Rabbit pie
Pie crust
Ive sent you a Pm jon
Apple pie (so have I,sent 2 actually but hes not getting them)
Ive pm you has well dee ;D
Just not getting the message notification
Apple crumble
Adams apple
Big apple
Ive received both your pm,s on my email account but none showing on the forum messages ???????
Toffee apple (i`m not getting the notification either)
I've just changed a setting, still not getting notification, but getting a pop up now
Bonfire toffee
bonfire night
Night owl
night time
Time out
out side
side car
Car parts
bit parts
Drill bit
Fire drill
Fire engine
Fire blanket
blanket box
Black box
black sheep
Black magic
magic trick
Party trick
Party Politics
Party games
Party planner
Party poppers
Party bags
Carrier bags
Carrier pigeon
Racing pidgeon
racing car
Car engine
Steam engine
Steam clean
Spring clean
clean sweep
Chimney sweep
Factory chimney
Factory floor
Shop floor
sweet shop
Sweet menu
Takeaway menu
Chinese takeaway
Chinese laundry
Laundry basket
basket case
suit case
Cotton suit
cotton picker
Cherry picker
Cherry brandy
Brandy snap
cold snap
Head cold
head teacher
Head master
master chef
master class
Class room
class act
Class wars
first class
safety first
Safety helmet
crash helmet
Crash site
caravan site
Gypsy caravan
Caravan trail
caravan park
park ranger
Park bench
bench press
Olive press
gutter press
Press up
stuck up
up north
north pole
Pole dancer
pole vault
bank vault
bank holiday
Holiday season
holiday romance
Fine romance
parking fine
parking bay
bay watch
Watch dog
dog tired
dog basket
shopping basket
Basket case
case history
History Channel
Channel X
X factor
Max Factor
Max wall
Max Branning
Mad max
Mad men
mad cow
Mad man
Man hole
Bum Hole
Glory hole
Knickerbocker glory
Glory days
Lazy days
Lazy bones
Them bones ::)
;D
Them southerners
Bloody southerners ::)
Softie southerners ;D
Mr softie (ice cream)
I remember ;D
Mr Ben. ( TV program)
Mr Bean
Runner bean
road runner
road rage
Road side
Trunk road
Elephant trunk
Elephant graveyard
Indian Elephant
Indian carpet
magic carpet
magic roundabout
magic circle
circle line
Train line
train timetable
delayed train
delayed action
action man
Action packed
packed case
Suit case
head case
Case subject
favourite subject
Favourite topic
favourite book
Book worm
earth worm
Mother earth
Are we going for it Jon ;D
Not tonight I don't think, gonna get busy soon
mother nature
Nature trail
treasure trail
Treasure chest
treasure island
Desert island
fantasy island
Island hopper
space hopper
Space station
space shutle
Shuttle bus
bus conductor
Train conductor
express train
Tesco express
national express
National Bank
blood bank
Blood thirst
blood vessel
Drinking vessel
drinking game
Game on
card game
Card board
Board Walk
Black board
Black Beard
Black bird
Black death
death rattle
Rattle snake
Snake eyes
Blue eyes
blue moon
Moon walk
new moon
New line
Central line
Line dance
Tap dance
Cold tap
Cold shoulder
Cold snap
Brandy snap
Brandy glass
Glass slipper
Glass blower
Horn Blower
Car horn
Car Bonnet
Easter bonnet
Scotch bonnet
Scotch egg
Scotch mist
Scotch whisky
Scotch pancake
Pancake Day
Pancake roll
Ham roll
Ham shank
Ham fisted
Boiled ham
Boiled eggs
Fried eggs
Fried rice
rice pudding
Yorkshire pudding
Yorkshire Barstool ???
barstool preacher
preacher man
coal man
coal face
poker face
Poker player
record player
Record breaker
heart breaker
Ice breaker
ice skate
Skate board
board meeting
Meeting room
sitting room
Sitting bull
bull ring
Ring finger
middle finger
Middle England
New England
New cross
Maltese cross
Maltese Falcon
Falcon Cross
Cross eyed
Eagle eyed
Bald eagle
Bald head
Head tennis
D1ck head
Dick Dastardly
dastardly deeds
House deeds
Mad house
Mad max
Max headroom
Max Bygraves
Max factor
X factor
Sun factor
sun tan
Tan gerine ;D ;D
fake tan
False tan
false boobies
False hoods
riding hoods
riding boots
kinky boots
Walking boots
Walking wounded
Walking stick
Stick insect
Match stick
Stick man
Action man
Action movie
Action packed
Packed ice
Ice cube
Sugar cube
sugar cane
Walking cane
walking stick
Walking frame
climbing frame
Picture frame
Picture perfect
Perfect friends
We all know some of them dont we peeps ::) ::)
We sure do ::) ::)
Pen friends
fountain pen
Chocolate fountain
Chocolate teapot
hot chocolate
chocolate cake
Eccles cake
Cake knife
Cake stand
Night stand
Grand stand
Grand slam
Slam dunk
slam down
Getem down
Getem out ::)
This getting naughty, Dee will tell you off ;D
splashing out
Scuse me, you started it ;D
out cast
You set me up ;D
cast away
play away
play school
night school
silent night
Silent partner
sleeping partner
Sleeping bag
bag lady
lady bird
tasty bird
::)
Bird bath
Bubble bath
Turkish bath
Turkish delight
Afternoon delight
Angel delight
Sunny delight
sunny disposition
Partly sunny
Partly correct
Partly cloudy
Cloudy Corralejo ;D
Oh dear ;D
Cloudy beer
Weak (northern) beer
BEHAVE ;D
Ginger beer
Ginger whinger
Ginger nut
Winged nut
Nut house
brazil nut
nut wood
nut case
packing case
Packing box
cricket box
Cricket bat
bat mobile
Mobile phone
phone bill
razor bill
safety razor
safety lamp
blue lamp
blue movie
movie star
Star struck
North star
North Korea
Korea woman ;D
little women
little mermaid
mermaid theatre
operating theatre
operating gown
night gown
ball gown
ball male bird
Tottenham male bird
Tottenham court
tennis court
Tennis elbow
elbow grease
grease monkey
monkey nuts
salted nuts
salted fish
fish finger
finger biscuit
biscuit base
base register
cash register
Ready cash
Cash point
Laser point
Point blank
Blank cheque
rubber cheque
rubber duck
Duck dynasty
Ming dynasty
ming vase
fu ming
Ming ling
Emperor ming
Chinese emperor
Emperor butterfy
butterfly cakes
Butterfly net
Net gain
weight gain
Gain advantage
lead weight
What have you been on Jon doesn't contain either of the previous two words!
advantage point
schoolboy error. its cos the advert was a weight loss one. Will take 24 hour ban ::)
No, easy mistake no red card
Boots advantage
football boots
Snow boots
Snow plough
Plough pub
Pub landlord
Pub grub
Pub game
Game pie
Pork pie
Pork chop
Belly pork
Belly dance
Morris dance
Morris minor
Minor injury
injury time
Fergie time :o
Ginger Fergie
Ginger Whinger
Ginger snap
Snap crackle
Cold snap
cold shoulder
Frozen shoulder
frozen food
Food parcel
Lost parcel
Lost cause
Lost property
property mogul
Property tycoon
Property boom
Boom boom
Boom bust
Stone bust
stone chip
chip putt
Chip shop
shot bolt
lead shot
Dogs lead
Dogs dinner
dinner money
money bags
saddle bags
Carrier Bags
Carrier pigeon
Pigeon Pie
cottage pie
tongue pie
ox tongue
Ox tail
Ox heart
heart break
Break up
Break away
play away
Play school
school bully
Bully beef
beef Wellington
Wellington boot
car boot
Car jack
Jack knife
Jack up
Start up
false start
False Teeth
wisdom teeth
Milk teeth
milk bottle
milk chocolate
Chocolate teapot
chocolate drop
Drop kick
drop dead
Dead ringer
bell ringer
Bell tent
Bell tower
Tower hill
hill billy
Billy nomates
billy goat
Goat cheese
goat curry
Indian curry
Indian summer
Summer holiday
holiday romance
Holiday pay
sick pay ::)
Sick joke
practical joke
Joke shop
chip shop
Chip shot
trick shot
Cheap trick
Hat trick
Magic trick
magic show
Show girl
Girl guide
Tour Guide
guide map
Guide rope
rope swing
golf swing
golf ball
Golf Trolley
Trolley bus
Bus stop
bus lane
Whitehart lane ;D
::)
whiteheart slum
Slum dog
hot dog
Hot shot
Hot head
Big head
Big Ted
Big knockers
Door knockers
Door step
Step ladder
step mother
Mother earth
mother board
Board room
Surf Board
Black board
black beard
Pot black
Pol Pot
Pot Noodle
Smoke pot
Pot Hole
Black hole
Black magic
Magic wand
Magic roundabout
Magic Mushrooms
Fried mushrooms
fried chicken
Venkys chicken
Chicken nuggets
Golden nuggets
Golden ticket
Golden mile. Bobs favourite place ;D
mile high
High jump
Yes i love Caleta ooops sorry Blackpool Jon ;)
jump leads
Star jump
Star gazing
Pop star
pop corn
Corn dog
Hot dog
hot weather
Weather vane
Weather map
weather vane!
Weather forecast
Tri forecast
Tri nations
United Nations
Man united
Man Flu
Man Up
Man size
Man made
British made
British bulldog
Bulldog face
Face mask
Iron mask
Iron horse
horse trade
Horse race
Running race
Running water
Water fountain
Water fall
Water Butt
Butt head
Head cold
Cold feet
Cold heart
Heart burn
Heart attack
Snack attack
snack pot
Hot pot
Hot gossip
Hot chocolate
Chocolate spread
Spread eagle
eagled eyed
Eyed up
fry up
Up north
North star
North stand
North pole
Pole dance
Barn dance
Barn owl
tawny owl
Night owl
silent night
stag night
Stag beetle
beetle juice
Orange juice
love juice
Love handles
love bug
Love life
low life
Low fat
fat tub
Fat club
pudding club
Black pudding
Black bottom
Black market
market forces
Market stall
Eel stall ;D
;D
Jellied eel
Conga eel
Conga dance
Last dance
Last Christmas (we can start the thread on Monday ;D)
If ya must ::)
Christmas carol
Christmas Tree :-*
Tree stump
middle stump
Leg stump
Stump pea ;) ;)
very funny ;D
stump microphone
Microphone stand
Band stand
elastic band
rubber band
rubber bullets
silver bullets
Silver hair
hair spray
Spray tan
sun tan
Sun shine
Sun stroke
sun shade
Sun glasses
Beer glasses
beer goggles
Beer bandit
Bandit country
black country
Black economy
Black Friday
Good Friday
Good Riddance
good heavens
heavens above
above suspicion
under suspicion
down under
duck down
crispy duck :P
crispy noodle
Pot noodle
Hot pot
Hot head
Beachy head
Head boy
tall boy
Tall ship
abandon ship
Ship shape
ship yard
Back yard
back scratcher
Back bone
bone idle
Shin bone
dogs bone
Dogs dinner
dinner gong
Dinner time
Dinner suit
birthday suit
Birthday card
credit card
Bono card
Sonny Bono
Sonny Valentine
Valentine card
Valentine day
Day trip
excursion trip
Trip switch
switch blade
Light switch
light programme
Light year
new year
Leap year
leap frog
Frog spawn
Devils Spawn
Devils advocate
Devils horns
Bulls horns
Bradford Bulls
Raging bulls
raging toothache
Raging nutter
prize nutter
booby prize
Star prize
Star gazer
star maker
Shaker maker
ice maker
Ice cube
Sugar cube
Sugar daddy
castor sugar
Sugar plum
plum duff
plum pudding
Summer pudding
Steak pudding
fillet steak
rump steak
wooden stake
wooden heart
Love heart
Heart beat
Broken heart
broken glass
Glass slipper
glass eye
wine glass
wine rack
Tie rack
bow tie
Bow bells
Tubular bells
Blue bells
Blue movie
Blue moon
full moon
Full house
house warming
House party
party pooper
Pooper scooper
Icecream scooper
Icecream cone
traffic cone
Traffic jam
traffic calming
Traffic management
traffic news
News reporter
news hound
Blood hound
blood donor
blood bath
bath bun
Currant bun
Currant cake
Carrot cake
Carrot patch
Carrot cruncher
number cruncher
Odd number
Odd one
Odd job
Job centre
centre point
Point ted😇😇
ted bear
Brown bear
brown sauce
Apple sauce
apple crumble
Rhubarb crumble
Arsenal crumble ;D
Crumble in
in thing
Good thing
Wild thing
Wild west
West End
East Ham
Ham butty
Ham shank
Ham fisted
Boiled ham
boiled egg
Duck egg
crispy duck
Duck pate
Duck down
Duck under
Bombay duck
Bombay belly
Belly dancer
Pole dancer
pole vault
Bank vault
Bank note
note book
note pad
Pad gate ::)
wooden gate
Pearly gate
Pearly Queen
dancing queen
Snow Queen
snow flake
Green snow
green onions
Green peace
peace treaty
Peace pipe
horn pipe
French horn
French loaf
malt loaf
malt whisky
double whisky
Double diamond
diamond wedding
shotgun wedding
Shotgun cartridge
ink cartridge
Ink well
Wishing well
Well wishing 🙊
oil well
oil rig
oil can
olive oil
Olive orchard
apple orchard
Apple tart
apple turnover
Profitable turnover
profitable business
Business plan
Open plan
open house
House party
party line
Line dance
Line out
Back out
back stabber
Back bone
bone idle
Bone yard
Scotland yard
Yard stick
stick up
wooden stick
Wooden leg
Leg over
leg break
Break off
Break wind
Wind bag
Carrier bag
Carrier pigeon
Pigeon pie
Wood pigeon
pigeon chest
Treasure chest
Treasure Island
Desert island
Fantasy island
Fantasy football
Blow football
Blow out
Blow dry
Drip dry
Drip tray
Milk tray
Milk bottle
Milk Chocolate
Chocolate paint
Chocolate muffins
Chocolate drop
Drop kick
Kick off
Log off
Ship's log
Captains log
yule log
yule tide
rip tide
let rip
let down
down side
back side
Back ward
Back home
back ache
ear ache
Cauliflower ear
Cauliflower cheese
Cheese board
Surf board
Board stiff
side board
:(game bird
Bird cage
Rib cage
Rib eye
Spare rib
Spare tyre
Flat tyre
Flat bread
Naan bread
Keema naan
Naan atall 😃😃😃
Bob tha's on pomp toneet ;D
Garlic naan
Garlic bread
garlic breath
Garlic press
Press office
office party
Party line
line up
Press up
Give up
Stand up
band stand
Brass band
brass monkey
Monkey nuts
cashew nuts
Salted nuts
Brazil nuts
Brazil waxing
Chest waxing
Treasure chest
Treasure island
Buried treasure
Dead N buried :(
Poor effort ;D
Dead ringer
Bell ringer
Best ya gonna get ::)
Ya next one could be good ;D
Bell tower
Just for Jon
Bell end ::)
Thought so ;D
The End
happy end
Happy days
Happy valley
Happy talk
cheap talk
talk dirty
Dirty panties
skimpy panties
skimpy top
Top hat
Hat trick
trick question
Question time
Question mark
Birth mark
Birth control
Control tower
Remote control
Crowd control
In crowd
Crowd out
Time out
Time Square
Set square
Train set
Train station
Petrol station
Petrol pump
breast pump
Turkey breast
Norfolk turkey
Turkey crown
Crown jewels
Crown Court
Court yard
Court Marshall
Marshall law
Law breaker
code breaker
Ball breaker
ball bearing
Over bearing
easy over
Easy Peasy
easy rider
bareback rider
Knight rider
Knight(s) bridge
Tower bridge
Humber bridge
Contract bridge
Lambeth Bridge
Lambeth walk
funny walk
Side walk
Broad side
broad bean
Baked bean
Baked Alaska
Alaska state
state line
circle line
magic circle
Magic wand
Magic trick
Magic roundabout
Roundabout route
Scenic route
Route one
One direction
wrong direction
Wrong way
Family way
Family ties
Brick ties
Brick lane
Brick layer
egg layer
Egg cup
tea cup
Tea pot
Tea leaf
new leaf
new year
Leap year
Light year
light switch
Switch off
Switch blade
blade runner
Runner bean
kidney bean
Kidney stone
stone cold
Peach stone
peach melba
Giant peach
giant panda
Panda Car
Bumper car
Car seat
Back seat
Back row
Back bacon
crispy bacon
Smoky bacon
Bacon butty
Streaky bacon
Streaky run
Chicken run
Chicken Vindaloo
chicken breast
chicken curry
chicken leg
leg bye
false leg
False teeth
milk teeth
Milk churn
milk bottle
Milk monitor
Monitor lizard
Television monitor
Colour television
colour blind
Blind panic
panic attack
panic button
Chocolate button
chocolate egg
Chocolate drop
Rain drop
rain hat
rain coat
Fur coat
Coat hook
captain hook
Captain Sensible
sensible hours
Opening hours
Long hours
Long life
life sentence
Life story
toy story
Fairy story
fairy lights
fairy cake
Cake stand
band stand
Brass band
Brass monkey
Monkey puzzle
Monkey wrench
Monkey nuts
Monkey business
Business place
Business card
Credit card
Credit check
safety check
safety helmet
Safety first
First aid
First time
Time piece
Hair piece
Hair net
Hair spray
Deodorant spray
Water spray
water works
Gas works
gas mask
Mask over
face mask
Face paint
War paint
war museum
War horse
War wound
Wound dead ::) ::)
Dead leg
Dead ringer
Bell ringer
Bell tent
Bell tower
Tower bridge
Bridge end ;)
Bell End
Bell bottom
Blue bell
blue period
blue moon
full moon
new moon
new leaf
Tea leaf
tea time (4 - 5pm)
afternoon tea (4-5pm)
afternoon nap
Cat nap
cat flap
cat litter
litter lout
litter bin
sin bin
sin city
Man city
Man flu
Flu bug
computer bug
Computer programme
radio programme
radio times
Hard times
Hard luck
Bad luck
bad manners
Bad timing
bad day
Green day
Green fingers
Fish fingers
Sticky fingers
sticky toffee
Toffee apple
Apple pie
Pork pie
Pork chop
chop suey
chop per ;D ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
per annum
per una
per cent
Per chance
No chance
no entry
Doctor No
witch doctor
witch hunt
Berkshire hunt
Bear hunt
Bear skin
bear hug
Polar bear
grizzly bear
Bear necessities
brown bear
Brown trousers
Baggy trousers
Trouser press
Press stud
Press gang
gang bang
Gang warfare
open warfare
Open sesame
sesame seeds
poppy seeds
Poppy appeal
red poppy
Red nose
brown nose
Brown sauce
sauce bottle
Green bottle
Green onions
Pickled onions
Pickled egg
Cream egg
Poached egg
Egg mayonaise
Ostrich egg
Easter egg
Easter bonnet
Easter Sunday
Sunday mass
mass imigration
Mass grave
Mass marketing
Marketing suite
Marketing Exceutive
Executive bonus
Executive decision
executive toilets
public toilets
public nuisance
Public Speaker
Commons speaker
Loud speaker
loud mouth
mouth wash
Wash basin
car wash
Car crash
Crash landing
Crash helmet
German helmet
German Shepherd
Shepherd dog
Shepherd Pie
Pork pie
Belly Pork
pork sausage
Cumberland sausage
Cumberland gap
Watford Gap
Gap year
leap year
Leap frog
frog march
March hare
March winds
Ill winds
strong winds
Trade winds
Ill winds
Didnt even look me eyes were bad at that time ;D
Bad tempered
Thought as much ;D
Bad manners
Good manners
Good morning
afternoon all
Daves been on the sherry at lunch time ::)
Afternoon tea
Cuppa tea
I've warned Dave about drinking sherry ;D
Rich tea
rich bitch
Idle rich
Idle time
Time piece
Time lord
Lord almighty
Good Lord
Good heavens
Good Feeling
Feeling bad
Bad temper
bad head
Bald head
bald eagle
golden eagle
Golden Temple
Temple station
Train station
Station kiosk
station master
Master chef
master key
Key West
key largo
Safe key
Key holder
Cigarette holder
Cigarette lighter
could be a red card that ;D ;D
cigarette burn
Sun burn
Sun stroke
sun kissed
Sun shade
Sun hat
Hat stand
Stand alone
Home alone
home front
Front door
stage door
Door knob
Knob head
head room
Head master
Task master
master chef
Chef hat
Head chef
head girl
Head lice
Head turner
Head waiter
Waiter service
Dumb waiter
Dumb down
Down below
Below zero
Zero tolerance
Tolerance level
Level headed
Headed goal
Own goal
Womans own
Woman's problems
Woman's perogative
Woman's weekly
Weekly pay
pay packet
Pay rise
Pay phone
mobile phone
Mobile hairdresser
mobile mechanic
Car mechanic
Car boot
Leather boot
Leather whip
Leather jacket
jacket potato
Potato pie
Potato skin
Hard skin
Skin diver
Bale diver ;) ;)
;D ;D
Bale out
Hay bale
Hay stack
chimney stack
Chimney sweep
clean sweep
Clean sheet
clean break
Break wind
trade wind
Trade sales
Sales commission
Commission only
Room only
Room rates
room hire
Room inside
leg room
Room service
Steam room
Steam engine
steam train
Steam iron
driving iron
Sand iron
shifting sand
sand blast
Sand castle
sand storm
Storm porch
desert storm
Storm chaser
whisky vodka chaser
Ambulance chaser
St.Johns Ambulance
St.John's Wood
Wood pile
How come them cheating cockeneeees are using 3 words.. Typical ::)
Wood lice
Its a maths thing Jon ,little or no education ,blame it on the Blitz ;D
Hair lice
I'll never be able to fathom out how tiny cockeneeee brains work ;D
Hair spray
spray tan
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on January 24, 2015, 08:14:50 AM
How come them cheating cockeneeees are using 3 words.. Typical ::)
Wood lice
Just following your princess. ;D
Paint spray
Paint can
Banties can
Banties won :o
Rovers Won
Rovers assorted
.???
Assorted Biscuits
Digestive biscuits
Chocolate digestive
Chocolate cake
Cake stand
Hand stand
Stand off
North stand
Band stand
Band aid
First aid
Aid post
Last post
post haste
Post box
Royal box
Chocolate box
Black box
Black magic
Magic wand
Black magic
Oooops is that a red card for young Dave ;D
Black friday
It is early for me, will take my 24 hours off
You are forgiven carry on Dave ;D
Thanks Jon
Friday girl
Girl Friend
Girl guide
guide book
Book worm
Glow worm
Worm cast
Cast off
take off
Take that
Take away
Cast away
Away days
Happy days
Happy meal
Meal time
Meal worm
Gourmet meal
Main meal
Main course
Golf course
golf lesson
Crazy golf
Stir crazy
Crazy paving
paving slab
Stoe slab
Do you mean stone Bob?
Stone mason
Think he does ;D
Mason lodge
Beaver lodge
eager beaver
Beaver dam
dam busters
Ghost busters
Predictive text ;D ;D
Booze busters
Lol ;D
Booze cruise
Cruise liner
Bin liner
Bin lid
Saucepan lid
Saucepan handle
Fork handle
Pitch fork
fork lightening
Fish fork
fish wife
Flat fish
flat screen
Flat tyre
Tyre rim
Bald tyre
Bald head
Head master
Master race
Master class
class distinction
Class act
Night class
Night owl
Snowy Owl
Wise owl
Barn Owl
Barn dance
Dance hall
Dance floor
floor polish
Car polish
Car wash
wash basin
Basin cut
deep cut
Deep down
Down under
Under construction
Construction site
site map
Web site
Spider web
House spider
House keeper
Bee keeper
Bee hive
Spelling bee
Bumble bee
Busy bee
Bee line
fishing line
Train line
Train driver
Screw driver
Comfortable screw
Long screw
long stay
Short stay
short time
Long time
Long goodbye
Long leg
Short leg
Short stop
bus stop
Bus ticket
Bus lane
The Lane
Country lane
Country cousin
Country bumpkin
Country cottage
Country road
Road Rage (Dee)
;D ;D ;D
Road hog
Hog wash
Hog roast
Sunday roast
Sunday papers
Bloody sunday
Bloody Mary
Hail Mary
contrary Mary
Mary Christmas ::)
Christmas Pudding
Pudding club
fight club
male bird fight
Oh dear
I didn't type that, Admins altered it. Use your imagination ;D
C++k fight ;D
Stop male bird ;)
Ball male bird ;D
Ball boy
Snooker ball
Snooker hall
Town hall
Town ship
Pirate ship
Pirate radio
Digital radio
Radio gaga
Lady Gaga
Lady shave
close shave
Close call
Call girl
Call up
show up
Show room
dining room
Room service
Second service
Second hand
Second string
String vest
Thermal vest
Thermal socks
Thermal wind
Wind break
Wind tunnel
Tunnel vision
Vision on
Showing me age now ???
You sure are ;D
Night vision
Night time
Bed time
Water bed
Water fall
Fall down
Down under
Duck down
crispy duck
Crispy bacon
Back bacon
Come back
Come again
Come dancing
Line Dancing
plimsole line
school plimsole
School gates
school canteen
School bus
bus conductor (remember them)
On the buses with Reg Varney. Proper cockeneeees ;D
Bus stop
Reg Varney
Stop smoking
That's what I said ;D
Stop sign
Abusing your powers again
sign here
I ain't got no powers ;D
Star sign
shooting stars
Shooting range
Range finder
Driving range
Driving instructor
Driving lesson
Spanish lesson
Spanish fly
Spanish omelette
Omelette pan
Pan fried
fried chicken
Chicken wings
angel wings
Angel delight
guardian angel
Guardian reader
Barcode reader
Proof reader
Card reader
birthday
Pardon ;D
Think the system is playing up posted that one in word association
Punch card
Punch drunk
Drunk Bob
Hair bob
Hair net
fishing net
Fishing rod
fishing boat
Tug boat
boat race
Slow boat
slow coach
Slow worm
book worm
Book end
Dead end
dead sea
Dead money
Money belt
Safety belt
safety pin
Rolling pin
Pin Stripe
Tie pin
Pin Number
Pin up
Keep Up
Keep sake
keep fresh
Fresh faced
Two Faced
Bare faced
Bare bum
Bum deal
Bum Fluff
bellybutton fluff
bellybutton stud
Yorkshire stud
Yorkshire ripper
Yorkshire terrier
Scottish terrier (what has happened to Kenny)
Fell out with the forum and its useless moderators ;D
Highland terrier
highland fling
Highland toffee
Toffee apple
Apple crumble
Apple pie
Apple struddle
Apple tree
Tree trunk
Trunk road
Road Rage (Dee)
Road hog
Hog roast
Roast chicken
Chicken wing
Right wing
Left wing
Left behind
Behind bars
chocolate bars
Chocolate cake
Cake stand
stand easy
Stand pie
Stand aside
five aside
High five
flying high
Flying solo
Napoleon solo
Napoleon Boneapart
Napoleon brandy
Brandy snap
Snap dragon
Dragon fly
Green fly
Green fingers
sticky fingers
Two fingers
Two stroke
Two time
Time travel
Time machine
Machine gun
Vending machine
coffee machine
Sex machine
Sex slave
slave labour
Slave trade
Trade counter
Free trade
Free spirit
Spirit level
Spirit measures
Desperate measures
Desperate housewives
Real Housewives
Real (Suffolk) ale
Light ale
Light bulb
Light saber
Light year
New year
New moon
Half moon
Half Nelson
Half pint
Better half
Half cut
Hair cut
Crew cut
First cut
First date
First kiss
Kiss chase
French kiss
French toast
Melba toast
Peach melba
Peach schnapps
Brandy schnapps
Very funny ;D ;D
Double brandy
Double Dutch
Dutch cap
Baseball cap
Baseball bat
Baseball match
Match stick
match box
Safety match
needle match
Knitting needle
Knitting pattern
Pattern book
good book
Jungle book
Concrete jungle
Concrete post
Lost post
Last post
Last stand
Last chance
Last waltz
last word
Last dance
line dance
Slow dance
slow internet
Slow coach
Coach trip
Stage coach
Stage fright
Stage hand
Hand bag
saddle bag
Bag pipe
Bag lady
Old lady
Old man
Old timer
Egg timer
Scotch egg
Scrambled egg
Poached egg
poached salmon
Smoked salmon
smoked out
Smoked haddock
Smoked bacon
Smoked ham
Ham mock ;)
Very funny ;D
Ham shank
Shank ley
Pays ley
Jon pays
Jon stone
Lime stone
Lime juice
Orange juice
juice extractor
Extractor fan
fan dance
Dance club
club foot
Foot loose
loose women
Loose cannon
Loose is the name of the village we live in
Canon fodder
Canon printer
printer ink
Ink well
wishing well
Well done
Over done
Over head
Over cooked
Cooked chicken
Chicken leg
Leg up
False leg
False teeth
False boobs
Man boobs
Big boobs
Big nose
Big ears
Big head
Egg head
Bad egg
Scotch egg
scotch whisky
Scotch bonnet
Easter bonnet
Easter egg
Easter parade
Valley Parade
Happy valley
Happy Meal
Meal deal
Bum deal
Big bum
Mister big
Mister mint
Mint humbug
glacier mint
Polo mint
Polo shirt
Dress shirt
Dress code
Highway code
Code breaker
Country code
Country file
Nail file
Toe nail
Toe rag
Toe ring
ring tone
Tone deaf
deaf mute
Mute button
Button hole
button mushroom
Magic mushroom
Mushroom cloud
dust cloud
Ash cloud
Cigarette ash
Ash tray
Ash tree
Family tree
Family planning
Town planning
Town centre
Centre forward
Centre half
Centre back
Centre midfield
midfield general
General store
General layabout
General Custer
Director General
General enquiries
directory enquiries
Make enquiries
Make love
First love
Tender love
Cupboard love
Love Heart
Love story
Story book
Book worm
glow worm
Worm cast
Plaster cast
Plaster board
Board stiff
Chess board
Monopoly board
Black board
Black beard
Black beauty
Brauty spot
Ink spot
ink jet
jet fighter
Prize fighter
booby prize
Booby trap
honey trap
Trap door
back door
back passage
jump back
Quick jump
Long jump
Triple jump
Triple points
Bonus points
Bonus question
Question time
Time magazine
Porno magazine
Porno movie
Porno star
Evening Star
evening all
Morning all
morning all
Confused again Dave ;D is that a straight red ;D
It is, I should not try to dross and watch telly at the same time
Let you off with a yellow. My names not Bob ;D
Morning cloud
Morning Glory :P
Glory hole
Quote from: dee-dee on February 12, 2015, 22:29:34 PM
Morning Glory :P
That is what I was going to post when I had my senior moment and repeated the previous post :(
I've let you off with a yellow ya numptie ;D
Pot hole
I think some on here smoke the pot bit ;)
Cooking pot
Pot black
Pot Noodle
Noodle soup
Oxtail soup
Soup dragon
Soup kitchen
Kitchen cloth
Dish cloth
pastry dish
Welcome back Dave
Fish dish
fish fingers
Fish pie
eel pie
Yuk
Electric eel
electric socket
socket set
set off
set square
square route
quickest route
Route one
one day
All day
Day light
day dream
Wet dream
You had to lower the tone,didn`t you? ::) :P
Wet room
I thought you'd gone ;D
Ball room
Is it man talk you are after? :P
Ball Bag ;D
Lol if you want ;D
Bag lady
Lady Boy
Lady killer
Killer punch
Punch drunk
Punch air
Air plane
Aqua plane
Aqua marine
marine biology
Biology exam
school exam
School report
school bully
Bully beef
Roast beef
Potted beef
Beef steak
Steak house
Mad house
Work house
Work horse
Horse play
Horse chestnut
clothes horse
Horse race
Sack race
Coal sack
coal face
Coal miner
miner strike
Lightning strike
lightening bolt
Lightening fast
Fast Furious
Fast lane
Penny Lane
Penny farthing
Penny Black
Black velvet
Black bottom
Black hole
Black box
box set
Jet set
Train set
Train driver
Steam train
Steam iron
Iron bar
Iron Bru
Iron hoof
Iron horse
horse hair
Horse race
Race card
Wheelbarrow Race
ball race
Ball ache
Tooth ache
heart ache
Brave heart
Apache brave
Apache squaw
Apache arrow
Red arrow
red eye
Rib eye
Spare rib
Spare tyre
Tyre lever
Bald tyre
Bald head
Bald eagle
Golden eagle
Golden syrup
Maple syrup
Maple leaf
Gold leaf
fig leaf
New leaf
New Year
Leap year
leap frog
Frog march
March hare
mad march
Mad Max
Mad hatter
Mad monk
Monk house
Mad house
house warming
Green house
Green fly
green grass
Green bottle
bottle blonde
Sauce bottle
Brown sauce
Tomato sauce
Tomato juice
Tomato soup
soup kitchen
Soup dragon
dragon lizard
Lizard point
Cover point
Cover up
Cover over
Cover story
Story book
cookery book
Cookery class
Second class
second wind
Second fiddie
fiddle sticks
Hockey sticks
Hockey mom (with my best American accent)
Very impressive Dave
Ice hockey
ice sculptor
Ice sculpture
ice maiden
Ice rink
ice machine
Ice cube
Ice cold
Ice cream
Ice bucket
Vanilla Ice
Vanilla flavour
Vanilla pod
pea pod
frozen pea
frozen food
food bank
Food hamper
fruit hamper
Fruit cake
cream cake
Cream puff
Cream cracker
Nut cracker
Christmas cracker
Christmas pudding
Pudding lane
Penny lane
Penny farthing
Penny dreadful
New penny
Old penny
Old Spice
Spice rack
Spice girls
Working girls
Working hard
Working week
week off
Bully off
Pull off
Ring pull
Ring stinger
Wedding ring
Wedding cake
Cake stand
Sponge cake
Sponge Bob
Bob cat
Pussy Cat
Pussy willow
pussy dive
Muff dive
Ear muff
Ear plug
basin plug
Hand basin
hand maiden
Wicket maiden
Wicket crease
He knows nowt about cricket ;D
Wicket keeper
sticky wicket
Middle wicket
Middle England
Middle man
Coal man
Coal face
Scar face
Face plate
Dinner plate
Dinner menu
Dinner time (not to be confused with lunch time Jon)
Lunch time (Jon) ;D
Lunch box
Sandwich box
Sandwich board
Cheese sandwich
Cheese straws
Cheese toastie
Cauliflower cheese
Blue cheese. ( am not confused you two cockeneeeeeeees) ;D
Blue nose
Red nose
Brown nose
Roman nose
Roman orgy
Roman centurion
Centurian tank
Septic tank
Fish tank
fish finger
Fish stock
Lock stock
Gravy stock
Gravey boat
Boat race
Horse race
Gift horse
Gift wrap
Gift voucher
Gift tag
Electronic tag
Electronic scoreboard
Dart scoreboard
Dart flite
Flight path
Path way
Milky way
Milky bar
Pool bar
Bar stool
Poo stool ::)
Trust Bob to lower the tone
Poo sticks
Chop sticks
Chop suey
Chop per
Chop wood
Three wood
Five wood
famous five
Five star
star turn
Star struck
Struck off
Let off
Let down
Down tools
Power tools
Power rangers
Power supply
Supply teacher
English teacher
School teacher
School bike
School master
Master mariner
Master Carpenter
Head master
Phillips head
Beachy Head
shower head
Shower curtain
Rain shower
Baby shower
Baby boy
Baby boom
Baby walker
jay walker
Sky walker
sky sports
Water sports
Water bed
Water works
Still water
stand still
Band stand
elastic band
Gastric band
Gastric flu
Man flu
flu jab
Left jab
left luggage
Left wing
bingo wing
Bingo hall
town hall
Town crier
down town
Down under
under ground
Ground pepper
pepper pot
Peeper corn
Corn harvest
Harvest moon
Moon shine
Moon walk
country walk
Country lane
The Lane
Penny lane
Penny farthing
Penny black
Penny chew
New penny
New moon
Blue moon
Half moon
Full moon
Full fat
Half full
First half
half pint
Half time
Extra time
Full time
Full Monty
Full fat
Fat head
Dick head
Dick Turpin
Dick Whittington
Private Dick
Private investigator
Private Dancer
Pole dancer
Pole vault
Bank vault
Bank job
Bank roll
Sausage roll
Sausage butty
Chip butty
Casino chip
Wood chip
Wood butcher
Butcher dog
Dog lead
lead weight
Dead weight
Walking dead
Walking boots
Walking stick
stick insect
Pogo stick
Stick up
up yonder
Up market
Up yours
your truly
What do you think to that Bob
Your turn
Turn off
Basic English so someone tells us ;)
Turn around
Star turn
Shining star
Star ship
Ship shape
cruise ship
Ghost ship
Ghost story
Ghost train
Train driver
Pile driver
Bus driver
Bus shelter
Bus stop
request stop
Pit stop
stop over
Leg over
Gammy leg
Chicken leg
Chicken wing
Chicken vindaloo
Chicken Brest
Breast pump
Brest stroke
Two stroke
Two tier
Two time
Time piece
Time gentlemen
Time lord
Local time
Local pub
Pub grub
Pub games
Mind games
board games
Chess board
Hard cheese
Cheese cloth
Jay cloth
Cloth ears
Jug ears
Pigs ears
Big ears
Elephant ears
Elephant Man
Space man
Outer Space
Space cowboy
Cowboy boots
cowboy outfit
New outfit
New look
Look out
Took out
Eating out
Get out
Get lost
Lost person
Lost generation
Lost wallet
Lost world
Lost properly
Property post
Trading post
Racing post
Racing pigeon
Pidgeon pie
Mud pie
Mud bath
mud wrestling
Arm wrestling
broken arm
Broken heart
Heart murmur
Heart beat
Mersey beat
Mersey tunnel
Channel tunnel
Channel four
English Channel
English mustard
Mustard seed
Poppy seed
Poppy appeal
Sex appeal
Sex goddess
Green goddess
Green beans
Baked beans
Baked potato
Hot potato
Hot spot
Spot prize
Prize winning
Booby prize
Prize bull
Star prize
North star
Gold Star
Gold leaf
Gold Ring
Ring tone
Wedding ring
Shotgun wedding
Shotgun start
False start
False witness
Silent witness
Witness statement
Bank statement
Bank vault
Bank charges
Grass bank
Grass cuttings
Paper cuttings
Paper chain
Chain gang
Gang bang
Gang warfare
Germ warfare
Jungle warfare
Jungle fever
Fever pitch
Night fever
Yellow fever
Yellow Pages
Yellow river
River Thames
Thames barrier
Crowd barrier
crowd control
In crowd
In Tune
Walk in
Walk tall
Tall boy
Lady boy
Lady shave
Close shave
Close by
By pass
Bus pass
Back pass
Back home
Home guard
Fire guard
Fire brigade
Boys brigade
Beasty boys
Boys club
Strip club
Strip tease
Strip poker
Poker club
Men's club
Club biscuit
Club foot
Foot ball
Ball room
Ball bag
Shopping bag
Shopping trolley
Trolley Jack
Jack Frost
Jack Jones
Jack sparrow
Sparrow legs
Long legs
Legs eleven
Oceans eleven
Oceans Twelve
World oceans
Oceans blue
Blue movie
Movie star
North Star
Shinning star
Shining light
Light lunch
Lunch time (normally between 12 noon and 2 pm for our northern friends who might be confused ;D)
Dinner time
Usually between 12noon and 2pm for our slow southern friends ;)
Yes in the 1950's ;D
Dinner jacket
Straight jacket
Jacket potato
Potato head
Potato skin
Banana skin
Banana split
Split pea
Pea soup
Soup kitchen
Kitchen sink
Kitchen scales
Fish scales
Fish cakes
Chocolate cakes
Chocolate fountain
chocolate muffin
Chocolate drop
Snow drop
snow storm
Green snow
green fingers
Sticky fingers
Chocolate fingers
Butter fingers
peanut butter
Butter knife
Fish knife
Fish wife
Fish shop
Fish head
Fish stock
Laughing stock
Stock market
Billingsgate market
Market tavern
Tavern end
Dead end
Dead ringer
Bell ringer
Bell bottoms
Bell tower
Tower Hill
Harry hill
Harry Monk
Mad monk
Mad hatter
Mad Max
Pepsi max
Pepsi blue
Blue grass
Rye grass
Grass skirt
Green grass
Green party
Party hat
Party popper
Party trick
Hat trick
Hat stand
Bowler hat
Fast bowler
Spin bowler
Spin doctor
Doctor Who
Who donnit
Guess Who
Wrong guess
Wrong way
easy way
Way down
down under
Under pass
Under cover
duvet cover
Extra cover
Extra leg
Leg room
Leg o ::)
;D
Table leg
Pine table
Pine cone
Pine Apple
Pine needle
knitting needle
Knitting pattern
knitting machine
Washing machine
washing powder
Washing line
plimsoll line
Telephone line
Telephone voice
Lost voice
Lost cause
Lost property
Property manager
Property developer
Property auctions
Charity auctions
Charity shop
Charity Dingle
Belle Dingle
Dingle barstools
Zak Dingle
Cain Dingle
Dingle dangle
Butch dingle
Sam Dingle
Fireman Sam
Uncle Sam
Uncle Buck
Uncle fester
Uncle Hank
Hank marvin
Marvin Gaye
Marvelous marvin
Wonderful Marvellous
Wonderful life
Country life
Country file
Computer file
Computer keyboard
computer programmer
Computer illiterate
Bob's illiterate ;D
Bob's grumpy
Bobs Abroard
Bobs drunk
Bob's quiet
Bob,s watching
;D ;D
Bird watching
Pelicans?
