about every
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2021, 12:16:04 PM
Thing under the
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Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2021, 08:18:25 AM

Sun especially referees
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2021, 09:13:57 AM
Who are always
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Post by: Baldy on May 27, 2021, 17:16:56 PM

Conspiring against Spurs
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Post by: DaveW on May 27, 2021, 18:38:48 PM
And denying them
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Post by: dee-dee on May 28, 2021, 07:07:09 AM
the chance to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 28, 2021, 19:03:11 PM
Get a point
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 28, 2021, 21:12:15 PM
When they deserve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2021, 22:10:20 PM

Nothing at all
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Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2021, 12:30:50 PM
Because they are
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Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2021, 19:32:21 PM
Always robbed by
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Post by: dee-dee on May 30, 2021, 07:11:08 AM
teams from the
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2021, 07:17:23 AM
The superior north
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Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2021, 16:54:02 PM
London and around
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 31, 2021, 07:34:01 AM
At the Emirates
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Post by: Baldy on May 31, 2021, 07:38:51 AM

Where Thursday nights
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Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2021, 08:26:44 AM
There`s nothing doing
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 31, 2021, 08:32:31 AM
Unless you like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 31, 2021, 18:50:08 PM
Stadiums like libraries
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 01, 2021, 07:02:30 AM
Where silence is
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Post by: Baldy on June 01, 2021, 08:09:08 AM

Broken by noisy
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Post by: dee-dee on June 02, 2021, 15:14:56 PM
vuvuzelas being blown
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Post by: Baldy on June 02, 2021, 16:23:30 PM

By the gospel
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Post by: DaveW on June 03, 2021, 17:30:58 PM
Brasher from up
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2021, 07:06:27 AM
Leafy Suffolk way
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Post by: dee-dee on June 04, 2021, 07:22:57 AM
which is down
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Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2021, 07:24:01 AM

In the affluent
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2021, 14:20:23 PM
Area where Dave
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Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2021, 16:43:47 PM

Leaves his car 🚗
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Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2021, 18:26:30 PM
To be cleaned
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Post by: Baldy on June 04, 2021, 19:03:04 PM

By the local
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Post by: dee-dee on June 05, 2021, 07:20:55 AM
village idiots that
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 07, 2021, 16:41:36 PM
Like to drop
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2021, 07:09:19 AM
Dog poo bags
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Post by: dee-dee on June 08, 2021, 07:24:24 AM
or hang them
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 08, 2021, 18:09:20 PM
In the bushes
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Post by: Baldy on June 08, 2021, 19:14:13 PM

Around Dave`s mansion
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Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2021, 21:10:34 PM
With a moat
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 07:13:07 AM
To keep out
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Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2021, 09:19:22 AM

Undesirables from outside
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 09:45:59 AM
The emirates stadium
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Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2021, 16:40:31 PM

Who should be
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 09, 2021, 18:54:22 PM
Tareed and feathered
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Post by: DaveW on June 09, 2021, 20:03:59 PM
And banished to
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Post by: Baldy on June 09, 2021, 21:13:41 PM

White Hart Lane
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 09, 2021, 22:56:20 PM
To help Harry
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Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2021, 20:29:26 PM
With his ankle
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 11, 2021, 09:02:52 AM
As they keep
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Post by: dee-dee on June 11, 2021, 16:43:00 PM
waiting for the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 12, 2021, 18:02:11 PM
Barmaid to arrive
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Post by: DaveW on June 12, 2021, 21:06:45 PM
With his eels
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 13, 2021, 14:57:25 PM
For him to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 13, 2021, 18:58:46 PM
Win a bit
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 14, 2021, 09:27:36 AM
Of respect from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2021, 16:09:57 PM
The local talent
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Post by: dee-dee on June 16, 2021, 14:55:47 PM
whose name is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2021, 19:41:07 PM
Written on every
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Post by: Baldy on June 16, 2021, 20:19:16 PM

Newspaper in Norfolk
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 17, 2021, 10:45:22 AM
Where the good
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Post by: Baldy on June 18, 2021, 08:02:47 AM

Are barred from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2021, 14:19:16 PM
Airing their views
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 19, 2021, 20:53:00 PM
About rowdy northerners
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 20, 2021, 06:32:50 AM
on the golf
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2021, 07:44:00 AM
Course thrash Dave
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Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2021, 07:45:41 AM

Within an inch
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2021, 07:46:25 AM
Of his wallet
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Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2021, 07:49:20 AM

Which is hidden
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2021, 07:50:39 AM
In his secret
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Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2021, 07:59:50 AM

Pocket under his
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2021, 08:11:18 AM
Syrup which is
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Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2021, 08:14:16 AM

Loosely attached to
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2021, 08:16:55 AM
His cranium with
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Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2021, 08:18:52 AM

Double sided tape
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 20, 2021, 08:23:20 AM
For extra security
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Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2021, 13:44:52 PM

To prevent it
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Post by: DaveW on June 20, 2021, 16:48:17 PM
Being stolen by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2021, 19:57:46 PM

The seagulls on
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2021, 07:21:44 AM
Beachy head where
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Post by: dee-dee on June 21, 2021, 14:48:07 PM
they always poop
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 21, 2021, 18:21:00 PM
And the bags
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2021, 19:45:10 PM
Hang from the
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Post by: Baldy on June 21, 2021, 21:28:09 PM

Palm trees on
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 21, 2021, 22:19:42 PM
Norfolks golden beaches
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2021, 01:46:32 AM
Acting as decorations
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 22, 2021, 16:13:57 PM
To attract the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2021, 18:16:51 PM
Rooks and crows
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Post by: dee-dee on June 23, 2021, 07:34:03 AM
and the Jackdaws
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 23, 2021, 07:43:42 AM
To peck at
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on June 24, 2021, 14:56:13 PM
his very small
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 26, 2021, 16:33:00 PM
Appendix  which hangs
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Post by: DaveW on June 26, 2021, 17:57:10 PM
Around Burnley where
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Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2021, 20:43:42 PM

They know nothing
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Post by: dee-dee on June 27, 2021, 07:36:50 AM
about the wildlife
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 27, 2021, 10:51:10 AM
Of the amazon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 27, 2021, 15:22:03 PM

Jungle in south
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2021, 07:32:45 AM
America where Brazilians
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Post by: Elite of the forum on June 28, 2021, 09:02:14 AM
Like close shaves
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Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2021, 13:27:09 PM

All over their
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Post by: dee-dee on June 28, 2021, 14:33:25 PM
hairy bodies that
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 01, 2021, 08:03:01 AM
Makes them look
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Post by: Baldy on July 01, 2021, 12:47:54 PM

Like Dave`s shiny
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 01, 2021, 15:56:41 PM
Bald pallet that
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Post by: dee-dee on July 02, 2021, 06:42:57 AM
could do with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2021, 09:02:54 AM

A make over
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2021, 21:15:15 PM
From the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 02, 2021, 21:40:38 PM

Pet store in
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 03, 2021, 08:41:25 AM
In deepest Suffolk
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Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2021, 16:30:07 PM
Where they eat
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2021, 08:11:28 AM
Some strange delicacies
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Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2021, 08:13:40 AM

And speak with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2021, 08:13:44 AM
That they dig
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2021, 08:22:24 AM
Did you 2 post at the same time ;D

Out of the
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2021, 08:31:11 AM
Yep lol

Mud on Clacton
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2021, 08:36:36 AM
Beach where eels
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2021, 08:47:04 AM
Like to feed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2021, 08:53:37 AM
On Daves corns
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2021, 09:00:10 AM
Because he can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2021, 18:28:47 PM

Bend over far
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Post by: DaveW on July 04, 2021, 18:57:34 PM
Pervy northerners nearby
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Post by: Elite of the forum on July 04, 2021, 19:26:56 PM
Who think that
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 05, 2021, 06:07:32 AM
boobs and breasts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 05, 2021, 07:17:51 AM

Are for playing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2021, 07:46:47 AM
With by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2021, 07:59:02 AM
Big dunes in
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2021, 08:28:30 AM
Corralejo where all
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Post by: DaveW on July 05, 2021, 17:58:21 PM
The best naturists
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Post by: Baldy on July 05, 2021, 19:27:49 PM

Literally hang out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 05, 2021, 22:16:51 PM
With Dee on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2021, 06:14:19 AM

The sun bed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 06, 2021, 10:56:20 AM
Drinking Tia Maria
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 06, 2021, 17:42:01 PM
With a straw
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Post by: dee-dee on July 07, 2021, 07:06:56 AM
which makes her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 07, 2021, 07:45:18 AM
Feel rather frisky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 07, 2021, 10:04:02 AM
Especially when she
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2021, 16:59:40 PM
Is reading her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 11, 2021, 08:03:09 AM
Tea leaves to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 11, 2021, 09:31:10 AM
Find out what
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 12, 2021, 07:12:52 AM
the score was
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 12, 2021, 11:02:01 AM
But has we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 12, 2021, 19:13:25 PM
Know Dee always
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 13, 2021, 07:16:21 AM
is glass half
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 13, 2021, 19:53:11 PM
Empty,due to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 15, 2021, 07:21:17 AM
her holiday being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 15, 2021, 08:32:44 AM
Being on hold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2021, 08:34:45 AM

