Nothing yet
Nothing its a good day. Bobs back ;D
Nothing today ;D
it's a happy Thursday all round then
All is still excellent then
I woke up and can't go back to sleep
BBC cutting half of Mrs Brown's Boys to cover Madiba's death.
Working til this time
Too early
clubhouse heating not working am frozen
First Steve Davis, now Joey voted off and the boring Lucy is still there. Its a conspiracy against Essex people >:( >:( >:( >:(
Lucy's a top girl and you know it :D ;D Can to win, Lucy second, David 3rd.
I think Kian will win it also. Good job he's lasting the course he is the only one who knows how to cook.
Lucy cant cook that's for sure ;D
This place Ngombo like attractive (to me anyway) blackpool and most of the food and drink is more than double the price of elsewhere in Sri lanka :(
You saying Ngombo is like the Blackpool of Sri Lanka, I'd never heard of it.
Just seeing the Ashes cricket score :'( :'(
Has i said earlier they believe their own hype
I agree. Worst thing tho winding Mitchell Johnson up
Nothing...I`m in a good mood ;D
If Dees good I'm good ;D
All this palava i have to go through yo get out of India >:(
Soon be the emerald isle. Grin and bear it ;D
Another busy week ahead
I got home fancying a fry up some real bacon and sausage, and the one place I went nearest the airport finished brekkie at 10,30, I didn't get there till 11 >:(
Can that's dreadful, how did you cope :'( :'(
Ended up with a lousy scone and a coffee, still haven't had my fry up
Sure it won't be long ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on December 09, 2013, 19:39:49 PM
All this S H 1 T I have to go through yo get out of India >:(
Know what you mean when we left Cochin the other year had
passport checked 9 times
Pass through 3 metal detectors
Had tickets checked 6 times
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on December 12, 2013, 01:42:11 AM
Quote from: Can the Man on December 09, 2013, 19:39:49 PM
All this S H 1 T I have to go through yo get out of India >:(
Know what you mean when we left Cochin the other year had
passport checked 9 times
Pass through 3 metal detectors
Had tickets checked 6 times
Thats cos you look "well dodgy" :P ;D :-*
Making 100's of bloomin sarnies.
Nothing today, other than I wish I could get the f*$k outa here
same here, am sick of working
Im outta here at 3
7 for me, curry and bed will do nicely
Sick of curry - breakfast, lunch and dinner
youll soon be back in the old routine
Had a fry up this morning in canteen for breakfast :D
Must say ya cant beat a good fry up :P
Internet at the hotel been off again for a few hours
I didnt just go this afternoon Jon without saying bye ;D
Thought you'd fallen out as well. No Lancy mates left :'(
Not me this internet is hit and miss
Am getting busy
England's cricketers no back bone. Useless
Rip off England
Landed last night got to the marriot which was a 15 min walk even though its advertised as at the terminal
Got there 2310 bar shut can have a drink off the night menu sir oh yeh £4.95 or £5.25 for a 330ml bottle ,4.50 an hr for internet (dont thing so) brekkie £15 a head !!!!! Even the cash machine charged ya
Welcome to England
Lol @ Roar ;D
That's what its like darn sarf Bob, you'll soon be safely back oop north
Yes..took Glen out for a couple on his birthday..was nearly £5 a pint :o ::)
Notice you said a couple ;D
Quote from: RONNIE THE BULL on December 16, 2013, 07:06:03 AM
Notice you said a couple ;D
Couldn`t afford any more :o :o Scandalous ::)
It is extortionate, about £2-50 oop north
Aye we know how to look after folk oooop north ;D
We certainly do, far more friendly and laid back ;D
Nowt yet
NHS not having a bed for me, postponed until January
Absolutely ridiculous, feel for you Dave really do
I asked what are the chances the next one would be cancelled, I was told they are only allowed to cancel once
Yep Dave, I believe that to be the case, aren't they supposed to treat within 3 months as well
I was told they have a six week target
You're probably right, unless different trusts vary there targets.
Nowt yet
still angry from yesterday
Calm down old boy, or they'll be rushing you in before January. Young Ron's telling ya ;D
OK sir, will do
That's better ;D
Mrs W agrees with you
There you go then, the two most intelligent people you've ever know are agreed ;D
Having to get up early
Keep on getting pop ups, thought I had sorted it
Xmas bloody shoppers
AHHHHH
Scrooge Roar of the Rovers
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Thats me ;) ;) ;D ;D
Out with mates last night. Got hangover and wasn't supposed to be drinking much ::)
All that flipping wet stuff that kept falling from the sky on the shortest day of the year
Too early. Not got up yet.
Nowt yet
Spilled mi tea
Nothing yet
Shops were packed
The weather
Time passing so slowly
Nothing yet
Bloody great filling coming out
Gods know when i can get to dentist :(
Poor Bob
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At least its not hurting .......YET ;D
Keep taking the vodka then Bob
Im happy with that ;D
Rub it neat onto the tooth with a cotton bud
Just swill around ,i do have some toothache stuff somewhere if it gets bad
Good luck with it ;)
Nothing had a nice relaxing day
Nothing yet
Watching that number two today
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on December 26, 2013, 18:48:47 PM
Watching that number two today
I take it you mean that daft game called kricket :D
Going back to work >:(
Wind and rain kept waking me up
Flights been cancelled because of bad weather
nowt
Dark wet and miserable - Bah
just realised some b&*$$urd has stolen our wheelie bin
But where have you wheelie bin ;D
Lets just say there is a bin at the back now ::) ::)
Wheelie Bob? You naughty boy ;D
Not me your honour ;D
I don't wheelie believe you ;D
Nowt
Nowt yet, not got up
Just so bloody cold
Nowt having a chill out
Getting soaked walking the dog
Nowt but cans not happy ;D ;D
Certain bloody moderator, been a great guy and an absolute sex god, who everyone adores, and saving dross, I love him :-*
ModeratedLove you Can :-* :-*
Moderate my backside
Nothing all is wonderful
Princess if I'd known, would have come and towelled you down :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on December 31, 2013, 07:17:02 AM
Princess if I'd known, would have come and towelled you down :-*
Thanks Jon :-*
It would have been a pleasure Dee.
Nothing today
nowt really
Mi head hurts ;D
Nothing got a day off. Going for a nice long walk. Weather permitting.
Having to work
Wife wants to go shopping, am sick of shopping :'(
Well you wanted to go for a walk......
Yeah but not round Scratalan ;D
Go see George at ASDA instead :P
Don't put ideas in her head Dave ;D
What about Woolies do they still exist ? ;D ;D ;D
Don't you start ;D
Woolies are still going online ;D
Thought you were a mate ;D
I can only tell the truth
Thank you very much
Your welcome
Rubbish weather again. Brace yourself Dave
Nothing really
Just missing mi princess :'(
My fences blown over in the gale, more work and more money :( >:(
Nowt really
Too early
Bloody cold
Is that a swear word. Will have to check with Bob
Man flu
This forum on my ipad even though ive chosen to stay logged in forever it logs me out then it takes 2 attempts to log in again ,starting to pee me off
Missed again :-*
We've got to get more organised than this :( :(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 07, 2014, 16:53:18 PM
We've got to get more organised than this :( :(
Where are you? :'(
Missing Dave and Jon earlier today
Have yu read Sid Vicious Can?
Bloomin hec. Set mi alarm for 5 instead of 6, what a plonker, I'd better have another hours kip. Hope I don't sleep in and miss mi Princess........again :D ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 05:04:54 AM
Bloomin hec. Set mi alarm for 5 instead of 6, what a plonker, I'd better have another hours kip. Hope I don't sleep in and miss mi Princess........again :D ::) ::)
Pmsl...looks like you have ::)
Jeez Dee, was up again at 7, you must be getting on here earlier and earlier ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 07:14:23 AM
Jeez Dee, was up again at 7, you must be getting on here earlier and earlier ;D :-*
I`m up at 6 every morning...and I try and get on here for 6.30-7am ;D
I`m an early bird :P
Can I be your worm ;D ;D :-* :-*
Shouldn't you be getting a wriggle on ;D :-*
Nowt happening at work. Am bored. Might have to have a wander onto General chat, just to check if all's peaceful ;D
Stir it up for them why dont you ;D ;D ;D ;D
Apparently you're not welcome if you've the brain of a 10 year old ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 14:26:32 PM
Apparently you're not welcome if you've the brain of a 10 year old ;D ;D
Thats us lot out then ;D ;D
According to Sledge it does ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 22:35:11 PM
According to Sledge it does ;D ;D
Are you allowed to ban people? ;D
I'm a chicken, he frightens me ;D
Do you know that he might be a she :P
Even worse, frightens me more now ;D :-*
I`m just joking...I have no idea ;D
I think there's trouble ahead, when admin gets back, gonna keep out of it.
Where is admin anyway?
On holiday I'm guessing
Waking up so early. Nahki Wells going to Huddersfield :'( :'(
I think admin has walked away from it all >:(
That shiiite team today how can you make a bad team look so good ;D
Nowt yet. Watching cricket, so sure it won't be long before I am
Nothing yet
Just been outside, its bloomin cold
Too early for me to go outside. I've got to start work in 8 mins
Straight back into it then
Jon was online...then disappeared :'(
I fell asleep :'( :'(
sky my internet is playing up.was on phone for 55mins there final solution someone from solutions will ring back between 6pm and 7 pm
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You tell em Bob ;D
BS being rude to Dee on general chat, think Jon should teach him some manners. I'll hold your coat Jon.
I'm fairly sure BS is an ex boyfriend, so not getting involved. I'll be here to pick up the pieces, if my Princess needs me ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 14, 2014, 15:00:54 PM
I'm fairly sure BS is an ex boyfriend, so not getting involved. I'll be here to pick up the pieces, if my Princess needs me ;D
I can handle BS :P ....And Jon...he is not an ex ::) you wind-up ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on January 14, 2014, 16:53:19 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 14, 2014, 15:00:54 PM
I'm fairly sure BS is an ex boyfriend, so not getting involved. I'll be here to pick up the pieces, if my Princess needs me ;D
I can handle BS :P ....And Jon...he is not an ex ::) you wind-up ::)
Don't worry Jon he comes from Norfolk, no competition ;D
Oh he has norfolking chance then ;D
That would explain why he is norfolking help to no one then. :(
LOL Trumpy ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 14, 2014, 18:20:04 PM
Oh he has norfolking chance then ;D
Quote from: Trumpy on January 14, 2014, 18:22:04 PM
That would explain why he is norfolking help to no one then. :(
I love it guys ;D ;D ;D
Nothing yet. Too early
Same here ,internets working fine
Noticed its rapid today
Thats my nimble fingers
Sure it is. Mr bucket hands ;D
Golf course closed due to Rain. Another day drossing then ;D
Nowt yet, but Australia still to bat.
Nowt yet, but Australia still to bat, Im sure that'l give me something to laugh at ;)
Lost again. Useless
Nowt yet
Nothing really
My useless brother
Waking up early
My second sky box not working >:(
Bloody Network Rail....keeping me awake 2 nights on the trot >:(
Lot to answer for has that Bob
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 20, 2014, 07:27:18 AM
Lot to answer for has that Bob
Yeah...can you tell him to stop banging? :P
OK. Stop banging Bob.
Nothing today ;)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 20, 2014, 07:39:10 AM
OK. Stop banging Bob.
I`ll let you know in the morning if he stopped :P
He can't have many more bangs in him ;D
All quiet last night....just woken once when G came in ;D
Glad to hear it ;D
Last bang you get off me dee ;D
Didn't think you'd spot it ;D
Seen that one but not ya stalkers
Nowt yet
Having to shell 100 hard boiled eggs
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 22, 2014, 11:01:01 AM
Having to shell 100 hard boiled eggs
What a smell :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Yeah it reeked
nowt really
Same here
One of useless salesman
Still nowt
Took out washing machine and isolation water valve is leaking >:(
Fire alarm faulty, beeping getting really annoying
Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep
very funny Can ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
My Fuerteventura electric bill, 22 Euros a month before you use any electricity
nowt to a man of your means ::)
I think mine is 18 euro
Sick of working
Nowt
Legion is putting beer up 10p a pint tommorow
Morning all
Morning Bob ;D ;D
You lazy lot ( except Bob ) get yourselves up, Ronnie's having to talk to the Mrs ;D
We need Archie to set up his thread again, haven't heard from him or Jessica lately
She was a rum un as we say in Yorkshire
Canceling todays trial because of the weather, for f*cks sake we ride through rivers it don't matter that it's persisting it down
wimps
I know apparantly the observers didn't want to work
nowt much. Am happy
Rotten weather
Having to work ::)
Missing Dee-Dee
So I noticed ::) :-*
Someones dumped some garden waste and a fridge freezer where I walk Bails >:( >:(
I`d love to go and dump some s h i t in their front garden >:( >:(
run em over Princess
Dodgy linesman, disallows a good equalising goal then gives City a penalty from a good tackle by Danny Rose which gets him sent off as well. Killed a good game. Torre should have got a second yellow early in first half but the ref didn't have the balls to do it. Looks like City have inherited United's old dodgy decisions >:( >:( >:(
Your right as always. 5 dodgy goals ;D ;D
I didn't say that, once we lost Rose it killed the game we were beginning to get into it.
OK then ;D
As my old dad would have said - cobblers ;D
Hull away next, ya should win that ::)
Been woken up by bottle bank being emptied at this Bloomin time
nowt yet
Same here now
Trying to catch up after 3 days away :(
Nothing all is good
Nothing yet today ;)
nothing at all
Mi new tills playing up >:( >:( >:( >:(
People trying to join club commetee just to cause trouble, real atmosphere in the Legion tonight
The till is probably spying you to see how hard you work ;D
People not moving forward at the petrol station when there are pumps free >:(
Having to sort the till out and missing my Princess :(
just turn it off and then turn it on again
Tried that ;D
being red carded on team game, little Hitlers >:( >:( >:(
Agreed Dave, I thought it was very harsh :-*
Nothing...I have been calm today ;D
Don't believe you ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 05, 2014, 21:22:28 PM
Don't believe you ;D :-*
Tis true ;D I`ve thought back over my day...and I haven`t been humpy once ;D
Been so busy, when Dee's here >:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 05, 2014, 22:10:02 PM
Been so busy, when Dee's here >:(
Its not really acceptable,is it? ::)
Not at all. They'll be out for 11, gonna be firm this week ;D
Ring that bell Jon :P
Finished all locked up
Fiasco on the plane today
Radio keeps crackling because of bad weather, that's what you get I suppose for still using an old valve type radio, must buy a wireless ;D
Life is too short to get angry
Very philosophical wise words old boy
Having to get up so early
having to go to work
don't do angry any more
bloomin funeral party mourners interrupting mi drossing >:(
Suppose you have to have your undertaker face on today
yeah suit and black tie. ;D
And white gloves?
Boxing bloomin gloves, if they don't let me get on wi mi drossing >:(
;D :o
The customer is always right
Liverpool's last minute penalty
the state my garden is in after yesterdays storm :(
All this Bloomin rain
Having to get up at 0230 for work
Its Monday....thats enough ::)
Got a banging headache
All this noise
Jon is always moaning, I love Mondays
Mrs vaccing when I'm trying to have a nap
Moderator exceeding his powers by posting on a locked thread
That because of a head injury i got in November, it is still tender and i have lost my sense of smell, got told could take months to return :( :( :( :( :( :(
Are you feeling OK apart from that?
yeah I'm fine, do get a mild dizziness but that's when i stand up in a morning but soon passes, getting better every week though, can take time apparently. I do have a big scar on the back of my head, i havnt seen it though and lucky my hair is long :D I do now have a small fear of our stairs now, learned my lesson that carrying something, flip flops and the cat charging up and down is not a good combination, i have been told i fell from the top and smacked my head on the wooden floor at the bottom, i cant remember though, my boyfriend is still haunted by it though xx
Really hope you're back to 100% as soon as possible WG
Thank-you, a holiday would sort me out ;D but have to wait until August for that :(
Could of been a lot worse though but i'm trying not to think about that
Quote from: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 12:00:03 PM
Moderator exceeding his powers by posting on a locked thread
Had to thank the Captain Dave old boy ;D
Hope you are back to normal soon WG, the best people are in Fuerteventura in August
And September ;D
can't come soon enough for me :o ;D
Quote from: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 12:00:03 PM
Moderator exceeding his powers by posting on a locked thread
Nothing unusual there, he ALWAYS has to get the last word in, and because he locks it as moderator, you can't reopen you own thread. >:( >:( >:(
Ya corny jokes is next ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
nothing yet ;D
£2.19 for as bottle of water in Smiths at Gatwick - thieving *#@#*%$
What ya doing buying water. Get some ale in ;D
Needed it to take my medication
Us northerners take our tablets with best bitter ;D
So that is why you talk a load of Yorkshire cobblers all the time ;D ;D
Probably mate ;D ;D
Jon have you taken a non out of Daves post :o :o :o
No he used a word beginning with b with a cks at the end ;D ;D
Now rectified
New people renting next door still talking in loud voices at 3am keeping us awake
Get em told Dave. Thanks for rectifying, much better now ;D ;D
Next door talking loudly at 2am
Bet it brought back memories ;D
Get my own back tonight ;D
Go find Can's bagpipes ;D
Quote from: DaveW on February 22, 2014, 09:09:38 AM
Next door talking loudly at 2am then having noisy sex at 4.30
Dave you should go in and knock on the door when they are having sex, then run and hide on them. :P, in Ireland we call it playing nick nack.
Run and hide. Its dave we're talking about ;D
Yea, if he goes next door, and bangs loudly on the door, by the time the guy gets his cacks on and downstairs to answer the door, Dave can be long gone.
If he is caught, all he has to do is say he was looking for to get into his own house and that he thought the wife had locked him out, and he then realised it was the wrong house, he shoudl get away with that.
Remonds me of a time I was in a hotel, and I woke up about 6am in the morning with the couple going at it in the next room, all the moaning and groaning going on, so I knocked on the wall, and asked if I could join in, they quickly stopped, I reckon I put him off mid stride, and he never got to finish it - a case of blue balls Im sure ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D well that made me smile lol
Everything has made me annoyed today people in general lol
Helen, sounds like you need to sit back, relax and enjoy a nice glass of Rioja ;)
Nothing so far.
Nothing yet but give it time :o :o
@Can the Man I had an early night instead ;D if today like yesterday there is a bottle in the fridge with just my name on it :-*
At the Ocean View for early breakfast, only people in/outside the restaurant. A person sits on the table next to us (there are 30 others to chose from) and lights up a cigarette while we are eating. Why are smokers so pig ignorant!
Ya moaned about this last time ;D
It is very irritating and unnecessary >:( >:(
Totally agree, I wouldn't dream of smoking where people were eating
When i have planned tea but the other people in this house have different ideas >:( >:( daughter going out so had hers early and bf doesnt want anything yet...................may as well turn this house into a cafe and then proceed to find a brush to shove up my a*@e to sweep the floor at the same time :o
Quote from: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 10:21:57 AM
At the Ocean View for early breakfast, only people in/outside the restaurant. A person sits on the table next to us (there are 30 others to chose from) and lights up a cigarette while we are eating. Why are smokers so pig ignorant!
Dave, you need to walk up to this pig and say to him, ' I'd like to apologise to you before it happens, but my wife and I both had a very hot Indian curry last night, and we are prone to f a r t the morning away, and from past experience the smell is unbearable, perhaps you would like to reposition your self to another table', if this doesn't work, the sit there and after 5 mins start saying to Jenny 'ooh I think it's starting to happen', then lean to one side and raise your part of your body that you sit on off the seat slightly, have Jenny start giving out to you and then have her go Ooooo I think it's happening to me also. Guarantee he'll run a mile :P :P :P
Quote from: Wigangirl on February 25, 2014, 16:43:47 PM
When i have planned tea but the other people in this house have different ideas >:( >:( daughter going out so had hers early and bf doesnt want anything yet...................may as well turn this house into a cafe and then proceed to find a brush to shove up my a*@e to sweep the floor at the same time :o
Hi Helen, I bet you had a nice clean floor and then no. 1 daughter walks in with muddy shoes....... ;) ;) ;)
He's a silver tongued charmer is old Can ;D
the kindle fire i got the other half for christmas wont switch on. displays kindle fire on the screen and then thats it >:(
Is there a little hole at the back, where you can push a pin and reset it.
no, says online to hold the power button in and leave it for 30 seconds, tried that. When it comes on it just says kindle fire on the screen and does nothing else :o will get him to ring amazon see if they can fix it, only had it since December :(
Bet the bf fixes it straight away ;D
Not had any problems with my Kindle fire and have had it about a year. I did have a similar problem with my old Kindle which required a reload of the software. Amazon helped me sort it. Good luck.
doubt it he was sulking all last night its the end of the world, thats why i tried this morning. Amazon might just replace it with it not being that old, took me ages trying to remember where the receipt was :o :o :o
Amazon are pretty good at getting things sorted
I will get him to ring them can't cope with another night of sulking lol ::)
Done a bit of research. Try pressing and holding the power button in for 60 secs, make sure you don't release and time 60 secs. Then release and press power button again.
thanks but done that :( :(
Good luck with it, let us know if you get a result
Not had trouble with a Fire but my tab3 plays up when the battery gets flat then won't boot or charge off the mains charger. The only way to get it going is to plug it into my laptop for a while to charge the battery, don't know why it's differant from a mains charger but it works on mu Tab3
Theyre falling out again in the sensible section ;D
Ill go take a look pass me my tin hat and vest, which thread is it Jon
Top one in queries and questions. Pathetic ;D
very true Jon there now argueing about what their argueing about
LOL yes I hadn't seen it like that ;D
Quote from: Trumpy on February 27, 2014, 18:33:43 PM
Not had trouble with a Fire but my tab3 plays up when the battery gets flat then won't boot or charge off the mains charger. The only way to get it going is to plug it into my laptop for a while to charge the battery, don't know why it's differant from a mains charger but it works on mu Tab3
Thanks, just tried that and still diddly :(
Having to walk my baby boy in the rain >:(
Oh dear Dee, what age is he ?
It's a dog Can ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
All this wet stuff falling >:( >:( >:(
Nothing yet
Nothing. The tablet now sorted Amazon replaced it, good customer service it came the day after :)
Nothing, had a very pleasant day with young Bob
Thank you and i had a pleasant day out to ;D
Any photo's
Dave, I told you what to do, did you try it ?
You send someone a text and you don`t even get a reply ::) ::)
Sorry Dee, didn't have mi specs, couldn't see to type. Had a lovely day thanks :-* :-*
Nowt yet i havent left the house yet
Up since 530. Morrison's soon
nothing yet
According to my paper losing your temper can bring on a heart attack - so calm down
Tell them at the top of the forum ;D
another thread
They are always falling out in the sensible sections Helen. Haven't you noticed ;D
They are pathetic, words fail me
I don't usually go through them much, won't again neither >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
That's it boys, time to act, no-one upsets our girls >:( >:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 04, 2014, 18:05:17 PM
That's it boys, time to act, no-one upsets our girls >:( >:(
.
Thank you xx :-* :-* :-*
Noticed there's been no response. I'm sure a good Wigan lass can look after herself ;) ;) :-* :-*
Somebody hiding behind their computer :) really pushed the wrong button believe me I wanted to say a lot more
We'll all have a go, if he says anything else ;D
;D ;D ;D xx
Wait until Can the man gets started, he can be vicious ;D
My car >:(
Is she still poorly ;D
Oh no Dee :'( :'( :'( Poor old girl
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 04, 2014, 18:56:39 PM
Oh no Dee :'( :'( :'( Poor old girl
And at the minute I`m not in a position to get anything else...so Shanks` Pony it is ::) ::)
Just pretend ya doing a bit of Zumba ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 04, 2014, 18:35:15 PM
Wait until Can the man gets started, he can be vicious ;D
That ZZ11 pi$$es me off with their comments, there was no need to be that derogatory to Helen. I think they owe her an apology. A$$holes like that deserve to be treated with contempt. ;)
See what I mean Helen ;D ;D
I'd say Helen is right, it's just a little person hiding behind a computer.
A bit like Dave, do you mean ;D
Dave's a gent, he'd never say anything like that, all you need to do is see how he treats his Jenny, with reverence and love :)
Bit of a wimp then ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 04, 2014, 21:54:52 PM
Just pretend ya doing a bit of Zumba ;D
Hey..all this walking will be
instead of the Zumba :P
Just like you with your Lisa :P,
BTW, how's the bargins in Matalan ;D
Having to leave early as it takes me so long to walk >:(
ZZ's reply to Can
Quote from: Can the Man on March 04, 2014, 22:17:15 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 04, 2014, 18:35:15 PM
Wait until Can the man gets started, he can be vicious ;D
That ZZ11 pi$$es me off with their comments, there was no need to be that derogatory to Helen. I think they owe her an apology. A$$holes like that deserve to be treated with contempt. ;)
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* thankyou
You wet the bed Helen ;D :-*
;D ;D ;D Been up since 6.00am when the other half went to work......have to wait for a parcel delivery to ::) ::)
My sincerest apologies . We know how to behave at the bottom of the page, when we're wrong ;D :-* :-*
its perfectly fine i would never take offence from everybody on this section :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Think my cold is coming back
Start wearing ya vest again
Which thread has all the aggro mentioned above?
The worst airline seats
Started by SoCal in Flight Information
Thanks Helen I will have a look
Zz altering mi post, then using quote
the words i want to describe him are not allowed on here :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
I totally agree, but rhymes with Tanker ;D
I use words on this thread and nobody corrected me ;)
Wa#¥er - Definition A discreet massager ;D
Good post that Can ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 21:46:00 PM
I use words on this thread and nobody corrected me ;)
Wa#¥er - Definition A discreet massager ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 05, 2014, 19:15:01 PM
I totally agree, but rhymes with Tanker ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
I see Admin or ? have deleted a few threads thankfully!!!
good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hope they've deleted a few members as well ::)
Fickle Northerners ;) ::)
My internet, keeps dropping out
people trying to split us up :( :(
Quote from: Kenny. on March 06, 2014, 08:13:36 AM
I see Admin or ? have deleted a few threads thankfully!!!
Which threads are they Kenny ?
Deaf and dumb thread for one Can
Nothing yet
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 06, 2014, 19:38:34 PM
people trying to split us up :( :(
That will never happen :-* :-*
Quote from: dee-dee on March 07, 2014, 07:32:06 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 06, 2014, 19:38:34 PM
people trying to split us up :( :(
That will never happen :-* :-*
I know that my precious Essex beauty :-* :-*
My email playing up, keeps saying sorry there is a problem please try again later.......well I have >:(
It's probably overheating ::) ::) ;D :-* :-*
Hope not my tablet after all the mickey taking I did when other half's broke ;D
What kinda tablet you got Cinders ?
not your little blue one, that's for sure ::)
You mean the little blue triangle ones that you use ::)
A pink Samsung ;D
(http://newsbusters.org/sites/default/files/thumbnail_photos/2013/December/Viagra.gif?1386106315)
Brilliant stuff in Drossers, what a laugh Ive had this last few days.
;D ;D ;D
Ive been telling you that Kenny, we're not a bad lot down this end of the forum. Even created our own help and advice threads. ;D ;D
We take the P but are not nasty like people on the top of the board
Mostly out of Cockeneees ;D
and us Celts ;D
Well i love it here, have a right laugh and you are all lovely people :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
still can't get on my emails :( :( :( >:( >:(
are you trying to access through the tablet emails or on the internet webmail?
I'm on the main computer now, just says problem with outlook please try again >:( >:( >:(
just had a look at mine. working ok
is it a gmail or yahoo or web mail account ?.
hotmail
I'm Hotmail, its ok, just checked
I have tried it on my tablet, phone and the desktop computer and its still telling me to wait >:( >:( >:(
Have you juyst tried accessing it from internet explorer direct to hotmail and not through outlook ?
wise words Can
yeah done all that :( :( :( will leave it for a bit, won't care in an hour or so anyway when i have a very large wine in my hand ;D ;D
Am gonna get a beer now ;D :P
Aww not fair :( :( :( :( :( :(
here you go Cinders, enjoy ;D
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-g8P9wBjy4QM/T8Pf-dkisrI/AAAAAAAAEDI/kn-cyKyKB4g/s1600/011.JPG)
Thankyou :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
If you change to the Vino Tinto you could join a new fashion craze ;) ;) :-* :-* :-*
I think this photo is brilliant :D :D
(http://www.fashionavecpassion.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/00015261.jpg)
noticed Cans drunk half of it ::) ::)
Excellent pic.......waste of wine tho lol ;D ;D
Cinders, imagine bathing in a jacuzzi bath of Cava mmmmmmmmmmm :D
very sexy :-* :-*
Imagine all the bubbles in that
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/81/46/f0/8146f00cbc4b46a1cd2635e9b29b211e.jpg)
This is hillarious
Kym Douglas's beauty tips in a bathtub full of wine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=811fAMomIIo#ws)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
very good mate
Put it this way my other half will be very sore and sorry when he wakes up :D
Sounds like he had a good time Cinders ;)
Single would be good
Making up is good :-*
When he comes home :o
Have you checked the garden ;D
Well there is no holes so didn't bury him :o ;D
He'll have crashed out on a barge, could be in Leeds now ;D
Can stay there for me :o
I'll go turn it round, and send him back, should be back in a couple of days ;D
Has he turned up then Cinders ?
Yeah was back ages ago, grovelling all day ;D
You giving him a hard time then ? :)
Haha not really, good to see him grovel though ;D
Good on ya girl
:-* :-* :-* :-*
Missing my car :'(..anyone wanna buy 5 Audi alloy wheels? :P
Not really
Nowt so far
Nothing yet
Alls good
You lot missing Cockeneeee Dave's 21000. Ya all useless ;D
Nothing at all
Nothing for me either
Ya still all useless ;D
:o :o :o :D
Poor forgotten Cockeneeeee Dave ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 10, 2014, 15:35:02 PM
Poor forgotten Cockeneeeee Dave ;D
Hey I
congre congrau conkgratu said well done Dave!! :D
So did I ;D
A Scottish man that smells like fish ;)
Don't stand down wind of him then Helen :D
:D ;D
Well said Can ;D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zxc6dXUhIYU/R5DAXhBvr9I/AAAAAAAAAU0/UWRJj61lhr8/s320/scotland_scotsman.jpg)
I do believe that's our Kenny ;D
She's prettier than me :( :(
Quote from: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 16:51:38 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_zxc6dXUhIYU/R5DAXhBvr9I/AAAAAAAAAU0/UWRJj61lhr8/s320/scotland_scotsman.jpg)
You guys are attractive (to me anyway) mental :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 10, 2014, 16:56:44 PM
She's prettier than me :( :(
You want me to say no she isn't - don't you?
Well she is :P :P :P
Only joking Helen
There were way to many to choose from to post, all wearing their kilts as they should be worn, with the tackle in place ;D ;D ;D ;D
I couldn't post them here because Admin might get upset, and the Moderator wouldn't allow it.
Quote from: Kenny. on March 10, 2014, 16:57:58 PM
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 10, 2014, 16:56:44 PM
She's prettier than me :( :(
You want me to say no she isn't - don't you?
Well she is :P :P :P
Only joking Helen
You are on my list :(
:D :D :D
You tell him Helen
Guess which one is Kenny - He's the one that comes from Edinburgh :D :D :D
(http://www.sandyblair.net/images/384_PhotoKiltCartoon.jpg)
(http://www.fife.50megs.com/img/Mountaineer%20Cartoon.jpg)
Pure dead brilliant so it is :D
We Celtic cousins, now how to have a good laugh ;)
Quote from: Can the Man on March 10, 2014, 17:04:02 PM
You tell him Helen
Guess which one is Kenny - He's the one that comes from Edinburgh :D :D :D
(http://www.sandyblair.net/images/384_PhotoKiltCartoon.jpg)
;D ;D
Off home, I have had enough guys.
;D
My other half took both sets of garage keys and I can't get my car out >:( so now i have to wait an age now for him to think about coming home >:(
Been busy
You should see the list of ingredients I have to get for daughters cookery classes Wednesday and Thursday :o :o going cost a fortune that school is taking the p@ss :o :o
And one we don't even like :o
Look guys take a leaf outta my book, don't get angry it takes years of you.
Take a chill pill, have a drink and do what Helen does - Relax :-* :-*
I'm only relaxed when I have the house to myself :o
Am chilled
Last day of this visit >:(
You'll soon be back ;D
Jon keeps ignoring me ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on March 11, 2014, 23:02:46 PM
Jon keeps ignoring me ::)
I think he's found some one else to occupy his mind Dee :'(
I'm OK
:'( :'(
Quote from: dee-dee on March 11, 2014, 23:02:46 PM
Jon keeps ignoring me ::)
Never do that Princess, we're just getting our timings wrong :-* :-* :-*
I know :-* And I also know that you are busy...so a quick hello from me :-* :-*
Morning Dee. Happy hump day :-* :-*
Nothing today
That somebody has crashed into the side of my other half's car, he is not a happy man :o
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 12, 2014, 13:34:53 PM
That somebody has crashed into the side of my other half's car, he is not a happy man :o
What ward is the other driver in :D :o
:o :o :o he might wish he is when realises how much will cost
Who was in charge of the car at the time, you or him ?
Him thankfully :o
Your off the hook then ;)
Hahaha I don't drive his much its to big lol its mainly scratched it seems, just him being over dramatic ::)
well it is his baby afterall, he probably loves it more than he loves you ::) ::) ::) ::)
The scary thing is that's probably true ;D :o
Its very hard to compete with something Big and Shiny and it throbs, and purrs - you get what I mean :D :D :D :D :D
:o :o :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Can the Man on March 12, 2014, 14:21:34 PM
Its very hard to compete with something Big and Shiny and it throbs, and purrs - you get what I mean :D :D :D :D :D
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o Moderator ;D ;D ;D
It is a big one lol :-*
A bit like Kennys Caber ;)
(http://th00.deviantart.net/fs41/PRE/i/2009/032/9/f/Caber_Toss_by_FotoFlingScotland.jpg)
:o :o :o
Noted Kenny, Behave Can ::) ::)
Nothing im chilled ;D
same here watching footie
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 12, 2014, 20:03:58 PM
Noted Kenny, Behave Can ::) ::)
I do like something big and shiny throbbing between my legs, my motorbike :D :D :D, what ever were you thinking ?
Speaking of bikes, where's Derby Dave this weather ?
Dunno I was wondering that
Nothing today...all good here ;D
for some reason everything's brilliant now :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 12, 2014, 21:34:45 PM
for some reason everything's brilliant now :-* :-*
Cos its me and thee :-*
Puke bucket :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Quote from: dee-dee on March 12, 2014, 21:40:46 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 12, 2014, 21:34:45 PM
for some reason everything's brilliant now :-* :-*
Cos its me and thee :-*
I do enjoy our time alone together :-* :-* :-* :-*
Nearly falling and breaking my neck because of the lazy git I live with ::)
Kenny's abandoned Cinders, just to do some work. Pathetic excuse ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 13, 2014, 09:36:56 AM
Kenny's abandoned Cinders, just to do some work. Pathetic excuse ;D ;D
I'm still watching you buggers don't attempt to steal my Cinders when I'm busy.
Not that you would do that ::) ::) :-* :-* to my wee Cinders
She's too wild for us civilised yorkshiremen ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 13, 2014, 11:54:44 AM
She's too wild for us civilised yorkshiremen ;D ;D
SHE has a name lol :-* :-*
Sorry :-* Cinders is too wild for us civilised Yorkshiremen ;D
Hahahaha war of the roses ;D
Warriors v Bulls. ;D
;D ;D I met the Bradford bulls few years ago they stayed at the hotel I worked in, made my day go better when a full rugby team stood at reception :P :P
internet keeps crashing
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 13, 2014, 15:00:26 PM
internet keeps crashing
I know the feeling that really does wind me up, not virgin media by any chance? :-*
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 13, 2014, 13:27:54 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 13, 2014, 11:54:44 AM
She's too wild for us civilised yorkshiremen ;D ;D
SHE has a name lol :-* :-*
You tell them ................ whats yer name again :-*
:o :o :o :-* :-* your Cinder's
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 13, 2014, 15:30:06 PM
:o :o :o :-* :-* your Cinder's
LOL Oh welcome back Cinders :-* :-*
Thankyou for having me :-*
Think I am suffering with jet lag ;D
He's dented my car now :( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
How did he do that?
Hit the wall at car park at work :( >:( >:( >:(
You'd better send him to specsavers :o :o
Its not his fault though it was the car :o >:( >:( >:( more like he was on his phone >:(
Wont be a romantic dinner tonight then ;D
He will have to do his own, I have the wine he got me to soften me up :o
Can he drive?
Does he actually have a licence :o
Don't be too hard on him he is probably in shock, the wall wasn't looking ;D
It was the car >:( >:( does he realise that I can look at CCTV lol
Quote from: DaveW on March 13, 2014, 17:10:04 PM
Don't be too hard on him he is probably in shock, the wall wasn't looking ;D
Haha it must of jumped out on him
Think you should know Dave, he's a boxer ;D
Yes but he is up there and hasn't got a car to get back at me
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 13, 2014, 17:11:46 PM
Think you should know Dave, he's a boxer ;D
He's scared of me at the moment no boxing skills can get him out of this one ;D ;D
The internet keeps playing up
Bloody slow and I mean slow 20mph driving through a village.. OK but to then "speed" up to 30 on a 60 country road really and truly.
These erseholes should lose their licence - if they have one.
Im ok so far ::)
Nothing so far
Am good
My useless team >:( >:(
Ya wanna support the Banties mate ;D I'd trade places ;D
50 sovs to get my hearing aid fixed
pardon
Did someone say something ? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
What ? :D
come again ;D
You can take the P but you will get old some time (unless you get too lippy) so you can look forward to bits of your body to stop working
I think its terrible Dave, I told em not to take the P, but they didn't listen >:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 14, 2014, 16:10:59 PM
I think its terrible Dave, I told em not to take the P, but they didn't listen >:(
:o :o stirrer
He'll be ok done an avatar especially for my cockeneee mate ;D
;D ;D
food arrived yet ;D
No :(
It has now ;D ;D Enjoy :-*
:-*
Some lucky so and so won the 107 million in the UK tonight and it wasn't me. didn't even get 2 numbers on one line
Reckon you could have your hearing aid fixed 214 millions times ;D
Quote from: DaveW on March 14, 2014, 22:33:48 PM
Some lucky so and so won the 107 million in the UK tonight and it wasn't me. didn't even get 2 numbers on one line
Off to check my numbers :P
Nothing yet
Alls good
Ignorant people in Morrison's, get some manners really and truly >:( >:(
Kettles broke this morning having to boil water in a pan still shops open later :( :(
Nothing yet
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on March 16, 2014, 07:37:33 AM
Kettles broke this morning having to boil water in a pan still shops open later :( :(
Not that cheap Indian one I hope ;D
Can't remember where I left the car last night ::) ::)
:o :o
Nothing yet
Sri lankan actually and i left it for the cleaner ;D ;D ;D
Same difference ;D your generosity is remarkable ;D
Northern hospitality mate ;D ;D
Yeah we're renowned for it. I once left a cleaner, nearly a full bottle of fairy liquid
Nothing has made me angry, Im a down to earth laid back guy. Well only f@rts that drive far too slowly that is ;D
Nothing at all
Boring Arsenal parking their team bus in front of the goal and the rat face ref that never gives us a decision
Nothing...I`m happy today ;D
Not much yet
Nowt yet and I hope it stays that way :D
So do i
Not angry just irritated
Am still calm ;D
Nothing I'm actually in a good mood ;D
Nothing
Give it time I can sense something brewing
Am totally chilled
I am even more chilled than you Jon :-*
I'm very chilled considering
Nothing really pretty chilled today, apart from the rain here in Manchester
Rain here to :(
some wally rabbiting on
I'm in a good mood so nothing yet xx
Rubbish weather
I will send some sun over the Pennines to you :-*
Tired but ok so far!!
Could do with a nap
Nothing ;D
Not to much ;D
boring people
that really does wind me up and miserable people >:(
me too
My significant other getting a strop on because i didn't text him back.......................well i'm busy ;D
..drossing? ;D
yes, its very important ;D ;D
Don't get obsessed like Dave, Cinders. Got to have a break now and again ;D
;D ;D ;D I will
So I noticed ;D
I did whilst I cooked tea ;D
nowt
Been happy all day
you certainly have ;D
Pointless being miserable :-*
absolutely Cinders, lifes for living
Live life to the full and don't let anybody drag you down ;D
You tell em Helen ;D
Always do ;D ;D
Id worked that out ;D
Best to speak your mind and don't let anybody walk all over you :-* :-*
mi Princess can walk all over me ;D :-* :P :P
In her white stilettos ;D ;D
oooooh anytime :-* :-*. I miss mi Princess :'( :'(
Awww :-* :-*
Its sweet aint it :-* :-*
Very cute :-*
Thank you :-*
Your very welcome :-*
I hope Kenny appreciates you the same ::) ::) ::) :-*
I wish :( he's never here :( ;) ;)
He does come and go very quickly ;D ;D ;D
:o I can't work it out I normally keep them going for a while :-*
Don't forget he's Scottish. Wants his independence ;D ;D
Lol think he's lost interest I must be to much for him :P :P
Well you are 40 years younger than him. He must be absolutely shattered ;D
:o :o better be more gentle :P
yeah, handle him with care. Don't think he'll be around tomorrow, it's pension day ;D
Hahaha he will be waiting for the post office to open ;) ;)
then squanders it on Whisky. such a shame ;D ;D
;) ;) ;)shocking at that age should be setting me a good example :-*
shudder to think what his great grand kids make of it ;D ;D
Ssshhhhhhhhhh I think he's watching ;) ;) ;)
yep he's here, I can sense his presence ;D
Can smell the whisky ;)
He's obviously not playing out :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
No, probably grounded for being naughty ;)
Had his zimmer confiscated ;D
Will have to get a potter mobile
What a great idea ;D
Jon not speaking to me ::) :'(
I can see where your coming from Dee :D
Quote from: dee-dee on March 20, 2014, 06:25:17 AM
Jon not speaking to me ::) :'(
Princess, am working ;D :-* :-* :-*
Nothing
same here
nothing that was worth losing my rag over ;D
Being pestered by a Big Issue seller in Swaffham
I like swaffham ;D
Even followed me into the public toilets
Quote from: dee-dee on March 20, 2014, 19:06:58 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 20, 2014, 18:23:38 PM
I like swaffham ;D
Have you ever been? ::)
Once went on the Norfolk broads think its on there. Bet that's surprised you ;D Near Wroxham
You just need to come down South a little bit further :-*
Been to Heathrow airport ;D
Some where in the middle :P
Is Colchester in Norfolk?
Never knew that. Are you actually Ipswich or Colchester, I get confused ::)
I`m in Ipswich the same as Dave...Colchester is about 15 miles away,thats all ..if you remember I was born in Colchester ;D
Course I remember ::) ;D Is Ipswich Essex then or Norfolk
Ipswich is in Suffolk ;D
Jeez there's a lot counties down there. I just live in one big one, far easier. :-*
And you are near Leeds? ;D
Yep about 8 miles away. Get on Google maps ;D
How far are you from Manchester?