On theQC again
Thought he was a Harveys man
Bird feed
Early bird
big bird
Bird bath
bubble bath
Foot bath
Club foot
Club biscuit
biscuit barrel
Chocolate biscuit
Biscuit tin
Not posh oooop north
tin whistle
Whistle board( use on the railway)
Wolf whistle. ( used in Caleta)
Penny whistle
Penny arcade
Arcade game
Game bird
Mating game
Mating birds
Game birds
Game on
turn on
Strap on
Strap ping ::)
Bra strap
strap hang
Jock strap
safety strap
safety net
Safety belt
fan belt
Fan heater
fan dance
Steve's not been here for ages
Fan club
pudding club
Suet pudding
plum pudding
Plum duff
Sugar Plum
Brown sugar
Brown field
Brown sugar
He's ruthless is our Dave. Us Northerners would have let you off ;D
Sugar mouse
silly nonsense
Mouse trap
Ya sound like Baz ;D
Mouse hole
I wrote bullish#t but got replaced by the system
Hell hole
;D ;D
Glory hole
Morning glory ;D
Glory seeker
New seeker
New potato
Potato pie
Pecan pie
Meat pie
Apple Pie
Steak pie
Fillet steak
Rump steak
Porterhouse steak
Rare steak
Cooked steak
cooked supper
Last supper
Last summer
Summer solstice
summer holiday
Busmans holiday
holiday fling
Highland fling
Higland Reserve
Its where we are stopping at the moment ;D
Highland Park
Highland games
Olympic games
Olympic rings
Onion rings
Onion bhaji
Onion soup
Soup kitchen
Two Kitchens (Red Ed)
He doesn't know where his next meal is coming from ;D
Two words
Cross words
Red cross
Red Ed
Red Ken
Red rum
Red raw
Red coat
Rain coat
Acid rain
Rain cloud
Ash cloud
cigarette ash
cigarette lightter
cigarette holder
ticket holder
Ticket tout
season ticket
Train ticket
Train line
Steam train
steam iron
Nine iron
Iron hoof
Iron ore
Cast iron
Plaster cast
cast off
Cast away
Chocs away
Away day
Pancake day
Pay day
Day off
Stand off
Jet off
Private jet
Private dancer
Private room
Room service
Service charge
Self service
Service station
Fire station
Fire cracker
Prawn cracker
Prawn toast
Melba toast
Peach melba
Melba Moore
Dudley Moore
Bobby Moore
Bobby Ball
Rubber ball
Ball park
Park life
West life
life sentence
Life story
Story book
Black book
Black out
Black pudding
Black country
Black eye
Eye patch
Cabbage patch
Red cabbage
Spring cabbage
Spring heel
Achilles heel
High heel
High horse
Rocking horse
Horse meat
Horse trader
City trader
City slicker
Cathedral city
Canterbury cathedral
Westminster Cathedral
Westminster Abbey
Abbey road
road works
Water works
Water meter
Water melon
Water park
park keeper
Park ranger
lone ranger
Lone star
shooting star
Shooting range
driving range
Range finder
finder fee
Route finder
direct route
Scenic route
Route master
Grand master
Grand stand
Hat stand
Stand up
up standing
Up yours :o
yours truly
Yours faithfully
Faithfully loyal
Loyal supporter
Loyal partner
Business partner
Business editor
Business card
Red card
Red letter
French letter
French stick
Pogo stick
Match stick
needle match
Match make
make hay
Hay stack
Hay fever
Scarlet fever
Scarlet O'hara
Your era Dave ;D
Captain Scarlet
Captain birdseye
Captain hook
Left hook
Right hook
Fish hook
fish supper
Flat fish
Smoked fish
Smoked salmon
Salmon cakes
Pontefract cakes
Birthday cakes
Jaffa cakes
Jaffa oranges
Blood oranges
Blood brothers
Blues brothers
Everley brothers
Brothers Grimm
Grimm reaper
Mister Grim(sdale) ;D
Mister men
mister big
Mister bump
bump into
Walk into
power walk
Power ranger
solar power
Solar flares
distress flares
Distress call
call box
Call girl
girl friend
Pen friend
pen ink
Squid ink
Sick squid ;D
;D ;D
Home sick
Home help
Home guard
Dave will remember them ;) ;)
I'm not that old
Fire guard
Coldstream guard
train guard
Train spotter
Bird spotter
Plane spotter
jet plane
Jet stream
Soda stream
Main stream
Main road
Road works
Road signs
Star signs
Star turn
Star prize
Prize asset
Prize fighter
Fighter plane
Carpenters plane
Carpenters bench
Carpenters tools
Engineering tools
Work tools
Home work
Sheltered home
Sheltered life
Life sentance
Life time
Time piece
Hair piece
Hair spray
Grey hair
Grey squirrel
Grey vote
Wasted vote
totally wasted
Totally ecstatic.
Totally Funny ;D
Totally true :-*
True Love :-*
Love all
Love Heart
Heart break
Heart beat
Beat up
Up Town
Town ship
Ghost ship
Ghost story
Love story
Love handles
Fork handles
Garden fork :-[
Good effort Bob ;D
Garden gnome
Garden shed
Garden pea
Perfumed garden
Rose garden
Rose petal
Rose water
Tonic water
Sparkling water
Sparkling wine
wine decanter
Wine bottle
bottle blond
Blond bimbo
Bimbo bread
Good old bimbo bread :D
Soda bread
Cream soda
cream sherry
Sherry trifle
Trifle deaf
Deaf aid
Hearing aid
Hearing things
Noisy things
Wild things
Wild woman
Wild flowers
Flowers bitter
Tetley bitter
Bitter taste
Taste buds
Flower buds
Flower power
Power ranger
Park ranger
Green park
Green fields
Green tea
Tea plantation
Tea cup
High tea
High horse
War horse
war crime
War baby
Baby boom
Baby boy
Baby grow
Baby boom
clock face
Ticking clock
Ticking bomb
Red card served. Shame the forum was down at the same time ;D ;D:-)
Time bomb
Time travel
Travel card
Travel light
Travel sickness
morning sickness
Morning all
Evening all
All inclusive
Afternoon all
Afternoon tiffin
Afternoon tea
Tea time (c.4pm)
Dinner time. Noon til 2
Time warp (where northern boys live)
bed time
Water bed
Water diviner
soda water
Soda stream
river stream
River bank
Bank charges
Bank holiday
Holiday money
Money tree
Tea tree
Tea cup
Tea pot
Pot black
Pot plant
indoor plant
Indoor bowls
carpet bowls
Carpet burns
Carpet cleaner
Carpet fitter
diesel fitter
Diesel engine
Engine oil
Oil lamp
Crude oil
Oil fired
Oil slick
Slick operator
Smooth operator
Smooth surface
Smooth shave
lady shave
Lady luck
Shady lady
Lady muck
Horse muck
Horse play
Fore play
Fore hand
Back hand
Back pass
Bus pass
Khyber pass
Pass over
over look
Second look
Second hand
helping hand
Hired hand
hired killer
Killer whale
Whale bone
Whale boat
pleasure boat
Tug boat
Boat yard
Scrap yard
Yard stick
Pogo stick
Broom Stick
Stick insect
Insect bite
Mosquito bite
Bite off
Bake off
Bully off
Bully boy
Toy boy
Toy soldier
Sex toy
Sex god
God almighty
God forbid
God squad
Drug squad
Drug abuse
Drug addict
Television addict
Television set
Set square
Square dance
Dance hall
Dance band
Band aid
Rubber band
Rubber duck
Rubber ball
Cannon ball
Cannon shot
Lead shot
Lead weight
Lose weight
Paper weight
Paper tiger
Tiger feet
tiger cub
Bear cub
Grizzly bear
Grizzly adams
Donkey(Tony) adams
Adams apple
Apple Crumble
Big apple
Big Ben
Big Wheel
Wagon wheel
Catherine wheel
Cart wheel
Cart horse
Quote from: DaveW on April 19, 2015, 10:28:47 AM
Cart horse
Leave Tony Adams alone :o ;D ;D
Race horse
Sorry Paul ;D ;D
Boat race
I must admit I did picture old donkey when I posted that. Used to cost a fortune in carrots when he played at the lane ;D
Boat yard
Scotland yard
back yard
Back wards
After wards
Hospital wards
Hospital beds
Double beds
double trouble
Double cream
Double diamond
diamond ring
Bull ring
Bell ring
Bell bottoms
Bell ringer
Dead ringer
Dead weight
dead end
Dead loss
Walking dead
Dead heat
Dead leg
Middle leg
Long leg
Short leg
Fine leg
Fine wine
Fine weather ::)
weather vane
weather male bird
Ummh i know we are supposed to be slow ooop north but we can count to TWO ;D
I typeid c o c k but the forum thought I was being rude and changed it And I did not notice it
Weather coc-k
Weather station
Station clock
Clock face
Clock radio
Radio times
Radio caroline
Sweet Caroline
Sweet potatoes
jacket potatoes
Tweed jacket
Harris tweed
Harris Isle
emerald isle
Emerald ring
nose ring
Wedding ring
Ring pull
ring tone
Ring piece
Valuable piece
Valuable item
An item
Item list
wish list
Death wish
Death row
Death duty
Import duty
Duty free
alcohol free
Free Willy
Willy warmer
Bed warmer
Bed post
Last post
Last orders
Marching orders
Postal orders
Marching orders
Red card accepted >:(
Must pay more attention ;D
Us northerners would have let you off Paul. Bloomin unfriendly southerners ;D ;D
Postal strike
Lightening strike
Lightening conductor
bus conductor
Bus stop
Stop sign
Sign here
Parking sign
Parking fee
transfer fee
Transfer market
Meat market
Fish market
Fish supper
Fish finger
Finger pointing
Finger buffet
Index finger
File index
Nail file
Toe nail
Nail gun
Hand gun
Gun barrel
Beer Barrel
Beer mat
Beer glass
Beer goggles
Beer pump
breast pump
Chicken breast
chicken run
Chicken nuggets
Gold nuggets
Gold rush
Rush hour
Happy hour
Happy meal
Happy ending
Happy faces
Small faces
Small world
World cup
Egg cup
Egg head
Head lice
Big head
Big Dipper
Chicken dipper
Chicken wing
East wing
East Ham
cured ham
Ham shank
shank shot
Trick shot
confidence trick
Hat trick
bowler hat
straw hat
Last straw
Straw Berry
Rasp berry
Goose Berry
Chuck Berry
Nick berry
Logan Berry
Jimmy Logan
Dacia Logan
Gabby Logan
Gabby yorath
Terry Yorath
Terry wogan
Terry Thomas
Thomas Edison
Edison lighthouse
Lighthouse family
Family Tree
Tree house
House insurance
Insurance hotspot
Insurance fraud
Insurance professionals (the salt of the earth)
Insurance scam
Insurance broker
Mortgage broker
mortgage rate
Base rate
base register
Register till
Till roll
sausage roll
Swiss roll
Swiss watch
Swiss alps
Swiss cheese
Cheese cake
cake mix
Fairy cake
Fairy dust
gold dust
Gold bar
Gold rush
rush hour
Midnight hour
Hour glass
Wine glass
sparkling wine
Wine rack
Wine bottle
bottle blonde
Beer bottle
Ginger beer
Ginger ale
Pale ale
Pale face
Face ache
Face paint
Paint brush
Paint pot
pot plant
Cooking pot
Plant pot
Plant cutting
Cutting down
Chopping down
Chopping wood
Balsa wood
Dead Wood
Dead leg
dog leg
Dog lead
Lead weight
Heavy weight
Light weight
Light bulb
Tulip bulb
Onion bulb
Spring onion
Spring loaded
Spring cabbage
pickled cabbage
Pickled onions
Pickled beetroot
beetroot sandwich
Ham sandwich
West Ham
Ham shank
Lamb shank
Lamb chop
Lamb curry
Curry powder
Chicken curry
Curry house
Safe house
Safe cracker
Cream cracker
Cracker bread
Bread knife
Bread board
Bread line
Tiger bread
tiger woods
Tiger feet
Bengal tiger
Bengal lancer
Bengal Takeaway
Chinese takeaway
Chinese whispers
Chinese embassy
Embassy coupons (used to collect them when I smoked cigarettes in the 60's)
Quote from: DaveW on May 07, 2015, 09:21:05 AM
Embassy coupons (used to collect them when I smoked cigarettes in the 60's)
Same as that Dave but in the 70's
Supermarket coupons
Supermarket sweep
Clean sweep
Chimney sweep
Chimney flue
Chimney stack
Stack up
Muck up
muck spreading
coddy muck
Coddy fingers
Chocolate fingers
Chocolate fountain
Fountain pen
Pen nib
Pig pen
Pig sty
Pig ignorant
Pig nosed
Fat pig
Fat cat ;D
Pussy cat
Pussy willow
Pussy galore
Shaved pussy
Shaved head
Clean shaved
clean sweep
Sweep up
Supermarket sweep
Chimney sweep
Chimney pot
Tea pot
Pot ted
Big ted
Big head
Big ears
Big top
Top notch
Top drawer
Knicker drawer
Knicker elastic
Knicker snatcher
Cradle snatcher
Body snatcher
Body parts
Bit parts
Car parts
Car park
Car wash
Car tax
Tax office
Income tax
Council tax
Council worker
County council
County cricket
Cricket bat
Fruit bat
Fruit juice
Fruit cake
Cake stand
Hand stand
Coat stand
Under coat
Under pass
Under arm
Strong arm
Extra strong
extra time
Fergie time
Party time
party pooper
Party bag
Party line
Fishing line
Fishing rod
fishing licence
Fishing boat
boat race
Sailing boat
Tug boat
Tug master
Master chef
Head chef
Sous chef
Little chef
Little willy
Willy Warmer
Save willy
Free willy
Free sex
Sex slave
Sex buddy
Buddy holly
holly bush
Bush telegraph
Telegraph pole
Pole vault
Bank vault
Investment bank
West Bank
West Indies
East Indies
East Ham
East End
West end
West ham
Ham sandwich
Sandwich spread
Bed spread
Bed post
Last post
Last place
Last supper
Supper time
Bed time
Time piece
Hair piece
Hair net
Fishing net
Fishing village
Village people
people power
Power supply
Gas supply
Natural Gas
gas meter
Parking meter
Valet parking
Restricted parking
Restricted view
View finder
Finder fee
Entry fee
No entry
Free entry
Rear entry
Rear access
Rear guard
Guard house
Safe house
safe cracker
Safe hands
Hands up
Up standing
Standing order
Standing down
Duck down
Duck pond
Pond life
Lily pond
Lily white
White lines
Yellow lines
Yellow pages
Yellow ribbon
typewriter ribbon
Typewriter keys
Door keys
Back door
Back stabber
Back passage
Passage way
Milky way
Milky coffee
Coffee percolater
Coffee cake
Carrot cake
Carrot Cruncher
Number cruncher
Number plate
Dinner (after 6pm) plate
Dinner guest
After dinner
Dinner jacket
Jacket potato
couch potato
Roast potato
Sunday roast
Roast parsnip
Parsnip soup
Tomato Soup
Soup kitchen
kitchen cupboard
Kitchen sink
Kitchen table
League table
Football league
football pitch
Football match
Match stick
Hockey stick
Ice hockey
Ice pick
Pick axe
Tooth pick
tooth fairy
Fairy liquid
Northern fairy
Northern monkey
Northern supremacy
Northern line
Line dance
dance hall
Albert hall
Prince Albert
Albert bridge
Albert Hall
Village hall
Onion ring
Wedding ring
Engagement ring
Get him told Paul ;D ;D
Boxing ring
I will take my red card along with Tel 501 because ive no idea what planet hes on at least i was in the same galaxy ;) ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 24, 2015, 05:26:14 AM
Village hall
Quote from: Tel501 on May 24, 2015, 05:29:33 AM
Onion ring
Think he thought he was on food/drink ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 24, 2015, 08:25:19 AM
I will take my red card along with Tel 501 because ive no idea what planet hes on at least i was in the same galaxy ;) ;DQuote from: DaveW on May 24, 2015, 05:26:14 AM
Village hall
Quote from: Tel501 on May 24, 2015, 05:29:33 AM
Onion ring
Good call Bob ;D ;D
Ring piece
Bull ring
Bull fight
male bird fight
fight club
"Onion ring" not what i was thinking about when i posted that ::)
And I didn't type male bird fight ::)
Pudding club
Black pudding
Pease pudding
Steak pudding
Steak canadian
Canadian geese
Arctic geese
Arctic monkeys
Arctic roll
Drum roll
Drum tabacco
Tabacco smoke
Tobacco road
Road works
works outing
Water works
water park
Park ranger
Car Park
Park bench
bench press
Press gang
Gang member
Gang warfare
Germ warfare
Wheat germ
Shredded wheat
Shredded paper
Blotting paper
Tissue paper
Carbon paper
Carbon copy
Copy coupon
Copy cat
Cat litter
Cat nap
Nap sack
Santa Sack
Coal sack
Coal miner
Coal face
Red face
Poker face
poker school
School yard
yard arm
Yard stick
Lollipop stick
Liquorice stick
Liqourice allsorts
Liquorice laces
shoe laces
Shoe horn
shoe shine
Moon shine
Moon light
Spot light
Beauty spot
Beauty Contest
Fishing contest
Fishing net
fishing rod
Fly fishing
Fly paper
paper boy
lady boy
Boy scout
Kinder scout
Kinder chocolate
Chocolate Fountain
chocolate buttons
Shirt buttons
designer shirt
shirt sleeve
Short sleeve
short weekend
Dirty weekend
Dirty dancing
Dancing shoes
Danving queen
Queen bee
bee hive
Bee sting
Nettle sting
Nettle wine
Nettle soup
Soup kitchen
Tomato soup
Cherry tomato
Cocktail cherry
Cocktail stick
Cocktail waitress
Head waitress
Head master
Head teacher
Head lice
Head case
Nut case
Suit case
birthday suit
Birthday card
Anniversary card
Anniversary waltz
Cuckoo waltz
Cuckoo clock
Cloud cuckoo
Apple cloud
Apple crumble
Big apple
Apple tree
Family tree
Family Fued
Family way
Family gathering
The Gathering
The end
The beginning
The boss
Boss man
Man mountain
Man size
Man Up
Up stairs
Spiral stairs
Down stairs
Duck down
Duck soup
Roast duck
Roast spuds
Spit roast
Spit ting ::)
Bbq spit
Bbq sauce
Chilli sauce
Brown sauce
brown trousers
Brown nose
Brown bag
Brown sugar
Icing sugar
Royal icing
Royal family
Family ways
Family planning
Planning permission
Planning consent
Mutual consent
mutual agreement
Gentleman's agreement
Gentlemans club
Pudding club
Christmas pudding
Christmas tree
Christmas kiss
Christmas present
Present time
Time piece
Over time
Over paid
Over shoot
Fruit shoot
fruit cocktail
Molotov cocktail
cocktail shaker
Cocktail dress
dress rehearsal
wedding dress
Wedding vows
Wedding day
Day out
Lock out
Out side
Side ways
Side show
Show stopper
Gob stopper
Gob Sh*te
Gob full
full monty
Full house
House Martin
Public house
house party
Party animal
Animal crackers
Animal farm
Emmerdale Farm
Dairy farm
Dairy maid
Milk maid
Milk shake
Shake up
Mock up
male bird up
Stop male bird ;D
Why are there 3 words? ::)
Because the site wont let you put c.ock
male bird male bird male bird
Got ya...
Stop sign
Sign in
Sign out
Out back
Cut back
Back chat
Chat room
Room service
service station
Service agreement
Self service
One self
One Love
Love shack
Love Heart
Heart felt
Heart Break
Break fast
Break Away
Maximum break
Maximum headroom
Maximum strength
Maximum power
Maximum speed
Speed gun
Speed ramp
Wheelchair ramp
wheelchair friendly
Pet friendly
pet plan
master plan
Master Bates
Behave young Jon, Dee wont be amused
Master mariner
Master brewer
Route master
Route planner
Para planner
Para troop
Troop per ::)
per annum
Per cent ::)
five cent
Famous five
Five alive
Five nil
famous five
Famous people
Village People
village idiot
Village hall
Dance hall
dance routine
Dance class
Maths class
maths lesson
Driving lesson
Driving range
Range rover
Range finder
Finder fee
Entrance fee
Entrance gate
Rear entrance
Rear end
end game
Game bird
Bird table
Table top
Table tennis
tennis balls
Snooker balls
Golf balls
Golf clubs
Night clubs
Night time
Extra time
Time piece
Hair piece
Hair net
Hair spray
Spray tan
Spray gun
staple gun
Staple diet
diet pills
Micro diet
Micro chip
Chip butty
Oven chip
Potato chip
Jacket potato
Couch potato
Leather couch
leather jacket
suit jacket
Jacket pocket
Pocket billiards
Deep pocket
Deep throat
Sore throat
Sore head
head room
Head teacher
English teacher
English Language
Foul language
Foul play
play station
Play school
Play away
Away match
Match day
Day out
Day break
Break fast
Fast track
Fast lane
The Lane ;D
Brick lane
Brick wall
Brick layer
Layer cake
Cup cake
D cup
Egg cup
Fried egg
Fried rice
Wild rice
wild animal
Party animal
party pooper
Party popper
Party political
Party hat
Dunce hat
Hat stand
Bowler hat
Spin bowler
spin dryer
Wheel spin
Steering wheel
Spinning wheel
Big wheel
Big top
Tank top
Fish Tank
Fish finger
Fish Face
Fish paste
Fish pie
Steak pie
Mince pie
Tongue pie
Pressed tongue
tongue lashing
Ox tongue
Tongue tied
Tongue sandwich
Tuna sandwich
Tuna fish
Fish pie
Steak pie
Apple pie
meat pie
Mince meat
Goat meat
Horse meat
Horse race
Boat race
Sail boat
Model boat
skinny model
Skinny dip
Skinny latte
overpriced latte
Caramel latte
Cream caramel
Custard cream
Birds custard
Noisy birds ;D
Noisy neighbours ;D
God neighbours
God sqaud
Flying squad
flying carpet
Magic carpet
Magic mushrooms
Button mushrooms
Button nose
Red nose
red flag
Flag beach
beach bum
Bum deal
Deal cards
Birthday cards
Birthday cake
Birthday suit
swim suit
Swim ming ::)
Ming dynasty
Ming ing
Emperor ming
emperor penguin
Penguin biscuit
biscuit barrel
Beer barrel
Beer gut
Beer Keller
Root beer
root ginger
Beet root ;D
sugar beet
Sugar cane
Sugar daddy
Sugar plum
Victoria plum
Professor plum
Plum jam
Jam jar
Night jar
Night starvation
Night owl
barn owl
My kindle died before I could correct it
And the second word is going to be?? ;D ;D ;D
Snowy Owl
Night owl
You tell him Paul ;D ;D
Good luck
Lady luck
Lady Muck
Muck spreader
Muck up
stick up
Stick insect
Insect repellent
Insect bite
Quick bite
Snake bite
Ban over ;D
Snake skin
Snake venom
Snake skin
Skin tight
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 18:57:36 PM
Snake skin
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 20:33:05 PM
Snake skin
Twice in 2 posts i see the cockeneee brotherhood are sticking together well im not into all that 24hr ban to Dave ;) ;) ;)
Tight wad
tight fit
Fit ted
Ted Baker
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 03, 2015, 07:03:56 AM
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 18:57:36 PM
Snake skin
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 20:33:05 PM
Snake skin
Well spotted Bob ;D
Twice in 2 posts i see the cockeneee brotherhood are sticking together well im not into all that 24hr ban to Dave ;) ;) ;)
Tight wad
Big Ted
Little Ted
Little willy
Free willy
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 03, 2015, 07:03:56 AM
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 18:57:36 PM
Snake skin
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 20:33:05 PM
Snake skin
Twice in 2 posts i see the cockeneee brotherhood are sticking together well im not into all that 24hr ban to Dave ;) ;) ;)
Tight wad
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 03, 2015, 07:25:06 AM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 03, 2015, 07:03:56 AM
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 18:57:36 PM
Snake skin
Quote from: DaveW on July 02, 2015, 20:33:05 PM
Snake skin
Well spotted Bob ;D
Quote from: DaveW on July 03, 2015, 07:41:30 AM
Free willy
Just blatant flaunting of a direct banning order i think we will have to discuss further punishment ;) ;) ;D
Twice in 2 posts i see the cockeneee brotherhood are sticking together well im not into all that 24hr ban to Dave ;) ;) ;)
Tight wad
Take your punishment like man Young dave
I think he takes the ban or has to come on the 13 th to the corner house
I apologise as I didnt see Bob's post as went straight to latest post.Will take my punishment as I am an upstanding Essex gentleman.