Due to Covid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 15, 2021, 09:28:36 AM
And the need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 16, 2021, 07:06:06 AM
to test three
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 16, 2021, 19:18:21 PM
Samples at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2021, 07:17:48 AM
Local beach bar
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 17, 2021, 19:00:31 PM
Where Jon hangs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 18, 2021, 07:30:04 AM
Out Dees thongs
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 18, 2021, 20:38:48 PM
From his teeth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 19, 2021, 07:17:02 AM
To savour the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 19, 2021, 15:15:33 PM
thought of never
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 19, 2021, 20:43:56 PM
Experiencing such an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 21, 2021, 07:34:30 AM
Eyewatering sight in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 21, 2021, 08:36:51 AM

The sand dunes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 21, 2021, 14:33:45 PM
ever again so
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 22, 2021, 21:08:28 PM
His new binoculars
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 23, 2021, 07:47:03 AM

Will be steamed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 23, 2021, 08:29:07 AM
Up all the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 24, 2021, 16:34:43 PM
Time he ogles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on July 24, 2021, 22:08:02 PM
Naked young boys
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 25, 2021, 07:13:28 AM
The beautiful scenery
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2021, 18:38:29 PM
And ignoring annoying
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 26, 2021, 07:34:39 AM
Comments made by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 26, 2021, 16:45:52 PM
the trolls that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2021, 19:01:04 PM

Frequent the dross
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2021, 20:11:19 PM
That have been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2021, 06:24:00 AM
Reported to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 27, 2021, 18:58:37 PM
Mods so hopefully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 27, 2021, 19:00:30 PM
He will disappear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 27, 2021, 21:08:03 PM
Back under his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 28, 2021, 18:22:39 PM
His damp rock
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on July 29, 2021, 06:47:40 AM
where he came
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 29, 2021, 08:54:25 AM

Creeping out from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2021, 18:36:43 PM
To practice his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on August 01, 2021, 18:52:02 PM
Charm offensive against
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 02, 2021, 07:25:04 AM
troll skills that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 02, 2021, 08:14:53 AM

Are not welcome
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on August 02, 2021, 20:13:03 PM
In my manor
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2021, 20:21:01 PM
But we know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2021, 21:00:46 PM

It will keep
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 04, 2021, 07:14:54 AM
being posted because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 04, 2021, 08:56:12 AM
Admin don't seemed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 04, 2021, 12:24:23 PM

To respond quickly
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 05, 2021, 14:35:45 PM
anymore so we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 05, 2021, 16:19:52 PM
Just have to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 05, 2021, 18:49:18 PM

Put up with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Buffalo Bill on August 05, 2021, 21:35:07 PM
His fantastic humour
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 08, 2021, 14:13:19 PM
Ignoring his trash
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2021, 14:33:57 PM

And continue to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 08, 2021, 15:50:23 PM
Wait for admin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2021, 19:21:13 PM

To ban the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2021, 13:44:08 PM
Childish troll who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 09, 2021, 19:42:11 PM
thinks he's a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 09, 2021, 21:04:56 PM
Bit of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2021, 22:13:52 PM

Comedian in his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 10, 2021, 08:07:12 AM
own little world
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2021, 10:20:15 AM
Of mindless morons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2021, 13:12:23 PM

And not wanted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 10, 2021, 14:04:56 PM
With us intellectuals
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 11, 2021, 07:18:06 AM
because we are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 11, 2021, 07:43:33 AM

Nice and friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 12, 2021, 07:14:13 AM
Except when Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2021, 07:25:28 AM

Beat Man City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2021, 14:10:17 PM
Then jon goes
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 12, 2021, 18:53:32 PM
And switches to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 12, 2021, 19:24:28 PM
Another team in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2021, 19:55:24 PM

Liverpool where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 13, 2021, 08:06:42 AM
Go bin dipping
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 13, 2021, 16:09:10 PM
to try and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 14, 2021, 07:45:53 AM
Get a full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2021, 10:25:48 AM
Crust of bread
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2021, 13:11:17 PM

As their main
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 14, 2021, 13:39:54 PM
Source of nourishment
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2021, 18:54:47 PM
Before going out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2021, 19:15:17 PM

And robbing unsuspecting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 15, 2021, 07:00:31 AM
Bob of his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 15, 2021, 08:05:30 AM

New teeth that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2021, 08:50:53 AM
Cost a fortune
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2021, 20:53:08 PM
From Poundland and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2021, 06:27:07 AM
Made him very
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 16, 2021, 07:15:42 AM
sore around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 16, 2021, 14:52:42 PM
Back of his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 17, 2021, 07:16:20 AM
new garden shed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2021, 09:40:54 AM
Where the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2021, 10:11:53 AM
Buffoon writes his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 17, 2021, 10:41:15 AM
Garbage to post
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 17, 2021, 22:48:54 PM
On dross where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 18, 2021, 08:19:34 AM
He then gets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 18, 2021, 09:15:48 AM

Completely ignored by
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 18, 2021, 14:26:29 PM
us because he`s
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 18, 2021, 22:39:52 PM
a  proper banker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 19, 2021, 08:33:10 AM

And should be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 19, 2021, 14:33:24 PM
Locked away in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 19, 2021, 15:29:07 PM
the Big Brother
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 19, 2021, 22:11:59 PM

House with all
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 22, 2021, 16:08:17 PM
The posers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2021, 20:41:50 PM

Are so full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2021, 05:15:21 AM
Of poo they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 23, 2021, 07:20:24 AM
smell like they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2021, 07:42:38 AM
Have verbal diarrhoea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 23, 2021, 16:20:23 PM

And spout a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 24, 2021, 07:07:08 AM
Load of tripe
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 25, 2021, 07:27:32 AM
because they have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 25, 2021, 08:35:18 AM
Bungalow bill teaching
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2021, 10:26:21 AM
Them how to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 25, 2021, 13:20:53 PM

Be very annoying.  (polite version)
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 25, 2021, 20:33:24 PM
And boring the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2021, 09:05:22 AM

Life out of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2021, 10:22:32 AM
All the good
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2021, 13:19:27 PM

People on dross
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 26, 2021, 23:08:03 PM
Who dont give
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 27, 2021, 06:18:33 AM
two sh1ts about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 27, 2021, 14:36:36 PM
About what he
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 27, 2021, 21:27:44 PM
Says about City
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 28, 2021, 05:46:06 AM
players because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2021, 11:25:29 AM
Are better than
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 30, 2021, 06:41:22 AM
the team that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2021, 08:49:21 AM
Jon is supporting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2021, 08:50:40 AM

At this moment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2021, 09:04:55 AM
Which is Arsenal
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 30, 2021, 12:10:53 PM
Who are going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2021, 12:37:53 PM
To play Championship
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2021, 13:11:13 PM

Football next season
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2021, 13:13:21 PM
And the library
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 30, 2021, 14:23:16 PM
Will be silent
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 30, 2021, 17:51:14 PM
As when lockdown
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on August 31, 2021, 07:04:34 AM
comes back again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 31, 2021, 07:47:58 AM
To keep us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2021, 12:46:30 PM

All in quarantine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 01, 2021, 07:11:44 AM
Except for Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 01, 2021, 12:47:48 PM
Who doesn't give
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 01, 2021, 15:37:41 PM
two sh1ts about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 02, 2021, 18:27:00 PM

Keeping away from
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 03, 2021, 07:05:10 AM
anyone that has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 03, 2021, 07:46:20 AM
Supplied his vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 03, 2021, 08:00:15 AM
H will soon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 04, 2021, 04:40:50 AM
Fall down again
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2021, 06:36:54 AM
And get more
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 05, 2021, 06:42:19 AM
when he sees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 05, 2021, 06:45:42 AM
Up the skirt
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 06, 2021, 19:37:44 PM
Of a Scotsman
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 06, 2021, 21:26:26 PM
when he dances
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 07, 2021, 07:15:39 AM
the Highland fling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2021, 07:42:58 AM
Which isn't a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 07, 2021, 08:22:37 AM
pretty sight at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 07, 2021, 22:16:50 PM
The best of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 08, 2021, 07:05:18 AM
times because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 08, 2021, 23:08:07 PM
Never usually washes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 09, 2021, 10:22:34 AM
His nether regions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 09, 2021, 10:47:23 AM
That smell like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 09, 2021, 14:43:16 PM
mouldy cheese sandwiches
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 10, 2021, 08:16:23 AM
On British rail
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2021, 09:21:01 AM

Served by Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2021, 10:01:59 AM
Working overtime to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2021, 13:19:17 PM

Pay for Jon`s
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 11, 2021, 17:05:05 PM
Plastic surgery for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 11, 2021, 22:09:27 PM
him to transition
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2021, 22:11:05 PM
Into what jon
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 11, 2021, 22:18:33 PM
thinks he should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2021, 22:21:55 PM
But we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2021, 08:31:54 AM
Know he`s perfect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2021, 08:59:02 AM

For an operation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 12, 2021, 11:14:32 AM
To remove his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 13, 2021, 07:50:55 AM
Stitches from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2021, 08:58:47 AM

Wallet of Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 13, 2021, 09:07:36 AM
That is unused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2021, 17:48:11 PM

Since Blackburn won
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 14, 2021, 08:59:21 AM
A trophy many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 14, 2021, 21:14:57 PM
Times since Bratford
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 15, 2021, 21:27:32 PM
Was all fields
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 16, 2021, 08:08:36 AM
Where the locals
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2021, 08:34:58 AM
Spoke the queens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2021, 09:12:14 AM

English and not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 17, 2021, 06:59:13 AM
Some cockeneeeeeee twang
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 18, 2021, 08:59:02 AM