Jeez ya worse than me ;D ;D About 60 miles
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 20, 2014, 23:37:56 PM
Jeez ya worse than me ;D ;D About 60 miles
Got 2 lots of friends there..we keep saying we will drive up ;D
Must make the effort..then divert to Leeds :-*
That would be great only about an hour from Manchester on the M62, or 45 mins if you're driving ;D :-*
Cheeky..nothing wrong with my driving ;D
I`ve just noticed my clock is still saying an hour too fast...might as well leave it now..they change back not his weekend but next ::) :P
Lol so is mine ;D :-*
Nothing yet
Nope alls good here
Nothing...J will be home from Uni by the time I get back from work ;D ;D
Hope he waits to open his prezzies ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 21, 2014, 10:09:36 AM
Hope he waits to open his prezzies ;D
He did...listens to his mum ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 20, 2014, 23:13:59 PM
Course I remember ::) ;D Is Ipswich Essex then or Norfolk
Hope you have a satnav Jon, obviously geography was not your strong point at school ;D
Correct Dave ;D ;D
Nothing at all I'm in a very good mood ;D
an idiot in here today, if he calls me darling, babe, sweetheart again i will shove something so far he will be talking very high pitched for quite some time ;D
Bloody gasboard :D
keep ringing them up and blast them then charge them for the phone calls ;D ;D
Apparently the girl in the office has an attitude :o :o :o :o >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Nothing today
I'm happy now I'm home ;D
Hope nasty Dave doesn't red card Dee for answering with the word ''first'' in word association. If I were Dee I'd change it before he notices ;) ;) :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 25, 2014, 07:11:43 AM
Hope nasty Dave doesn't red card Dee for answering with the word ''first'' in word association. If I were Dee I'd change it before he notices ;) ;) :-* :-*
Lol ::) I blame this laptop ::)
He won't take any excuses Dee ;D ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 25, 2014, 07:16:23 AM
He won't take any excuses Dee ;D ;D :-*
He might let me off as I`m not a Northerner ;D
Yep you have got certain assets that I don't have ;D ;D :-*
For gods sake the school is on strike tomoz on the one day where I had loads to do >:(
Nothing all is good
And very angry at that is BONGOSPARK (Formerly known as BrightSpark)
Check out the post on the General thread under World War 3 - bl00dy Disgrace >:( >:( >:(
Totally agree with you Kenny
It was in bad taste, hope he removes it
Quote from: KWC on March 25, 2014, 19:36:33 PM
And very angry at that is BONGOSPARK (Formerly known as BrightSpark)
Check out the post on the General thread under World War 3 - bl00dy Disgrace >:( >:( >:(
The complete .....well I can't post it on here. Well said Kenny xxxxxxxxxxxx
He seems an intelligent bloke, sure he'll remove it
Not when I have quoted it in mine :D :D ;) ;)
This is very true :D :D
I've thought long and hard gents, and have decided to remove the last 3 posts.
Do I get the post counts back? :D
I'll have to email admin and ask for them to be added.
You can gladly have a couple of hundred of mine, call it your Xmas prezzie.
Don't worry pal I'll get over it
I'm OK so far ;D
Nothing so far
Just a couple or little nuisance spots on my erse, but I'm sure I will get over them ;D
The fact that wahhh I can't wahhh go on holiday wahhh to fuerte just wahhh yet.
Amidoinitrite?
Quote from: BraveSpark on March 26, 2014, 09:48:22 AM
The fact that wahhh I can't wahhh go on holiday wahhh to fuerte just wahhh yet.
Amidoinitrite?
you need to learn how to spell :o
Quote from: Cinders on March 26, 2014, 09:53:12 AM
Quote from: BraveSpark on March 26, 2014, 09:48:22 AM
The fact that wahhh I can't wahhh go on holiday wahhh to fuerte just wahhh yet.
Amidoinitrite?
you need to learn how to spell :o
You need to go Google my "spelling mistake" and realise just how out of touch with the internet you are.
Im actually in a good mood
Lost mi phone somewhere, yet again ::) ::)
Ring it? Have you got a tracker on it ? :-*
Think its turned off, it'll be in the car ;D
Still in a good mood :D
So am i ;D
Quote from: BraveSpark on March 26, 2014, 09:48:22 AM
The fact that wahhh I can't wahhh go on holiday wahhh to fuerte just wahhh yet.
Amidoinitrite?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=amidoinitrite (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=amidoinitrite)
Am pretty good with the urban dictionary ::) ::) ::) ;D
Nothing so far, but its early days :-X :-X
Mi backs aching
I'm good so far ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nowt really
Think i'll have to :P :P :P
;D ;D ;D the traffic :o
should have got on Bobs train ;D
is he a train driver? :-*
Think so ;D
I thought he was the railways equivalent of Blakey from on the buses
That's right he his ;D
one of the dam smoke alarms will not go off, there is no smoke at all in this house, going to have to get up a ladder and have a fiddle lol xx
Our pathetic cricket team
me just getting an earful because i missed his call, i give up :o :o :( :( :(
poor old Cinders ;D
well saved :-* :-* :-*
nothing it's beer o'clock
man u winning
Nothing yet
Got a busy day
Nothing at all
Nothing. A chill out day
Not much yet
Internet slow again
Order tracking...............useless >:(
Don't like the clock changing
Have the clocks changed, thought it was light
Stupid forum clock...its never right >:(
nothing as yet
nowt much
That i'm still here and want to go home ::)
nowt much
Pretty chilled now
aye same here
Having to wash my car again ::)..it was covered in sand
So was Daves ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 22:35:06 PM
So was Daves ;D
They must of gone out together on the Razz ;D
Someone's let the lilo down ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 22:42:42 PM
Someone's let the lilo down ;D :-*
Yeah got bored of that one ::)..and theres not much choice on here...sorry :(
Who is that fit bird?
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 22:46:15 PM
Who is that fit bird?
She lives down the road from me...don`t think she mind me using her pic ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on April 01, 2014, 22:48:19 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 22:46:15 PM
Who is that fit bird?
She lives down the road from me...don`t think she mind me using her pic ;D
Let us know the next time she's going to Fuerte Dee :P
JulyI think ;D
So she goes with you then Dee ?
By the way, great bargins with RA today, I booked my flights to Fuerte for Christmas 8)
Good old st Mick
Yep
Quote from: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 22:59:03 PM
So she goes with you then Dee ?
You do know...its me? :P
Is it really, thought you were blond ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 23:13:25 PM
Is it really, thought you were blond ;D :-*
Lol...it was dyed,that time we met ;D
No sleep
Nowt alls good
Quote from: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 22:49:35 PM
Let us know the next time she's going to Fuerte Dee :P
LOL could you cope Can :D :D
i'm ok yet
Still nowt
the ignorant half wit asda driver who had a go because he had been sat outside the gate waiting for me to open it, try pressing the buzzer then my crystal ball is out of order! Then had the cheek to stand there smerking at me while i had to get about 20 bags of which i think only had about 2 things in, its ok love i can manage! Times like this i wish i still had my german shepherd and let him sit there staring at him for a bit >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
and don't call me LOVE
fair enough ;D
LOVE ;D
:o :o :o :o :o ;) ;) ;) ;)
you are forgiven :-*
Thanks Love ;D :-*
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( then again ;) ;)
apologies Cindy :-*
:o :o :o Its CINDERS :-* :-*
Quote from: Cinders on April 02, 2014, 10:40:54 AM
:o :o :o Its CINDERS :-* :-*
You tell him CINDERS ;)
I will lol :-* :-*
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/helenl5676/cinders.jpg)
:-* :-*
you keep out of it Lenny ;D
hahahahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D ;D
H's gone again
packing his speedos :o ;D
Some has to keep the wheels of Industry turning ;D
he don't wear em, he plays with the Germans ;D
:o to much information lol :-* :-*
Well he does ;D
thanks for putting that thought in my mind :-* :-* :-*
No problem ;D
I'm fine now ;D
am still good ;D
I'm very good :-*
excellent
terrific ;D
been busy
makes the day go quicker ;D
suppose ::)
Prince Charming knackered up my posts :o >:( >:(
Dat "moderation"
:D
LOL welcome back to the bottom Barry
Nothing wrong with me gnashers so the dentists decides to take two xrays to check alls well and a spit and polish for em £120 thanks alot now peeoff
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2014, 13:32:51 PM
Nothing wrong with me gnashers so the dentists decides to take two xrays to check alls well and a spit and polish for em £120 thanks alot now peeoff
thieving gits, is about right :o
Annoys me
Jon its defo your round mate ;D ;D ;D
sounds about right ::) ::)
Jon you've got to dispel the myth that Yorkshire-men are tight wads ;D
ok i'll buy you half ;D
Cheers
No problem ;D
All is well
Alls going well
nothing just irritated
an excuse of a man complaining my perfume was to strong :o well get out of my personal space and think yourself lucky because i can't smell a dam thing, stilly diddly, nothing, zilch :( :( :( as you can see i'm totally fine with it ;D
Sorry Cinders but I have some sympathy. A couple of years ago I picked up a chest infection that meant I could not tolerate any form of perfume without gasping for breath. My wife had to stop wearing perfume, I could not use my aftershave that I had used for years. If anyone sat next to me on the train wearing a strong perfume I would have to vacate my seat and stand by an open window to recover.
Having decided to switch to BT struggling to set up my account and understand what their call centre people are saying
Quote from: DaveW on April 03, 2014, 13:16:39 PM
Sorry Cinders but I have some sympathy. A couple of years ago I picked up a chest infection that meant I could not tolerate any form of perfume without gasping for breath. My wife had to stop wearing perfume, I could not use my aftershave that I had used for years. If anyone sat next to me on the train wearing a strong perfume I would have to vacate my seat and stand by an open window to recover.
Having decided to switch to BT struggling to set up my account and understand what their call centre people are saying
he was being sarcy >:( and when you have lost your sense of smell through head injury which still hasn't healed properly and being told anything between 3 and 6 years to fully get back if ever i didn't find it very amusing, and mine isnt that strong i have smelt it before lol
Quote from: Cinders on April 03, 2014, 12:47:40 PM
an excuse of a man complaining my perfume was to strong :o well get out of my personal space and think yourself lucky because i can't smell a dam thing, stilly diddly, nothing, zilch :( :( :( as you can see i'm totally fine with it ;D
Take a chill pill Cinders, take a pill and relax.
Just like this: Frankie Goes to Hollywood - Relax (original version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WZ33w3B8Hw#)
thats got rude song lyrics :o :-* :-*
yes ;D :-* :-*
computer crashed on me :o
Quote from: Cinders on April 03, 2014, 14:21:10 PM
computer crashed on me :o
Know the feeling. Mine went down on me when I came into the office!!! :o
:o :o :o :o :o hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :P :P
Nowt
Nothing yet is early tho ;D
No birthday thread ::) What is this forum coming to? :P
You've got one now Princess. Stop sulking :-* :-*
Don't know how your Dee sticks by you Jon.
First you insult her about her age, then no thread starter from you to wish a happy birthday tut tut.
:D :D
lol Im good today nothing can ruin this mood :-* :-*
Not even the skirted ones ramblings can spoil my day ;D ;D
Lol still happy
Today of all days listen to this:
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU#)
very soothing Kenny
A mad Scotsman soothing me don't think so ;D ;D
I'm good
Forgot mi Morrison's money off coupon
Tenerife weather forecast
Woke up this morning, rain again >:(
Nothing I'm in a good mood
It must have been the vic I rubbed into your chest last night ;D
Worked a treat :-*
A very enjoyable experience ;D ;D ;D
Certainly was :-* :-*
having to work
Quote from: Cinders on April 06, 2014, 11:19:05 AM
Certainly was :-* :-*
I'm very good at giving back massages as well :-*
Could do with it rubbing lol :-*
I'm good at other stuff as well :D
Quote from: Can the Man on April 06, 2014, 13:18:09 PM
I'm good at other stuff as well :D
I can well imagine :P :P mind the piercing tho lol
My other user name is the razors edge :P
Because of your sharp tongue :P :P
Maybe, but I also have some very smooth skills ;D
Being delicate is always attractive :-*
I'm smooth and I like my ladies the same ;) ;) ;)
;) ;) ;) you have a very smooth tongue lol :P
It's not the only smooth organ ;)
I don't think Jon or Admin would let me post pics, but I might do a selfie and pm you later ;D
:o :o cheeky lol :-*
Aye, there could be a few cheeks as well :D :D :D
Hahaha knew you would say that :-* :-*
Don't want to make a balls of it :o
Occasional sac nick :o
Oh you have to be very very careful with said razor :-*
5 blades and a steady hand ;)
5 blades :o :o :-*
Yep, the Gillette Fusion ;D
Lol the girly ones are better they have a moisturised strip on them ;D ;D
So to do the men's ones, my friends daughter swears by them
Well I like the pink ones :D :-*
Much better than wax strips :D
Much, that is just bordering on cruelty lol :o
What about the No No, have you tried that ?
No no I haven't lol I did look at reviews for it but was a lot of bad ones, so will stick to what I know, I'm safe with that :-*
I think the laser is the best solution, permanent removal, :-* :-* :-*
Does it hurt? :-*
No it tingles, I'm told. Might be a bit dangerous with bits of metal ;D ;D ;D ;D
BTW, look at this for a sleeve
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg11_zpsd9ead601.jpg)
:olol
That's a nice tattoo, not showing he has enough lol
Somebody has pinched 2000 of mi posts >:(
I was up to 4700 yesterday was going to hit 5000 this week >:( >:( >:( >:( where have they gone?? Xx
I dunno. It happens occasionally.
There's a thread missing xx
I think there's two missing
What's the other? Maybe they got hijacked in the night by somebody lol
Your 4000th ;D ;D
Oh well, 5000th won't be any time soon
You're lucky at least you don't have to get to 4000 again. I've 200 posts to get to 70000 again ;D
This laptop...need a new one ::)
Buy one with your birthday money ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 07, 2014, 07:07:12 AM
You're lucky at least you don't have to get to 4000 again. I've 200 posts to get to 70000 again ;D
i only had 300 hundred to go to 5000 :( :( :( now over 700
Its raining on golf day
get a big golf brolly lol
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 06, 2014, 22:25:28 PM
Somebody has pinched 2000 of mi posts >:(
They probably deleted the Yups and Ayes ;D
Aye ;D
yup lol :-* :-*
Well said ;D
Aye ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
cheats >:(
Haha :-*
Yup ;D
I will arrange to have some more docked ;D
na you won't :-* :-*
Oh yes he will :P
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/helenl5676/dare.jpg)
My golf being rained off
Shame
You are all heart ;D
Cheers mate ;D
am ok today
I'm fine
so am i ;D
Cheating Yorkshire chap bumping up his posting count
Aye. Who you on about ;D
Nothing
To early yet
I'm up early when don't have to be
Nothing
Nothing I'm good
nowt still. Lost mi phone but nowt new there ::)
:o ring it
nothing im still happy
Was in the car as usual
Easyjet moving their early morning flight to midday
was supposed to be a quiet week, never been as busy >:(
internet playing up
Nothing yet
still playing up
Nothing still all is calm ;D
Bulbs just blew over my desk
All of the big thu'pennies are up north
Quote from: DaveW on April 11, 2014, 16:52:07 PM
All of the big thu'pennies are up north
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
What do you mean ?
Not much yet
The Mrs has bet me I can't keep of dross for a week, whilst we're away. I'll show her ;D. Seems to think I'm addicted ;D
Work on bits, even I understood ::) ::) ya numpties ;D
£250 in Morrison's :o seriously I hardly eat anything
It must be the booze pushing up the bill then ;D
Aye lol wine, beer, spirits :-*
nothing all is good
Quote from: Cinders on April 12, 2014, 10:33:16 AM
£250 in Morrison's :o seriously I hardly eat anything
It must be for all the toilet paper needed from all those curries ye keep eating :o
Nowt I'm happy
I'm still up :o
Too early
My ex
Nowt its a glorious day
Not much now
Nothing, had a great day
2 day hangover :o
Mouth is sore after visit to dentist.
Quote from: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 14:01:12 PM
Mouth is sore after visit to dentist.
Get a black Jamesons down you, after swirling it around your mouth of course ;D
Nae chance, I'm in work ;)
Quote from: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 14:03:23 PM
Nae chance, I'm in work ;)
Pity Can. Maybe later though ;) ;)
Deffo, later tonight :D
terrible...........alcohol never solves anything lol :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Nothing today
Quote from: Cinders on April 14, 2014, 14:10:55 PM
terrible...........alcohol never solves anything lol :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Kettle, Teapot, Black :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Exactly
Whiskey
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Root of all evil ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on April 14, 2014, 17:27:39 PM
Quote from: Cinders on April 14, 2014, 14:10:55 PM
terrible...........alcohol never solves anything lol :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
Kettle, Teapot, Black :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
;D ;D ;D I'm now a tee total nun lol :o :o
Drinking too much yesterday
I know the feeling well ;D
Nothing I happy :-*
traffic, been a murder in my sleepy little village.
my mobile is playing up, wont let me listen to voicemails and keeps freezing >:(
nothing really
Traffic this evening
Poor old Can :'(
Had to go see my mother on the way home and traffic was bad
Nowt yet
Same here
stupid central heating company came today when its booked in for next Wednesday, so go away and come back then. Do i really look like i can empty rooms and take up the flooring on my own, idiots >:( >:(
still nothing
Poor round of golf
Poor Cinders having a bad day :( :( :( :(
Lol I'm ok now, its other people that wind me up ;D ;D
Like Jon, and Kenny ,and Dave and c r a p p plumbers :D
Men then lol ;D ;D :-* :-*
but not me
(http://www.faceofanimals.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/1215662813_f1db0fabae_z-137854250584kgn.jpg)
Aww not with them eyes :-*
Bye Cinders, catch you later :-* :-*
Bye bye :-* :-*
All the chav ,morons with 10 kids in tow travelling to blackpool pleasure beach ,all need sterilising lot of em >:( >:(
Hahahaha one of the reasons I never go to Blackpool :-*
Can not taking his punishment like a man ;D
Nothing today ;D
I keep nodding off ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 16, 2014, 22:14:58 PM
I keep nodding off ;D
Me too ::) think I`m gonna go Jon :-*
I nodded ;D ;D
Give it time
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 17, 2014, 05:41:08 AM
I nodded ;D ;D
Yes..I gathered that ::) ::) You didn`t even say goodbye :'(
Nothing gonna stay calm today.
Sorry Dee :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 17, 2014, 07:03:25 AM
Nothing gonna stay calm today.
Sorry Dee :'(
Its Ok...I guessed what had happened :-*
Been waking up too early. Knackered by 10 ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 17, 2014, 07:09:47 AM
Been waking up too early. Knackered by 10 ;D
Its cos you are excited for your hols :P..is it just you and Lisa going?
Yeah just the two of us. First time for years, dunno what we're gonna talk about ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 17, 2014, 07:14:30 AM
Yeah just the two of us. First time for years, dunno what we're gonna talk about ;D
Morrisons offers? ::) :P
The other half
Him still >:( :'( :'(
Quote from: dee-dee on April 17, 2014, 07:15:34 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 17, 2014, 07:14:30 AM
Yeah just the two of us. First time for years, dunno what we're gonna talk about ;D
Morrisons offers? ::) :P
And Matalan's offers ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nothing much
Having to work a 1/2 day on Good Friday >:(
That's not fair, I'm going in tomoz tho :(
I'm finished now till Tuesday, Bye
Enjoy your long weekend :-* :-*
Easter holiday - all these people off work can't get on the golf course
Sun shining through the window waking me up and making me feel guilty cause I'm still in bed.
Nothing yet
Aches and pains after a day in the garden >:( >:( >:(
All these people being off work no wonder the economy is in such a bad state ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D
Nothing
I can't find my engagement ring :o
Bet he has flogged it ;D
He wouldn't do that, he's just hidden it to make her panic
Was in my bag???? Dunno lol
I'm good now :-*
Quote from: Cinders on April 20, 2014, 10:31:48 AM
Was in my bag???? Dunno lol
Danny probably hid it there ;D
Don't know could of dropped off dressing table, least got it though :o :-*
Does Danny know you lost it.
No I managed to keep it from him :o
I'm telling you he hid it in your bag and that's what he's tittering about
I cant say anything tho can I lol ;D
Depends if you can worm out of him what he's giggling about ;)
Something on internet I think :D
Big boobed women :o
He wouldn't he has the real thing :-*
Nothing I'm good ;D
Quote from: Cinders on April 20, 2014, 19:20:23 PM
He wouldn't he has the real thing :-*
We all like to read the menu :o :o :o :o :o
Hey :o he wouldn't dare ;) ;)
Yes he would, or else he's not a real man
:o fair enough :D :D
Check his history folder ;)
I always do :o :o. I got told it was for research lol
You see I told ye !
Lol :-* :-*
Not much yet
United sacking Moyes, they may start winning games now
The house in total chaos :(
BT Mail, its rubbish
Quote from: DaveW on April 22, 2014, 08:51:16 AM
United sacking Moyes, they may start winning games now
Hahaha, I hear Spurs have made him an offer :P :P :P
Nothing I'm ok
Bloody tenants costing me money
nothing today
nothing - the sun is shining and the birds are singing
Not much
Nothing at all :)
Nothing at all
Nothing really
Nothing I'm in a good mood
Lost a ball at golf >:( >:( >:(
Kitchen advert on dross
Raining >:( go away...I need to get my washing dry without putting the tumble on ::)
Bring it up here, lovely and sunny ;D
Ok..as long as you put the kettle on :P
I'll have a tia maria and coke waiting ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 26, 2014, 14:53:21 PM
I'll have a tia maria and coke waiting ;D
That means I`d have to stay the night :P
No Problem ;D :-*
Didn't know Yaya was fit, would have restored him to my fantasy team and got loads of points >:( >:(
See the Ronnie and Dee Dee romance is back on :-*
I know its quite nauseating ;D
And where on earth is Kenny :'( :'(
You got him frightened, you are too young for him - you'd kill him ;D
Never go wrong choosing a northerner
My picture scared him off he hasn't been the same since :o :'(
The Scottish are all talk though
Mancunians mantra is actions speak louder than words :-*
If you can understand what they are saying chuck ;D
Quote from: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 19:18:01 PM
If you can understand what they are saying chuck ;D
:P :P :P :P
We don't say chuck lol its a myth created by that chavvy coronation street ;D
And very correct NK :-*
I put subtitles on for Coronation Street
Can't stand the programme :o
I don't watch Eastenders, nothing like the East End :(
I only watch it because have a thing for danny dyer :P.
Sad to admit it I enjoy corrie chuck but I guess I have being a Manc never watch Eastenders
Don't know who he is - an up market Joey Essex?
Nothing like joey Essex
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/helenl5676/images3-1.jpg)
Looks like he is on the dope
:o I'll check if you want :P
You would kill him ;D
I can be very gentle as and when required ;D
Quote from: Cinders on April 27, 2014, 19:43:19 PM
I can be very gentle as and when required ;D
:o :o :o :o :o
Its true :-* :-*
Jons not talking ::)..so I`m off ;D
I just noticed on a calendar in office that my lovely other half has put in big letters Helens birthday 5th July ..........lovely except its 5th June :o >:( >:(
8 long years and still hasn't a clue ::) :'(
Quote from: dee-dee on April 28, 2014, 07:33:13 AM
Jons not talking ::)..so I`m off ;D
He's ignoring you again Dee :o :o :o
Haha reminds me of someone else that Helen ::) ::) ::) ::)
Nothing too early
Quote from: Gary G on April 29, 2014, 04:36:37 AM
Haha reminds me of someone else that Helen ::) ::) ::) ::)
Lol ::) ::)
Blooming kids >:( I shouted K at 6.20 to get up...again at 7.00 and now again at 7.30...I give up!! ::) ::)
Aye, we've got one like that ;D
I know the feeling well ::) ::)
not much i'm in a good mood
Not much
My car wouldn't start when i wanted to get out of here :o ::) ::)
Not much really
Makes a change
Just remembered ....I sent a pm to Roar on Sunday...and he hasn`t replied ::) ::)
Very typical of a bloke Dee xx
Yes..will have to have words ::)
he has been to busy changing his name to Gary G :o ;D
Nothing really, it's been a good day :D
Quote from: dee-dee on April 29, 2014, 16:18:26 PM
Just remembered ....I sent a pm to Roar on Sunday...and he hasn`t replied ::) ::)
Very unreliable is our Bob ;D
I`m not sure if they are working properly...so will give him the benefit of the doubt til he says otherwise ::)
Just missed mi Princess last night :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 30, 2014, 07:10:16 AM
Just missed mi Princess last night :'(
Yes...it said you were online but you weren`t speaking ::)
6 minutes I missed you by. There was no-one here so I went to kip ;D
I`ll let you off...again ::) :-*
Nothing yet ;D
Not my fault Princess am not psychic ;D :-*
nothing for a change ;D ;D
Been so bloomin busy
Nothing yet but something will I can sense it
Too early
Just missed Jon again ::)
Typical, had a beer delivery to sort out ::)
Isn't much left on my desk to launch ;D
Nothing yet
Price of light bulbs
Lol Jon :-*
9.30 interview not showing up ::)
Would never do that ;D
The last girl I interviewed was more interested where I got my hair extensions :o its my own hair love ::). She's a nope from me
Virgin Media................the modem keeps going off, all the computers in here crashed, wifi not working and the phone is off :o :o :o
got a funny feeling the whole thing is going to go off..................time to blast them me thinks ;D ;D
interviews cant last long ;D you've been on here all morning. Do you want me to interview one, via dross ;D
Only had one so far that was earlier on, 2 havnt turned up what i am doing, he is interviewing the male ones lol typical ::)
Think he's got you sussed ;D
I have been nosing though, another personal trainer......i need to see if fit or not :P :P ;D ;D
what are you like gal ;D
Just found out it is a bank holiday Monday, wont be able to get on the golf course because of all these people that should be in work
They pay your pension old boy ;D ;D
No I invested in National Insurance for 48 years to pay for it and I would say I'm being short changed
I knew that would wind you up ;D ;D
And I pay income tax on it >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
ok calm down old boy ;D
I'm good now im home
How did ya last interview go
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 01, 2014, 14:26:00 PM
How did ya last interview go
Very well, has all the qualifications, worked in a gym before so knows everything, doesnt seem that dim ;D married so will keep her paws off my man lol will be between her and the one i see in the morning ;D
Getting sorted then
yeah should know by dinnertime tomorrow, then thats that bit sorted, still need another personal trainer and a cleaner ::) ::)
Prob get a school leaver apprentice to nearer the time :o
Nothing really
Quote from: KWC on May 01, 2014, 09:53:22 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 01, 2014, 09:44:54 AM
Price of light bulbs
Get them from work ;)
Thought you and Jon would still be using candles ;D
Totally chilled
I'm in a good mood now
Still chilled
Very funny Graham. Candles indeed ;D
Nothing has given me the hump today ;D
That's a shame :P :P :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 01, 2014, 22:21:18 PM
That's a shame :P :P :-*
Ha ha..hump day was yesterday :P
Oh yes so it was ;D
I think i need to control my temper instead of snapping at everybody and everything, so from now on i will be extra chilled and pleasant in a sunny happy mood ;D ;D
Quote from: Angel. on May 02, 2014, 09:33:14 AM
I think i need to control my temper instead of snapping at everybody and everything, so from now on i will be extra chilled and pleasant in a sunny happy mood ;D ;D
I bl**dy hope so. :D :-*
Quote from: KWC on May 02, 2014, 10:10:47 AM
Quote from: Angel. on May 02, 2014, 09:33:14 AM
I think i need to control my temper instead of snapping at everybody and everything, so from now on i will be extra chilled and pleasant in a sunny happy mood ;D ;D
I bl**dy hope so. :D :-*
Don't push it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nothing yet
nothing ;D ;D ;D
mi cellar coolers bust, what a day to break down
Oh no :o hope they come and fix it today :-*
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o OH MY GOD the toilet upstairs is leaking loads at the back and starting to come through the kitchen ceiling in the corner and dripping onto the cupboards :o :o :o :o :o
why when i am on my own :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Hope alls ok Helen. Good luck
Quote from: Angel. on May 02, 2014, 13:41:33 PM
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o OH MY GOD the toilet upstairs is leaking loads at the back and starting to come through the kitchen ceiling in the corner and dripping onto the cupboards :o :o :o :o :o
why when i am on my own :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
What more can I say but
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:'( :'( :'( Danny's on his way ;D waiting for plumber to ring back :o. Its running out of the back of toilet, the kitchen ceiling has a waterfall going through, only got the kitchen done last month and all decorated :'( :'( :'( :'(
been a long day
Up to early
Tax man. Had the right code for this year they decide to change it out of the blue so will have to spend hours on the phone talking to some dimwit to get it sorted grrrrrrrrr
Still waiting for a dam plumber, least stopped leaking now but that toilet is out of order ::) >:(
Dam tenant not being ready at the agreed time.
Tickly cough driving me mad
Nowt yet
Quote from: Angel. on May 04, 2014, 08:01:59 AM
Tickly cough driving me mad
Warm Raw egg in a glass of milk, that'll sort you out ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 08:16:34 AM
Quote from: Angel. on May 04, 2014, 08:01:59 AM
Tickly cough driving me mad
Warm Raw egg in a glass of milk, that'll sort you out ;D
:o :o would be my stomach in reverse then
Mason not behaving himself
When I checked my Barclays team in the week to bring Yaya back from injury it said he was defaulted back into my team. When I checked today he was not in my team.
Chickens crappping on the patio >:(
Quote from: Can the Man on May 04, 2014, 16:37:02 PM
Chickens crappping on the patio >:(
Hahahaha :D
Nothing, diddly, ziltch
Cannot believe that he managed to get someone to cover his shift and I am here since 5.30am while he lounges around all day :o
Nothing totally chilled sun shining about to go to the local garden center then back in the garden to finish off my project ;D
Having to work today. Gonna be busy as well
Snap :'( :'(
Suppose some bodies got to work to pay Dave's pension ::)
And fund all the free coffees he gets ;D
Yet another bank holiday >:( >:(
No golf Dave ;D
Rain today, mucks up my plans for today. :'(
lovely here ;D ;D
Not much I'm going home in 1 hour 45 mins ;D
Looks like it might be picking up, and I had just got used to the idea of doing nothing today :o
Don't do anything then ;D ;D
Have to or Bernie will be moaning
been busy
Nothing
Rain
Man flu
Nothing
the usual
Nothing
Been trailed round M&S
lol the food sections ok in there tho
Its all soul destroying ;D
I'm not a fan thats why i do it all online ;D
Wish my Mrs would
Still chilled
Me too now
Im ok now ;D
Admin getting rid of kitchen threads ;D
I overslept :o and to top it off running late there had to be a queue at the petrol station at 5.30am your having a laugh, then got moaned at when i hadn't opened on time :( and my shoes are rubbing
apart from that i'm in a good mood
Not at work yet,but that will change when i interact with our adoring public :( :(
Oh I you can't beat it can you >:( >:(
Am too busy today :'(
I don't know what i did wrong on 3 word story?? Won't go on it again, i'm always being picked on :'(
Believe me, you're not a proper drosser until you've had a red card, ask Dave he's had loads ;D. You used four words, instead of three. That incurs a 24 hour ban from 3 word story. After which you will be more than welcome to return ;D :-*
na your ok ;D ;D sorry was early, lucky could see the screen let alone type on it :o
Come on now, no sulking young Angel ;D ;D
i don't sulk it gives you wrinkles ;D
That explains Dave then. Does it make you go bald as well ;D
must do my other half has his hair shaved off and hes always sulking ;D
Full head of hair has young Ron. Never sulk ;D
have you? Prove it :-* :-* mines very long ;D
Don't know how to ;D
useless ;D ;D
make sure the little pointer thing is directly in the middle and stays there :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
You've lost me ;D
its easy ;D ;D
(//)
No its not ;D
nutter lol ;D :-*
Nothing so far :)
my trainers are rubbing
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 11:13:54 AM
my trainers are rubbing
Tell them to leave you alone ;)
lol ;D ;D
I have a blister on a blister :o
why when i am meant to finish at 3 something goes wrong >:( >:( the front desk computer has crashed >:( >:( >:( i cant go anywhere until its fixed :o
That's life
You say with a smug grin ;D
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 11:13:54 AM
my trainers are rubbing
Just as well it's not your other bits that are rubbing. :P :P :P :P :P
PERV ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Too early
Quote from: Can the Man on May 07, 2014, 22:59:59 PM
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 11:13:54 AM
my trainers are rubbing
Just as well it's not your other bits that are rubbing. :P :P :P :P :P
I don't know what you could possibly mean ;D
I'm ok so far
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
nothing i'm in a good mood
me too ;D
printer keeps jamming, its never been the same since i hit it ;D
punters, getting in the way of mi drossing
its very rude of them, you would have got to 73,000 :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 08, 2014, 14:48:53 PM
punters, getting in the way of mi drossing
Same here Jon.
Directors yesterday were all over the ship :o
nothing worse than the boss in makes everybody nervous, oh would you look at that, thats me ;D ;D ;D ;D
get away with anything with H as boss, shes always drossing ;D
its easy when your in the office ;D be changing soon though will be based in the gym part soon :o
Am sure you'll manage ;D
not as much though, be some part of the day will depend what shift i do, about 4 weeks ish we are hoping it gets finished :o
Good luck with it Helen
Just hope it goes ok or its a lot of money down the pan :o :o
Fingers crossed for you both
starting work again
I'm in early again in the morning :'( :'(
me too.its not funny anymore
Its not :'( I like staying in bed its my favourite place ;D
prefer anywhere but work ;D
Jump on a canal barge and get down here will make you a brew :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 08, 2014, 14:55:55 PM
get away with anything with H as boss, shes always drossing ;D
Sound like RTB would like to be under H :o
I'm strict would whip him into shape :P :P
I am sure Jon would be very compliant
Lol I'm sure :o ;)
im sure as well ;D ;D
would kill you ;D
I would be gentle :-*
Yorkshire men don't have the staying power
says Casanova down there ;D ;D
I am very gentle with people I like :-* :-*
am very busy again, and H is offering to be rough, lifes not fair ;D
Hahaha it can wait :-*
When you send someone a message....and they don`t reply ::) ::)
Its not that nasty Bob again is it ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 08, 2014, 21:31:31 PM
Its not that nasty Bob again is it ;D
You wanna check your phone? ::) ::)
ooops its upstairs on charge. sorry Bob ;D :-*
Ignorant people make me angry ;) ;) ;) ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 21:37:03 PM
Ignorant people make me angry ;) ;) ;) ;D
Yeah...I know ::) ::)
am going for it now, punters will just have to wait ::)
can you please just send a normal text, am rubbish at that whatsapp ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 08, 2014, 21:39:11 PM
am going for it now, punters will just have to wait ::)
I`ll let you off cos I like ya :-*
What the hells whatsapp
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 21:46:43 PM
What the hells whatsapp
Its like texting but free...you would like it being a Northerner :P :-*
its good Bob text from anywhere in the world free
You just have to download the app ;D
Its a lot easier than posting pics
shut at 10 tonight and still waiting for two to go ::)
Tell them you are trying to dross ::)
I tried that, they think I'm watching dodgy movies ::)
You gotta be a drosser to understand :P
Without a doubt ;D
Too early
The weather forecast for next five days >:(... we`ve got a wedding tomorrow ::)
Don't do it Princess, I'm the man for you :'( :'( :'(
not much
Mi Princess is getting married :'( :'( :'(
be right is a high divorce rate in the uk, im already saving up for it ;D
Am so depressed, gonna be in a bad mood all day, just ignore me ;D ;D. Where's this gym of yours, need a good punch bag ;D
Near Worsley ;D Punch bags work a treat, i have one at home to ;D
Is a picture on my profile with what you can do with a punch bag ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on May 08, 2014, 21:54:18 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 08, 2014, 21:46:43 PM
What the hells whatsapp
Its like texting but free...you would like it being a Northerner :P :-*
KIK is much better IMHO, after trying out the two.
Its quicker, still free and for sending pictures, it so easy and quick/free
i just get unlimited texts on my contract ::) ::)
But when abroad other people get charged
I normally have my phone switched off when im on holiday.....do not disturb lol ;D
I keep getting pestered
Mi Princess is getting married, av been dumped :'( :'(
Weddings are a pain in my neck :o ::) ::)
I'll flirt with you :P :P
It's not the end of this month is it, as you know I have a wedding in sunny Wigan on the 31/05, could Angel be the bride (and Jon the groom in his dreams) :P :P
Quote from: Graham. on May 09, 2014, 15:34:11 PM
It's not the end of this month is it, as you know I have a wedding in sunny Wigan on the 31/05, could Angel be the bride (and Jon the groom in his dreams) :P :P
lol no, im getting married in January :-* :-*
dumped again. Twice in one day, am suicidal :'( :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 09, 2014, 15:40:05 PM
dumped again. Twice in one day, am suicidal :'( :'(
Not your day today at all is it Jon.... :o
Quote from: dee-dee on May 09, 2014, 06:53:27 AM
The weather forecast for next five days >:(... we`ve got a wedding tomorrow ::)
I love wedding cake :P
Nope Graham and now mi mate Daves started :'( :'(
She didn't say it was her wedding
She did, didn't she ???
... 'We've got a wedding tomorrow' is Essex speak for 'We are going to a wedding tomorrow' so cheer up
wish she'd said that in the first place. So she might not have dumped mi then ??? ???
See your wining about nowt :-*
I don't think she would in that way, would be more up front
Feel a bit rotten now, been trying to chat H up all day, until she dumped me as well :-[ :-[ :-[
Don't think you are man enough for H
Think youre probably right :( :(
Drive you to an early grave mate
Yet again, wise words spoken by mi Cockeneee chum. Thanks Dave :-*
Someone thinking that I`m getting married tomorrow :o :P
Who's that then. Tell me I'll sort em out
Shall I sort it then x
I'm awake to early
Think it might be mi Princesses big day :'( :'(
Raining >:(...who wants to get married in the rain? ::)
Dont do it Dee ;D ;D ;D
Well said Bob. Don't do it Princes :'( :'(
Feel sorry for the poor bloke now, jilted on his wedding day. Good job there's a footie match on
Football is boring ::)
Yeh good job cause the beer down there is pee water ;D ;D
Its no wonder they speak funny supping that headless rubbish
Oi..we talk proper down here,I`ll have you know ;D ;D
Aye reet coors tha dus
Wheres Dave???? I need help :o :P
Tha chump ell bi logging in ees pit
Suffolk beer is better than the gnat pee you drink up there. Two pints of Abbott and you would be blown away.
Says Oliver Reed down there ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on May 10, 2014, 07:50:38 AM
Football is boring ::)
Couldn't agree more bunch of over paid Jessie's who roll around on the floor complaining when have broke a nail :D give me rugby league any day proper men
you obviously aint seen mi bulls ::)
The small bag for me 2nd carry on bag broke dont sell any that size at airport had to put stuff in me main bag hope it fits if they try it in the cage ???
No point stressing it will be £50 fine not let it spoil me day
Wasnt as if it was Cheap number two bag it was £15!!!
Hope all went OK, know it would break your heart to part with 50 quid ;D ;D
Mi brews gone cold
Had a crazy 2 hours and Im tired
Had to make another brew
Wasn't tired at all when went to bed so only had 4 hours sleep :'(
Good old Danny, that's ma boy ;D
He was working until 10 :o :o. ;D
You'll tell me owt ;D ;D :-*
He was seriously only got home 10.30 ish, I was on my own :'( :'(
Nothing yet
Not winning the lottery last night (oh we'll another week goes by before I can buy the holiday home in Caleta)
Poor Graham, Literally Poor Graham :( :D :D :D :D :D
Its getting busy will have to go
Quote from: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 09:24:38 AM
Poor Graham, Literally Poor Graham :( :D :D :D :D :D
:( :( :(
I can't win lotto either
Quote from: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 09:31:20 AM
I can't win lotto either
Will never get the place in Fuerto, Mrs G wants to retire to Cornwall if that ever happens :(
Cornwall and a Fuerte a huge difference ;D
I know Fuerto for me any day,
Me the same, have my place in Caleta
Ya don't want a place in Caleta, false and man made. Tamaragua's the place the big knobs live
Well you can't live there then Jon ;D
Weather, I wanted to cut my lawn >:(
This is also very true Dave ;D ;D
Its chaos in here
am busy well >:(
I'm meant to be on my break and still getting pestered >:( might turn the power off ;D ;D
Pubs are open
If I left now think I would be single shortly lol
He'd come crawling back ::)
I alreet lol he always says he would be rich without me :o :o
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 11, 2014, 10:08:31 AM
Ya don't want a place in Caleta, false and man made. Tamaragua's the place the big knobs live
Says he with all the Yorkie TV money and won't buy in Corrie ;D
Would you buy in corrie old boy.......again :-\
Nothing yet
Monday ::) ::)
My peaceful day off has gone now my daughters poorly :'(
Totally chilled, gonna go out somewhere nice for a long walk and dinner
5.30am-8pm yesterday and can't even have a lie in :'(
Not got up yet, having a dross in bed ;D
My daughter has chicken pox
Awww poor thing. Get well soon
Thanks Jon :-*
I'm in a good mood
The time it takes Orange to switch off their sim card's when on contract!!!
Normally do it straight away, might be having issues lol
Quote from: xx H xx on May 12, 2014, 14:30:23 PM
Normally do it straight away, might be having issues lol
They were supposed to switch them off yesterday.
I guess they are just being awkward in not switching the signal off quickly to make it look like O2 bad in some way?
Quote from: KWC on May 12, 2014, 14:55:30 PM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 12, 2014, 14:30:23 PM
Normally do it straight away, might be having issues lol
They were supposed to switch them off yesterday.
I guess they are just being awkward in not switching the signal off quickly to make it look like O2 bad in some way?
Yeah they don't like it when you leave them lol :-*
Got caught in a torrential downpour
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 12, 2014, 15:16:20 PM
Got caught in a torrential downpour
Aww thats bad news ;D ;D ;D
Had to take shelter in a pub
A big scratch has appeared down the front of my tablet and I don't know how??
Deal or no deal its pathetic
Hate that always somebody with a sob story and snivelling round each other ;D
Rain interrupted my car clean and I booked a taxi to the airport for the wrong day, fortunately I gave the correct date
What a silly billy ;D
And he thinks northerners are bad ;D
Afraid he's losing the plot ;D
Senior moment, it will happen to you some time in the future
Not for a while yet ;D
Be sooner than you think
Mrs G saying that maybe we should have had a week in Caleta over the Easter period arghhhhhhh >:(
Let's hope we can get a week in before Christmas
Hope you manage to get away ;D
Having a week in Cornwall in July and a week in Rome in August but will push to get a week in Caleta before Christmas
Not much
Quote from: Graham. on May 12, 2014, 19:18:46 PM
Mrs G saying that maybe we should have had a week in Caleta over the Easter period arghhhhhhh >:(
Let's hope we can get a week in before Christmas
Aim for Christmas Graham, we are going out on the 19th Dec and back the 3rd Jan. Did it before a few years ago, best Christmas & NewYear ever, apart from the breakin and robbing my pipes .
Who's doing it av lost em again >:(
Getting up too early..gonna be tired later ::)
Why the hell has angels dross bucket been deleted? Was nothing on it? Somebody somewhere is stirring something on here, causing chew. No I doubt be me again that gets the blame!
Quote from: xx H xx on May 13, 2014, 06:24:59 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 13, 2014, 00:09:01 AM
Who's doing it av lost em again >:(
Lost what?
Thats what I meant lost some posts, didn't realise it was because of dross bucketHope I didn't do it in error, was very drunk, but I don't think so
There was nothing on that Jon, no worse than any other thread?? prob wasn't you, I definitely think is a stirrer on here, would swear but that's not allowed! If carries on people will get fed up and deactivate I'm very close myself
Quote from: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:40:00 PM
Quote from: Graham. on May 12, 2014, 19:18:46 PM
Mrs G saying that maybe we should have had a week in Caleta over the Easter period arghhhhhhh >:(
Let's hope we can get a week in before Christmas
Aim for Christmas Graham, we are going out on the 19th Dec and back the 3rd Jan. Did it before a few years ago, best Christmas & NewYear ever, apart from the breakin and robbing my pipes .