Aye it will be cheaper than a night at the cornerhouse ;) ;)
Willy Wonka
Free willy . Seen as Daves was an illegal post ;D
Willy warmer ::)
Bed warmer
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 04, 2015, 07:50:08 AM
Free willy . Seen as Daves was an illegal post ;D
Cheat >:( Suspension served, I'm back ;D
Sea bed
Quote from: DaveW on July 04, 2015, 11:00:26 AM
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 04, 2015, 07:50:08 AM
Free willy . Seen as Daves was an illegal post ;D
Cheat >:( Suspension served, I'm back ;D
Sea bed
Quote from: DaveW on July 03, 2015, 17:30:30 PM
I apologise as I didnt see Bob's post as went straight to latest post.Will take my punishment as I am an upstanding Essex gentleman.
Since when has 1730 been 1100 cheating cockeneeeeee :'(
Sea salt
Unbelievable never known cheek like it only from a cockeneee ;)
Sea horse
It beggars belief Bob and this from a man who disqualified me in his footie predictions, even tho he didn't explain the rules properly ;D ;)
Im disgusted really especially from an OAP ???
Flabbergasted Bob ;D
North sea
Anyway im not gonna let it upset me ;D
Sea world
Me neither ;D
World cup
World domination
Race horse.
I believe the offending post was on the 2nd July therefore I served the 24 hours, I realised my error on the 3rd at 17.30 hours, sort yourselves our ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 04, 2015, 14:22:58 PM
World domination
Quote from: Baldy on July 04, 2015, 18:03:48 PM
Race horse.
Think Paul has been on the juice ;D
Southern domination
Wish I had been on sauce, but when I posted Bob's sea horse was there :o
Chuffing iPhones ;D
Both cockeneeees banned til Tuesday. We've got 24th hours peace Bob ;D
Southern poofters
Thanks for those few kind words Jon :o :o
See you on Tuesday ;D ;D
Bye paul take care mate look out for those race horses
Who's go is it ;D ;D
Don't want to play anymore with you two making up rules on the hoof >:(
Bob it's your turn to put the teddies back ;D ;D
Southern numpties
Southern comfort ;D
Comfort zone
Play zone
Play school
Dave ;D
Play pen
Pen friend
Friend ship
Ship ahoy
Ship shape
shape shifter
Square shape
Square pegs
Clothes pegs
Clothes line
Welcome back ;D
Train line
Train track
Fast track
Track record
record breaker
Ice breaker
ice sculpture
Ice cube
Rubix cube
Sugar cube
Sugar daddy
Sugar beet
Beet root
Root vegetable
Vegetable soup
Soup bowl
Sugar bowl
Sugar cane
Brown sugar
Brown bag
Brown nose
Brown trousers
Brown sauce
tomato sauce
Chopped tomato
Plum tomato
Victoria plum
Plum duff
Professor Plum
Plum tie
Tie dye
Kipper tie
smoked kipper
Smoked haddock
Battered haddock
Beer battered
Ginger beer
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 09, 2015, 15:46:41 PM
Beer battered
[/quotis this a yorkie thing
Beer pump . .
Bicycle pump
Pump house
House rules
Aussie rules
Local rules
Local pub
Pub games
Pub quiz
Quiz night
Pop quiz
Pop tarts
Pop corn
Pop stars
Pop group
Group on ::) ;D
On camera
On course
Race course
Boat race
Human race
Human nature
Human league
Fantasy league
Fantasy football
Football pools
Swimming pools
synchronised swimming
Swimming lesson
Spanish lesson
Lesson learned
English lesson
Italian lesson
Italian meal
meal time
Meal worm
Worm cast
Lug worm
silk worm
Silk shirt
Cotton shirt
Dot cotton
Cotton bud
Zola Bud
Rose bud
Rose bush
Black bush
black bird
Black mark
Danger mark
Danger mouse
Mouse trap
Mouse pad
Writing pad
Pad lock
Cricket pad
Cricket bat
Bat man
Best man
best friend
Best Princess
Princess Grace
Amazing grace
simply amazing
Simply red
Red bull
Red barrel
Red Baron
Red arrows
Red light
Light ale
Ale house
Town house
Town ship
Ship shape
Shape shifter
In shape
In crowd
In side
Side car
Car park
Park keeper
Bee keeper
Bee hive
Bee line
Spelling Bee
Queen bee
honey bee
Honey pot
pot black
Black spot
black head
Black beard
black heart
Black pudding
Pudding lane
Lovers lane
Petticoat lane
Park lane
Car park
Car wash
Car engine
engine room
Ball room
Policemen's ball
Policemens helmet
Crash helmet
Crash mat
prayer mat
Door mat
Door knob
Foxy knob
Knob head
Dick head
Private Dick
Private party
Birthday party
Birthday cake
Cup cake
Saucer
Where is the second word ?
It's mi blooming phone
Cup saucer
Tea cup
Tea cake
Tea dance
Barn dance
Barn owl
Night owl
Night watchman
Night shift
Night time
Time lord
Time traveller
Time tunnel
Tunnel vision
Wind tunnel
Wind mill
Mill Hill
Hill billy
puffing Billy
Billy liar
Billy goat
Billy no-mates
Billy can
can opener
Tin can
Tin mine
Tin pot
Pot plant
Pot purri
Coffee pot
Tea pot
Tea trolley
Tea leaf
Tea bag
carrier bag
Paper bag
paper handkerchief
Knotted handkerchief
Pocket handkerchief
Pocket billiards
Billiards table
Table salt
Table leg
Dog leg
Dog lead
Dog collar
collar dove
Dove tail
tail wind
Wind pipe
pipe cleaner
Drain pipe
Sewer pipe
Peace pipe
Peace treaty
Proportional treaty
Versailles treaty
Warsaw treaty
Treaty wording (all of this treaty stuff is reminding of work)
Legia Warsaw
You replied to the wrong post Bob
Sorry misread your post didnt think youd replied
Numpties ;D
Warsaw convention
Your previous observation should be in the singular Jon
Business convention
Business class
Class act
Class wars
Star wars
Evening star
Evening stroll
Good evening
Good manners
Bad manners
Bad girls
bad luck
Lady luck
Silver lady
Silver shadow
Shadow boxing
Kick off
Bully off
Bully beef
Roast beef
Corned beef
Beef Wellington
Beef olives
Beef cube
Mince beef
Lamb mince
Lamb chops
Pork chops
pork sword
Pork pie
Pie crust
Pie eater
Ant eater
Red ant
Adam ant
Flying ant
Flying squad
Flying pickets
Flying saucer
Flying lesson
flying carpet
Flying machine
coffee machine
Coffee bean
Baked bean
Baked potato
Potato chips
Jacket potato
Dinner Jacket
Dinner time
12noon ;) ;)
Lunch time 12-1 ;) ;D
Time warp. (Where northerners live)
Doing time ( most southerners)
Call time
Call girl
Sunday girl
Spice girl
Spice jar
NIght jar
Jam jar
Traffic jam
Traffic cone
Traffic warden
Traffic calming
Traffic news
News broadcaster
news bulletin
News paper
toilet paper
Toilet humour
toilet brush
Hair brush
(Vaguely remember these) :o ;D
Hair spray
Hair piece
Curly hair
Hair net
Fishing net
Fishing line
telephone line
Telephone bill
Bill gates
bill stickers
Buffalo Bill
Buffalo steak
Rump steak
Rump end
Big end
South end
Dead end
Dead wood
Dead leg
Right leg
Short leg
short temper
Short fuse
fuse box
Box clever
Clever clogs
Clever dick
Spotted dick
Spotted woodpecker
Woodpecker cider
Pear cider
Cider vinegar
vinegar wine
Wine bottle
bottle top
Bottle neck
Brass neck
Brass monkey
Monkey business
Monkey wrench
Monkey nuts
Monkey business
Oops is the gooner for the card ?
;) ;) :)
Dave would send him to the chair ;D
Paul is ok, think his punishment should be to go and watch West Ham
Show business
Totally agree Dave. Could have been worse Paul, he might have said Spurs ;D
Business class
class act
Sister act
Act tor ;)
::)
Stage act
Stage hand
Second hand
Second place
Grand place
Grand piano
Upright Piano
Piano keys
Florida keys
Florida cocktail
Cocktail cherry
Prawn cocktail
Cocktail Dress
cocktail stick
Stick insect
insect bite
Insect repellant.
liquid repellant
Liquid diet
Liquid Lunch
Lunch time
bed time
Bed room
room service (have pm you)
He never answers pms
Second service
second hand (I know,thats why I thought I would tell him...lol )
Hand signal
Hand sign (he still hasn`t replied....)
New he wouldn't, he's useless. ;D
Star sign
Star struck....(I`ll ask him about it and he`ll say he never saw it...)
There's sure to be some excuse ;D
Star gazer
Yeh id gone to bed ;D
Star beck ;)
shooting star
Shooting range
driving range
Driving test
Paternity test
Drugs test
Prescription drugs
Drugs baron
Red Baron
Baron Jon ;D ;D
Bad Jon
bad land
land army
Land registry
Wonder land
Land ding :( :(
Is land ::)
is alright
Not alright
Not ted :(
Far ted
Far away
playing away
Go away
Cast away
Cast off
Off cut
Cut out
out take
Take off
Take advantage
Take that
take aim
Take away
Take pity
Self pity
self harm
Self service
Sell fish ;D
Get back up top with the argumentative ones ;D ;D Hello Graham
Flat fish
Afternoon Father Jon 8)
Hello Graham
flat feet
Flat mate
house mate
House martin
House rules
House party
Party time
Party poppers
Birthday party
Anniversary party
Anniversary waltz
Viennese waltz
Last waltz
Last cigarette
Cigarette butt
Cigarette lighter
pounds lighter
Lighter fuel
Fuel economy
Fuel cap
Fuel tax
Tax return
Income tax
Tax evasion
Tax exile
Tax i
I phone
phone bill
Phone box
Phone line
Line judge
Line markings
Line up
dress up
Dress down
Deep down
Deep throat
Sore throat
throat lozenge
Cough lozenge
chesty cough
Cough medicine
Medicine ball
foot ball
Club foot
foot spa
Bath Spa
Bubble bath
Bath tub
Hot tub
hot toddy
Hot stuff
Hot gear
Hot pot
Hot plate
Hot legs
Table legs
Table ender
Table top
top banana
Banana skin
Skin deep
Fore skin
Fore tune
Sorry
Fore cast
Over cast
over coat
Coat hook
Fish hook
Right hook
Left hook
Left wing (commie b******ds)
Quote from: DaveW on August 09, 2015, 08:46:54 AM
Left wing (commie b******ds)
Well said Dave ;D
Right wing
Chicken wing
Wing commander
chicken wing
Chicken leg
Leg pull
Pull down
Down town
feeling down
Feeling sick
sick note
Sick bed
Bed time
O/T ;D
T break
Highest break
break wind
Wind farm
Wind tunnel
channel tunnel
Tunnel vision
vision express
Vision on
On strike
Tube strike
Rail strike
broken rail
Broken heart
heart rhythm
Heart beat
beat officer
Police officer
Police informant
Police car
Car wash
Strip wash
Strip tease
Strip club
Club biscuit
Club foot
Foot fall
Foot loose
Loose women
Loose is the village where we live
Good women
Good will
Good day
Day break
Break up
Up stairs
Up tight
Tight fit
Fit ting
keep fit
Keep er
Must be getting near some Red Cards for some of Red Ruski's responses on this thread
Castle keep
Castle moat
Castle turret
Ting is a word so is er ;D
Quote from: DaveW on August 12, 2015, 17:21:35 PM
Must be getting near some Red Cards for some of Red Ruski's responses on this thread
Castle keep
Go for it Dave ;D
Castle Howard
Howard Kendal
Howard Hughes
Mark Hughes
Skid mark
Wheel skid
Wheel trim
Bike wheel
Wheel house
Work house
Work horse
Race horse
Human race
Sack race
Potato sack
New potato
New port
Careful Dave'll have ya ;D
New moon
Blue moon
Moon walk
Moon shine
shoe shine
Shoe lace
Nottingham lace
Paper lace
lace undies
Soiled undies
Discarded undies
Frilly undies
frilly dress
dress maker
match maker
Match stick
Stick man
Stick insect
Walking stick
Walking dead
Walking holiday
Holiday snaps
Holiday money
Money tree
Tree den
Tree fellers
Tree hugger
Tree house
House arrest
House builder
House insurance
Insurance cover
Cover girl
insufficient cover
Cover point
Under cover
under thumb
Tom thumb
Thumb nail
Nail gun
Nail polish
Polish plumber
Polish carpenter
Mansion polish
Mansion tax
Council tax
Income tax
Tax credit
credit card
Business card
Business guru
computer guru
Computer programme
Program bug
Carpet bug
Carpet cleaner
window cleaner
Window licker
French window
French letter
Love letter
love bite
Snake bite
Snake charmer
Slippery snake
slippery customer
Customer service
customer complaints
Customer care
Care home
Care bear
Yogi bear
Bear necessities
Travel necessities
Travel wash
Wash bag
Car wash
Car parts
Body parts
Body matters
size matters
Man size
Man overboard
Man power
Power play
Power ranger
Park ranger
Park keeper
Park life
Good life
Long life
Long leg
Leg side
Side show
picture show
Picture frame
Picture postcard
seaside postcard
Seaside rock
Sarfend rock
Southend pier
Hastings pier
Southwold pier
Deal pier
North pier(Blackpool)
North star
Lucky Star
Dead lucky
Lucky charm
Lucky number
Lucky heather
Heather Trott
Jonathan trott
Jonathon LoadsaMoney :P
Baron loadsamoney
Stavros loadsamoney
Ya all been silly billies ;D
Dave loadsamoney
superstud Dave
Dreamer Dave ;D ;D
Dangerous Dave
Dangerous road
road hog
Road kill
Kill bill
restaurant bill
Restaurant menu
Reataurant table
He's on the cider again ;D
Table salt
Table cloth
cloth ears
Cloth napkin
napkin ring
Onion ring
pickled onion
Fried onion
fried eggs
Pickled eggs
pickled gherkins
Pickled Bob :o
Drunken Bob
Bob bing
Bob cat
Cat flap
Fat cat
Fat lip
Fat free
Fat use
Fat head
Skin head
Skin deep
Deep water
Water slide
water boarding
Boarding pass
back pass (Spurs do a lot of them
Back ward
Emergency ward
emergency landing
Landing strip
bumpy landing
Emergency services
You changed both words there Paul
His minds on the match tonight ;D
Quote from: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 18:45:19 PM
You changed both words there Paul
Sorry, I replied to emergency ward
Chuffing iPhones
Got 0-0 written all over it
Quote from: Baldy on August 24, 2015, 21:51:48 PM
Quote from: DaveW on August 24, 2015, 18:45:19 PM
You changed both words there Paul
Sorry, I replied to emergency ward
Chuffing iPhones
Got 0-0 written all over it
0-0 it was ;D
Will go from Daves
Landing craft
Craft work
over work
Over time
Spare time
spare tyre
Tyre rim
tyre lever
Tyre tracks
Make tracks
Make hay
Hay bale
Christian Bale
Gareth bale
Gareth Hunt
James Hunt
Mick Hunt
Fox hunt
Treasure hunt
It's his Yorkshire accent they say me instead of my.
Island bar
Yorkie bar
Yorkie Jon
Little Jon
Little women
Loose women
Loose change
sex change
Sex bomb
Sex slave
Sex trade
Olympic games
Must have been on the wrong page and followed an old post
trade winds
Westerly winds
He's got sex on the brain Bob
Winds down
Down stream
Sex trade
Sex mad
sex toy
Kinky :P :P
Sex bomb
time bomb
Time lord
Lord ship
Ship builder
Master builder
quiz master
Master craftsman
Master mariner
Master Bates
Knob head
Head lamp
Couldn't resist Paul ;D
Lamp light
Lamp tern ::)
Davey lamp
Street lamp
Street credibility
street trader
Street cleaner
Street wise
wise owl
Barn owl
Barn door
barn dance
Dance floor
Limbo dance
limbo pole
Pole vault
bank vault
Bank charge
Bank manager
Team manager
team coach
Team member
Squad member
flying sqaud
Flying what ;D
Flying saucer
Flying picket
Flying Paddy
Flying saucer
Well if its going to be like that young David youd better not come up with your old excuse of reading the wrong page in futures ;) ;) ;)
it was on the same page about 3 posts apart
Quote from: DaveW on September 01, 2015, 14:45:51 PM
flying sqaud
And what's one of those young Dave, ive looked sqaud up in the dictionary, and the word doesn't exist. Squad exists tho ;D
Paddy power
Power ranger
Jon you pedantic pain in the a@se
Power supply
Power surge
Power socket
Quote from: DaveW on September 03, 2015, 17:17:12 PM
Jon you pedantic pain in the a@se
Power supply
Just sticking up for young Bob. Might get a free rail pass ;D
Flower power
Eyup flower
flower vase
Flower pot
Chimney pot
Chimney stack
Chimney sweep
clean sweep
Clean room
Elbow room
Tennis elbow
Tennis balls
Tennis match
Grudge match
Football match
Football pundit
Football ground
Ground zero
zero tolerance
Target zero
Missed target
Sorely missed
Sorely tempted
always tempted
Always perfect
Perfect fit
Tight fit
Fit ting
keep fit
Keep sake
Castle keep
Castle nut
Nut case
Jewellery case
Jewellery quarter
Latin quarter
Quarter past
Past life
West life
Bugs life
Program bugs
Bugs bunny
Bunny boiler
Gas boiler
gas fitter
Gas main
Main man
Main road
road works
Road hog
Hog warts
Hog roast
Spit roast
spit toon
Toon army
salvation army
Army truck
delivery truck
Food delivery
Food parcel
Parcel force
Police force
Police car
Hire car
hire purchase
Purchase goods
Goods yard
Scotland Yard
back yard
Back stabbers
back entrance
Front entrance
front room
bath room
steam bath
Steam engine
Diesel engine
Diesel car
Car jack
Car showroom
Showroom salesman
Furniture salesman
Furniture item
Furniture store
Food store
Drug store
Drug den
Drug dealers
Card dealers
Card shark
White shark
Shark attack
attack force
Force closure
excessive force
Parcel force
parcel delivery
Delivery room
Delivery driver
Screw driver
Pile driver
Machine driver
coffee machine
Coffee perculater
coffee break
Tea break
Tea time (5pm)
Dinner time (18.00 hrs)
Lunch time (12ish)
Time piece
Cod piece
Atlantic cod
Smoked cod
Smoked haddock
Captain haddock
Captain sensible
Captain Scarlet
Scarlet pimpernel
Scarlet O'hara
turn scarlet
Left turn
That aint in Daves booklet ;)
Left overs
Left wing
Right wing
Chicken wing
Chicken breast
Chicken barons
Oil barons
Olive oil
Olive branch
Branch out
Look out
Come out
Come dancing
square dancing
Dirty dancing
Dancing partner
Pole dancing
Pole vault
Bank vault
Bank note
musical note
Musical composition
Musical instrument
musical talent
Talent show
Show jumping
Show time
Play time
Party time
Party popper
Party animal
Party hat
Top hat
top gun
Gun barrel
Gun shot
Shot bolt
Usain Bolt
lightening bolt
Lightning rod
Fishing rod
Fishing license
Fly fishing
fly paper
fly by
Fly tipping
tipping scales
fish scales
Weighing scales
Weighing up
Up market
fish market
Fish finger
Finger puppet
Puppet show
Glove puppet
Gardening glove
Fox glove
Fox tail
Dove tail
Dove coop
Chicken coop
Roast Chicken
Sunday roast
Roast parsnip
Parsnip soup
Tomato soup
squashed tomato
Tomato sauce
chilli sauce
Chilli bean
Baked bean
Baked Alaska
Baked potato
Jacket potato
Hot potato
Hot head
Dick Head
Clever dick
Clever clogs
Box clever
Packing box
cricket box
Penalty box
Penalty kick
Free kick
Free lunch
Lunch time (12-13hrs)
Dinner time 12 til 3
Tea time (5pm-6pm)
Breakfast time (07-08.30)
Nookie time (all day and night)
Says Casanova down there ::)
Extra time
I have a good memory (smileys not working for me)
Extra pounds
Extra large
Large size
Size matters
personal matters
Personal trainer
Cross trainer
Cross roads
Cross over
Over cast
Over coat
Maiden over
over all
All out
left out
Hung out
Well hung
wishing well
Well jell
Well done
Nearly done
Nearly there
Over there
Over kill
Maiden over
Dusky maiden
Maiden voyage
Bon voyage
Voyage itinerary
Daily Mail
Chain mail
Chain gang
Toilet chain
toilet paper
Toilet humour
Toilet pan
24 hour rule David. Everyone knows it ;D
Pan pipes
round things to you
Take it like a pensioner ,with some water and a few pills ;D
Didn't red card him, just a polite tut tut ;D
Bag pipes
Go Davey ;D
Don't encourage him. He'll follow you home ;D ;D
Carrier bag
carrier pigeon
Racing pigeon
Pigeon pie
Steak pie
Rump steak
Big rump
Big bang
Big hands
Safe hands
many hands
Idle hands
Idle time
Time waster
Time machine
fruit machine
Fruit juice
Fruit cake
Fruit trifle
trifle deaf
Tone deaf
Deaf mute
Deaf ears
big ears
Big brother
Half brother
Half baked
Half pint
pint size
Large size
Eddie large
Steady Eddie
Steady hands
Rock steady
rock band
Blackpool rock
Blackpool Tower
Tower ballroom
ballroom dancing
Line dancing
Plimsoll line
Hem line
White line
White army
Salvation army
Territorial army
Barmy army
Army ants
Ants pants
Long pants
Long goodbye
Long leg
Short leg
Inside leg
Last leg
Leg bye
bye bye
Good bye
Good buy
Good morning
Morning glory
Glory hole
Glory days
Happy days
Salad days
Salad dodgers
Jammie dodgers
Jammie Arsenal
Woolwich Arsenal. Hope ur impressed Paul ;D
Very, they should have stayed south of the river as well
Woolwich ferry
ferry boat
Tug boat
sail boat
sail away
Good recovery Jon ;D
Lose away (Tottenham) sorry Dave :o
Don't mind arsenal losing at the lane Paul
Carried away
Play away
Play ground
Ground sheet
Clean sheet
Bed sheet
Flower bed
Flower pot
Chimney pot
Cooking pot
Cooking books
Library books
cheque books (do people even use these anymore? )
(my sister, doesn't use a computer)
cheque stubs
Cigarette stubs
Cigarette cards
Birthday cards
Birthday suit
Birthday cake
Cheese cake
Cheese board
Surf board
Board stiff
stiff collar
White collar
White wash
Colour wash
Colour blind
Blind mice
Blind drunk
Blind man
Blind faith
have faith
Show faith
Freak show
Comedy show
Comedy club
Pudding club
Pease pudding
Black pudding
Pot black
Melting pot
pot belly
Belly pork
Belly button
Belly dancer
Exotic dancer
Exotic animals
Jungle animals
Jungle bunnies
Jungle juice
Orange juice
Celebrity Juice
Apple juice
apple crumble
Big apple
Apple pie
pie crust
Pie chart
chart topper
Pop chart
Pop bottle
Blue bottle
Blue lagoon
Blue cheese
Cheese board
Cheese string
String vest
Thermal vest
Thermal break
Wind break
Wind farm
wind mill
Pepper mill
Pepper pot
Chilli pepper
Pepper spray
deodorant spray
Paint spray
war paint
War crimes
War cry
War baby
Baby doll
baby boom
Sonic boom
Super sonic
Super market
Market value
Face value
Scar face
about face
Face off
bugger off
Bully off. Language princess ;D
School Bully....I could of put worse :P
School teacher
school bully
Bully boy
Quote from: dee-dee on October 15, 2015, 05:48:26 AM
School Bully....I could of put worse :P
Quote from: DaveW on October 15, 2015, 09:49:19 AM
school bully
4 hrs in between just not on you know whats coming David
Red Card
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Boy band
Hold my hand up, deserve my punishment for that one but I was still in shock from the Princesses profanities
Its still no excuse im afraid ;) ;)
You are a hard man Bob
Rubber band
Cant be showing favouritism ;D
Rubber tree
Palm tree
24 hours up
Tree surgeon
;D ;D ;D
Tree house
House arrest
Arrest warrant
under arrest
Under cover
blanket cover
Blanket fog
Fog lights
Northern lights
Northern numpties
Southern numpties ;)
Southern softies ;)
Southern studs
Southern belle
Southern comfort
Comfort zone
danger zone
Danger mouse
Mouse trap
Trap door
Green door
Back door
Front door
door key
Key hole
Rabbit hole
Rabbit pie
Rampant rabbit
Rabbit fur
Rabbit hutch
Rabbit Rabbit
Rabbit punch
Rabbit stew
Stew pot
Chimney stack
Point taken ;D ;D
Chimney pot
Quick before Dave notices
Chimney sweep
Clean sweep
Clean up
Crack up
Up town
Town hall
Dance hall
Barn dance
Barn owl
Brown owl
Brown bag
Brown sugar
Sugar plum
Sugar cube
oxo cube
Oxo gravy
Think you got away with that one Jon ;)
Gravy train
Quote from: Baldy on October 21, 2015, 19:06:06 PM
Oxo gravy
Think you got away with that one Jon ;)
Ssshhhhhhh Paul ;D
Steam train
Steam engine
Thats twice today Jonny boy how come you havent got a ban
Was following Daves gravy train. Don't you start ya must be pizzed
Steam iron
Five iron
Five alive
man alive
Man overboard
Man bag
Man overboard
Asian flu
Bird flu
Bird brain
Bird table
Table tennis
Lawn tennis
I stutter a bit sometimes Jon :o ;D
Tennis court
Crown court
Dental crown
Turkey crown
Turkey drumstick
Turkey trot
Golfing comp Bob before you ask ;D
Fox trot
Fox hole
Man hole
Nineteenth hole
Black hole
black beauty
Black box
Cardboard box
Shoe box
shoe horn
French horn
cream horn
Horn pipe
Rhino horn
Rhino opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body
Rhino skin
Skin deep
Skin tight
Water tight
Water sports
Water bed
Water fall
Fall guy
Fall over
Over flow
over hill
Maiden over
village maiden
Village bike
office bike
Post office
pigeon post
Racing post
Racing pigeon
Pigeon pie
pie crust
Pie dish
Pie chart
Pork pie
Pork crackling
Pork chop
Chop suey
Chop per
per usual
Per item
Per say
Your say
Say what
what ever
Who ever
Doctor Who
Witch doctor
Wicked witch
Witch hazel
Hazel nut
Brazil nut
Nut case
Suit case
Head case
Book case
Book club
Book end
East end
West end
West tern ::)
Wild west
Wild thing
Sexy thing
Sexy underwear
Dirty underwear
Dirty washing
Washing machine
fruit machine
Fruit cocktail
Molatov cocktail
Prawn cocktail
Prawn sandwich
club sandwich
club foot
Big foot
Big bang
Gang bang
Gang member
Club member
Club soda
Club foot
Foot ball
foot odour
Foot loose
Foot spray
Broken foot
Broken promise
Eastern promise
Eastern Europeans
Eastern delights
Turkish delight
Turkish bath
Bubble bath
Bubble Squeak
Hubble bubble
Hubble telescope
Telescope House
Mad house
Mad Hatter
Mad Max
Mad men
Mad world
World cup
Bra cup
Egg cup
Tea cup
Tea caddy
Golf caddy
Golf course
Golf car
Bumper car
bumper sticker
Bumper pack
pack horse
Rocking horse
Cart horse
Shire horse
Shire counties
Home counties
Home front
Front door
Door stop
Bus stop
Bus ticket
Bus pass
Khyber pass
Pass over
Leg over
Wooden leg
Leg bye
peg leg
Good bye
good vibrations
Good deal
Good intentions
Good night
Night time
Time travel
Snap time
Time piece
Cod piece
Cape cod
Cod army
Territorial army
Army base
Army surplus
Surplus store
Department store
Lingerie department
Sexy lingerie
silk lingerie
Silk worm
Worm hole
Glow worm
Glow stick
Chop stick
Pork chop
Lamb chop
Chop chop
chop suey
Karate chop
Karate kid
Kid gloves
Boxing gloves
Boxing ring
Ear ring
Ear wig
Wig wam
Wig an
An other
An dover
Ben dover
Ben der
Won der
Der by
Der went
Der Mott ::)
Der Rick
Hay rick
Hay stack
Chimney stack
Chimney sweep
Road sweep
Road kill
Road sign
danger sign
Star sign
Star struck
Star gazer
Star ship
Ship shape
Pirate ship
Cruise Ship
Ghost ship
Ghost town
Ghost writer
Ghost story
Toy story
Toy box
Toy boy
Tory boy
Wide boy
Barrow boy
Nice boy
Boy band
Band age
Old age
Old spice
Spice rack
lamb rack
Lamb chop
Lamb curry
Lamb shank
Roast lamb
Hog roast
Roast chicken
Chicken soup
Soup dragon
Dragon breath
Dogs breath
dogs dinner
Dinner time
Lunch time
Good time
Good day
day pass
Bus pass
Bus driver
Pile driver
Pile ointment
Pile up
Pile high
High five
Famous five
Five star
Star ship
Shooting star
star sign
Danger sign
Danger mouse
Mouse pad
Mouse droppings
Mouse trap
Honey trap
tender trap
Tender steak
Tender ness
Loch Ness
Wilder ness
Gene wilder
Gene kelly
defective gene
Defective brakes
Dodgy brakes
Disc brakes
Slipped disc
Slipped up
Messed up
Leg up
Leg over
Over rated
Game over
Game bird
Game boy
Boy George
boy wonder
Boy zone
Danger zone
Danger mouse
Mickey Mouse
Mouse trap
Trap door
door frame
Zimmer frame
picture frame
Freeze frame
deep freeze
Deep clean
Deep sea
Deep throat :o
;D
Deep down
down under
Under neath
Under skirt
Down under
Cover up
He's chosen to ignore Paul ;D
Cover girl
Not bothered ;D
Call girl
Cheating Lancey inbred
nature call
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 16, 2015, 14:51:08 PM
He's chosen to ignore Paul ;D
Cover girl
Thought he might of done Jon, do as I say not as I do :o :o ;D ;D
Phone call
Quote from: DaveW on November 16, 2015, 16:28:49 PM
Cheating Lancey inbred
nature call
You be careful David watch ya blood pressure ;)
Phone box
It is already off the chart
Police box
Police officer
Police car
Police constable
constable country (Dedham Vale in Suffolk)
Country mile
Country walks
Country roads
Country code
Code breaker
Ice breaker
Ice bucket
sick bucket
Sick note
Sick bag
Shopping bag
Bag pipe
Water pipe
water chestnut
Roasted chestnut
Horse chestnut
Horse box
Black box
black magic
Magic trick
hat trick
Pat trick ::)
Cow pat
Cow pie
Cow shed
Cow bell
liberty bell
Blue bell
blue movie
Blue cheese
Cheddar cheese
Cottage cheese
Cheese spread
Cheese cloth
Cloth ears
Dish cloth
dish washer
Casserole dish
Beef casserole
Beef Wellington
Wellington boot
Car boot
Football boot
Football pools
Football match
American football
American Dream
Dream boys
dream boat
Gravy boat
Gravy train
train delays
Train strike
Train driver
Train tracks
making tracks
Making love
love letters
Red letters
Red dress
Wedding dress
Wedding bells
Wedding nightmares
Wedding cars
Wedding ring
Wedding cake
Cake stand
Hand stand
Stand pie
Gala pie
I think Jon meant stand pipe
Gala bingo
Bingo wings
Thought it was Yorkshire junk food
Chicken wings
Chicken breast
breast pump
Breast stroke
A stand pie is a big pork pie ooop here
Sun stroke
Sun tan
Sun day
Day job
Day time
Time machine
machine gun
Gun carriage
Royal carriage
Royal mint
Polo mint
Polo horse
Race horse
Horse box
Black box
Black magic
magic show
magic mushrooms
Magic roundabout
Magic circle
circle line
Line dance
Barn dance
dance hall
Pole dance
pole cat
North pole
May pole
May fly
May Day
Day off
pull down
Pull up
Im due some more days off ;)
Ring pull
Wedding ring
Wedding cake
wedding guests
Wedding day
Wedding bells
Bells whisky
Church bells
Church choir
choir boy
boy scout
Cub scout
Bear cub
Bear necessities
Bear hug
Bear market
Meat market
Meat pie
Pie chart
Weather chart
Weather forecast
Weather vane
Weather warning
Warning sign
Star sign
shooting star
Star ship
Ship shape
shape shifter
earth shifter
Earth worm
Planet earth
Lonely planet
Planet Hollywood
Hollywood boulevard
Hollywood hills
Mole hills
Black hills
black gold
gold chain
Gold ring
Gold bullion
Fools gold
April fools
April showers
Rain showers
Rain clouds
rain coat
Crombie coat
Under coat
Down under
Under neath
Under thumb
Tom thumb
Uncle Tom
Major Tom
Major road
Tarmac road
Tobacco road
Tobacco stain
Embarrassing stain
Stain devil
little devil
Red devil
Red letter
Letter box
Pill box
Box top
spinning top
Gold top
Soft top
Top hat
Hat stand
Main stand
Grand stand
Grand dad
Grand mother
Grand piano
Grand Prix
Grand bazzar
Grand national
National debt
National express
Express checkout
Express delivery
Breech delivery
Delivery service
Special delivery
Special one
Special brew
Brew time
Time machine
Cash machine
Washing machine
Washing up
Trip up
Slip up
Slip stream
Gulf stream
Gulf states
states obvious
United states
Man united
Space man
Parking space
Parking fee
Parking meter
Meter maid
milk maid
Milk bottle
bottle blond
Glass bottle
bottle bank
Sauce bottle
tomato sauce
Brown sauce
brown hat
Brown ale
Adam's ale
Adam's apple
Apple crumble
Apple cider
Pear cider
Pear tree
Tree House
tree lined
Apple tree
Tea tree
Tea time
tea pot
Crack pot
Pot head
Pot plant
chimney pot
Chimney sweep
clean sweep
Clean up
up north
North London
London eye
Glass eye
Japs eye
Eye ball
Ball bag
shopping bag
Shopping trolley
golf trolley
Golf clubs
Crazy golf
Crazy paving
Crazy gang
Work gang
Gang bang
Gang warfare
Chemical warfare
Germ warfare
wheat germ
Wheat field
playing field
Playing cards
Credit cards
Credit rating
Credit score
Cricket score
Cricket bat
Cricket pitch
Quote from: DaveW on December 18, 2015, 01:36:40 AM
Cricket score
Looks like daves doing a Jon( toilet dash at 0136) ;D :D
Pitch fork
Oi leave me out of his bladder problems ;D
Fish fork
fork handle
Fork off
Off side
Wrong side
Side car
Car park
Park brake
Park keeper
Bee keeper
Bee hive
Bee sting
Bee line
fishing line
Siegfried line
Circle line
Victoria line
District line
Line dance
dance music
Pop music
Chamber music
Torture chamber
Ladies chamber
Chamber pot
Pot black
Black Russian
Red Russian
Red carpet
Carpet burns
Burns unit
Alcohol unit
Alcohol free
Free up
Gluten free
Free dom
free beer
beer mug
Mug shot
Shot gun
Trick shot
Golf shot
Crazy golf
Golf bore
BORE HOLE
Glory hole
Mouse hole
Mouse trap
Rat trap
rat catcher
Spy catcher
spy hole
Black hole
black panther
Black magic
Magic circle
Magic roundabout
Magic mushrooms
Magic wand
Magic dust
gold dust
Gold rush
rush hour
Happy hour
happy meal
Main meal
Meal worm
Silk worm
Silk shirt
Silk handkerchief
Silk road
Road hog
Road rage
Road signs
Danger signs
danger zone
War zone
war games
Games room
Elbow room
Tennis elbow
Tennis match
Tennis court
Crown court
Turkey crown
Norfolk turkey
Norfolk numpties
Yorkshire numpties
Behave
Yorkshire pudding
Christmas pudding
Christmas day
Boxing Day
Boxing ring
Sore ring
Bull ring
bull fight
Bull horn
Horn blower
French horn
French stick
Hockey stick
Stick man
memory stick
Memory loss
Loss adjuster
Brake adjuster
hand brake
Brake pad
posh pad
Posh spice
Old spice
Spice rack
torture rack
Torture chamber
chamber pot
Pot black
Black ball
ball race
Human race
Human league
League cup
hic cup
Cup board
Ironing board
Surf board
Board room
Oat meal
Main meal
Main line
Tram line
Tram track
Dog track
Dog house
House number
Odd number
Odd job
Job title
Book title
Book club
Club sandwich
Club biscuit
golf club
Golf ball
Police ball
Police officer
Police car
Car service
room service
Second service
second wind
Wind turbine
wood wind
wind chime
Bell chime
Bell end
Deep end
Deep dale
Deep throat
Deep water
Salt water
salt beef
Corned beef
Beef steak
Beef cake
Birthday cake
Birthday card
Card shark
shark infested
flea infested
flea market
Super market
Super natural
natural star
Natural flavour
Natural disaster
Disaster zone
War zone
War footing
War room
Dining room
Spare room
spare tyre
Tyre wall
Brick wall
Red brick
Red head
Sore head
Egg head
boiled egg
Scotch egg
Scotch corner
Corner flag
Flag down
Run down
Chicken run
Chicken curry
Curry house
Lamb curry
Lamb chop
chop sticks
Pork chop
pork scratchings
Pork pie
Cottage pie
Craven cottage
country cottage
Country lane
lane closure
Fast lane
fast food
Food bank
Food parcel
Parcel post
post office
Office party
party time
Time machine
Time piece
Threepenny piece
Hair piece
Hair net
Hair drier
Hair spray
Hair cut
Cut up
Stand up
Stand down
Duck down
Duck bill
Bar bill
Bar Manager
Bar steward
shop steward
Shop per
Golf shop
Golf trousers
long trousers
Short trousers
Short sleeves
Short shorts
Short circuit
Circuit board
Cheese board
Cheese slice
Slice off
cream slice
Bake off
You been on the Cava again Paul?