Spoken by majority
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 18, 2021, 10:00:17 AM
Of them from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2021, 07:36:41 AM
The slums of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 20, 2021, 09:08:59 AM
Leeds where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 25, 2021, 08:53:52 AM

Keep their ferrets
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 26, 2021, 20:05:50 PM
Int tha trousers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2021, 02:58:02 AM
To keep them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 27, 2021, 08:42:29 AM
Nice and warm
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 28, 2021, 16:48:29 PM
now summer is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2021, 19:27:12 PM

Rapidly becoming a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 28, 2021, 22:06:42 PM
Thing of the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 29, 2021, 07:14:25 AM
past where we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 29, 2021, 19:46:58 PM
Only have to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2021, 07:19:16 AM
Go to Skeggy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 01, 2021, 08:45:31 AM
For the music
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 02, 2021, 07:37:44 AM
and the large
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 02, 2021, 08:58:21 AM

Breakfast in Weatherspoons 🥓🍳
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 04, 2021, 07:14:03 AM
where you can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2021, 08:51:26 AM

Drink cheap ale 🍺
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 04, 2021, 13:30:14 PM
Even cheaper with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 04, 2021, 14:10:05 PM

Your rail card
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 04, 2021, 21:18:13 PM
And a full
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 05, 2021, 13:23:36 PM
Wallet of vouchers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 06, 2021, 18:59:19 PM

For cheap travel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 07, 2021, 18:42:51 PM
PCR test service
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 08, 2021, 06:05:34 AM
To return to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 08, 2021, 07:12:22 AM
the U.K. where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 08, 2021, 21:16:16 PM
The weather is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 09, 2021, 05:58:44 AM
Cold and wet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2021, 12:56:21 PM
So I'm off
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2021, 16:31:00 PM
Ignoring the idiot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 10, 2021, 18:32:45 PM
Who's childish behaviour
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 10, 2021, 19:17:47 PM

Is again spoiling
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 11, 2021, 03:39:24 AM
Our educated banter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 11, 2021, 07:13:27 AM
because hes an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 11, 2021, 09:32:00 AM

Absolute disgrace of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2021, 00:49:36 AM
A human being
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2021, 09:41:52 AM

Thinking it is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2021, 10:21:06 AM
Ok to abuse
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2021, 13:23:33 PM
Respectable drossers who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2021, 16:30:22 PM
Are the salt
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2021, 17:29:20 PM
Of the earth
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 12, 2021, 19:13:41 PM

And very friendly
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 12, 2021, 22:14:07 PM
Towards each other
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2021, 23:19:55 PM
But morons always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 13, 2021, 07:00:49 AM
Emerge to spout
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2021, 09:34:30 AM

Rubbish and bile
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 14, 2021, 06:26:17 AM
Which we ignore
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2021, 09:25:30 AM

Like the troopers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 16, 2021, 08:26:16 AM
That we are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 17, 2021, 07:04:40 AM
because we have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 17, 2021, 08:14:08 AM
More brains than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 17, 2021, 17:44:58 PM
The muppet who
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 18, 2021, 07:31:50 AM
keeps trying to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2021, 09:18:33 AM
Wind us up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 18, 2021, 17:40:31 PM
But it looks
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2021, 08:12:07 AM
Like  hes gone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2021, 08:39:21 AM

Hopefully for good 👍
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 21, 2021, 06:22:54 AM
because the admin
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 22, 2021, 13:09:09 PM
Might have got
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2021, 14:09:34 PM

Their act together
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 24, 2021, 15:02:35 PM
And got rid
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 24, 2021, 16:30:10 PM
The stupid obnoxious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 25, 2021, 09:30:19 AM
Bore that it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 25, 2021, 12:08:41 PM
Was obvious to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 25, 2021, 15:33:19 PM
everyone on dross
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 25, 2021, 16:42:43 PM
So good news
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 29, 2021, 15:58:41 PM
is welcomed here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 30, 2021, 16:00:29 PM

At long last
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 30, 2021, 16:07:55 PM
We can enjoy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2021, 07:40:53 AM
Our friendly banter
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 31, 2021, 21:32:10 PM
With no offensive
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2021, 19:07:07 PM
Remarks made towards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2021, 19:13:57 PM

Our fellow drossers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2021, 19:18:48 PM
Who are fine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2021, 19:20:15 PM

And upstanding citizens
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 01, 2021, 19:22:02 PM
Admiring Daves team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 01, 2021, 19:40:06 PM

Fall from top
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 02, 2021, 07:20:31 AM
Division to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 02, 2021, 08:47:39 AM

National league south
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2021, 10:11:57 AM
Playing against Maidstone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2021, 12:49:58 PM

United watched by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 03, 2021, 15:31:16 PM
One loyal supporter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 03, 2021, 19:36:30 PM

In the lounge
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 04, 2021, 05:32:41 AM
of his bungalow
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 07, 2021, 20:58:34 PM
Eating his favourite
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 08, 2021, 07:29:53 AM
Jellied eels with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2021, 08:03:40 AM

Whelks, mussels, cockles
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 08, 2021, 16:29:16 PM
Washed down with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 08, 2021, 18:16:19 PM
Flat southern beer
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2021, 19:45:46 PM

Exported to northerners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2021, 10:45:24 AM
To use as
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 09, 2021, 16:01:11 PM
disinfectant for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2021, 19:41:16 PM

Pigeon coop that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 09, 2021, 22:47:19 PM
That jon built
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 10, 2021, 09:28:08 AM

With his fair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 11, 2021, 10:06:03 AM
Share of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2021, 21:14:15 PM

Work done by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 12, 2021, 10:25:16 AM
Someone else because
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 14, 2021, 08:41:21 AM
he couldnt be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 14, 2021, 11:39:45 AM
Bothered getting his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 17, 2021, 19:00:26 PM
Hands dirty with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 17, 2021, 19:46:11 PM

Meanial tasks like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 17, 2021, 22:01:35 PM
Building when he
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Post by: Baldy on November 18, 2021, 07:47:48 AM

Could be supping
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 18, 2021, 07:52:00 AM
His homebrew  which
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Post by: Baldy on November 18, 2021, 15:58:19 PM

Is made from
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2021, 07:48:37 AM
The finest hops
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Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2021, 09:10:29 AM

Imported from Kent
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2021, 09:46:39 AM
Where Paul regularly
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Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2021, 13:41:30 PM

Gets inebriated on
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 22, 2021, 05:28:44 AM
A couple of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2021, 08:44:32 AM

Bottles of Peroni 🍻
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 22, 2021, 09:33:20 AM
At his local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2021, 17:07:47 PM

Public house where
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Post by: DaveW on November 22, 2021, 17:21:52 PM
The hop pickers
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Post by: Baldy on November 22, 2021, 19:19:51 PM

And farmers gather
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2021, 19:47:26 PM
Hoping to avoid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2021, 10:47:07 AM
Buying a round
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2021, 17:24:57 PM

For our friends
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 23, 2021, 19:10:21 PM
From Yorkshire who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2021, 19:50:56 PM
Seem to know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 23, 2021, 20:48:05 PM

Where they are
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Post by: dee-dee on November 24, 2021, 06:23:28 AM
always being nosey
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 24, 2021, 21:34:28 PM
About Daves habits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 25, 2021, 07:30:32 AM
Which are posted
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 25, 2021, 07:47:41 AM

In football section
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 26, 2021, 14:49:04 PM
Which doesn't mean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2021, 08:24:10 AM
He knows anything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2021, 10:24:24 AM

But still bemoans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2021, 20:03:41 PM
The refs who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2021, 20:05:56 PM

Dave thinks are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2021, 07:47:14 AM
All against his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2021, 09:06:03 AM

Beloved team Tottenham
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Post by: DaveW on November 28, 2021, 15:58:06 PM
Robbing them of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 28, 2021, 20:07:59 PM
Valuable points which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 29, 2021, 08:26:38 AM

They desperately need
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 30, 2021, 07:25:10 AM
especially when they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 01, 2021, 05:41:50 AM

Are so far
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2021, 22:51:35 PM
Down the league
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Post by: Baldy on December 02, 2021, 05:33:42 AM

That the Championship
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 02, 2021, 13:23:02 PM
officials have banned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 02, 2021, 23:40:22 PM
Them wearing pretty
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 03, 2021, 07:02:03 AM
flowery socks because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 03, 2021, 16:18:47 PM
The other team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2021, 07:34:38 AM
Are allergic to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 06, 2021, 07:40:28 AM
very bright colours
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2021, 07:47:28 AM
In Dees Decorations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 07, 2021, 14:52:41 PM
Are a danger
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2021, 06:56:57 AM

To everyone who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 08, 2021, 21:01:11 PM
Happens to go
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 09, 2021, 06:53:38 AM
near her tree
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 09, 2021, 17:47:16 PM
Which is her
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 11, 2021, 07:40:10 AM
main attraction at
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 13, 2021, 17:15:49 PM
This time of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 14, 2021, 16:10:02 PM
year because her
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 14, 2021, 16:11:03 PM
Stocking needs filling
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Post by: Baldy on December 15, 2021, 04:55:52 AM

With lots of
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Post by: DaveW on December 15, 2021, 21:11:24 PM
Tia Maria and
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 15, 2021, 21:43:38 PM
Covid tests for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 16, 2021, 07:19:44 AM
her to swab
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 16, 2021, 18:57:55 PM
And send off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 16, 2021, 20:36:52 PM

To not receive
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Post by: DaveW on December 16, 2021, 20:57:01 PM
The results before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 17, 2021, 06:57:40 AM