Went to Caleta on the 4th jan this year really good time as it wasn't too busy, mrs g won't go over the Christmas period due to family etc, I would though
Quote from: xx H xx on May 13, 2014, 06:37:15 AM
There was nothing on that Jon, no worse than any other thread?? prob wasn't you, I definitely think is a stirrer on here, would swear but that's not allowed! If carries on people will get fed up and deactivate I'm very close myself
Could be wrong, but I think there's only 3 people who could have removed it . You , me or admin. Start another Helen and see what happens.
I don't know how to delete it?
Was still on late last night so somebody must have after then? Forget it, I can't be bothered
Worse things have happened on dross, but we seem to always bounce back. Chin up young H :-*
Pi**ed me off though,
Yeah bet it as. Its frustrating
I just can't stand two faced people and stirrers with no sense of humour what so ever >:( >:( >:( catch you later going for a run
Enjoy your run Helen, could be in record time this morning ;D
Keep getting thrown out of here, sent a pm 3 times and don't think it went
nada
No I've not got it H ;D
;D will have to wait and see if said person replies, just thought about it then chucked me out :(
Forums deffo playing up, keeps logging me out for some reason
Thought was my tablet lol
Mine keeps moving at last minute, so instead of hitting son of dross I'm hitting log out ::)
We should have a protest and complain :-*
Am not well enough today ::) ::) :(
Lol I'll do it on your behalf :-*
OK then, just be quiet when you do it ;D :-*
I,don't want to get everything deleted >:( >:(
Forum is playing up, maybe it was just a glitch. I've looked and admin weren't here .So I guess that just leaves me. If it was I sincerely apologise, really didn't intend to do it.
I don't think you would do it, if was may have to nip over and tell you off personally :-*
Look forward to that :-*. I certainly wouldn't do it intentionally Helen.
Lol,I know you wouldn't,I know what it's like on here if drunk, I try not to log in now I usually start swearing lol, be right wasn't the biggest thread to go anyway :-*
I didn't mean it wasn't a big thread, we once had everything wiped, the section was called dross, but it was completely wiped. That's why its now called son of dross.
Could be a fault on here you know, mines been playing up all morning, kept saying error last night ::) should go on the one I sent a link of :o :o :o
I've already been on ;D :P
:o :o did you register lol I had a look through and seriously couldnt believe what was reading. Some real loons on it :o
No I didn't register, had a real good study of it though ;D
Even my mind can't cope with what's on there lol
Can you remember where you put the link. Gonna have another look ;D
Can't remember
Here it is tho lol
Got it thanks :-* :-*
That's perked me up ;D
Its very rude :o :o :o
Its totally disgusting ;D
Interesting tho :P
Makes my eyes water ;D Do you think we should remove the link. I've got it now ;D
Do you want me to ;D
Think I've done it, hope that's OK with you :-*
That's ok :-*
Think I might register, if they don't want too many details. Could be a laugh ;D
:o you might get some weirdo stalking you :-*
Why has Kenny signed up ;D. Gonna call myself Wigangirl ;D
:o I bet he's called hunkyscotsman or whatsundermyskirt ;D
I'll keep an eye out for him ;D
attractive (to me anyway) daft ya buggers :D
just getting sorted at work
Quote from: KWC on May 13, 2014, 11:58:52 AM
attractive (to me anyway) daft ya buggers :D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Scotsmanwithattitude :-*
yeah that will do nicely. Still might be Wigangirl tho ;) ;) ;D
he might of nicked my picture and put it on there :o :o :o ;) ;)
Has everybody seen this picture cept me :'(
everything is on my profile, you have seen them :-* :-*
just had a look, youre right, I have,siily me ::) ::)
hahaha :-* :-* :-*
wouldn't want to mess wi your Danny
He's soft ;D
aye I bet he is ::) ::) ::) ::)
Its true, he only gets in a bad mood with me ;D ;D
I believe you ::) ::) ::) ;D
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
No I really do ;D
;D ;D ;D He is in charge of this house...........when I let him :P :P :P :P
Has anybody else's page gone really slow when trying to post something ::) ::) ::) ::)
Yep mine did had to refresh a couple of times
its taking a long time for anything to go on? Could be my computer tho ::) ::)
Think the forum went down, google was working ok
and what was you googling? ;D ;D
Not telling ;D ;D ;D
naughty forums ;D ;D
might have been ;D
I did click on one of the subjects but wished i hadn't :o especially when you are both sat quietly watching TV then i start getting embarrassed and flustered lol :o ;D ;D
I clicked on one as well. Boy did I learn something ;D
Sun being to hot ::) ::)
Yes very funny Bob ;D
send it over here ::)
Wish he could. Its pouring down
think was only today its going to be bad weather ;D
Hope so
Nowt I'm in a good mood now
me too
After a shaky start been good today
Yeah, its been a laugh :-*
Start another thread H, I thought it was good
Ok lol :-*
Did you notice I did as you told me and deleted the one I started, forget what I called it
I dont know?
before you get mad will change the post on new dross bucket.
Think I called it miss whiplash or something
I'd forgotten about that one ;D I didn't post much on it so didn't miss it :-*
well you posted DELETE IT in big bold letters ;D ;D :-*
I remember now, see I have a memory like a sieve :-*
Bet you remember every word of the other forum ;D
Was some pictures that I lost :'( I found a wedding dress I wanted and showed Can but I must have deleted it off my tablet and can't find it now :'(
We seem to be having problems deleting things lately. I suppose when we spend 12 hours a day on here mistakes happen ;D ;D
Isn't the end of the world, Cans quiet today so prob won't notice :-* :-*
He'll be in a German bier Kellar
Be on in a bit complaining about the prices ;D
in a lap dancing club later
Will have Can and Bobs drunk ramblings later. ;) ;)
Is this the Jon and Helen show :D
Im here
You went for your tea :-*
This forum keeps throwing me out then saying oops loading error >:(
Thats because you keep going on these pornsites ;D
:o for research :-*
Well as long as you put this research into practise i cant see anything wrong with it
Pictures on profile in due course :o ;) ;)
Jesus dont say that jon and Can will be hyperventilating
Can would probably upload them on that site :o
Ok your more than likely right ;D
The state of my desk when I came in
My back is agony :'(
Its been the longest day ever :o
it your run this weekend as well H
I know :o :o :o Needs rubbing :-*
Does play up every now and then especially when i don't want it to, be right, will just walk ;D
pathetic, ignorant, unobservant, so called buddies ;D
:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( Poor Jon :-*
Shamed em into it now ;D ;D
Put them on a guilt trip ;D
Been waiting for an email for the past hour but isn't coming though >:( >:(
Nothing chilled out
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 14, 2014, 14:15:23 PM
pathetic, ignorant, unobservant, so called buddies ;D
Persons who delete threads
Quote from: Graham. on May 14, 2014, 18:18:14 PM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 13, 2014, 21:11:18 PM
:o for research :-*
For your wedding night :o
I will never show Danny his mind is shocking enough lol :o :o
Behave ;D
still having to work
I forgave you :-* :-*
don't even know for sure I did it :'(
Doesn't matter babe you prob didn't the way this has been playing up :-* :-*
Cans going to lynch mi ;D
I'll flutter my eyelashes at him, be ok :-*
Thank you ;D
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Not much really
Quote from: Can the Man on May 14, 2014, 23:11:16 PM
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Hahaha, sorry Jon I wasn't on here last night :-*
Happen as well, we're being picked on for been on too much ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 15, 2014, 07:16:49 AM
Happen as well, we're being picked on for been on too much ;D
Who ever said that? ::) ::)
Am not saying, she might thump me in September ;D :-*
nothing much
Leaving my mobile phone at work
:o I hate that
Still nothing
Feel lost without it although It's been playing up recently out of contract next week so might change it
What's going on on here today why are people getting stroppy thought was only girls that got the time of the month
Think everyone's missed me ;D
Well it needs to change :-*
Nothing...have had a good day ;D
Am tired Princess, only staying up for you :-* :-*
Quote from: RON THE MAN on May 15, 2014, 22:14:38 PM
Am tired Princess, only staying up for you :-* :-*
Get yourself off to bed..you`ve had a long day :-*
No, never not leaving you :-*
I`m going soon anyway...do you have another early start tomorrow? ::)
Not as early 6 tomorrow, at the golf club so that's ok
I thought of you today...was watching tv and they had a "behind the scenes" look at the filming of the weddings..and you could see the camera men and sound guys ... :P
Bet that was boring ;D ;D
Was gonna look for ya..but thought you wouldn`t be there ::)
No I wasn't there Princess ;D
Quote from: RON THE MAN on May 15, 2014, 22:31:41 PM
No I wasn't there Princess ;D
They didn`t even send you an invite? :'(
Yep got an invite, told em I was too busy drossing ;D
Nothing all is peaceful
Nothing yet
Next door talking loudly from 1am to 4am, had to switch rooms but could still hear them
Give in Mr grumpy ya on holiday ;D
not much
nowt much bars quietish. managing to get outside
I can't seem to add Kenny as a buddy again, i pressed it and on my buddy list it says pending but he couldnt see it :'( :'(
never mind ;D
its not fair though, i made him look on my profile to see if could see my pictures if wasnt a buddy because wasnt sure if my settings were right and now can't get him back :'( :'(
poor old Kenny ;D
will send him over the edge, hes already dangling :o ;) ;)
hope nobody's looking up
hahahahaha i had a peep :-* :-*
I have deleted my side of the request and told him to try and add me lol ::) ::)
its all very sad ;D
he will deactivate his account hes already threatening :'( :'( :'(
Who is Kenny?
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
He wont loves us too much ;D
Don't think your too worried :o :o :o :o
I know that he isn't happy :'(
I will bring young Kenny under my wing and introduce him to the dark side and our ways. ;D
Well my hair will be even blacker I'm getting it done when get home :-*
aye
Quote from: xx H xx on May 16, 2014, 15:25:48 PM
Well my hair will be even blacker I'm getting it done when get home :-*
Very nice my precious, I look forward to running my fingers through it at midnight tonight :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: The Dark Man on May 16, 2014, 15:29:59 PM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 16, 2014, 15:25:48 PM
Well my hair will be even blacker I'm getting it done when get home :-*
Very nice my precious, I look forward to running my fingers through it at midnight tonight :-* :-* :-*
Hahahaha you nutter :-*
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yup
:o :o :o
Jon you are making me laugh with you Yups and ayes :-*
well what can you say to endless pics ;D ;D
Cheap posts Jon you should be ashamed of yourself
is a bit monotonous you must admit ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: The Dark Man on May 16, 2014, 15:31:51 PM
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Is how I am feeling lol xxx
Dross is now S h I t e, boring. Move on, give it a rest
Aye yup
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 16, 2014, 23:26:49 PM
Dross is now S h I t e, boring. Move on, give it a rest
Don't be silly
Lol well said Can ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 16, 2014, 23:26:49 PM
Dross is now S h I t e, boring. Move on, give it a rest
Were you in a hump? ::) How can dross be boring? :-*
Nowt yet
Nowt
Quote from: dee-dee on May 17, 2014, 07:10:31 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 16, 2014, 23:26:49 PM
Dross is now S h I t e, boring. Move on, give it a rest
Were you in a hump? ::) How can dross be boring? :-*
Its always boring when you're not here Princess :( :( :'( :'( :-* :-*
Yeah, cheers, best go then if not interesting enough
Lol didn't mean you H you're a female always interested in what a woman has to say, even if it is rubbish ;D ;D :-* :-*
That's ok then or would have to whip you :P :-*
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 10:38:29 AM
Yeah, cheers, best go then if not interesting enough
I take it all back, youre not interesting enough. Get that whip out ;D ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 17, 2014, 10:46:03 AM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 10:38:29 AM
Yeah, cheers, best go then if not interesting enough
I take it all back, youre not interesting enough. Get that whip out ;D ;D :-*
Be there in just under an hour ;D
You're interesting now. Very interesting indeed :P :P ;D :-*
Will even wear my little shorts :-*
Hope that's all you're wearing ;D
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 10:55:36 AM
Will even wear my little shorts :-*
Wish I had the bottle to modify that statement ;D ;D
To what? ;D
:o :o. Your naughty :P
Don't know what you mean H ;D ;D ;D :-*
Yeah you do :-* :-*
suppose I do ;D ;D
And you think I have a naughty mind :-*
don't think, I KNOW ;D
That is true :-*
WiFi connection keeps going :'(
too hot to be working
You should build an outside bar ;D ;D
Now there's a thought ;D
Make a fortune in this weather :-*
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 10:55:36 AM
Will even wear my little tight ass shorts :-*
:-* :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: The Dark Man on May 17, 2014, 16:46:25 PM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 10:55:36 AM
Will even wear my little tight ass shorts :-*
:-* :-* :-* :-*
:o I didn't put that lol :-* have my bikini on tho
Hope it's that little red thong one :P :P :P
The black one ;D
Take a cold shower Can
nothing today
Nothing
Nothing so far
Busy day but finish at 5
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 16:55:08 PM
The black one ;D
Much prefer the white one it goes see thru when it gets wet, Danny told me that ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 17, 2014, 16:58:35 PM
Take a cold shower Can
He lives in a dream world ;D
Waiting 45 mins for the bags at Kavala airport
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 18, 2014, 15:37:12 PM
Waiting 45 mins for the bags at Kavala airport
Poor Bob, I hate that waiting >:(
Nothing now relaxed with my Greek friends ;D
Mi bulls got thrashed again
Sorry to hear that Jon, better off following Leinster in RU
Quote from: The Eye of Horus on May 18, 2014, 09:40:44 AM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 16:55:08 PM
The black one ;D
Much prefer the white one it goes see thru when it gets wet, Danny told me that ;D ;D ;D
:o :o I knew you were both up to something
Singing in the shower the wife shuts the bathroom door because I am drowning out the TV
Annoyed, wondering why i slowed down near the end :-[
helen ryan
Position
3954 th
Finish Time
00:50:26
SPLIT TIMES
3k time 00:14:47 5k time 00:25:10 8k time 00:40:34
Nothing had a great day off
The other half is in a stroppy miserable mood :(
Quote from: xx H xx on May 19, 2014, 05:12:29 AM
Quote from: The Eye of Horus on May 18, 2014, 09:40:44 AM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 17, 2014, 16:55:08 PM
The black one ;D
Much prefer the white one it goes see thru when it gets wet, Danny told me that ;D ;D ;D
:o :o I knew you were both up to something
He's dead sound your Danny, I like a guy who shares :P
As long as he hasn't shared his pictures :-*
You'll have to ask young Mr Ryan :o
:o :o dread to think ;)
Is he grumpy today ?
Yeah fowl mood all day and snappy :o
Male period :P
Must be :o. I'm just ignoring him ;D
Maybe he need a nice cup of camomile tea :D
He'd probably throw it at me :o.
It's suppose to help calm the drinker at that time of the month :o
:o he'll be ok gets like that when he's tired
Too early
I live with the worlds most grumpiest bloke really puts you in a good mood for the day
Weathers changed
Still what I said
Nothing much
Nothing really
still the same as before ::)
Having a good time Bob I hope
My significant other >:( to help his bad mood, only he can go for a run and lose his wallet, so now lost debit card, credit card, drivers licence and £100 >:(
oh dear that's bad news
You don't want to know what I said ;D ;D
Correct I dont ;D
That's why I'm now sat on my own ::) ;D
Give him a ring and make up
He's playing snooker with his mate and having a moan ::)
Its what we're good at ;D
Least out of my way. ;D ;D
my internet
Still playing up Dave
Yes like a northern birds undies
:o hey
:P :P
She'd kill ya ;D ;D
I know :o
Yep the mood I'm in ;D :-*
Don't take it out on me
I won't :-* :-* :-*
I love the sound of breaking glass
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Be like my window when somebody gets launched through it ;D
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:-* :-* :-* :-*
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Looks like my black cat ;D
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Yep my icy stare lol :-*
bonkers
Still my other half, still not speaking ::)
People who can`t keep their germs to themselves >:(
Useless people, sacked the cleaner, blasted the duty manager, the moody personal trainer in after 9
This is a PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT
DO NOT UPSET HELEN TODAY. REPEAT - DO NOT UPSET HELEN TODAY
Lol you nutter, that made me laugh :-* :-*
i am not angry anymore, just irritated ::)
Nothing, I'm in good form :)
I'm ok now i'm going home :-*
Me too, catch you later tonight. :-* :-* :-*
Bye, and thankyou for the natter :-* :-* :-*
Noisy neighbours
Oo hate noisy neighbours >:(
I'm good now, relaxing with a wine
Nowt much
Bloody midges attacking me in the garden >:(
:-
Helicopter
Daniel
Nowt all is good
I'm ok now :-*
not got time to dross :'( :'(
Daughters school have changed the whole uniform, be another 200 quid :o >:(
rip off merchants
i know plus everything now has to have the official school badge on even the blouses :o makes me laugh when you see all the school uniforms cheap in asda but nobody can get them, she got a detention once because her black trousers didnt have the school name embroidered on the waistband :o
sounds a posh school
Not really isn't a private one
Think mi Princess has nodded off on me.......again :( :(
Its to early
Nowt sat in sun on holiday having brekkie ;D
Mi Princess not here :'( :'(
not much
Not in the best of moods
I never get Angry, just get even!!
Says Clint Eastwood up their ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 23, 2014, 10:11:43 AM
Says Clint Eastwood up their ;D
Aye never let the f**kers get the better of you mate.
Wise words Kenny, I'll try remember that ;D
All you need Jon is a good pair of running shoes and yer off!!!!!!
I 'all just buy them a drink instead, can't be bothered running ;D
threaten em with a punch ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: xx H xx on May 23, 2014, 10:55:37 AM
threaten em with a punch ;D ;D ;D
What and then scarper like Linford Christie ;)
why do you think i go running every day ;D ;D :-*
am better now
That's good to hear :-*
might not be for long though ::)
I know the feeling well :-*
Trying mi best to stay calm
Dont let people grind you down, rise above it, I've leaned to do that, not worth getting stressed :-* plus frowning gives you wrinkles ;D
you've leaned to do that, which way do you lean to the left or right, will trythat
;D dam predictive text lol
lost mi phone again
Danny can't find my debit card, lost his now mine, better find it or he will have a severe limp
nowt now alls calm
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 23, 2014, 12:19:38 PM
lost mi phone again
#
It can`t be far away as you replied to me :-*
Something was bothering me this morning but decided its not important anymore...I have better things in my life to be getting along with...so all good now ;D ;D
left it in the toilet ;D ;D
Glad you've sorted things out Dee,Top lady :-* :-* :-* :-*
Thanks to you :-* :-*...hope you weren`t texting me in the loo :o :P
No it was the works loo, was inspecting it, must have put my phone down ::)
Lol...so anyone could of looked at your stuff? :P What sort of phone do you have?
an old Nokia, cant work out how to work them blueberry things, am rubbish at touch screens :'(
I'm good xx
Rain :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 23, 2014, 16:36:16 PM
an old Nokia, cant work out how to work them blueberry things, am rubbish at touch screens :'(
Luddite ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 23, 2014, 20:08:04 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 23, 2014, 16:36:16 PM
an old Nokia, cant work out how to work them blueberry things, am rubbish at touch screens :'(
Luddite ;D
Dino the (http://olc.spsd.sk.ca/de/webquests/dino/dinosaur1.gif)
Hopeless at touching........ Shocking ;D
Next door bonking from 3am to 5 am very loudly, then again at 7.45. Just like a porno movie without the pictures
:o for 2 hours. I would of hammered on their door and embarrassed them that would have got rid of his mojo for a bit ;D
They are Spanish they don't do embarrassed unfortunately
Think I might have just woken them up with a loud door slam
Hahaha good one ;D
Hopefully, try make as much noise as possible when they are asleep ;D
We are trying not to aggravate them too much but will complain to the owner
Don't blame you, isn't fair if you can't get to sleep because of them
My tablet is on a go slow taking ages to do a simple thing, will launch it in a bit >:(
Quote from: DaveW on May 24, 2014, 08:54:36 AM
Next door bonking from 3am to 5 am very loudly, then again at 7.45. Just like a porno movie without the pictures
Dave shall I send you some bagpipe music that you could start playing when they have finished and stop them falling asleep ?
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 23, 2014, 15:52:37 PM
left it in the toilet ;D ;D
That should have been the 1st place you looked ;D ;D
His usual hang out ;D
Plays with the vibration feature on his phone :o :o :o :P :P :P
Useless that isn't strong enough ;D
It is for his k#$b :o
:o lol ;D
Be no use for you, ;D
You'd probably need a pneumatic hammer ;)
:o can't beat s strong vibration :-*
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:D ;D :-* :-* :-*
Reading on here about those two poor dogs that have been left :'( >:(
Well said Princess, and will you tell this lot off, for taking the proverbial out of mi toilet needs please :-*
Lol don't go hiding in the toilet with your phone then ;D my ex used to do that :'(
OK then ;D ;D
My tablet keeps freezing and now says no battery power when I know its full :'(
That reminds mi have forgotten to take mi tablet this morning
What for ;D
Not what you're thinking H ::) Blood pressure that's all. Not a little blue one ::) ::)
Your diet can help with blood pressure ;D and you stress to much :-*
Jon takes 1/2 a blue pill every night,it helps to stop him rolling out of the bed at night ;)
Just half what would happen if took 2 :o :P
1/2 is all that is needed to create a small obstacle to stop him rolling. Lisa gives it to him every night with is cup of coco ;D
Hahahaha :-*
The bonking neighbours again
Now look here Dave, we,re going home soon, so please tolerate my Princess and myself for a couple more days please ;D
I think that you would show a bit more class.
I doubt it ;D ;D
Nothing at all :D
same here
Coming back from my trip to Ajuy to she the woman's car (next door) still there
Quote from: DaveW on May 25, 2014, 15:51:25 PM
Coming back from my trip to Ajuy to she the woman's car (next door) still there
More rumpy pumpy tonight then Dave.
I'll bet there's lots of it in Wigan today, as there is no Lauren, and Danny's been on tinternet :P :P :P
No she has gone but they had an active afternoon before she left.
So it's Pam and her 5 sisters tonight for him then :P :P :P
Oh god the moment of doom what did I post when drunk :'(
Too early
Quote from: Speedy Gonzales on May 25, 2014, 20:41:10 PM
So it's Pam and her 5 sisters tonight for him then :P :P :P
You on about me? Lol
Having to work
I'm rough, and waiting for him to get back from his run........I couldn't be bothered ;D
Hair of the dog required
No chance, im having a month of alcohol ;D
Wow a month of alcohol, you will have a pickled liver
OFF lol see my brains pickled :o
you cant do a month H ;D ;D
Bet I can, I've done it before ;D
A lot of people give up booze in January, the experts think that this does more harm than good so keep drinking in moderation
I can't stand the hangovers anymore even one glass makes me rough :(
Rain..and forecast the same for next 3 days >:(
Wide awake when don't have to get up
less than one's image of idealised perfection weather in this country
Very well put Bob ;D
trying to get my daughter to clean her room >:(
Quote from: xx H xx on May 27, 2014, 11:35:47 AM
trying to get my daughter to clean her room >:(
If she is anything like mine were, you would be better doing it yourself lol
No way, she has been warned! Shes having a sleepover tonight so no tidy room then no sleepover ;D ;D ;D ;D
Plus she has only just got up, even the hoover didnt budge her
waiting for my daughter and her mates to decide what they want to have for tea, because this is a cafe ::) ::)
A friend of mine embarassed her teenage daughter righly for not tidying up her room.
She went upstairs and picked up all her dirty clothes, especially her underware, and then pinned them up all over her bedroom, so when friends arrived for sleepover, Mam told daughter, not to worry, I tidied your room for you, so you and your friends can go right on up. Major embarassment, daughter tidied her room from then on.
I will remember that one ;D ;D ;D
Think H broke the forum again ;D
Doing me head in see ya later :(
not worked at all for me for past 2 hours ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 27, 2014, 19:48:28 PM
Think H broke the forum again ;D
Hey don't blame me again, mine was off to, I thought it was my tablet
Just admit it, you've worn the forum out ;D
I kept logging in and out and rebooting my tablet. Was slow earlier today when was on it wouldn't respond when touched the screen but other sites were ok ;D
Was going to get my cauldron out but somebody beat me to it ;D
yep same here H
Will probably crash :o
Hope not
I know :o I just went on Steve's forum lol
I cant get on that either ;D
I've been on a few times today :D
Not being able to do a quick reply because Jon broke the system >:(
Think you'll find it was broken by a certain person in Lancashire ;D
Quit blaming me, I couldn't get on either, not fair
Keep telling ya, you tired it out ;D ;D :-*
What's all the fuss about, is Jon up to his old moderator tricks again ?
Picking on the youngest member is very low, will be less posts from now on ;D
Still raining >:(
How long have you got
Quote from: dee-dee on May 28, 2014, 07:22:04 AM
Still raining >:(
And here Princess. Roll on September :-* :-*
lots
nothing so far
Burnt my head today
I'm ok i got some relief this afternoon :D
So did i :P :P
David david david what have we told ya. Keep ya syrup on ::) ::) ::)
Then a cold shower :o woke me up tho should stop dreaming in the day ;)
Must be the wind in Fuerte blowing his knotted hanky off ;)
He'll have nodded off in the sun. Not been getting much sleep you know ;D
Poor lad at least the settee was comfy ???
Got to admire him for that masterstroke, no way would I have got away with that, dodgy ticker or not ;D
Yeh i know what Michelle would say ;D
aye last word off
Thanks for your sympathy chaps, got caught out sitting in the sun eating my lunch
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Tough old life ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
You are a good man Jon ;D ;D
And so are you young Dave ;D ;D
That a Yorkshire bloke cannot keep up with a Lancashire lass!!!! Oh aya xx
Can't sleep
Nowt yet but it wont be long ::)
Nowt yet, but will go on other forum if get bored ;D
Its raining
As above
Lost mi car keys
Dog barking, and my other half giving me grief over the phone by text, idiot
Numptys going to the pleasure beach
Trying all day to catch up with work having been away for almost 2 weeks, and more enquiries coming in and phone won't stop ringing.
Nothing
My tablet is useless can't do anything without it telling me to wait, well I don't want to!
Nothing yet, but lets wait and see what its like at 3pm when I'm trying to get out of here.
Aww good luck Can xx
Everything went well, just getting ready to log off and leave.
Nothing. Everything is good
Here
Work on a nice sunny day
Oh well its more money for an holiday ;D
Nowt its a lovely day
Noisy, fornicating neighbours
Thought they had gone
No unfortunately he is a long term renter. Have complained to the owners once again
Having to get up at this time of day for work
Threaten him with the police Dave
Waking up early
Told ye before Dave, bagpipes played loudly ;D ;D ;D
Aye just has they have started should be a passion killer that one ;D
He got a 'Die you b*stard' at full volume last night, police may be the next step
Go for it Dave ;D
Dave arm your self with the leg of a chair :D
Must be an oirish phrase, never heard of that
Mr high and mighty Moderator removing the nagging thread from the top of the forum;) ;) ;) ;D
Nothing yet but I am sure something will
Jeez ya not even up yet ;D ;D
Might get bitten by a snake today, that would pi$$ me off and make me angry
You on the Canadian club already ;D
Nope just doing me crocodile Dundee bit :D
I bet you've bought a hat with corks round ;D
No I did not
Football thing >:(
Bet you've bought a boomerang ;D
Don't give up Princess :-*
No, but something's do keep coming back to me :P :P :P
New version of Daily Mail software not working, probably have to buy a paper one
Nothing...had a good day ;D
Nowt yet but its early
Not enough drossing time ;D
Well i dont need to say owt really
Footy being disrupted by storms
But its not even raining ;D
Nothing will upset me,the sun is shining 8)
Nothing, day of tomorrow
Nothing really
Nothing today
Its Monday and my weekend went too quickly >:(
Nowt yet
Nothing just woken up ;D
Lazy YB ;D
Ya not wrong ;D
Wish i could stay asleep till 8am at least but im always wide awake by 6 am
Must admit its strange for me to sleep Past 730.
Wife and dog are missing. Had to make mi own brew >:(
Hope she left instructions dangerous things them kettles in the wrong hands ;D
Messed it up Bob, far too milky. Gonna be trouble in t'mill ;D
Pour it away and start again before she gets in ::)
Pour it away, shame on you Bob. Supped it as any Yorkshireman would
Noisy neighbour back from weekend away
This bl00dy rain. Where is the summer?
Well said Kenny been pouring down here as well
Its lovely here 8)
Not much
I'm still itching from last nights Mossie bites >:(
Jons too busy ::)
Nowt yet
Nowt yet. Sorry Dee :-*
Internet slow, only got a few pages of my daily mail
makes a change from your rampant neighbours
Still nowt
Birds pooping on my car >:(
Nowt here either
Nowt yet but going to Bradford ,Leeds aNd York with work some YB bound to annoy me today ;) ;) ;D
I`ll wait til I get to work...there will be plenty there ::)
Behave Robert ;D
Its only the truth ;D
Stop it Roar ;D
Ok ? ;)
Owt happening on that one today ;D
No ???
Some Tosser called S on steves forum ignoring me :( :( :(
Are you sure Bob. Disgraceful, stick to this one ;D
Been back they are speaking now ::) ::)
Say hello to your new friend from me.
Nothing, enjoying it all
Neighbours still away then, I take it ;D
No he is back but not too noisy - probably spoken too soon
get that mattress on the kitchen floor ;D
Mi fantasy team, its rubbish
Not as bad as mine ;D
Hope we get a chance to do some transfers
Admin locking the Trafalgar thread....wanted to post a witty comment back to Bob and Brightspark ::)
Just smack them with your stilletoes, the white pair of course, that'll teach em ;D
Having to have my break in Yorkshire(Leeds)
Look out trap 2 ;D
Just you behave young Bob ;D
Its a natural occurance when I'm in Yorkshire ::)
Just make sure ya clean up after yourself ;D
My man servant has a little black bag and some scented baby wipes ;D
That's OK then. Go for it ;D
Thanks
nowt today
Prices of flights to fuerte :(
don't be so tight ;D
Bailey >:(...he keeps farting and now he won`t get on his bed >:(
Poor old Bails
Hes standing next to me falling asleep ...silly sod ::)
For some reason he thinks someone else is making the stinky smells :P
BLOOMIN SPANIARDS
Did you want them to win,by any chance? :P
Got 4 of em in mi fantasy team, am doomed :'(
UK tax rules, company dividends count as income for normal and higher tax rate payers but if you don't pay tax then they don't refund the tax amount. Gordon Brown's finger prints all over this
Poor Dave been 'laboured' again, wheres Maggie when you need her
Long gone thank god
I was Maggies biggest fan. Met her when she visited our offices in Ipswich back in the 1980s
Think I remember you saying that Dave. Did you never escort her onto a train Bob
Under a f**king train more like
Robert, you should not speak ill of the dead
Yes your right but in this case im sorry she deserves it ,she cruxified the north of the country
Pundits saying we can still qualify. Give it a rest >:(
Football >:(
Same here >:(
We've no chance
Was thinking the same...might as well get on the Easyjet home with Spain ::)
Make em walk home I say :D
Engerrrrland. Engerrrrland Engeer oh give it a rest we are potty poo poo
Totally agree Bob ;D
Great pass from Gerrard to Saurez, the poor old boy thought he was playing for Liverpool
At least for once we're all agreed ;D Garbage
England 57-5 with a day left all over i think cant see them getting another 300
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on June 23, 2014, 19:58:07 PM
England 57-5 with a day left all over i think cant see them getting another 300
What we talking about here Bob ?
Cricket Can its a shambles
Its a gentlemans sport Can ;)
Certainly is old boy ;D
The goofy bloke biting the other blokes shoulder ...thats wrong >:(
I quite like mi shoulder nibbling ;D
That will knock a few mil off of his value
Checking Saturdays lotto numbers got 4 numbers and only got £28 >:(
being the unluckiest golfer in the world
Is that the same as Jons the unluckiest darter in the world ;)
And Blackburn are the unluckiest football team in the Championship ;D
Well we know Spurs are ::) ::)
They are the unluckiest in the Premiership ;D
More unlucky than us in choosing managers ;D
Agree with that
And David Moyes was the unluckiest manager in the premiership :-\
Evening all
He isn't any more he got his P45
Id say he was very lucky wish i could f.oooooooook up at work and get 2.5 million quid for it ;D ;D
you set of prima donnas ya want to start supporting the Banties ;D
Useless frogs, never can rely on them, hope my German mates deliver tonight
They've had their moment against Spain. Get em transferred I say ;D
Bloody frogs ;D
Bloomin krauts ;D
nowt wrong with uncle Heinz ;D ;D ;D
Someone's had a bad day on his bike journey ;D
not a puncture is it ;D
Google Bob when you have a look ;D
looks nice whats your problem ;D ;D ;D
Off to see what you've put ;D ;D
only a link
Very clever Bob ;D ;D
keeps em happy will all be looking ;D ;D
wonder if Steve knew about the place ;D
i bet hes worked there at some point amount of jobs hes had ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D
Sat in my reserved seat on the train, went to get up to get a coffee and was stuck to the seat, some low life had put a sticky substance on the seat. Ruined my trousers, I hold Bob responsible!
any excuse, just admit ya forgot to put ya pad on ;D
Pizza sauce
Pizza sauce?
Yes I was Woking in a pizza factory today looking at how to improve the cooling of their sauce, I'm sick of the smell of it. >:(
LOL all becomes clear now ;D
No it's not clear it's Red :D :D :D :D :D
Are you insinuating that I am incompetent?
LOL not at all Dave, just extracting the urine ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on June 26, 2014, 20:16:53 PM
LOL not at all Dave, just extracting the urine ;D
Tena Lady :P
Are you in the complaints dept at Ipswich Station Dee?
Take your jacks off Dave and throw em at em, ;D
No sorry Dave ..I`ll be there 6am Saturday...did you want me to pass on your best regards? ;D
if I know Dave, he wants his brass back ;D
Pass on his sticky pants more like Dee :D :D :D
I have got my form, I will be suing for a pair of ruined trousers
And I bet they were Paul Smith designer ones £950 a pair ;D
Claim for a stick of gum as well Dave :D
The seat next to me had the same problem, the lady was not happy as she was going to a meeting and had nothing to change into
BR have a lot to answer for
Hope you apologised ;D
Remind me to give you a slap when I go oop north ;D
I blame Bob
No Bob just dumps in Leeds
I will be checking my reserved seats before I park my bum on Saturday ;D
just ask Dave what his seat number was ;D
Make sure you do Dee, don't want you getting stuck as well :D
Carriage D Seat 65. The conductor Peter will support my complaint
And Bob the driver
serves ya right for booking third class ;D
No he is the fat controller
Did you meet Thomas and Henry ?
and Ringo ;D
Its Ok..I`m in coach C ;D
Beware of the chewing gum thug Dee, they do not stick to specific coaches ;) ;) ;)
I didn't say it was chewing gum, think we have caught the vandal
Was it body fluids ? :o :o :o
I have no idea
Stains , smells ???
Just very sticky, didn't investigate any further
Nasty Dave, you need to get your own back.
we all know its an insurance scam ;D
Not our Dave surely :o :o :o :o :o :o
oh aye, gonna make himself a couple of hundred quid ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on June 26, 2014, 20:49:15 PM
Its Ok..I`m in coach C ;D
Thats where they put all the undesirables ::)
The Mrs thrashing me in fantasy football
My fantasy team going south
its all going wrong :( :( :( :( :(
As my old man used say, fools and their money are easily parted :D
Not a good day again yesterday ::)
No one to play with >:(..so I`m off ::)
Had a lie in Princess
Football over running >:(
World cup upsetting mi Princess :'(
Lucky old Argies
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on July 01, 2014, 20:20:10 PM
World cup upsetting mi Princess :'(
Thanks for feeling my pain ;D
oh I do Dee I do ;D
Hay fever >:(
Facebook is playing up ::)
Waking up early
Some berk on the phone nearly taking the back off my car as I was reversing out of a parking spot
Nowt i relaxed
nothing yet
Keep missing my bestest ::)
Sorry Princess, got a lot on :-* :-*
Customers ........ >:(
The weather
We're all gutted. Gonna have mi rant ;D
Some people had spent months getting Arthington ( where we live) ready for the tour, it looked a picture.
ITV decided to take an ad break just before Arthington viaduct, you know it Bob you've been over it on ya train ;D Then ITV showed some old tour footage, by the time they got back to the race, they were nearly in Otley , some 3 miles away from us. We all drowned our sorrows. ;D
Good old ITV they annoy me with the ads break whilst doing sporting events
Practically everyone was sat in the pub where we had lunch Bob, big screen TV set up. Disappointing to say the least
I bet you were a big anticlimax :(
Dunno what we're gonna do with all these yellow bikes ;D
Weigh em in for scrap ;D
We'll hold on to em in case they choose Blackburn next year. Flog em to ya ;D
Formula 1 delayed
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on July 06, 2014, 07:15:39 AM
We're all gutted. Gonna have mi rant ;D
Some people had spent months getting Arthington ( where we live) ready for the tour, it looked a picture.
ITV decided to take an ad break just before Arthington viaduct, you know it Bob you've been over it on ya train ;D Then ITV showed some old tour footage, by the time they got back to the race, they were nearly in Otley , some 3 miles away from us. We all drowned our sorrows. ;D
Poor old Jon :'( :'( :'(
Cheers young Can ;D
Knobheads at ITV ::)....Poor Jon :(
Pigging rain always friggin rains when im off work Grrrrrrrrrrrr >:(
Raining Bob. Clear blue sunny skies here. Haha
Its heading East young Ron ;D
Better not be, got mi shorts on ;D
Only allowed one transfer
Just noticed Di Maria injured.
Yep hes out :(
Glad he is not in my team
Me too
Torrential rain storm
Nothing av got mi forum back ;D
Someone not noticing ::)
I noticed, jeez you text me to remind me ;D just couldn't do it to the standard you deserve :'( :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on July 11, 2014, 07:18:41 AM
I noticed, jeez you text me to remind me ;D just couldn't do it to the standard you deserve :'( :'(
All sorted now...thanks Bestie :-*
Thanks my bestie Princess :-* :-*
I feel sick
Missing too many putts
Nothing yet
Nowt to early
Nowt glorious day
Its Saturday, all the workers crowding out the supermarket
Too hot to work
Yesterday I got made redundant from one of my jobs :(..so will have to look for something else when I get back ::)
Think thats another reason why I feel a bit funny today...probably thinking about that.....
Oh dear, sure something will turn up
Punters not going home >:( >:( >:(
Steve's forum keeps freezing on me >:(
I am sure you will find something quickly Dee
Gonna open her own laundry, be just like Dot Cotton ;D
My putter, it is useless
Want to buy a used Ping putter Dave ?
That is what I have already
started raining
Burnt mi crumpets
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on July 18, 2014, 09:47:08 AM
Burnt mi crumpets
Stop playing with Lisa Jon and let her get on with the cooking ;D ;D ;D ;D
ok then ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thunder and rain came 1/2 hour to early >:(
Well they aint got the forecast right all week here :( :(
Nor here Bob, think they just concentrate on darn sarf
Why are profile pics not working?? :'( :'( >:( :(
Read top line of the page dark Princess, having difficulties.
Taking their time like
all very technical DP, a woman wouldn't understand, im chipping in with my technical wizadry, so all should be ok soon
Get a riddle on then lol x
Picture still not working :'(
Not angry......but can't get anything on profile PIC? Isn't even a decent one on what I am allowed......no brad cooper!!!
Me bad back
Ibuprofen mate, get some down ya
Put some gel on me back and taken some painkillers
4 pints of thatchers and some painkillers didn't even work yesterday :(
Poor old thing, terrible is a bad back
Having it massaged helped when mine went
Can can't log on to forum :'(
Why not??? :'( :'(
Won't accept his username or password apparently, help the old lad out H
Daft thing to say but is he putting the right username in to log in, I can't use dark princess mine is still wigangirl? X
That's just what I suggested, he needs to put Can the man
Should work took me ages with not being on here for long time I took about 5 different names before remembered what originally was
Surely you didn't forget Wigangirl, shame on you ;D
I did lol long time ago....am sure Cans will work if that's what is doing wrong? :o
Shudder to think what his password is ;D ;D
I don't want that thought in my head ;) ;)
Still can't do a personalised picture :'( I don't like mine
No I can't either. Quite like yours from what I've seen :P ;D
Was closest could get lol
Closest I can get now ;D
My god that's shocking!!! Looks like S ;D
Very much so I think ;D
Yeah, sure seen him round Wigan walks with a limp, hands always down his pants waiting for the pub to open ;D :D
Has to walk with a limp, he's a big lad ;D
:o 3 legs
Don't call him tripod for nothing ;D
;D hahaha might have to stop next time, see if he needs a hand lift
Lol sure he'll accept one
Yeah will take him for a ride round :P
He likes a good ride ;D
Will help relax his 3rd leg ;D
I'm sure he hopes so ;D
He can show me his white bits :P
Don't think he has any ;D You can show him yours tho :P
I don't have any ;D
Didn't think you would have ;D
;D I have a private garden :P
I know I've seen it ;D
So your the dog walker who tries to spy through the fence ;)
That's me. Guilty as charged ;D
;D ;D well you only need to say and will give you code for gate :P
Don't need it, got mi own ladders ;D
That's why my trees are rustling its you :P :P
I emailed Can hopefully will get it sorted :'(
Hope so, as long as he don't come back telling jokes ;D
Me bad back still
couldn't putt to save my life
Yuk :'( :'( :'(
Nothing alls good
why can i not upload a personal profile pic? Doesnt give me the option now >:( >:(
Can get rid of me bad back
Bloomin hec Bob you are suffering mate
Had it about 3 weeks now,knackered me back up years ago when i was head groundskeeper at a 5 star hotel ,ive also got rheumatoid arthritis in base of me spine with working in the cold weather ,so when i do heavy lifting i know there is a chance of me back going which it as :(
All the best with it Bob, hope it clears up soon mate
Nowt
Same here
This forum has gone slow again keeps chucking me off :o >:(
Ive always said this forum had taste ;) ;) ;) ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 29, 2014, 12:24:31 PM
Ive always said this forum had taste ;) ;) ;) ;D
Cheeky git :P :P
am too busy for some reason >:(
thats unlike you Jon sit down mate ;D ;D ;D
Don't like been busy Bob ;D
nothing whatsoever
Nowt
Been busy all day in work, even followed me home >:(
Him now being noisy, im wide awake and up at 4 :'( :'(
Absolutely nothing
Nothing
Being back home :-[...missing Fuerte .....
Nothing will make me angry today. Its perfect.
Not much
Nothing
Some thick pratts that I am acquainted with.
Steady boy, lie down
Quote from: Can the Dark Man on July 31, 2014, 23:44:58 PM
Some thick pratts that I am acquainted with.