Oh dear where's Jonny with his Red card . ;) ;)
No cava Dave :(
Cream slice didn't show on my iPhone, sorry gents :o
Cream horn
Rhino horn
Car horn
Car body
Body builder
Body beautiful
Body shop
Body art
Art work
Modern art
modern design
Tate modern
Modern Millie
Modern times
Father times
Times square
Good times
good vibrations
Good Friday
Good news
Breaking news
News week
One week
Week end
Bell end
Cow bell
Cow pat
Postman Pat
Postman knock
Knock down
Fall down
Down side
Down under
Under pressure
Tyre pressure
Worn tyre
Worn out
out side
In side
side winder
Side car
Side bet
sure bet
Sure thing
sure deodorant
Sure fire
Fire guard
Fire station
Station buffet
Train station
train track
Fast track
Right track
right hook
Captain hook
fish hook
Fish finger
fish cake
Flat fish
Flat iron
Golfing iron
Iron Man
Iron hoof
Iron bridge
Bridge town
Town crier
Town planners
Town hall
Town drunk
Punch drunk
Rabbit punch
Rabbit hole
Pigeon hole
Pigeon pie
Apple pie
Apple tree
tree house
Tree fellers
Tree top
Bottle top
bottle opener
Bottle bank
Bank interest
Bank manager
Team manager
Team game
Game plan
Game bird
angry bird
Bird bath
bubble bath
Bubble gum
chewing gum
Gum disease
Gum shield
Health shield
health kick
Health club
sailing club
Sailing boat
Tug boat
Gravy boat
Gravy train
Slow train
Broken train
Broken record
Record breaker
Heart breaker
Wind breaker
Wind chill
Wind chime
Wind tunnel
Tunnel vision
Channel Tunnel
Blackwell tunnel
Mersey tunnel
Mersey ferry
Ferry boat
Love boat
Love triangle
Equilateral triangle
Bermuda triangle
Bermuda shorts
Pink shorts
Long shorts
Long goodbye
Long life
Life insurance
Life time
Life cycle
Life changing
Life expectancy
Life guard
Machine guard
machine gun
Sex machine
Sex mad
Mad moment
Mad Max
Mad man
Man handle
Fork handle
Classic sketch wasn't it ;D
Door knob
sore knob
Sore throat
Deep throat
Deep blue
Blue moon
Full moon
Moon shine
Shoe shine
Shoe lace
Shoe horn
Rhino horn
Horn blower
cream horn
French horn
French stick
French lesson
French letter
French kiss
Kiss chase
Christmas kiss
Christmas tree
Tree surgeon
Tree trunk
Tree bark
Tree dweller
tree feller
Family tree
Family way
Family friends
Family members
Golf members
Golf subscription
Golf club
Golf course
Crazy golf
Crazy paving
Crazy gang
Gang member
Gang bang
Big bang
Big top
Top Banana
Banana split
Split pin
pin ball
Paint ball
ball room
Leg room
False leg
Table leg
Table top
Table mountain
Mountain Ash
Ash Wednesday
Ash tray
milk tray
Milk bottle
Milk maid
Nurse maid
naughty nurse
Night nurse
Night starvation
Night time
Time piece
Cod piece
Atlantic cod
Atlantic sea
Sea bass
Sea saw
Sea salt
salt mines
Coal mines
Coal scuttle
Coal fire
Fire brigade.
Fire plan
Floor plan
Pelvic floor
floor polish
Floor covering
First floor
Ground floor
Ground almonds
Ground sheet
Bed sheet
Bed pan
Bed spread
Spread sheet
Cheese spread
Cauliflower Cheese
Cream cheese
double cream
Double decker
Desmond decker
Jerry Desmond
Jerry hall
Festival Hall
Albert hall
hall carpet
Carpet burns
Mr burns
burns night
Night time
Extra time
Extra strong
Extra large
large knockers
Door knockers
False knockers
False plates
False teeth
Hen's teeth
Hen's house
Green house
Green tree
Green grass
Green fly
Spanish fly
Spanish lessons
private lessons
Private message
Private investigator
Private dancer
Lap dancer
Lap land
Lap dog
Dog dirt
Dog rough
Dog handler
Dog house
House rules
House wine
Wine waiter
Wine rack
tie rack
Kipper tie
bow tie
Bow bell
Cow bell
Cow pie
Cow pat
Cow shed
Garden shed
Back garden
Front garden
Brighton front
Brighton pier
Southend pier
Hastings pier
Blackpool pier
Blackpool rock
Hard rock
Rock pool
Whirl pool
Pool slide
Swimming pool
Swimming baths
Turkish baths
Turkish delight
Dennis delight
Dennis menace
Dennis law
Law court
Crown court
Regal crown
Turkey crown
Turkey breast
Breast stroke
Breast pump
Petrol pump
Petrol head
Head start
head ache
Head scarf
head boy
Game boy
game bird
Bird bath
Bath tub
Bed bath
Water bed
Water table
Water closet
water park
Water bottle
bottle bank
Glass bottle
Plastic bottle
Plastic bag
shopping bag
Piping bag
Piping hot
Hot dog
Guide dog
Tour guide
Girl guide
girl talk
Talk talk
dirty talk
Dirty linen
linen basket
Bread basket
Bread roll
Swiss roll
Swiss watch
Watch tower
Watch strap
Strap on
strap hang
What's a strap hang. Cockeneeeee perv
Jock strap
Jock key ::)
Master key
On the London Underground there are straps hanging from the ceiling that hard working London passengers who cannot get a seat hold to stop them falling over.
Master chef
Master race
race track
Train track
Train delays
Train strike
Tube strike
48 hrs from tomorrow teatime dave dont get caught out
Test tube
Sack them all I would, overpaid bunch of wasters
Test match
Match programme
Cricket match
Cricket bat
Old bat
Old hat
Straw hat
Top hat
Top cat
Top man
Big top
Big head
Big bang
Big girl
Girl power
People power
Power cut
hair cut
Hair piece
nose hair
Pubic hair
hair net
Fishing net
fishing rod
Fishing trip
trip computer
Trip advisor
financial advisor (don't believe him)
Financial ruin ;D
Financial times
Radio Times
Father times
Father Ted
Our father
Father figure
Figure eight
After eight
After shock
electric shock
Shock treatment
laser treatment
Laser beam
Laser level
eye level
Spirit level
Level 42
Level footing
first footing
First time
time travel
Travel line
Line dance
Dance music
music festival
Music maker
Cocktail maker
Cocktail menu
Cocktail stick
Cocktail bar
Bar man
Bar steward
Bar stool
Stool pigeon
racing pigeon
racing post
Greyhound racing
Greyhound track
dirt track
Right track
Right side
Winning side
Back end
Split end
Split pin
pin ball
Sore ball (sorry Bob) ;D
Has he only got one? Could be the reincarnation of a certain gentleman ;D
sore eyes
No idea Dave ;D
Bright eyes
Bright spark
Bright light
light programme
Light sabre
Quote from: DaveW on February 13, 2016, 17:12:40 PM
Has he only got one? Could be the reincarnation of a certain gentleman ;D
sore eyes
Still got 2 old boy ;D
Light bulb
Have I missed something
Light year
Paul's earlier post insinuating Robert only had one testicle
year end
I didn't think he had any ;D
Deep end
Deep sea
Deep throat
Deep down
Going down
Down south
South end
end game
Game bird
Game over
Over charge
over flow
Leg over
Maiden over
wicket maiden
wicket keeper
Goal keeper
Bee keeper
Bee sting
Bee line
Central line
Line dance
Dance routine
Dance class
class act
First act
First aid
Band aid
Gastric band
Rubber band
rubber duck
Duck shoot
Duck down
Down town
town crier
Town bike
office bike
Peddle bike
bike shed
Bike ride
Train ride
Joy ride
Horse ride
horse box
Post box
Letter box
Love letter
Love hurts
Love letters
Love heart
Broken heart
heart ache
Tooth ache
Broken tooth
Tooth fairy
Northern fairy
We know a few of them ;D
northern lights
Behave ;D
Traffic lights
traffic congestion
Traffic cone
Cone head
Head case
Vanity case
Vanity fair
vanity project
School project
school bully
School term
technical term
Half term
Half price
Half nelson
Half pint
pint mug
Pint pot
Pot black
Pot plant
Chimney pot
Chimney sweep
Clean sweep
Clean up
Up Sticks
Pooh sticks
Sticks together
Chop sticks
Lamb chop
Pork chop
Karate chop
Karate kid
Roast kid
roast potatoes
Roast beef
Beef Wellington
wellington boot
Car boot
car share
Car tax
share dividend
Ya might want to reconsider that ;D
Ya might want to reconsider that as well. First ya put car share, now share dividend and ya following car tax. Get a grip old boy ;D
Too much Sun
Tax rebate
That's better ;D
Tax inspector
Ticket inspector
return ticket
Bus ticket
Bus driver
Train driver
train track
Curtain track
Dog track
Fast track
Back track
back passage
Back bone
bone yard
yard birds
Black birds
Essex birds
Essex rules
Queensbury rules
Strict rules
golf rules
Golf club
Golf course
Golf ball
Rugby ball
Rugby Union (the real man's rugby)
Garbage ;D
Rugby league
Trash
Two words Bobby. Under the influence again no doubt ;D
Rugby ground
Rugby shirt
dress shirt
Dress sense
Common sense
village common
Village people
people power
Power walk
Power play
fore play
Fore hand
hand signal
Back hand
Back home
You will be soon Dave ;D
Back bacon
bacon baguette
Bacon sandwich
Bacon butty
Bacon rasher
Smoked bacon
Smoked haddock
Smoked salmon
Smoked cod
Cod piece
Hair piece
Hair net
Hair slide
Horse hair
Rocking horse
Rocking chair
Electric chair
wheel chair
Catharine wheel
Spinning wheel
Spinning yarn
Spinning top
Top man
Top hat
Top Cat
Top shop
Coffee shop
coffee bean
Green bean,
green giant
Green fingers
Fish fingers
Fish wife
Fish pie
Pork pie
Roast pork
Sunday roast
Sunday school
Play school
Play away
away fixture
Home fixture
home guard
Fire guard
Fire brigade
Fire Marshall
Fire bucket
Beer bucket
Sick bucket
Sick note
Note paper
Paper weight
Paper chain
Daisy chain
Chain mail
chain smoke
Smoke free
free parking
Free willy
Willy Wonka
willy warmer
Bed warmer
Bed bug
Bed pan
pan fried
Fried egg
Fried rice
Rice paper
Blotting paper
news paper
Brown paper
Paper bag
Carrier bag
carrier pigeon
Pidgeon pie
Wood pigeon
Woodland
Wood stock
stock market
Stock controller
Fat controller
Fat head
Cooking fat
something's cooking
Cooking dinner
Cooking pot
pot luck
Pot black
Black magic
Magic circle
Magic roundabout
Magic mushrooms
garlic mushrooms
Garlic prawns
Tiger prawns
King prawns
King power
power surge
Power ranger
Park ranger
Park bench
Bench press
Bad press
bad back
Bad luck
lady luck
Lady shave
Lady garden
Garden shed
Cycle shed
Menstrual cycle
Uni cycle
Motor cycle
Motor mouth
Motor home
Home help
Home delivery
Home guard
Guard house
Rear guard
Life guard
Fire guard
Fire lighter
Fire cracker
Cream cracker
cream bun
Bun fight
fight night
Bonfire night
bonfire plot
Bonfire toffee
Toffee apple
Cinder toffee
Toffee vodka
Caramel vodka
Vodka chaser
Vodka goggles
Beer goggles
Swimming goggles
Swimming pool
Pool heater
Water heater
Water bed
Flower bed
Flower power
Flower pot
Chamber pot
Pot head
Dick head
Needle dick :P
gramophone needle
Knitting needle
Knitting machine
Machine gun
Pop gun
gun carriage
Gun slinger
mud slinger
Mud wrestlers
Wrestlers jockstrap
Jockstrap box
picnic box
Picnic hamper
Christmas hamper
Christmas cheer, just for Jon :o
Christmas tree
Thanks Paul ;D
Tree house
Open house
open championship
Open sesame
Sedans seeds
Don't tell me. Bloomin predictive text again ;D
Yes it was
Sesame seeds
Poppy seeds
Remembrance poppy
Poppy male bird
cocck tail
Well worked out Dave
Pig tail
Pig ignorant
Pig sty
Fat pig
Goose fat
fat buster
Dust buster
House dust
gold dust
Gold nuggets
chicken nuggets
Chicken leg
Leg break
Left leg
Long leg
long life
Long walk
Country walk
Country mile
mile high
High jump
triple jump
Long jump
long weekend
Dirty weekend
Dirty Leeds
Dirty linen
Dirty rascal
Dirty Harry
Flash Harry
Flash liquid
Lightning flash
Lightning strike
Lightening tape
Lightening conductor
Bus conductor
Bus ride
Horse ride
Horse meat
Mince meat
Red meat
Red wine
Sparkling wine
wine decanter
Wine waiter
dumb waiter
Dumb down
Going down
Going Dutch
Dutch cap
Night cap
baseball cap
Flat cap
Football cap
Football hooligan (from Bradford)
Football fan
Fan dance
Dance floor
Dance Hall
Front hall
Albert Hall
Town hall
Town crier
Town centre
Twin centre
Twin peaks
Twin strikers
Twin towers
Fawlty Towers
Alton towers
Mandela Towers
Nelson Mandela
Nelson Interchange
Half Nelson
half marathon
Half wit
Half pint
pint pot
Pint glass
glass slipper
Glass ceiling
Mirrored ceiling
Mirrored walls
Padded walls
Walls icecream
Icecream orgasmically
Ice cream is two words
Icecream parlour
Cathode ray
Sting ray
Might be one word, sure Dave will let me know ;D ;D
Bee sting
Bumble Bee
Bee hive
Bee line
Washing line
Washing machine
Coffee machine
White coffee
Black coffee
black look
Black magic
Black mamba
Black burn
Black pool
Swimming pool
Swimming trunks
Swimming lanes
Swimming costume
costume change
All change
Small change
Small portions
Small heath
Black Heath
Black Heart
Broken heart
Broken down
Broken Britain
Great Britain
Little Britain
little brother
Big brother
Big box
Black box
chocolate box
Chocolate soldier
Toast soldier
Burnt toast
french toast
French revolution
french kiss
kiss chase
The chase
The champions
Champions League
Gentlemen's league
Gentleman's club
golf club
golf stick ;D ;D
Golf widow
Golf course
race
Quote from: DaveW on April 11, 2016, 20:11:44 PM
race
Thought this was the 2 words thread Dave ;D ;D
senior moment paul or hes been on the Peroni ;)
I did type race course, the predictive text did something to the word race and when I corrected it I must have erased the word course.
race course
Race track
ball race
Ball park
Theme park
South Park
Hyde Park
car park
car part
Spare part
Spare tyre
Bald tyre
Bald head
head boy
Head case
Suit case
Murder case
murder scene
blue murder
blue movie
Blue cheese
Cheese dip
Dip toe
Step toe ::) ::)
;D
Step up
Naughty step
Door step
Door handle
Fork handle
Fork off ;)
Take off
Take away
play away
Play school
Play ground
Ground rules
Ground almonds
sugar almonds
Sugar puffs
Sugar cube
Sugar daddy
Big daddy
Big knockers
Droopy knockers
Brass knockers
Brass monkey
Cheeky monkey
Monkey nuts
Locking nuts
salted nuts
Wing nuts
aeroplane wing
Chicken wing
Chicken nuggets
Gold nuggets
Gold finger
Gold rush
Rush job
Rush hour
Hour glass
spy glass
Glass bottom
Glass eye
Glass bottle
Bottle bank
Food bank
Health food
Health centre
Health worker
sexual health
sexual predator
Sexual healing
Healing hands
Mucky hands
Dirty hands
dirty mind
Dirty linen
Linen basket
Fruit basket
fruit cake
Sponge cake
Sponge Bob
sponge down
down under
Down below
below deck
Timber deck
Poop deck
Deck hand
Second hand
second wind
Second half
Second best
best friend
Pen friend
Pen top
Top cat
Tree top
Bottle top
bottle neck
Brass neck
brass monkey
Monkey wrench
monkey puzzle
Monkey business
business trip
Business card
Card trick
Credit card
Credit rating
Credit crunch
Nut crunch
Nut case
Suite case
hard case
hard cheese
Cottage cheese
Country cottage
Cottage pie
Pie man
Steak pie
Rump steak
Rare rump
rare bit
Drill bit
Electric drill
electric chair
electric toothbrush
Electric bill
Electric eel
Electric light
Light bulb
Light ale
Pale ale
pale complexion
Pale face
Face paint
Rock face
Rock hard
Rock cake
Sponge cake
Sponge Bob
Bob upNorth
;D ;D
Bob sleigh
Unexcited Bob :P
Drunken Bob
Grumpy Bob :P
Cider Bob
Blackpool Bob ;D
Vodka Bob ;D
Train driver/ticket person/railway maintenance Bob ;D (I`m struggling now :P)
So am i ;D ;D
Bob cat
Bob down
Duck down
crispy duck
Roast duck
Roast chestnut
Chestnut tree
Tree branch
Family tree
tree house
Safe house
safe sex
Safe hands
Helping hands
Clock hands
Alarm clock
Grandfather clock
Talking clock
Cuckoo clock
Clock face
Face Off
off limits
Sent off
Blow off
Hammer blow
Blow torch
Blow football
Football match
football hooligan
football pitch
pitch black
Pot black
Chimney pot
Chimney sweep
Clean sweep
Sweep stake
wooden stake
Cheap skate
Roller skate
roller blind
Steam roller
steam iron
Iron bridge
Contract bridge
Dartford bridge
Dartford tunnel
Dartford prison
Norwich Prison
Prison visit
Prison cell
Prison walls
Walls icecream
Insulated walls
Walls sausages
Cumberland sausages
Pork sausages
Pork pie
Pork chops
Karate chops
Karate kid
Kid gloves
Kid Creole
Kid Curry
Curry house
Chicken curry
Chicken leg
Gammy leg
Long leg
Short leg
leg over
Over due
Due date
Blind date
Blind corner
Corner flag
Green flag
Offside flag
Flag stone
Flag pole
May pole
May day
Day off
Winter Break
Winter time
Life time
Long life
Long session
Long time
Time lord
lord snooty
Lord ship
Lord Nelson
Half nelson
half baked
Baked bean
Baked Alaska
Baked potato
Potato head
Potato salad
potato masher
seed potato
New potato
Roast potato
Sunday roast
Roast lamb
Lamb chop
Pork chop
karate chop
karate kid
Kid nap
Nap kin
You started it Jon :o ;D ;D
I know ;D ;D
kin hell
Flipping hell
House flipping
House call
Call girl
Call centre
Last call
last drink
Last chance
Chance meeting
Meeting room
Room service
Self service
self harm
Self satisfaction
satisfaction guaranteed
Customer satisfaction
Customer care
Care bear
Bear paw
polar bear
Polar cap
Andy Capp
randy Andy
Andy Murray
Murray mint
Ruby Murray
Red ruby
Red rum
Red Bob 😄
Bob down
Ten bob
Bob cat
Fat cat
Fat controller
Air controller
Air plane
Paper plane
Paper weight
Light weight
Light bulb
Light aircraft
torch light
torch battery
Battery hen
Battery charger
Over charger
Dodge charger
Fare dodge
Fare payer
late payer
late arrival
new arrival
New moon
Full moon
Full facts
Full up
up sticks
Hockey sticks
Poo sticks
Pogo sticks
Celery sticks
Celery soup
soup kitchen
Soup dragon
Pea soup
Garden pea. (Non of that mushy rubbishy)😄
Garden fence
Garden gnome
Garden shed
Rose garden
Rose petal
Rose thorn
Rose water
Holy water
Holy grail
Holy cow
Holy smoke
Smoke screen
Mosquito screen
Sun screen
sun lamp
lamp light
Light programme
Light switch
light sabre
Light bulb
tulip bulb
onion bulb
pickled onion
onion soup
spring onion
Onion ring
Gas ring
Gas fire
Fire escape
Fire guard
fire engine
Fire plan
floor plan
Dance floor
Last dance
Dance hall
Church hall
Church bells
church warden
Church bells
Red card for Paul repeated church bells
Hells bells
Quote from: DaveW on June 06, 2016, 17:44:55 PM
Red card for Paul repeated church bells
Hells bells
Sorry Dave, it's me age ;D ;D
Wedding bells
Wedding cake
Cake stand
music stand
Last stand
Band stand
Elastic band
Brass band
Brass farthing
Brass monkey
Monkey wrench
Monkey tree
Monkey business
Monkey enclosure
monkey nut
nut roast
Roast dinner
Dinner time (after 6 pm)
tea time(5pm)
Tea strainer
Tea bags
shopping bags
shopping trolley
Trolley bus
School bus
School bully
School time
Time out
Time piece
Time lord
Lord snooty
Lord ship
ship shape
Ghost ship
Ghost story
Ghost busters
Bonk busters
fat busters
fat chance
Slim chance
Slim pickings
Slim shady
Shady character
Character reference
reference letter
Red letter
Red square
Red flag
Red army
army reserve
reverse serve
What?
Reverse gear
Reverse serve is a tennis shot
Top gear
Near heard of it
Top hat
Top cat
Top team
team mascot
Team player
Team bus
Bus stop
Full stop
Full price
Full monty
Full English
English language
Language Timothy
bad language
bad manners
Bad breath
Dogs breath
Dogs dinner
Dinner gong
Dinner party
Party politics
Party time
Time travel
Play time
Play mate
Foul play
Child's play
Child's meal
Meal deal
Special deal
Special brew
Special relationship
Bad relationship
Bad feeling
Bad manners
bad egg
Egg sandwich
Club sandwich
Club biscuit
biscuit tin
Chocolate biscuit
Chocolate drop
Drop kick
Pear drop
Rain drop
heavy rain
Rain cloud
I cloud
I spy
Spy camera
Camera shop
Shop steward
Shop worker
Worker ant
Ant hill
Ant powder
Powder puff
Puff pastry
Choux pastry
pastry chef
Little chef
Little Willy
Little John
Little women
Women problems
Big problems
Big top
Spinning top
Spinning Jenny
Jenny wren
Christopher wren
Christopher Robin
Robin Williams
Robin Hood
Robin banks
River banks
River Thames
River crossing
Crossing gates
Pearly gates
Pearly king
king prawn
Prawn cocktail
Cocktail bar
Bar none
Bar counter
counter cink
Fish counter
fish eye
eye bath
Eye patch
cabbage patch
nicotine patch
nicotine stains
grass stains
Seaman stains ;D ;D
David Seaman (as in Nayeem from the halfway line 😅)
camp david
I know he had a pony tail but don't think he was gay 😄
Scout camp
Scout hut
Pizza Hut
Beach hut
Beach ball
Beach patrol
Highway patrol
highway robbery
Daylight robbery
Daylight Hours
After hours
After eight
After dark
Dark side
blind side
Blind referee
Venetian blind
Blind beggar
Danny Blind
Danny boy
Boy friend
Pen friend
Writing pen
Pig pen
Flying pig
Flying Paddy
Paddy fields
corn fields
Strawberry fields
Strawberry jam
traffic jam
Traffic lights
Fairy lights
Lights up
build up
self build
Self assessment
Self service
Bad service
Service station
Railway station
Railway cottages
country cottages
Country squire
Country mile
mile high
High class
Class room
Room service
Dark room
after dark
After eight
Here after
After dinner
Dinner time (after 6pm)
Very funny ;D
Dogs dinner
Dogs breath
Last breath
last orders
Postal orders
Postal strike
Train strike
Train cancellation
Train disruption
Train delayed
Train spotters
Train station
party animal (Jon?)
Party popper
Trouser popper
Baggy trouser
Trouser press
Short trouser
Electric short
Electric chair
Electric shock
shock treatment
Shock wave
permanent wave
Permanent job
Odd job
Odd couple
Odd number
house number
open house
Green house
Village green
Village idiot
Village bike
bike shed
Chicken shed
Chicken run
Chicken drumstick
Chicken legs
Chicken breast
chicken curry
Lamb curry
lamb chop
Barnsley chop
Karate chop
Karate kid
Kid Creole
kid gloves
Leather gloves
leather wallet
Leather shoes
Walking shoes
Walking distance
Walking group
Reading group
Reading books
Library books
Library ticket
Train ticket
Train strike
Train track
Record track
Record breakers
power breakers
Power rangers
park rangers
Queen's Park
Queen's Arms
Queen's council
Council tax
Tax office
Office party
Office gossip
Gossip monger
Fish monger
fish wife
Fish finger
Itchy finger
Index finger
market index
Market stall
Indoor market
Market place
place mat
Door mat
trap door
Cell door
Cell phone
Mobile phone
Mobile library
Library card
Debit card
Master card
Master chef
Little chef
Little women
Women problems
Big problems
Big John
Big top
Top man
man flu
Man Friday
Friday Feeling
feeling frisky
Feeling sick
Sick bay
Sick note
Pound note
Car pound
Car port
Car park
park bench
Park lane
Petticoat lane
Brick lane
Penny lane
Penny farthing
penny dreadful
Penny black
Penny arcade
Amusement arcade
Amusement park
reverse park
Ball park
Ball race
Human race
Human league
Premier league
rugby league
Rugby scrum
rugby songs
Rugby shirt
football shirt
Football pitch
football hooligan
Football programme
tv programme
Tv aerial
car aerial
Car park
State park
State trooper
super trooper
super glue
Super Gran
Super tax
Car tax
Racing car
Racing pigeon
Pigeon toes
pigeon chest
hairy chest
treasure chest
Community chest
community officer
Police officer
Police ball
Police force
Police car
Police station
Train station
train delays
Train strike
lucky strike
Lucky number
number cruncher
Bone cruncher
Bone marrow
Marrow fat
Stuffed marrow
stuffed mushrooms
Flat mushrooms
flat mate
Flat share
Lion share
Lion bar
Lion tamer
Dandy lion
Lion cub
Panda cub
Panda car
Police car
police whistle
Whistle blower
Penny whistle
Penny black
Penny lane
Brick lane
Brick toilet😀
Toilet Etiquette
Toilet paper
paper tiger
Tiger beer
beer bike
Town bike
Town crier
town centre
Centre parks
Centre circle
Magic circle
Circle line
Straight line
Line dance
Dance mat
Door mat
Door handle
door knob
Door stop
stop smoking
Stop spending
spending limit
Speed limit
speed camara
Camera lens
Speed camera
Quote from: DaveW on September 24, 2016, 10:00:53 AM
speed camara
As you are still jet lagged will let you off the red card Jon ;D
digital camara
Digital age
Quote from: DaveW on September 24, 2016, 10:00:53 AM
speed camAra
Not jet lagged thought your camAra was a tv pundit on dope
old age
Sorry used the Spanish spelling of camera - had just done my daily lesson, confused of Ipswich
old fart
Lol ;D
Wet fart
Wet dreams
Sweet dreams
Sweet counter
Sweet shop
Corner shop
Paper shop
Paper boy
boy scout
Boy wonder
Golden wonder
golden balls
Golden oldie
Golden eagle
Golden shot
Tee shot
Tee peg
Tee reservation
Seat reservation
Seat belt
Child seat
Child genius
Child friendly
friendly advice
Friendly fire
Fire brigade
Fire blanket
Blanket bath
Spa bath
Bath towel
Bird bath
Bird brain
brain drain
Brain teaser
malt teaser
Prick teaser
little prick
Needle prick
Pin prick
Pin hole
Water hole
Water closet
Water bottle
Water works
works outing
Gas works
Gas meter
Gas bag
bag pipes
Bag lady
Lady shave
Lady boy
Lady bird
Black bird
Black pudding
Pudding head
Sponge pudding
Sponge Bob
Dingle Bob
Builder Bob
Bob cat
Cat burglar
Tabby cat
Cat litter
Cat flap
Smelly cat
Top cat
Double top
Double decker
Double trouble
Invite trouble
trouble maker
coffee maker
Coffee bean
Broad bean
Baked Bean
Haricot bean
Bean counter
Bar counter
Bar steward
Bar humbug
Mars bar
Milky bar
milky way
Milky tea
Tea caddy
Golf caddy
golf widow
Black widow
black ball
Black hole
Black head
Black beard
Black bottom
Black Betty
Betty turpin
Dick Turpin
dick head
Head banger
Head gear
Top gear
Big top
Big ben
Big ears
Jug ears
Cauliflower ears
Cauliflower cheese
Cream cheese
Cream cake
Sponge cake
Sponge Bob
bath sponge
Bubble bath
Bath time
Time travel
Train travel (if Bob is not on strike 😂😂)
Train timetable (pure fiction)
Train delayed ( pure non fiction )
delayed flight
Delayed action ( back to Bob again )
Action man
man trap
Union man ( back to Bob )
Super man (back to Bob ;D)
;D ;D ;D
Super grass
Green grass
Green fingers
Sticky fingers
Six fingers
Six tee ;)
Is that your age today Bob ;D
First tee
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 13, 2016, 15:01:02 PM
Is that your age today Bob ;D
First tee
Nice one Jon ;D ;D
Tee off
Cast off
Pull off
Bully off
bully boy
Wide boy
wide load
Heavy load
Heavy haulage
Heavy weight
Lead weight
Dead weight
dead end
Stop end
Stop male bird
Dam predictive text. I wrote
Stop c.o.c.k.😊
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 16, 2016, 09:49:53 AM
Dam predictive text. I wrote
Stop c.o.c.k.😊
Ha ha Jon ;D
I wrote the abbreviation of what the flip :o
C. O.C.K. Sure
It is the forum profanity software changing it
Sure deodorant
Well said Dave
Sure fire
Fire warden
Fire bucket
Bucket shop
Window shop
Window pane
Window cleaner
Brick toilet 😄
As predictive text struck again ::)
No I was being polite
Very good Dave, but what's all this to do with " window cleaner "
Must have been on the wrong page when I answered, I was following Brick lane
window blind
French window
French kiss
French maid
French stick
yard stick
Back yard
Full back
Back gammon
Gammon steak
Sirloin steak
Rump steak
rare rump
Rare stamp
Foot stamp
Foot fault
Left foot
Left hook
Captain hook
Captain sensible
Captain cook
Captain Kirk
vice captain
Vice squad
Squad car
Squad rotation
plant rotation
Crop rotation
Crop spraying
Crop circle
Magic circle
Magic wand
Magic trick
Trick treat
Trick shot
tequila shot
Lead shot
dog lead
Dog house
house arrest
House party
party politics
Party popper
eye popper
Eye patch
Cabbage patch
Olympic games
What are you doing ;D have you been on Spikes Arehucas ::)
Someone has removed a post or I am going bonkers
I did think that, but what could be the 2 words from cabbage patch to olympic games.