The end of
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Post by: dee-dee on December 17, 2021, 14:43:43 PM
the year which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 19, 2021, 04:59:02 AM
Means she can't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 19, 2021, 06:04:39 AM

Go away for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 19, 2021, 08:08:02 AM
the purposes of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2021, 05:52:30 AM
Romping in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2021, 06:54:45 AM

Sand dunes with
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2021, 06:59:29 AM
Anyone who likes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 20, 2021, 13:28:07 PM

Tia Maria and
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Post by: DaveW on December 20, 2021, 19:20:00 PM
A rub down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 20, 2021, 20:05:27 PM
With a wet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 21, 2021, 16:20:21 PM
Copy of the
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 21, 2021, 21:57:51 PM
Playgirl weekly which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2021, 09:29:14 AM
Dave can supply
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Post by: dee-dee on December 23, 2021, 07:28:33 AM
because he has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2021, 07:21:13 AM
His finger in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 24, 2021, 07:23:19 AM

The middle of
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Post by: dee-dee on December 24, 2021, 07:24:29 AM
the christmas turkey
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2021, 07:25:41 AM
Feeling for its
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Post by: dee-dee on December 24, 2021, 07:29:45 AM
giblets,neck and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2021, 07:30:32 AM
Kidney for his
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 24, 2021, 11:37:24 AM
Breakfast on toast
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2021, 06:26:43 AM
Washed down with
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Post by: Elite of the forum on December 25, 2021, 07:09:08 AM
Some real 🍺
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 25, 2021, 20:39:26 PM
From the local
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2021, 06:22:29 AM

Brewer Tolly Cobbold
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 26, 2021, 10:36:07 AM
Who specialises in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 26, 2021, 12:45:28 PM

Brewing weak beer
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Post by: dee-dee on December 27, 2021, 06:12:56 AM
that tastes like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 27, 2021, 08:18:16 AM
It should be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 28, 2021, 06:36:50 AM
used to clean
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 28, 2021, 14:01:22 PM

The toilet cistern
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 28, 2021, 17:37:19 PM
to ensure that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 29, 2021, 07:04:50 AM
The cistern is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on December 31, 2021, 08:01:37 AM
kept sparkling because
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 31, 2021, 08:05:12 AM
It is used
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Post by: dee-dee on January 02, 2022, 07:34:53 AM
for keeping spare
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2022, 07:38:43 AM
Syrups for emergencies
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Post by: dee-dee on January 02, 2022, 07:41:28 AM
that can happen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2022, 07:42:18 AM
When you drink
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 02, 2022, 07:49:28 AM
on New Years
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Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 02, 2022, 08:01:18 AM
Eve with your
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Post by: dee-dee on January 04, 2022, 07:12:28 AM
family because you
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 04, 2022, 09:52:59 AM
End up having
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Post by: dee-dee on January 06, 2022, 07:08:13 AM
to isolate because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 06, 2022, 11:56:20 AM
Of the dreaded
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 07, 2022, 07:11:54 AM
Covid that keeps
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Post by: Baldy on January 07, 2022, 09:12:20 AM

On spreading like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 09, 2022, 09:46:24 AM
Soft Brie on
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Post by: dee-dee on January 11, 2022, 07:18:35 AM
to the top
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Post by: Baldy on January 12, 2022, 08:59:47 AM

Of Cream crackers
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Post by: DaveW on January 13, 2022, 12:04:22 PM
With a dash
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 14, 2022, 18:17:51 PM
Of chilli sauce
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Post by: DaveW on January 14, 2022, 18:19:59 PM
To bring out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 16, 2022, 03:00:35 AM
The flavour of
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 16, 2022, 22:28:19 PM
All that was
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Post by: DaveW on January 17, 2022, 19:40:56 PM
Hidden beneath the
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Post by: Captain Sensible on January 17, 2022, 21:01:06 PM
thick coating of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on January 18, 2022, 07:03:04 AM
double cream which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 18, 2022, 08:25:33 AM
is a special
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 18, 2022, 09:55:57 AM

Treat for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 18, 2022, 18:26:13 PM
children who like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 18, 2022, 21:02:30 PM
To have it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 19, 2022, 08:08:16 AM
every day for
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Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2022, 21:30:14 PM
Each meal when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 20, 2022, 08:50:05 AM
healthier options are
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Post by: Baldy on January 20, 2022, 10:33:09 AM

Not an option
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 20, 2022, 22:28:17 PM
for anyone who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 21, 2022, 17:19:20 PM
Can be bothered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 22, 2022, 08:22:21 AM
to buy a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2022, 18:32:03 PM
New pair of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 23, 2022, 08:46:51 AM
flip flops for
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Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2022, 08:47:59 AM

Bob to wear
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 23, 2022, 18:17:20 PM
on his holidays
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Post by: Elite of the forum on January 23, 2022, 20:26:23 PM
In 11 days
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Post by: Captain Sensible on January 24, 2022, 09:00:04 AM
when he will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2022, 09:34:08 AM

Be frequenting a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2022, 18:41:23 PM
popular bar in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 27, 2022, 11:26:10 AM
The red light
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 27, 2022, 13:49:21 PM
district where the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 27, 2022, 19:50:45 PM

Women are likened
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Post by: Captain Sensible on January 27, 2022, 22:27:15 PM
to very popular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 29, 2022, 07:37:41 AM
Breeds of dogs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 29, 2022, 12:54:51 PM
That like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on January 30, 2022, 07:42:13 AM
Give him a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2022, 19:22:26 PM

All over lick
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 02, 2022, 08:14:51 AM
which tickles his
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Post by: DaveW on February 06, 2022, 15:05:38 PM
Sensitive parts that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2022, 16:55:00 PM

He can't reach
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 06, 2022, 18:47:23 PM
with his fingers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 06, 2022, 23:03:01 PM
That are so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 07, 2022, 08:28:47 AM
thin and boney
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 07, 2022, 08:34:22 AM

Often mistaken for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 09, 2022, 08:34:30 AM
the skeletal remains
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 11, 2022, 07:16:56 AM

Of a rare
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 11, 2022, 08:47:12 AM
lizard that lived
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2022, 07:45:36 AM

In darkest Norfolk
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Post by: Captain Sensible on February 12, 2022, 09:15:01 AM
where strange creatures
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2022, 11:08:07 AM

Lurk amongst the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 12, 2022, 11:38:58 AM
Stranger folks that
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Post by: Captain Sensible on February 12, 2022, 21:21:02 PM
live in Suffolk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2022, 07:18:13 AM
In mud huts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 13, 2022, 08:44:21 AM
and scavenged for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 13, 2022, 09:11:17 AM
Old scraps to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 13, 2022, 09:13:02 AM

Give to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 14, 2022, 07:15:27 AM
Poor old pensioners
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2022, 09:42:01 AM

And Spurs supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 14, 2022, 21:09:00 PM
who need a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 15, 2022, 15:53:35 PM

Council tax rebate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 15, 2022, 18:28:51 PM
to help them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 16, 2022, 07:11:03 AM
Through the winter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 16, 2022, 08:08:27 AM
when keeping warm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 16, 2022, 18:58:51 PM

Clothes on would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 16, 2022, 21:06:28 PM
be a better
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 16, 2022, 22:31:54 PM
If they just
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 17, 2022, 08:39:05 AM
spent their money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 17, 2022, 22:35:45 PM
But has we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 18, 2022, 08:12:39 AM
all know, they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2022, 08:38:29 AM

Are as tight
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 18, 2022, 09:33:42 AM
As a yorkshireman
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2022, 17:27:32 PM
At a charity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 18, 2022, 17:35:21 PM
fundraising event for
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 18, 2022, 17:36:35 PM
Lancashires old railwaymen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 18, 2022, 17:37:06 PM
who are paid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 18, 2022, 18:58:28 PM

A ridiculous amount
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 19, 2022, 08:11:20 AM
of money by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 19, 2022, 09:00:07 AM

The tax payers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 19, 2022, 19:17:31 PM
who don't like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 19, 2022, 21:10:06 PM
The militant attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2022, 08:19:51 AM
Of the unions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 20, 2022, 08:40:36 AM
who try to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 20, 2022, 09:21:05 AM
Cripple the nation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 20, 2022, 18:39:34 PM
by calling a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 20, 2022, 20:09:43 PM
tea break at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 20, 2022, 22:24:15 PM
the crucial moment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 21, 2022, 09:20:22 AM
When the train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 21, 2022, 12:41:22 PM
Is about to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2022, 17:03:24 PM

Depart the platform
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 21, 2022, 17:21:48 PM
Already half an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 21, 2022, 18:20:11 PM
hour late because
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 22, 2022, 08:45:09 AM

Bob was still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 22, 2022, 10:41:31 AM
Supping his vodka
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 22, 2022, 11:06:32 AM
With his comrades
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 22, 2022, 18:37:20 PM
in the secret
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 23, 2022, 07:19:24 AM
Carriage where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 23, 2022, 08:02:26 AM
stash a crate
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 23, 2022, 09:17:33 AM

To get them
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 23, 2022, 19:45:03 PM
through difficult times
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 24, 2022, 08:22:32 AM

Of actually working
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 24, 2022, 20:05:32 PM
for a minimum
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 26, 2022, 08:34:52 AM

8 hours per
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 26, 2022, 18:56:07 PM
day or night
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 27, 2022, 09:45:57 AM