I know the feeling well babe xxxx
some thick pratts that cant spell prats ;D
There will always be prats about ::)
Exsellent speling Prinsess :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 01, 2014, 07:10:38 AM
Exsellent speling Prinsess :-*
That will be my O level English ;D
Sexy, gorgeous and now intelligent, I'm the luckiest man alive :-* :-*
But shes a COCKENEEEE ;D ;D
I don't care, I've never snogged a proper cockeneeee in black fishnets and white stilettos ;D ;D
Dont forget the wonderbra ;) ;)
That'll soon come off ;D been practising ;D
One hand ronnie ;D ;D
Been practising with just mi teeth ;D
Not very subtle i think she will notice ;D
Gonna get a few Tia Marinas down her Gregory first ;D Hope you noticed the rhyming slang, been practising that as well ;D
Love it mate ;D
Its Tia Marias ::)
And I never wear stockings and stilettos >:(
Sort it out you two :P
Its all sorted Princess :-* :-*
Nothing yet
Mi phone ringing at 645 on mi lie in day
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 02, 2014, 07:37:09 AM
Mi phone ringing at 645 on mi lie in day
But I needed to speak to you :-*
And it was lovely to hear your heavy breathing :-* :-*
Puke bucket
(http://outpostcrossfit.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pukie-ripped-2c.jpg)
Nothing wrong with admiring my Princess
Yea right on babe :-*
BY helpline _ useless
Spurs beat Celtic 6-1
Good boys
Off to kip Dave. See ya
Nowt
Nowt
BT support, they are worse than useless
Get em told Dave ;D ;D
Bloody brambles, growing everywhere >:(
Nothing ;D
Alls good
Over an hour on the phone to BT, guy was bemused by the bodge the Indian Call centre had performed - now will escalate to higher beings
You get stuck in Dave ;D
No it is an annoyance accessing my email. I had a problem when I first went to BT and they bodged the solution. They are a wunch of bankers.
get em told, might get some compo ;D
all this babe rubbish from Can
well said Dave, think hes trying to impress someone ::) ::)
Quote from: DaveW on August 05, 2014, 20:27:03 PM
all this babe rubbish from Can
I agree ...too much babes ... ::)
Yeah pack it in Dee ;D
>:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 05, 2014, 20:32:56 PM
well said Dave, think hes trying to impress someone ::) ::)
Was my word to start with ::) ::) you're the one that's carrying it on ;D ;D BABE
Been awake since 3am :(
I do seem to be taking a bit of stick ;D ;D Thought babe was a pig
Golf rained off >:( >:( >:( >:(
I just posted that in laugh thread ;D ;D
Ooh you are nasty
You're just no good without mi Princess to back you up ;D
She will castigate you tonight
Can hardly wait :P :P
Idiots lol
yep they are nutters ;D
Don't think Dee has seen this one yet
I hate the word babe ::)
(http://unrealitymag.bcmediagroup.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/piginthecity.jpg)
Nothing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X7PvU6qYEA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUwW108ITzw
All right my lovely Babes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Yes thanks Can
Your welcome Jon babe ;)
Oink oink
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* babe
What could possibly need editing with that ;D
I think everyone has finally flipped :o ;) ;)
Too many pigs :P
Nothing today . Suns shining
Quote from: The Dark Princess on August 07, 2014, 06:24:41 AM
I think everyone has finally flipped :o ;) ;)
Don't do gymnastics babe :-* :-* :-*
Having to go through all the medical questions for my holiday insurance when I did it a few weeks ago, I told the prat nothing had changed so had to spend 15 minutes clocking up phone charges repeating what I told them last time
Go get em Dave. That's ma boy
Missus wanted to get the voucher out the sun went to newsagent then for a few pints was looking through the rag and noticed pg 18 was missing where the voucher should be,went back to shop were they had 3 more copies left surprise surprise all of those had pg 18 missing the thieving asian bastuuurds had taken all the vouchers out to spend themselves ,apparently not the first time they have done it >:( >:(
Hope you told em straight Bob. Not good enough bloomin thieves, chop there hands off I say
Got me 40p back ;D
That's my boy. 40p is 40p. Dave will be proud of you as well ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on August 07, 2014, 22:08:00 PM
Missus wanted to get the voucher out the sun went to newsagent then for a few pints was looking through the rag and noticed pg 18 was missing where the voucher should be,went back to shop were they had 3 more copies left surprise surprise all of those had pg 18 missing the thieving asian bastuuurds had taken all the vouchers out to spend themselves ,apparently not the first time they have done it >:( >:(
Oh Bob I can just picture you in the newsagents arguing with these guys ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nothing in a good mood xx
Missing Dee by 5 minutes >:(
We`ve got no tv >:( Hopefully the Virgin man will bring us a new box today ;D
Dees getting a nice new virgin box,bet glenns happy ??? ??? ???
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on August 11, 2014, 07:18:06 AM
Dees getting a nice new virgin box,bet glenns happy ??? ??? ???
He will be well chuffed ;D..he had to go to a friends to watch MotoGP ::)
Hope its still working in September ;D ;D
I'm trying not to
Not recovered enough to get angry
Nowt yet
Nothing xx
Don't believe ya ;D
At 06.23 was nowt.
Now I have a list ;D mainly holiday related and certain people with an Irish accent including my husband ;D
aye they are a temperamental breed ;D
Four sets of roadworks to get to work >:(
Oh no, not road rage again I hope
sick of biting my tongue
Bit clumsy that H, hope its not bleeding ::)
no,im surprised its not in half, thankfully i'm in a good mood ;D
am too busy
my case won't shut ;D
::) ::) ::) am off, punters keep disturbing mi drossing.
Noisy neighbour still in residence
No doubt they'll be celebrating your arrival ;D
Supposed to be on a date...but he didn`t show ::)
Soz Dee please forgive me :'( :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 14, 2014, 07:08:08 AM
Soz Dee please forgive me :'( :-* :-*
Of course...as long as you don`t leave me waiting in Fuerte 8)
Nope we'll be there at 4
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 14, 2014, 07:14:47 AM
Nope we'll be there at 4
Thought it was 9? ::)
I`ll still be sunbathing til 6 or 7 8)..if the suns out ;D
Nowt yet but no doubt someone will p1ss me off ::)
I'm sure it won't be long ;D
Need to be there at 4 Dee, to get some dutch courage drunk
No doubt ;D
Deep breaths Bob deep breaths ;D
nowt much
ooooooooooh no. Surely not Sir Cliff
I know i saw that :o always had my suspicions about him
Everythings all good here ;D
Yep. We're all going on a summer holiday ;D
Well no one p1ssed me off today ;D
makes a change ;D ;D
Well i havent been on much today ::) ::) ::) ::)
Sent ya a PM yesterday but it just came back to me tonight,so i take it ya didnt get it ,same happened with Dee
Nope I never got one. Ya useless ;D
I think its sommat to do with my Ipad
bad workman and all that ::) ::)
You have to be careful and make sure whoever you are sending it too,that their name is in the box..sometimes if you don`t reply straight away...it puts your own name in...so thats why it comes back to you ::)
I`ve done that loads of times ;D
Its not in the box but underneath ???
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on August 14, 2014, 21:27:22 PM
Its not in the box but underneath ???
Yes...thats what I meant ::)...mines never in the box either ;D
struggle to get mine in the box these days as well
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 14, 2014, 21:33:18 PM
struggle to get mine in the box these days as well
You replying to
yours then? ::)
Sent it
Okie dokies
Did you get the next one? I wonder if mine didn`t go to him? ::)
I wish admin would fix this forum ;D
stop winding me up am tired ;D ;D
Reply to mine..then I`ll tell you my idea ;D
I aint got one and even if I did, not posing in a Gstring for no photo ;D Get lost :-*
I just checked and I sent it...I`ll see if I can do it again ::)
Stop picking on mi, thought you two were buddies :'( :'(
I`ve sent it again :-*
Got it. Charity or no charity am not doing it, behave :-*
Im lost whos sending who what here ;D
I`m surprised sometimes that he even works out how to post on here ::)
Hes from Yorkshire you have got to make allowances
not the sharpest tool must admit :'(
Not wrong there mate ;D
Think i'll pay someone to go as me for the meet up ;D
Send yourself disguised as you ::) ::)
Genius Bob pure Genius, gonna do that
Up there for thinking ;D
Wish you were coming, am getting scared :-[
Naughton being sent off >:( >:( >:(
Jeez Dave he nearly beheaded him
I'm awake! Mr Ryan got very drunk last night ::) not very entertaining when I'm only on soft drinks :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 14, 2014, 22:17:52 PM
Wish you were coming, am getting scared :-[
be afraid be very afraid
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 17, 2014, 00:25:52 AM
Jeez Dave he nearly beheaded him
You obviously didn't see it - it was for handball from about a foot away, he didn't chop the opponent >:(
Correct Dave never saw it ;D
Never met a real life cockeneeeee before, what happens if I can't understand ya :( :(
Nothing yet
Same here
numpty passengers ooops sorry customers >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Took 15 darts to hit double one >:(
My husband is a tw**..............gorgeous bloke ;D
Its cold :(
Nothing yet
A lot of things!
Can being one. Maybe not angry but upset
Am chilled, got a fairly quiet day
Nothing today all is perfect ;D
Spurs not on TV today
Thought that would have been a relief for ya ;D
Diddly
Nothing today
Various stupid things
Its all good...its my handsome boys birthday ;D
One big thing that I'm trying to deal with
Dirty Leeds and there so called fans invading our pitch. Just because ya losing.
Only trying to get a photo of young Jon ;D
Thugs Bob, running on our hallowed turf. Pure scum and we told em
Virgin media broadband..useless >:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 28, 2014, 05:48:47 AM
Thugs Bob, running on our hallowed turf. Pure scum and we told em
Aye all inbred YB,s ::) ::) ::)
Ya sound like Paddy ;D ;D
Shhhhhhhhhhhhh ;)
Its ok ya secrets safe ;D ;D
Nothing,been a good day ;D
Nothing yet, all is good
Nothing,got to talk to Jon :-*
The feelings mutual :-* :-*
I have a list
Stay calm H ;D
Its virgin media doing my head in the broadband is playing up all the time. Dunno who else to go with. Ring them and they can't speak English, I demanded to be put through to somebody that could and they cut me off :o
And as you know, no good asking me ;D Think we're with BT not sure
I'll keep the TV package can't do sky we live out in the sticks and the trees interfere. I've heard plus net ok but I haven't a clue either
Dave's pretty clued up on these things, where is the cockeneeee when ya need him ::)
Doesn't he have BT? Anything is better than virgin anyway. WiFi is shocking to have boosters all over house so can get it
Now you've lost me ;D ;D
Typical ;) men are useless my other half has no idea either ;D
Its women's work to get computers sorted ;D ;D
Yeah, we can see what men look at to ;D
Nothing...its a good day ;D
Quiet today, gonna have a beer soon
Nowt
lost mi bloomin phone.....again ::)
Not much now
Given up on mi phone. It'll turn up
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 29, 2014, 16:40:31 PM
lost mi bloomin phone.....again ::)
You probably left it in the jacks (loo) :P
It was in the washer. Drying out as we speak ;D
Think you might need to get a new one? ::)
Sim cards in an old one. It usually dries out OK. Did last time I dropped it in the bath.
Put it in dry rice, I dropped mine in the pond and wouldn't work at all, its ok now the rice draws the water out xx
Just seen one of these on storage wars, would sort out Jon's phone problems.
(http://modculture.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/13/telephonebag.jpg)
Haha haha hahaha hahaha
Cheers H did that. Working now ;D ;D
Marvellous ;D ;D
I come in handy for something :-*
Nowt
Same here
nowt
Same here
Are nowts the new yups?
Spurs selling Sandro >:( >:(
People wasting my time >:(
Nothing ;D
Nowt
People doing cheap posts
Not much yet
There is another example
and another one ;) ;) ;)
GRRRRRRRR >:( >:( :o ;D
your racking em up Dave ;D ;D ;D
Trying to raise the standards around here ;D
ummmh i think we are beyond reprieve on here ;D ;D ;D
I have a clear conscience
is that because your empty headed ;) ;) ;) ::) ::) ::)
no but feeling a bit lightheaded after too much sun
put ya hanky on man cover up for gawds sake ;D ;D ;D
Aye ;D
Don't you start >:(
Idiots I'm having to put up with.
What have i told you Can
Dont talk about Jon like that
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 02, 2014, 21:44:31 PM
What have i told you Can
Dont talk about Jon like that
Hahahaha Oh how right you are Bob ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on September 02, 2014, 18:43:37 PM
Idiots I'm having to put up with.
know the feeling very well
Absolutely nowt
My mother being demanding again.
Nowt
as above ;D
Missing me connection this morning ,but i soon got a taxi out of virgin trains ;D ;D
Ocean View announcing its closure
I can't poo already :-[
Have a vindaloo my husband was cra*ping out the eye of a needle yesterday hahaha
All good here ;D
Bloomin hot here Dee
Good,good...keep it there 8)
I've asked for some clouds ;D ;D
For your week,I hope :P
Major major major bad news Dee. I darent tell you. You'll get really really really angry :'( :'(
Rain from the 12th? ::)
Nope sorry far worse :'(
What can be worse than that? ::)
Don't pack ya lucky pen. Stopped playing bingo at TOTT :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Lol you wally..I was getting really worried :P Thought something bad was happening...
Pack ya bags and come home Jon no point being there bloody foreigners dont they know the Brits have to play bingo whilst away >:( >:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 05, 2014, 19:26:12 PM
Don't pack ya lucky pen. Stopped playing bingo at TOTT :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Serving afternoon tea and scones now I hear ;D
Noooooooo not afternoon tea
It will end in tears we all know what happened last time
Hangover
Weeds needed spraying
Web cam capture from TOTT Jon and Lisa's table today
(http://atimeforteauk.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/afternoon-tea-11.jpg)
Lol ;D
Nothing I'm in a good mood
Dave is organising the afternoon tea for Jon in Chaplins when he visits Caleta
Nothing at all
Nothing at all ;D
Nothing annoying me today
Bob,not replying ::)
nothing yet
Not angry just irritated
Too hot already ;D
Think this is gonna crash again lol ;D ;D. Keeps going weird
Same here ;D Don't think it likes been in the sun ;D
Problems with my password safe
Nowt really
Stupid drivers ::)
My last day this trip
To early yet
Too hot already
I'm going home tomorrow :'(
Got to the airport and realised that I didn't put my hearing aids in, 5 weeks of cocking a deafen. Mrs W wont be happy
Nowt
Quote from: DaveW on September 10, 2014, 19:22:21 PM
Got to the airport and realised that I didn't put my hearing aids in, 5 weeks of cocking a deafen. Mrs W wont be happy
Do you not have a spare set at home ?
Don`t think Jon saw my birthday text ::)
Going home :'(
Quote from: dee-dee on September 11, 2014, 06:47:24 AM
Don`t think Jon saw my birthday text ::)
Not getting any calls or texts Dee :'(
Don`t worry..we will find each other :-*
I'll just look for someone in white stilettos :-*
Nothing today, got it all sorted
Nothing at all
Not angry about your photos ?
WHAT :o.
Seen some interesting photos of you ;)
Are you winding me up again?
No I've seen a few of you today ;)
I don't know anything about this??? Oh god what has he done now :o :o
They are very nice..........and interesting ;D
I can't ask him he's asleep :'(
Interesting? What are they? :'(
Don't think I could say on here, would like to preserve your blushes :o
:o :o :o your having me on. :-\
No, do you want me to post one ? :o
NO
I'm going to torture him slowly
Just sent it to your email ;), try wearing clothes the next time :o
:o :o :o :o
:P :P :P
Your gorgeous in them !
I can't believe he's sent them to his mates!!! :o :o. It's embarrassing :-[ :-[ what the hell is he gonna do next
Nothing embarrassing about them, he's very proud of you and wants to show you off, shame your not wearing any clothes :P
They were private :'( :'(. I'm gonna shove his camera somewhere in the morning ;D I was in bed! :o
I know and I can seeeeeeee that ;D
It's very embarrassing :-[ :-[ :'(. And everybody who he sent it to is in work with me all day tomorrow :o :o. I will get my revenge painfully
Please don't tell him I sent them to you, he won't send me any more :o. I Gould have taken the circulation list off :-[
Am sure somebody will tell me in the morning :'(. I'll blame mark ;D ;D
He doesn't come on this forum does he ?
No, not at all, only looks sometimes when I'm showing him, I banned him ;D only goes on Steves
Good then he won't find out I told you about your intimate sexy photos ;)
:-[ :-[. I just hope he hasn't or isn't putting them on Steves :o :o
Must go and check ;)
Why do I have a funny feeling this is not going to end well :o.
I can try photoshop out your extremities or ask Baz to photoshop them out ;)
:o Don't send them anywhere or I will hunt you down ;D ;D
I'm going to have to go to sleep I'm up at 4.30am :'(. Don't send them anywhere! Let me know if you get anything else
Sweet dreams Can xx :-* :-* :-* :-* :'(
More than something at Ewood Park this afternoon
Mi threads bust :'( :'(
My team throwing away 2 points helped by a useless ref
Nothing topmgame suprisinly
Oh chorley got,beat
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 13, 2014, 08:33:05 AM
Mi threads bust :'( :'(
I know what's up with it........,,wasn't me :-* :-*
It's that fÂ¥â,¬king Baz, if I get my hands on him, I drive my fist up the high hole of his ar$e
Jon needs to moderate and remove that craaaappp from our threads, or I'm going to do the same on every thread he posts on.
Oo I love you when you get aggressive :-* :P :P
On your thread Can it goes weird for me when try to reply x
It's because that prick has put continuous letters in a string in the dialogue box, this forum does not do word wrap if it's one long string of letters.
He thinks he's clever >:(
Jon needs to sort it when he's stopped flirting ::)
Too busy kissing Dees ass, and adoring the ground she walks upon :o
;D ;D ;D. I'm just cooling off my ears was burning last night
LOL
;D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry Can but this has proper tickled me hadn't half made me laugh, brilliant ;D
It's that fÂ¥â,¬king Baz, if I get my hands on him, I drive my fist up the high hole of his ar$
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on September 14, 2014, 18:27:10 PM
It's because that prick has put continuous letters in a string in the dialogue box, this forum does not do word wrap if it's one long string of letters.
He thinks he's clever >:(
I don't "think"
I "know" sweetheart xx
Just a minute I ain't been flirting with Dee Should the size of her hubby.
Nowt I'm good
Who's this dee lol 8)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 15, 2014, 19:29:09 PM
Just a minute I ain't been flirting with Dee Should the size of her hubby.
Aww we was joking ;) ;D ;D
Wot is she a moose then ???
We are just winding him up ......... And no
Oh ok that's looks funny to do I see u have lots of posts. u been on here long lol
Last year august/sept think
Wow u must be on here all the time to get that many posts :o :o :P
I have my moments......can type quick lol
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 15, 2014, 19:29:09 PM
Just a minute I ain't been flirting with Dee Should the size of her hubby.
Getting worried Jon, Glens a big boy then ! :o
Proper Cockeneeeee psycho, I ain't messing with him. Likes German bike riders ;D
Doesn't sound good then, what's these German bikers like, tattoos long hair dirty leather waist coats ......
Not many tattoos, but long hair and a pink leather man bag
Sounds great.
Did you try the Sedgeways or the trikes in Corrie ?
These bikes are 1/2 way down the Main Street , they also have moped trikes if you don't fancy the big bikes
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Don't be silly Can, too energetic ;D walk to the beach at 10. Happy hour beach bar 4-7 then bumble home again. Perfecto
Have ye not been up to the lagoons in El Cotilo ?, get your kit off and let it all hang out :D
Just the muppets on the trains
I wish they issued us with cattle prods it would be much easier ;D
Get a taser then bob, better than a cattle prod
Its all those wires though ,just prod em has i walk past ;D
:D :D :D :D :D :D
;D ;D
Nothing I'm in a good mood :-*
Trying to post in cans corny jokes but it won't let me >:( >:( >:( >:(
Some ppl in this don't care how they make other ppl feel >:(
Like what?
nowt made is angry today, in holiday mode
Poor standard of referees in Europa league
Diddly ;D
Being on my own on a Friday night is never good .......think I may die of boredom ???
Leinster playing badly and loosing by 1 point
Nowt
Not getting day off work missed out on free 1st class rtn to London and free match tickets for the game >:( >:( >:(
Nothing yet
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 20, 2014, 08:43:36 AM
Not getting day off work missed out on free 1st class rtn to London and free match tickets for the game >:( >:( >:(
And losing 2 pints ;D
we will see ;D ;D ;D
Think I'm safe here ;D
scored 13
conceded 14
in 7 games ;D ;D ;D
We'll see Bobby boy ;D
0-0 it is then ;D ;D ;D
1-0 Blackburn.......not betting ;D
us clean sheet its about 10 games since one of them,what with Mccormack in form ::) ::) ::)
Leeds rejects lot of em ;D
Nothing
Did noticed dropped 2 from the defence ,did you see that red card tackle jesus how he didnt break his legs i dont know
Wide awake
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 21, 2014, 00:46:12 AM
Did noticed dropped 2 from the defence ,did you see that red card tackle jesus how he didnt break his legs i dont know
Not seen it will watch this morning
List
Read my post in Flight Section >:(
OK then ;D
People that don't reply to messages
Yep that annoys me as well ;D
Rude :-*
I never notice them ;D
I get bleeped :P
I've to notice it coming in brackets by messages
i dont like ppl that dont belive in me :P
Quote from: vr46 on September 21, 2014, 08:21:57 AM
i dont like ppl that dont belive in me :P
Like what pray tell :'(
when im on the run and tell them wot u been up to lol :P
Are you an escaped convict VR ;D
Quote from: vr46 on September 21, 2014, 08:35:15 AM
when im on the run and tell them wot u been up to lol :P
I don't get up to anything ......sometimes ;D :P :P :P :P
yeah im a bank robber do u belive me :P
I believe you ;D ;D
Of course, we've all got to make a living somehow ;D
Send some money my way I want to move house
ok :P :P :P
A gangsters Moll think that would suit you ;D ;D
Nothing yet :)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 21, 2014, 08:55:15 AM
A gangsters Moll think that would suit you ;D ;D
It would
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Thought you was dark ;D
Couldn't be bothered googling it all, first pic got to.......yes I am dark never been blonde ;D
She's all dark ;)
Forgot you'd seen pics ;D ;)
Am well jell
Get on my husbands mailing list you will see all :o
Yes you will, Danny sent all his mates some pics that the DP was not too happy about, you should have seen those buns :o :o :o ;D ;D ;D
:o :o :o :o you said you didn't get them :'(
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I might get divorced :D :D :D
Tell him I need some new ones ;)
With piercings? He would to :o
Yes I want one of each piercing, especially the little ring :o
I have angel wings in one and a white gold bar in the other can't have rings to heavy and may catch on something :o
I know but I need new ones :D
Ask him......not right now tho he's still drunk :o :o Might get the video : :P
Better still, video on YouTube , I could show Danny how to post them :P
Don't even consider it >:( More like you porn :o :'(
I'm hurt now Princess :'( :'( :'( :'(
Want a kiss? ;) :-* :-*
You and me princess
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Can't see it :'( :'(
First 2 I posted wouldn't show :'(
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Awwww that's lovely can, how far are you from Cheshire ......he's still asleep :'( :'(
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Do we need to move somewhere more private ?
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You want them pictures :P :-* :-*
I need them pictures :o
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Can your heart take it :P
As the song says, my heart will go on......
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My photo bucket keeps freezing :'( I upload something get link then freezes have to keep uninstalling it ??
I need to explain to you how to get photos with out using photobucket when on iPad
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Quote from: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 10:30:12 AM
I need to explain to you how to get photos with out using photobucket when on iPad
How? Xxxx
I'll send you an email
Ok xxxx :-* :-* :-*
God this garbage makes me angry
;) ;) ;) :-* :-*
My useless team
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 21, 2014, 16:27:13 PM
God this garbage makes me angry
You are not the only one. Bring back good old dross I used to love two years ago
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 21, 2014, 23:15:19 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 21, 2014, 16:27:13 PM
God this garbage makes me angry
You are not the only one. Bring back good old dross I used to love two years ago
When it was just you and your little princess then Jon. :P :P :P
Little bit of competition never did any harm ;) ;) ;)
I'll go back to Steves then :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Stomach pains :'(
Quote from: The Dark Princess on September 21, 2014, 10:32:34 AM
Quote from: Can the Man on September 21, 2014, 10:30:12 AM
I need to explain to you how to get photos with out using photobucket when on iPad
How? Xxxx
I know what to do know, miles easier than photo bucket, mine crashed and dunno why? Can't get on it?
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 21, 2014, 23:15:19 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 21, 2014, 16:27:13 PM
God this garbage makes me angry
You are not the only one. Bring back good old dross I used to love two years ago
Here,here...and Can its nothing to do with competition ::)
Must have been boring couple years ago
Not angry just hacked off
Nothing so far
Where's Vr today?
Wont be up yet will he.
Why not he's on holiday don't waste your day in bed :P
been for a run and just had melon 8)
How far did you run?
Just to the toilet ;D
Lol....curry?
about 5k
You must both be very fit
I have to be its my job now I'm back doing it full time :P
its a bit hard in this heat but good for it :P
Drink plenty and your fine, I always go along the beach or near to there was more of a breeze
I can only admire you health freaks ;D I like to drink a lot, must be doing something right
yeah i know wot u mean i do drink more :P
I drink, just not all the time any more ;D Getting paid £40 an hour gives an incentive to stay fit lol
Got to get plenty down in the heat ;D
Is it just me that thinks that sounds rude ;D
lol :P
No then :-* ;) ;)
Cancelled golf due to doctors appointment, got a call from the surgery cancelling my appointment but too late to go to golf
This has got to be the longest day in the history of long days my god it's going on forever!! :o ::) ::)
Quote from: The Dark Princess on September 22, 2014, 14:00:54 PM
This has got to be the longest day in the history of long days my god it's going on forever!! :o ::) ::)
Bit like Spurs playing soccer then Dave :P :P :P :P :P
Bored is not even close
Nothing am good
Still mind numbingly bored
Gonna have a nod am stuffed
I might go for a drive before I climb up the walls in here ;D ;D
Mi eyes keep closing
Go sleep ;D ;D Catch you later gonna go for some petrol ::) ::)
Might just do that ;D
Drivers...what else? ::)
Nowt really
Not much this evening
Some rubbish on other threads ;)
Nothing yet
Same here
Think it does ;D
i think some ppl aint got any manners >:( >:(
You tell em VR ;D ;D
Had an argument with a brick wall with in my car and came off worse
Quote from: vr46 on September 23, 2014, 09:10:28 AM
i think some ppl aint got any manners >:( >:(
Like who? Me again >:(
Annoying people ;D
Quote from: DaveW on September 23, 2014, 09:54:08 AM
Had an argument with a brick wall with in my car and came off worse
Oh no :o Hope your ok and car not to badly damaged :'(
Yeah hope you're OK mate. Regards mate
Makes a refreshing change lol :-*
I am fine, I was dropping my granddaughter off at the Ford repair centre, when I went to turn around I didn't notice a two foot wall that jutted out. I scraped against it but managed to do £2,000 damage to my car.
gutted
Aww no :'( :'( Gutted for you :'(
Really sorry Dave. Important thing no-one hurt
I know, it's terrible that :'(
Sorry to hear the bad news Dave, if you had a Hyundai i40 like me, theres a camera on the back and you could see where your going.
Glad you or yor your granddaughter were not hurt, afterall, its only a bit of metal at teh end of teh day, human life is more important.
Say hello to Jenny for me.
It's Baltic!!! Fire on, heating on, fluffy jammies on, still cold :'(
Banties losing
People not replying to their messages ::)
Not that Bob again is it ::)
Not pming him pics I hope ;D
I would never do that to you...I`m a good girl ;D
oh aye, I noticed that ::) ::) ;D :-*
Im too busy ,i dont get on here that often now ,nowt worth looking at ,just slushy love stuff ;) ;) ;)
Aww give me a kiss Bob :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Well said Bob, time to stir things up a bit ;D
Nobody likes a stirrer isn't a good look in a man, and don't give out what you can't take back ;D ;D
Oh we can take it ;D
What exactly are you stirring?
Dunno yet ;D
Just me then
And Can ;D
So I'm not allowed to talk to anybody who's been there for me over past few weeks without getting slated. He's away next week think anyway
Of course you are allowed to talk, we wouldn't be able to stir it if you didnt ;D
Funnily enough it us quite difficult for me to catch him on here anyway I'm not usually on late at night
My 8.30 appointment is late after I've spent last hour trying to dry my trainers out >:(
Nothing so far
my poorly trotters
Babes trotters playing up ;D
hahahahahahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
Thought you'd like that ;D ;D
i did its very good that one, except i dont have hairy toes and have pink toe nails ;D ;D
Can sez ya do ;D
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Jon, you don't want to pi$$ H off, see what she did to the last guy
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LOL Can to the rescue. She'll be ever so proud of you. Might even swoon ;D
:o :o :o :o :o lol..............and i wouldn't put my arms round a mans neck i'm only a couple weeks off getting my kick boxing black belt ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-* :-*
I thought you were nibbling mi ear ;D
hahaha prob whispering something in it ;D ;)
Yeah like '' buy me a wine''
there you go see, now you're a man that knows ;D ;D
I had a rough idea ;D ;D
;D ;D could just go a wine to but i cant
Nuisance phone call
my husband was meant to be in at 3 but still isnt here and i cant go home >:( >:(
Said he was going to the pub ;D
he will have a severe limp and talking with a lisp ;D ;D considering he put on steves at 13.09pm aprox he was getting ready for work ;D ;D
Must have taken a detour ;D
prob gone to the Docherty gypsy camp down the road to find a new wife ;) ;D
Wonder if he could get me one as well. About 25 years old would be nice ;D
is quite scary that site :o :o a 25 yr old girl there would have been married about 10 years lol
Think your wrong there H, they get married around 12 or 13 :o :o :o :o :o
not on that site they dont ive been to a few of the weddings until i developed an allergy to them about 16 here :o
i'm going to get stuck in rush hour traffic now :'( :'( :'(
Oh dear, a takeaway for tea then ;D
This forum ::)
Yep know what you mean ;)
So do I ;D
Nothing much
same here
We are the original grumpies ;D
nothing so far
Same here alls good
nothing worth mentioning
been busy
Nowt really
Quote from: PigintheCity on September 25, 2014, 08:23:40 AM
We are the original grumpies ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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That's us ;D
lol ;)
Bobs the grumpiest ;D
haha won't be tomorrow when goes on his jollies
Bet you a fiver he falls out with someone on the plane
after a few vodkas ;D
Nothing today. Looking forward to Ryder Cup
If they are sat in my seat i will ;D
I know you will ;D ;D
Stupid pics coming out too small ::)
Tell u later
OK then, see you later
Nothing...I`m super fine ;D
That's splendid news. Cold cleared up? :-* :-*
No,thats still there ::)...I was meaning I`m happy inside ;D..although,don`t you think this week has gone quick? ::)
Its flown, can't believe we've been back a week
Glad it didn`t go that quickly while we were there ;)
So am I ;D
back home in this coldish weather
Comes as a shock don't it VR
sure does :P
You'll be OK when you get back to work Monday ;D
same as before
wots up h.r then
doesnt matter now, i'm in a better mood not been a bad day after all ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
oh bless thats better :P
i took my frustrations out on the punchbag :P :P
good for u :P :P
very theraputic you know :-*
defo lol :P :P
Nothing ;D ;D
Too early
The rate the grass is growing, have to cut it twice a week at the end of September :o :o :o
Punters
Referee was a gooner
Lol not seen score yet. Have recorded it. Take it you lost.
No we didn't but the ref was not consistent with fouls, too keen with his card as well - merchant banker
Is that a pleasant way of saying w@nker Dave ?
You could say that Can
Nothing
Burnt me feet ;D
Not much...yet
Working mi day off
still not a great deal
Not even a red card can upset H today ;D
Meal spicey tonight supposed to be mild with coconut milk and lime juice set me mouth on fire that made me angry wasted £1.70 ::)
Quote from: PiggyInTheMiddle on September 29, 2014, 14:28:10 PM
Not even a red card can upset H today ;D
not at all ;D ;D ;D gives me a break from posting on that for bit ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 29, 2014, 14:31:46 PM
Meal spicey tonight supposed to be mild with coconut milk and lime juice set me mouth on fire that made me angry wasted £1.70 ::)
Tight git :P :P :P :P :P
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 29, 2014, 14:31:46 PM
Meal spicey tonight supposed to be mild with coconut milk and lime juice set me mouth on fire that made me angry wasted £1.70 ::)
Try the deep fried male bird roaches & amphibians
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OH MY GOD, CAN, TAKE IT OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
terrified of cockroaches :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
won't harm you if they're dead ;D ;D ;D
Bobs enjoying them. ;D ;D ;D ;D
even pictures of them make my skin crawl, horrid creatures the spawn of the devil ???
Don't bother me, you should have seen what I had to clean out of my place when I first moved in after the builders being there, and the people showing the aparetment leaving the doors open, food all around the place.....
Hundreds of them.
All gone now :D
no, i just cannot stand them, plus my loving husband just winds me up with them, he can hold them and takes great pleasure in chasing after me with them :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
that is very nasty of young Daniel, scaring you like that. >:( >:( >:( >:(
welcome to what i am married to >:( he put one in my hair once you know, made it worse because my hair is black and i had a dark dress on so i couldn't see if it was off me, and was in a very busy bar, so im jumping around screaming my head off like a moron :o
Bunkers
Nowt
Not a lot
Too early
still nothing ;D
Quote from: H.R on September 29, 2014, 16:53:17 PM
no, i just cannot stand them, plus my loving husband just winds me up with them, he can hold them and takes great pleasure in chasing after me with them :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
don't be soft, i didn't chase after you with it, i threw it at you ;D they won't hurt you
Having gut rot there killing me
Never ::)
I know who would of thought >:(
What's wrong with your stomach? Too much spice? ;)
Not spice just change of diet always get it on holiday be right in morning,just taken some pain killers
Nowt there to see
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 30, 2014, 12:06:58 PM
Not spice just change of diet always get it on holiday be right in morning,just taken some pain killers
Same thing happens to me ::)
Not to bad now just been out had a plate of chips and a couple of cans of coke ::)
Missus had some noodle stuff 2 cans of beer and a 2lt bottle of water to take away $6 (£3.85) its criminal
Nothing as yet
nothing.....yet ???
nothing at all today :P
Same here
nothing i cant handle
So I've noticed
I am not allowed to comment on certain posts ;D ;D
That'll make a change ::)
Takes a bigger person to not bite back...good for Bob though very proud of him
(should i lock it)
Nothing today, awesome day actually, website paid out for the month
Off to Amazon
27" monitor
New pc chair
Avermedia streaming card
Mic setup and amp
Here we come!
So proud :D
Just been shown on Facebook. Site called Corralejo we love you, a pic of Corralejo taken in 1960. Just wondered if there were any geniuses who could post it on here. Please.
not on facebook, i googled it but dunno??
Its definitely on face book. Google ' Corralejo we love you' .....I think ::)
i have??
Oh dear I've probably messed it up ;D
hahaha it could be a closed group on there and only registered facebook users can see it, so prob why i cant, i deactivated mine about 6 years ago ;D
Google, its fourth one down. Select photos/pictures of Corralejo. Its the 3rd one along.....I think ;D
if i type in Corralejo we love you skyscanner is the fourth one down?
You mean this one? :-*
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Yep that's the one, amazing ain't it
It has certainly changed ;D
Its very popular since we started going ;D
Yeah,we livened it up a bit :P
We should get a freebie next year ;D
I`m still waiting for my letter from Ryanair ;D
Well don't hold ya breath ;D
I always expect nothing...so anything is a bonus ;D
You just never know your luck ;D
Nothing has made me angry today ;D
Me neither, its been my best day of the week :-*
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 01, 2014, 22:13:33 PM
Me neither, its been my best day of the week :-*
Is it cos its Hump Day? :P
Hasn't been so far ;D
You still have an hour and a half :P
See you've been moaning about your flight on Corrie we love you ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 01, 2014, 22:35:53 PM
See you've been moaning about your flight on Corrie we love you ;D
Thought you didn`t do FB? ::)
I'm trying to learn ;D like that Corrie bit. Just found I've 781 friend requests. Don't even know that many people ;D Then there's 1000's of folk I might know
Are you gonna join? ;D
Think I already have ;D
I`ll send you a friend request...if you can find it among the thousands ::)
I'll try mi best ::)
Can't find it ;D
I haven`t done it yet...lol ...is yours the one without a pic? ::)
No I think there's a pic not sure, try both
I`ve sent one to the one without the pic,I`ll have an another look ::)
Think I've just confirmed it will ::)
You sure have ;D
Is that it then, what happens now?
Pmsl...its up to you,what you do,I play a few games ..do you like Poker?
Yeah its OK used to play online against the yanks, they're rubbish ;D
I`ll try and invite you...there are loads of games on there,some people just use it to be nosey I think :P
Like looking at their photos ::)
Think I've replied ;D
Nowt yet
Its so dark in the mornings now :(
Nothing yet
Nowt yet
Spilled mi brew
Nowt yet
not a lot
Car repairs not up to standard, have lodged a complaint
Thought youd pranged it again for a sec ;D Get em told Dave
They replaced the door skin, think that they should have replaced the entire door - it is about 3 mm different to drivers door which may cause problems when I trade it in.
yep they should have replaced complete door. Go get em Dave
They are taking it back in on Monday
Only got 10 gecko,s on the ceiling had 11 last night ,maybe ive eaten one in my curry ::)
I love geckos. Not to eat tho ;D
Nothing
certain old ppl who drive like its sunday afternoon on a motorway >:( >:(
Ram em off the road ;D
i might have to with the truck >:(
Nothing at all i am in a good mood
That's good then ;D
;D its very good
Think H is going to dump Can for VR ;D
Your only saying that cos cans not here ;)
she wont do that :P
"She" is a good girl and very loyal :-*
sorry h.r :P
Sometimes ;D
Mostly ;)
not playing golf today
Getting your car sorted I presume
this forum is a dating site and a guessing game whos who ?? and whos with who !!!! :P
all done in jest my dear :-*
oh i see :P
No they are picking it up on Monday, took Jenny out this morning
hope you had a good time mate
Dees with Jon
Helens with can
And im you Vr ;)
yep that about sums it up ;D
Bails keeps farting >:(
Phone ringing at 630. Junk call
Diddly
Leicester city >:( >:( >:(
Thought it would be Rhodes missing a penalty Bob
Not as much as letting dingles score in the 90th minute
He's not got much time for them dingles our Bob
Nowt
Same here
Still nothing ;D
Waking up at this time and just remembering its mi day off. >:( off back to kip. Night all
Hahahaha that made me laugh
I have to go out in this weather :o :o :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(. Need a job where I can just sit in a warm office playing solitaire ;D
I can't sleep now ;D
Looking at weather forecast for all week ::)
Its not good is it. We need a holiday ;D
Yeah,still hot over there by all accounts 8)
Makes ya sick don't it ;D
Drunk thickos
The fact that its still raining and I still have this cold >:(
Miserable day
Captchas
weather is number two! Hate this time of year
still captchas
Nuisance them especially if your minds pickled ;D
Yeah and you've got somebody who can't cook rambling on ;D
;D ;D I like a good ramble
So does Bob ;D
raining again >:(
I'm on my own until Sunday he's gone to Newcastle to see family .....no I didn't want to go ;D Can't take daughter out of school ;)
Good thinking H ;D ;D
You know if makes sense ;D ;D ;)
been so busy >:(
Driving yesterday in all that rain >:(
been busy
same here
work >:(
nothing much
same here
PC just switched itself off :o >:( >:( >:( >:(
had a rush on
Nothing yet
6 just appeared for breakfast. Better go give the Mrs a hand. Bye H :-*
Haha catch you soon have a good weekend xx
Fire drill @ Morrison's wasted 20 mins
Having to clear a load of rubbish from my mothers, she's a hoarder >:(
Drunk and working tomorrow, when the Banties are on tele
I'm up and out to early
Will one of you two do H's 17000 am rubbish at it
I hadn't noticed ;D Leave it prob get abuse
I cant post them fangled picture thingys :(
Cans sorted it in his usual creeping way. Spectacular Helen, where did that come from ;D ;D
Because I am ;D ;D ;D
Having to delete my Instagram account >:( :'(
If you say so ;D :-*
Too many spectacular pics on it H ;D
Settings not good on it when your meant to be private >:( His ex, me and Lauren saw enough said :'(
Told ya the rubbish them things
I hardly had anything on it but, never mind, she was prob jealous of one I did put on, go on a diet then love and get of your opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body ;D ;D
Pardon ;D
Hahaha I said Ar$e ;D
Didn't think you used such words, ya not as spectacular as I thought ;D ;D
In real life I bet I would shock you ;D I'm always getting told off for swearing :P
Harriet Harman the hypocrite
S
P
E
C
T
A
C
U
L
A
R
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;D ;D ;D ;D
Its Monday and raining really hard >:(
People saying they are off then posting on other threads ;) ;) ;) ;D
Feel number two
Grey and wet again for mi day off
Pressure from customers >:(
Nothing
The weather
Aye its a bit iffy
Weather is number two and I feel like number two
I have loads to do today ::)
Nowt yet
Nowt
not a lot
Still nothing
Struggling to get everything in my carry on bag
Penny pinching again ;D
Still got my cold
Got a new phone, can't take back off it ::)
hahahaha thats where long nails come in handy
customers
Phones doing mi head in far too technical for me. Told em I only wanted a simple one
Nowt really
Can't even send a Bloomin text
Apple something. Really complicated. Only wanted a simple thing to call and text. Honest took me 4 hours to put all mi numbers in
Was it an iPhone ya YB ?
There are lots of shortcuts for your numbers if you use your email account.
Quote from: Can the Man on October 16, 2014, 00:10:54 AM
Was it an iPhone ya YB ?
There are lots of shortcuts for your numbers if you use your email account.
Lost me already I'm afraid :'(
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) Once again...men!!!!
Lol at Jon ;D Maybe you should just have something like this ::)
(http://cos.h-cdn.co/cm/14/25/640x377/53a0645ba74ff_-_cos-old-person-cell-phone-xl.jpg)
Same here Jon cant be a.r.s.ed with these complicated phones ,get a new works phone next week ,that will be fun ,i think the phone company are going to set everything up for us or they would all be put in a drawer the amount of blokes at our place who have no idea,phone,text thats all i need
Well said Bob,at last we agree ;D Same as watches, just tell mi the time so I can see it. What's point in one been waterproof to 200 metres, I only have the occasional bath
Just for Jon and Bob
(http://www.thepotteries.org/photo_wk/phot_of_week/telephone_box_hanchurch.jpg)
(http://www.pressloft.com/images/bank/666/m/526201_m.jpg)
Nothing
Nothing
Diddly
Nowt
Still nothing
Nothing
Leinster Rugby making hard work of Wasps
The word "Monday" ::)
As above.....and the weather is number two
Small writing
A very stupid woman in Morrisons >:(
Not in Sproughton
Yes Dave ::)
That used to be my local shop (Solar then) when we lived in Sproughton village a few years ago
Yes ,I remember Solar ;D
Torn ligament in my wrist
Still trying to suss mi phone out
Dodgy internet this morning >:(
Nowt yet
Diddly yet
Quote from: dee-dee on October 21, 2014, 17:36:07 PM
Yes ,I remember Solar ;D
Your not THAT Old Dee are you ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
I dunno? How old you thinking? :P
nowt
This family is cursed.....I have torn the ligaments in my wrist and NOW my husband has broken his fifth metatarsal in his foot :'( :'( :'( Accident today .....for gods sake going on holiday Saturday >:( :'(
Anything else this week?
Nowt
Quote from: H.R on October 23, 2014, 18:20:59 PM
This family is cursed.....I have torn the ligaments in my wrist and NOW my husband has broken his fifth metatarsal in his foot :'( :'( :'( Accident today .....for gods sake going on holiday Saturday >:( :'(
Anything else this week?
The poor Ryan's looks like you are cursed :-[ :-[ :-[
Still nowt
All is calm for now
still calm ;D
Wines helping so all is fine
Glad to hear it H ;D
Helping very well ;D He can hardly walk now... Why do I find that amusing ;D
Think the last punters gone. Might risk locking up early
Have a drink ;D
Might do. It was the day of the Wigan funeral, think I deserve one ;D
Do you know what area they was from?
Ive forgotten, they were fairly posh though, never a chance of owt kicking off
I would say the Swinley or Haigh area ;D
Haigh sounds familiar or is that you, dunno,
My significant other lives there, I'm moving :D ;D Nice golf course so I hear
Nothing footies been a laugh
Knobs >:(
Nothing today
Where's my Knobs post from last night ?.