Olympic torch
torch battery
Battery hen
Hen teeth
Hen party
Bachelor party
wedding party
wedding cake
Sponge cake
shower sponge
Shower screen
Shower gel
shaving gel
Shaving cream
cream slice
Ice cream
Ice lolly
Ice maiden
maiden voyage
dusky maiden
Dusky voice
Voice box
Box set
Twin set
identical twin
Twin brothers
Twin towers
Ivory towers
Trump towers
Fawlty towers
Towers saucepans
Alton towers
Petronas towers
Towers above
Arsenal above (Spurs) ;D
Woolwich Arsenal (and they should p@ss off back to south London)
Quote from: DaveW on November 02, 2016, 18:48:24 PM
Woolwich Arsenal (and they should p@ss off back to south London)
Calm down Dave it's only a game 😂😂
Woolwich ferry
ferry crossing
River crossing
Swanee river. ( think Spurs are up the Swanee)
Quote from: DaveW on November 03, 2016, 19:10:00 PM
Swanee river. ( think Spurs are up the Swanee)
Ha ha 👍👍
River Orwell
River Thames
Thames water
Still water
Water wings
Flavoured water
strawberry flavoured
Strawberry jelly
strawberry cheesecake
strawberry patch
Cabbage patch
cabbage soup
Soup kitchen
Soup dragon
Soup spoon
Soup bowl
super bowl
Super store
store detective
Laughing detective
Singing detective
Singing Malteser (Errol Brown)
One of mi favs hot chocolate
Carol singing
Carol Thatcher
That's Daves Heroine ;D
Dennis Thatcher
Maggie Thatcher
Forgotten the name of the idiotic son ;D
Roof thatcher
Mark
roof garden
Thanks Dave
Garden gnome
Garden path
Cycle path
Menstrual cycle
uni cycle
cycle clips
Hair clips
Hair net
tennis net
tennis elbow
Tennis match
Tennis racket
badminton racket
Badminton net
Net curtain
Hair net
Hair piece
Cod piece
cod fillet
Fish fillet
Fish paste
Tooth paste
Tooth brush
Basil Brush
Basil Fawlty
Fawlty towers
Towers saucepans
Twin towers
Twin set
Twin peaks
ginger twin
Ginger spice
Old spice
Old peculiar
Peculiar taste
taste buds
Darling buds
Rose buds
Danny rose
Rose petal
Rose tinted
tinted glass
Stained glass
Glass jar
Night jar
Night nurse
Night owl
Barn owl
Barn dance
Dance routine
Dance mat
Floor mat
Dance floor
Dance shoes
walking shoes
Walking stick
tickling stick
Hockey stick
Hockey mom (as my US friends would call them)
Ice hockey
Ice lolly
Ice cube
Rubio cube
Sugar cube
Sugar sandwich
Sugar puff
Northern puff
Behave ;D
Southern puff
southern supremacy
Northern supremacy
Northern lights
Northern rail
Curtain rail
side curtain
Curtain call
return call
Call back
back ache
Nose ache
Nose bag
Shopping bag
Old bag
old hag
Old Holborn
Holborn viaduct
Ribblehead viaduct
Sounds like a condom Jon ;D
Roman viaduct
Roman candle
candle wick
Eton wick
Elton mess
Sargents mess
S h I t spelling you two cockeneeees
Fine mess
Fine wine
Wine wrack ;) ;) ???
Wine glass
glass bottom
Glass eye
birds eye
Cats eye
Cats cradle
Cats litter
litter bug
Litter lout
lager lout
Lager glass
Spy glass
Wine glass
Glass house
House warming
Tree house
family tree
family way
Family friend
Pen friend
Pig pen
Greedy pig
Pig sty
Pig ignorant
Pig trotter
Rodney trotter
Derek Trotter
Bo Derek
Derek Jameson
Jameson marmalade
Jameson whiskey
whiskey chaser
Ambulance chaser
Ambulance service
Civil service
Civil servant
hand servant
Hand wave
Hand signal
Signal box
Cardboard box
Royal box
Royal flush
Toilet flush
Toilet brush
Hair brush (whatever they are) :o :o ;D ;D
Dog hair
dog walk
silly walk
Daily walk
Daily quota
Daily Mirror
mirror image
Cracked Mirror
Mirror frame
Door frame
Door knob
Brass knob
Brass rubbings
brass polish
Brass neck
neck brace
Stiff neck
stiff collar
Blue collar
Blue cheese
cheese puff
cheese straw
Cheese board
Electricity board
Electricity meter
Gas meter
gas mask
gas cooker
Gas main
Main road
Back road
Back passage
back ache
Heart ache
Heart attack
heart monitor
Milk monitor
Milk shake
Hand shake
Hand signal
Right hand
Left hand
Left behind
Left luggage
Luggage rack
Hand luggage
Hand signals
Hand job ::)
Good job
Good Luck
Good day
Day return
Return back
Back bacon
Smoky bacon
Bacon roll
fig roll
Crusty roll
Swiss roll
Swiss watch
Watch strap
Jock strap
Strap on
Hop on
Hop scotch
Scotch whisky
Scotch mist
Scotch egg
Fried egg
:(boiled egg
Scrambled egg
Poached egg
Poached fish
Fried fish
Fried onion
Pickled onion
onion rings
Diamond rings
Diamond cutter
Pastry cutter
Puff pastry
Northern puff
Behave
Sugar puff
Sugar cube
Cube root
Root beer
Beer monster
Beer goggles
ski goggles
Ski slope
Slippery slope
Slippery eel
Eel pie
apple pie
Cottage pie
Country cottage
Country retreat
Country file
Nail file
False nail
False teeth
Milk teeth
Milk gums
Milk maid
Milk float
Milk chocolate
Chocolate bar
Iron bar
Milky bar
Milky way
Family way
Family tree
Tree roots
Tree house
House party
Moving house
heart moving
Heart attack
Shark attack
Under attack
Massive Attack
Nuclear attack
Nuclear bunker
Nuclear power
power point
pencil point
Ball point
Ball park
Ball pool
Pool cue
Pool table
Table salt
Table leg
Leg warmer
willy warmer
Warmer climate
climate change
Loose change
Loose women
Quote from: DaveW on January 12, 2017, 14:18:56 PM
Loose women
Mrs B is a woman from Loose
Loose valley
Happy valley
Quote from: Baldy on January 12, 2017, 16:45:13 PM
Quote from: DaveW on January 12, 2017, 14:18:56 PM
Loose women
Mrs B is a woman from Loose
Loose valley
Ha ha never knew there was such a place, no wonder you've gone bald ;D
Silicone valley
Silicone implant
Silicone chip
Chip shot
Chip shop
Shop counter
Corner shop
Corner flag
Red flag
Red Bob
Striking Bob
Striking resemblance
No resemblance
no parking
Parking fine
Parking ticket
Season ticket
Glum season
Silly season
Football season
Football pitch
Fever pitch
Scarlet feaver
Yellow feaver ;D
Yellow pepper
Black pepper
Black Betty
Black beauty
Black pudding
Black market
German market
German measles
German towels
Bath towels
Bath buns
Bath plug
Bath tap
hot bath
Hot stuff
Hot flush
Toilet flush
toilet paper
Paper weight
Paper plane
News paper
News hound
Blood hound
Blood bank
Bank manager
Curved bank
Curved ball
Cricket ball
cricket match
cricket pavilion
Cricket wicket
wicket keeper
Bee keeper
Bee hive
Bee sting
wasp sting
Wasp spray
spray can
Spray tan
Sea spray
Sea shanty
Sea dog
Dog rough
Dog house
house arrest
arrest warrant
Warrant officer
Police officer
Police station
Train station
Train strike (Bob)
;D
Steam train
train ticket
Train ride
Horse ride
Horse box
Horse hair
Hair band
hair brush
hair spray
Hair gone 😂😂
Going gone
going home
Welcome home
welcome mat
Door mat
Door stop
Bus stop
Bus shelter
Bus lane
Country lane
Country bumpkin
Country code
Cross country
iron cross
Red Cross
Red alert
Red letter
Letter knife
Kitchen knife
kitchen table
Table salt
table cloth
Cheese cloth
cheese board
Cream cheese
Cream egg
Cream tea
Cream cake
Cream cracker
Christmas cracker
Christmas pudding
Black pudding
Black market
Flea market
Market trader
Stock market
Stock control
Pest control
control panel
Ground control
Ground force
Ground hog
Ground breaker
record breaker
Record player
Broken record
Broken heart
Broken down
Down South
going down
Duck down
Crispy duck 😛
Duck egg
Egg cup
Boiled egg
Easter Egg
Scotch egg
Scotch pie
Scotch whisky
Scotch mist
Hop Scotch
hop pickers
Pop pickers
Pop music
Chamber music
Gas chamber
Gas mask
Mask tape
Duck tape
Crispy duck
Golden duck
Golden cross
Cross roads
Red cross
Red light
flash light
Street light
Traffic light
Traffic warden
traffic jam
Strawberry jam
Jam tart
Jam sandwich
Ham sandwich
Ham shank
lamb shank
Spring lamb
spring roll
Roll over
Leg Over :P
leg glance
Leg bye
Bye bye
Good bye
Good vibrations
Good news
News paper
Paper back
paper clip
hair clip
Hair net
Net search
Fishing net
Fishing expedition
Fishing rod
Rod Hull
hot rod
Hot dog
Dog tired
Dog house
Dolls house
Green house
green fingers
Green tea
Breakfast tea
Tea time
tea bag
Tea leaf
Fig leaf
Maple leaf
Maple syrup
Dave's syrup 😂😂
Nice one ;D ;D
Daves neighbours
Noisy neighbours
Humping neighbours 😂😂
happy humping
Happy days
happy families
Happy ending
Happy birthday
Happy anniversary
Anniversary waltz
Last waltz
Last orders
Last stand
Hat stand
Bike stand
Bike shed
Bike race
running race
Human race
Human league
Ivy league
Poison ivy
Poison chalice
Golden chalice
Golden egg
Golden Balls
Lost balls
Snooker balls
Snooker hall
Snooker cue
Snooker chalk
Snooker table
Table tennis
Tennis elbow
tennis racquet
Tennis court
Squash court
Badminton court
Court jester
Crown court
crown topper
Crown paint
paint brush
Brush off
Off side
off colour
colour code
Colour chart
Chart topper
Pop chart
Soda pop
Pop gunners ::) ;D
Pop tart
Bakewell Tart
Apple tart
apple core
Big apple
big ears
Cauliflower ears
Cauliflower cheese
cheese puff
Powder puff
powder keg
Beer keg
Beer bottle
Beer mat
Door mat
Patio door
Door knob
Barn door
Barn dance
River dance
River boat
Boat race
Steam boat
Steam engine
Steam train
Steam room
Extra room
Leg room
leg warmers
Inside leg
inside information
Tourist information
Tourist trap
Mouse trap
Danger mouse
Mickey Mouse
Mickey rooney
Wayne Rooney
John wayne
John Lewis
John Major
Major incident
Incident desk
Desk top
Top Marks
Top shop
shop talk
Happy talk
Talk dirty
Dirty linen
Dirty Leeds
Dirty knees
Nobley knees
Carpet knees
Carpet burns
Magic carpet
magic circle
Magic mushroom
mushroom bhaji
Button mushroom
belly button
Belly dancer
private dancer
Private number
lucky number
Even number
Odd number
Odd job
job lot
Good job
Good morning
Good luck
lady luck
Lady bird
Black bird
Black beauty
Black pudding
Rice pudding
Pudding bowl
Christmas pudding
Christmas humbug
Christmas kiss
Christmas tree
Tree trunk
Family tree
Family ties
Family way
my way
Way out
Out side
Run out
Run away
Run around
Play around
play mat
Play mate
Play ground
ground control
Ground almond
Almond cake
Dundee cake
Crocodile Dundee
Crocodile shoes
Crocodile skin
Banana skin
banana split
split pin
Rolling pin
Rolling stone
Stone roses
Paper roses
paper cut
paper round
News paper
Toilet paper
Toilet water
Spring water
Water Well
wishing well
Feeling well
Feeling randy
Feeling frisky
Reprimand accepted ;D
Happy ending :P :P :P
Happy Days ;D
Happy birthday
Birthday wishes
Birthday suit
Birthday party
Party hat
Hard hat
Hat trick
Hat stand
hand stand
umbrella stand
Stand still
Band stand
Elastic band
Gastric band
Band aid
first aid
first time
First love
love sick
Travel sick
Travel delay
travel documents
Time travel
Father Time
Father Christmas
Christmas card
credit card
Credit crunch
Crunch decision
Decision time
Bed time
bed bugs
computer bugs
Computer illiterate
Computer room
Front room
National front
National rail
hand rail
Hand baggage
Hand cream
Face cream
Face mask
Halloween Mask
Gas mask
Gas oven
Oven ready
Ever ready
Ever green
Green fingers
Green belt
Chastity belt
Black belt
Black look
Black magic
magic circle
Magic box
match box
Box clever
Clever clogs
Sparking clogs
Wooden clogs
Wooden horse
Horse fair
Horse play
Horse race
Boat race
relay race
Bicycle race
Bicycle clips
Hair clips
Hair piece
hair dryer
Tumble dryer
Tumble weed
sea weed
sea sick
Sea fishing
fishing rod
Fishing net
Hair net
Hair style
doggy style
Doggy bag
Bag lady
Bag pipe
sleeping bag
Sleeping partner
partner ship
Ghost ship
Ghost busters
Ghost story
Tall story
Bedtime story
bedtime routine
Bedtime drink
drink aware
Aware ness
Loch Ness
Loch lomond
Loch madoor ;D
Loch awe
Very funny Paul
Awe some
Chains awe
Bike chains
village idiot
Village pub
Village green
Green bottle
bottle blonde
Wine bottle
Wine rack
Red wine
Red arrows
Red grapes
Sour grapes
sour taste
taste buds
Cotton buds
Cotton picker
Dot cotton
Dot dash
Dash board
Crib board
Surf board
board game
game bird
Old bird
Old age
Middle age
Stone age
stone cold
Cold beer
beer bike :)
Village bike
Village idiot
Idiot box
Chocolate box
Chocolate drop
white chocolate
White house
White wedding
Shotgun wedding
Wedding bells
Bells whiskey
Church bells
Red card for Dave ;D Canice would be infuriated wrong whisky ;D
Church steeple
village church
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 09, 2017, 18:42:09 PM
Red card for Dave ;D Canice would be infuriated wrong whisky ;D
Church steeple
Correct spelling as bells is scotch not Irish
Church service
Irish whiskey is the one with an E in, didn't Canice teach you anything ;D
Secret service
Secret squirrel
red squirrel
red sails
Red army
Army cadet
Sea cadet
Sea salt
salt shaker
Salt museum
museum piece
Cod piece
Cod fillet
prime fillet
Fillet steak
steak sandwich
Cheese sandwich
cheese toastie
Cheese cloth
Cheese cake
Cheese straw
Straw man
Straw hat
Bowler hat
Spin bowler
Fast bowler
Fast track
Slow track (Bob on strike) ;D
;D
Slow coach
Coach trip
Trip up
Slip up
Slip stream
Silk slip
Silk shirt
Silk worm
Book worm
Book shelf
Pension book
Pension plan
Pension pot
honey pot
Honey trap
Mouse trap
Mouse hole
Nineteenth hole
Glory hole
Black hole
Black bottom
Black tie
Black ball
Summer Ball
Golf ball
Golf club
Night club
Night starvation
Night time
Time gentlemen
Time warp
Time lord
time off
Off colour
Off out
Out back
back yard
back passage
Secret passage
secret squirrel
Red squirrel
Red flag
flag beach
Palm beach
Palm Sunday
Palm tree
Family tree
Family way
Family member
Family silver
silver ring
ring tone
Two tone
Two time
Two piece
Hair piece
hair restorer
Hair spray
Spray paint
paint brush
Basil brush
Basil Fawlty
Fawlty towers
Twin Towers
twin peaks
Twin brother
Brother Beyond (80s group)
beyond doubt
beyond belief
Ancient belief
beggars Belief
Lucky beggars
Lucky number
number cruncher
Carrot cruncher 🥕
Carrot top
carrot cake
cake shop
Shop per :-[
Per annum
Per son ::)
Stupid person
stupid cupid
Cupid bow
Now bells
Am getting confused think Paul means bow bells
Bow tie
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 01, 2017, 07:42:40 AM
Am getting confused think Paul means bow bells
Bow tie
Correct Jon, thanks 👍👍
School tie
No worries I'm easily confused ;D
School dinner
Dinner time (after 6pm)
Lunch time (between 12-2)
Lunch box. (Good thread this, we can educate our northern friends at the same time) 😄
Behave ya numpties ;D
Box clever
Clever clogs
Clog Dance
Barn dance
Barn Owl
Night owl
Night shirt
Work shirt
Work permit
Work shy
Work day
Pancake day
Day trip
Trip up
Up market
market stall
housing market
Cattle market
cattle shed
bike shed
Village bike
Village idiot
Emmerdale Village
Emmerdale farm
Farm yard
Farm shop
Farm hand
Hand print
Foot print
Club foot
Club biscuit
biscuit barrel
Beer barrel
Cracker Barrel
Cream cracker
Cracker Jack
Car jack
Car pet
Car door
Door stop
door handle
Door knob
Knob head
Dick head
Beachy head
Skin head
skin tag
Bag tag
Carrier bag
Carrier pigeon
Pigeon pie
Racing pigeon
Greyhound
Think the sun's got to Dave. Either that or his randy neighbours ;D
Racing car
Think hes had too many Mojitos :P
Car crash
I was trying to post greyhound racing
Car rage
Great attempt mate ;D ;D
Road rage
Road hog
Ground hog
Ground force
Brute force
Air Force
Police force
police interceptors
Police helmet
Police car
Car radio
Car tax
Tax demand
Final demand
Cup final
Egg cup
Cream egg
Scotch egg
Scotch mist
Scotch pie
Pie crust
Cottage pie
Meat pie
Pork pie
Pork sausage
Sausage roll
Ham roll
Arctic roll
Arctic expedition
Artic circle
Circle line
Thin line
Starting line
Line Dance
Dance routine
Old routine
Old Holborn
Holborn viaduct
Ribblehead viaduct
Roman viaduct
Roman candle
Candle wick
candle holder
card holder
Birthday card
Birthday suit
Birthday cake
Birthday party
Party piece
party hat
sun hat
sun glasses
Sun stroke
Sun shade
sun block
heart block
Heart radio 📻
Radio wave
Mexican wave
Permanent wave
wave goodbye
Goodbye kiss
french kiss
French letter
That takes me back Jon
Letter knife
Butter knife
butter cup
cup holder
Egg cup
Bra cup
Bra size
Size matters
shoe size
Shoe horn
horn pipe
Cream horn
Cream cake 🎂
Chocolate cake 🎂
Jaffa cake 🎂
Jaffa 🍊 Orange
Orange juice
juice extractor
pineapple juice
pineapple cube
Sugar cube
Sugar daddy
Daddy Yankee
Daddy cool
cool box
Royal box
Royal Mail
Mail bag
Mail box
Box office
Post office
staging post
Evening post
Evening news
News night
Bonfire night
Bonfire party
Bonfire toffee
Toffee crisp
Toffee apple
Apple tart
Apple crumble
apple pie
apple tree
Big apple
big dipper
Chicken dipper
Chicken curry
Chicken wing
Wing man
man flu
Man Friday
Good Friday
Good Fellas
good vibrations
Good luck
Beginners luck
Bad luck
Bad egg
Fried egg 🍳
Stir fried
Fried rice
rice paper
Rice pudding
Pudding club
Black pudding
Yorkshire pudding
Yorkshire Dales
Yorkshire numpties
Cockeneee numpties
Northern Numpties
Bradford numpties
Bradford Bulls
Chicago Bulls
Chicago pizza
Cheese pizza 🍕
Cheese straw
Cheese sandwich
Sandwich bar
Ham sandwich
radio ham
Hospital radio
Hospital bed
Death bed
Death tax
Death wish
Wish list
Shopping list
Shopping trolley 🛒
Pull trolley
Golf trolley
Trolley dolly
Dolly mixture
Dolly tub
hot tub
Hot stuff
hot chocolate
Hot water
water heater
Water cooler
Wine cooler
Wine bottle
Bottle bank
Lloyds Bank
savings bank
Bank raid
air raid
Air horn
Horn pipe
Copper pipe
Peace pipe
drain pipe
Blocked drain
Brain drain
Brain less ::) ::)
Leave Diane Abbott out of this 😎
Drink less
Clue less
Lets bring Theresa May into it ;D
Class less (and Jeremy ;D)
Top class
Top spot
Top dog 🐶
top dollar
Dollar bill
Bill payer
Bill Clinton
Clinton cards
Credit cards
Bad credit
bad breath
Breath test
Driving test
driving range
Driving home 🏡
Driving lessons
private lessons
Private dancer
Ballet dancer
Belly dancer
Belly pork
Pork sausage
Sausage toad
Sausage sandwich
Sausage roll
Swiss roll
salad roll (whats a sausage toad?)^^^
Salad dodger
Quote from: dee-dee on June 17, 2017, 06:55:09 AM
salad roll (whats a sausage toad?)^^^
Sausages cooked in a Yorkshire pudding, also called toad in the hole
salad days
Happy days
Happy hour
Happy talk
Happy birthday
birthday present
Present time
time travel
Travel bug
Bed bug
single bed
Water bed
water spout
Sparkling water
Water fall
water fowl
Guinea fowl
New Guinea
New order
New moon
Moon shine
Shoe shine
Shoe lace
Shoe horn
cream horn
custard cream
Whipped cream
Whipped raw
Raw carrot 🥕
Raw hide
raw meat
meat pudding
Sago pudding
Black pudding
Black hole
Rabbit hole
Rabbit punch 🤛
Rum punch
punch drunk
Drunk Man
Hello H
Drunk woman🥂
Loose woman
Devil woman
devil worship
tasmanian devil
Kitchen devil
Fitted kitchen
Fitted wardrobe
Fitted bra
Fitted carpet
Magic carpet
Magic circle
Magic trick
hat trick
Hat stand
Stand down
Last stand
Last train
Train line
line dance
Phone line
Tram line
Metropolitan line
White line
White stripes
Pin stripes
pin prick
Pin cushion
Whoopee cushion
Whoopee do
do what
Do one
One day
Good day
Pancake day
day shift
Day rider
easy rider
easy jet
Jet engine
water jet
Water bottle
Bottle bank
Bank charges
Sand bank
Sand bag
air bag
Sick bag
carrier bag
carrier pigeon
Pigeon pie
Funky pigeon
Funky gibbon
funky monkey
Monkey nuts
Cheeky monkey 🐒
Cheeky girls
Girls Aloud
girls blouse
Girls football
Blow football
football hooligans
northern hooligans
Northern numpties
Yorkshire numpties
Lancashire numpties
Bradford numpties
Cockeneee numpties
Rawdon Numpties? :P
Wheres Rawdon
It's the village where I live ::) Dee will get a good spanking for that post in September. :P
Rawdon Green
I will come and watch
Green fingers
Bottle of Peroni and ya can join in😃😃
Fish fingers
Fish hook
Fish wife
House wife
House husband
House fly
Spanish fly
Spanish sun â˜€ï¸ â˜€ï¸
Spanish waiter
dumb waiter
Head waiter
Head boy
Toy boy
Toy story
Ghost story
ghost writer
Holy Ghost
Ghost town
Town cryer
Town centre
soft centre
Centre forward
Forward thinking
Move forward
Move over
Pull over
pull down
Scrum down
down below
Duck down
Bombay duck
Golden duck
Golden shower
Shower tray
Food tray
food rations
Fast food
Fast runner 🏃
Runner bean
Green bean
Green fingers
Green grass
Grass stains
Grass snake
Bed snake
Bed pan
Flower bed
Flower power
Full power
Full frontal
Full fat
Fat balls
Tennis balls 🎾
Tennis net
Tennis match
match box
Cardboard box 📦
Cardboard cutout
Cardboard plate
tectonic plate
River plate
River bank
Piggy bank
Little piggy
Miss Piggy 🐷
Miss world 🌎
World Cup
Egg cup
Fried egg 🍳
Fried rice
Plain rice 🍚
Pilau rice
Rice pudding
Rice paper
Paper plane
Ryanair plane
Ryanair seating ;D
seating plan
Meal plan
MEAL TIME
Time lord
Time travel
Travel documents
Travel agent
Special agent
Special brew
I here they sell it at the golf club in chavetta ;D ;D
Special K
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 19, 2017, 22:26:23 PM
Special brew
I here they sell it at the golf club in chavetta ;D ;D
They stock it for the northern drunks visiting from Corralejo
Soccer special
soccer team
Sports team
Team spirit
football team
Football pools
Football match
Match statistics
Match ball 🏀
Ball park
Hyde park
Christchurch Park (Dave will get that one ;) )
Making me homesick Dee ;D
Car park
Dodgem car
Car share
Car wash
Wash basin
Pudding basin
Rice pudding
Mushroom rice 🍚
Pilau rice 🍚
Boiled rice
Rice cake
Oat cake
Jaffa cake
Jaffa orange
Orange county
Orange juice
Beetle juice
juice bar
Bar red ;D
Red Bob
Red army
Army rations
Barmy army
Army mascot
Army Uniform
School uniform
school teacher
School bike
bike ride
Bike shed
Beer bike
beer tap
Beer glass
Beer mat
Darts mat
Darts board
Chess board
Ouija board
ironing board
Ironing pile
rubbish pile
Shag pile
Shag tobacco
Tobacco leaf
Tobacco paper
Paper talk
Paper roses 🌹
Paper chain
Chain mail
Mail man
Man Friday
Drey man
Man bag 💼
Man mountain
mountain top
Mountain goat 🐐
Goat stew
Irish stew
Stew pot
Honey pot
Pot Ted ::)
Big ted
Big head
Big top
Top heavy
Top man
Top shop
Kebab Shop
Knocking shop
Knocking off
Off side
Side board
Surf board
Chess board
cheese board
Skiffle board
Parole board
Ouija board
Mother board
Chopping board
Company board
Company car 🚗
Racing car
Racing pigeon
Pigeon pie
Wood pigeon
Roy Wood
Balsa wood
wood wind
Hard wood
Hard cheese 🧀
hard up
Mess up
Sargents mess
dog mess
Dog tired
dog pound
Pound land
It's a shop Dave where the less privileged shop ;D
Five pound
Famous five
High five ✋
mile high
High temperatures 😎
High jump
jump suit
Long jump
Parachute jump
Parachute payment
Final payment
Final demand
Ransom demand
Ransom payment
Payment demand
payment stub
Stub column
Newspaper column
Newspaper kiosk
Telephone kiosk
Telephone operator
Telephone call
Call girl
Call out
Pull out
Pull over
over coat
Trench coat
Fur coat
Rain coat
Rain dance
Morris dance
Morris minor
Minor injury
Injury time
Injury lawyer
Injury list
Wedding list
wedding toast
Wedding cake 🎂
Wedding day
Wedding service
Service station
Railway station
Railway delays
Railway strike
railway sleeper
railway track
Fast track
Break fast
Break away
Away win
Play away
Play school
School gates
School dinner
roast dinner
Roast pork
pork crackling
Pork pie
Pie crust
Bread crust
earths crust
Earth worm
Earth song
Love song
Your song
Song thrush
Song bird
bird bath
Bath bun
Bath towel
hand towel
Hand signal
Phone signal
Mobile phone 📱
Mobile library
Mobile Hairdresser
gents hairdresser
Gents toilet
toilet duck
Bombay duck
Bombay trots
Bombay potatoes
New potatoes 🥔
New york
New Hampshire
new shoes
Tap shoes
Golf shoes
Golf club
Club sandwich
Club foot
Club tie
Club biscuit 🍪
Biscuit barrel
Red barrel
Red stripe
red tape
Magnetic tape
Measuring tape
Measuring jug
Jug ears
Big ears
Cauliflower ears 👂
Cauliflower cheese
grated cheese
Cheese sandwich
Cheese roll
Ham roll
Roll over
Pull over
Ring pull
Wedding ring 💍
Boxing ring
Cardboard boxing
Boxing card
credit card
store credit
Store detective
Detective novel
Novel idea
No idea 💡
No entry
Entry form
Form guide
guide dog
Girl guide
Head girl
Head master
dick head
Quote from: DaveW on August 22, 2017, 17:21:54 PM
dick head
On about our northern colleagues Dave 😂😂
Head lice
They think it is a complement 😄
Head band
Head cases
Our southern numpties
Suit cases
Hard cases
travel cases
Travel sickness
morning sickness
Morning glory
Morning after
After eight
After effects
Personal effects
Personal alarm 🚨
Personal services
personal statement
bank statement
Bank holiday
holiday rota
holiday money
money wallet
Leather wallet
leather thong
Leather belt
Belt ting ::)
green belt
Green fingers
Two fingers
Fish fingers
Butter fingers
Butter shortbread
Butter cup
Tea cup ☕ï¸
Tea time
Tea break
Break time (snap or bait for our northern friends) 👍👍
Very funny Paul ::)
Break down
Break out
Maximum break
Maximum speed
Speed bumps
Speed machine
machine shop
Sex machine
Sex drive
Sex test
Sex pest
Pest control
Control freak
Control pad 📝
I pad
lily pad
lily livered
Chicken livered
Chicken farmers
Chicken breast
chicken roast
Chicken soup
soup kitchen
Oxtail soup 🍜
Tomato soup
Soup bowl
cereal bowl
breakfast cereal
Breakfast bar
Bar steward
Bar maid
Milk maid
Milk bottle 🍼
Bottle neck
Beer bottle
Beer shampoo
beer batter
batter pudding
Tapioca pudding
pudding basin
Pudding club
Club sandwich
Bacon sandwich
Sausage sandwich
Breakfast sausage
Fried breakfast 🍳
Breakfast bar
peanut bar
Drinks bar
Bar maid
Bar steward 👨â€âœˆï¸
Ships steward
Ships crew
Crew member
forum member
Golf member
swollen member
Swollen knee (sorry Jon)
Knee jerk
Jerk chicken 🍗
Venkys chicken
Chicken leg
Leg break
Summer break
Summer time
summer holiday
Winter holiday
winter weather
Winter wonderland
Winter warmer
Go on then
Willy warmer
Free willy
Free issue
Free air
Air head
Head room
Bed room
river bed
River cruise
River bank
Food bank
Comfort food
little comfort
Little mix
Little finger
Chocolate finger
Chocolate cake
Sponge cake
Sponge Bob
Striking Bob 😂
striking looks
Black looks
Black sacks
Black Mariah
Black magic
Black pudding
Suet pudding
Rice pudding
rice paper
News paper 📝
News hound
Blood hound
Hound dog
Dog roll
Arctic roll
bread roll
Crusty bread 🍞
Bread pudding
Bread basket
Shopping basket
Shopping trolley 🛒
Shopping trip
Trip computer
Computer desk
News desk
News hound
Basset hound
Dave basset ::)
Basset sweets 🍭
Boiled sweets
Boiled potatoes 🥔
Roast potatoes
roast beef
Roast pork
Pork pie
Steak pie
Fillet steak
Steak house
House bound
Home bound
Home front
front door
Door stop
Bus stop
Door lock 🔐
Pad lock 😄
Pad dock ::)
dock leaf
Fig leaf
Fig roll
Sausage roll
Spring roll
Spring clean
Spring onion
Pickled onion
Pickled egg
Pickled Bob 🤔😂😂
Sponge Bob
Bath sponge
bath mat
Bubble bath
Bird bath
Bird brain
Brain box
money box
Letter box
Confession box
Cricket box
Money box
money wallet
money tree
Oak tree
Oak furniture
English oak
English breakfast
English Rose
Rose bush
Rose garden
Garden fence
Garden gnome
Garden party
garden swing
Swing vote
Lost vote
lost cause
Bee cause ??? ::) ;D
Bee hive
Bee have ;D ;D
Have not
Not listening
Listening device
mobile device
Mobile phone 📱
phone box
Phone bill
duck bill
Duck down
Get down
Down rover
Rover Triumph
Wild rover
Wild women
Wild thing
Wild mushrooms 🍄
Button mushrooms 🍄
Belly button (as seen in Fuerteventura supermarkets) 😄
Lol Dave ;D
Belly pork
Pork Crackling
Pork sausage
Pork pie
Pie crust
Pie chart
Chart ted :(
Chart buster
dust buster
Fat buster
Fat fryer
Fish fryer
Fish wife
First wife
First love
love heart
Heart attack