To transport workers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 27, 2022, 21:10:01 PM
backwards and forwards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on February 28, 2022, 05:35:59 AM
At great speed
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 28, 2022, 08:30:14 AM
which creates a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 28, 2022, 09:38:33 AM
A gust of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 28, 2022, 18:47:03 PM
wind that blows
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 28, 2022, 19:25:11 PM

From the guards
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 01, 2022, 08:09:22 AM
van at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 02, 2022, 22:19:36 PM
Back of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 03, 2022, 07:49:32 AM
long line of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 03, 2022, 18:03:59 PM
Coaches carrying people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 03, 2022, 19:34:37 PM
to the nearby
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 04, 2022, 08:55:30 AM

Dole office to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 04, 2022, 18:56:51 PM
sign on for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2022, 02:02:16 AM
Spurs who like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2022, 07:43:30 AM

To sign old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 06, 2022, 07:45:52 AM
Has beens who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 06, 2022, 08:11:10 AM
have no future
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 06, 2022, 09:31:39 AM

At a decent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 09, 2022, 19:52:01 PM
Forum talking about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 09, 2022, 20:21:02 PM
how bad the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 09, 2022, 21:35:23 PM

Referees are when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 10, 2022, 07:56:12 AM
it's the players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2022, 17:31:54 PM

Who dive and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 10, 2022, 19:22:03 PM
try to con
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 10, 2022, 19:28:55 PM
Everyone without a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 11, 2022, 07:52:33 AM
clear view of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 11, 2022, 14:36:51 PM
What is going
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 11, 2022, 19:40:57 PM
on near the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2022, 08:41:47 AM

Opponents penalty area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 12, 2022, 10:50:37 AM
Where Harry is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 12, 2022, 16:01:22 PM
Being denied an
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 12, 2022, 18:51:36 PM
Excellent appeal for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2022, 20:25:05 PM

Impersonating  Tom Daley
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 13, 2022, 08:30:16 AM
but wearing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 14, 2022, 14:16:36 PM
Pair of budgie
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 15, 2022, 12:33:45 PM

Smugglers to fool
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 15, 2022, 18:47:59 PM
those who don't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 15, 2022, 23:45:02 PM
Know that he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 16, 2022, 07:41:58 AM
always tries to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 17, 2022, 14:04:21 PM

Get other players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 17, 2022, 20:22:52 PM
into trouble during
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 18, 2022, 08:56:29 AM

The first half
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2022, 17:45:53 PM
When the ref
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 18, 2022, 18:56:23 PM
wore the same
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 19, 2022, 10:01:41 AM

Pink top as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 19, 2022, 20:24:02 PM
the home team
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 20, 2022, 06:47:37 AM
Causing confusion when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 20, 2022, 08:25:22 AM
viewed from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2022, 06:07:55 AM
VAR expert causing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 21, 2022, 08:08:54 AM
confusion for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 21, 2022, 19:12:18 PM
Spurs players who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 21, 2022, 20:50:29 PM
like to pose
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 22, 2022, 10:36:41 AM
For the camera
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2022, 15:58:22 PM

And dive like
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 22, 2022, 18:44:40 PM
a trained professional
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2022, 10:14:48 AM
High board diver
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 24, 2022, 20:09:54 PM
who expects to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 26, 2022, 09:38:43 AM
Get a penalty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 26, 2022, 17:03:22 PM

On every occasion
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 26, 2022, 19:38:00 PM
to boost his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2022, 18:16:55 PM

Future transfer fee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 27, 2022, 19:48:04 PM
when Man City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2022, 07:14:16 AM
Agree to pay
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2022, 08:12:19 AM

A ridiculous amount
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 28, 2022, 08:17:47 AM
Of peanuts for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 28, 2022, 08:28:45 AM
a penalty taker
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2022, 17:24:54 PM

From north London
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 28, 2022, 19:25:11 PM
And makes light
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 28, 2022, 21:01:33 PM
of his critics
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on March 29, 2022, 22:46:32 PM
Who criticise his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 30, 2022, 08:16:16 AM
style of play
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2022, 12:26:51 PM
And his lack
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 03, 2022, 19:10:37 PM

Of playing for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 03, 2022, 19:24:14 PM
a trophy winning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 04, 2022, 21:35:15 PM

Team like Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 05, 2022, 08:14:42 AM
will be remembered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2022, 12:22:08 PM

For not winning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 06, 2022, 14:01:39 PM
Anything at all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 06, 2022, 19:40:09 PM
which is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 06, 2022, 22:23:39 PM

Source of laughter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 07, 2022, 08:02:04 AM
to so many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 07, 2022, 16:36:51 PM

At the Emirates
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 07, 2022, 20:23:18 PM
who like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 08, 2022, 17:59:09 PM

Ridicule the Spuds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 08, 2022, 19:20:37 PM
at every opportunity
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 09, 2022, 06:55:03 AM
Gloating about trophies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 09, 2022, 08:15:49 AM
that have been
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 09, 2022, 11:17:44 AM
Lost to better
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 09, 2022, 12:04:56 PM
teams who have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2022, 07:03:42 AM
A better trophy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 11, 2022, 08:06:19 AM
collection in their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 11, 2022, 18:21:18 PM
Cabinet than poor
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 11, 2022, 19:25:29 PM
Brighton giving the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 12, 2022, 07:59:46 AM
impression that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 12, 2022, 23:36:57 PM
Are going to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2022, 08:36:10 AM
achieve something unexpected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 13, 2022, 10:17:38 AM
But we all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 13, 2022, 19:34:15 PM
know that it
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 13, 2022, 22:27:26 PM
Will never happen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 14, 2022, 08:10:34 AM
in our lifetime
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 17, 2022, 15:21:18 PM
Full of disappointment
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 17, 2022, 19:57:50 PM
and in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 18, 2022, 12:04:19 PM
End they will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 18, 2022, 19:30:23 PM
all wish that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 18, 2022, 19:34:24 PM

Arsenal beat Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 18, 2022, 21:42:42 PM
And Harry signs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 19, 2022, 08:02:37 AM
a new contract
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 19, 2022, 08:33:57 AM

Despite not playing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 19, 2022, 20:44:27 PM
while deciding on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2022, 17:33:56 PM

Manchester club to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 20, 2022, 19:46:43 PM
spend his last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2022, 12:56:37 PM

Days moaning about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 21, 2022, 14:29:22 PM
The ref and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 21, 2022, 20:11:09 PM
lack of support
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 21, 2022, 20:15:15 PM

From the supporters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 22, 2022, 09:48:04 AM
who are fickle
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2022, 12:44:54 PM
And cant be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 22, 2022, 20:27:09 PM
true supporters when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 22, 2022, 21:14:12 PM
They just want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 23, 2022, 07:48:43 AM
to win silverware
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 23, 2022, 13:33:37 PM

Unlike the Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 23, 2022, 19:45:44 PM
whose trophy cabinet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2022, 08:01:50 AM

Only contains dust
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 24, 2022, 19:22:46 PM
gathered over many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 24, 2022, 19:40:51 PM

Seasons of not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 25, 2022, 08:00:20 AM
managing to achieve
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2022, 11:25:25 AM
The standard required
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 25, 2022, 19:16:04 PM
over a season
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 26, 2022, 09:31:59 AM

Of under achieving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 26, 2022, 19:54:04 PM
even with a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on April 28, 2022, 19:27:16 PM

Top notch manager
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 28, 2022, 22:09:07 PM
who will leave
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 30, 2022, 16:42:19 PM
Where money is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 01, 2022, 08:15:38 AM
Never spent on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 01, 2022, 12:28:45 PM

The new players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 01, 2022, 20:46:38 PM
Urgently needed to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 02, 2022, 07:28:32 AM
Challenge for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 03, 2022, 19:22:11 PM
The North London
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 04, 2022, 17:29:44 PM

Trophy less club
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 04, 2022, 18:53:55 PM
Of the year
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2022, 07:57:29 AM
Award for the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2022, 21:11:30 PM
Emirates silent stadium
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 09, 2022, 22:24:37 PM
With none of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 10, 2022, 21:05:34 PM
Atmosphere of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2022, 22:28:23 PM
Yorkshireman faced with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2022, 22:31:08 PM

Paying for something
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2022, 22:32:11 PM
More than 50p
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2022, 22:35:25 PM

Muttering 'ow  much'
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 11, 2022, 22:36:33 PM
Has he fumbles
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 11, 2022, 22:38:36 PM

Around for his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 13, 2022, 14:31:28 PM
Overloaded pockets for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 13, 2022, 16:44:22 PM

A few pennies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 16, 2022, 13:37:35 PM
To spend on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 16, 2022, 15:26:52 PM
a bag of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 16, 2022, 22:23:18 PM

Soggy chips from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 17, 2022, 13:36:11 PM
The local chippy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 17, 2022, 15:19:45 PM
which is popular
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 17, 2022, 23:38:46 PM

With Volvo drivers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 18, 2022, 15:56:36 PM
as they can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 19, 2022, 22:26:23 PM
Get lots of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 21, 2022, 09:15:13 AM