What's all this talk about knobs :P
Knobs are making Dee angry, so I put up a post last night asking Dee had she a problem with her knobs, somebody has removed it.......
Was it rude ;D
Top effort even if I say so myself
;D ;D ;D
Camper van parked outside my bungalow. Just like Sales Farm
Quote from: H.R on October 24, 2014, 13:35:53 PM
Was it rude ;D
No, I just asked Dee what was wrong with her knobs, if you want to take an alternative meaning from it then thats your dirty mind ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I mean Knobs are Knobs, but then it depends on what they are attached to :o :o :o :o
Yes I do have a naughty mind today ;D
you need to be spanked
Ooo err haha
Take a cold shower Can ;D
No, you'd enjoy it too much.
Haha xx
(http://www.globalgoodgroup.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ho-ho-ho-xmas.jpg)
That's better ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Actually getting me in the Christmas spirit for once ;D
Too early for Christmas spirit
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/ScroogeFirst.jpg)
HAHAHAHAHA
(https://d1466nnw0ex81e.cloudfront.net/n_iv/600/1150197.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRrVEMrcme83SGUGAdTe61G3DJ5vG1XcOohZusl_-AJA9OQ-ZjlpA)
(http://www.wilsoninfo.com/christmas-clipart/scrooge-4.gif)
200bn euro bill for uk. bet there happy at the top of the board
Quote from: H.R on October 24, 2014, 14:33:04 PM
(http://www.wilsoninfo.com/christmas-clipart/scrooge-4.gif)
Didn't work H
I think you meant this one (http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/topic-frontend/7/2/5/79725_v1.jpg)
What didn't work, I can see it?
I can't :'( :'( :'( :'(
Maybe its being blocked by company server.
Try this one (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2TyeIbNrsL6dhCJvdpaHcsxN6ynOVlX64GASiUoh6R5YjQ70J-A)
It's only Scrooge holding a flickering candle.?
I copied your code, and it is blocked by my company server. Must be a dodgy website.
Only googled Scrooge and looked at images lol
Email from Ryanair >:(
Nothing in a very good mood
Nothing, Im very happy
Quote from: dee-dee on October 24, 2014, 22:18:56 PM
Email from Ryanair >:(
Are they sending you a nice fat cheque Dee ;D
God bless ryan air ::)
Having to change the clocks, why don't they leave them alone
Wonder if mi Princess is rich today. Good old Ryanair
People who flap at airports everything's a dam issue, just get on with it and shift out of my way ;D
Nowt
Both my team and my fantasy team, new captain got sent off so ended up with -2 points
We all got that wrong then ;D
Moaning idiots
We certainly did Dave, thought mi Princess was loaded ;D
She is, a lady of leisure ;D
Ya pushing it ;D Can see a slap coming ;D
Nowt
She wouldn't hit a defenceless old pensioner ;D
Some one impersonating me in Caleta
Dentist at 9
Thank you :-*
Mine and Jons posts are about level...but know he will hit his next one before me ::)
Nothing
Quote from: dee-dee on October 28, 2014, 07:20:55 AM
Mine and Jons posts are about level...but know he will hit his next one before me ::)
I'll wait for you Princess :-*
More to life than a post count ::)
all is good
Quote from: dee-dee on October 28, 2014, 07:20:55 AM
Mine and Jons posts are about level...but know he will hit his next one before me ::)
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 28, 2014, 10:39:19 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on October 28, 2014, 07:20:55 AM
Mine and Jons posts are about level...but know he will hit his next one before me ::)
I'll wait for you Princess :-*
OMG - Pass the Puke Bucket :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
(http://outpostcrossfit.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pukie-ripped-2c.jpg)
Its called respect Canice ;D
Respect is a two way thing :P
and the respect is mutual ;D
some little s*d kicking me in the pool when I was trying to swim.
hope he didn't tear ya armbands
Dave, pull the plug out of his inflatable ;D
Still no joy with Ryanair ...don`t think I`ll be getting any compo out of them >:(
Still no brew >:(
Too cold to get out of bed til the heating kicks in ;D
I have no words for that ::)
Problem solved. Got it now
I need to have words with Lisa ;D
She makes a cracking brew ;D
Nowt, diddly, naff all ;D
Its Bloomin cold
iPad did an update and everything has gone off it :o About 100 holiday pics, bookmarks I'd saved, music, film downloads, videos the whole dam lot :'(
What no pics. Can will be gutted
Weather, there are clouds
and its clear blue skies here ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 29, 2014, 12:43:29 PM
What no pics. Can will be gutted
Done a few today.....gutted though dunno what it's done :'(
Yeah must be disappointing
All good today ;D
Just realised left 3 pair of blasters drying on the balcony in Benidorm
Quote from: H.R on October 29, 2014, 11:34:04 AM
iPad did an update and everything has gone off it :o About 100 holiday pics, bookmarks I'd saved, music, film downloads, videos the whole dam lot :'(
Did you not back up to the iCloud ?
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 29, 2014, 21:56:52 PM
Just realised left 3 pair of blasters drying on the balcony in Benidorm
What are blasters ?
Some Northern term ::)
Undies Can
Hope so, they were new before I went, only worn once, not soiled or anything :'(
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 30, 2014, 07:21:11 AM
Hope so, they were new before I went, only worn once, not soiled or anything :'(
Thats gotta be the best quote of the day :P Don`t think anyone will top that ;D
Well its true Dee ;D
If I get pi$$ed off today I will think of that :P
Quote from: Can the Man on October 29, 2014, 23:43:02 PM
Quote from: H.R on October 29, 2014, 11:34:04 AM
iPad did an update and everything has gone off it :o About 100 holiday pics, bookmarks I'd saved, music, film downloads, videos the whole dam lot :'(
Did you not back up to the iCloud ?
Not even sure how? Just started again ::)
punters waffling
Nothing yet
Too many northerners in Caleta.
Quote from: DaveW on October 31, 2014, 17:03:40 PM
Too many northerners in Caleta.
Hey is only 8 of us and 2 kids ;)
Don't worry we'll be gone at 6.15pm tomorrow
Wasn't a serious post, have a safe journey ;D
Certain drossers trying to mess up my tip thread >:( Do it on your own ,not mine ::)
Just childish Dee dont rise to em ;D
I won`t Bob ...takes more than that to wind me up ;D
Nothing much
Stuff i know about but not putting on here ,all i can say some nut jobs about
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 01, 2014, 07:48:10 AM
Stuff i know about but not putting on here ,all i can say some nut jobs about
About what? Can't just leave it at that
Too dam busy, can't even av a 10 min brew in peace >:(
I have a list of irritants
Quote from: H.R on November 01, 2014, 08:55:51 AM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 01, 2014, 07:48:10 AM
Stuff i know about but not putting on here ,all i can say some nut jobs about
About what? Can't just leave it at that
oh yes i can ;D
Must be about the add above his post for Gay men's clubs
http://www.googleadservices.com/pagead/aclk?sa=L&ai=Cr0ececRUVKLjDpH_8QO_nIHIAdPN8p8G46Wbn6MBChABIM2l9gFQw42U3vv_____AWD12uqD_A6gAbWb_9sDyAEJqQIRhtERmAW1PqgDAaoEpgFP0Hr4WvKF7bLlpC4FLsuc_nFCbQ9Sw77WcJmnLUuqtBnB6FjnX1-uAzlZTG5OJBfo5UYu1irp5l8T1MC8e7ByOQJu40NWAmwSL40tns9iBbBC7bg5qMI1qXQBXaviP-rI1egqyooBGeVlWT-TSY_s6iNCF1krqTu63W7qaButswOXogcopFOAoN6HI9fFVKvYsqNgNmflN0ri0V4Lu6Y8fdJ_x3JxiAYBoAYu2AYEgAez5IAk&num=1&cid=5Gh5w51kGWV0sCCFKiRdH96l&sig=AOD64_0Ve-MtM3IJWGp2ZXC-XTwCXjVsgw&client=ca-pub-2979296867064170&adurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.clubtorso.com
oh it is :-X :-X :-X
What then, playground bullshi!?
insecure people soon get upset, it f**k all to do with you ;) ,so dont worry yourself ;D ;D ;D ;D
jesus christ :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
Never said was anything do with me, just wanted to know what it was that's all so get off your high horse and spill the dam gossip ;D
no :-X
God man what you doing ..... Just a hint
my lips are sealed and not a word more :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
Meanie :'(
(http://www.orkugifs.com/en/images/smiley-sticking-tongue-out_1843.gif)
Sounds like it's my football, and I'll say who plays with it or else I'll leave with it. ::) ::) ::)
All my neighbours going home, gonna be quiet around here
Quote from: Can the Man on November 01, 2014, 16:20:42 PM
Sounds like it's my football, and I'll say who plays with it or else I'll leave with it. ::) ::) ::)
Sounds more like keep ya nose out ;) ;) ;) ;)
Your tone has become very negative today Bob, got a tooth ache ?
No ive a pain in the opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body :(
Anusol or Preparation H are good remedies :D
That wont work im afraid it due to the tear in the protective sac around one of my discs in my back which is leaking onto the nerve endings causing the pain around that area and all down my right leg
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 01, 2014, 19:31:48 PM
That wont work im afraid it due to the tear in the protective sac around one of my discs in my back which is leaking onto the nerve endings causing the pain around that area and all down my right leg
Sounds painful Bob think you need a few vodka and oj's
Im tempted but the pills im on forbid ;) ;)
People on here who think they know everything ::)
Im in total agreement with you Dee ;) ;D
I always agree with Dee ;D
Its the best way ;D
Nothing yet
Same here ;D
Northerners doing cheap post to bolster their posting counts
Totally agree
So does Jon
And Dee ;D
There is another one, they know no shame
Aye
Stop it
Ok ;D
Just agree :-*
My posts are always informative and mostly never just one word ::)
Yup
Aye
Agreed
You`ll both be in trouble :P
Appen ;D
Maybe ;D
They are still at it, do they have no shame
Ryan air discounting fares for Jan 2015 by 25% a week after we booked for Malta >:( >:(
Not booked mi Jan flight yet, if I decide to go
Where?
Corrie will be on mi own, Lisa no time off left
Well its genuine sale our flights only £80 now
Blimey that's good
Yeh so have a look
Nothing today
Nothing
Getting stuck in traffic >:(
Nowt yet to early
Stock taker at 830. Could have had a proper lie in
These adverts on here are supposed to reflect your viewing history....I can say I have never looked at a website to do with hair transplants >:(
Stop being bashful dee nowt wrong with a new syrup
Your G might have done though ;D ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on November 06, 2014, 22:25:23 PM
These adverts on here are supposed to reflect your viewing history....I can say I have never looked at a website to do with hair transplants >:(
Where are these adverts Dee ;D ;D
I`m getting Baldys history ;D
I've got one offering 700+ Thai girls, I've only ever ordered a Chinese takeaway
You not into Thai? :P
Prefer Chinese. Beef curry and chips with a pancake roll
Isn`t curry,Indian? ::)
Like me spring rolls
So do I dunked in curry sauce
But curry is Indian,not Chinese ::)
They have Chinese curry, don't they, its yellowy and not as hot
I don`t wanna go out in the wind and rain :(
The chinese curry from our chinese in the village is bloody hot
Yeah but you're a curry wimp ;D
not from me thats from Michelle and she likes her curry hot
Stupid people ::)
Too early
Nothings made me angry had a good day
What about your lost posts Jon?
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 10, 2014, 23:50:12 PM
Not bothered Dave, believe it or not was never about posts to me. Just enjoy the banter. Unfortunately some people turn out to be lonely tossers, can't be helped, but hey dross goes on
Yes..dross will go on ;D
Yep nothing makes me angry im on holiday
Oh except for a few tossers,well if a moderator can used such disgusting language im sure i can ;D ;D
Long live dross ;D ;D
Down with the tossers
Christmas ads on TV already, it is much too hot to think about that
Aldi ones doin mi head in already ;D
I love christmas i really do ::)
At least the Xmas threads disappeared ;D
Silver lining
Until some muppet starts one again ;)
Well it wont be Kermit over here ;D
Good
old Waldorf might start one ;D ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 11, 2014, 20:10:13 PM
I love christmas i really do ::)
When I was working one of my colleagues put Bah Humbug on my computer screen, not a fan of Christmas. Loved it when I was a kid, it is all too commercialised now >:(
I like christmas pudd ;D
I like Christmas fare but it doesn't like me, I get chronic indigestion on Christmas Day with all of the rich food
Don't mind Morecambe and Wise
I enjoy the films, Home Alone, Wonderful Life etc.
My favourite thing is sprouts ;D
Wouldn't like to be in your house, what with both you and Bails letting rip ;D
I love `em :P
Shall we start the Christmas thread on 1st December? ;D
Thats when it should be allowed in the shops 1st Dec
Agreed.
Yup
Aye
You are right there
That's unanimous then ;D
Exactly
aye
yup
You've got the idea Dave ;D
If you can't beat them join them ;D
Aye
glad you agree Bob
yup
Think you are milking it now young Jonny ;D
But ive 3000 to make up you've only 600 :'( :'(
Thought you would have done a manual correction by now with all your powers
All corrupt in Yorkshire
I will have the resurrect the 87000 one soon
we'd have done your big 30th by now :'( :'(
I am sure my count is still shrinking
Its not only your count mate ;D ;D
Nothing,its all good today ;D
am away wi the fairies today
Rain ::)
Rai for the last few days. Hope its off over the weekend
Forecasts not bad for Mon my day off. But oh how it can change ::)
Too early
The thought of Bale moving to Chelsea, they will turn him into a diving cheat
LOL. Hilarious Dave. Best post for ages ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: DaveW on November 14, 2014, 08:20:06 AM
The thought of Bale moving to Chelsea, they will turn him into a diving cheat
Still making me chuckle Dave ;D ;D ;D
That moaning stupid cow from Towie. Good riddance ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 19, 2014, 22:33:04 PM
That moaning stupid cow from Towie. Good riddance ;D
Been on the ale what ya prattling on about
I smacked my elbow last night,right on the funny bone...it wasn`t funny :(
The weather
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 19, 2014, 23:15:04 PM
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 19, 2014, 22:33:04 PM
That moaning stupid cow from Towie. Good riddance ;D
Been on the ale what ya prattling on about
I'm a celebrity Bob. Some stupid thick Cockeneeee tart.
SHE IS NOT A COCKNEY
Well she speaks like one
No that is an Essex accent
Woah woah woah its not a problem where she is from the problem is why are you watching craaaaaap like that and why are you admitting to it ;) ;) ;) ;D
Wife makes mi watch it :'(
Missed last night's as was watching the apprentice, now that is sad
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 20, 2014, 19:06:33 PM
Wife makes mi watch it :'(
Thats fair enough Jon you have my sympathy ;D
Struggling to explain meal name to my northern friends who are stuck in the 1950s ;D
Its only the posh that dont understand ;)
who in there right minds have dinner at night ::)
Southerners
Strange bunch
Aye
yup
You lot will never learn
Lost tv signal just as celebrity starting
Nothing,its been a good day ;)
This bad weather there is no end to it, had to wear a coat yesterday
Id like to say i feel sorry for you Dave ;D
The weather again >:( >:( >:(
Got half way to the restaurant for DINNER and the heavens opened and got soaked. Had to go back home and have takeaway delivered
The moral of this story is
take ya brolly
Looks like we are having rain all day ::)
The partt next door making a phone call at 4 am and talking very loudly for an hour.
Keep telling you Dave you need to move to a civilised area ooop north of the island ;D
Give me a holiday maker next door any day of the week
Stop been a moaning Southern whinger then ;D
Cobblers
Ya sound like Steptoe ;D
Until they start bonking ;D
Who Dave or the neighbours
Used to like Steptoe
Having to go to work ::)
Nowt yet
Too early
Stool I was sitting on to do some drilling disintegrated. Can't trust these Chinese shops
Working since 5, been a long un
Cut my finger yesterday and smacked it again today and got blood everywhere ::)
Having to go 25 miles for Physio ,will have to get this changed
Nowt much
No tv channels, can't watch apprentice
Physio contradiction chiropractor jesus no wonder people cant get better
Spike chipping in on Bobs thread
Hey hes my mate ::)
well ya don't use a car park to walk up a volcano, just not authentic ;D
Not unless its got legs ???
picnic area, jeez Bob you going soft ;D
Nice and peaceful up there away from it all
If you say so ;D
No good for you no bar ::)
I ave asked that question ;D ;D ;D
You'd have the shakes ;) ;) ;)
Am frightened of heights ;D
Thinking about yesterdays traffic jam >:(
Too early
Nowt yet
Damp miserable and cold again
Turn the heating on ya tight git ;)
Never, am going to suck a fishermans friend ;D
My effing leg its killing me
Poor old thing
you watching spurs game bob, itv4. Play suspended pitch invasion ;D
Was watching in the pub
Ground half empty
a bit cold for cockeneeeees tonight Bob
Who invaded partizan ?
Yep, softie stewards couldn't catch em ;D
Soft cockenees letting to country down :(
Glad theres not a war on ::)
Like eyeties march backwards
Got it in one Bob ;D
Puffs
Just scraped a 1-0 win
Nowt yet
the weather again
not uktv then ;D
It was OK last night and this morning
paid ya bill then ;D
Only pay once a year, due in January
You'll tell mi owt ;D
Trust me ;D
All mi fantasy injuries. Gonna have to lose 12 points to get a team out
Got soaked to the skin walking back from lunch
Hope your dinner was nice then ;D
My dinner was very nice thank you, we eat in
Its the 1st of December
My washing machine has burnt out >:(..don`t fear,new one being delivered this morning ;D
Brown Windsor soup
Why are you angry at soup? ::)
All calm here
Quote from: dee-dee on December 03, 2014, 07:19:14 AM
Why are you angry at soup? ::)
Cos its doing mi head in, somebody wants it as a starter, never heard of it
I`ve never heard of it either ::)
Had to make it ourselves. Google and Jamie Oliver to the rescue ;D
Whats in it and was it nice? :P
Diced lamb and stewing steak, seal off in butter add flour and beef stock. cook with parsnips carrots onions and spuds, add bit of chilli powder. separate meat. puree veg in liquid shred the meat, put back in stock, add madeira wine just before serving ;D ;D
It sounds alright,did you like it? ;D
It was OK. Prefer Heinz tomato ;D
Only ever have tomato soup ::)
Just seen the weather that I am returning to on Wednesday
Are you ready for the shock,Dave? Has been freezing ::)
Mi fantasy team
Some k n o b yesterday right up my boot...was gonna stop and ask him if he wanted to come in >:(
Woke up too early
The lights coming back on in the Spurs Europa League match
The weather :(
I will second that
Being busy
Nothing yet ;D
All these people who love christmas ;) ;)â,,ï¸â›,,ï¸â,,ï¸â›,,ï¸â,,ï¸ðŸŽ...ðŸŽ,,ðŸŽ...ðŸŽ,,ðŸŽ...
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on December 16, 2014, 07:14:31 AM
All these people who love christmas ;) ;)â,,ï¸â›,,ï¸â,,ï¸â›,,ï¸â,,ï¸ðŸŽ...ðŸŽ,,ðŸŽ...ðŸŽ,,ðŸŽ...
DITTO
Shut it you too..and get in the Christmas spirit :P
I cant ;D
Bah Humbug ::)
Well said Dee, I agree entirely ;D
Colleague moaning about her workload yet just spent 90 mins talking about her wonderful brats !!!!!
My putter not working
sprouts
People moaning about Christmas ::)
Christmas songs, sick of hearing em. Yes I do know its Christmas, why did they have to record another, its dreadful.
The choir in Waitrose was very nice, better than the cheap music in Tesco
advent calendars and the poxy bit of chocolate
People still moaning about Christmas ::)
Walnuts
Nothing today
Hazelnuts are better ;D
Only like kp salted peanuts
Fussy about your nuts...are ya? :P
Very fussy. Can't stand Nobby's nuts
What about a cashew? ::)
Bless you
Nothing ;D
Mustard
Mail online didn't load, Amazon cocked up my subscription again, had to go to the shop to buy an old fashioned paper version
Nothing, cant be angry the day before Christmas can you !!!
brown sugar
Nowt really
keys
Christmas Day has finished :(
Kettle
Wife taking picture of me in my onesie
Get em posted on here, we all need cheering up ;D ;D
Nowt yet but once we pick the drangon in law up im sure there will be ::)
Can hardly wait ;D ;D
Well she came out with a good one
She said to Michelle are you going to the funeral ,missus said no ;D F.F.S on a different planet she is
Central heating not working,still got hot water ,so not all bad
Nowt much. Mi cat died yesterday. Took mi ages to dig a hole.
Sorry to hear about your cat,Jon ::)
It was 15 and died peacefully. No vets bills
Back to work >:( Christmas was over too quickly >:(
Pot pourri
Still got Jon's cold now the missus has caught it
Get some lem sips down ya
Can only take paracetemol as other medecine distrupt my blood pressure pills
Olbas oil on ya pillow works wonders
Gotta go out in the cold and de-frost the car >:(
Peas
Yep they put peas in mi Chinese curry, they know I don't like em
Nowt yet
But the price of getting the boiler fixed yesterday >:( >:( was only here 15mins
Forgot to buy some de-icer
It is cold
snows thawing slightly tho
Coming on here to sort Jon out and he disappears ::)
no he's not ;D ;D Been busy texting :-*
Quote from: dee-dee on December 30, 2014, 13:49:09 PM
Coming on here to sort Jon out and he disappears ::)
He'd enjoy that ;D
I'm saying nowt ;D ;D ;D
The roads are crowded, everyone GET BACK TO WORk
Well said Dave ;D
People in Waitrose car park ignoring the direction markings, get back Asda
Well said again Dave ;D
This ruddy cold it wont go away
Olbas oil in hot water, breathe in the fumes with a towel over ya head
Missing out on New Years Eve cos someone gave me their germs >:(
Dave, have you been snogging mi Princess >:( >:(
Dee is the same age as my daughter. ;D
Nothing I love Monday's especially as it was pension day as well
I ain't got Bob's big red button ;D
Its making me angry,if you press it it automatically brings your screen up in a box so you dont have to click modify
Awwww I want. One ;D
Think my cold is back
Nowt today. I'm on full wind down
im missing my button now its gone
Stop whining and man up ;D
Quote from: DaveW on January 05, 2015, 16:54:10 PM
Dee is the same age as my daughter. ;D
Yeah..so sort it out Jon ::) ;D
Cant take mi darts to Corrie
Did text my bestest to wish him a good holiday...but didn`t get a reply ::)
Hes to upset about his darts to worry about his princess ::) ::)
Some idiot white van man jumping the lights, don't know how there wasn't a mega smash
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on January 13, 2015, 07:41:25 AM
Hes to upset about his darts to worry about his princess ::) ::)
Why hasn`t he been on here? ::)
Think he might have pulled, there are a lot of rich widows on Saga trips this time of the year ;D
Listening to these southerners on Jezza kyle quality ;D
Don't watch that cr*p
Its total cr@p your right
Jezza is funny...can`t believe people go on tv to air their dirty washing ::) :P
Found mi specs in a compartment in mi hand luggage
Since I put Hazard in my team his goals have dried up
Me too. Must be saving himself for the mighty Bantams ;D
Its Monday ::)
Its cold
I like cold and frosty ..our snow didn`t last long :(
More snow forecast today
Dinner at hotel cost an arm and leg and then they added 12.5 per cent gratuity
Calm down ya on ya jollies ;D ;D
Blown me winter fuel allowance
What again ;D
Bloody roof has leaked in Fuerte and its damaged the sockets by the tv system,so gonna have to get the roof sealed not a simple job with the roofs up on Tamaragua ,thats a few thousand â,¬,s out the window ,its all bloody cost these last few months,new setee,new reclining chairs ,new fridge freezer ,new frying pan ???,got how am i supposed to go on 6 holidays a year with all this expense :(
Hazard and Sterling both score in cup, can't do in the league and help my fantasy team score
Poor old Bob and Dave :'( :'(
Thanks for your support in these trying times ;)
You're more than welcome ;D
Some K N O B driving today..cut me up at the lights,then he overtook a learner on a bend and then went through a red light all in the space of 5 mins...wish I could of reported him >:(
Southerners eh no etiquette ::)
No consideration for others. Wouldn't happen oooop here.
Quote from: dee-dee on January 21, 2015, 23:28:49 PM
Some K N O B driving today..cut me up at the lights,then he overtook a learner on a bend and then went through a red light all in the space of 5 mins...wish I could of reported him >:(
Don't you mean her ;D
Must have been a woman ya quite right Dave ;D
Quote from: DaveW on January 22, 2015, 19:24:23 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on January 21, 2015, 23:28:49 PM
Some K N O B driving today..cut me up at the lights,then he overtook a learner on a bend and then went through a red light all in the space of 5 mins...wish I could of reported him >:(
Don't you mean her ;D
Was a man ::)
Facebooks not working ::)
Its cold again
Not here Jon 8)
Pleased for ya Dave
Mi laptop chargers packed up
Nowt
Makes a change ;D
Bowyer at Rovers got to go
Costa not being sent off, probably will score for Bob this weekend
Yep and I don't like his coffee either >:(
I call it costa fortune coffee
You would ;D
Don't do angry when I am out here
Except when you've randy neighbours ;D
I`ll be angry if it don`t snow ::)...I wann see some ;D
I'll send you another photo. Sick of the stuff
Nowt
Pieros not showing the Spurs match, wasted walk
Banties not been shown in next round. 5 fa cup games on TV think we deserved to be one of em.
Snowed yesterday but it didn`t lay ::) and should of snowed in the night but its raining :(
Off sledging this aft ;D
You don't want a photo then ;D :-*
Have you got loads? ::)
Its gone quite a bit. A couple of inch now. Will have all gone if we get your rain
Think I`ll have to move up North ;D
Finally the lady's seen the light ;D
Bertrand send off scored me -1 points
Sam here dave plus hutton conceded 5 goals
The only plus with the gooners was Corzola (or whatever his name is) scoring and getting me 17 points
Its Monday ::)
Nowt wrong with Monday
I like Mondays. Day off
Nowt much
diddly
The cold weather
It's lovely here
You turn up for people and they just go back to bed ::)
The weather again
Quote from: dee-dee on February 04, 2015, 07:31:09 AM
You turn up for people and they just go back to bed ::)
I was cold Princess ;D ;D
excuses
I love mi duvet ;D
Idiots at work put the wrong time on my appointment letter so i was an hour late so couldnt be seen >:(
Hope you told em Bob
Why worry its another day off work ;D
That is very true ::)
Wheres the snow at? :(
Missed Dee again. She's useless ;D
Trying to register for online billing with Movistar - their website is pants
Get em told Dave
Will have another go tomorrow
I've every confidence in you ;D
Got a sore throat and blocked nose ::)
Starting work at 5
Not much
Traffic bad this morning
Cant watch BT sport out here, they take my money each month
Get em told Dave
I was wondering if you can only watch by sport from your home on a pc unlike Sky Go
No idea mate, Ask at the top, someone will know
The workman's damaged extension lead caused a short and knocked out my electrics, had to call an electrician to replace a trip switch
Nowt
Nothing today ;D
Dee disappeared the moment i came on >:(
So did Bob
Im logged in all the time so you dont know if im here or not ;D
No one around this morning
Oops wrong thread
My friggin mate forgetting he was coming round to do some work
Muppet and hes been told ;D
diddly
Mi phones taken some sorting, now using an old Nokia I had stuck in a drawer
Be safe with the old Nokia brick :D
That's just what it is. Make calls send texts. Nowt else ;D
Cant go wrong
Aye its a lot simpler
Bloody northern wind up merchants
Dont know whats hes talking about ,but he is drunk so we will forgive him eh Jon ;)
Yep we must make allowances. Not a bad bloke if you catch him sober ;D
No I am not drunk
Just a bit tiddly :D
Its the problem in fuerte so many ex pats are struggling with the booze
At least he's sensibly gone to sleep it off :D
And at least hes no stairs to deal with
Missed mi Princess
The clouds have returned
Nothing much
Think they might be building on Baileys favourite field >:( Wheres he gonna poop now?
Have to train him to use your bathroom
Great advice Dave ;D
Just seen that Steve Strange has passed away only 55 :(
RIP. My era was Visage
Fade to Grey ...RIP :(
(http://nothing%20yet)
its totally faded to grey ;D
. ::)
1.Are you doing it now?
2.
My browser went off just as I posted, took what I'd written and just left the faded grey box, thought it was quite apt.
And yes Bob you can't beat a bit of moonlight serenade ;D
the amount of dogsh1t on the walk today was even on the footie pitches i crossed >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
England 70-5 morgan out for a Duck
Spending Valentines day on my own :(
England cricket rubbish. Two Yorks Australians did well tho ;D
potty poo poo went on today stoke fans fighting with police and steward ,some woman was taken off on a stretcher ,got well tasty ,
Chorley and guiseley both missed a real chance to close the gap
Them two on Place in the Sun yesterday >:(
Didnt see it dee
Not those two with the dog. Bonkers they were
No,it was a new one filmed in January this year ::)
Theres a thread about it in General Chat ::)
Yeah its been on loads of times since Jan
Going to watch it later, sounds that they had no intention of buying anything
Nope they just wanted to be on tele
number two waste of time course today
Customer care not ya strong point Bob ;D
Its all bollacks and they were told ;D
I'm sure you did mate ;D I'm. Sure you did
Nothing yet ;D
Nothing. Just woke up
Waking up way too early >:(
Same here ;D
Woke up early again ;D just missed You :-*
nowt
Salmon
Some old moaner on here ::) :-*
Couldn't agree more Dee ;D
England cricket team tooooooo many YB,s in it ;)
Good job they got half the runs ;D
Rovers toooo bad all huff and puff against a shocking niggly blackpool team
Nothing,too early ;D
Don't do angry
Nowt
The weekend went too quickly ::)
Nowt day off today
Got back from the shops and my bottle of wine got broken on the floor
Oh dear, you'll have to go back on the sherry
got some back up in the wine rack
Thought you might have ;D
Just missed Dee again :'(
My mail online wouldn't download. Had to buy a paper
Broke mi shoe lace
Spent too long on the phone trying to sort my online Daily Mail out
Been another hard day then Dave ::) ::)
Was very trying Jon
Hope you can read your mail in peace today :D
Arrived first thing this morning thanks
This cold waking me up too early >:(
Turn the heating up then ::)
Trying to transfer some money to an account in Spain ,computor says no >:( >:(
I'll take it over for you ;D
Needs to go this week will have to ring the bank up
Mi brews gone cold
Chelsea players who fall over much too easily and the winker of a ref buying it
Ya right Jon refs fault ;) ;)
We both knew it would be ;D
Cobblers
Budgies
Go put a jumper on Princess
My team selection, throwing points away
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 03, 2015, 21:46:25 PM
Go put a jumper on Princess
Jim Jams on and dressing gown,thick socks and slippers and in front of a roaring fire ::)
Roll on the Summer 8)
Sounds very cosy
Nowt yet
Steve not being on BS's list, its a disgrace ;D
Charger for me I pad broke will ha en to go into corrie see if I can find one
You'll get one no probs
Must be a Fuerte problem, my neighbour's Ipad charger broke last week
Did he get one? And where?
Improvised by charging through a pc using the usb port. I think you should be able to get one in somewhere like electron
Will check in corrie if not get the bus to Rosario
That Brian on confused.com
Nowt yet
My weekend went too quickly ::)
In a drunken Tia Maria blurrrrrrrrrrrrrr ;)
Reformed p*ss heads
Noisy neighbours part 2, talking loud into the early hours
Nowt yet
Only some penis on new bus station in corrie thread
Drossers not spelling correctly ::)
But we don't fall out down here ;D
Bob calm down dear
I'm afraid he's on a mission. There will be no stopping him
Going home tomorrow just as the weather is warming up
That's gone quickly. Have a good journey
Thanks, got most of tomorrow as flight is 6:40
I hate that hanging around
Have a good journey home tomorrow Dave
Thanks Paul
Wind up mode is in gear but no one responding
I just have ;D
So have i ;D
Nothing all is good
The dick head slagging off Caleta
The dick head slagging of Ronnie ;D
Useless doctor's receptionist
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 12, 2015, 16:25:33 PM
The dick head slagging of Ronnie ;D
I'm gonna start taking bets on how long it takes the knob to start posting in dross again, currently 8/1 before the end of the week.
Go on then Baz, I'll squander a quid ;D
The number of putts I missed today
Nowt yet ;D
US customs landed 820 got to hotel 1155 its an 11 minute drive total overkill jesus give me strength
The drunk driver that crashed into my sister then moving her into busy main road resulting in her getting hit again, 4 broken ribs, whiplash and bruises all over and a car that's written off >:( >:( >:( >:( :'( :'(
Hope he gets everything he deserves.
Hope so, just glad she didn't have baby with her
Doesn't even bear thinking about. Terrible.At least ya sis will recover and a car is just metal at the end of the day. Send her my best wishes.
I shall, thank-you x :-*
The prat at the top of the board re Caleta, MacDonalds and golf course owners
As Jon sayss you can replace a car a lifes a bit more difficult,glad see,s not seriously hurt even though 4 broken ribs is sore
Calm down Dave hes only speaking the truth
Not looked today, might have a wander up top
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2015, 10:02:47 AM
Calm down Dave hes only speaking the truth
And you should stop stirring it >:(
To be honest Dave, just sounds like he's trying to be objective.
what about the fat cats living on the golf course bit.
Quote from: DaveW on March 14, 2015, 15:40:19 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on March 14, 2015, 10:02:47 AM
Calm down Dave hes only speaking the truth
And you should stop stirring it >:(
Im very hurt by that remark ,i dont even know how you came to that assumption ,shame on you :(
My car is poorly ::)
My passenger side is full of water. Lisa puts her wellies on
Quote from: DaveW on March 15, 2015, 01:32:44 AM
what about the fat cats living on the golf course bit.
If the cap fits Dave ;) ;) ;)
We all know Dave's minted and enjoys the occasional Big Mac ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 15, 2015, 10:53:52 AM
We all know Dave's minted and enjoys the occasional Big Mac ;D
Other eating places are available ;D
Yep I believe there is a burger king
I do not like mcd's and Burger King closed a couple of years ago.
What burger king closed in Caletta :(
.£25 for 6 bottles of angry orchard cider in pub
Jesus its dearer than uk
Nothing ;D
djfw*nker at the top of the board
I'll go have a look
I think hes a good laugh myself ,gets all the starched collar brigade going ;)
The bloke is a nutter, he started off moaning about drunken brits looking for happy hour pubs now he has moved on to moaning about fat cat pensioners owning holiday homes on the golf course.
He has a chip on his shoulder, if he wanted peace and quiet away from holiday makers who enjoy a pint he should have booked into the Sheraton. I expect he went for the cheapest package he could find.
Must be a Yorkshireman ;D ;D
BS questioning the intelligence of drossers, Jon arrange for Dee to give him a slap, that is ripe for 'normal for Norfolk'
Dee give Baz a good slapping ;D
Djgringo or whatever hes called making some angry ;D
Don't think Dave is his biggest fan
Get a grip dave its only a forum
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 17, 2015, 16:04:47 PM
Dee give Baz a good slapping ;D
I think he is way past that ::) :P
Well I might nick some of his Turkeys.
3 holes closed for green work
Its got to be done mate
£500 for new glasses
Should've gone to specsavers ;D
Gold rims or what
Varifocals, light sensitive, scratchproof lenses specially coated to stopped steaming up and smearing plus a pair of sun glass same quality lenses.
Hope they don't catch fire.
People slagging of Caleta at the top of the board
Again, I'll have a look
Someone called Peggy, daft bat
Think she must fancy Bob ;D
Blind bat
Still no sign of Steve. Hope alls ok
Peggy is a nice informative lady,i think Dave as a real nasty streak at times ;)
Whats up with Steve
Yes, has he been on the other forum, I have not been on there for a couple of weeks?
She sounds like the one from Hi De Hi
He posted today on there
Steve's not been here for a week or so
Perhaps mr Gringo has upset him ,beingrude about chavetta
Think Bob has probably upset him slagging off Caleta
If the truth hurts it hurts ,mr gringo or whoever started it ???
Mr gringo sounds a nasty piece of work
I thought he was very cruel
And nasty to pensioners
Yes if i didnt know any better i would say hes from Yorkshire ;) ;)
I said that he's tight as well ;D
Aye, you are reet thar
Nowt new there then
Most sense you've ever spoken Dave
Hes learning
Slowly but surely ;D
Aye
Tha's a rum 'un
What rum and coke?
Noooooooo nooooooo noooooooo no
It means your a character
Oh
The greens today
Woman who drove into the rear of my car whilst I was stationary at traffic lights >:(
Get ya whiplash claim in. Might get a free holiday out of it
Nowt yet
Lancastrians spoiling the Yorkshire language thread with their abomination of the English language and confusing poor old Dave
Aye thi cart spik proper ;D
Thought my dream team keeper earned me points with a clean sheet to find he only fastest 13 minutes
The onternet at this place its so intermittent
Nothing........yet
Sugar sachet
Just been to a restaurant $6/£4 a pint of cider wont be going back there
That is not a problem for a globe trotter like you Bob surely.
You wouldn't have thought so would ya
got in my car to get a bottle of milk for my brekkie, rad chocker because it is raining and the school run mums in their 4 by 4s. Turned round and will have eggs instead.
Thought you'd have ya milk delivered. Ya slipping old bean
We don't drink enough, also would be messing about ordering/cancelling being away so much
Very considerate Davey
Well arrive back in Manchester an hour early 0550 ,finally got to stand 0625'no one to assist the plane groundcrew change over,so we get off plane had to wait for someone to open 2 sets of doors on way to customs,quickly through customs and on to baggage 0640 at 0645 the cabin crews bags came off and the baggage handlers got everyone of their cases off the carousel for them so we wait and wait at 0710 our effing bags come off jesus its a shambles F.F.S their were only 37 passengers on the plane
Welcome to England
And now the friggin car has broke ,the 2nd coil or sommat no idea
Nowt
The greens again, missed 9 short putts and wrecked my card
Dave's putting
It's the thousands of perforations, grrrr
Think its called hollow tining
Thanks didn't know how it was spelt
Man up Dave admit not good enough don't blame the green keeper >:( >:( ;) ;)
No MacDonald's nearby, think that's the problem ;D
Maybe the English teahouse has run out of EG ;D ;D
If we get a bit of rain the greens will improve.
I never frequent MacDonalds. Been their twice in my lifetime, once in Hartford Connecticut and once in Trafalgar Square about 30 years ago, they were universally poor and vowed never to eat there again!
Ladies day, can't do with em
Ya love em
I don't they run mi ragged
Tuesday is ladies day at my course, I keep well away.
Wish I could
In ya element all those old spinsters
Behave young Robert
The wind ruining my golf score
There's always an excuse ::) ;)
There were some very low stableford scores in today
Bandits at your place as well Dave
Wish folk would sup up and go home
BT software is useless and call charges are extortionate
Getting busy when Dee woz ere
Quote from: DaveW on April 01, 2015, 17:23:17 PM
The wind ruining my golf score
Bloody hell it was the greens the other day ;) ;)
Always an excuse Bob ;D
Shocking really
There we go southerners again ;)
I give up Bob, we're wasting our time ;D
Cut ya ties and stay true to ya roots ::)
You're so cruel, I can't dump mi Princess when she's just returned ;D
Ok let her down gently
Sorry Bob,don`t think its gonna happen ;D
It certainly isn't Dee
I`m his favourite Southerner :-*
You certainly are :-* only southern bird I've ever met ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on April 02, 2015, 21:55:20 PM
You certainly are :-* only southern bird I've ever met ;D
You little liar ;D
Tut tut would I David ;D
Yes
Maybe
Washing machine has broken
Nothing
Back to work and back on the diet ::)
Nothing. Day off
I don`t like the smilie faces not working...I can`t express myself so well :(
It is working, I can see :(
So,thats why you posted at the top....they are just not showing properly for me :(
Yep just answered up at the top ;D
Hope admin gets it fixed
I can do/see smilies Dee-Dee can't na na na na na na :-* :-* :-*
Shut it (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smackbum.gif)
Not been spanked for ages. Thanks. :-*
Can't play golf because the polluted air will upset my asthma
My smilies work ;D :D :) :-* :P
Try using them ya grumpy git ;D ;D
French air traffic controllers
Are they affecting your flight?
Yep it would have been cancelled, but been called off now. Many thanks to G for letting me know.
Thats ok Jon :-*
Having to work when its gonna be a glorious day >:(
People leaving their household rubish on the steets (mattresses, fridges etc) It was never like a few years ago >:(
Them cockeneeeees bathed in sunshine, its bloomin cold ooooop here
The sun shines on the righteous
Who said that ;D
I did
News at 6 banging on about how hot is is in Bournemouth
Well all the oldies will be complaining about the heat then
Aye it won't be long ;D
Having to part with lots of money later ;D
Tight LB ;D
Bought a new special bulb for my outside light, cost me 10 sovs and it didn't work so must be wiring problem
Nowt yet
OK will do
I can't see owt new up there
Mane diving time after time and not booked
Referee again then ::) ::)
Jon moss, last time he was ref for our match he gave man city three penalties and two of them were dives
Thought so ;D
Nowt much
Car broke down again yesterday >:(
All these political flyers
Nowt
Finding out the cost of getting my car fixed >:(....don`t know what to do for the best ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on April 28, 2015, 20:43:23 PM
Finding out the cost of getting my car fixed >:(....don`t know what to do for the best ::)
What is wrong with it Dee?
Something in the gearbox and possibly a new clutch :(
Ouch, sounds expensive
It sure does
The non-existent moderation of this forum by admin. The resident cretins are at it again at the top. Should have been nipped in the bud hours ago.
But why do people rise to the troll just ignore the post ,but your right about it should have been nipped in the bud
Some clown having a pop at dross in the gone quiet thread
And yes I shouldn't have posted
Got wet at golf
Am been bullied at the bottom
I certainly aint bullying your bottom ::)
D'ya know could have typed your reply word for word ;D ;D ;D
Mourinho putting petr cech in goal
Terry scoring
You've overtaken me though. Ivanovic assist
That was the only good bit tonight
We are a lot closer though ;D
All my strikers have dried up and Sterling has been having a bad time
Think my tactics now will be to sign Hazard and make him Capt, hoping the rest will get the points
No car til next Thursday :(
Wood pigeons eating all the food put out for the proper birds
First ladies team match of the summer
Nowt yet
Chuffing late trains in Yorkshire :o
Sat Nav took me down M6 at Brum instead of M6 Toll - stood still for an hour !
Nowt yet
Draymen came at 530 wanted a lie in
My team's inability to hit the target
And why do we always get cr*p referees for our matches
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Cobblers
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Having to stop drinking im up at 0220 again for work
Raining on mi day off
Nowt yet
Rain forecast for tomorrow on golf day
Tough old life Dave
Blackwell tunnel shut for about an hour this morning >:(
Busy all week
Missed a short putt on the 18th
Jam doughnut
why whats the jam doughnut done??
pigging rain this morning
Jam squirted down mi best white shirt
Bought 3 birthday cards and left one behind at the shop, didn't notice until I got home
Nowt really only passengers
Manure want to buy our 'arry
Quote from: DaveW on May 15, 2015, 20:45:54 PM
Manure want to buy our 'arry
We don't want him :o ;D
You don't need him
Will be off to a big club ;)
Striking railway workers
Why have they built railways in Fuerte now
We have 'un tren' in Caleta
Can just see Bob on el minitren ;D
I wouldnt pass the induction course :D
Ya wouldn't cope with all them drunken fat cat Caleta tourists ;D
And the posh golfers ;)
Spilling there earl grey all over
Aye whilst looking for 1st class ;D
Chomping there big macs ;D
Wouldn't be seen dead in a MacDonalds
Hes not denying the rest though Jon ;D
Old folk driver that makes me angry followed one for 17 miles with about 20 others hardly a passing place never no where near speed limit
30mph he does 26mph
50mph he does 38mph
60mph he does 39mph
For foooks sake ban em a fook1ng liability on the roads
You old grump Bob, remember - Speed Kills ;D ;D
Raining on mi day off
Two Spanish women next door haven't stopped talking all afternoon now drowning out Emmerdale
Quote from: DaveW on May 18, 2015, 08:28:55 AM
You old grump Bob, remember - Speed Kills ;D ;D
That old fool wouldnt get nowhere near enough speed up to kill himself
SPEED KILLS ;D ;D.