snack attack
Snack box
picnic box
royal box
Royal Mail
Royal blue
Deep blue
blue movie
Movie night
Night starvation
Night nurse 👨â€âš•ï¸
Night owl
Barn Owl
Barn dance
Barn yard
Yard birds
Yard broom
Broom stick
Yard Stick
Stick insect
Walking stick
speed walking
Speed bumps
lumpy bumps
Lumpy custard
Custard pie
Steak pie
Fillet steak
Sirloin steak
Rump steak
Gammon steak
Gammon joint
Joint venture
Knuckle joint
Knuckle butty
Knuckle down
Get down
down under
under wear
Under water 💦
Water bed
Water works
Works outing
Works clothing
Protective clothing
Protective shield
Community shield
Community chest
chest expander
Chest infection
Contagious infection
Foot infection
foot stool
Bar stool
Bar fly
Fly spray
Fly paper
Paper plane
Paper plate
Dinner plate (used after 6pm in civilised households)
Very funny David ::)
Dinner time ( 12 til 2)
play time
Play School
School head
school bully
School holiday
holiday tan
Summer holiday
Summer time
Summer solstice
Summer fruits
Summer loving
Summer pudding
Pudding basin
Chocolate pudding
Chocolate spread
Chocolate drop
Chocolate biscuit 🍪
biscuit barrel
Red barrel
Red flag
White flag
White heat
Deep heat
Deep throat
Linda Lovelace, now she was quite a girl
Archeological dig
Quote from: DaveW on October 20, 2017, 15:01:06 PM
Linda Lovelace, now she was quite a girl
As her dentist was reported to have said 'she had the best set of teeth he had ever come across' 😮😮😂😂
Archeological dig
Archeological team
Archaeological . Please spell correctly, despite your obsession with porn ;D
Team spirit
I blame the iPad for the spelling
Team mascot
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 20, 2017, 21:26:50 PM
Archaeological . Please spell correctly, despite your obsession with porn ;D
Team spirit
My iPhone copied Dave's spelling 😂😂
Team player
Record player
Record breaker
Road breaker
Code breaker
wind breaker
Breaking wind 💨
Breaking bad
Bad move
Bad Girls
Bad manners
Table manners
Table salt
salt mines
Gold mines
Gold ring 💍
Gold rush
Gold crown
Gold finger
Finger buffet
Chinese buffet
chinese whispers
Chinese burn
Chinese shop
Chip shop
chip shot
Good shot
Good times
Past times
Radio times
Hard times
Hard cheese
Hard case
Nut case
Suit case
Lounge suit
Pinstripe Suit
birthday suit
Happy birthday 🎉
Birthday cake 🍰
Sponge cake 🎂
Christmas cake
Angel cake 🎂
angel eyes
Angel fish
Fish cake 🍥
Fish supper
Flat fish 🐟
Flat chest
treasure chest
treasure island
Fantasy island
Fantasy woman
Wonder woman
Golden wonder
Golden balls 🏀
Golden shot
Golden boot
Riding boot
Boot camp
Camp fire
Camp coffee. Bet you remember that horrid stuff Dave
Black coffee
Awful stuff Jon
Coffee creams
White coffee ☕ï¸
White rum
White coats
White flag
Union flag 🇬🇧
Union Jack
Jack Sparrow
Jack frost
Frost bite
Snake bite
Rattle snake
Grass snake
green grass
green fingers
Sticky fingers
Fish fingers
Fish supper
Fish fillet
Fillet steak
Beef steak
Bully beef
Bully off
School bully
Play School
Play time
role play
Role model
Model railway
Railway station
Station buffet
Police station
Petrol station
petrol pump
Petrol head
Petrol mower
Petrol engine
jet engine
Jet plane ✈ï¸
Jet 2
Easy jet
Easy woman
Pretty woman
Pretty vacant
Vacant possession
Situation vacant
Vacant expression 😐
Local expression
Local shop
Shop floor
Dance floor
tribal dance
Barn dance 💃
Hay barn
Hay stack
Hay maker
coffee maker
Free coffee :P
Black coffee ☕ï¸
Instant coffee
Instant fix
Instant replay
Video replay
Video recorder
Ilford recorder
school recorder
school bully
School holiday
Holiday fling
Highland fling
Highland games
Highland spring
Spring fever
Spring tide
spring roll
Bacon roll
Sausage roll
German sausage
German measles
German car 🚗
Bumper car
Car park
car stereo
Car crash
computer crash
Computer game
Computer mouse 🐭
Mouse trap
Mouse droppings 🐭
Brown mouse
brown sugar
icing sugar
Icing bag
Shopping bag 💼
Shopping trolley 🛒
Shopping trip
Trip computer
computer virus
Computer game
End game
Game pie
Game bird
Bird poo
stinky poo
poo sticks
Fiddle sticks
Tax fiddle
Tax avoidance
Tax demand
tax return
return ticket
Single ticket
Single malt
single life
mid life
Long life
Long off
Long run 🏃
Chicken run
chicken roast
Sunday roast
Sunday best
Best buddy
Best before
Before Christ
Christ mas
Christ almighty
christ sake
Fore sake
Fore shore
Fore play
auto play
play station
fire station
fire sale
Fire extinguisher
Fire guard
Fire place
Special place
Special brew
Brew master
master class
English class
English mustard
Mustard seed
Colonel mustard
French mustard
French Kiss :-*
French letter
Red letter
Red Bob 🚩
Bob bing ::)
Bob down
going down
Going away
Playing away
Chocs away
Away game
game up
Game bird
bird brain
Brain teaser
Malt teaser
Prick teaser
prick sausages
spicy sausages
Pork sausages
Pork sword
Pork chop
karate chop
chop wood
wood wind
Wind farm
Farm shop
Sweet shop
Sweet tooth
Tooth ache
heart ache
Heart attack
Shark attack
Loan shark
Shark tale
Tall tale
Tall boy
Tall story
Toy story
Sex toy
Sex bomb
Sex change
Loadsa sex
sex position
missionary position
Pole position
Pole dance
Barn dance 💃
Line dance
first dance
first touch
First time
Time penalty
Penalty spot
Penalty kick
Free kick
kick off
Bully off
bully boy (Dennis Wise ) :(
He did right, that Iains a pain in the assignment
Bell boy
They are picking on him ::)
Bell End :P
How rude ;D
Dead end
A golf shot is named ‘Denis Wise, - a nasty five footer
Sticky end
Sticky toffee
Toffee apple
apple crumble
Rhubarb crumble
rhubarb pie
Cottage pie
Steak pie
Steak knife
Sharp knife
Bread knife
Bread pudding
Christmas Pudding
Christmas crackers
Christmas madness
motorway madness
Motorway services
Church services
church pew
church mouse
White mouse 🐁
white supremacy
White bread 🍞
bread roll
Swiss roll
Swiss banker
Home banker
Home front
shop front
Shop counter
Shoe shop
Shoe horn
Shoe lace
Shoe tree
Apple tree
Apple Crumble 😛
Apple pie 🥧
Pie dish
Pie crust
Bread crust
bread line
Bread roll
Swiss roll
Sausage roll
Sausage sandwich
club sandwich
Pudding club
Pudding basin
Chocolate pudding
Chocolate teapot
Chocolate drop
chocolate log
ship's log
Ships cat
Cat suit
Birthday suit
Birthday party 🎉
Christmas party :P
Christmas dinner 🍴
dinner lady
Dinner time (17.00 - 19.00)hrs
dinner plate
Dinner jacket
Donkey jacket
Donkey Adams 🥕
Very funny Dave ;D
Grizzly Adams
Grizzly bear
Teddy bear
teddy nightie
Must be a cockeneeeeee perversion
Big teddy
big bang
Big Ben
Ben Dover
Dover port
Dover sole
Lemon sole
Lemon squash
Butternut squash
Blackcurrant squash
Orange squash
Orange County
Chocolate orange
Chocolate biscuit 🍪
Chocolate cake
Christmas cake 🎂
Birthday cake
Cream cake
Cream cracker
Cream tea ☕ï¸
Double cream
Double time
Father Time
Time lord
Lord Sugar
Brown sugar
Brown bread 🍞
White bread
White supremacy
White lightning ⛈
Fork lightning
Fork off :P
Kick off
kick boxing
Kick start
Flying start
Jump start
False start
False witness
False teeth
False boobs
Man boobs
Enormous boobs
Big boobs
Big bang
Big apple
Apple crumble
rhubarb crumble
Gooseberry crumble
Gooseberry bush
Shepherds bush
George Bush
Mulberry bush
Trimmed bush
😄😄
Beard comb
comb over
maiden aver
And the connection is ? ;D numptie ;D
Game over
finger trouble
Game bird
Game pie
pie filling
Cottage pie
Craven Cottage
Cottage cheese
Cheese straw
Cheese slices
mature cheese
mature wine
Wine bottle
Milk bottle
Milk shake
Milk teeth
Hen`s teeth
False teeth
False alarm
Morning alarm
Fire alarm
Fire drill
drill bit
Electric drill
Electric toothbrush
Electric chair
Easy chair
easy rider
Horse rider
Horse race 🏁
Human race
Boat race
speed boat
Slow boat 🚣
Slow cooker
gas cooker
Pressure cooker
blood pressure
Blood donor
Blood sucker
Blue blood
True blue
True love â¤ï¸
Love bite
Love hurts
Love child
Devil child 👶
Devil woman
Wonder woman
Special woman
Special constable
Special K
Special branch
branch line
Train line
Line dance
Dance off
Dance hall
Jerry Hall
Albert hall
Albert musuem
History museum
history lesson
French lesson
French connection
French stick
Walking stick
Hockey stick
Hockey mom
Hockey match
Needle match
Safety match
Safety belt
Safety net
hair net
Fishing net
Fishing quota
Fishing rod
Rod ney :P
Black rod
Rod ders :P
Dyno rod
Rod ding :P
Ding dong
Big Dong :o
Big deal
Dodgy deal
dodgy geezer
Diamond geezer
Black diamond
Double diamond
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 22, 2018, 14:37:36 PM
Double diamond
I used to drink that when I were a yoof
Double standards
double top
top bloke
Top deck
So did I Paul. Bloomin horrible stuff ;D
Quote from: Baldy on January 22, 2018, 18:10:57 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 22, 2018, 14:37:36 PM
Double diamond
I used to drink that when I were a yoof
Double standards
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 23, 2018, 08:07:23 AM
Top deck
So did I Paul. Bloomin horrible stuff ;DQuote from: Baldy on January 22, 2018, 18:10:57 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 22, 2018, 14:37:36 PM
Double diamond
I used to drink that when I were a yoof
Double standards
Brewed in Romford at the Ind Coop breweries, a bit strong for northerners
Top gun
Top end
Sticky end
Sticky fingers
sticky bun
Chelsea bun
chocolate bun
chocolate finger
Chocolate drop
Chocolate bar
Piano bar
Bar t'hat
baht'at to be precise. But a brave effort ;D
Bar fly
fly zip
Fly paper
paper plane
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 26, 2018, 08:04:16 AM
baht'at to be precise. But a brave effort ;D
Bar fly
Thanks for Yorkie lesson Jon, much appreciated 😂😂
Paper back
Back bacon
bacon sandwich
Sandwich course
Cheese sandwich
Cheese cutter
cheese grater
Cheese straw
Straw hat
hat stand
Stand down
down lighter
Duck down
Bombay Duck
Crispy duck
duck soup
Duck egg
Fried egg 🍳
Fried rice
boiled rice
rice paper
Blotting paper
Paper tiger
Paper plane
Model plane
Model car 🚗
Car keys
Car park
Park keeper (remember the old parky on his bike over Hainault rec)
zoo keeper
London Zoo
London eye
eye drops
Eye test
Dope test
driving lesson
private lesson
Private dancer
Private meeting
Meeting minutes
Meeting point
Point blank
Blank cheque
Lloyds cheque
Lloyds box
Cardboard box
Post box
Last post
Last longer
Come last
Last week
next week
week away
Play away
Play dough
Play scheme
Play thing
Play school
Public school
School boy
School tie
Tie up
Light up
Light bulb 💡
Light year
Leap year
year dot
Dot Cotton
cotton weaver
Cotton picker
Cotton shirt
Shirt tails
Shirt button
Chocolate button
Chocolate starfish ;D
Chocolate egg
Egg muffin
Love egg
Love island
Love god â¤ï¸â¤ï¸
You wish ;D
Love triangle
cheese triangle
hard cheese
Blue cheese
Blue moon
full moon
New moon
New start
Jump start
Ski jump â›·â›·
Ski pants
Big pants
Mr big
Mr Blooby
Quote from: Baldy on February 11, 2018, 19:34:31 PM
Mr Blooby
Do you think thats meant to be Blobby ;D
Mr Bean
Think it probably did ;D
Runner bean
Bookies runner
Road sweeper
Road rage
Road side
Blind side
Blind drunk
Venetian blind
Swear blind
Swear box
telly box
Chocolate box
Cardboard box
Cricket box
Post box
Post man
Parcel post
Pigeon post
Pigeon pie
Racing pigeon
racing bike
Village bike
Village idiot
Idiot proof
Water proof
Water shed
tool shed
potting shed
Garden shed
Garden gnome
Garden party 🎉
Office party
Labour party
Christmas party
Christmas cracker
Cream cracker
Cream cheese 🧀
Whipped cream
Cream puff
Cream cake
Cake knife
Knife crime
Race crime
Crime wave
wave goodbye
Tidal wave
Permanent wave
Permanent job
Job offer
Final offer
Final warning
Cup final
tea cup
tea leaf
Tea chest
Tea pot
Flower pot
Flower power
Flower show
Freak show
Show off
bog off
bog standard
High standard
High jump
Running jump
Running shoes
Running track
railway track
Right track
Right hand
Hand stand
Hand signal
Hand written
Written instructions
written warning
verbal warning
Verbal diarrhoea
stinky diarrhoea
stinky drains
Stinky feet
Stinky cheese 🧀
Cheese straw
Plastic straw
Plastic bag
Air bag
Air guitar 🎸
guitar string
G string
String vest
Cheese string
cheese toastie
Cheese cloth
Cloth head
Dick head
Moby Dick
Dick spring
spring fever
Spring cabbage
Savoy cabbage
cabbage patch
Patch work
Road work
House work
House husband
House proud
House guest
Welcome guest
Welcome mat
Floor mat
floor cleaner
Dance floor
floor lamp
Lamp shade
sun shade
sun glasses
Beer glasses 👓
Beer bike
Dee-Jon's bike 🚴🏻 😂😂
Office bike
Behave young Paul ;D
Office party
Party line
line dance
Barn dance
barn cake
It's a barm cake ya barm cake.
Christmas cake
Carrot cake
carrot cruncher
Number cruncher
Number one â˜ï¸
One day
One voice
voice over
Roll over
Leg over
Leg side
hairy leg
Wooden leg
wooden spoon
Wooden horse
Horse race 🏁
Drag race
drag queen
queen bee
Honey bee 🐝
Honey pot
Hot pot
Plant pot
Rubber plant 🌱
Rubber duck
Duck down
Down south
South Shields
South Downs
South supremacy
Paradise south 🤔
paradise city
Bristol city
city break
Tea break
Tea cup ☕ï¸
cup cake
Sponge cake 🎂
Sponge Bob
Northern Bob :P
Northern supremacy
Northern lights (More like northern dims ;D)
Behave ;D
Christmas lights
Bright lights
bright eyes
Cats eyes
Cats cradle
Cats litter
Litter lout
Litter bin
Bin lid
Bin liner
bin men
Stick men
Stick insect
Rhythm stick
stick up
Hockey stick
Pogo stick
Match stick
Football match
Football pools
Swimming pools
swimming costume
Swimming lesson
Swimming race
Human race
Boat race
Rat Race
Rat run
Rat Pack
battery pack
Battery hen
mother hen
Mother superior
Women(are) Superior :P
Have you been on the Tia Maria ::)
Lake superior
No :P
lake district
Lake side
Back side
Back pack
Pack horse
Clothes horse
racing horse
Racing post
fence post
Goal post
Post man
Man Friday
Man flu
Flu bug
Computers bug 🐞
Super bug
Super glue
nail glue
Nail varnish
Nail gun
gun dog
Hot dog
Dog lead
Dog house
House sitter
Bed sitter
bed sheet
Bed pan
bed time
Extra time
time magazine
Time clock
Time travel
Time lord
Time gentlemenplease 😄
dinner time
Play time
Play off
Fore play
Power play
Power drill
Power ranger
lone ranger
Park ranger
park bench
Bench mark
skid mark
Water mark
Water meter
Water carrier
water park
Park ranger
Ranger scout
scout troop
Scout around
Play around
Horse play
Hobby horse
Clothes horse
Clothes basket
Bread basket
Bread roll
bacon roll
Sausage roll
breakfast sausage
English breakfast 🍳
English mustard
French mustard
French lessons
running lessons
Running scared
Running water
Water fall
Water fountain
Chocolate fountain
Sherbet fountain
Fountain pen
Pen mill ( google it) ;D
Pin Mill
Pin hole
Glory hole
Morning glory
Morning all
all over
pull over
Over take
take away
Play away
away game
game plan
Game bird
bird brain
Bird bath
Sunken bath
Roman bath
Roman nose
Nose bleed
Nose job
Job interview
Job lot
Job rate
Work rate
Work station
Train station
train ticket
ticket tout
Season ticket
Long season
Long weekend
Long john
Long leg
Leg warmers
Short leg
Short bread
Short crust
earths crust
Pastry crust
pastry chef
Puff pastry
Northern puff
Cream puff
custard cream
custard tart
Custard pie
Apple pie
Adams apple
apple sauce
Mint sauce
Royal Mint
Royal family
Family reunion
family photo
Family way
Family album
Family tree
Oak tree
Shoe tree
Tree trunk
Elephant trunk
Elephant man
elephant skin
skin deep
Banana skin
Banana 🍌 split
Banana boat
Gravy boat 🚣
Gravy train
gravy granules
Gravy stock
Beef stock
Bully beef
Roast beef
Corned beef
Beef Wellington
Beef tomato
tomato ketchup
Ketchup song
Song bird 🐦
bird bath
Bubble bath
Bubble wrap
Bubble gum
chewing gum
fruit gum
Fruit cake
Angel eyes
blue eyes
blue movie
action movie
action man
Super man
Super glue
Super human
Human race
Space race
running race
Bicycle race
Bicycle shed
Garden shed
garden bench
Garden gnome
Garden fence
Boundary fence
Boundary board
Ironing board
Monopoly board
Ouija board
Electricity board
Chalk board
black board
black death
Black bird 🐦
Black beard
Goatee beard
Blue beard
Blue cheese 🧀
cheese fondue
cheese straw
drinking straw
Drinking glass
Glass bottle
wine bottle
Wine decanter
Wine club
Club foot
Golf club
Golf widow
black widow
black velvet
crushed velvet
National velvet
NationalTrust
National theatre 🎭
National service
tea service
tea time (c. 4pm tea and crumpets)
Beer time. 4pm beach bar Corralejo for proper men
Dinner time (after 17.00hrs)
Dinner gong
dinner plate
Dog's dinner
dog's gonads
Dog's life
Good life
Good evening
good night
Night starvation
Night bird
Night flight
Flight delay
Time delay
Time Lord
Extra time
Extra large
Extra cost
cost cutter
Cost price
Special price
Special K
Special branch
unconditional branch
Unconditional love
love heart
Broken heart
heart ache
tooth ache
Tooth fairy
Tooth pick
Tooth brush
hair brush
Brush off
Off side
right side
Right wing
Bingo wing
bingo dabber
bingo hall
Albert hall
Hall table
dinner table
Snooker table
Snooker cue
Snooker ball
Rubber ball 🏀
Rubber stamp
Rubber bullets
rubber mats
Drip mats
drip feed
Drip ping ;)
Ping pong
Ping Putter
stop ping
Stop watch
Stop sign 🛑
Warning sign
road sign
Road hog
Road kill
Kill joy
Love Joy
Baby love
Baby talk
Baby walker
Street walker
Walker steel
Jay walker
Murray Walker
Murray mint
Polo mint
Spear mint
Mint tea
Mint sauce
apple sauce
Big apple
Toffee Apple
Apple crumble
Apple turnover
Apple core
Core route
Bus route
Bus driver
Screw driver
screw fix
Screw up
Cork screw
sympathy screw
Grub screw
Grub worm
Glow worm
radiant glow
glow stick
Hockey stick
Hockey mom
Hockey match
match stick
football match
American football
American dream
dream big
Big foot
foot bath
Bird bath
bird brain
Brain less
Brain wave
Mexican wave
Mexican hat
top hat
Top gun
Pop gun
pop music
Pop corn
Corn field
Corn flake
Snow flake
Snow mobile
mobile library
Mobile phone 📱
phone charger
Over charger
Maiden over
maiden voyage
Transatlantic voyage
Bon voyage
Bon Bon
Bon Jovi
Simon Le Bon :P (bit of a cheat...couldnt think of anything else ::))
Simple Simon
Simple minds
great minds
Great tit
Great Britain 🇬🇧
Great Yarmouth
Yarmouth rock
Rock hard
Rock music
garage music
Pop music 🎶
pop idol
Pop tart
custard tart
Bakewell tart
Custard tart
Ha ha...naughty Paul :P
birds nest
wasp nest
Robins Nest
Robins starch
red robins
Red lines
white lines
White flag
Flag beach
Flag ship
Corner flag
Corner shop
Shop floor
shop display
Shop front
front window
French window
French loaf
French Footballers ::)
Footballers wages
sad footballers
sad songs
love songs
Love handles
love heart
Love child
child bride
Child less
Pay less
Pay slip
Pay day
Day trip
Day light
Light bulb
Light sabre
light weight
Paper weight
Paper plane
Aero plane (doing a Bob, sorry)
aero bar
Milky bar
Milky way
Milky coffee ☕ï¸
Black coffee ☕ï¸
Black tea ☕ï¸
Tea leaf
Fig leaf
Fig biscuit
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 18, 2018, 07:20:38 AM
Tea leaf
Nice bit of Cockney rhyming slang Jon 👍👍
Nice biscuit
Nice boobs
saggy boobs
Pert boobs
Fake bobs
Fake goods
money laundering
money box
Cardboard box 📦
jewellry box
Cool box
Cool dude 😎
Cool running
Running race 🏁
running late
Running water
Water meter
Meter maid
Merry Maid (remember them? )
Yes they attacked your filings
Merry widow
What are you two rambling on about. What are filings.
Black widow
Black bottom
Bottom drawer
Glass bottom
Glass bottle
Bottle opener
Bottle bank
Sperm bank
Sperm donor
blood donor
Blood orange
Blood orange
That must be a straight red I`m afraid
Blood pressure
That was before I had a drink as well
Think your golf is upsetting you😜
blood group
Ban served
Group sex
Group hug 🤗
Bear hug
cuddly bear
Polar bear
polar eclipse
polar express
Express delivery
Express train
Train carriage
Train ride
Steam train
Steam iron
Steam boat
boat trip
Fishing trip
Fishing rod
Drain rod
Brain drain
Brain wave
Heat wave
heat stroke
Breast stroke
Chicken breast
Chicken wing
chicken dipper
Big dipper
Big Apple
Big ears
Big time
Big dipper
Chicken dipper
Chicken wing
Chicken nugget
Chicken soup
Tomato soup 🍜
Tomato ketchup
Red tomato 🍅
red flag
Red Cross
Red Bob
Red rose 🌹
red raw
Raw hide
Raw meat
Meat pie
Cottage pie
apple pie
Apple strudel
Apple crumble
Apple tart
custard tart
Custard cream
double cream
Double barrel
Double trouble
Double decker
Double bogey
Double burger 🍔 🍔
Burger 🍔 bar
Burger king
King size
Man size
Man Friday
Black friday
Black out
Black widow
Black bird 🐦
Black beard
itchy beard
Itchy nuts
Salted nuts 🥜
cashew nuts
Hazel nuts
Hazel tree 🌲
Family tree
family photo
Photo booth
Photo shop
Photo frame
picture frame
Window frame
Window cleaner
Window shopping
Christmas shopping
Holiday shopping
Shopping trolley 🛒
Trolly dolly
Dolly mixture
dolly dealers
Wheeler dealers
Drug dealers
Drug mule
Drug money
Money pit
Coal pit
Coal fire
Coal miner
Coal man
Fire man
Fire guard
Fire bucket
Bucket shop
Sex shop
Sex bomb
Sex kitten
Sex industry
Sex machine
Washing machine
Washing basket
Basket weaver
Basket case
Book case
Book worm 🐛
Book end
Knob end 😧😧
Dead end
Dead weight
Dead ringer
bell ringer
Door ringer
Barn door
Barn owl 🦉
Tawny owl
Teat owl
Wise owl
Street wise
Street lamp
Mean street
Coronation Street
Street wise
Wise words
Wise man
Milk man
Milk maid
Milk bottle 🍼
Bottle bank
Beer bottle
Beer barrel
Red barrel
Red Bob
red robin
Robin hood
Hood wink
wink wink
eye wink
eye patch
Patch work
work out
Cut Out
hair cut
Hair net
Net loss
Total loss
total recall
Memory recall
Memory card 💳
Credit card
Christmas card
Christmas party
Labour party
birthday party
Birthday suit
Lounge suit
lounge around
Play around
Play away
play mat
Play dough
Play school
Junior School
junior doctor
Doctor who
guess who
Wild guess
wild card
Credit card
Credit check
health check
Sanity check
check up
Knees up
Knobbly knees
knobbly bobbly
Bobbly hat
sun hat
Sun flower
Flower power
Flower bed
bed lamp
Sun lamp
sun screen
Screen saver
Screen test
test card
Test match
maths test
Acid test
Acid drops
Lemon drops
Lemon juice
Orange juice
Orange squash
squash torys
Squash court
Crown court
crown jewels
Turkey crown 👑
Turkey trot
Fox trot
Fox hunt
Treasure hunt
Treasure chest
Massive chest
Wooden chest
wooden leg
Dog leg
Dog house
House keeper
Bee keeper
Spelling bee
Honey bee
Honey Rum
Honey trap
Trap door
Front door 🚪
Front passage
front line
Front foot
Foot rest
big foot
Big top
Top shop
shop window
Window dresser
glass window
glass ceiling
Glass back
Back pack
Back stroke
Heat stroke
heat pad
I pad
I phone
I pod
Pea pod
Split pea
pea soup
Soup kitchen
kitchen porter
hotel porter
Hotel room
panic room
Panic button
belly button
Belly pork
Pork sausage
sausage jockey
Disc jockey
Slipped disc
Compact disc
compact mirror
mirror image
Shaving mirror
Shaving foam
Foam party
Foam mattress
Mattress topper
Chart topper
Medical chart
medical centre
Sports centre
Sports car
Sports jacket
Straight jacket
Donkey jacket
donkey rides
Donkey work
Clock work
Grandfather Clock
Clock tower
Blackpool Tower
Blackpool promenade
Blackpool rock
Southend rock
Southend pier
Southend numpties
Bradford numpties
Bradford cathedral
Cathedral choir
Cathedral cheese
Cheese roll
Cheese straw
Cheese flan
Hard cheese
Blue cheese
Blue flag
Flag day
Flag beach
Galera Beach
Beach bum
Beach party 🎉
party hat
Top hat
Top shop
Toy shop
Body Shop
Body massage
Body language
language barrier
Barrier cream
Custard cream
Cream horn
hand cream
hand signal
Train signal
train ticket
Ticket tout
concert ticket
Ticket machine
Washing machine
Time machine
Time travel
travel insurance
Insurance claim
Insurance policy
Policy wording
policy expert
Expert timing
Two timing
two times
Financial Times
Hard times
Hard luck
good luck
good health
Good Friday
Man Friday
Man Up
Up top
Top gun
gun carriage
Gun slinger
pricing gun
Stun gun
gun metal
Metal Mickey
Metal detector
Metal paint
Gloss paint
gloss over
Maiden over
wicket maiden
wicket keeper
Bee keeper
honey bee
Honey trap
Trap door 🚪
back door
Full back
Left back
left luggage
Luggage rack
Luggage trolley
shopping trolley
Shopping list
Shopping bag
goody bag
Bag lady
Lady boy
boy child
child minder
Child lock
lock up
Knees up
Get up
get shorty
get ready
Ever ready
When ever
Who ever
Dr who
Dr no
Dr death
Death wish
wish bone
Bone marrow
Bone head
head chef
sous chef
little chef
Little Willy
Free willy
Free gift
Free ride
Joy ride
Joy stick
Stick insect
Hockey stick
Hockey mom
hockey pitch
pitch black
Pot black
Flower pot
Flower power
Power surge
Power point
Point blank
Blank canvas
Blank look
Quick look
Look out
Black out
Black pudding
Pudding bowl
Cereal bowl
Cricket bowl
Cricket pavilion
Cricket bat
bat man
Man Friday
Handy man
Milk man
Milk monitor
milk bottle
bottle blonde
Bottle top
Glass bottle
Milk bottle
Double red card!!
Chocolate teapot
chocolate drop
drop kick
Drop box 📦
Kick box
Post box
fence post
Last post
Last forevermore
Last chance
Chance it
It girl
girl guide
Travel guide
Travel sickness
Travel bag
Carrier bag
Carrier pigeon
Racing pigeon
Racing car
car bonnet
bonnet mushrooms
Garlic mushrooms
Garlic prawns 😋
King prawns
Prawn cocktail
Prawn crackers
Christmas crackers
Christmas pudding
Pudding club
Strip club
Strip poker
Poker face
clock face
Clock tower
Tower bridge
London Bridge
Cantilever bridge
Orwell Bridge
Humber bridge
Contract bridge
Contract killer
Killer bug
Killer Queen 👑
Queen bee
bumble bee
Bee hive
Honey bee 🐝
Honey pot
Pot belly
Belly pork
Roast pork
Pork scratching
Pork sausage
Sausage casserole 🥘
Sausage roll
Cheese roll
big cheese
Big top
Top cat
Top hat
Bowler hat
Hat stand
Umbrella stand
Hand stand
Band stand
Rock band
Rock star 🌟
Shooting Star
North Star
Star turn
Funny turn
Funny bone
Funny face
Face mask
Face cream
Cream tea 🍵
Cream bun
Toasted bun
Currant bun
Currant jelly
Jelly tots
Tiny tots
Tiny feet
Smelly feet
Tiger feet
Tiger moth
Tiger bread
Bread roll
Swiss roll
Swiss bank
Blood bank
Blood orange 🍊
Blood pressure
Tyre pressure
Pressure cooker
Gas cooker
Gas bag
Air bag
Air bed 🛏
Water bed
Water jug
milk jug
Milk shake
Milk float
Milk man
Man Friday
Man boobs
False boobs
False beard
False teeth
Wisdom teeth
Milk teeth
Milk tray
Silver tray
Silver medal
Silver bullet
Quick silver
Double quick
Double top
Top gun
Top hat
hat stand
Band stand
Elastic band
Broad band
broad beans
Runner beans
Baked beans
Baked Alaska
Baked potato 🥔
Potato salad
chicken salad
Caesar salad
Salad cream
double cream
Double trouble
Double check
Check mate
First mate
First love
Love bite
Love machine
Coffee machine
Coffee bean
Runner bean
Haricot bean
Broad bean
Norfolk broad
Norfolk turkey
Turkey ham
Turkey Brest
Turkey twizzler
Cold turkey
cold shoulder
Shoulder pads
Shoulder blade
razor blade
Razor sharp
Razor Ruddock
Razor light
night light
Night club
Pudding club
Culture club
Club foot
foot stool
athlete's foot
Foot ball âš½ï¸
thunder ball
Charity ball
Charity Dingle
Zak dingle
Cain Dingle
Dingle bells 😂
Bells whiskey
Scotch Whisky with an E are you trying to upset Can :D
Irish whiskey
Irish coffee
That is the real whiskey, not Irish fire water
Coffee creams
Coffee bean
jelly bean
Jelly legs
Jelly tots
Tiny tots
Tiny feet
Tiny Tim
Talking Tim
Smooth Talking
Bet only Dave and I remember Talking Tim ;D
Smooth operator
At the third stroke .....