People in the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 21, 2022, 15:08:53 PM
Knees in one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 21, 2022, 18:00:25 PM
moment of madness
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 21, 2022, 18:06:57 PM
That ended up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 21, 2022, 21:07:59 PM
causing a big
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 22, 2022, 19:47:26 PM
Hospital bill that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 23, 2022, 09:34:24 AM
would frighten the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 23, 2022, 19:56:37 PM
Pants off Bob
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 24, 2022, 14:28:56 PM
who wouldn't want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2022, 08:13:48 AM
To bother the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 25, 2022, 20:23:39 PM
doctors with his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 26, 2022, 06:42:11 AM
Time because he
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 26, 2022, 17:24:14 PM
won't get paid
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 27, 2022, 12:04:46 PM
And it interrupts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 27, 2022, 14:02:05 PM
the daily routine
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 29, 2022, 07:21:24 AM
Of vodka tasting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 29, 2022, 15:41:20 PM
At the old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2022, 16:46:10 PM
Peoples bar in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2022, 06:01:34 AM
Downtown Preston where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 30, 2022, 17:19:42 PM
They play dominos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 30, 2022, 17:50:41 PM
in various competitions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2022, 20:29:28 PM
With help from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 31, 2022, 14:41:20 PM
marked dominoes and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 04, 2022, 16:56:37 PM
Careful placed mirrors
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 04, 2022, 19:54:56 PM
that help to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 04, 2022, 21:36:30 PM
Make sure that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 05, 2022, 07:58:47 AM
They can see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 05, 2022, 11:24:21 AM
all the spots
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2022, 04:24:45 AM
On the oppositions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 06, 2022, 09:14:37 AM
faces behind the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 06, 2022, 17:27:55 PM
Cardboard cut outs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 06, 2022, 19:15:14 PM
Of Spurs finest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 07, 2022, 14:55:21 PM
selection of old
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 08, 2022, 07:04:12 AM
Trophy cabinets which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 08, 2022, 09:29:00 AM
are covered in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 08, 2022, 19:33:59 PM
Fresh paint ready
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 09, 2022, 14:50:15 PM
for when the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 10, 2022, 17:29:14 PM
Antiques road show
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 11, 2022, 10:16:13 AM
makes a visit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 11, 2022, 14:48:44 PM
And value the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 11, 2022, 15:32:54 PM
relics of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2022, 06:36:31 AM
Club which has
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 13, 2022, 08:51:02 AM
struggled to meet
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2022, 16:13:31 PM
Daves high expectations
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 13, 2022, 17:15:52 PM
of winning trophies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 13, 2022, 20:12:40 PM
At the fairground
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 14, 2022, 07:27:44 AM

For many years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 14, 2022, 17:06:11 PM
of throwing a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 14, 2022, 18:17:17 PM
Match by playing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 14, 2022, 18:58:47 PM
with inferior players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2022, 09:46:58 AM
That like to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 15, 2022, 14:39:15 PM
receive high salaries
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 16, 2022, 08:01:15 AM

And dive at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2022, 09:24:42 AM
The feet of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 16, 2022, 19:50:54 PM
The bent referee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 17, 2022, 09:14:31 AM
who wants to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2022, 09:39:18 AM
Always disallow spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 18, 2022, 13:02:43 PM
offside positions during
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 21, 2022, 21:09:23 PM
Arsenal time wasting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2022, 06:59:35 AM

Whilst beating Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 22, 2022, 09:20:04 AM
during the season
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 22, 2022, 18:21:25 PM
Which was a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 22, 2022, 19:35:21 PM

Given at the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 22, 2022, 22:17:45 PM
start of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 25, 2022, 07:28:16 AM

Match until the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 25, 2022, 08:47:29 AM
final whistle is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 26, 2022, 10:31:14 AM
Finally blown to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 26, 2022, 10:44:09 AM
stop the tedious
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 26, 2022, 17:11:05 PM

Spurs moaning about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 26, 2022, 22:35:56 PM
the llack of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2022, 07:06:40 AM
Oscars awarded for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 27, 2022, 07:35:22 AM

Constantly diving to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 27, 2022, 08:56:29 AM
gain an unfair
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2022, 17:54:49 PM
Advantage over the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 27, 2022, 18:03:39 PM
opposition who have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 27, 2022, 18:18:20 PM

Always acted lawfully
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 27, 2022, 20:05:16 PM
With gentlemanly attitude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 28, 2022, 07:55:46 AM
and showing respect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2022, 08:13:23 AM

For the referee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 28, 2022, 16:20:21 PM
and the VAR
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 28, 2022, 18:43:01 PM

Unlike some Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on June 29, 2022, 05:23:54 AM
Pensioners who always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 29, 2022, 08:45:04 AM

Bemoan the referee
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 29, 2022, 10:54:48 AM
as they remember
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 30, 2022, 18:08:49 PM
The days when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on June 30, 2022, 19:21:08 PM

Referees took bungs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 30, 2022, 20:00:01 PM
to lboost their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 02, 2022, 16:48:50 PM
Wages and the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 02, 2022, 17:51:00 PM
press reports in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 04, 2022, 12:30:06 PM

The Sun newspaper
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 04, 2022, 19:45:10 PM
Were always true
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 04, 2022, 20:52:56 PM
as reporters knew
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 05, 2022, 04:34:20 AM
That Spurs are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 05, 2022, 06:36:51 AM

Heading for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 05, 2022, 09:24:14 AM
next round of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 05, 2022, 13:38:36 PM

Relegation from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 05, 2022, 20:19:25 PM
best league in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 07, 2022, 21:44:23 PM
Thursday night yawn
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 08, 2022, 09:21:39 AM
when it's easier
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 10, 2022, 21:12:10 PM
To get a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 11, 2022, 08:43:22 AM
takeaway delivered by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 11, 2022, 10:23:28 AM
The boy from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 11, 2022, 16:36:06 PM

Tubby Issacs seafood
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 11, 2022, 18:29:53 PM
kiosk, located on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 13, 2022, 09:58:28 AM

Southend sea front
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 13, 2022, 12:40:54 PM
alongside the arcade
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 14, 2022, 06:24:23 AM

Where Dave spends
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 14, 2022, 09:48:00 AM
his two pences
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 15, 2022, 19:32:13 PM

On the one
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 16, 2022, 08:29:06 AM
machine that's likely
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 17, 2022, 04:54:28 AM
To be vandalised
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 17, 2022, 07:35:32 AM

By visiting youths
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 17, 2022, 09:27:58 AM
who think that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 19, 2022, 08:18:31 AM

Dave is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 19, 2022, 09:09:15 AM
target for abuse :o ;D
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 22, 2022, 07:56:43 AM

For supporting Spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 22, 2022, 09:01:05 AM
which is understandable
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on July 24, 2022, 05:44:07 AM
Considering his opinions
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2022, 08:19:01 AM

And disrespect for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 24, 2022, 09:26:16 AM
other London clubs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 24, 2022, 18:49:03 PM

And the referees
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 24, 2022, 22:06:37 PM
who have difficulty
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 25, 2022, 07:17:26 AM
In booking spurs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 25, 2022, 08:28:56 AM

Cheating, diving players
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 25, 2022, 09:27:07 AM
who show no
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 26, 2022, 14:42:19 PM
Respect for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2022, 18:53:13 PM

Laws of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 26, 2022, 19:05:55 PM
game which originated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 29, 2022, 10:15:22 AM
Apparently in north
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 29, 2022, 17:55:27 PM
China where they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 30, 2022, 21:05:48 PM
Eat with wooden
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 31, 2022, 09:15:33 AM
sticks that are
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 01, 2022, 08:11:36 AM

Made from recycled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 01, 2022, 08:37:15 AM
tables and chairs
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 01, 2022, 10:16:48 AM
But the splinters
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 01, 2022, 17:29:30 PM
caused a problem
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 01, 2022, 19:33:31 PM
With Jon's gums
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 01, 2022, 22:16:20 PM
as he always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 03, 2022, 13:43:53 PM
Likes to suck
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 03, 2022, 17:07:26 PM
anything that reminds
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 03, 2022, 23:40:01 PM

Him of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 04, 2022, 09:14:46 AM
his favourite lollipop
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 06, 2022, 20:19:50 PM
He used to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 06, 2022, 21:24:50 PM
buy from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 07, 2022, 08:31:17 AM

Tuck shop at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 07, 2022, 09:46:22 AM
the junior school
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on August 08, 2022, 06:04:42 AM
Where he excelled
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 08, 2022, 08:32:58 AM

At playing netball
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 08, 2022, 08:57:34 AM
during games classes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 10, 2022, 09:27:17 AM

With the girls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 10, 2022, 09:48:36 AM
who liked to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 12, 2022, 09:58:27 AM

Tease Dave as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 14, 2022, 19:58:50 PM
he was the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 14, 2022, 23:10:20 PM

Only male player
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 15, 2022, 08:46:57 AM
That was able
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 15, 2022, 09:35:03 AM
to learn to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 15, 2022, 19:47:02 PM
Thomas Tuchal dance
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 15, 2022, 21:42:23 PM
so he can
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2022, 07:14:13 AM

Jive around Conte
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 16, 2022, 08:38:44 AM
and shake his
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2022, 11:47:22 AM

Hand and not
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 16, 2022, 16:29:25 PM
hold on for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 16, 2022, 18:50:41 PM
An age waiting
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 16, 2022, 22:31:01 PM

Spurs stop cheating
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 16, 2022, 23:31:50 PM
in order to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 17, 2022, 19:39:31 PM
Upset whinging Chelsea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 18, 2022, 08:55:22 AM
who spend money
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 20, 2022, 10:50:29 AM
More money than
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 20, 2022, 18:12:04 PM

Blackburn have ever
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 20, 2022, 21:31:20 PM
Seen in brown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 21, 2022, 08:53:33 AM
envelopes from unknown
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2022, 09:28:21 AM

Pie makers from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 22, 2022, 13:51:10 PM
the East End
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 22, 2022, 17:34:05 PM