Yes and so do other drugs
Noisy neighbours don't know how to close wardrobes quietly
Nowt yet
Quote from: DaveW on May 19, 2015, 01:12:30 AM
Noisy neighbours don't know how to close wardrobes quietly
Think you need to move somewhere quieter Dave you seem to have lots of problems with your neighbours
Forum crashed
Dee couldn't have read Jon's posting on Football Season 2014/15 - sure she would have slapped his legs
Sssshhhhh knew I was safe in football thread ;D
I know that is why I thought I would stir it
Just a minute I'm a friend not a noisy neighbour ;D
Mi Princess not been on here either ;D
Will try to direct her on another post
Too Bloomin busy
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on May 19, 2015, 16:45:43 PM
Sssshhhhh knew I was safe in football thread ;D
I did see it ...this is for you (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smackbum.gif)
Princess was only fantasising ;D :-*
Did you like that bum smack? ;D
Always do when it's one of yours :-*
Nowt yet
Same here
The wine bottle foil cutter I bought in Napa Valley snapped. It was only 30 years old.
Ain't it under guarantee
Don't joke it was a good cutter
Take it back, demand an exchange
Work this afternoon,I couldn`t be bothered ::)
Finishing at 10 ain't ARF dragging
Tell `em to do one ;D
Off to do some work . Bye Dee and dastardly Dave
See you jon
That didn't take long ;D
Tintetnet on the go is poo
See you've cancelled ya strike
Nowt to do with us,traincrew not on strike
Europa cup again next season
Working mi day off
Grabbing again ::)
That money supermarket advert
It is awful, I agree
Makes me feel a bit gippy
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on May 26, 2015, 18:20:14 PM
Makes me feel a bit gippy
What t'eck thars on about :o ;D ;D
Gippy means sick, nauseous
Thanks for lesson in Yorkie Jon ;D
Tha's reet mate ;D
The forum is running slowly for me tonight ::)
(//)my browser keeps closing down, whatever that is
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on May 27, 2015, 21:30:04 PM
(//)my browser keeps closing down, whatever that is
You are funny :-*
It does, that's what its saying. Keep having to re-sign in
Forum is slow again ::)
Beef and onion crisps
im not having it that they have stained your white shirt ;D ;D ;D ;D
Na got a box delivered, all out of date, rip off suppliers
Bailey is malting...hairs everywhere ::)
A young boy in a Blackburn shirt down the café, poor little lad
Quote from: DaveW on May 29, 2015, 17:36:51 PM
A young boy in a Blackburn shirt down the café, poor little lad
Am sure that is classed as child cruelty ;D ;D
It put me off my cake as well
Could have been worse he could have been a cockeneeeee ;D ;D
Mi teabag having no tea in it
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 01, 2015, 09:17:36 AM
Mi teabag having no tea in it
If it was Yorkshire tea probably tasted better ;D
It was tetleys, never buying them again
Recommend Twinings Earl Grey Jon
Thank you, but am never gonna sup gay tea
It is an acquired taste
Daft bird next door shouting into her mobile disturbing me reading my paper
Tough old life dave
Dave are you sure you havent bought on a Spanish council estate seem to have no ends of poo neighbours
It will certainly have been cheap if I know Dave ;D
Think he should of gone for the detached private villa ;D
Agreed Dee ;D
I agree I should have bought detached, but it wasn't cheap
Should have bought in classy Corralejo ;D
Yeah,you get a better class of person in Corralejo :P
We're wasting our breath Dee ;D
You can come and live next to me Dave next door is up for sale can put a good word in for you ;D
Couple of nice young girls next door, that should perk him up ;D ;D
That's what I have already, noisy mares
Yeah but these are Thoroughbred mares from Blackburn ;D
I suppose Bob has taken them for a gallop
Hope not. Ones his daughter :(
Oops, walked into that one
And they are not from Blackburn ,they are from the Ribble Valley ,well for voting purposes they are ;D
Same difference its all t'wrong side of the hill ;D
Nothing...been a good day ;D
Obviously not read 3 word story yet ;D
Now off for a gander ::)
It was all Dave's fault ;D
Its all good ...I can take the banter ;D
We know you can :-*
Forums gone slow again ::)
Got to keep in mi Princesses good books, I've got some frollicking to do ;D
Is anyone getting a message saying my last posting was less than 5 seconds ago,so you can`t post? >:(
Yep i am ,maybe its something to do with the forum crash again last night
Yep me too, and browser keeps turning off
Yeah I noticed it wasn`t working yesterday...was it you again Jon? ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on June 07, 2015, 07:55:46 AM
Yeah I noticed it wasn`t working yesterday...was it you again Jon? ::)
Its been Ok this morning ::)
OK for me as well so far
Its doing that posting thing again ::)
Ive noticed >:(
CH coming on this morning thermostat set at 15deg its cold again can see ya breath
I see Jon just buggered off ::)
Ignorant yorkshireman dee :( ;)
Quote from: dee-dee on June 09, 2015, 07:05:38 AM
I see Jon just buggered off ::)
Had to go do some work :-* :-*
All the way from Kent to Birmingham for a medical, just pulling into New Street got an email saying it was cancelled >:( >:(
Another early day ;D ;D
Well at least they didn't play sooty with you today
Bought some new scales as our old ones broke, new ones say I am heavier than I thought
Quote from: DaveW on June 09, 2015, 18:11:09 PM
Bought some new scales as our old ones broke, new ones say I am heavier than I thought
Take them back Dave they are obviously incorrect ;D ;D
Its all that lying around doing nowt Tubby ;D
Forums playing up again ::)
It keeps turning off for me
My tooth has been playing up all night, will have to go to a dentist today
Can't you just post em off for repair
You will be joining in the Dentist post at the top of the board, more corn there than on Emmerdale
Don't be grumpy just cos ya tooth hurts ;D
Doesn't hurt now the dentist did her job
Wait for it ;D
Price the dentist charged me ;)
Oh that's coming, we all know it ;D
IATA recommending standard size for cabin luggage that is smaller than Ryanair and Easyjet, will have to buy yet another case.
BTW â,¬60 for my treatment was worth every centimo
When does that happen, might have to buy a couple myself :'(
Saw it on the news this morning since read that Ryanair and Easyjet are not IATA members so hope they don't change
I won't spend mi brass just yet then ;D
:D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D spend ya brass dont make me laugh
Behave Bobby ;D
The weather is rubbish >:(
But you will appreciate Fuerte in two weeks time Dee
Yeh tell me London bloody freezing again was warmer ooop north when we got home at 1840
Quote from: DaveW on June 14, 2015, 08:06:31 AM
But you will appreciate Fuerte in two weeks time Dee
Can`t wait Dave..have heard its very hot at the mo 8)
Just had to shift sommat that was heavy as a stone oss trough
Bloody family
Know the feeling mate
Noisy neighbours in stereo last night
Chuffing traffic
2.5 hours to do an hours drive >:(
So it was a 2.5 hr drive then ;) ;) ;)
I have a sneaking suspicion it may have been Bob ;D ;D
Bovril
Noisy birds next door
Quote from: DaveW on June 20, 2015, 08:18:28 AM
Noisy birds next door
Time to move to one of the new villas down the bottom Dave ;D ;D
Glad I bought where I did no noisy neighbours no noisy birds no noisy music no noisy sex think Paul is right ya need to move Dave😩😩😩
What when hes just paid â,¬50 for a new gate. Get real boys, this is Dave we're talking about ;D
Yorkshire beating new Zealand and dumping that Lancy wicketkeeper
Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2015, 08:47:17 AM
Quote from: DaveW on June 20, 2015, 08:18:28 AM
Noisy birds next door
Time to move to one of the new villas down the bottom Dave ;D ;D
Need to win the lottery first, I am a poor old pensioner :(
Losing me tan already >:(
A stone cracked my windscreen on the way to work this morning :(
Whinging cockeneeeeeeees ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 24, 2015, 08:08:06 AM
Whinging cockeneeeeeeees ;D ;D ;D
Dave and I resemble that remark :o :o ;D ;D
Was hoping you'd not notice ;D ;D
Too nosey to miss it ;D ;D
Dave won't see it, he's away with the fairies ;D ;D
Dave will be sorting out his post from the last 8 weeks, and getting lost in the grass that needs cutting ;D ;D
He does lead such a hectic life, don't know how he copes ::) ::) ;D ;D
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He does lead such a hectic life, don't know how he copes ::) ::) ;D ;D
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Daves a poor old pensioner he has all the time in the world ;D ;D
Don't be silly Paul, he has to do his Daily Mail crossword everyday, sometimes that takes hours ;D
Forgot about Daves crossword Jon, sorry ;D
I'll forgive you Paul😄😄👍
Had to pay the tax man 33 quid
That's disgusting, do you want us to have a forum whip round ;)
Got called into work yesterday afternoon when I had planned to sunbathe ::)
Deary me you southerners do have it tough ::) :-*
Well we do have the good weather down here.
Had to reinstall Norton Antivirus due to system error
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 24, 2015, 10:12:50 AM
Dave won't see it, he's away with the fairies ;D ;D
Just seen it! ;D
Got out of the saltmines and it was pouring down had to go to a bar and pay £1.95 for 2. Large beers and £1.10 for a double vodka ,then got the train back to Krakow where it was also raining so yep you guessed it back into the bar again,its an hard life ;D
Bloomin bubbles wrecking my pension fund
Bloomin bubbles can't trust em
The can't afford to smash plates anymore
Ya sounding like them at the top ;D
What BS being bullied
Yep that's the one ;D
Nowt yet
I`ve got a spot ::)
What a G one ;D ;D
Behave young Jon
It's ok she's blissfully unaware ;D ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 02, 2015, 10:17:42 AM
It's ok she's blissfully unaware ;D ;D
You better have one of these before I jet off
(http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smackbum.gif)
Beautiful thank you :P
Have a great holiday Dee :-* :-*
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 03, 2015, 07:28:12 AM
Beautiful thank you :P
Have a great holiday Dee :-* :-*
Thanks Jon :-* Keep an eye on FB...I`ll post some pics for ya :-*
Will do Dee. No pics of happy hour, I'll cry ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 03, 2015, 07:31:17 AM
Will do Dee. No pics of happy hour, I'll cry ;D
Will post a video of the bell ringing just for you :-*
Love ya :-*
Well I did love you ;D :-*
That's my favourite sound in the whole wide world ;D
Being bullied by the Lancashire grump ;D
Shut up ya whinging cockeneee ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D
Woke up too early ::)
Woke up too late to say bye to mi Princess.
And yeah well said Bobby ;D
Grumpy northern wasters :P :P :P ;D
Wonder who young Daves referring to, presume he means them in Scotland
Or Geordies
Plant pots
Hospital cancelled my appointment at last minute
I'd be annoyed as well
The forum is slower than Jon getting his wallet out
Behave young Dave
Who moi?
Yes you ;D
Chuffing tube drivers, £50,000 a year for 37 hours a week, and still go on strike!!
Come back Maggie ;D ;D
Just can't trust folk who work on trains ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 09, 2015, 18:46:30 PM
Just can't trust folk who work on trains ;D
Spot on there Jon ;D
Some of em even get paid overtime, greedy gits ;D
Unbelievable Jon
They should get a proper job :o ;D
Mind the gap ;D ;D
Certainly will Paul ;D ;D
Its an hard life on 35hrs a week with 33days holiday and 5 days off every 3 weekks just dont know how i cope ,just the 7 holidays this year
I would fire them all and recruit non union staff only.
Well said Maggie
Yep lock all union activists up ,put everyone on zero contract hours and watch the rich get richer ;) ;) ;)
Well said Mr Scargill
The tube drivers are on a good package, don't need to strike.
Travellers on the village green
Nothing yet
Quote from: DaveW on July 10, 2015, 13:36:16 PM
The tube drivers are on a good package, don't need to strike.
Travellers on the village green
Are they the static travellers Dave >:( ;D
Could be. There was a rumour that a100 more were turning up today so the local blocked all the accesses with their cars. Worked so far
He does have trouble with his neighbours ;D
They all have Yorkshire accents
Broke a piece of tooth off last night whilst eating some crisps :(
That Gary Lineker has got a lot to answer for ;D ;D
Nothing im good ;D
Quote from: Baldy on July 12, 2015, 08:51:57 AM
Broke a piece of tooth off last night whilst eating some crisps :(
That Gary Lineker has got a lot to answer for ;D ;D
Should carry a health warning for Gooners ;D
Not being in Fuerte >:(
Raining on mi day off
Couldn't sleep, awake all night
Them gypsies having a party Dave
No they are the other end of the village thank goodness, some have left.
Was down the local Saturday evening, the police were called to eject a few of them
All sounds good fun ;D
No it's not. The mess they are creating, using people's gardens as toilets. Any one else would locked up.
Go tell emDave ;D
They are leaving now, rumour is they are going to Bradford
I dont think we should invite Dave to the meet,trouble seems to follow him around ;) ;)
On a serious note dave know how you feel we had them a few years ago luckily they moved on after a couple of days ,the number two the left in the field was horrendous
Bob's been serious . I give in ;D
Nothing...had a good day ;D
Hope K's had a good birthday
Yes thanks Jon,shes out with friends right now ;D
Is Baz ok Dee?
I haven`t heard anything...why?
Just something Hev put on a thread up top
Just had a look, think it's been removed
I`ve pm`ed you ;D
Are you sure not got it ;D
Nowt yet
Duvet
Got a bit of a headache ::)
Hangover again Dee ;)
My golf
Foxy and Holy picking on our Bob
Im loving it ,its great ;D ;D
I knew you were ;D
Nowt yet
Same here
Raining here and sunny at Lords, bloomin southerners can't get owt reet
English cricket
Waking up too early
Realising the cost of taking a case with RA >:(
Aye it's not cheap ;D
That yorksh1te opener for England needs to buck up or buck off >:(
Name one better
Good job there is an Essex boy
Aye he bottled it. Noticed the Lancy bowler ain't taken a wicket over rated or what
Sale at Next. The winkers park anywhere making it difficult to get through especially with all the women drivers who haven't a clue.
Oh dear i think lyth might have played his last test for a bit
Disgraceful performance
Local farmer has been muck spreading. There is a right old pen in the air.
I love that rural smell, clears ya lungs
Gets stuck in your teeth ;D
Dentist cocked up the wife's appointment, has to wait another week to have tooth removed.
Ya don't have the best of luck wi appointments ::)
Got dental insurance, got their money and don't care about service. Will move to new dentist once we are sorted
Got you Vals last cup before she died. Still got her lipstick on it. Will post it off ;D
Is she coming out of it? ::)
Any more goss?
Thanks, look forward to that
Ya can sup ya EG out of it
Didn't think you wanted Goss Dee
Sounds good Jon
I do look after you ;D
You do
At least it's taken your mind off the dentist ;D
Operation stack >:(
Chuffing French :o
Bought a new shirt for my hols yesterday. when I got home Mrs noticed a hole in it. Got to go into Ipswich again to get it changed >:( >:(
Told ya not to buy from poundland
See it doesnt always pay to buy cheap ;D ;D ;D
Jasper Conran not cheap, got it replaced
Thought he was a comedian ::) ::)
He could probably help you ;D
My mates daughter has bone cancer she is same age as my daughter 23
Poor girl, hope she is successful fighting it
Heres hoping
Hope so too Bob, fingers crossed
Contractors arranged on Friday to meet me at Woodford Green this morning. I'm here at 6am to beat the Blackwell tunnel. Got a text saying not coming now, tossers :o
Reading Bobs post above, does it really matter that the contractors are not coming as planned, in the grand scheme of things, no.
There are more important things in life.
Terrible Bob, I wish her all the best for a successful fight against the illness
Yes such a shame at a young age ,the wifes sister had a friend who had it for 6/7 years in constant pain she was ,its one of the worse kinds i think bone cancer
Yep its terrible, my mates daughter died of cervical cancer at 23, they don't even screen for it til 25.
Just dont get it should be screened from 16 really but they like to say young people arent susceptible to it ,garbage really all down to cost
Yep they started a campaign to get the age lowered, 20 is the best they can hope for
And that will take years to be passed >:(
Yep sorry to say it will, at least treatment appears to be advancing, fingers crossed Bob
Aye fingers crossed
This is aimed at posts above...sometimes life can be a real b*tch >:(
It sure can Dee
The weather
Aye still raining about 19 hours now
It is cold, can't wait to get to Fuerte
Me too
The constant rain...have we jumped to Autumn? >:(
Never known it rain for so long
I was hoping to keep my tan topped up for September...I`ve sat out once since we`ve been back >:(
Think it's predicting a good August
I do hope so...it can chuck it down in September ;D
My thoughts exactly ;D
Missed too many putts today
All them kids not repairing pitch marks
Shocking just shocking Jon
England again
Be fine will be at least 125 ahead thats enough ::) ::)
That's minimum 175 ideally
112-6 told ya be fine all over tomorrow
Anderton Anderson both sick notes
Spurs not buying a new striker
no one wants to go more likely ;D ;D
That rabbit in the headlights again (lyth)
No doubt another Yorkie will take crocked Lancy bowlers place in the squad
BT Sport showing the charity shield on BT Sport 2. Didn't want the new BT European Football channel so they took BT Sport 2 away as well.
Got stung by a wasp today >:(...blooming hurts ::)
Do you want me to suck the sting out Princess
Cheeky...it went right through my jeans..first time I`ve ever been stung ::)
Rub some vinegar on
Yep so they say
I`ll give it a go and report back later ;D
Hope it works
A bloomin fly has been buzzing around and landing on mi all night. It is now deceased
I needed you on wasp patrol ;D
I tried the vinegar...it did stop hurting...its just itchy now ::)
Gonna buy some fly spray at Mozzers. This is war ;D
The hard seat on the Ryanair flight, played gyp with my back
The northerners that took over Stansted, they have wrecked the place.
Just as long as your neighbours are behaving
Their poxy dog has been barking all afternoon the little shitsu
Put half a dozen paracetamol in a sausage. That should quieten it down
Quote from: DaveW on August 04, 2015, 16:54:33 PM
Their poxy dog has been barking all afternoon the little shitsu
Keep telling you Dave you need to move it sounds like tower hamlets out there :(
He just doesn't listen Bob
They are not Preston yobbos but Spanish
A yobbos a yobbos. Kill the dog
Head a bit tender from yesterday's short time in the sun - cap today
Got to go mate, enjoy ya brekkie
Cheers Jon
Lost mi readers
Too nice to get angry
Pouring down
Fat cat, greedy railwaymen. Would sack 'em all I only employ non union staff
Are you trying to wind somebody up by any chance ;D
Nothing, its Friday so its happy day 8) (soon be Monday though)
Quote from: DaveW on August 07, 2015, 08:34:59 AM
Fat cat, greedy railwaymen. Would sack 'em all I only employ non union staff
Aye same old fat cat managers out of touch with reality bet dont even know how much milk is :(
Bet the tube drivers don't know either
My phone and internet going up 5 Euros a month
A little knowledge is a big danger one of the reason they dont want this night service is the management want them to work sat night till 6/7am sunday morning then start work again 5am monday even the work houses werent that bad pisses me off all these internet/facebook/ text to papers pricks who dont know whats going on
Rant over for now ;)
Bring back the work houses
Get him told Dave. Maggie saved us all. ;D
They only think about themselves, what about the travelling public that pay an arm and a leg so the rail workers can travel the world in luxury - they are in a service industry for gods sake.
So your telling me its alright to work all night till 6am then get up the next day at 4am to go to work ,most people on here havent even seen 4am never. Mind work nights. All jealousy good unions looking after their loyal workers thank god for them 3% last year 2.5% this year lets see what we get next year ,i bet you all wish you had people like this getting you decent cost of living pay rises
All together now
Keep the red flag flying high
Dinosaur
Dont you mean FAT CAT dinosaur ;D
Get him told Dave, am right behind you ;D
Aye all tory blue noses lot of em
It is only because you are in fact a monopoly, if there was real competition you would be out of business. You r service is overpriced, unreliable and run by a bunch of overpaid wasters.
And whos fault is it that they are overpriced uummmh oh yes the Tories who privatised everything for a quick buck ,railways are run only for the stakeholders and share holders now thats all thats at stake so before you start complaining it was you tories who started it all now its not good enough well tough nonsense,and what a silly statement your a monopoly it was privatised for open access there are at least 26 different train companies all making money for the fat cat managers,so in that case are planes not a monopoly ,buses not a monopoly taxis not a monopoly,Tories so far out of touch might has well be on Mars
Commie b'sard - what about these fat cat Union leaders sitting on their 5 star backsides in the sun when the commuters are having to walk into work.
Perhaps if you had to pay for your personal travel you might appreciate how expensive it is for poor service
Banties got hammered. Guiseley lost and trains to both games broke down
Spurs beat themselves yesterday
Ð"обро пожаловаÑ,ÑŒ Ñ,оварищ Ð"ейв
Language Timothy ;D
Mi fantasy team. Need mi subs to kick in
People >:(
Norton antivirus
Kaspersky Dave it's the future
both my Chelski players got booked
United utilities we still have to boil water before drinking it 10 days its been going on effing disgrace ,but what can you expect from a tory privatised company
Probably the union members working to rule
Profit before all else shambolic
Got to look after the shareholders
And dont forget the stakeholders ;)
Someone locked your Congrats thread Bob...so I`ll say here....
Well done :-*
Think it was Jonny the budgie smuggler
It was not me. Behave.
Quote from: DaveW on August 17, 2015, 07:57:46 AM
Think it was Jonny the budgie smuggler
Budgies and B&Q....Whatever next? ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on August 17, 2015, 07:16:25 AM
Someone locked your Congrats thread Bob...so I`ll say here....
Well done :-*
Thank you dee :-*
Creep ;) ;D
Think Jon is getting jealous
It's that nasty Bob ;D
Think he is positioning himself ready for Fuerteventura, you have a rival for Dee's affections Jon
I think you're spot on Dave. I'll be ready for him ;D
Afternoon all
Listen old man you have no chance ;) :D :D
More chance than if you unjustly evict mi from ya poxy Fantasy league ;D
Cheats and old farts never prosper ;)
Av not cheated Mrs can't be bothered that's all ::) useless women ;D
Thought yours was Arthur daley
Nope that was supposed to be hers, but must admit I've done it all ::)
My moderator finger is twitchy
Thought mi team name was quite funny tho ;D
Are you posting from your bed
Yep ;D
No pictures please
Ya safe there Dave. Deffo no pics ;D
That is a relief
Dreadful day. The gormless Mrs has a badly twisted pelvis and 3 slipped discs. Av got 2 weeks to get it sorted before doc will let her fly :'(
How did she do that,sorry but it looks like your on your own in Fuerte ,knowing what i know about discs and backs it will be a struggle
Hope she gets better soon..send her our love Jon :-*
Dunno for sure Bob, just woke up and could hardly move. Chiropractor put the 3 discs back at the top of the spine today. Then back Monday Wed and Fri next week. He's pretty confident if she responds well, we'll be on that plane. In the meantime, I'll just have to do as much as I can to help, am shi.te at housework tho. At £50 a session it'd better work.
cheers Dee, you posted after I'd typed that lot :-*
Fingers crossed for you ...get on with that housework :P :-*
Can just see jon doing the housework,hope Lisa has left you a list of what/ how to do it ;)
£50 a pop your being done mate mine was only £33
Normal price £39, but he's giving longer sessions. Don't really care as long as it works.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 20, 2015, 22:16:49 PM
Normal price £39, but he's giving longer sessions. Don't really care as long as it works.
You know hes loaded,Bob :P
Might even charter a plane with a bed on it ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 20, 2015, 22:24:26 PM
Might even charter a plane with a bed on it ::)
I`m sure someone from Emmerdale has a private jet you could borrow ;D
There used to be an helicopter ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 20, 2015, 22:28:30 PM
There used to be an helicopter ;D
Think you might need some glue for that ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 20, 2015, 22:24:26 PM
Might even charter a plane with a bed on it ::)
At least you will know how to make it up ,what with all the practice ;D
Hope the Mrs gets better soonest Jon
Cheers Paul. So do I, need mi holiday
Sorry about Lisa Jon, if you need any tips on housework or how to use the washing machine you know where to come
Nice one Dave :D
Thanks Dave. Discovered local launderette washes and irons, problem solved ;D
Forgot to put my kindle on charge last night
What a bummer ::) ::)
If only that were are gripe for the day Jon eh mi bloomin kindles gone flat ;)
I ain't even got a kindle ;D
Nor me
Av got a beano annual
Got me Viz one
I love viz ;D Swap ya ;D
Ok mate but dont tell Dave,he only has the Bunty annual to swap ;D
And the tory manifesto ;D
Ive got a copy of Karl Marx,s works
Av got king arthurs autobiography ;D
I think David would like that
Maggie gets mentioned a lot ;D
It will come back with sticky pages then
No doubt it will :o
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 23, 2015, 09:51:02 AM
Av got king arthurs autobiography ;D
You will read any old rubbish, wouldn't give it house room
No you sit on your outside loo reading it ;)
Stock market going to pot
Ah the life of a plutocrat
Seeing as most pension schemes are invested in the stock market everyone is effected and vulnerable, apart from the government employees whose pensions are underwritten by the tax payer
Very well put Dave. Wise words indeed
Thank you Jon
Euro only 1.33 ::)
I blame them split links
Wont be able to buy Jon a drink now Dee
O yes she will ;D
Oh yes she will shes a loaded cockeneeeeeessss
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on August 25, 2015, 07:03:14 AM
Oh yes she will shes a loaded cockeneeeeeessss
I wish ::)
I`ll buy him a coke ;D
Here we go will it be us GENEROUS northerners buying the drinks
Send your credit card details Bob, I would love to have a drink with you.
Whats a credit card Dave
Never had a credit card in mi life. Must be a cockeneeeeee thing
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on August 25, 2015, 17:03:47 PM
Here we go will it be us GENEROUS northerners buying the drinks
I thought Jon was on a health kick and was off the ale? ::)
Only on days without a Y in ;D
Rubbish Bob am in peak condition ;D had salad for mi tea
With chips and burger
I was gonna say kebab :P
Don't like foreign muck
What about curry,then? ::)
Nor me
Am from Bradford, curry is mi national dish
Thats foreign ::)
Not in Bradford it ain't. Tell her Bob
India is miles away ;D
You obviously ain't been to Bradford ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 25, 2015, 21:21:38 PM
You obviously ain't been to Bradford ;D
Do you recommend a visit? ::)
Definitely it's very cultural. Bob loves it
Curry local dish of the north dee ,proper curry from the locals ;D
Well said Bob
But I don`t like curry ::)
Only cos you've never had the real McCoy
Our privatised water company still having to boil drinking water 3 weeks later , utter shambles well done the Tories
Rooney gets an hat trick in champs league cant hit a barn door in league
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on August 26, 2015, 13:33:17 PM
Our privatised water company still having to boil drinking water 3 weeks later , utter shambles well done the Tories
Surprised you are not blaming the Conservatives for Blackburn being rubbish ;D
Well maggie was honorary president :(
Yorks getting outplayed by cockeneeees
But we won ;D more cockeneeees to play next, Gloucestershire at home
Didn`t need to get up early,but still woke up at stupid o`clock ::)
Mi plane took off 20 mins late, better get its act together next week
Bet you haven't got a GCSE in geography Jon
Never took it, dropped the subject in 3rd year, why you asking?
More than likely something at Ewood park tonight,must soon be beer time to dull the senses ;D
Yep it made me angry
Bank holidays
Nowt yet
Ya must have just got up ;D
Nah been up for a while ,doing some housework
Lol so you're the domestic goddess ;D
Only thing im not allowed to do is the ironing ;D
I like ironing, it's the bloomin washing machine I can't fathom out ;D
Im passed out on that and the oven and ive got an Advanced certificate for the mop bucket
Don't even know if we've got a mop bucket ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 30, 2015, 08:26:41 AM
I like ironing, it's the bloomin washing machine I can't fathom out ;D
I love washing machines ;D
Washing machines, not in my job desrciption
The weather ::)
Nothing it's raining
Mrs put CH on only to take the chill off she says >:(
My pension was not in the bank this morning
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on August 31, 2015, 18:29:50 PM
Mrs put CH on only to take the chill off she says >:(
Mine did same Bob, couldn't believe it
Spurs not buying a striker
So they havent used your pension then ;D
Missing Kats return coz I've no blooming internet
Whats wrong with paying for it :-[
It was a problem with the provider, or sommat, ya know I don't understand it ::)
The absent neighbours in Fuerte have built a 6ft high breeze block wall between the gardens cheeky t@&ts what annoys me is they owe nearly â,¬4000 in unpaid community fees will be having words with the powers that be
Don't think they are allowed to build a wall that high with out permission. Get the ayuntamiento to have it knocked down
I'll come with you Bob sort the tw&ts out. Bet there cockeneeeees ;D
Had to be up at 3am, and here I am wide awake at 2.20
No they are brummies
Well well still sort em
Well police say no charges no evidence but the company sack the lad hey ho strike next weekend ,but its all wrong Dave isnt it ,effing privatised university managers who know eff all about the environment they work in
Shocking
Burnt mi back
Why did you have to be up at stupid o'clock? ::)
Got a bit of ironing to do, before mi jogging and swimming
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 07, 2015, 07:26:10 AM
Got a bit of ironing to do, before mi jogging and swimming
Funny Fecker ::)
It's true, ya can't beat it at this time :-*
Yeah....and I drink pints of Cerveza ::) ::)
That's mi girl, we'll done Dee :-*
Its cloudy
Cloudy ooooop north as well
Nowt yet
Only 2 days left of my hols :(
Milk
Get some OT in and get another booked
I use the skimmed stuff in the pink carton its about the best of abad lot jon
Aye tried that it's less than perfect
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 13, 2015, 07:29:03 AM
Milk
Stop moaning about the milk..we all now it's number two ::) Shall we start up a business over here that sells proper milk?
We'll have to buy a cow
Yes,that would be a good start ;D
That bias referee in cockeneee land how could he not give that goal it was 2ft over the line
Rooney and Aguera.
And them as well
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on September 14, 2015, 09:02:29 AM
That bias referee in cockeneee land how could he not give that goal it was 2ft over the line
Posh Cockney land, Roots Hall next year for Bobby ;D
Long time since ive been to Roots Hall
Muppet drivers who put their rear fog lights on when it is raining >:(
The clue is in the name of the light :o
Bet they were women ::)
Nowt yet
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on September 16, 2015, 08:12:31 AM
Bet they were women ::)
Couldn't see Bob I was blinded by the fog lights :o ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Nowt really
It's mi last day :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 17, 2015, 09:53:01 AM
It's mi last day :'(
Enjoy your last day of your holiday Jon, and have a safe flight back home 8)
Its cold here Jon
Mrs is arriving on sunday ;)
Missed two short putts on 17 th and 18 th an spoiled my card
Forgetting the shops shut a 2pm needed some stain
Cheers Paul
Having to sleep under mi duvet
Tonight i will be in the house with 5 women jesus wheres me earplugs
Wish I was there ;D
Cant effing wait ,but ive got out of a trip hopefully monday the builders coming round to price some jobs up
Top planning mate ;D ;D
Only a bloke can think of that
Getting home from work,electric had been off since 8am,because they were replacing a pole outside the house...couldn`t make a cuppa ::)
Shanking
Bird seed
Quote from: dee-dee on September 21, 2015, 16:51:49 PM
Getting home from work,electric had been off since 8am,because they were replacing a pole outside the house...couldn`t make a cuppa ::)
Quite right dee get rid of the bloody immigrants
Has Dee got her own pole. The mind boggles :P
Is she a pole dancer then
Or dances in a club for poles
She doesn't live in Peterborough
She might commute
About ten trains an hour from Kings Cross ;D
That solves that then ;D
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on September 22, 2015, 17:08:32 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on September 21, 2015, 16:51:49 PM
Getting home from work,electric had been off since 8am,because they were replacing a pole outside the house...couldn`t make a cuppa ::)
Quite right dee get rid of the bloody immigrants
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 22, 2015, 18:57:01 PM
Has Dee got her own pole. The mind boggles :P
I forgot you Northerners need it in simple English ::)
An ELECTRICITY pole ;D (did make me laugh,though) :P
Red snooker ball
Forum is playing up ::)
Must be dodgy cockeneeeeees internet
Actually ours is playing up sending someone out to look at the line or sommat
Smileys don't work with windows 10 and Microsoft edge browser
Plusnets doing fine ;D
Totally gone now no Internet or land line since about 4 pm yesterday
Get ya bills paid ;D
Will give them a call again today telling them I expect a refund or I will be going elsewhere
Go Bobby. Get stuck into em comrade ;D
Having to clear up Baileys "accident" when I came down >:(
Poor old Bails :'(
Lost two balls, one new, today
Still no Internet
God bless privatisation they hope to have someone out today
Guiseley lost on tele
Thick Yorkshire c##ts how hard is it to find ya way out of a television
Very funny Robert ::) ::)
;) ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on October 03, 2015, 07:34:46 AM
Still no Internet
God bless privatisation they hope to have someone out today
The GPO would have taken weeks and you wouldn't have had broadband
Five goals for Aguero and two assists from Silva, should be off the bottom on the fantasy league tonight ;D
Why does that make you angry? ::)
Jons not speaking so I`m off ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 04, 2015, 07:23:43 AM
Why does that make you angry? ::)
Posted under the wrong thread I was so happy ;D
No one was here Princess, went for a shower.
It is nice to have a happy Dave ;D
Effing privatised companies no one turned up yesterday oh dear someone is going to get both barrels today >:( >:(
Go get em Russki
Grrrrr effing usless bast##d's rung sky up and some shitty women told me bare faced lies saying that the engineer had been and that I'd arranged for him to come in the morning lie 1 I asked what time she said 0930 lie 2 the wife was in so I asked her again she put me on hold came back and said the job had been passed to another company and they hadn't turned up lies it hadn't , had enough by now asked for a supervisor when she came on she at least told the truth that BT open reach were to busy to attend , not even a phone call to say they weren't going to attend , ive put in an official complaint but has we know it won't make any difference so when it's eventuallly fixed I will be leaving Sky
Never had a problem with Virgin,Bob ;D
Think thats the end of our Indian summer :(
Not enough people to warrant Virgin putting it in , in our village
Give em grief Bob
White collar workers >:(
Bet it gets sorted today ;D
Used his planes and trains that was bad enough wouldn't touch his comms services with yours
It will if they come before 1115 in the morning it's a joke don't turn up then can't even give you the curtesy of giving you a first job all they tell you 8am-1pm
This is war. Get stuck in Russki
Well didnt even turn up just rung me it had bee disconnected in the junction box so all ok now will sort out new broadband provider soon
Beware of BT the phone calls cost an arm and a leg. Something like 15p to ring a number plus 9p per minute even local calls
Will have to check it out later
Good old Dave to the rescue
Put my golf trolley on a 30 yard unmanned run and it crashed into an oak tree, think I have damaged its steering
Serves ya reet for been lazy ;D
We all forgot to wish Baz Happy Birthday ::)
Happy birthday Baz. Keep on acting like a 2 year old ;D
Yeah...Happy Birthday Baz...wherever you are :-*
Nothing
Happy birthday baz
Nobody appreciating Dave saving a priests life >:(
I commented on it
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 09, 2015, 20:52:52 PM
Nobody appreciating Dave saving a priests life >:(
Who do you think you are, Tom Watson?
Isnt he a golfer?
Deputy Labour leader who has been accusing ex MPs of child sex abuse. Falsely accused Leon Britten of same while he was dying of cancer.
Is Tom Watson the deputy labour leader, am confused
Yes, another trot like Corbyn and Bob. Read the Daily Mail
And a very good morning to you as well ;D
Hurt my hip playing golf Friday
Sorry to hear that mate. Take care
Thanks, might have to do some transfers as Aguero and Silva are injured again
I've 5 injured
Broke me readers look like whatsies name out of corrie,cant remember his name was in it for years
Jack Duckworth
Thats him ;D
There is a resemblance ;D
Dark mornings :(
Weather forecast
Too wet to play golf
Having a boss with me for4 hours >:(
Aye time went in slow motion ;)
Going to work in the middle of the night ::)
Shoes
Quote from: dee-dee on October 20, 2015, 05:45:16 AM
Going to work in the middle of the night ::)
That's middle the day try getting up at 0210am for work
Yeah but thas only sitting on a train
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 20, 2015, 10:08:34 AM
Yeah but thas only sitting on a train
Thats not really working...is it? ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on October 20, 2015, 15:42:21 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 20, 2015, 10:08:34 AM
Yeah but thas only sitting on a train
Thats not really working...is it? ::)
What as opposed to pulling pints ;) ;) ;D
It's an art form Bob. A real work of art ;) ;D
If you say so ;D
Spurs throwing their match away. Merchant bankers
Needing a new boiler in Fuerte ,its lasted all of 6 years
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on October 23, 2015, 03:43:05 AM
Needing a new boiler in Fuerte ,its lasted all of 6 years
Done well to last 6 years Bob, wish mine would last that long
He likes an old boiler does our Bob
Suppose I have Paul 1st one only lasted 3 years
He does tire out his boilers Paul
Not being able to get to footie today,maybe a good thing
Having trouble getting 11 players
El tiempo
Still not got properly light here
No proper lunchtime footy, only Blackburn
England's cricket collapse. Need more yorkies in the team
Bring back Lyle :(
Who the chuffs Lyle ;D
that silly yorkshite opener or whatever hes called ;D ;D ;D
Barry Wood, think you mean
The Gunners well outplayed by a bunch of flat cap wearing, pigeon racing, whippet loving, black pudding eating de da bleeders :o :o
Well done SWFC, well deserved ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 27, 2015, 11:52:58 AM
Barry Wood, think you mean
Nah that useless opener who played in the ashes Lyth ?
Well Ali has been worse ;D
But hes not an opener
Exactly. Why take Hales and not play him
Was thinking exactly the same thing today ::)
Southerners know FA about cricket ;D
Southerners know FA about FA
This is also very true ;D
gets half way to the hospital get a phone call my appointment is cancelled ,effing consultant is on holiday and they decide to tell me on the day >:( >:( ,private hospitals ;) ;)
Ya knackered, ya don't need a pirate consultant to tell ya that ;D
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on October 29, 2015, 11:36:15 AM
gets half way to the hospital get a phone call my appointment is cancelled ,effing consultant is on holiday and they decide to tell me on the day >:( >:( ,private hospitals ;) ;)
Typical leftist hypocrisy, should be dedicated to the state system ;D
my local gp (friend of the family)insisted i went to see the best all on your tax credits Dave ;) ;) ;) ;)
Well said Dave. Bloomin Commies ;D
Bet he sent his kids to Eton
Definitely a private school, with there own tutors. Posh git
thats why my lad came out of uni with top marks with distinction ;D ;D ;D ;D
He must have his mother's brains ;D
You lazy lot having a lie in ;D
Here just been taking the stuff out the freezer to the daughters old house ,freezer knackered,still got a Fridge freezer up there ,been buying new one on line
Spending ya brass again. No wonder ya depressed :'(
Aint got any :(
Don't believe ya ;D
Trust me its all tied up
Getting wet in mozzers car park
Yep raining here
And here again now
It's lashing down
Yep lashing down here
Not getting extra points for man of the match this year
Another poor weekend
Yep revival over
Old moaners ::)
Young moaners
Fortuna soft packs
English cricket
Yep keep crushing the dam things
Gala café ran out of peroni had to have tropical
Quote from: DaveW on November 13, 2015, 16:20:13 PM
Gala café ran out of peroni had to have tropical
It's a tough life Dave ;D
Nothing yet
still no Peroni until Monday
Jeez Dave don't know how your surviving ;) ::)
it is a struggle
Get a flight to Yorkshire, I've got gallons of it ;D
Probably been watered down for local taste
Don't be cheeky on ya birthday ;D
Well I know you northern guys can't handle our strong beer
Since when has peroni come from cockeneeeeee land ::)
It gets shipped from Italy to Tilbury docks in Cockeeennneee land ;D ;D
Thanks for that Paul, can see why cockeneeeeee Dave gets confused now ;D
Its his age Jon ;)
Think it must be ;D
I never said it was brewed in the south of England I was stating that northern folk cannot handle strong beer like we can
What have i said Blood pressure David ;D
Think he's having Peroni withdrawal symptons ;D
Rumour has it arrival was this afternoon
No chuffing bars around where we are staying only off licences ,bottle of vodka duly bought
Plenty of bars, iron ones, watch ya back ;D
People are ok here for jonny foreigners ;D ;)
Too cold ::)
Guiseley losing from being 1up
Guiseley are poo ;D
Spurs not keeping a clean sheet
Harry scoring
£12 for a large can of beer and a vodka oj in a cafe ,wont be much drinking this week >:(
Obviously not researched this trip properly ;D
Will be looking for a shop again i think
Sure you'll find a bottle of bootleg vodka
This bloody hotel i hate 5star places went for evening meal ( we are b& b) buffet £21 ya can crikey off mate give me sommat else
Get em told Russki
Chelsea sniffing around Dembele and Kane, hands off
Get em told Dave.
Not being able to log on to my sky sports 6 account im top of the league at work ,must be because they have banned betting sites over here,tried on the mrs phone even the hotel pc no joy
Washing machine sounds like a machine gun, Electron tomorrow
Aguera injured again
Jon not noticing my post on LAUGH thread ::)
Which one was that?
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 30, 2015, 17:45:31 PM
Which one was that?
The one about you ringing me...and not even knowing ::)
Oops did I, sorry Dee :-*
Bet I was trying to ring Dan, can't remember :(
Anything else ;)
Just can't remember Dee, did I actually say anything ::) :-*
Bloody weather messing the sky signal up
Sprouts. Little ba $£%@$
Noisy neighbour and her noisy dog came back tonight after 10 days of bliss
Keep telling ya Dave corrie is the place
Hoping her lease ends soon
Teabags
What Earl Grey tea bags?
Getting up for work at this time
Quote from: DaveW on December 06, 2015, 20:51:58 PM
What Earl Grey tea bags?
Nope we'd run out, forgot to buy some
Just about to board the plane when I realised that I had left my coat in the airport café, had to do a 200 yard dash - nearly gave myself a heart attack
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 03, 2015, 11:17:00 AM
Just can't remember Dee, did I actually say anything ::) :-*
Yes...you said is Daniel there? :P
I bet he wasnt ;D
Some tosser in a Merc cutting me up on the roundabout
Get him told Dave
Early shift tomorrow ::)
Aye starting at 4 missen
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 08, 2015, 21:01:25 PM
Aye starting at 4 missen
Eh? Does that mean you are starting at 4am?
Yep having a brew break now
My short game today
A young lady in her car parked across the entrance to a road to take a call on her mobile oblivious to the chaps she was causing to the other traffic. Women drivers.
Angry Dave meant to say chaos ;D
Bloody predictive text makes me angry as well
Xmas bloody shoppers
Muppet driving the van behind me as I was stationary on the motorway tonight was looking at his phone, smashed into me and pushed me into the rear of the car in front. Home on the back of a recovery vehicle.