Telephone operator
telephone exchange
Stock exchange
exchange student
Exchange rate
Third rate
Third world
World champion
World Cup 🏆
Egg cup
Scrambled egg 🥚
Easter Egg
Easter bunny
Bunny boiler
Old boiler
old chestnut
Chestnut mare
Roast chestnut
Roast beef
Beef steak 🥩
Steak pudding
Pudding head
head start
Jump start
Running jump
Running water
Running Bear 🐻
Running scared
Over running
Running track
Running shoe
Shoe tree
Family tree
tree surgeon
tree trunk
Trunk call
call centre
Leisure centre
Leisure pursuit
Trivial pursuit
Trivial problem
Back problem
Back nine
nine lives
Ninety nine
Ninety minutes
Ninety eight
After eight
Seventy eight
Sixty eight
Fifty eight
Forty eight
forty thieves
Northern thieves
Northern Numpties :P
Northern tight-wads
Northern supremacy
Northern dreamers
Northern Globe-trotters ;D
Northern lights
Fairy lights (still the northern theme ;D)
Fairy cake 🍰
Cake knife
Cake stand
Behave young Dave
Birthday Cake
Fish cake
Fish fingers
fingers crossed
Crossed legs
Shapely legs
Chicken legs
Chicken vindaloo
Chicken curry
Curry powder
Washing powder
Washing up
Stick up
Memory stick
walking stick
Stick insect
insect repellent
Insect spray
Spray tan
Sun tan
Sun shade
sun roof
Sun trap
mouse trap
Computer mouse
White mouse
White mist
White flag
Flag ship 🚢
Ghost ship
Ghost writer
Ghost town
Town ship
Town crier
Town hall
Town centre
Leisure centre
Leisure time
Play time
Play dough
Play mate
Play School
school dinner
Dinner lady
Lady boy
lady bird
Bird fancier
Bird brain 🧠
Brain drain
Brain box
Post box
Post van 🚗
White van
White flag
White lines
County lines
County championship
Championship team
Quiz team
Quiz master
Master Blaster
Head master
Grand master
Grand national
National rail
rail strike
Lightning strike
Wildcat strike
Postal strike
Postal vote
Postal service
Service charge
charge battery
Battery hen
Mother hen
Mother goose
Mother land
land ahoy
land rover
Land army
Salvation army
army ranks
Lower ranks
Lower class
first class
First love
First time
Time waster
Time piece
Time Lord
Lord sugar
castor sugar
sugar daddy
Daddy Cool
Cool dude
Cool box
Cool wind
Trapped wind
Trapped nerve
Nerve endings
Sad endings
Sad songs
Rugby songs
Rugby Union
Trade union
trade winds
ivory trade
Trade deals
trade mark
Tide mark
High tide
High jump
Long jump
Long pause
Long time
Extra time
Extra large
Large portions
Child portions
Child seat
Child friendly
Friendly fire
Fire brigade
Fire blanket
Blanket bath
Bird bath
Bird brain 🧠
Brain drain
Drain cleaner
window cleaner
Window pane
Window shopping
online shopping
Online banking
online courses
Two courses
Race courses
Race relations
Public relations
Public baths 🛀
Sauna baths
Sauna room
Trophy room
Trophy cabinet
Trophy 🏆 girlfriend
Trophy hunter
Glory hunter
Glory hole 🕳
Mouse hole
Mouse trap
Speed trap
Fly trap
Fly high
High wire
High chair
Electric chair
Electric car 🚗
racing car
Racing track
Right track
Back track
Back hander
back scratcher
Back seat
Hot seat
Hot sun ☀ï¸
sun tan
sun block
breeze block
Block head
Egg head
egg sarnie
Pickled egg
Fried egg 🍳
fried squid
squid rings
Onion rings
Onion seller
Spring onion
Spring tide
Tide mark
Skid mark
Skid pan
Frying pan
Pan Am
Pan scourer
Frying pan 🍳
Quote from: Baldy on May 30, 2019, 16:08:09 PM
Frying pan 🍳
You might be in trouble with that one,if Jon notices :P
Quote from: dee-dee on May 31, 2019, 06:47:02 AM
Quote from: Baldy on May 30, 2019, 16:08:09 PM
Frying pan 🍳
You might be in trouble with that one,if Jon notices :P
Well spotted Dee, think I might of got away with that .....for a while 😂😂
Chip pan
No you haven't Paul ;D
Dead pan
Dead ringer
Dead end
Away end
Play away
Play school
Night school
Night shift
Night owl 🦉
Barn owl
Tawny owl 🦉
Tawny port
Fishing port
Fishing tackle
Rugby tackle
rugby match
Rugby union
Trade union
trade deal
good deal
Good vibrations
Good Friday
Good intentions
Good egg
Poached egg
Egg shell
shell suit
Birthday suit
Birthday cake 🎂
Carrot cake 🧁
Carrot cruncher 🥕🥕
Number cruncher
number one
One off
One direction
Wrong direction
Wrong decision
Contentious decision
Split decision
Split pin
Pin head
Rolling pin
Rolling ball 🎱
Rolling stone
Rolling stock
Stock price
Stock cube
Cube root
Square root
Square mile
Mile high
Sky high
sky blue
Blue movie
Blue moon 🌑
Blood moon
Blood bank
Lloyds bank
Lloyd's chemist
Lloyd`s name
first name
fitness first
First tee
Tee peg
Peg bag 💼
Bag lady
Tea lady
Lady Gaga
Shady lady
shady lane
Penny lane
Penny black
black pudding
Black ball
bonus ball
Brucie bonus
Christmas bonus
Christmas party
Party hat
Bowler hat
sun hat
Sun trap
Sandtrap
Looks like one word that David
Sand castle
Oops
Castle moat
Windsor Castle
Windsor knot
Double knot
Double scotch
Double Dutch
Double diamond
diamond ring
Diamond geezer
Double Diamond
Tut tut Dee. Some might red card you ;D
Double cream
I've seen it >:(
Double standards
Double Dee
Princess Dee
Sorry :-* lol @ Bob :P
Princess Diana
Dirty Diana
Dirty mind
dirty dancing
Dancing queen
Snow Queen
snow balls
Snow man
bin man
Sin bin
bin bag
Scum bag
Air bag
Wind bag
Wind farm
wind mill
Pepper mill
Pepper pig
Parkin pig
Pig roast
Roast beef 🥩
Spit roast
Cuckoo spit
cuckoo clock
grandfather clock
alarm clock
Intruder alarm
False alarm
Smoke alarm
smoke screen
Shower screen
Shower curtain
Cold shower 🚿
Man cold
Man size
size matters
Country matters
Country life
Country bumpkin
Country cottage
Cottage cheese
Cheese sandwich 🥪
Cheese straw
straw hat
Cheese straw
Referee blatant misuse of the forum regulations we don't even need VAR for this one.
Apologies for my oversight
cheese scones
Fruit scones
Fruit cake
birthday cake
Birthday bash
Birthday party
Party hat
Party line
White line
White supremacy
White flag
red flag
Red dwarf
dwarf bean
Runner bean
Road runner
Road rage 😡
road cone
cone head
Thick head
Sore head
Cold sore
Cold shoulder
Shoulder pads
Shin pads
knee pads
Housemaids knee
Knee jerk
Chicken jerk
Chicken soup
chicken skin
Potato skin
Baked potato 🥔
Hot potato
Hot flush
Royal flush
royal wedding
Wedding bells
Bow bells 🔔
Bow tie
kipper tie
Tie up
Up top
up sticks
poo sticks
Crab sticks
Cromer crab
crab apple
apple strudel
apple tree
family tree
family ties
Family bible
bible belt
conveyor belt
tighten belt
Seat belt
Booster seat
Child seat 💺
Reserved seat
Reserved demeanour
Reserved ticket
Ticket tout
Ticket master
Head master
Head case
Nut case
Pencil case
pencil skirt
Mini skirt
Mini roundabout
Roundabout way
Magic roundabout
Magic wand
Magic trick
trick cigar
Trick shot
Gun shot
Lead shot
Lead roof
Flat roof
Flat chest
Treasure chest
Treasure hunt
Treasure island 🌴
Island bar
Desert island
Desert Orchid
Sahara Desert
Gobi desert 🐪
Kalahari desert
desert storm
Desert orchid
Appeal launched yours was 4 days ago.
Desert island
It was the same thread based on desert, overruled, extra red you used desert island before as well
Island retreat
Love Island
Secret love
love letter
letter box
Capital letter
red letter
red light
street light
Street fighter
cage fighter
Bird cage
Ban served to Daves satisfaction i trust.
Bird seed
Perfectly
Sesame seed
seed tray
Milk tray
Milk bottle 🍼
Milk float
almond milk
Soya milk
Soya bean
Baked bean
baked potato
Baked Alaska
Oven baked
Oven ready
Ever ready
Ready reckoner
Ready Brek
Ready mix
Cake mix
Birthday cake 🧁
Birthday suit
Lounge suit
suit cover
Insurance cover
Cover up
cover stick
Joy stick
Walking stick
Hockey stick
Hockey mom
Hockey Club
Club foot 🦶
Big foot
Big top
Top hat
Hat stand
Cake stand
Cream cake
Cake shop
Pie shop
Pie crust
Steak pie
Fillet steak
Rump steak
Rare rump
Rare win ( for Spurs) 😂😂
rare sight
Rare animal
animal crossing
Zebra crossing
Dartford crossing
Crossing swords
crossing point
Meeting point
on point
Point blank
Blank cheque
Bouncing cheque
Bouncing baby
Baby grand
Baby doll
Cry baby
Cry Wolf
Wolf whistle
Penny whistle
Penny dreadful
penny black
Black velvet
red velvet
National velvet
National anthem
national service
service charge
Service centre
town centre
Town house
House repairs
House party
party line
Washing line
washing powder
Washing machine
human machine
human remains
human being
Human league
League table
Dining table
Snooker table
Snooker cue
snooker loopy
Loopy loo
loo roll
Crusty roll
Roll over
Over sexed (Jon)
over arm
Arm lock
broken arm
Broken promise
Broken window
Broken heart
Heart beat
Up beat
Up town
Town cryer
Town hall
Hall carpet
carpet cleaner
Window cleaner
window box
Window shopping
Shopping expedition
Shopping centre
Shopping bag
Hoover bag
goodie bag
Saddle bag
Plastic bag
Plastic spoon
medicine spoon
medicine ball
Summer ball
ball park
Mote park
park life
life sentence
Jail sentence
Jail bait
fishing bait
White bait
White wash
white wedding
wedding party
political party
Party politics
Birthday party 🥳
Birthday cake
Birthday suit
Wedding suit
Wedding present
Present time
wrapped present
wrapped around
Pushed around
Pushed over
over excited
Well excited 😆
Well stuffed
Stuffed pig
Well stuffed
Well spotted
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well funny
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Well hard
Well thick
Thick skim
It was my birthday
Thick skin
Happy belated birthday Dave
Fair skin
Thanks Jon
Fair maiden
Maiden ovet
Over reach
Over here
Its over
Leg over
Leg bye
good bye
Good Friday
Black friday
Black ball 🎱
police ball
police car
Bubble car
bubble wrap
Wrap up
Up sticks
Chop sticks
karate chop
Pork chop
Pork belly
Beer belly
belly dancer
Private dancer 🕺
private viewing
Private parts
Spare parts
spare tyre
Trye lever
Lever arch
Marble Arch
Marble cake
Christmas cake
Christmas humbug
Christmas depression
Christmas cheer :P
Christmas grinch
Christmas blues
Blues brothers
Blood brothers
Blood type
blood pressure
blood group
Play group
Play store
Departmental store
store cards
Playing cards â™ ï¸
Playing games
hunger games
Games room
room service
Snooker room
snooker loopy
Snooker hall
Town hall
Town cryer
Ipswich Town
Ipswich slums
Ipswich accent
Cockeneee accent
Cockney studs
Superio cockney
Cockney class
Cockeneeeee drivel
Cockeneee cocks
Cockeneeeee losers
cockney slang
Cockney geezer
Diamond Geezer
Diamond ring
Ring finger
gold finger
gold dust
House dust
house sitter
Baby sitter
Baby doll
Rag doll
Rag trade
trade union
European Union
European country
Country walk
Funny walk
funny face
Poker face
North face
Two face
twenty two
Two timing
two step
step ladder
Pole ladder
Pole dancer
Private dancer
private estate
Estate manager
Bank manager
food bank
river bank
River crossing
animal crossing
Zebra crossing
Crossing over
Over there 👉
Leg over
I have a very long memory
door step
door knocker
back door
Back four
back up
up north
North west
West Indies
West end 🎭
Dead end
Dead ringer
Living dead
living wage
Wage freeze 🥶
big freeze
Big mountain 🏔
Man mountain
Man cave
Man flu :P
Man servant
Man size
Over size
size matters
Business matters
business meeting
business lunch
Liquid lunch
Fairy liquid
Tree fairy 🧚â€â™€ï¸ 🧚â€â™€ï¸
Tree creeper
pine tree
pine needle
Knitting needle
Knitting pattern
sewing pattern
sewing machine
Love machine
Love handles
fork handles
Door handles
door hinge
door step
Door mat
bath mat
Bath bun
iced bun
Butterfly bun
Butterfly effect
Special effect
Special one
one love
love bite
Mosquito bite
Mosquito net
fishing net
Fishing boat
boat race
Race relations
race results
Results driven
Football results
Football match
Match stick
Stick insect
stick up
tickling stick
lolly stick
Ice lolly
Ice pick
Ice cream 🍦
Cream cake
cream horn
French horn
French fries
French stick
Walking stick
Walking boot
Car boot
car jack
Union jack
Union meeting
Meeting room
waiting room
Empty room
Empty nest
Birds nest
Bird brain
Brain less ::)
Brain box
Brain freeze
pay freeze
Pay cut
Hair cut 💇â€â™,ï¸
Half cut
Half pint
Half hearted
Half moon
Harvest moon
Harvest festival
Early harvest
Early riser
door riser
Door knob
Door knocker
Door stop
Stop smoking
Stop whingeing
Whingeing Yorkshireman
Superior Yorkshireman
Deluded Yorkshiremen
Red card no link its been Yorkshireman and youve changed it to Yorkshiremen. Schoolboy error wouldnt you say. Or is lockdown making this Yorkshireman pedantic ;D ;D
You are getting as bad as those boring loser trolls up top
I was worried imight be getting like the superior tossers
Deluded upstairs
Upstairs loo
Loo brush
hair brush
Hair loss
loss adjuster
Weight loss
Weight watcher
bird watcher
Bird table
Bird bath
Bath towel
Beach towel
Beach bar
Bar stool
Bar mat
Mat ted ;)
bath mat
Bath bun
Bath tub
margarine tub (whats a bath bun? )
No idea dee ;D
Margarine spread
Bath bun is a cake
Spread eagle
golden eagle
Golden syrup
Dave`s syrup
Flyaway syrup
Golden syrup
Golden triangle
Bermuda Triangle
Bermuda shorts
Tennis shorts
Tennis court
tennis ball
Ball bearing
Ball gown
Cricket ball
Cricket bat
Coronavirus bat
Edible bat
bat ter
Bat man
Man Friday
Man eater
Ant eater
Beef eater ::)
roast beef
Beef curtains :P
Dont be filthy ;D
Net curtains
Net gain
fishing net
fishing trip
Trip up
coach trip
Lads trip
Trip computer
Trip hazard
Trip switch
Switch gear
Switch back
Back door
Patio door
Patio furniture
patio slab
Concrete slab
Concrete overcoat
Concrete pillar
Concrete proof
Fool proof
April fool
Strawberry fool
Fool.proof
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 23, 2020, 22:31:23 PM
Fool.proof
Id change that quickly mate before little Hitler sees it ;D
Achtung
Too late hes seen it ;D Auf wiedersehen
;D ;D ;D
Bullet proof
Water proof
Water bed
bed bath
Bed pan
bed guard
Security guard
Fire guard
Fire marshal
Fire bottle
Beer bottle
Beer pump
Breast pump
Breast plate
dinner plate
Dinner lady
Dinner time
Dinner gong
After dinner
After eight
eighty eight
Eight tee ::) ::)
First tee
first born
Born free
Free coffee
coffee cup
Coffee bean
Runner bean
Baked bean
Baked Alaska
baked potato
Potato cake
Fruit cake
Fruit gums
Fruit salad 🥗
Waldorf salad
Florida salad
Florida Keys
Door keys
Piano keys
Grand piano
Grand master
grand father
Father Time
Father Ted
Big Ted
Big head
head ache
Back ache
Back bone
Bone idle
Idle speed
Idle hands
Wandering hands
Hands free
Hands off
Off licence
Dog licence
dog tired
Tired out
Out perform
Under perform
Down under
eider down
Down stairs
Broad stairs 😄
Broad beans
Runner beans
Road runner
road map
Road hog
Hog roast
Spit roast
Roast potatoes
New potatoes
Sliced potatoes 🥔
Baked potatoes
Baked Alaska
Baked beans
Runner beans
French beans
Noticed admin are online
Haricot beans
String beans
Broad beans
kidney beans
kidney stones
Rolling stones
Rolling pin
Safety pin
Safety instructions
Safety mat
Safety barrier
Crash barrier
Barrier cream
Double cream
Cream cake
cheese cake
Cheese straw
straw bale
Straw hat
Bowler hat
Top hat
Top banana
Banana split
Banana boat
Boat people
Pans people
Frying pans
Frying tonight
Later tonight
tonight show
Game show
Game bird 🦅
Bird brain
Bird bath
bird feeder
Bird brain
Brain wave
Tidal wave
Did someone mention brain? Don`t you think the poor guy has suffered enough?!
Wave goodbye
Wave hello
Hello magazine
Glossy magazine
Glossy lips
Lucky lips
Lucky charm
Charm school
Approved school
Public school
Public convenience
Convenience store
Store cupboard
Store room
Back room
Back bone
Bone head
Bone dry
Dry riser
dry mouth
Mouth organ
mouth wash
Hand wash
Hand job ::)
Job opportunity
Blow job
Blow pipe
Peace pipe
Exhaust pipe
exhaust filter
Water filter
Water bed
Bed time
Bed pan
Frying pan
Pan pipes
Bag pipes
Gas pipes
Gas meter
Meter reading
Reading glasses
Proof reading
Water proof
Water carrier
Water works
Works outing
family outing
Family planning
Planning committee
Planning consent
consent form
Form guide
girl guide
Girl band
Elastic band
Rock band
Brass band
Brass neck
neck brace
Neck tie
Tie pin
Rolling pin
hair pin
Pin up
Pin stripe
Red stripe
Red losers
Bad losers
Bad day
Bad breath
Dog breath
Last breath
Last post
fence post
Fence panel
Fence goods
frozen goods
Frozen peas
Frozen stiff
stiff frost
Jack Frost
Frost free
Frost free
Free coffee
Coffee cup â˜•ï¸ Or is it the FA cup 🏆😂
Cup winners ;D ;D ;D Well done Paul
Lucky winners
Lucky charm
Charm bracelet
gold bracelet
Gold medal
Gold top
top trumps
Bailey trumps
Bailey snoring (he is now)
;D ;D ;D
Bailey dreaming
David Bailey
Old Bailey
Old Timer
Old hat 🧢
Hat trick
Hat stand
Stand aside
Band stand
Elastic band
brass band
Brass farthing
Brass neck
Neck tie
Kipper tie
Bow tie
Bow bells 🔔
Hells bells
Bell`s whisky 🥃
Scotch Whisky
Scotch pie 🥧
Scotch egg
Egg sandwich 🥪
Easter egg
Easter bonnet
Easter Sunday
Sunday roast
roast beef
Roast potato
Roast ted ::) ;D
Roast pork
Roast chicken
chicken dinner
dinner time
Dinner lady
iron lady
Sand Iron
Sand castle
Windsor castle
Windsor park
Hyde Park
Car park
Car wash
Wash up
Brush up
Chimney brush
Chimney sweep 🧹
Chimney stack
stack shelves
Shop shelves
Weekly shop
Weekly bath
Bath tub
twin tub
Twin set
set point
Lizard point
Finger point
Fish finger
Finger nail
Coffin nail
Rusty nail
Nail file
Toe nail
Camel toe 🐫
Big toe
Big head
Thick head
Dick head
Sore head
Sore loser
sore throat :o
Deep throat
Steady on Baldy. That`s a bit creepy. In a John Reginald Christie sort of way. He was bald too. Perhaps all baldies are creepy.
Deep cut
Cut off
Cut throat
Throat sweet
Sweet jar
Jam jar 🏺
Traffic jam
Traffic calming
Traffic report
School report
School teacher 👩â€🏫
Driving teacher
Driving range
Range finder
fact finder
Fact hunt
Fox hunt
Fox fur
Fox glove
Glove puppet
Boxing glove
Boxing ring
Wedding ring
Ring piece
Another piece
Cod piece
Cod head
Dick head
Jesus Christ Blondie, what the Hells got into you? You used to be such a nice passive fella. Look, I know it`s tough on the inside but just do as they say, ok. If they say squeal like a pig then you damn well squeal the place down boy. Try to think of something nice and don't worry, we`re all behind you.
Head master
master mariner
Master butcher
Master builder
Master bates
Master builder
Yeah, You dumb f*ck Rodney.
Master bedroom
Bedroom door
Barn door
Barn dance 💃
Floral dance
Floral display
Air display
Air head
Air bed
Bed time
Bed spring
Spring roll
Spring onion
Onion gravy
Pickled onion
Spring onion
Dave would punish you for that ;D
Spring lamb
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on September 29, 2020, 10:48:50 AM
Dave would punish you for that ;D
Spring lamb
Wouldn`t he just Jon 😂
Lamb chop
Pork chop
Pork sausage
Pork pie
Roast pork
Pork key ::) ::) ;D
Skeleton key
Key west
Key worker
Shift worker
Gear shift
Laughing gear
Laughing gas
gas burner
Gas oven
Gas pipe
pipe cleaner
Pipe dream
bag pipe
Bag lady
Saddle bag
Plastic bag
plastic cutlery
Plastic surgery
Cosmetic surgery
Doctors surgery
Doctors orders
Last orders
last place
Last resort
Last chance
Chance meeting
meeting place
Meeting point
point blank
Blank page
Blank cartridge
cartridge round
round robin
Robin hood
rockin robin
Reliant Robin
Batman`s Robin
robin red-breast
Red dwarf
Red army
Red arrows
Little arrows
little women
Little bit
Little Mix
Little Willy
Free willy
Free trade
trade winds
Cold winds
cold sore
cold store
Cold water 💦
water fall
Toilet water
Toilet paper 🧻
Tissue paper
Paper roses 🌹
Roses chocolates
Dark chocolates
Dark evenings
dark knight
Dark evenings
east side
Sorry Jon I am unwell though, only worth a yellow
Ok then. Get well soon
top trumps
Top hat
hat trick
Hard hat 🎩
Hard case
suit case
Violin case
case file
Nail file
File down
Bend down
down town
Duck down
Roast duck 🦆
Crispy duck
Rice crispy
Rice pudding
pudding bowl
Super bowl
Super noodle
Love super noodles ;D
Super Kings
kings ransom
Kings Cross
Red Cross
Red army
army base
Double bass
double trouble
Double cream
Cream egg
Boiled egg
Fried egg 🍳
duck egg
Crispy duck
Golden duck
Duck down
Toilet duck
toilet bowl
Cereal bowl
cereal box
Cardboard box
Cricket box
cricket pitch
Cricket bat
Cricket match
Test cricket
maths test
Test card
card trick
Card sharp
Card shop 🏬
Card shark
Shark attack
Heart attack
Purple Heart
Purple rain
Persistent rain
Heavy rain
Heavy work
Heavy metal
Metal wood
Wood work
Wood carving
Wood glue
Glue sniffer
Sniffer dog
Dog tired
Dog rough
dog bed
Dog house
house guest
Guest house
Out house 🏡
out side
In side
Back side
Back stabber
Back door
Stage door 🚪
Stage coach
football coach
Coach trip
Trip wire
Barbed wire
wire cutters
Chicken wire
Chicken vindaloo
chicken dinner
Chicken drumstick
Chicken breast
Breast enhancement
Breast implant
Breast pump
Bike pump
Bike shed
coal shed (used to have one when younger)
Aye so did we. It was called a coal Middin oop north
Coal miner
Coal face
Coal scuttle
Back scuttle
Back gammon
Back ache
Tooth ache
Tooth paste
Tooth fairy
Christmas Fairy
Christmas lights
Christmas tree 🎄🎄
Christmas pudding
A delicacy from northern parts........ black pudding 🤣
A brekkies not a brekkie without a bit of black pud ;D
Yorkshire pudding. NOT batter pudding as you Cockeneeeees call it >:(
Quote from: Ronnie The Red or blue on December 01, 2020, 22:45:57 PM
A brekkies not a brekkie without a bit of black pud ;D
Yorkshire pudding. NOT batter pudding as you Cockeneeeees call it >:(
🤣🤣
Suet pudding
suet ball (Glen calls them batter puds)
And a suet ball is a dumpling. Get a grip :-* :-*
Golf ball
Golf course
Race course
race horse
Human race
Rat race
Quote from: Ronnie The Red or blue on December 03, 2020, 07:53:16 AM
And a suet ball is a dumpling. Get a grip :-* :-*
Golf ball
Only in a stew, we used to have suet pud with roast beef as a lad
Ball race
You really are strange folk ;D
Ball gown
Ball games
Olympic games
Olympic Rings
Smoke rings
gold rings ...the suet balls were the bird type...he calls yorkshire puds,batter puds and in a stew they are dumplings
Batter puds in a stew are dumplings ??? As i say you're strange folk
Gold digger
Grave digger
Batter puds in a stew???? Think you lot are strange ::)
digger hire
You said batter puds and in a stew they are dumplings. Think you're losing the plot :-*
Car hire
Motor car 🚗
Dodgem car
Car wash 🧽
Wash room
Boiler room
Boiler suit
Space suit
birthday suit
Birthday cake
Birthday card
Birthday party
Party trick
Party pooper
pooper scooper
Super scooper
Super tax
Car tax
Car wash
Mouth wash
mouth guard
Life guard
guard tower
Guard room
Security guard
Security system
system fail
System administrator
Sound system
Surround sound
Warning sound
Warning light
Light programme
Light brigade
light house
gingerbread house
Bird house
Bird brain 🧠
Bird bath
bird feeder
Bird seed
Seed drill
Seed tray
Milk tray
Milk monitor
Milk chocolate
chocolate log
Chocolate biscuit 🍪
Chocolate fountain
Sherbet fountain
Sherbet dip
dip dab
Bin dip
Bin man
Gas man
Gas appliance
Gas bag
Gas fire 🔥
Gas leak
Water leak
Water bed
Bed warmer
Cold bed 🛏
cold heart
Cold caller
Cold beer 🍺
Draught beer
Draught cider
Somerset cider
Pear cider
cider drinker
Cider apple
Apple computer
Apple turnover
Annual turnover
Annual holiday
Holiday cash
Holiday romance
summer holiday
Summer loving 🥰
Should this be in the ‘song lyrics` post 🤣🤣
summer fruits
Opal fruits
Dried fruits
Dried out
out back
Full back
full up
full frontal
Full Monty
Full stop
stop board
Surf board
Ironing board
Chess board
Cheese board
Cheese string
string vest
Big cheese
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
RED CARD
I`m lost ::)
No same word Dee. Its quite simple really Dee ::) ::) ::)
but no words follow the last 2 ;D
I think this may be a bit complicated for Southern numpties
Simples I missed bobs post
Thermal vest
Quote from: dee-dee on January 08, 2021, 07:17:18 AM
I`m lost ::)
Jesus Christ Dee. You must get lost finding the way to the bathroom. Jon`s right, even an utter retarded simpleton would get that. After all, that useless halfwit Bob gets it and they don`t get any more simply retarded that him. You`re not related to Bob too by any chance?
Thermal imaging
Nice one Rodney! You`re not as stupid as you look ;)
Thermal underwear
thermal socks
Bed socks
bed head
Bed post
Bed wetter (Bob)
Last post
Goal post
Goal machine
Goal line
White line
Fine line
White line
Ooops Bob. Schoolboy error 😃
Poor ol Bob. He`s struggling now both physically & mentally although to be fair he`s been mentally deficient since he popped out with Only half a brain. I fear The End is nigh. Tell him not to worry, I`ll tell his Mum.
Washing line
Washing machine
Washing up
Washing pile
Washing powder
Powder keg
beer keg
Beer drinker 🍺
social drinker
social club
Social gatherings
Social outcast
Political outcast
Political party
House party
House sitter
House maid
House martin
Martin mere
Martin Freeman
Martin house
house party
Conservative party
Party popper
Party line
Train line
train track
Train guard ( part time)
Train spotter
Steam train
steam engine
Steam iron
iron road
Road hog
Road sign
Road rage
main road
Back road
Toll road
Toll bridge
bridge end ::)
Contract bridge
Orwell bridge
Tower bridge
Tower Hill
Notting hill
hill side
Back side
back up
Beat up
Up beat
Heart beat
heart valve
Tyre valve
tyre track
Track bike
bike chain
Chain gang
gang land
Land owner
land Rover
Red rover (old London transport bus pass)
Red Bob. ( Old Lancastrian commie)
Two bob
Hair bob
Bobs Back
hair net
Hair cut 💇â€â™,ï¸
Cut glass
Cut throat
Throat sweet
Sweet chilli 🌶
Sweet tooth
Chipped tooth 🦷
chipped dog
Dog food
Dog lead
Fast food
NURSE NURSE daves in need of his medication again ;) ;D
Hes not been the same since his vaccine ;D
You could be right there.
Who's go is it ;D
Fast track
Dog track
Track down
Put down
Duck down
Roast duck 🦆
Roast potatoes
roast chesnut
Roast pork
roast chicken
Chicken legs
Chicken dinner
Chicken soup
Pea soup 🥣
Pea Brain (AKA Bob)
Soup kitchen
Soup spoon
spoon bill
Buffoon bill
Buffoon bungalow
country bungalow
Country house
country side
Country bumpkin
Country file
Nail file
Nail varnish
nail brush
Paint brush
Gloss paint
Face paint
Face mask 😷
Face off
off track
On track
Track suit
Track event
Track down
Going down
Going under
Going commando
commando unit
Base unit
Wall unit
Wall flower
flower bed
Flower pot
Flower power
power jet
Jet engine
Engine room
Box room
telly box
goggle box
Shoe box 📦
Shoe horn
Shoe lace
shoe shop
Shoe string
string along
Sing along
Come along
come here
Over here
over head
head strong
Head master
Head boy
Boy wonder
wonder woman
Wonder bra
bra strap
Strap hang
hang about
About turn
Right turn
turn up
Up turn
turn left
Left behind
Left hand
Right hand
Hand job
Talking of bungalow
Job lot
car lot
Car tax
Road tax
Road hog
Wart hog
Boss hog
Hedge hog
Hedge trimmer
Hedge fund
Fund manager
Bank manager
Bank loan
Loan shark
Shark attack
Card shark
card trick
Credit card 💳
Birthday card
Birthday cake 🎂
Birthday suit
Birthday party 🥳🎂🥂
Party popper
party pooper
Party girl 👧
girl power
Power point
Power tools
Power ranger
Park ranger
Park keeper
Bee keeper
House keeper
House rules
House boat
Boat yard
Knackers yard
back yard
Scrap yard
bone yard
Stable yard
Horse stable
Clothes horse
Clothes drier
clothes peg
Simon Pegg
Simple Simon
Simple minds
simple ton ;D ;D
Ton up
Top up
Pop up
Pop gun
Pop corn
Pop tart
Strawberry tart
Apple tart
apple crumble
Rhubarb crumble
Rhubarb triangle
musical triangle (whats a rhubarb triangle? )
rhubarb triangle is in Yorkshire where they grow masses of rhubarb Wakefield area
Musical youth
Misspent youth
Youth club
jazz club
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on February 23, 2021, 07:05:44 AM
rhubarb triangle is in Yorkshire where they grow masses of rhubarb Wakefield area
Musical youth
Excellent knowledge Bob. Go to the top of the class
Jazz singer
Pop singer
Pop corn
pop bottle
glass bottle
bottle cap
Bottle bank
Bank manager
train manager
Train ticket
Stationary train 🚂
Camel train
Camel ride
Camel toe
Toe nail
Finger nail
Middle finger
Middle England
Middle wicket
Middle class
Master class
Station master
master race
Human race
Human being
Human touch
Personal touch
Gentle touch
Gentle giant
Giant haystack
Green giant
green fingers
Fish fingers
Fish fillet
Fish fork
Tuning fork
Pitch fork
Pitch black
Pitch mark
Skid mark
Skid pad
Shin pad
Tenna pad
Pad Thai
Thai massage
Full massage
Full stop
Full up
Fed up
Stuck up
Stuck lock
lock down
Door lock
Back door
Back room
Bed room
Bed post
Fence post
Post man
Last post
last place
Resting place
place mat
Door mat
Door frame
Door stop
stop sign
Stop male bird
male bird nee
Bloomin predictive text
male bird Robin
Robin redbreast
Robin reliant
Robin hood
Robin Day
Day time
Day light
Light switch
Light sabre
light year
Light weight
Heavy weight
Heavy metal
metal fatigue
Metal craft
Metal work
Work place
work gear
Head gear
head ache
Head case
Suit case
Boiler suit
linen suit
Linen shirt
Dress shirt
Formal dress 👗
Wedding dress
Wedding cake
Jaffa cake
Jaffa orange
orange cordial
Lime cordial
lime house
Lime tree
tree top
Bottle top
Wooden top
Wooden horse
Wooden spoon
spoon bill
Buffoon bill
Dollar Bill 💵
Bungalow Bill
Idiot bill
Phone bill
Mobile phone
Mobile hairdresser
mobile mechanic
Car mechanic
Car park
Car port
Sea port
Sea bass
Sea side
Sea shanty
Sea salt
Rock salt
Rock facee
Scar face
Scar fell
Fell over
Fell down
duck down
Duck soup 🥣
Soup bowl 🍜
Soup spoon 🥄
Table spoon
Table cloth
Cloth ears
Big ears
Jug ears 👂
Cauliflower ears
Cauliflower cheese 🧀
mature cheese
Cream cheese
Blue cheese
Blue bird
Black bird
bird bath
Bird brain 🧠
Brain cell
Brain wave
Micro wave 🤔
Micro film
War film 🎥
Cod war
world war
Cold war
Cold beer 🍻
Beer bottle
Bottle top
Top rank
Top hat
Hat stand
Hat trick
Card trick
Card shark
Shark attack
Heart attack
art attack
Goal attack
Goal scorer
Goal post
Post man
Post office
Post box
Cardboard box
Box camera 📷
Box brownie
Match box
Match stick
Stick insect
Hockey stick
Walking stick 🦯
Pogo stick
disco stick
Disco duck
Duck down
Duck soup 🥣
Tomato soup
Tomato ketchup
Tomato plant 🪴
Car plant
Car park
Park keeper (remember them?)
goal keeper
Goal post
Quote from: DaveW on April 01, 2021, 19:15:30 PM
Park keeper (remember them?)