Of Wigan where
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 22, 2022, 22:25:13 PM
they dance every
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 23, 2022, 10:44:23 AM
Night over a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 24, 2022, 08:28:16 AM

Bed of hot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 24, 2022, 09:02:55 AM
coals, which caused
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2022, 09:16:54 AM

Minor burns to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 26, 2022, 09:30:01 AM
Their dangly bits
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 26, 2022, 17:33:26 PM

Due to Jon
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 26, 2022, 20:56:42 PM
not enforcing the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 27, 2022, 08:14:01 AM

Shorts must be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 27, 2022, 08:43:12 AM
worn at all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 28, 2022, 08:21:35 AM

Times to prevent
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 28, 2022, 09:29:14 AM
a build up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 28, 2022, 20:14:01 PM
Of toxic gases
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 28, 2022, 22:19:14 PM
that endanger many
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2022, 15:54:58 PM

Persons in the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 29, 2022, 19:42:11 PM
lift to the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 30, 2022, 08:19:54 AM

Top of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 30, 2022, 08:44:16 AM
tallest tower in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2022, 08:50:39 AM

New York City
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 01, 2022, 20:10:13 PM
where the view
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 02, 2022, 19:28:03 PM
Of the statue
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2022, 07:40:53 AM

Of liberty is
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 03, 2022, 09:01:57 AM
available for all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 03, 2022, 10:31:42 AM
to take photos
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 03, 2022, 17:08:02 PM

At an inflated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 03, 2022, 18:05:48 PM
price from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 04, 2022, 16:11:48 PM

Mostly gullible Americans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 04, 2022, 17:44:08 PM
who love to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 05, 2022, 13:20:43 PM

Brag about everything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 05, 2022, 20:28:09 PM
trying to impress
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 06, 2022, 20:26:49 PM

All the young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 07, 2022, 07:54:01 AM
people who try
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 07, 2022, 08:51:53 AM

To say 'like'
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 07, 2022, 16:56:44 PM
on social media
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 09, 2022, 06:28:28 AM
and let us
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 09, 2022, 09:00:26 AM
see that they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 09, 2022, 09:19:01 AM

Are verbally challenged
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 09, 2022, 21:14:45 PM
and try to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 10, 2022, 10:52:45 AM

Educate them to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 10, 2022, 18:22:44 PM
use appropriate vocabulary
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 11, 2022, 05:07:13 AM
Without causing offence
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 11, 2022, 07:38:54 AM
because we don`t
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 11, 2022, 09:00:14 AM
want to cause
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 11, 2022, 10:06:55 AM

A mighty uproar
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 11, 2022, 14:35:05 PM
With the young
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 11, 2022, 18:11:44 PM
and inexperienced who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2022, 16:04:20 PM
Constantly try to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 12, 2022, 18:14:02 PM

Change the ways
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 12, 2022, 20:07:43 PM
of long established
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 13, 2022, 00:20:36 AM
Traditions which need
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 13, 2022, 08:13:57 AM
to be respected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 13, 2022, 08:28:18 AM
For the nation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 13, 2022, 17:03:59 PM

At this time
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 13, 2022, 20:06:47 PM
when the nation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 14, 2022, 17:59:32 PM

Is in mourning
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 15, 2022, 08:20:17 AM
for several days
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on September 16, 2022, 07:33:23 AM
because the queen
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 16, 2022, 08:47:31 AM
passed away last
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 16, 2022, 11:50:10 AM
Week after serving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2022, 12:22:13 PM

The country for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 16, 2022, 13:09:20 PM
a very long
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 17, 2022, 19:35:20 PM
Time from a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2022, 10:54:22 AM
Young age with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 18, 2022, 12:50:54 PM
Food rationing still
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 18, 2022, 14:05:08 PM
In operation and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 18, 2022, 21:06:01 PM
and a lot
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 20, 2022, 21:12:18 PM
Of hardship which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 21, 2022, 08:49:59 AM
was endured throughout
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2022, 10:06:59 AM
The early years
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 26, 2022, 11:11:21 AM
when decisions were
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2022, 13:41:44 PM
Made to help
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 26, 2022, 15:19:51 PM
as many people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 26, 2022, 19:00:25 PM
Cope with the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on September 27, 2022, 07:54:12 AM
Grief of losing
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 27, 2022, 08:45:22 AM
a loved one
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 07, 2022, 06:48:07 AM
because they always
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 07, 2022, 09:11:55 AM
feel that they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 09, 2022, 15:17:24 PM
Leicester might win
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 09, 2022, 19:44:26 PM
against all odds
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 10, 2022, 06:27:56 AM
because the fans
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 10, 2022, 08:23:45 AM
aren't happy with
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 10, 2022, 13:18:02 PM
With their leaky
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 10, 2022, 14:54:37 PM
defence which doesn't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 12, 2022, 20:03:18 PM
Seem to know
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 12, 2022, 22:54:09 PM
how to be
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 13, 2022, 05:26:55 AM

Able to stop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 13, 2022, 08:54:27 AM
the ball from
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 14, 2022, 18:49:05 PM

Ending up in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 14, 2022, 19:10:17 PM
in the net
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 16, 2022, 17:24:18 PM
When it should
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 16, 2022, 17:43:38 PM
be hoofed away
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 17, 2022, 14:09:09 PM

Into the stands
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 17, 2022, 14:54:20 PM
where someone would
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 18, 2022, 06:39:02 AM

Throw it back
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 18, 2022, 08:32:18 AM
to cause a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2022, 20:52:25 PM
Ripple of applause
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 18, 2022, 21:47:45 PM
among the restless
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 19, 2022, 05:57:25 AM

Prawn sandwich brigade 🍤🍤
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 19, 2022, 09:26:57 AM
who pay inflated
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2022, 06:42:28 AM
Prices to watch
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2022, 07:59:05 AM

Sub standard football
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 20, 2022, 09:33:41 AM
from a heated
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 20, 2022, 12:32:39 PM
outdoor seating area
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 20, 2022, 14:43:27 PM
which doesn't feel
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 20, 2022, 20:40:16 PM

All that warm
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 21, 2022, 09:59:54 AM
in the Winter
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 22, 2022, 05:28:19 AM

When it's raining
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on October 22, 2022, 07:25:11 AM
because they have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 22, 2022, 09:07:49 AM
nothing to protect
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 24, 2022, 12:53:36 PM
Them from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 24, 2022, 19:22:56 PM
strong and driving
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on October 27, 2022, 18:05:41 PM
Rain that falls
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 27, 2022, 21:36:27 PM
from the guttering
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on October 29, 2022, 14:50:34 PM
Onto the unprotected
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 29, 2022, 16:22:57 PM
seats which causes
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on October 30, 2022, 16:51:51 PM

Major soggy bottoms
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on October 30, 2022, 20:31:56 PM
which spoils the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 03, 2022, 20:16:28 PM
Creases in your
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 04, 2022, 07:05:12 AM

Brand new shorts
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 04, 2022, 10:25:54 AM
bought at the
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 05, 2022, 21:19:35 PM
Local charity shop
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 05, 2022, 22:07:38 PM

At knock down
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 06, 2022, 10:09:52 AM
sales prices on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2022, 15:22:37 PM

All the stock
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 06, 2022, 18:13:40 PM
given by the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 07, 2022, 07:40:07 AM
Charitable people who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 07, 2022, 10:07:07 AM
hope that everything
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2022, 21:15:55 PM

Will go to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 08, 2022, 08:31:18 AM
where it's needed
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 09, 2022, 18:57:31 PM
And appreciated by
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 10, 2022, 07:55:35 AM
the people who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 10, 2022, 13:12:50 PM
Like to eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 11, 2022, 16:19:38 PM
all kinds of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 11, 2022, 17:45:01 PM
Fried rubbish that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 11, 2022, 19:34:18 PM

Is served up
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 12, 2022, 08:47:04 AM
for breakfast in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 13, 2022, 06:41:09 AM

Posh cafés up
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Post by: Captain Sensible on November 13, 2022, 08:48:11 AM
town where everyone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 17, 2022, 08:11:51 AM
Likes to show
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 17, 2022, 09:46:28 AM
off by talking
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on November 21, 2022, 08:29:25 AM
About there new
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 21, 2022, 11:22:28 AM
mobile phone which
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 21, 2022, 12:47:26 PM

Are so advanced
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 21, 2022, 17:40:27 PM
That the morons
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 21, 2022, 19:11:25 PM
don't have to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on November 22, 2022, 14:18:41 PM
To even think
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 22, 2022, 14:21:26 PM
about what they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: dee-dee on November 23, 2022, 12:54:47 PM
will use as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 23, 2022, 17:31:12 PM
a means of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on November 24, 2022, 18:41:16 PM
Photographing their food
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 25, 2022, 10:11:36 AM
for social media
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 27, 2022, 09:59:02 AM

To make comments
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 27, 2022, 16:07:45 PM
about where they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on November 28, 2022, 16:54:25 PM

Like to eat
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on November 28, 2022, 19:49:08 PM
and to promote
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 02, 2022, 10:30:31 AM
Places for free
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 02, 2022, 15:57:15 PM
which is a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 06, 2022, 21:48:54 PM
Shame because they
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 07, 2022, 14:34:43 PM
should think about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 08, 2022, 06:01:42 AM