A few grands worth of damage >:(
No work tomorrow :D
Hope you are OK,Paul? ::)
Yep hope you ok mate ,some complete idiots on the roads now :(
A little bit sore but ok thanks
Left my flask in the changing room, got soaked half way round and couldn't putt, otherwise enjoyable round
Bloomin Christmas didn't even have chance to sort mi fantasy teams
Miserable weather, wish I was in Fuerte
Quote from: DaveW on December 13, 2015, 11:06:19 AM
Miserable weather, wish I was in Fuerte
Get back there Dave we need some weather reports ;D 8)
Just Christmas >:(
Getting up early :(
Paying the dentist later
Mrs wants to do all the Xmas shopping and buy and write the cards. What a waste of a day off
Wrote all our cards out in October before we went to Fuerteventura so I only had to post them when we returned
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 14, 2015, 08:17:27 AM
Mrs wants to do all the Xmas shopping and buy and write the cards. What a waste of a day off
Can you get in the Christmas spirit? ::)
Been back a week and already have a stinking cold
G`s car is playing up...so I let him borrow mine...now one of my headlights has blown and of course I need to get to work in the dark ::)
Perfect golfing weather and confined to barracks because of my cold
Chuffing Christmas hurry up Dec 27
Cant come quick enough,got to sit through the trudgery of xmas day with no pub open after 4pm ,but we have been having a go at the landlord of the local to open but will see
Off to the pub at 12 Xmas day. Shuts at 2, but think the wetherspoons is open all day. Trouble is they are full of numpties in stupid jumpers and silly hats >:(
Load of alcoholics you northerners
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 17, 2015, 08:26:36 AM
Off to the pub at 12 Xmas day. Shuts at 2, but think the wetherspoons is open all day. Trouble is they are full of numpties in stupid jumpers and silly hats >:(
Wear yours then Jon and you will blend in with the crowd :o :o
I wouldn't waste mi brass on the stupid things ;D
I`m wearing mine today ;D :P Happy Christmas!!! :-*
Merry Christmas Dee :-* :-*
Can't get rid of my cold
Bloody strictly on Tv
Pile of shiiiiiiiiiite Bob. Thought you had more sesnse
Just been advised that my car has been written off :(
That's bad news, did you have a 'GAP' policy?
No Dave it was a company car
Too much traffic and dim wits blocking the junction >:(
Great is Christmas ain't it ::)
Soon be all over. Then you can enjoy Xmas day :-*
Christmas is humbug
Well said Dave
Every year I have a cold, without fail
Get some black pud down ya. I never get a cold
I would need a stomach pump ;D
Get out to the sun for Christmas then Dave ;D ;D
He won't pay Xmas prices ;D
Can`t have a Tia Maria til later as J working til 9pm and I gotta pick him up as there are no buses ::)
ALKY ;D ;D
Mrs waking me up at 9
Its christmas
Not here it aint ;D
Nothing...its Christmas ;D ;D ;D
Everything. ..... it's Christmas ;D
Rain
Mi coat
What is wrong with it?
Hole in pocket, took ages to get mi morrisons trolley token out :'(
Only got 4 more days off ::)
Not a lot
Being hassled by Bob in my dream/nightmare last night
Im not sure what to think about that ??? ??? ???
Bobby going without saying ta ra
Sun is disappearing ::)
Effing ref calling game off at 2pm
Bet ya got well hammered on old Rosie ;D
Sat down to watch the roll over draw last night and noticed my ticket was for next Wednesday, fortunately I didn't have a winning ticket.
Numptie ;D ;D ;D
People sleeping on the airport seating taking up 4 places each, nowhere to sit
Kick em off Dave
Guiseley have to have ground improvements done by March 1st or be relegated from league. Council has stopped building work, because of tree roots. Toss pots >:(
That doesnt stop them from playing like toss pots ;) ;) ;D
No incentive if we're been relegated anyway :'(
does the council own the ground
Nope we're building a new stand and they won't let us take two trees down, because the roots go under it, so had to stop work straight away
Ah well cut the trees down and we will die from all the extra gases ::)
How big are they?
Fairly big, but we've offered to plant another 4
You can move big trees ,we did it when i was head groundsman at the hotel we had a rare tree only 3or 4 in the country ,an extension was being build so it had to be moved 200yrds away
I think they're just been awkward pillocks
1st day of healthy eating and exercise plan ::)
Good luck Dee :-*
Nowt yet
Nothing ;D
Nowt
Naff all
Nowt yet
Undertakers
Cyclist on pavement nearly flattening me
Lemons
Stock markets, load of sheep
Breaking me readers
Waking up early
Man United sniffing around Poch, hands off you parasites
Get em told Dave ;D
It is not funny Jon
Sorry Dave :-*
No ale for 2 weeks
You'll never do it ;D
Your right the tablets they have give me after the op i can drink with (in moderation) ;D
No alcohol for a week as on antibiotics due to an infection after had tooth out last week :(
Sore throat ::)
Sickly lot on here
Quote from: dee-dee on February 12, 2016, 07:20:13 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on February 11, 2016, 06:54:57 AM
Sore throat ::)
Now a chesty cough as well :(
Jon will come over with his Vick ;D
Internet went down in our area last night so no TV from 7 pm last night, back now
how did you cope without Emmerdale ;D ;D ;D ;D
Will watch it on my catch up TV tonight, good system the ZTV
Ran out of tropical at happy hour
What a blow ::)
Quote from: Roary of the drossers on February 13, 2016, 11:05:34 AM
Ran out of tropical at happy hour
Why are you drinking that cheap stuff, go for Peroni ;D
Why would you drink that rubbish
Clouded over. Spots of rain
Arsenal fluking an injury time winner
Spurs getting a penalty that never was
Made up for the three that that fat useless lump of a ref awarded city at the lane last year
bit didnt clattenberg give it to spurs at white hart lane as well
clattenbergs a yiddo clattenbergs a yiddo nah nah nah ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Last day today. Spots of rain falling
Drunken Chavetta yob, throwing up and pooing everywhere in plane toilet. Had to walk to back of plane everytime. Felt as though I'd walked home >:(
More likely a Correlejo yob
Nope Deffo Chavetta. Folk who had to move from next to him, said so.
Don't think Yorkshire riff raff can afford to stay in Caleta
Probably true, but this bloke was from Newcastle ;D
Still celebrating the Chelsea match from Saturday then ;D
Newcastles near cockeneee land isnt it ?
I thought it was,but didn't want to appear ignorant
Both banties and Guiseley drawing
Thought that was a good result for you Jon
Should have won though, would have been right in the play off mix
Blooming ball would not go in the net for us then we throw it away
That number two he played half a team with one up front with 6 first teamers on the bench
Can't understand why lower teams don't play there best team at this stage
Value of the pound losing against the Euro, I blame BS.
Glad I've got mi April holiday money ;D
I transferred enough to cover my bills for the year at 1.42 to the pound ;D
Well done Dave. I got a little stash at 1.41
The Romanian officials at the Spurs match, they were hopeless
Not seen any results. Did ya win
Yes 3 nil despite the ref
Great result Dave
It was a good performance as we didn't have Harry or Dembele
Suppose man u won as well
Yes 5 -1, a teenager scored 3. They did go one down to Noddyland
Shame a loss would have been funny
My central heating is broken down, we go home Wednesday - engineer booked for Thursday
Get well wrapped up mate
Be wearing my onesie
Had a power cut 2 mins before the end of Happy Valley
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 15, 2016, 22:07:12 PM
Had a power cut 2 mins before the end of Happy Valley
Come down,I`ve got it on record ;D
Thanks Dee :-*
Watch chris gayle batter the English attack in T20 world cup
100no off 47 balls
Fantastic knock.
Some number two balling though
Quote from: dee-dee on March 16, 2016, 07:02:01 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 15, 2016, 22:07:12 PM
Had a power cut 2 mins before the end of Happy Valley
Come down,I`ve got it on record ;D
Watched it...not as good as I thought it would be ::) Did you see it?
St paddys day thats me out of the pub all the plastic paddys with guiness hats and other stupid stuff no thank you
Bloomin nutcases can't do wi em
Quote from: dee-dee on March 17, 2016, 07:10:17 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on March 16, 2016, 07:02:01 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 15, 2016, 22:07:12 PM
Had a power cut 2 mins before the end of Happy Valley
Come down,I`ve got it on record ;D
Watched it...not as good as I thought it would be ::) Did you see it?
Oi..stop ignoring me ::)
Oops sorry. Heard nothing happened in last 2 mins ;D
The sand kept on seducing my ball today
All mi teams lost. less than one's image of idealised perfection refs
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 18, 2016, 14:06:38 PM
Oops sorry. Heard nothing happened in last 2 mins ;D
Disappointing end ::)
Yep I've seen it now
Daughters coming home from Fuerte ,no job ,no house ,number two that means shes moving back in with us :( :( :(
Oh dear, bad news, hope everything works out
Spurs players picking up injuries in the International friendlies
Nowt much
attractive (to me anyway) England wt.f was that last over
Unbelievable Bob. Roy,hales Morgan, moeen ali, Stokes,all southerners all let us down. Sack Morgan. Root capt and pick team from yorks/ Lancy I say! That has rendered me with aphasia. Oh well never mind them bottleless poofters
Rory McIlroy blowing the Masters
that lad couldnt blow bubbles ;D ;D ;D
What happened to him after Michael Jackson died?
He became manager of Twatburn Rovers
Nah ya thinking of Bowyer not bubbles ;D
Don't like the cold weather
Insurance company, making it so dam awkward to get mi holiday brass back.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 19, 2016, 22:23:58 PM
Insurance company, making it so dam awkward to get mi holiday brass back.
Keep on at the Jon :-*
Insurance companies, only efficient at taking the premiums.
Some inbred slanging off Caleta again on Q&A
Quote from: DaveW link =topic=17309.msg524167#msg524167 date=1461137978
Insurance companies, only efficient at taking the premiums.
Some inbred slanging off Caleta again on Q&A
Not ROAR was it Dave?? :o :o
Sat in the Doctors 1.5 hours waiting for my appointment, when I finally got to see the Doctor he said sorry I am rushing but I am running 1.5 hours late, I said I know as I have been sat there waiting for you >:(
Would I do that Paul ::)
Some idiot threatening to top himself in front of our train
My golf, rubbish
Having to go and work in Oxfordshire for the next 2 weeks :(
Guiseley in relegation zone :'(
On those threads up top...what do they mean by the "main forum" ?
I thought this was it?
Some clever knooobheads @0430 this morning
Quote from: dee-dee on April 26, 2016, 06:59:05 AM
On those threads up top...what do they mean by the "main forum" ?
I thought this was it?
There's a website called fuerteventura. com. We were originally part of that, but think we are now separate.
My teams inability to defend corners
Sure you'd have been happy with second at the start
Not guaranteed, Arsenal have points for certain with Norwich and Villa.
NBC focusing on a dust up between Yacob and Alli, now the papers trying to get Alli banned for rest of season.
Well he did thump him in his belly ;D
Yacob said it was a nothing incident
Too cold ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 26, 2016, 15:02:32 PM
Well he did thump him in his belly ;D
Bloody cockeneee thugs ban em what ya say jonny ;D
BT can't fix my Internet until Friday so can't play golf tomorrow
BT engineer spent an hour checking out the Wifi, no problem with my equipment a general problem effecting about 50 houses. So no internet and too late to go to golf.
Been told that I wont get the internet back until the 4th May..........
Now the phone line is dead, like living in the 1950's again
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on April 26, 2016, 18:50:16 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 26, 2016, 15:02:32 PM
Well he did thump him in his belly ;D
Bloody cockeneee thugs ban em what ya say jonny ;D
Agree Bob, no time for thugs. Ruined mi fantasy team tho ;D
Still no news about the holiday...have a look at pic I posted in my thread up top >:(
Will do, hope everything works out Dee :-* :-*
It don't look too promising by paullys pic but you never know. Fingers crossed
They need to get a move on :P time will tell
As I say fingers crossed :-*
Heres another one ::)
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/13082659_10207237109899307_1221660582034119993_n.jpg?oh=e448563228b338e5ae2fe67e6d47eadc&oe=579C3A3C)
At least you can see a workman ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 02, 2016, 08:34:30 AM
At least you can see a workman ;D
Spot the workman in this one ;D
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13083161_10207237110459321_7263837944908022908_n.jpg?oh=7b64eab83902fa553a687c936688b8e6&oe=57A61D32)
By the steps, think he's got a brew in his hand ;D
No.you might need to click on the pic to make it bigger...think Spanish worker ::)
Is somebody laid down having a kip in the rubble ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 02, 2016, 08:46:57 AM
Is somebody laid down having a kip in the rubble ;D
Yeah in the little hut ;D
Losing our heads and a two goal lead
Worked mi day off to get sorted for a busy week of appointments and they've just phoned to cancel Thursday and Fridays
Dembele getting 6 match ban
Quote from: DaveW on May 06, 2016, 17:14:28 PM
Dembele getting 6 match ban
Should of been longer :o ;D ;D
Chuffing M25, slow as indulge in an intimate and personal physical expression of love for one's partner from the M40 to the M26
Quote from: Baldy on May 06, 2016, 18:22:52 PM
Quote from: DaveW on May 06, 2016, 17:14:28 PM
Dembele getting 6 match ban
Should of been longer :o ;D ;D
Come on it was Costa, if he had been damaged he would have gone down like a sack of spuds. Like to know what he said/did to Dembele.
Quote from: DaveW on May 06, 2016, 18:46:56 PM
Quote from: Baldy on May 06, 2016, 18:22:52 PM
Quote from: DaveW on May 06, 2016, 17:14:28 PM
Dembele getting 6 match ban
Should of been longer :o ;D ;D
Come on it was Costa, if he had been damaged he would have gone down like a sack of spuds. Like to know what he said/did to Dembele.
Fair point Dave ;D ;D
Team of thugs, deserve what they get ;D
It was more like a girly attack, he didn't touch his eye, not as dangerous as Fellaini's elbow
My useless team bottling. Nervous last match, hope they keep away from the lasagne.
Banties won. Play off on Tele. More brass in the coffers
Back working in Oxfordshire
Fred olsen ferries wanted 56â,¬ for a foot passenger day rtn to Lanzarote ,total rip off just because it was the fast ferry i polity refused to pay she got the hump because i didnt have a phone number to give ,also what the blazes do you need your passport to sail to another canary isle
Bob if ur stuck for a lift to the airport pop into the TOTT and ask for Christian
Sun has disappeared :(
Still sunny oop here
Paid for fast track security but took the wrong entrance and couldn't be arsed in finding the appropriate one.
Numptie ;D ;D
Not easy at 4 in the morning
Nowt yet but i know what will later
effing mother in law >:( >:(
Still no reply about the holiday...we can change hotels if we want but at a cost to us >:(
Stick at it Dee, sure everything will work out. Fingers crossed
It is cloudy
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 15, 2016, 07:31:19 AM
Stick at it Dee, sure everything will work out. Fingers crossed
Will let you know if we need help with accommodation ::)
Pack that double tent up Jon get ready to send it to dee
It's all packed and ready, got a nice little camper stove as well ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 25, 2016, 17:40:59 PM
Pack that double tent up Jon get ready to send it to dee
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 25, 2016, 18:43:32 PM
It's all packed and ready, got a nice little camper stove as well ;D
Glen got an email from the head honcho at the Dunas yesterday saying it would defo be open on time and our booking was safe ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on May 26, 2016, 06:46:13 AM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 25, 2016, 17:40:59 PM
Pack that double tent up Jon get ready to send it to dee
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 25, 2016, 18:43:32 PM
It's all packed and ready, got a nice little camper stove as well ;D
Glen got an email from the head honcho at the Dunas yesterday saying it would defo be open on time and our booking was safe ;D ;D ;D
Good news Dee ;D
Glad it's all worked out :-*
Thanks guys :-*
Having to work on such a beautiful day ::)
Chuffing boiler packed up this afternoon
England footie
Woken up by thunderstorm at 3am >:(
Forgot to vote
Got into work this morning to be told a work mate who ive worked with for 20yrs died last night :( :(
Really sorry to hear that mate
That must be one of the worst ever England performances.
Our football team...thats 90 minutes I can`t get back...could of packed my case ::)
That pompus penis Roy Hodgson
Vertonghan out for 6 weeks, will miss start of season
This weather...can`t wait to see the sun next week 8)
Boris,Gove and Nigel
No entertainment on at our club for the next couple of weeks, as the club got flooded whilst we were on the rock :(
whinging feckin golfers
Buttercups
keep changing flight times,got that many cant keep up ;D ;D ;D ;D
Losing at golf on the 20th hole :(
Five blobs, couldn't get out of the bunkers today.
Bare brick walls and dust in my house >:(
Lying useless estate agents
knowing I'm back at work the morra
Chap urinating against the wall near the beach not further than 100 yards from public conveniences. Obviously a day visitor from Corralejo.
I'm not biting ;D Typical Chavetta behaviour
Or just a southerner ;)
I don't know what nationality he was
Regular latte
Housing market seized up - blasted brexit
Mick the fish
My house still looking like a building site ...and people keep stopping to look in the skip in the front garden and skanks putting rubbish in the skip....GO GET YOUR OWN SKIP!!! >:( >:( >:(
You tell em princess ;D
Estate agents, useless
Viewers even worse
Quote from: DaveW on August 12, 2016, 07:49:51 AM
Estate agents, useless
Viewers even worse
Are you selling up Dave ?
Internet is poo in Sao paulo
Downsizing and moving to Norfolk Paul
Quote from: DaveW on August 13, 2016, 08:24:44 AM
Downsizing and moving to Norfolk Paul
Good on you Dave 8)
Quote from: DaveW on August 13, 2016, 08:24:44 AM
Downsizing and moving to Norfolk Paul
Get ooooop to Yarkshire mate ;D
Quote from: DaveW on August 13, 2016, 08:24:44 AM
Downsizing and moving to Norfolk Paul
Hes leaving me ???
Yep you've been dumped ;D
He might as well just live in Fuerte,hes there more anyway :P
Great idea. We could all stay with him for free
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 14, 2016, 08:01:18 AM
Great idea. We could all stay with him for free
But its Caleta ::)
Free is free Princess, I can put up with Chavetta ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 14, 2016, 08:18:10 AM
Free is free Princess, I can put up with Chavetta ;D
I dunno,it might be a bit of a struggle :P
Unless you can talk him into buying a mansion in Corrie :-*
We`ve got friends going to Fuerte a couple of days before us and they have never been before,so asked where they were staying and its Caleta :( Guess they should of asked for advice before hand ;D
Trip to Corralejo for them then ;D
Nowt wrong with Caleta.
No beer bikes in Caleta, reserved for Corralejo drunkards 😀
Says Waldorf and Stadler down in Cockeneeeee land ;)
Yeah,must admit,I don`t agree with the beer bike,very tacky ::)
Jon will be their top customer ;D
Lying, cheating estate agents
Quote from: DaveW on August 17, 2016, 14:56:50 PM
Lying, cheating estate agents
A bit harsh Dave :o :o ;D ;D
That was being polite
Plasterer...gone on another job today ::)...finish my house first,I`m fed up of the mess >:(
Smokers
Polluting my air space
Foxes
Still useless Estate Agents
My messy house ::)
My Spanish neighbours, disco loud music at the moment
Quote from: DaveW on August 26, 2016, 17:09:08 PM
My Spanish neighbours, disco loud music at the moment
Go round and get them told Dave :o :o
They are much worse than holiday makers
Show em how to do the Lambeth walk Dave
God it is like living in Preston ;D
It can't possibly be that bad ;D
Got a headache and sore throat >:(
Try sucking a fisherman's friend
What's mi Princess like. It's a throat lozenge ::) ::) ;D :-*
They are disgusting, rather suck my socks
Predictive text or did you mean to type socks ;D
Keep it clean Jon
Spurs not buying any decent players
Still got my headache ::)
Packing
Had to change a flight, the cost of switching the flight came to more than ditching the old flight and buying the new, when I went to do this the price of the replacement flight was bumped up. Couldn't win - thank you St Michael
drop in the ocean you bloated plutocrat ;) ;) ;)
Ironing
Chuffing t'internet keeps going down
That's what happens on paradise islands, must be tough Paul ::)
American spectators
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 02, 2016, 08:43:04 AM
That's what happens on paradise islands, must be tough Paul ::)
If I had any hair I would of pulled it out by now :o ;D
Putted like Westwood today
At least you got on the greens ;D
Sad to see the actress who played Zoe Tate has terminal cancer.
Quote from: DaveW on October 07, 2016, 01:36:58 AM
Sad to see the actress who played Zoe Tate has terminal cancer.
Very sad
Very sad for Leah and her 2 kids
Cheating Cockeneeees diving for a free kick that cost us our unbeaten run >:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 16, 2016, 08:09:39 AM
Cheating Cockeneeees diving for a free kick that cost us our unbeaten run >:(
They played Oxford not Oxford Street
It's all the same to me ;D
My buyers, buyers buyer dropped out grrrr
Very stressful time Dave, feel for ya mate
Ryanair changing free check in to 4 days now not 7...£6 charge ::)
That's why I paid a bit more, still 30 days for me ;D
You shouldn`t have to pay if you are checking yourself in ::)
You don't if you book your seats together ;D
Too cold ::)
My expensive Ryanair coffee was cold and was awful, air hostess said tough.
Quote from: DaveW on November 03, 2016, 19:14:25 PM
My expensive Ryanair coffee was cold and was awful, air hostess said tough.
Did you ask for your money back Dave ?
Of course he did Paul. Probably wants a couple of free flights as well ;D
having to go to yorkshite ;D ;D ;D ;D
We'll cure ya don't worry ;D
Quote from: Baldy on November 03, 2016, 20:19:15 PM
Quote from: DaveW on November 03, 2016, 19:14:25 PM
My expensive Ryanair coffee was cold and was awful, air hostess said tough.
Did you ask for your money back Dave ?
No would have been thrown off the plane as an unruly passenger if I had asked, so took my punishment like a man.
Too wet top play golf today
Quote from: DaveW on November 09, 2016, 09:36:52 AM
Quote from: Baldy on November 03, 2016, 20:19:15 PM
Quote from: DaveW on November 03, 2016, 19:14:25 PM
My expensive Ryanair coffee was cold and was awful, air hostess said tough.
Did you ask for your money back Dave ?
No would have been thrown off the plane as an unruly passenger if I had asked, so took my punishment like a man.
Sir Michael would of charged you for a parachute :o
Too wet top play golf today
Whinging cockeneeeeeeees. Best budget airline and you know it ;)
Cars playing up again :(
Tins of tuna
Being charged £3.40 for a pint of cider in Bradford f.f.s its not London
That is cheap, paid 4.50 in my local curry house last night
You tell him Dave, he's a tight git ;D
Broken a tooth, dentist tomorrow
Local Corrie council. RIP Happy hour :'( :'( :'(
It will only slow you down a little
No it won't ;D
You could always hire the beer bike to go to Caleta for your happy hour and not lose any drinking time
Great idea. It all got a bit complicated on mi thread up top. Brexit even got a mention ::)
I will have a look
Couldn't find, what is the topic called?
General chat. Corralejo beach bars
Orwell Bridge is closed....gonna be a nightmare getting to work :(
They are all coming through my village Dee, road is like a car park, glad I am not playing golf today
Bottles of prosecco
Quote from: DaveW on November 22, 2016, 09:40:42 AM
They are all coming through my village Dee, road is like a car park, glad I am not playing golf today
I didn`t bother going to work in the end Dave ::) Bramford Rd was still chokka at noon,so I have to make my hours up by the end of the week ::)
Southern softies, us Northerners would walk. Lazy gits
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 26, 2016, 09:24:56 AM
Southern softies, us Northerners would walk. Lazy gits
But you don`t have to go anywhere ::)
Gotta defrost the car ::)
Too cold to play golf
Quote from: dee-dee on November 30, 2016, 07:36:37 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 26, 2016, 09:24:56 AM
Southern softies, us Northerners would walk. Lazy gits
But you don`t have to go anywhere ::)
Gotta defrost the car ::)
That's got nothing to do with it. I walk to work everyday ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 30, 2016, 14:49:56 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 30, 2016, 07:36:37 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 26, 2016, 09:24:56 AM
Southern softies, us Northerners would walk. Lazy gits
But you don`t have to go anywhere ::)
Gotta defrost the car ::)
That's got nothing to do with it. I walk to work everyday ;D
Hmmm...that doesn`t count ::)
Work - he is a professional drosser
Behave young Dave
Builders
Slow play on the golf course, walked off after playing 7 holes in 2 hours
Fuerteventura it's dearer than UK for drinks
Cheapskate ;) ;D
He hasn't got you there to buy his ale Jon that is why
Only Spanish bars got cheap ale on
He goes all that way and then only drinks in German bars
That number two place i stopped sent stinging email off to booking .com
You tell em Bob
Been sat bored in shopping complex car park for an hour, wish she'd chuffing hurry up
BT are a bunch of winkers. Didn't turn up Friday for an appointment booked 6 weeks earlier. When they do turn up Tuesday could only get broadband working but not the phone..
Get em told Dave
Nothing ;D Happy Christmas ;D
Blooming Xmas adverts
The adverts about Boxing Day...lets have Christmas first >:( >:( >:(
Phone still not working, blooming BT
Lost mi undies
EasyJet plane sat at Fuerteventura airport for 4hours this afternoon due to fog at Gatwick, couldn't pick the daughter back up as they wouldn't let here out of the terminal, they finally took off at 16.20hrs.
M25 should be empty by the time they land ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 26, 2016, 08:53:14 AM
Lost mi undies
How the chuff do you lose your skiddies Jon ? :o :o
It is very cold here Paul, you are going to notice the difference
Beer delivery at 6 am
Letting in an injury time goal
Had a headache for all day so have had to postpone the family roast til tomorrow and hope my head feels better...and it wasn`t alcohol induced either ::)
Screw in light bulbs
Still no phone. Open reach are rubbish
Hope you didn't see the gooners comeback Dave
Yes, pity about the last 20 minutes
Hope Alli has a good game tonight
Hope so, Real Madrid can butt out as well
Scores a great goal, then gets booked numptie cost me a point
Ref didn't book the Arsenal players celebrating with the crowd Bournemouth the night before. Need consistency with referees
Mi bulls going into liquidation. ...again
Will become Ronnie the no bulls😀
Very funny Dave ;D
BT, they came to connect the phone again today, surprise surprise they haven't got any spare lines -same problem as 3 weeks ago. Beginning to lose my patience with them.
Go for the jugular Dave
BT scheduled to connect the phone PM today, wont happen now as we have a couple of snowflakes
Have faith my friend. Have faith ::)
The boy did a good job and got it working
Diego Costa
The team are a bunch of Mercenaries
Chuffing car wouldn't start this morning >:(
Jammy Arsenal, another that is 4 points from Burnley that they shouldn't have had, useless linos
Nice rant Dave ;D
Don't get me started - what about City's first goal, blatant hand ball - like a Harlem Globe Trotter
Go for it Dave ;D
People indicating left when the only option is to turn left ::)...you don`t need to indicate >:(
Ya do if you see an Essex chick behind you ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 02, 2017, 07:54:21 AM
Ya do if you see an Essex chick behind you ;D
People who are online at the same time as you,but don`t see ya ::)
I know missed you by 5 mins. Think mi green light stays on for about 20 mins never log out. Sorry Princess
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 03, 2017, 09:45:53 AM
I know missed you by 5 mins. Think mi green light stays on for about 20 mins never log out. Sorry Princess
Ok...I will let you off :-*
Missed mi Princess again by 10 mins
Couldn`t post on here yesterday kept saying error...report to admin...yeah,good luck with that one :P
Think Jon broke it Dee ;D
Kept saying same as Dee at my end. Think forum went out on strike in sympathy of Bob ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 07, 2017, 09:09:36 AM
Kept saying same as Dee at my end. Think forum went out on strike in sympathy of Bob ;D
Whats up with Bob? ::)
He's on strike ;D
It is cold
Cheating Gooners, should be a handball team
Ya ranting again ;D
Quote from: DaveW on February 13, 2017, 08:02:18 AM
Cheating Gooners, should be a handball team
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Nothing...all good here,G did well,lovely snowflake Pandora charm :-*
Next door's rattling headboard
It must be the mating season
Quote from: DaveW on February 14, 2017, 08:16:39 AM
Next door's rattling headboard
Ah memories Dave 🛌🛌 😂😂
Very distant memories Paul ;D ;D
Don't have a headboard in the back of a model T
Can`t get the heating to switch on :(
Lol Dave ;D
Keep warm princess :-*
Chilli's
They are good for you Jon, keep you regular
Just chopped up lots of em, washed mi hands,but still burnt mi lips an hour later
Nothing,all good at the mo ;)
Man flu and got a busy weekend
Feel much better today, thanks Dee :-*
Downgraded to women flu then 😄
10 weeks of road closures outside the train station starts today...guess where I have to drive everyday to get to work? >:( >:( >:(
Quote from: dee-dee on February 20, 2017, 07:19:15 AM
10 weeks of road closures outside the train station starts today...guess where I have to drive everyday to get to work? >:( >:( >:(
Glad I moved to Norfolk ;D
Lost a £1 coin down settee can't bloomin get too it
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 20, 2017, 09:12:41 AM
Lost a £1 coin down settee can't bloomin get too it
Tightwad :P
Spent an hour yesterday trying to get it. Given up now ;D
Probably one of the forged ones anyway
That makes me feel better Dave
Radio keeps going off station >:(
Bloomin white over up here, didn't see this forecast
Terrorists :(
On Sunday our automatic time setting alarm clock did not change for BST so we had to manually advance it.
For some reason the dear device decided to add an hour this morning getting me up an hour early!
Thought you said morning all earlier than usual ;D
No laughing matter
Definitely not Dave we know how much you need your beauty sleep ;D
A water leak in the kitchen ruined our new flooring.
Quote from: DaveW on March 31, 2017, 18:19:07 PM
A water leak in the kitchen ruined our new flooring.
Get the insurance forms filled out Dave :(
The builder is going to replace it, it is the inconvenience and disruption that is the pain.
Well you do nowt all day. It'll keep you occupied ;D
Won't be able to vote in the general election as will be in Fuerteventura
Quote from: DaveW on April 18, 2017, 11:25:46 AM
Won't be able to vote in the general election as will be in Fuerteventura
Postal vote Dave, keep Mrs May in 👍👍
Won't be here when it arrives, if Jeremy gets in I won't bother coming back 😄
No chance of that Dave, even I'm voting Tory.
Fed up with hearing about politics ::)
You will be come June ;D
They have started up the top of the board again, bar stool preachers boring the pants off everybody with their expert opinions 😳 Will keep away from there.
Aye me too
Too many roadworks in the town >:(...sort the pot holes out ::)
Less traffic in Norfolk Dee
Quote from: DaveW on April 20, 2017, 07:31:46 AM
Less traffic in Norfolk Dee
I`ve had to resort to driving through Bramford and Sproughton so that I can avoid them...it was doubling my travelling time ::)
Used to live in Sproughton, happy days
Never even heard of Sproughton ;D
A small village west of Ipswich on the river Gipping
Quote from: DaveW on April 21, 2017, 08:50:53 AM
Used to live in Sproughton, happy days
I love Sproughton and Bramford ;D
Thanks for the info ;D
Chuffing wifi went off at midnight on Friday :o
Bloomin foreign countries Paul ;)
That slime ball on Emmerdale....Jon,please tell me he gets his come-uppance >:(
She should have stuck with Paddy. Perhaps the vets will give him the doggie op ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on April 25, 2017, 07:24:11 AM
That slime ball on Emmerdale....Jon,please tell me he gets his come-uppance >:(
Still waiting for Jon to see this ::)
I dunno will make enquiries
She should have had him arrested the silly woman
It's only make believe ya numpties ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 27, 2017, 22:13:56 PM
It's only make believe ya numpties ;D
Yeah but some people think they can do stuff and get away with it >:(
Shes got to get him arrested ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 27, 2017, 22:13:56 PM
It's only make believe ya numpties ;D
Don't spoil it for us Jon;D
Still in it for a while, eventually does a runner and so does Rakesh
Trying to do my tax return but their system keeps on crashing
You need a good accountant. Send it oop here ;)
Whens it gonna warm up? ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on May 05, 2017, 07:12:10 AM
Whens it gonna warm up? ::)
[/quote
Next Tuesday when I get to Fuerte ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 04, 2017, 17:59:20 PM
You need a good accountant. Send it oop here ;)
Not my accounting skills it is the HMRC computer system developers problem
Radio keeps going off station ::)
Lost mi specs
Nope on a beer barrel ;D
Nowt much apart from a slightly offside goal
Spurs gifting Hull a goal and losing Hugo the golden gloves
Cars speeding down our road now the speed bumps have been removed. They are maniacs
Quote from: DaveW on May 25, 2017, 20:44:14 PM
Cars speeding down our road now the speed bumps have been removed. They are maniacs
We get that too here Dave,Bramford Lane has speed bumps,so lets treat ours like a cut through race track :(
We are OK in our Norfolk property as we are in a Cul de Sac
Cockeneee nutters, you all need to chill and slow down.
No they are mainly Spanish nutters
Didn't know Norfolk had a large Spanish community.Learn something every day
Quote from: DaveW on May 26, 2017, 08:01:12 AM
We are OK in our Norfolk property as we are in a Cul de Sac
Wish we lived in a Cul de Sac ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on May 29, 2017, 07:40:25 AM
Quote from: DaveW on May 26, 2017, 08:01:12 AM
We are OK in our Norfolk property as we are in a Cul de Sac
Wish we lived in a Cul de Sac ::)
It is great, our last house was on Ropes Drive in Kesgrave which is the main road through the village - it was murder at school run time
Bloomin kids
Bloomin lazy scrummies ;D walk to school like I used to
Well said Dave. Our local school run is just the same, I'd blow up all 4x4 vehicles
Got another Yorkshire mob to replace Hull
Proper Yorkshire team. Full of ex Banties. Oop the Terriers
Broadband at home been down since Saturday, can't manage my house remotely.
Bloomin technology ;D
Nothing ;D
It is back, only down 4 days - good old BT
Murdering scumbags
Quote from: Baldy on June 04, 2017, 10:09:47 AM
Murdering scumbags
Here here Paul. Thoughts with all
Quote from: Baldy on June 04, 2017, 10:09:47 AM
Murdering scumbags
Stay safe Paul in the capital :-*
Stay safe everywhere.
Haven't won a penny on the lottery since the numbers increase. Forgot to buy a ticket yesterday but would have won £50 plus a lucky dip.
Unlucky Dave ;D
The birds in the garden are eating the feed too quickly, getting magpies, pheasants, wood pigeons jays and rooks. All the small birds have gone awol
Manure wanting our Harry. Hands off
Chinese people next door got building works going on, it's not the noise that bothers us it's his chuffing whistling out of tune 😙 😙😂😂
People not replying to your text ::)
Think you are in trouble Jon
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2017, 14:34:58 PM
Think you are in trouble Jon
Yeah,where is he? Hope hes Ok? :-*
Where are you Jon boy?
Been thinking how to reply to Dees suggestive text. OK Princess, I will if you will. :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 03, 2017, 22:57:49 PM
Been thinking how to reply to Dees suggestive text. OK Princess, I will if you will. :P
Ha ha...Ok then,September it is :P....Glad to see you back :-*
Have a good flight and a great holiday :-* :-*
Couldn't get it up this morning, blooming whirly lines are useless
Too much information old boy ;D
When I take it back I will tell the woman I have an erection problem
Lol you do that mate ;D ;D
Quote from: DaveW on July 04, 2017, 10:03:00 AM
When I take it back I will tell the woman I have an erection problem
Is it an age thing? 😂😂
Yes Jon warned me 😄
Behave. Hope you gave em some grief
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 04, 2017, 09:57:39 AM
Have a good flight and a great holiday :-* :-*
Thanks Jon :-* :-*
Dees next report will be from outside the Corintia beach bar
and no Jon to keep her on the straight and narrow ;D
Impossible she's beyond redemption
Cackling women wish they'd all go home
have you noticed when you are out on the course women's voices travel a greater distance - especially in the middle of your backswing ;D
Nuisance. Avoid at all costs ;D
New Doctor Who is a woman, William Hatnell is turning is his grave
Just not on Dave. Glad I don't watch it
I don't think I would survive a week at work now in this PC world. Nobody has a sense of humour these days.
You two are being very sexist on your last few posts ...good job there is no-one down here who gives a number two :P :-*
Not being sexist, the doctor has always been a man. She can't turn the tears on to save her when the Daleks or Cybermen attack ;D
She won't cry. She's a Yorkshire lass
Got woken up 4 times in the night...headache ::)
tinternet is poo
Nowt much. Good to see mi mates back
Dropped my phone, broke the screen and phone no working 👎👎 £45 later all working 👍👍
£134:80 for lunch for 4 won't be going there again
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 24, 2017, 16:14:36 PM
£134:80 for lunch for 4 won't be going there again
How much of that was booze 😄
2 pints coke 2 pints Peroni. Extortionate
Small change to a baron like you Jon
Must have been owned by southerners jon mate
Aye robbing Italian southerners
Useless ref, cost us a win on tour
We're off another season another useless ref ;D
He was awful
They always are ;D
Cost us a win
Wheres the sun gone? ::)
Norfolk 😎
Send it back Please ;D
Sunny oop here as well 8)
Essex players in England team, spoils their chances of winning the county championship
Jeez tell me about it. Yorkshire had it toughest of all, no argument surely old bean.
Fed up of this weather :(
Not long now Princess til we can go romping. Where's Baz recently BTW.
Too bust trolling on Facebook :P
I'll tell him what you said ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 28, 2017, 07:14:35 AM
I'll tell him what you said ;D
I`m not scared of him ...hes a pussycat ;)
Lol. Got to go Dee, been a pleasure xx
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 28, 2017, 07:19:31 AM
Lol. Got to go Dee, been a pleasure xx
Have a good day,speak soon xxx :-*
Rumours - Barca after Delle and Bayern after Dier
That would be a great move for the young lads
Maybe their pockets but not their development
Dunno Dave a more realistic chance of champions league medal
and warming the bench
Terrorists again >:(
Airport strike planned for day we fly back. Might have to squat at Daves ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 20, 2017, 07:29:41 AM
Airport strike planned for day we fly back. Might have to squat at Daves ;D
Have read on Facebook that Fuerteventura airport has since decided not to strike,so hopefully you will be Ok ;D...if I see it again I will tag you in it ;)
Don't sell draft Peroni in the Gala anymore, but can get Amstel
Thanks Dee whatever that means :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 21, 2017, 16:11:39 PM
Thanks Dee whatever that means :P
I tagged you in it,if you look on Facebook,you and L should of had a notification ;D
Thanks Dee, I'll let Lisa know
BA cancelled our daughters flight back from Chicago today 👎👎
Lost mi phone.....again
My tooth is playing up again
Non resident tax for 2015 and 2016 changed retrospectively, got tucked up for another 150 Euros
Raining and I wanna go see the test match.
Weather ::)
It is fine here ;D
Sunglasses
Looking at flights for next April...why does my birthday have to be at Easter? :(
Off to Tenerife in April :'(
Why Tenerife? What dates? 8)
Dunno really . Lisa just fancied a change, not booked owt yet.
Its my 50th next year ::)...so fancied April instead of July ;D
Gonna be pricy at Easter ;D
If we go a week later...£300 cheaper ::) and no kids....so might do that,just waiting on Ryanair to get the flights out ;D
Twisted mi knee. Hope am not staggering around Corrie.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 04, 2017, 08:23:58 AM
Twisted mi knee. Hope am not staggering around Corrie.
Just sit at the bar :P
Great idea. Will do :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 04, 2017, 08:23:58 AM
Twisted mi knee. Hope am not staggering around Corrie.
They will be saying Jon's p*ssed again
They no doubt will ::) but I'm in agony :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 06, 2017, 13:47:25 PM
They no doubt will ::) but I'm in agony :'(
Hope your knee gets better soon Jon
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 06, 2017, 13:47:25 PM
They no doubt will ::) but I'm in agony :'(
Sorry to hear that Jon, hope it is better quickly
Thanks guys. Seems fine now. I'm ready for romping ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 12, 2017, 08:39:06 AM
Thanks guys. Seems fine now. I'm ready for romping ;D
Does Dee know, Jon 😂😂
Flight a bit delayed due to French air traffic control strike then when we arrived at stansted had to wait while police escorted a drunken bird off the plane
Essex chick. Typical ;D
Nothing quite relaxed at the moment...(it wont last on the drive home)
The weather
Booked my flights for next August (same weeks as this year), price up by £120 - I blame Sparky and his little Englanders ;D
Thick grey clouds
Playing the first 3 holes in my vari-focals before I realised what I was doing wrong - idiot
Chuffing windy,woke me up to thick grey clouds ;D
Was nice and sunny while played, peed down later 😎
Wembley and Mike Dean
Windy
Still windy and a few dark clouds ::)
Watching that shower of poo at Ewood yesterday
Did ya lose ;D
Back to work :(
Pouring down on mi day off
Nice and dry here Jon 😎
Quote from: DaveW on September 25, 2017, 12:15:54 PM
Nice and dry here Jon 😎
Cheered me up no end. Thanks Dave ::)
DDP, scheduled to deliver a parcel 12 - 1pm today -sat in waiting - no show.
Looked at the tracking said no one in and posted a card through the door, showed a picture of the front door - definitely not ours. God knows were the idiot tried to deliver it? Can't speak to a human at DDP, I expect he will try to deliver it to the same place tomorrow.
Yep no doubt he will >:(
My putter, kept on lipping out
Forum went wonky for 30 mins
Fed up of this weather....missing Fuerte ::)
The amount of tax I paid on my redundancy money, almost as much as Netflix and EBay :o :o ;D ;D
I thought a big chunk of it would be tax free or have the rules changed?
Quote from: DaveW on October 13, 2017, 13:28:53 PM
I thought a big chunk of it would be tax free or have the rules changed?
£30,000 tax free Dave 🤑🤑
That hasn`t moved in 30 years then
Bloomin megaloaded cockeneeees. Whats a pension? ;D
It is called reward for talent and hard work Jon ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 14, 2017, 09:22:40 AM
Bloomin megaloaded cockeneeees. Whats a pension? ;D
You will find out in about 4 years Jon what a pension is 😂😂
Quote from: DaveW on October 14, 2017, 13:48:25 PM
It is called reward for talent and hard work Jon ;D
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You will find out in about 4 years Jon what a pension is 😂😂
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Is that when I can stop working and live my life at a beach bar 8)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 15, 2017, 08:22:47 AM
Quote from: DaveW on October 14, 2017, 13:48:25 PM
It is called reward for talent and hard work Jon ;D
You will find out in about 4 years Jon what a pension is 😂😂
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You can do whatever your finances dictate Jon 😂😂
Is that when I can stop working and live my life at a beach bar 8)
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I'm hoping my mate cockeneeeeee Dave, might donate a few quid to the pension fund
What to the richest man in Yorkshire!
The freezer got switched off, had to dump a load of food
Did you have a senior moment Dave ;D
It is a mystery Jon
They always are ;D
It is at a height above the work surface that is easy to knock, now has some tape across it
Well done Dave. All sorted. Can't beat a bit of tape.
Alfies gonna die :'( :'( :'(
Who is Alfie ?
Alfie the dog Dave. Thought you'd know that.
What in a TV program?
Thought you were the number one fan. Tell him Dee ;D
In Emmerdale Dave :'(
The beloved Dingle dog :'( :'(
Didn't know his name.
Lost a ball that went down the middle of the fairway
It's all those bloomin leaves no doubt
The price of apartments for Sept 2018...where we usually stay £700 increase >:(
Jeez. What do you usually pay Dee?