Certainy do Dave. Our 'parkie' used to ride around on a green bike. Proper little hitler ;D
Bed post
Bed bug
Bed pan
Frying pan 🍳
Deep pan
Deep throat (no names)
Are we back to gagging ;D
Sore throat
sore head .....not funny
Big head ......quite funny
Head master
Head cook
Head boy
Boy George
Boy racer
Boy wonder
Wonder Woman 👩
Woman trouble
Gagging woman 👩
Evil woman
Woman hood
Cooker hood
Slow cooker
Pressure cooker
Blood pressure
Blood donation 🩸
Sperm donation
Sperm whale
Whale omelette
Cheese omelette
Cheese grater
cheese sandwich
Cheese string
String vest
String along
String instrument
Instrument maker
bread maker
Bread bin
Bread winner
Bread oven
Bread stick
Walking stick
Walking frame
Door frame
Garage door 🚪
Door knob
Door bell 🔔
Bell 🔔 end ;)
::) ::)
Bell ringer
Bell boy 👦
Bell tower
Tower bridge 🌉
Suspension bridge
Bridge end
Orwell Bridge
Closed bridge
Closed down
Broken down
Broken limb
Broken arm
Arm wrestling
arm chair
Arm pit
Coal pit
Coal fire
Gas fire
Fire brigade
Fire bucket
Bucket list
Wish list
Shopping list
Shopping trolley
Trolley dolly
Trolley dash
Dash board
Iron board
Iron Bridge 🌉
Tower bridge 🌉
Humber bridge
Bridge end
Orwell bridge
Bridge bash
bridge base
Bridge closed
Closed off
Closed door
Door jam
Jamb
Door lock
Thanks for that 🤪
Door knob
Know head
Head lock
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on April 15, 2021, 18:15:23 PM
Thanks for that 🤪
Door knob
You are welcome Norfolk 😂😂
Head butt
head ache
Heart ache
Bleeding heart
Bleeding finger
Finger trouble
Car trouble
Car pool
Swimming pool
Swimming lesson
Swimming trunks
Swimming race
Human race
race row
Race track
Running track
Train track
Train strike
Train manager
Sacked manager
Assistant manager
Assistant driver 🚇
Screw driver
bus driver
Bus stop 🚏
Stop dead
Dead ringer
Dead testing
Testing station
Power station
Power play
Power rangers
Glasgow Rangers
park rangers
Park keeper
Zoo keeper
House keeper
Goal keeper
Goal poacher
egg poacher
Scrambled egg 🥚
Egg donor
Blood donor 🩸
Blood bank
Lloyds Bank
Lloyds broker
Lloyds cashier
Shop cashier
Shop front
Shop lifter
Shop front
Front door 🚪
Stage door
Stage fright
back stage
Pyramid stage
Ancient pyramid
Ancient history
History lesson
French lesson
French letter
Letter box
Box plant
Cardboard box 📦
Horse box
Horse manure
Horse racing
horse hooves
Horse play
Horse feed
Horse racing
Racing pigeon
Racing car
Car driver
Getaway driver
Tram driver
tram lines
Power lines
White lines
White lines
Oops
Get posting before jon sees it ;D
White Christmas
I will take my punishment
Very honourable of you Dave
White chocolate
Chocolate button
Milk chocolate 🍫
Milk man
Post man 👨
Snow man
Snow plough
Snow ball
Bonus ball
Hand ball
Second hand
Short hand
Short break
Short hair
Hair piece
Hair cut 💇â€â™,ï¸
Crew cut
Cabin crew
log cabin
Log burner
Burner phone 📱
Mobile phone
Mobile home
Home win
lottery win
Lottery ticket 🎫
Lottery balls
Balls up
Golf balls
golf clubs
Golf bag
Ball bag
Ball sack
Sack race
Running race
Running water
Water fall
water bottle
Plastic bottle
Glass bottle
Glass blower
Glass back
Green back
Green horn
Green fingers
Green beans
Baked beans
Broad beans
Broad shoulders
Round shoulders
round robin
Robin day
Robin banks
town banks
Town crier
Town ship
Town band
Hair band
Hair net
Net loss
Goal net 🥅
Goal post 📫
Post box 📦
Last post
Post haste
Parcel post
Parcel force
Air Force
Clean air
Clean sweep
chimney sweep
Chimney breast
Chicken breast
Firm breast
Wobberly breast
Droopy breast
Does breast ???
Did you mean does or Dees ;D
Yes bloody predictive txt ;D
;D ;D ;D
Dees Dog
Dog kennel
Dog tired
Dog rough
Rough Justice (as in VAR decisions for Spurs)
rough skin
Thick skin
Skin head
Head band
Head boy
Boy band
Boy hood
Robin Hood
waterproof hood
Waterproof trousers 👖
Drainpipe trousers
Baggy trousers
baggy pants
Baggy eyes
Watering eyes
watering can
Watering hole
Pigeon hole
Pigeon racing
pigeon fancier
Pigeon pie
Steak pie 🥧
Rump steak
Pork steak
Pork sausage
Chilli sausage
Chilli powder
Gun powder
gun shot
Shot gun
Shot put
Shot ton :D
shot glass
Wine glass 🍷
Glass ceiling
Glass bottle
champagne glass
Glass blower
Leaf blower
Whistle blower
football whistle
Wolf whistle
Penny whistle
Penny lane
Penny arcade
Penny dreadful
Penny pincher
Penny farthing
Penny black
Half penny
half empty
Half asleep 😴
Half way
Half time
Half price
Price bust
Large bust
False bust
False teeth 🦷
false lashes
False alibi
false hope
No hope
No entry
Entry sign
Stop sign
Stop per ;D
Emergency stop ✋
Emergency services
Motorway services
motorway police
Secret police
Police officer 👮â€â™€ï¸
Police station
Space station
Space cadet
Space cowboy
cowboy boots
Work boots 🥾 ( I remember them 🤣🤣)
Work time
Spare time
Spare tyre
Spare rib
Rib cage
Rib tickler
Rib eye
Eye ball
Eye sight
eye drops
Eye patch
Nicotine patch
Nicotine craving
Nicotine spray
body spray
Body camera 📷
camera zoom
Zoom meeting
Meeting room
Room service
Service station
petrol station
Petrol pump
Petrol head
Petrol tank
Fish tank
Fish finger
middle finger
Index finger
Little finger
fish finger
REDcard for dee ;D ;D ;D ;D
Fish tank
Oxygen tank
Oxygen thief
Oxygen mask
Gimp mask
Gas mask
Gas light
Gas bag
Wind bag
Poo bag. Just for Dee
Poo sticks
Fiddle sticks
Fiddle about
About turn
Left turn
right turn
Right back
Right wing
Chicken wing
Chicken leg
Chicken breast
Marinated Brest
marinated meat
Minced meat
Meat pie
Steak pie 🥧
Steak bake
Rump steak 🥩
Steak House
Work house 🏠
Dirty work
Dirty mind
Dirty washing
Dirty dancing
Dancing shoes
tap shoes
Cold tap
Stop tap
bath tap
Bath tub
Bath seat
bed bath
Bed time
Breakfast time
Breakfast sausage
sausage casserole
Casserole dish
Dish cloth
Cloth ears
Jug ears 👂
Big ears
Big foot
Big mouth
Motor Mouth
Motor mechanic
Motor racing
Motor bike 🏍
bike pump
Petrol pump
Petrol tanker
Oil tanker
Oil slick
Oil well
Well oiled (Bob on his holidays) 🍻🍻🥂 ;D ;D
Wishing well
Quote from: Baldy on July 25, 2021, 08:26:55 AM
Well oiled (Bob on his holidays) 🍻🍻🥂 ;D ;D
Ain`t that the truth Blondie. The Dr said it could be his last so chin chin Bob. Enjoy yer sen
Well being
well done
Quote from: Buffalo Bill on July 25, 2021, 21:41:07 PM
Quote from: Baldy on July 25, 2021, 08:26:55 AM
Well oiled (Bob on his holidays) 🍻🍻🥂 ;D ;D
Ain`t that the truth Blondie. The Dr said it could be his last so chin chin Bob. Enjoy yer sen
Boring you've been reported so maybe you will disappear again
Well said
Well endowed
Thanks Rodney
Well spotted
Wishing well
Well being
Well cool 😎
Cool beer
beer batter
Fish batter
Sepp Blatter
Fish tail
Fish finger
fish supper
Supper time
Chico time 🤣
bed time
Time piece
Cod piece
Cod fillet
Cod fish 🐠
Fish eye
Fish tail
Tail spin
spin bowler
Bowler hat
Fast bowler
stuck fast
Fast love
Fast track
Race track
Running track
Running race
Running shoe
shoe horn
Shoe lace
Paper lace
News paper 📄
Paper round
Round robin
Red robin
Robin reliant 🛻
Robin hood
Hood wink
Tiddly wink
sexy wink
Sexy lady
Sexy eyes
Wonky eyes 👀
Cats eyes
Cats cradle
Cats litter
Litter lout
Litter tray
Milk tray
Milk bottle
glass bottle
Bottle bank
Bottle top
copper top
Top trump
Big top
Top hat
Hat trick ::)
Card trick
bank card
Card shark 🦈
Loan shark
Loan deal
I deal
deal breaker
Road breaker
Road rage
Road hog
hog roast
Roast chicken
Roast pork
Roast lamb
Lamb curry
Goat curry 🍛
Curry powder
gun powder
Gun shot
Gun metal
Metal post
Last post
fence post
Post box
Box office
office chair
Office bike 🚲
bike ride
Train ride
Train conductor
Train driver
bus driver
Bus ticket
Train ticket
Ticket master
Ticket tout
Ticket office
Office bike
bike ride
Free ride
Free trade
trade winds
Westerly winds
Southerly winds
strong winds
Strong bow
Bow bell
Bow tie
Kipper tie
Tie up
suit tie
Wedding suit
wedding cake
Fruit cake
Fruit basket
Fruit salad 🥗
Salad dressing
dressing gown
evening gown
Evening all
Evening meal 🥘
meal deal
Mega deal
mega mouth
Ply mouth
Plymouth Gin
Gin bar
Bar none
swingers bar
Irish bar
Irish stew 🍲
🐔 stew
Roast chicken 🐔
Chicken George
Chicken legs
legs eleven
Oceans eleven
First eleven
First timer
Egg timer
Poached egg 🍳
Egg nog
Egg head
Boiled egg
Egg salad 🥗
Salad cream
Salad days
Open days
Away days
play away
Play time
Tea time
Dinner time (after 17.00hrs) 🤣
evening dinner
Dinner table
table cloth
Table legs 🦵
Chicken legs
Chicken wings
Roast chicken 🐓
Pot roast
Pot noodle
Crispy noodle
Crispy duck
Duck down
Down town
Town cryer
Town hall
Town ship
Ghost ship
Ghost train 🚂
Ghost buster
Block buster
Tower block
Block head
head butt
Head teacher
class teacher
Maths teacher
maths equation
Maths book
book swap
Swap shop
sweet shop
Sweet dreams
Sweet heart
heart shape
Broken heart
broken glass
Glass jar
Cut glass
paper cut
paper plane
Paper cup
Paper boy
toilet paper
Toilet seat
flush toilet
Toilet brush
tooth brush
Tooth paste
Tooth fairy
Tooth ache
head ache
face ache
face cream
Ice cream 🍨
ice cube
Ice pop
pop music
music score
Final score
Final countdown
Cup final
Cup tie
tie pin
Kipper tie
Smoked kipper
Smoked salmon 🍣
Pink salmon
salmon fillet
Salmon rod
Fishing rod
Fishing club
night club
Night time
night shift
Night nurse 👨â€âš•ï¸
Wet nurse
Wet blanket
dog blanket
gun dog
Gun metal
Top gun
Pop gun
pop star
Bright star 🌟
Star light
Light year
Light bulb
Light saver
night light
Travel light
travel buddy
buddy holly
Dive buddy
dive site
Building site
building regulations
Building Supervisor
Building block
Block head
Road block
Road works
Roman road
Roman candle
candle arbour
Candle wax
Car wax
cable car
Car park
public park
Public toilet
toilet paper
News paper
Paper chain
chain link
Toilet chain
chain saw
Hand saw 🪚
wood saw
Wood pigeon
fire wood
Fire engine
Fire point
Finger point
view point
lovely view
Lovely day
Day care
Day off
Day Break
comfort break
break down
Leg break
Off break
off side
Back side
back ache
Back brace
centre back
Left back
left out
out side
Going out
out cast
Out going
Going up
Going down
down size
Down under
under weight
Over weight
Run over
run fast
Fast lane
Fast track
rail track
Rail strike
strike action
Action man
Space man
Space cadet
space cowboy
Cowboy hat
Hard hat 🧢
hard case
Hard cheese 🧀
cheese straw
Straw bale
Straw poll
poll tax
Car tax
tax return
Return home
return ticket
Ticket check
Ticket machine
washing machine
Slot machine
machine gun
Gun shop
Shot gun
gun powder
Powder puff
talcum powder
baby powder
Baby Walker
Sky walker
Sky train
Sky rocket
blue sky
Sky plus
Sky movies
Blue movies
blue moon
Full moon 🌕
crescent moon
Moon shine
Sun shine ☀ï¸
Sun day
Busy day
Busy bee
Bumble bee 🐝
🐝 line
🐝 sting
bee hive
Honey bee
honey trap
mouse trap
Trap door 🚪
Stage door
Stage fright
Stage coach
Stage hand
Second hand
Minute hand
Minute steak
steak knife
Fish knife
fish cake
Chocolate cake
chocolate biscuit
Milk chocolate
Milk churn
milk bottle
milk shake
Milk monitor
heart monitor
Heart beat
Drum beat
drum sticks
Pooh sticks
Pooh bear
Polar bear 🐻â€â,,ï¸
bear hug
Bear necessities
basic necessities
Basic instinct
Animal instinct
Animal magic
magic trick
Hat trick
Bobble hat
bowler hat
Fast bowler
Fast lane
Slow lane
slow down
down side
Back side
Silver side
silver lining
Silver back
back flip
Back home 🏠
second home
Second round
Bobs round 🍺🍺
round robin
Robin reliant
Robin bird
bird song
Bird bath
Bird brain 🧠
Love bird
Love affair
secret affair
Secret squirrel 🐿
secret seven
secret tunnel
euro tunnel
Tunnel vision
rail tunnel
Tunnel vision
A Yellow Card for Baldy! Repitition!
blurred vision
Oh dear, must pay more attention 🙄🙄
Blurred lines
Yellow lines
straight lines
Straight jacket
life jacket
Life imprisonment
Life sentence
Life time
Face time
Face book
book cover
Book shop
shop front
Shop door 🚪
door frame
Window frame 🖼
window pane
Window catch
catch phrase
Catch point
Tipping point
fly tipping
Fly fishing 🎣
Fishing rod
fishing net
Net curtains
theatre curtains
Operating theatre
Savoy theatre 🎭
savoy cabbage
Red cabbage
Red line
Red bus
Bus stop
bus lane
Cycle lane 🚴
Menstrual cycle
Tandem cycle
cycle clips
Film clips
Film buff
film star
star struck
Star gazer
Star bucks
pop star
Pop music 🎶
Chamber music
Chamber pot
Pot head
P*ss head
head case
Head master
Grand master
master class
Class room
living room
Dining room
Dining table
table tennis
Table salt
sea salt
Rock salt
Rock band 🎸
hair band
Rubber band
band stand
Hat stand
Hat dance
Dance hall
school hall
Dance craze
Yellow card for Jon 🤣
Albert Hall
village hall
Village idiot
village bike
village green
Bowling green
fast bowling
Fast food 🍱
healthy food
Healthy diet
Is mi ban over yet ;D
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on December 01, 2021, 22:45:54 PM
Is mi ban over yet ;D
Wasn't a ban Jon, just a yellow card 🤣
strict diet
strict teacher
head teacher
English Teacher
English language
Language tutor
maths tutor
maths equation
Maths book 📖
book case
Head case
case book
Suit case
murder case
Murder victim
Murder mystery
Mystery tour
tour guide
Girl guide
guide dog
Hot dog
dog lead
Dog house
House maid
house arrest
detached house
House alarm 🚨
House party
Party animal
wild animal
Wild dog 🐕
wild flower
Flower power
power point
compass point
Point blank
Blank paper
paper weight
Light weight
ceiling light
Fan light
light lunch
moon light
Blue moon
sky blue
sky high
high cloud
High ground
Ground hog
hog roast
Roast chicken 🐓
chicken wing
Chicken leg
Leg up
leg brace
Leg over
leg break
Clean break
Maximum break
maximum temperature
Temperature gauge
Oil gauge
crude oil
Oil slick
Oil tanker
Oil drum 🛢
drum kit
PE kit
Kit car
car park
Park life
Park keeper
Bee keeper
zoo keeper
House keeper
house guest
guest room
Bed room
Living room
Dining room
room temperature
ambient temperature
Temperature gauge
Fuel gauge
Fuel tank
armoured tank
Tank top
Army tank
Army uniform
Salvation army
Army games
board games
Highland games
Highland fling
romantic fling
Romantic night
silent night
holy night
holy day
Day break
leg break
Leg spin
Off spin
bugger off
;D ;D ;D
Take off
Blast off
Face off
Off side
put off
Play off
Game play
childs play
Child's toy
Toy soldier
baby toy
Baby food
food bank
blood bank
Blood pressure
pressure cooker
Pressure point
Point blank
sharp point
Match point
Mis match
football match
match stick
Match makers
match statistics
Match box
money box
Black box
black shoes
Black bird 🦅
bird bath
Bird brain 🧠
brain storm
Brain freeze 🥶
Deep freeze
deep down
Duck down
duck feathers
Donald duck
ruddy duck
Toilet duck
toilet brush
Toilet seat
toilet bleach
Toilet roll
ham roll
Swiss roll
Arctic roll
Cheese roll
blue cheese
Hard cheese
hard question
Question mark
question everything
rhetorical question
Question time
time slot
Time frame
picture frame
photo frame
photo booth
John booth
ticket booth
Ticket tout
cinema ticket
cinema screen
Television screen
television channel
Channel crossing
zebra crossing
zebra print
news print
News paper
toilet paper
paper mache
paper weight
Light weight
sun light
Sun shine
sun cream
Ice cream 🍦
Ice scraper
Ice cold ❄️
common cold
Common sense
Common man
Man flu
flu jab
Covid jab
Left jab
left hand
Left luggage
luggage rack
Spice rack
shoe rack
Shoe lace
shoe size
Shoe shop
clothes shop
Clothes horse
horse race
race track
track suit
Train track
camel train
Train station
power station
Power pack
power tool
Tool box
Shoe box 📦
shoe horn
Shoe lace
lace curtain
Lace knickers :P
black lace
Black hole
pot hole
Pot luck
bad luck
Bad omen
lucky omen
Lucky dip
skinny dip
Skinny chips
chocolate chips
Chocolate biscuit 🍪
Chocolate drop
milk chocolate
Milk bottle
bottle top
Bottle bank
river bank
River side
Side plate
Dinner plate
evening dinner
Evening all
all change
Change over
Hand over
hand clap
Hand warmer
hand shake
Hand jive
hand gesture
Hand job
part-time job
Job seeker
job title
Job role
role model
Catwalk model
model plane
Jet plane
wood plane
Jack plane
car jack
Car wash
Car tax
tax payment
Card payment
credit card
Debit card
birthday card
Birthday cake 🍰
chocolate cake
Sponge cake 🍰
Cake hole
Sink hole
kitchen sink
Kitchen roll
toilet roll
Toilet seat
car seat
Car park
park bench
Park life
Parked ranger
parked car
Bumper car
estate car
Racing car
Racing track
Fast track
Train track
athletics track
Track time
Extra time
extra large
Large load
heavy load
Heavy metal
scrap metal
Scrap merchant
builders merchant
Cowboy builders
cowboy hat
Hat trick
magic trick
Magic circle
centre circle
Crop circle
Circle round
Jon's round
round robin
Paper round
paper chain
Chain letters
chain fence
Fence gone
gone away
Away day
play away
Away match
Home match
home bird
Game bird
board game
Parole board
hard board
Card board
Head board
Board room
Class room
High class
class mate
Work mate
Work bench
Bench mark
bench seat
Front seat
cold front
Cold beer 🍻
bottled beer
Draught beer 🍻
draught excluder
Draught cider
apple cider
Apple pie 🥧
chicken pie
Steak pie
rump steak
Steak out ;) ;D ;D ;D ::)
skirt steak
Short skirt
short film
Short change
Sex change
sex appeal
Sex shop
music shop
Music Man
sheet music
Chamber music
Music hall
Pop music
jazz music
Music teacher
classical music
House music
detached house
Whore house
house proud
House maid
dairy maid
Dairy cream
dairy milk
Milk chocolate 🍫
chocolate cake
Carrot cake 🍰
cup cake
Bra cup
tea cup
Tea room
living room
Dining Room
dining table
Table manners
Bad manners
Bad egg
egg cup
Tea cup
tea pot
Pot Ted ::)
plant pot
Plant hire
hire car
Car seat
bench seat
Bench presses
printing presses
Printing paper
tracing paper
Paper plane
Paper weight
weight lifter
Light weight
sun light
Sun flower
flower petal
Flower power
power tool
Power ranger
battery power
Battery charger
Battery hen
hen peck
Hen night
Good night
dark night
Dark sky
sky light
Light sabre
Light bulb
flower bulb
Sun flower ☀️
flower pot
Flower head
Dead head
dead heat
Deep heat
skin deep
Skin tight
Banana skin
Banana split
split second
Split decision
Bad decision
Bad mouth
Big mouth
mouth piece
Mouth organ
Body organ
Body painting 🎨
oil painting
Water painting 🎨
water pistol
Water slide
Water bottle
wine bottle
Wine rack
white wine
Red wine 🍷
Wine cellar
beer cellar
Draught beer 🍻
beer mat
Beer bottle
green bottle
Blue bottle
true blue
Navy blue
sky blue
Sky line
washing line
Dirty washing
washing powder
Baking powder
gun powder
Powder puff
Sugar puff
Yorkshire puff
Yorkshire pudding
Black pudding
magic trick
Magic circle
black magic
Is that a yellow or straight red :D
Black beauty
A RED :o
Black Smith
jet black
Jet plane
wood plane
Wood pigeon
balsa wood
Pine wood
Pine apple
apple pie
Pork pie
pork chop
Pork joint
Wood joint
Knee joint
Knee jerk
knee cap
School cap 🧢
primary school
Secondary school 🏫
public school
Public speaking
Speaking out
going out
Coming out
losing out
Losing bet
losing side
Side salad
salad bowl
Prawn salad 🥗
prawn cocktail
Gin cocktail
Fruit cocktail
tropical fruit
Fruit juice
orange juice
Tomato juice
tomato ketchup
Squashed tomato 🍅
tomato soup
Soup 🐉
Soup bowl 🥣
punch bowl
Punch bag
Shopping bag
Shopping trolley
Trolley Dolly
Corn dolly
Corn field
Field mouse
White mouse
White house
White sugar
Sugar daddy
Sugar cube
Sugar lump
Fat lump
Fat chance
Last chance
Last tango
Tango orange
Orange juice
Juice extractor
Urine extractor 🤔
Extractor fan
fan zone
End zone
dead end
Dead weight
weight lifter
Heavy weight
Light weight
Light programme
light switch
Switch off
dimmer switch
Switch blade
razor blade
Razor sharp
sharp knife
Knife attack
Goal attack
goal kick
Goal post
lamp post
Lamp shade
sun shade
Sun screen
Wind screen
Wood wind
Wind tunnel
Wind sock
Sock bunny
Easter bunny
Easter egg
No idea what a sock bunny is ;D
Easter parade
carnival parade
An old sock with ears sown on it to make it look like a bunny, Shari Lewis used to have one, also Phoebe made on in Friends
Carnival queen
queen bee
Bee hive
Bee sting
Wasp sting ( poor Dave)
wasp nest
Nest egg
egg shell
Shell garage
Shell suit
sea shell
Sea salt
rock salt
Southend rock
Southend pier
Pier railway
long pier
Long Island
treasure island
Treasure chest
chest freezer
Tea chest
tea bag
Tea pot
Flower pot
sun flower
Flower power
power tool
Tool box
box hedge
Hedge row
Hedge trim
Hedge fund
slush fund
Slush puppy
puppy fat
Puppy dog 🐕
guide dog
Girl guide
tour guide
Grand tour
grand piano
Piano recital
Piano concerto
piano stool
Stool pigeon
Pigeon pie 🥧
steak pie
Rump steak 🥩
sirloin steak
Fillet steak
fish fillet
Fish cake
sponge cake
Sponge Bob
Bath sponge
Bath bun
Chelsea bun
Butterfly bun
butterfly stroke
Vinegar stroke
Sun stroke
sun cream
Sun shade
sun glasses
Sun shine ☀️
Sun flower
Flower power
power tool
Power ranger
solar power
Solar flare
Solar panels
wall panel
Wall flower
flower pot
Pot head
Dick head
head butt
Head cover
pitch cover
Cover charge
electric charge
Electric chair
high chair
High horse
Horse race
dark horse
Dark place
place mat
Floor mat
dance floor
Dance moves
street dance
Dance hall
Village hall
Bingo hall
Bingo wings
prize bingo
Prize money
money box
Charity box
charity show
Circus show
circus tent
Circus act
Circus clown 🤡
circus ring
Ring donut 🍩
jam donut
Jam jar
Jam sandwich 🥪
traffic jam
Traffic lights
Blackpool lights
Blackpool Tower
Blackpool rock
rock salt
Salt mine
coal mine
Tin mine
gold mine
Gold crest
club crest
Pudding club
rice pudding
Rice paper
paper plane
Paper flowers 💐
paper bag
News paper
Toilet paper
Toilet break
toilet brush
Hair brush (not that I have one 😂)
horse hair
Horse race
race track
Train track
Train station
play station
Play boy
boy band
Rubber band
rubber stamp
Foot stamp
foot stool
Stool pigeon
Racing pigeon
motor racing
Electric motor
electric bicycle
Bicycle race
Human race
Human league
nautical league
Football league
rugby league
Rugby ball
rugby union
Trade union
Union Pacific
Pacific Ocean
Atlantic Ocean
Atlantic prawn
Prawn cocktail
Prawn sandwich 🥪
club sandwich
Club foot
right foot
Left foot 🦶
left back
Back ache
head ache
Head case
pencil case
Pencil sharpener
knife sharpener
knife block
block paving
Building block
building site
Site survey
Site meeting
meeting room
living room
Box room
dining room
Dining table
table game
Game time
time zone
Zone out
parking zone
Parking meter
gas meter
gas mask
face mask
Gimp mask
clown mask
Clown suite
hotel suite
Hotel room
spare room
living room
Dining room
Dining table
table cloth
Table tennis
Tennis club
tennis racquet
Tennis ball
Foot ball
rugby ball
Cricket ball
Cricket match
test cricket
COVID test
driving test
driving gloves
driving instructor
Driving range
Range finder
store finder
Store manager
General manager
General knowledge
Knowledge base
First base
Home base
touch base
Touch paper
News paper
paper plane
Paper round
round robin
Round table
dining table
Table tennis
Table salt
salt water
Spring water
Water shed
Garden shed
formal garden
Formal introduction
formal dress
Dress rehearsal
fancy dress
Fancy pants
Hot pants
Hot love
puppy love
Puppy dog 🐶
hound dog
Hot dog
spicy hot
Spicy food
fast food
food fight
dog fight
Dog food
Comfort food
creature comfort
comfort blanket
picnic blanket
Blanket fog
dense fog
Fog light
gas light
Electric light
light switch
Switch off
Nintendo
Que?
Quote from: DaveW on October 16, 2022, 17:24:50 PM
Que?
Sorry Dave - I just reacted to the 'Switch' :o
take off
Take away
away game
Game boy
boy racer
School boy
school uniform
School teacher
public school
Drama school
Drama queen
television drama
drama llama
serial drama
Serial killer
killer whale
Whale watching
watching tv
TV programme
Football programme
football fan
Extractor fan
fan heater
One heater
Immersion heater
immersion tank
Fish tank
Fish supper
fish bones
Dog bones
Dog kennel
hot dog
Hot love
puppy love
First love
first date
Date night
night owl
Barn owl
hay barn
Hay fever
fever pitch
Football pitch
vocal pitch
Vocal range
driving range
Free range
free trade
Trade union
trade deal
Trade off
trade secret
Secret service
national service
National Express
express delivery
Delivery van
van driver
Train driver
cancelled train
Train journey
wagon train
Wagon wheel
Steering wheel
wheel clamp
Big wheel
spare wheel
Spare tyre
spare part
Spare rib
Rib tickler
rib eye
Eye ball
eye contact
Eye patch
vegetable patch
Cabbage patch
eye patch
Let you off seeing its Xmas captain
3 above ;D ;D
Eye contact
Quote from: Elite of the forum on December 22, 2022, 10:56:37 AM
Let you off seeing its Xmas captain
3 above ;D ;D
Eye contact
Thank you Bob ;D
contact lens
Zoom lens
zoom call
Call box
phone call
Call girl
head girl
Beachy head
head butt
Head case
travel case
Travel bug
travel insurance
Car insurance
cable car
Cable tie
tie clip
Kipper tie
smoked kipper
Kipper breakfast
breakfast cereal
Breakfast sausage
Sausage sandwich 😋
sausage roll
Bacon roll
Smoked bacon 🥓
streaky bacon
Back bacon 🥓
back strain
Back stroke
brush stroke
Sun stroke
gentle stroke
Stroke victim
innocent victim
Victim aid
First aid
first position
Missionary position
missionary work
Work place
manual work
Reference manual
reference book
Book end
end product
Product line
line dance
Dance group
pop group
Working group
shift working
Working party
political party
Party line
washing line
Line dance
Barn dance
hay barn
Hay bale
hay stack
Stack up
chimney stack
Chimney sweep
sweep stake
Clean sweep
deep clean
Deep end
end result
Result business
small business
Small size
medium size
Happy medium
happy birthday
Birthday cake
fruit cake
Fruit cocktail
Fruit cake
Ummh that's a red card ;D
Quote from: Elite of the forum on May 05, 2023, 17:50:11 PM
Ummh that's a red card ;D
At Arsenal they're used to red cards ;) ;D
cake stand
Last stand
last chance
Treble chance
Treble clef
Treble bass
bass guitar
Guitar string
string vest
Bulletproof vest
bulletproof car
Car horn
rhino horn
Horn blower
grass blower
Pampas grass
Grass seed
seed tray
Milk tray
dairy milk
Dairy farm
farm yard
Farm animals
wild animals
Wild fire
fire pit
Pit pony
pony ride
Bike ride
bike saddle
Saddle bag
paper bag
Paper plane
wrapping paper
Paper handkerchief
silk hankerchief
Silk worm
Silk purse
purse strings
Guitar strings
bass guitar
Toby Bass
Toby carvery
Toby jug
Jug ears
elephant ears
Elephant tusk
African elephant
South African
South Pacific
Pacific basin
basin taps
Bath taps
bath salt
Salt beef
Beef wellington
wellington boots
Football boots
football pitch
Pitch perfect
tent pitch
Beer tent
beer garden
Garden gnome
rose garden
Rose bush
red rose
Red head
head torch
Head teacher
head lice
Lice comb
comb binding
Binding contract
Written contract
Contract bridge
suspension bridge
Match suspension
grudge match
Needle match
knitting needle
Knitting pattern
mosaic
Tiles
Oops! It should be two words!
kitchen tiles
Soup kitchen
kitchen utensil
Kitchen sink
sink hole
Black hole
jet black
Jet wash
car wash
Dodgem car
sports car
Sports day
sports shoes
Sports shirt
Shirt sleeve
rugby shirt
Polo shirt
polo mint
Royal mint
Royal Family
Family tree
oak tree
Palm tree
Palm oil
Olive oil
Oil can
oil filter