Their waist line
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 09, 2022, 11:06:34 AM
and weight problems
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 13, 2022, 16:32:03 PM
Caused by junk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 15, 2022, 07:17:19 AM
mail being delivered
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2022, 17:00:01 PM
To their phones
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 15, 2022, 18:36:23 PM
at all times
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Ronnietheblue on December 15, 2022, 19:26:37 PM
From unknown numbers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 15, 2022, 20:29:48 PM
that create a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2022, 10:58:40 AM
Bit of a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 22, 2022, 13:05:48 PM
shock if they
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 25, 2022, 09:51:39 AM
Get a rude
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 25, 2022, 15:38:43 PM
comment or gesture
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 28, 2022, 13:40:00 PM
Which they report
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 28, 2022, 20:57:28 PM
to the moderator
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on December 29, 2022, 05:43:48 AM

Who totally ignored
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 29, 2022, 10:07:48 AM
what was happening
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 31, 2022, 16:18:07 PM
Because they aren't
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 31, 2022, 18:39:43 PM
too bothered about
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 02, 2023, 08:13:03 AM

What is said
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 02, 2023, 19:04:34 PM
as it's short-lived
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 08, 2023, 21:11:33 PM
And they have
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 08, 2023, 21:14:38 PM
more important things
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 10, 2023, 08:46:28 AM

To deal with
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 10, 2023, 09:58:31 AM
during the present
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 11, 2023, 17:07:45 PM
Climate when we
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 11, 2023, 18:12:00 PM
are focused on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 13, 2023, 20:05:42 PM

Putting food on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 13, 2023, 21:56:43 PM
the table for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2023, 14:59:54 PM

Our kids to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 16, 2023, 19:58:46 PM
enjoying eating before
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 18, 2023, 19:23:01 PM
Drinking their cold
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 19, 2023, 07:40:10 AM

Energy drinks that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 19, 2023, 09:55:43 AM
make them feel
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 19, 2023, 14:34:58 PM
Like superman so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 21, 2023, 18:05:28 PM
they do crazy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 22, 2023, 19:07:32 PM
Things and end
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2023, 07:40:08 AM

Up flat out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 23, 2023, 11:21:29 AM
with no idea
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on January 26, 2023, 10:22:39 AM

Of what's happening
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 26, 2023, 12:49:42 PM
in the real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 01, 2023, 07:41:41 AM

World where unfortunately
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 01, 2023, 09:54:29 AM
things aren't as
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 01, 2023, 12:47:16 PM
As rosy for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 01, 2023, 13:44:53 PM
the masses who
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2023, 09:15:42 AM

Are being overrun
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 02, 2023, 12:37:29 PM
By government  lackies
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 02, 2023, 14:13:23 PM
who try to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 03, 2023, 16:25:29 PM

Tell the train
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 03, 2023, 16:55:13 PM
drivers to go
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 07, 2023, 21:16:48 PM
Back to work
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 07, 2023, 22:04:37 PM
Instead of dragging
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 07, 2023, 22:29:38 PM
on their dispute
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on February 08, 2023, 08:29:44 AM

Affecting lives of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 08, 2023, 10:56:39 AM
commuters and tourists
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 08, 2023, 12:13:40 PM
But they dont
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 08, 2023, 14:30:25 PM
want to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on February 08, 2023, 20:13:33 PM
Grafting like real
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 09, 2023, 09:19:03 AM
public service workers
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 09, 2023, 18:56:22 PM
Who are so
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 09, 2023, 22:37:01 PM
concerned about their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 20, 2023, 15:30:59 PM
Their next teabreak
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 21, 2023, 17:54:30 PM
and what will
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on February 27, 2023, 18:30:32 PM
Happen to their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on February 27, 2023, 20:41:19 PM
pension pot in
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 01, 2023, 05:23:06 AM
The coming months
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 01, 2023, 10:15:27 AM
as changing interest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 06, 2023, 08:49:49 AM
In the way
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 06, 2023, 09:02:29 AM
that everything is
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 20, 2023, 18:34:43 PM
Done will help
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 20, 2023, 19:47:00 PM
to create a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 22, 2023, 07:19:20 AM
Better place for
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2023, 08:51:26 AM

The older generation
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 22, 2023, 09:45:59 AM
who want a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 23, 2023, 05:19:05 AM
Mobility scooter  and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 23, 2023, 22:19:10 PM
a quiet place
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 03, 2023, 12:34:53 PM
Just like here
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 03, 2023, 20:27:10 PM
as everyone has
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 07, 2023, 13:18:26 PM
Gone on strike
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 08, 2023, 19:46:42 PM
as a protest
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 08, 2023, 20:41:50 PM
Of doing a
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 09, 2023, 11:22:02 AM
disappearing act when
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 11, 2023, 18:52:31 PM
Required to do
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 12, 2023, 08:38:06 AM
something that might
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on April 14, 2023, 14:32:31 PM
Bring them out
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 14, 2023, 20:52:33 PM
of hiding and
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on April 29, 2023, 21:06:47 PM
Into the office
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on April 30, 2023, 09:37:52 AM
and start to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 05, 2023, 15:17:10 PM
Catch up on
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on May 05, 2023, 16:58:17 PM

The work that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2023, 17:50:57 PM
The lazy people
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 05, 2023, 18:59:42 PM
seem to be
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 09, 2023, 17:26:29 PM
Drop on someone
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 10, 2023, 12:27:17 PM
which is not
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 11, 2023, 19:40:03 PM
What they want
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 11, 2023, 23:00:50 PM
as it might
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on May 25, 2023, 12:48:39 PM
Just cause some
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 25, 2023, 15:12:39 PM
damage to their
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on May 29, 2023, 19:43:04 PM
Bank accounts that
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on May 29, 2023, 21:42:27 PM
aren't gaining interest
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 13, 2023, 17:00:13 PM
Because of the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 14, 2023, 18:24:51 PM
low level of
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 18, 2023, 16:07:21 PM
Interest from the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 18, 2023, 19:57:07 PM
buiding societies which
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 28, 2023, 21:46:08 PM
Goes up slower
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on June 29, 2023, 06:43:39 AM
Than James Vardy
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on June 30, 2023, 09:12:47 AM
the hero of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on June 30, 2023, 19:43:19 PM
The travelling folk
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 01, 2023, 21:01:14 PM
who drive to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 03, 2023, 20:04:14 PM
West Ham every
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 03, 2023, 22:03:50 PM
week to see
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on July 06, 2023, 19:18:08 PM
 
Declan Rice move
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 06, 2023, 22:33:44 PM
like an old
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 13, 2023, 18:58:48 PM
Donkey Adams look
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 13, 2023, 21:06:26 PM
a-like which isn't
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 23, 2023, 14:53:30 PM
Very flattering if
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 23, 2023, 17:57:55 PM
you know what
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on July 24, 2023, 13:58:55 PM
He was like
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 25, 2023, 20:47:05 PM
Grazing at Highbury
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 26, 2023, 14:38:50 PM
and drinking lots
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on July 28, 2023, 18:52:06 PM
Of brown ale
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on July 29, 2023, 10:18:50 AM
bought in supermarkets
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 04, 2023, 19:27:28 PM
Or certain off
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 05, 2023, 08:10:52 AM
licences that are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 09, 2023, 19:53:07 PM
Scattered around the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 09, 2023, 20:33:15 PM

North of England
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 10, 2023, 19:43:46 PM
for the benefit
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 11, 2023, 17:18:59 PM
Of Bob and
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 11, 2023, 19:16:15 PM
his band of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on August 14, 2023, 19:58:55 PM
Blackburn stalwarts imbibe
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 15, 2023, 09:51:16 AM
lots of pints
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on August 29, 2023, 19:04:14 PM
And a nice
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on August 29, 2023, 20:59:43 PM

Vindaloo after all
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on August 29, 2023, 21:19:18 PM
that excitement before
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on September 16, 2023, 20:14:36 PM
Spurs actually get
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 17, 2023, 21:09:46 PM
somewhere close to
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Baldy on September 28, 2023, 08:10:08 AM

Winning a game
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 28, 2023, 08:53:09 AM
and a trophy
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on September 28, 2023, 20:42:36 PM
Wife for the
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on September 29, 2023, 09:45:34 AM
time that elapses
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on December 11, 2023, 19:36:50 PM
Between matches at
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 12, 2023, 14:53:45 PM
this time of
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on December 15, 2023, 23:58:03 PM
Year because its
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on December 16, 2023, 10:26:25 AM
usually there are
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on January 10, 2024, 20:30:36 PM
More people to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 11, 2024, 09:44:25 AM
encourage the other
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 15, 2024, 20:55:19 PM
To invest in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 16, 2024, 09:11:43 AM
a less risky
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 19, 2024, 19:27:48 PM
Way to secure
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 20, 2024, 19:31:09 PM
those hard earned
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on January 23, 2024, 19:11:19 PM
Pounds from their
Title: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on January 25, 2024, 18:11:06 PM
state pension fund
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 04, 2024, 12:04:38 PM
which needs a
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 04, 2024, 20:59:05 PM
large increase to
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 11, 2024, 19:57:14 PM
To fulfil his
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 11, 2024, 20:45:38 PM
ambition of going
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 18, 2024, 19:58:42 PM
To stay in
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 19, 2024, 20:07:19 PM
the place where
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Elite of the forum on March 24, 2024, 19:29:08 PM
He's always wanted
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: Captain Sensible on March 24, 2024, 22:32:06 PM
to be seen
Title: Re: Re: 3 word story
Post by: DaveW on March 27, 2024, 18:58:37 PM
With the katest