Rained while playing golf, walked off after 6 holes
Punters trying to pay in old £1 coins
They were banned from my club a couple of weeks ago then the pro shop gave me some in my change
Got given 2 by a taxi driver last night. Suppose I'll put them in the poppy appeal jar.
Think I have a cold coming
Quote from: DaveW on October 23, 2017, 18:20:42 PM
Think I have a cold coming
Get your flu jab done Before you jet off to the sun Dave 💉💉
Had my flu jab about a month ago
Forum playing up ::)
Will probably get wet a golf today
A bloomin fly keeps landing on me.
Poor old Canaries, robbed
Roadworks....fed up of seeing them and sitting in trafffic >:(
They always liked digging up roads just before Christmas, especially the A12 - used to drive me nuts
G just loves all the over night road closures at night on the A12 and now M25 ::)
Glad my commuting days are over
Quote from: DaveW on November 02, 2017, 08:37:48 AM
Glad my commuting days are over
Wish mine were ::)
A couple of doors down they are renovating an old house and building another house and everyday the builder bloke lights a bonfire >:(...dont worry about anyones washing,will ya? Knob >:( >:(
E'on they are useless
Quote from: DaveW on November 03, 2017, 07:38:27 AM
E'on they are useless
Whats up Dave? I`ve just changed over to them ::)
They are very rigid with their billing when they accept meter readings which makes it a pain when we are away when they want it and there is rarely anyone available on their on-line chat. EDF were more flexible and easy to chat to online. They also have penalties for leaving early.
Have you considered having a Smart Meter? Personally I don`t want one as I feel they are doing someone out of a job....but in your situation it would help ;)
All good ooop north
Quote from: dee-dee on November 05, 2017, 07:46:07 AM
Have you considered having a Smart Meter? Personally I don`t want one as I feel they are doing someone out of a job....but in your situation it would help ;)
We have a smart meter for the electricity, it allows you to see how much power you are using but don't see that it puts people out of work - we have supplied our meter readings for years. Even though they can read it remotely they rely on me supplying the reading. Got around my problem by getting my sister to read them for me.
I was thinking about the guys and gals that go round and take the readings...surely they are not needed now? ::)
Glad you got it sorted ;D
Fuerteventura weather looks c.rap for next week
Not very warm today
Too many Christmas adverts already ::)...I love it but its way too early :(
Playing Xmas songs in Mozzers. I asked em to turn it off.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 09, 2017, 07:25:27 AM
Playing Xmas songs in Mozzers. I asked em to turn it off.
Go to Waitrose then
Not got one round here, or I would
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 09, 2017, 12:47:15 PM
Not got one round here, or I would
We have two ;D...never been in them ,mind ::)
I think they are more geared up for wealthy pensioners ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on November 10, 2017, 07:10:31 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 09, 2017, 12:47:15 PM
Not got one round here, or I would
We have two ;D...never been in them ,mind ::)
Need to go there Dee, especially John Lewis. Will make a hole in G`s windfall 😄
Forum going slow ::)
Waiting for Jon to reply to your text ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on November 25, 2017, 07:39:13 AM
Waiting for Jon to reply to your text ::)
Sill waiting ::) ::)
He is ignoring you
What text. I deny all knowledge of receiving one :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 28, 2017, 18:23:37 PM
What text. I deny all knowledge of receiving one :-*
Lost your phone again? ::)
Replied now ;D
Blisters on my plates
It's all the stomping around youre doing. It's only a game old boy ;)
I haven't forgotten ;D
Aussies givin us a good thrashing
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 04, 2017, 09:22:49 AM
I haven't forgotten ;D
Aussies givin us a good thrashing
I`ve been on the google and refreshed my memory ;D
Well done Dee :'(
Alfie :(
Returning to the cold weather
Quote from: DaveW on December 06, 2017, 07:13:59 AM
Returning to the cold weather
Stay out there then Dave 🤔🤔😂😂
Yeah buy a mansion then we can all come
Nope missed it :-*
Internet slow this morning
It was very sad :'(
Bet they didn`t have a license for him
Travel chaos here yesterday as no roads were gritted...couldn`t get the car up the hill ::)
More Xmas shopping to do
Took me ages to get parked in the car park
Cost of postage stamps. Could've put a deposit on a house
Same here cost me £20 - big hole in my winter fuel allowance ;D
Took two and half hour to do a Microsoft update on my laptop this morning
Cheating diving banties getting injury time penalty at Southend
Jeez Dave that was the clearest penalty I`ve ever seen. Have you actually seen it ;D
Never a penalty; no not yet 😄
😆 didn`t think so ;D
Cheating northerners should be docked 20 points
What are you banging on about now ;D
Banties cheating Sarfend
Absolute nonsense and you know it ;D
Couldn`t get on the forum yesterday ::)
Weather forecast, a couple of days ago it was supposed to be 8 degrees today. Going to be a cold round of golf today.
Christmas is getting on mi breasts
Just peeled mi last sprout. Roll on boxing day.
Avoid Yorkshire if you don't like methane
Think the forums on its last legs, keep getting this page has become unresponsive message.
Not had any problems myself
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 23, 2017, 07:52:25 AM
Think the forums on its last legs, keep getting this page has become unresponsive message.
I couldn`t get on the other day ::)
Missed my target, didn`t reach 50000 by Christmas
Nothing it's Christmas Day 🎄🍾🎉🍻🍷
Wide awake too bloomin early
Sore throat >:(
Nothing. Even England had a good day in Melbourne
John's avatar - glory hunter
Correct sick of supporting rubbish. Man City are mi new team and giving me a lot of joy
You will be buying Oasis records next
See song title story thread ;D ;D
You will be watching blue movies next
Oh aye Dave ;D
Spurs not having a game mi fantasy team is in turmoil.
They are playing Tuesday instead of Saturday and then again on Thursday so you should catch up.
Hopefully. Hope Harry's fit
Hope so
Back to work ::)
Me boasting that I didn't get a cold this Christmas - well I have now
Mi budgies are moulting feathers everywhere
A14 /Orwell Bridge shut....that will be Ipswich at a standstill then >:(
Bloomin wind howling all night
Quote from: dee-dee on January 03, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
A14 /Orwell Bridge shut....that will be Ipswich at a standstill then >:(
My old road (A1214 Martlesham - Ipswich) will be chocker today then, glad I am missing that ;D
Quote from: DaveW on January 03, 2018, 10:50:30 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on January 03, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
A14 /Orwell Bridge shut....that will be Ipswich at a standstill then >:(
My old road (A1214 Martlesham - Ipswich) will be chocker today then, glad I am missing that ;D
It was shut for 17 hours Dave ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on January 04, 2018, 07:23:23 AM
Quote from: DaveW on January 03, 2018, 10:50:30 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on January 03, 2018, 07:28:09 AM
A14 /Orwell Bridge shut....that will be Ipswich at a standstill then >:(
My old road (A1214 Martlesham - Ipswich) will be chocker today then, glad I am missing that ;D
It was shut for 17 hours Dave ::)
My daughter wasn't happy it took her 2.5 hours to get to work. She is a community midwife and home visits around Ipswich so she had a painful day.
They need to sort something out ::)
Bloomin whinging cockeneeeeeeees ::)
Road works >:(...on all the major routes into town...then you get to them and theres no one working on them >:( >:( >:( makes my blood boil >:( >:( >:(
My post going astray
Letter sent two weeks ago has gone awol, had to send it again
My old company on the verge of collapse
Banties losing at home again
Boiler not on when we got home, chuffing freezing â,,ï¸â,,ï¸
Quote from: Baldy on January 14, 2018, 21:38:08 PM
Boiler not on when we got home, chuffing freezing â,,ï¸â,,ï¸
Wearing your onesie then Paul
Ooh you can be cruel. Pauls had a bad weekend
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 15, 2018, 16:29:43 PM
Ooh you can be cruel. Pauls had a bad weekend
Thanks Jon, it's bad enough coming back and to a cold house, along with the pop Gunners performance, and no onesie to wear 😂😂
I`m sure Dave will lend you one of his ;D
Got a bear one, very warm
Another planned closure of the Orwell Bridge tonight and for tomorrow mornings rush hour >:( >:(
Can't cockeneeees build owt reet
Nothing wrong with the construction it is down to the strong winds
Garbage. Get it built properly.
Typical cockenees full of piss and wind ;D ;D ;D
Jeez Bob our bridges never close. Think theyre frightened of a bit of wind
Quote from: DaveW on January 17, 2018, 09:59:01 AM
Nothing wrong with the construction it is down to the strong winds
Thank you Dave for your understanding ;)
Been awake since 5am because of the wind >:(
Quote from: dee-dee on January 18, 2018, 06:29:04 AM
Quote from: DaveW on January 17, 2018, 09:59:01 AM
Nothing wrong with the construction it is down to the strong winds
Thank you Dave for your understanding ;)
Been awake since 5am because of the wind >:(
Should be careful what you eat before you go to bed, expect you were over indulging in sprouts again ;D
Ha ha..we had some bubble and squeak :P...but I did mean the strong winds outside ::)
Possible closure of the Orwell Bridge AGAIN AT RUSH HOUR >:(
Thar bridge needs knocking down and building again by some proper northern tradesmen
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 24, 2018, 08:00:26 AM
Thar bridge needs knocking down and building again by some proper northern tradesmen
It did close but not til 10am so was not too bad for me ;) think they should of made a tunnel instead ::)
Real Madrid after Pochettino 😖
Heard rumours my team might launch a package for Harry
Which team is your team this week Jon?
Told ya I'm a sky blue, a Cityzen, a maineroader. Even applied for a season ticket. CTID.
You probably even don't know where Manchester is
I do it's over the Pennines somewhere. It's got an airport.
Harry missing a penalty
Cheats
Troll
Its Monday...enough said ::)
I love Mondays ;D
So do I. It's mi day off ;D
It is raining again
Snowing here in Yorkshire
Three way traffic lights all decided to go green at the same time >:(
Stock markets plunging
Ryanair >:(
Mi Princess getting grumpy about the best budget airline
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 09, 2018, 07:59:21 AM
Mi Princess getting grumpy about the best budget airline
Still not happy with the add on charges ::)
Didn't think you were ;D
You can`t take it with you Dee, got to spend it some time 😄
Got a man cold
Had to work a full day
Its Monday again ::)
It's snowed overnight
M25, 3 chuffing hours to do a 75 minute journey ☹ï¸â˜¹ï¸
Had a headache for 3 days...can`t shift it >:(
Think you cockeneeees should think about moving ooop north to clean fresh air and non stressful roads.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 15, 2018, 08:06:41 AM
Think you cockeneeees should think about moving ooop north to clean fresh air and non stressful roads.
Think we need to do something ::)...got rid of it at last ;)
still got this poxy cold
Monday ::)
Mi car needs a new exhaust
Walking Bails in the rain >:(
Weather has gone cloudy and cold again
Bathroom cabinet
This anorak train spotter yesterday following me around when I was walking Bails...telling me a steam train was then coming past and getting his phone out to show me his app ::)....I`m not bothered mate :P
Plastic straws being banned. Just bought 5000.
Arsenal a team of divers.
Monday ::)
Changing light bulb in bathroom I dropped it, not the best place for broken glass
Glen stuck all night in his truck in a snow drift...luckily a farmer pulled him out with his tractor after 9 hours ;D
Poor old G. I'm not laughing. Honest. ;D
Jordan Aye cost me 2 points in mi fantasy team. Daves Divers having a disastrous week so far
Harry and Dele getting crocked
Can`t get my pic back up...come on admin ::)
Think this is as good as it's gonna get
Been awake ages...Glen snoring :(
Reps descending on me all at once without appointments
Had to cancel going out for a meal for J`s birthday due to the snow ::)
Lots of snow here. Getting sick of it.
Wish I was still in Fuerte
Its Monday :(
Mi socks
Endesa (Spanish Electricity Company) - P*ss up and brewery comes to mind
My laptop looping, hope it is doing an update
Forum was down again last night ::)
And this morning and my lap top passed away. RIP
Knocked a full glass of red wine on the carpet, now have to drink my wine in the kitchen
Think someone has passed a bug onto me :(
Brexit threads started again. Numpties.
Monday ::)
Cheating Aussies
It's not like you to pay attention to sport ;) :-*
After 4 nice days it's wet and cold again
Got wet playing golf. Useless Spanish.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 27, 2018, 10:25:13 AM
It's not like you to pay attention to sport ;) :-*
I always watch the news when eating my lunch ;D
Forum keeps telling me to wait 5 secs. Doing mi head in
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 27, 2018, 22:20:44 PM
Forum keeps telling me to wait 5 secs. Doing mi head in
Yeah doing the same to me ::)
Just done it to me again
We are too quick :P
It only seems to happen if there are 2 people on posting at the same time
I had to come out of the thread and go back in,then it was Ok ::)
Admin needs to get it back to how it was....
Just the same for me
Blooming nuisance
Having to keep putting the washing in the dryer...weather is so miserable ::)
Just missing Dee by a couple of minutes
Easter being a complete washout...rained everyday :(
Forum now playing up ::)
Spanish bureaucracy,
You can`t cancel house insurance by choice, I have to prove that I have sold the property by presenting the sales contract. The electric company take a month to change the account holder, so I have to pay the bill and get the money back from the new owners. P*ss up and brewery come to mind.
Sounds ridiculous mate
It gets worse, if I don't pay the bills which are not yours in the first place they can freeze my Spanish bank account that I am only keeping open because they are sitting on 3,000 Euros of mine from the purchase in case I owe any money.
Quote from: DaveW on April 05, 2018, 10:40:50 AM
It gets worse, if I don't pay the bills which are not yours in the first place they can freeze my Spanish bank account that I am only keeping open because they are sitting on 3,000 Euros of mine from the purchase in case I owe any money.
Friends of ours recently sold up and moved back to England, they tried to close their bank account on line, but were told they couldn't so had to fly over for a day and close their account 🤔🤔
Quote from: Baldy on April 05, 2018, 12:22:33 PMFriends of ours recently sold up and moved back to England, they tried to close their bank account on line, but were told they couldn't so had to fly over for a day and close their account 🤔🤔
The chap we bought our place from had a similar issue. His wife was not an account holder, but an authorised user of the account, and even when he came in, they wouldn't let him close it without her present! He ended up withdrawing all money and deciding to leave it open. I hope he's able to get his withheld sum paid into his English account, otherwise they'll sting him for all the unpaid fees between now and then. :o
Banks here are a law unto themselves. The quarterly fees for keeping a bank account as a non-resident here are scandalous.
Endesa need 4 weeks to change owners in the mean time I have to fund my buyers usage. Fortunately the people who bought our place are really nice people and don`t expect any issues but it just the total incompetence of everybody that gets me. I have sold the place and just want to get on with my life.
Glen kept waking me last night...snoring ::)..now have a headache :(
Yorkshire weather robbed Essex of points
Take it called off again today
Not a ball played , Yorkshire gifted 5 points for a draw
Just like with Baz I'm not biting ;D
Thought you would be an Essex supporter- The Man City of cricket 😄
I'll let you know towards the end of the season.
Arsene Wenger retiring
Pocchewhatsisname going to the Emirates I've heard
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 20, 2018, 19:00:25 PM
Pocchewhatsisname going to the Emirates I've heard
Arsenal wouldn't have him Jon, he hasn't won anything 😂😂
Why would he want to go to the library when we will have the best stadium in London
Bigger club Dave. More tradition and history.
Being back from my jollies ::)
Can't find mi flip flops
Back to work ::) and the cars playing up ::)
Bit bloomin hot for mi today
Weathers gone rubbish ::)
It would be rubbish. Bet it's raining tomorrow
Need my pullover for golf today
Aye get well wrapped up. Hope your irons go ok
I will blame my coach (Jenny) if they don't go right ;D
You're not splashing out on lessons then ;D
I am a poor old pensioner ;D
Thas nobbut a mardy ass. Get thee brass spent
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 24, 2018, 19:27:47 PM
Thas nobbut a mardy ass. Get thee brass spent
Well said Jon 🤑🤑
Thank you Paul ;D
Mechanic didn`t show up ::)
Forum being slow for Dee
My teeth are playing up
Rain forecast tomorrow so no golf
Get ya teeth posted to the dentist instead
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 26, 2018, 07:19:23 AM
Forum being slow for Dee
It seems to be when we are posting together ::)
A certain Leicester City supporter
Orwell Bridge shut again >:(
Useless bridge. Build another.
It is the wind not the bridge
I think they should let cars over at a reduced speed then there wouldn`t be so much congestion ::)...it really gets on your threepenny bits ::)
Couldn't putt to save my life today
Think its gonna rain again all day ::)
Forum doing that 5 second thing again ::)
Nobody notices anymore
Useless cockeneeees suppose us Northerners will have to sort it..........again ::)
Quote from: DaveW on May 07, 2018, 19:15:27 PM
Nobody notices anymore
Back to work ::)...sorry Dave I would of noticed if I had of been here ;D
No excuses Princess ya all useless ;D
Don't let him bully you Dee
You Cockeneees need to be more observant
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 08, 2018, 15:58:12 PM
You Cockeneees need to be more observant
Get them told Jon 😂😂
Paul, Steve and mi Princess all cockeneeees. Just ask Bob
I live in Kent, which if I am correct is nowhere near Bow Bells 🔔 🔔😂😂
Just humour them Paul they can`t even tell the difference between lunch and dinner time
Quote from: DaveW on May 09, 2018, 18:30:58 PM
Just humour them Paul they can`t even tell the difference between lunch and dinner time
Aye yer reet there like Dave, did you notice Jon even put Steve down as a cockaneeee 😂😂😂😂
Just off for me lunch Dave 🤔🤔😂😂
Thas all daft.
Jon thinks anyone south of BIRMINGHAM is a cockney :P
Quote from: dee-dee on May 10, 2018, 07:24:02 AM
Jon thinks anyone south of BIRMINGHAM is a cockney :P
And residents in fuerteventura also 😂😂😂👍
Lost 2 balls (golf)
Quote from: Baldy on May 10, 2018, 07:49:14 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on May 10, 2018, 07:24:02 AM
Jon thinks anyone south of BIRMINGHAM is a cockney :P
And residents in fuerteventura also 😂😂😂👍
Yeah...whats that all about? ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on May 11, 2018, 07:06:13 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 10, 2018, 07:49:14 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on May 10, 2018, 07:24:02 AM
Jon thinks anyone south of BIRMINGHAM is a cockney :P
And residents in fuerteventura also 😂😂😂👍
Yeah...whats that all about? ::)
See Jon's post above from 9th May at 10.16hrs 😂😂
He aint got a clue has he? ::)
What's up wi you cockeneeees ya should be proud of ya roots.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 14, 2018, 07:39:01 AM
What's up wi you cockeneeees ya should be proud of ya roots.
So proud of my roots I dye them 🙄🙄😂😂
Very funny Paul ;D Ya can't beat good old cockeneeeeee humour
But we are not even Cockneys ::)
Well you've all got cockeneeeeee accents, so that's close enough for me.
No we don't, are you avin a larf or somefing
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 15, 2018, 08:25:37 AM
Well you've all got cockeneeeeee accents, so that's close enough for me.
😂😂
I'm glad you've all admitted it. Nothing wrong with a cheeky cockeneeeeee in small doses.
Ey up lad :P
Good to see you practising Dee. I might be able to understand you in September ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 17, 2018, 05:07:10 AM
Good to see you practising Dee. I might be able to understand you in September ;D
Ha ha...very funny ::)
Antigua Ayuntamiento and their red tape
Can`t post now Dave has come online...stupid forum ::)
OK will go to golf, bye
Emmerdale...didn`t want Gerry to be killed off :(
Quote from: DaveW on May 18, 2018, 07:22:00 AM
OK will go to golf, bye
Not your fault Dave...it happens when anyone is posting at the same time...very annoying ::)
Forgot how pushy car sales men are ::)
remember that it is a buyers market at the moment Dee
Yes,so many to choose from ;D
Had to circumnavigate the M25 this afternoon as shut at jct 16, at least I did get home
Sun's not out yet.
Fed up with looking at cars...might stick with the Beemer ::)
Get a nice Lexus.
Foreign aid to Rwanda going to Arsenal in sponsorship money
Quote from: DaveW on May 28, 2018, 15:30:08 PM
Foreign aid to Rwanda going to Arsenal in sponsorship money
The Rwandans realise that Arsenal have more chance than Tottenham of winning cups 🤔🤔😂😂
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 27, 2018, 07:37:21 AM
Get a nice Lexus.
Think we are sorted now...will let you know on Friday when we get it for definite ::)
5 second thingy
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 29, 2018, 07:27:10 AM
5 second thingy
You should get some help with that problem Jon ;D
For once Dave I agree with you ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 30, 2018, 22:05:04 PM
For once Dave I agree with you ;D
Its happening to me now >:(
Not happening to me yet
I wonder if its when we are both hitting the post button at the same time? ::) This forum needs a serious overhaul ;D
Yes I think if we both post within 5 secs it happens
Its really winding me up >:( >:(...if I go then you know I`ve had enough ::)
I get the 5 second thing....then I get, I`ve already submitted the post which I clearly haven`t ::)
Spilt mi brew
Not sure about G being home at night time ::)...me and K have a tv routine :P
Get him told Dee ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 06, 2018, 09:17:06 AM
Get him told Dee ;D
Apparently hes not into Towie and Love Island ::)...cant think why not? :P
My sister watches a load of number two on TV too Dee 😄
Agree Dave those programmes are for mindless morons and mi Princess ;)
Sometimes you just wanna watch rubbish and chill out :P
No I dont ;D
Can't beat a good cricket match ;D
Found out about some cycle event tomorrow going along the bottom of our road...roads shut for 4 hours...restrictions from midnight tonight...might ask fro tomorrow off >:(
I've heard there are a lot of bikes in Essex.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 13, 2018, 22:00:49 PM
I've heard there are a lot of bikes in Essex.
Good job I`m not there then :P
Lol :-*
5 sec thingy again
Its been Ok for me ;D
Think Putin was doing the VAR.
Too much pushing,shoving and grabbing by the Tunisians ::) How come no-one saw it? >:(
Well spotted Dee ;D
Lets use the VAR in other games but not the ENGLAND MATCH ::)
Don't think they've got it quite right yet.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 20, 2018, 07:24:14 AM
Don't think they've got it quite right yet.
You watch a screen and make a decision...not that hard is it? ::)
That's if they go to the screen at the right times. Which they're not.
Had a better ref this time Jon and good use of the VAR ;D
Yes it was an epic victory.
Forums playing up for me again ::)
Aye it's the 5 second thingy
Now off Jon...have a good day :-*
And you Dee have a good one :-*
Forgot to say...had to watch the England match on the tv at the hospital...it was so small you had no clue who had scored...couldn`t see the numbers on the shirts :P
Maradona could you just slap his fat face
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 26, 2018, 23:01:14 PM
Maradona could you just slap his fat face
Yeah what a t.w.a.t.....did you see him when they won last night? Idiot ::)
He fell asleep at one point
Dee's proving to be quite a little footie expert ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 27, 2018, 22:23:36 PM
Dee's proving to be quite a little footie expert ;D
Lol...Glen was working late so I watched Brazil and Serbia....looking for to the England match tonight ...do you think we should try and come second? Or just go for the win ;D
Only to check out their legs
Quote from: DaveW on June 28, 2018, 21:47:52 PM
Only to check out their legs
Not impressed with that game ::)
Big mistake, should play his strongest side and keep up the momentum
See we are taking the easier route to the final ;)
My money is on Columbia 😟
Too hot to sleep...kept waking up ::)
Public liability insurance what a dang-blasted rip off
Watching the football yesterday....very dramatic :P
Think Belgium will now go on to win it
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 03, 2018, 08:16:23 AM
Think Belgium will now go on to win it
We are still in with a chance ;D
Didnt like the dirty Columbians :(
Used to get nice song birds in the garden, now it`s crows and magpies
I like magpies ;D
I believe there are some Great Tits in Essex
It's only what I've seen in magazines Princess :P
We have blue ones in Norfolk
Quote from: DaveW on July 09, 2018, 18:10:00 PM
We have blue ones in Norfolk
Is it that cold in Norfolk Dave 🤔🤔😂😂
Aye it can be a bit nippy
For real men
Got a bit of a headache ::)
Forum playing up ::)
Yep got to go Dee. Have a good un :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 13, 2018, 06:57:49 AM
Yep got to go Dee. Have a good un :-* :-*
Have a good day...speak soon :-*
Overcast again on mi day off
Still couldnt get a full nights sleep again ::)
Ipswich traffic, not used to it in Norfolk
Just left work after being there since 7 this morning 😧😧
Had enough of sweating ::)
5 sec thingy again
Not letting me post :(...off for a shower Jon,have a good day :-*
It's so bloody annoying. Have a good day Dee :-*
Just leaving London after another long day. 1 week done , 1 more to do 👍
Still no rain
Radio 2 and Steve Wright and his serious jockin. silly knob head
Two cancelled trains over the weekend so ended up visiting Cambridge and Manchester train stations on our diversions ::)
Hopefully get a refund ;)
You'll have seen plenty of rain ;D
My golf
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 30, 2018, 10:24:23 AM
You'll have seen plenty of rain ;D
Yes tipping it down in Liverpool on the Sunday morning ::)
Done mi return boarding pass
Thought Jon would of noticed ::)
See Corrie here I come thread, Jon noticed unlike ya southern numptie chums ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 02, 2018, 07:46:05 AM
See Corrie here I come thread, Jon noticed unlike ya southern numptie chums ::)
Have seen it...thank you :-* :-*
You know I always keep my eye on you ;D
brown noser
Too hot to sit in the sun plus some kn0b has lit a bonfire >:(
Thought there was some rule about that.....
Not saying :(
Kn0b heads up top talking about things not even to do with Fuerte >:(
Not been up top yet, can't be bothered.
Forum playing up after only 3 posts ::)
Been ok for me so far
Came on yesterday,no-one on dross but a few numpties up top,would only let me do 1 post ::)
Up top is becoming ridiculous. Vivafuerte and Dagwood or VD as I call them collectively are an irritating disease to general chat
Not getting much of a pre-holiday tan ::)
Number of e mails that I have to review and answer !!!
Anxiety kicking in,why can`t I be Ok with flying? ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on September 04, 2018, 07:13:48 AM
Anxiety kicking in,why can`t I be Ok with flying? ::)
Close your eyes and think of Jon 😎
Jeez she'll never get on the plane
Monday ::) cant be arsed ....
Heavy rain forecasted for tomorrow - my golf day
Think I have pulled something in my side ::)
Only did 2 posts...now forum playing up ::)
First Christmas lunch today. Bloomin ridiculous
Bit early Jon
Couldn't agree more Dave
Christmas is humbug
Again I couldn't agree more
Oh aye. First of many :'(
Sprouts = global warming
Why does every one keep dissing sprouts? I love `em :P
What a bunch of saddos arsenal are complaining about the Spurs advert 😖
Don't think we get those adverts ooop here
Playing partners cancelled for today`s game so no golf today. Wimps
First full winter in UK for 8 years, it`s freezing 😖
Bloomin freezing ooop here as well
Winkers forcing Gatwick to close with their drones 😡😡
Daughters flight today cancelled (and loads of others)
Why don`t they shoot the drones then the idiots flying them
Quote from: DaveW on December 20, 2018, 17:08:37 PM
Why don`t they shoot the drones then the idiots flying them
Good shout Dave 👍👍
Would never happen at northern airports we`d get the barstaaards
Someone thinking that Harry Kane deserves an MBE >:(
Chill man, it`s bad for your heart
Some scrote broke into the daughters house,got the cnut on cctv and the neighbours spoke to him (not the brightest of cnuts) so police hopeful to catch him,better had before i see him lol
Hope they catch the low life Bob
Cheers dave
I hope they do, but fear they won't
They have a perfect picture of him so hopefully someone knows him,pity I don't.
Good news they have arrested him 3 years in prison also robbed another house before xmas
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2019, 20:51:11 PM
Good news they have arrested him 3 years in prison also robbed another house before xmas
Its probably better that the police got to him before you did Bob 👮👮
Lowlife scumbags
Good news mate
Chop his hands off
Good news Bob ;)
Noticed Steve's gone missing hope it's not because of recent comments :'(
Hope not, I was on the list but am not biting
I know that mentioned it in Northern thread
Got tooth ache again 😖
Better get that sorted before Wednesday
Another tooth removed, none in 45 years then two in a month
It's all that Waitrose coffee rotting em
Too cold ::)
Woke up too early
Me body is falling to bits
You need a holiday mate
Hotel never gave us our wake up call, woke up an hour late. Fortunately had allowed plenty of time so all ok
Took an hour to enter my logon details in the new tv
Modern technology eh Dave 😂😂
Kept on hitting the return button by mistake a few times then got my password wrong. Air was blue 😄
Keep telling ya not to get stressed at your age. Get to Waitrose and relax with ya free coffee and jammy dodger
My lot losing, saw Dean was the ref and knew we were going to lose
Waking up too early
Knob head new neighbour,lighting a bonfire at mid day blowing right onto my washing >:(...was swearing about him out loud and he popped his head over the fence :P
Set Bails on him ;D
Too many missed putts
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 26, 2019, 08:35:25 AM
Set Bails on him ;D
Might have to ,hes cut down a bush now that my birds liked to sit on before visiting my feeders,havent seen the robins since hes done this >:(
Definitely don't let him mess about with your bush. Set G on him :-*
Hes really winding me up >:(
Nothing worse than bad neighbors
Think it was Robert Frost who said Good neighbours need good fences
Couldn`t download my mail online today. Some merchant banker has changed their system and dropped an almighty bullock
Don't worry Dave it's full of rubbish
Got it now
Still no Robins >:(
Plenty up here, plus blackbirds, jays, blue tits, thrushes, woodpeckers and of course wood pigeons
Plenty of birds oop here as well
I guess Dee`s new neighbours could be eating them
I do get a few visitors to the feeders,but robins are my favourite,did spot one yesterday so hopefully the rest will be back ;)
More of a tit man myself, we've a nice pair of great tits nesting at the moment.
The blackbirds have taken over the garden at the moment. They are getting through the seed at a rate of knots.
Saw one of Dees Robins today it was chirruping in cockeneeeeee
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 11, 2019, 23:51:34 PM
Saw one of Dees Robins today it was chirruping in cockeneeeeee
Send him down,definite lack of robins ::)
Yes , before the locals eat him
Behave young Dave
Guess what they are closing in a while? ::)...say no more >:(
Not Morrisons
That rubbish cockeneeeeee bridge at a guess
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 13, 2019, 15:20:33 PM
That rubbish cockeneeeeee bridge at a guess
Yep...been shut 8am-4pm..nightmare drive to work >:(...they are saying might be shut again tomorrow ::)
Oh no, my daughter will be unhappy (she is a community midwife and has to drive around Ipswich)
Get rid of it and buy a proper Yorkshire one
You haven`t got any real rivers in Yorkshire
Don't be ridiculous. We've the best rivers in the world.
They need to do something its ridiculous ::)
Should have been a tunnel ;D
Should have been a decent bridge
Nothing wrong with the bridge, it is at the wide point on the river and is high to allow ships to pass under it. The Orwell is a tidal river and is susceptible to high winds. If they had built a northern bypass wouldn`t have needed to cross the river.
They didn`t shut it yesterday so all ok at the mo ;D
All Northern bridges open ;D
You haven't got any proper rivers up there
Champions league draw, did Mike Dean organise it?
All this rain is killing trade
Played yesterday, got a bit wet but the sun came out and dried me 😄
Got that Monday feeling along with a sore throat and blocked nose ::)
Dier getting injured playing for England, only just come back from 3 months out
Had a sore throat all weekend, woke up feeling sick this morning so day at home
Quote from: Baldy on March 25, 2019, 13:51:18 PM
Had a sore throat all weekend, woke up feeling sick this morning so day at home
Hope you feel better soon ...my cold is on the way out after 10 days ;)
Knew it was a mistake visiting Ipswich at the weekend - I caught Dee's cold
Southern bullies
Will get my mates Ronnie and Reggie to give you some protection
Massively outnumbered on here without Bob. Wish he'd stop his globetrotting ???
Quote from: DaveW on March 26, 2019, 08:23:14 AM
Knew it was a mistake visiting Ipswich at the weekend - I caught Dee's cold
Get better soon :-*
He's just a wimp, he'll be fine :D
Only jealous that I got a bit of sympathy
MP's
Fed up of hearing about Brexit ::)
Same here
Scanky people who cant be arsed to dispose of their rubbish correctly >:(
Bird seed
Brexit
Forum being down
Brexit and forum
Broke mi shoe lace
Claim on your insurance Jon
People who bag up dog poo,but then chuck it on the floor >:(
Nothing, the hot sun is shining, the sea is as warm as a bath, what`s not to like about paradise 🏝🏝☀ï¸â˜€ï¸
Quote from: Baldy on June 08, 2019, 11:37:05 AM
Nothing, the hot sun is shining, the sea is as warm as a bath, what`s not to like about paradise 🏝🏝☀ï¸â˜€ï¸
Hope you are having a lovely time ;D
Forum is playing up now,havent had that for ages ::)
Justin Edinburgh passing away, much too young
Quote from: dee-dee on June 09, 2019, 08:04:35 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 08, 2019, 11:37:05 AM
Nothing, the hot sun is shining, the sea is as warm as a bath, what`s not to like about paradise 🏝🏝☀ï¸â˜€ï¸
Hope you are having a lovely time ;D
Forum is playing up now,havent had that for ages ::)
Yes thanks Dee, literally like paradise here 🏝🏝
Quote from: DaveW on June 09, 2019, 09:56:24 AM
Justin Edinburgh passing away, much too young
Very sad Dave 😢
Lipped out on the 16th otherwise would have had 45 points
You`re what`s known as a bandit ;D
The weather ::)
Handicap has been cut by 2.4 shots
Still a bandit
Played 6 holes before the rain bucketed down
Cricket
Agree were poo
Another big hype again
No ones been on forum...nothing to post on ::)
Says Dee who's here every day ::) ::) ::) :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on June 30, 2019, 20:43:15 PM
Says Dee who's here every day ::) ::) ::) :-*
Ok...I do try to be here everyday :P :-*
So do we all :-*
Having to come to yorkshite ;)
If we let you in ;D
Don't be cheeky Princess ;D (ftp://;d)
:-* :-*
VAR robbing our women
They were the correct decisions unfortunately - you win some and lose some
That doesn't sound like Dave. Is somebody posting on his behalf ;)
Forum keeps crashing :(
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on July 04, 2019, 22:43:55 PM
That doesn't sound like Dave. Is somebody posting on his behalf ;)
😂😂
Always like fair play unlike the cheating city whingers
Got a cough and cold ::)
Awwwww get well soon Dee :-*
The good news is women`s colds are not as bad as chap`s
This is true. Man flu is horrible
Thanks guys :-*...yes it is true, that we can handle a cold much better than you all :P
Raining again
Up in the night...couldnt stop this bloomin cough ::)
Try sucking a fisherman's friend
Having to go to Yorkshire ;D
I once caught crabs :-*
You must have visited Cromer it is famous for its crabs
Is Cromer on the Norfolk broads.
Wonderful beaches in Norfolk
It's full of posh old folk Jon
Just what I thought Bob. We`ll give it a miss for our boozy days out
We don`t allow any riffraff in Norfolk
Except for that foul mouthed Delia
Baz is from Norfolk :P
Every village has an idiot
Delia lives in Suffolk
Thought Norfolk was in Suffolk
Are they never knew that. Thought Norfolk was a town
Three under in the medal today, going to be cut again.
England's first 3 batsmen. Useless Cockeneeees
The three doughnuts were northerners
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on July 24, 2019, 16:39:54 PM
England's first 3 batsmen. Useless Cockeneeees
Not cockneys, two Surrey and one Kent cricketer, not reliable like Essex boys
3 doughnuts weren`t only 1 was and surrey n Kent is Cockeneee land. Get ya facts reet
Too hot to sleep ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on July 24, 2019, 21:09:04 PM
3 doughnuts weren`t only 1 was and surrey n Kent is Cockeneee land. Get ya facts reet
You don't know a cockney from a geordie
None of ya speak proper like what we do
Banco Sabadell changed the method of online banking and cant get online sent email 5 days ago ,auto reply will get back in 48 hrs ummmh Nah they havent will try ringing later
They are useless, when we moved house in the UK they changed the address on some other people'saccount , now I get all their mail. Have reported it many times but they just ignore it.
need to put money in account im sure they will get in touch when they cant get their money for mortgage ;D ;D ;D
So after ringing them 4 times and being cut off got through spoke to someone ,yes will sent a new pin number to your mobile still effing waiting ,bloody useless.
We will sort em out in September. Northern supremacy will conquer all.
Cancelled my golf match due to the forecast, weather is fine damn it
attractive (to me anyway) Air France ,number two flight no vodka,no choice of meal,only fish I cant eat because of allergies and theve lost my attractive (to me anyway) suitcase had to go out today to buy some clothes,French chaps whose parents weren't married when they were born .
What the hell is that all about? ^^^^ :P
Think gutter language was altered ;D Get em told Bobby boy
The words were ,effing and barstools ;D ;D ;D and they dont know where my case is ring back tomorrow really and truly ;D ;D
Nobody will want your clobber thats for sure ;D
Its raining ::)
At least £700 worth of clobber in that case I'll have you know I dont shop at primark ;D ;D
Dont worry I'll keep mi trap shut for insurance purposes ;D
I'm allowed up to â,¬1295 if my claim is successful with Air France ,they have told me they have lost my case and dont know where it is,more like some Algerian working at CDG airport has knicked it but 6 people on same flight with cases missing ,bit suspect if you ask me.
What you wearing now? ;D
Think some Algerian has lent him some clobber ;D
Been to primarni of Georgia not buying decent stuff dont trust the froggies to give me my money back
My claim is up to â,¬900
Good luck Bob ;)
Jon did you see your favourite airline is not flying from Leeds to Fuerte next year ::)
Yes i did. Think they are hoping Easyjet will take over the 30 cancelled routes
Holy poo hes going to have to come to Gods country for a flight were the lounges open at 4am ;D ;D ;D
Civilised Yorkshiremen dont drink at 4am.
Well that's an oxymoron if ever there was one ;D ;D ;D
Bought myself an iPhone XS Sunday, now Apple bring out iPhone 11
Ive still got an old Nokia ;D
It won`t stop raining :(
Finally its stopped raining. Even got drenched getting off the plane
My gym is closing
Ya dont need a gym. Just do exercises everyday
Got wet at golf today
Central locking went wrong, locked in car for 2 hours until AA rescued me
Quote from: DaveW on October 20, 2019, 22:02:21 PM
Central locking went wrong, locked in car for 2 hours until AA rescued me
Good job is not hot now ::)
Fortunately I had my coat because it was quite cold
Went for our works Xmas do last night....no sprouts :'(
Looks like it is going to wet again for golf
Price of sprouts is ridiculous
Copdock interchange flooded so town gridlocked this morning >:(
A47 blocked twice today
Had a headache for most of the day ::)
Christmas blooming hate it
Walking Bails in the rain and wind :(
Forum taking too long to load :(
Absolutely nothing ☀ï¸â˜€ï¸😂😂
Slipped over on the ice at golf and crocked my shoulder
Hope you are Ok Dave ???
As soon as there are two of us posting,it starts playing up ::)
Even does it if someone`s posting up top
Not like the old days when we were all on together ::)
It wouldn`t be so bad if you didn`t have to re type again
Fed up with it now ::)...off to do tea ,take care :-*
Played golf and my shoulder is bad again, going for another massage to sort it
Keep having problems signing in ::)
Just select forever Dee and you don`t have to sign in
Thanks for your comment on the lockdown thread, Bob.
Those idiots are unbelievable in what they are trying to do to this forum(and have succeeded). They've even ignored my comment!
They call us drossers but all they do is dross about politics and other rubbish. Very sad >:(
Stick with it Steve please. I personally read with great interest your lockdown updates and inform interested parties who are planning to visit Fuerteventura but arent on forums. Shame the " thank you" button is no longer available. Its a massive thanks from me anyway Steve.
PS WELL SAID BOB
Just piss me off
Thanks, Bob and Jon :D
We'll rise above them :P
Lost my ball on the 18th.
Ignore them Steve they are a bunch of losers
Is that where youve been all these days looking for a chuffing golf ball ;D
It was only 9 months old
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Usual numpties up top
Yep they think they are comical
Lost two brand new balls today, one with my first shot of the day 😡
What on the putting green
Crazy golf more like ;D
Being called simple oop top. Cheek of it ;D ;D. Get up top and defend me
Perhaps Charlie Don't Surf knows you better than we do! ;D ;D
Don`t you start ;D ;D
I saw that...whats it all about? ::)
Your undefendable jon
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wheres mi mates when i need them ;D ;D
I am sure you could sort him out yourself
Whys he picking on you Jon? ???
Hes probably put 2+2 together after realising your from Yorkshire ;D ;D ;D ;D
Think hes picking on me cos im ignoring him ;D
Maybe hes got too much time on his hands because of Covid ::)
I know the feeling Dee
Too many road works on my way to work ::)
Same around here at least 4 lots in a mile radius
Having to go for another covid test because the other just vanished
Traffic Lights for road works but no trace of people working on the road
Loads round here as well. Bloomin nuisance
Didnt see the Red Arrows...changed the route ::)
Hijacking of lockdown thread again
Yep I've tried reporting them but nothing seems to happen
Some scammer saying he was from HMRC, I gave him some good advice what he should do to himself
Bloomin rain ruined mi plans for today
Admin has locked the lockdown thread! >:(
All they had to do was to ban members like Charlie Dont Surf - that's what would happen on any other forum/website/Facebook page ::)
I won't bother posting any information about Fuerteventura on this site again. :(
Ban me for what exactly? For having a laugh? I didn`t realise that was against the rules on here. I know you call yourself ‘sensible` but you seriously need to go and find yourself a sense of humour. That goes for you and your Drosser Pals.
As someone else has said, what a very strange bunch of individuals. Lighten up, go have a beer, and be grateful you haven`t caught a dose of Covid 19.
Nothing wrong with my sense of humour,thanks ;D
Nothing wrong with any of us down here, where Steves insightful and informative posts are greatly appreciated.
Charlie no mates
Hope the knob stays down here. Then the forum might get back to how it once was oop top.
No chance I did say they were spoiling the forum him and the other prick ,cant remember name
Cancelled my golf because thunderstorms forecast, turned out to be a beautiful day
Effing CAAF they have turned my water off but are still taking DD out ,not answering emails and when I ring up they tell me in perfect English they speak no English ::) ::)
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 01, 2020, 08:29:30 AM
Effing CAAF they have turned my water off but are still taking DD out ,not answering emails and when I ring up they tell me in perfect English they speak no English ::) ::)
Now thats funny ;D
Typical Spaniards,my Spanish isnt good enough for a convo about water being turned off etc etc but when they say in perfect English they dont understand lol, but I've had dealings with them before got my administrators to draft me a letter in both English and Spanish.
Spanish officialdom convinced me to sell my place, I have sympathy for you Bob
Whats going on ? ::)
Not much Dee. Roll on September bet youre ready :-*
I bet dumber and dumber think they are a right couple of Charlie's
Only one point on the last two holes so only got 38 points
Not bad tho for a bandit
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 03, 2020, 11:07:10 AM
I bet dumber and dumber think they are a right couple of Charlie's
Hello Bob
Burnt mi toast
Quote from: Charlie dont surf on July 03, 2020, 22:25:49 PM
If anyone speaks to Bob can you tell him that I saw his Mum today and she confirmed it was definitely him that was born with half a brain.
Maybe it was the mother you've never known just clinging to hope you will make something of your life,but I think shes living in a dreamworld.
Not mine has she has been decreased 5 yrs
Hanging around to do the forum legends 98th